"I need to be nicer to myself, but if I say that I'm good at Splatoon, that's not a compliment, that's just lying." This is probably one of the most sincere things a veteran Splatoon player could say, Jay
"If I had a million dollars I would buy JayMoji" "They made that illegal in the 1600s, so you're not gonna be able to do that unfortunately" I'M DYING LMFAO
I genuinely have a question here. Does anyone know if some gear like the milky eminence jacket is region locked or limited edition? I ask because it is not amibo gear, and Murch can't order it. The player I saw it on was max level and rank x, so is it sorta like the splatoon 1 octoshot where you unlock it at a level milestone? I need answers and new favorite colors because why are red and white so hard to come by?!?!
I like the propaganda to join the JayMoji Squad for league, but alas, I had to work like a FOOL. Edit: Bro with a billion dollars in my pocket I'm paying off my student loans and dipin the heck out.
Only the real ones with notifications on know about the typo in the title
You shouldn't have said anything about the typo now people know
Billionare
Lol I was in school when this came out so I wouldn’t have known if you didn’t point it out
"Billionaire"
YOU SPELLED IT WRONG lol
I feel like Jay being investigated by the IRS is a recurring theme in every game he plays, even the game of real life.
they made the game of life real????
Jay:We will be undefetable
also Jay 2 minutes later:No one is on my side
oh the mIsery
"I need to be nicer to myself, but if I say that I'm good at Splatoon, that's not a compliment, that's just lying."
This is probably one of the most sincere things a veteran Splatoon player could say, Jay
"There you go, see? Kill a guy, makes you feel better all the time. It's a stress reliever." - Jaymoji, number one Most Wanted
The suffering in this video made my teriyaki chicken taste 100x better thank you Jay
any time
@@JayMojiDeluxe JaymoChef
THATS A FIREFIN SPLATTERSCOPE, THATS SO COOL!
I know right
"If I had a million dollars I would buy JayMoji"
"They made that illegal in the 1600s, so you're not gonna be able to do that unfortunately"
I'M DYING LMFAO
"I need you to volunteer"
*Holds a gun to our faces*
14:09 I almost fucking choked on my pizza rolls
I love the moment where Jay says he's good at splatoon and procceds to D I E
Jay, where on earth did you get that life-sized splatterscope? Because I want one sooo bad!!!!!
I think a viewer sent that
jay playing splatton for 5 years him at this point: PLEASE DONT KILL ME PLEASE DONT MUDER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
9:46 to 12:53 was an absolute TRIP.
"why don't you stream deLAY in bed cus you outta a job" killed me
2 jaymoji deluxe splaton vids within 3 days i'm gonna cry of happiness
missed an opportunity at the end to come back with his own joke with "stream de-lay deez nuts on your face"
6:51 3 is such a good number, but the bucket isn’t convinced.
It took me a whole minute to get the 1600s joke to which my hand flew to my mouth so fast-
Also it’s 1800s…
8:45 You're not dumb, you're unintelligent
I find it funny how Jay played off his synopsis of the Elon Twitter saga as a joke when in reality it was such a good and concise explanation
I like when the actual game portion of these videos start, the quality goes to potatoes. It just wouldn't be the same without it.
The videos are really cool and inspirational man. Keep up the good work!
My favorite part was when jay fired a man
That’s a nice model of the Firefin Splat Charger
CORRECTION
1800s
Not the 1600s
The history nerd in me is maddening
I've been out of school for too long it seems
“Is your Xbox turned on?”
- I don’t own an Xbox!!! 😦😦😦
I need a Hero Charger Replica irl replica
“Don’t quote me on that”
Jaymoji, 2022
'fuck da rules' -you i guess idfk
Bing bong
I genuinely have a question here. Does anyone know if some gear like the milky eminence jacket is region locked or limited edition? I ask because it is not amibo gear, and Murch can't order it. The player I saw it on was max level and rank x, so is it sorta like the splatoon 1 octoshot where you unlock it at a level milestone? I need answers and new favorite colors because why are red and white so hard to come by?!?!
Unfortunately gear like the Milky Eminence Jacket is region locked and you can't get it outside of Japan.
@@kilusion NOOOOO!
Still wondering where Jay got his life size splatoon charger
I now know how to become a billionaire thanks to this video alone
i WAS PLAYING A NORMAL GAEME OF SPLATON 2 AND WHEN I JOIND TERF WAR EVERYONE HAD SPLAT ROLLERS AND MY TEME GOT DEMALISH
YOOO
0:30
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FIREFIN SPLATTERSCOPE?? I WANT ONE
And the chat be askin for a 5 paragraph essay on vulpixie
Doesn't the FBI always listen to you though? Aren't we never safe?
He was thinking monke thats all just monke
bing bong
11:36 I would buy an apartment in California
When you're in Jaymoji's video with your friends: :)
Jaymoji: thinks the IRS are onto him.
Me: Im your IRS and I’m onto you and your booty :)
You don't want to own Wawa. They be doing NFT's now.
ok but i need to know where to get that charger it's so cool :00
There! www.etsy.com/shop/PurplepumaPrints?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=795535445
If I had a billion dollars, I would buy a ton of silver and gold to invest in.
Missed the opportunity to say "stream delay deez nuts"
You have to buy a 12 car garage and have exclusively 1 Honda Civic
Damn I should play splatoon again, I've been playing elden ring basically every day for 2 moths lmao
Nice fsplatscope. I have a kdynamo irl too
Where did you get that splat charger and how much
There! www.etsy.com/shop/PurplepumaPrints?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=795535445
1 threw 20 secs was funny
THAT’ A 4 MINUTE OLD VIDEO! COOL!
Since when were we investigating you?
4:38 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT 💀
Rip sick he got fired
Why is the quality 5p?
I love being a billionare!
I got a Wawa ad on this video
リーグマッチ楽しそうですね!後ひとつ聞きたいことがあるんですけとを日本人ってマッチングした時どう思います?ガンガン対面仕掛けますか?
I think sick reported you to the IRS after you fired him.
Gatekeep gaslight girlboss
I guess I don't get the pudding joke.
wawa?... u from jersey?
WHAT HOW DID U GET AN IRL SPLATTERSCOPE I NEED ONEEEE
There! www.etsy.com/shop/PurplepumaPrints?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=795535445
I like pudding
I subscribed to JayMoji and jayMoji Deluxe
Wait why was jay sad after he said he likes quitting?
STONKS
I like the propaganda to join the JayMoji Squad for league, but alas, I had to work like a FOOL.
Edit: Bro with a billion dollars in my pocket I'm paying off my student loans and dipin the heck out.
Woah, I was in this
Not even gonna lie, I was absolute garbage lmao
Hehe
Are you excited for 3?
Hey Jay I'm a big fan
Do a mod for splatoon 3
Jay
Hai
Buying wawa🤣🤣
0:23 I want dat
I put on notifications
Whooo
the fuck happened to the video quality lmfao
6th
Aye
9th 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
the struggle of my brain being empty when im early resulted in this comment
I'm her child and I'm 18
Why there is only gay poeple on splatoon 2 ?
bc gay ass cephalopod game