I kind of have to pin this lmao. ATTENTION! In case you didn't already understand; this is not a damage showcase. Even my geo Itto does more physical damage. I just slapped my Qiqi artifacts on Childe to have fun and mess around. Don't take the game too seriously, always trying to play the "best" way, you will feel burnt-out. Sincerely, yours truly.
I have tartaglia on first account but i don't use my first account because i love aether more but now i don't have tartaglia so i want another tartaglia rerun 👹
Childe: Seems like I've already mastered the bow I also do this sometimes too, it's so fun to play a character this wrong (And even funnier when I somehow carry the team lmao)
@@sarahm390 At least let me flex this, I lost all 50-50s for a year until Shenhe, ever since Childe's first ever banner and I still don't have many 4 stars like Rosaria and Gorou and Sara and Sayu
this is the peak of resinless behaviour and I have fallen to it as well. Since I crowned his AA if i put a physical cup on him he can do 7-8k. People don't do this man justice smh
@@yashironene8482 I don't have Aquila, so I use the sword they give everyone, and 4 piece pale flame (i could do better with bloodstained) with physical damage cup
@@QieQieQuiche the sword that was in Albedo's event? I use the flute on her with 3pc cryo artifacts.. Ithink it's the blizzard? I actually don't remember.. And 2 pc from that set that give healing bonus from inazuma
Childe: 70% immunity to hydro in first phase, 70% immunity to electro in second phase, 70% immunity to both in last phase Me with raiden and kokomi as my best characters in my team: frick
@@KarenLeung0531 It's for people who have dirty thought's on their head. Like for example: YO MAMA and your dada makin out and they do noices which the mailbox is not good the mail perosn no yes why bye cuase good job at att yes art
i like how in the childe boss fight, the first two stages are like "Tartaglia-11th of the fatui harbingers" and "Tartaglia-delusion unleashed" but the foul legacy transform is just "childe" like his banner
This reminds me of my coop last night using my childe. And they wanted to defeat oceanid. i was too lazy to change him. One of them said that isn't childe hydro.. i said yes im gonna use physical atk only . And it was kinda work haha
ive been thinking of making a phys childe build since ive been getting a lot of pale flame while farming for zhongli’s arts, i think this is a sign lmao
Lmao my Childe has a physical build too, but I actually use him w the physical dmg bow too 💀 working on improving his physical build tho, so for now physical Aether is using it
This week I only did 3 bosses and each of them gave one billet and one dream solvent, that's where all of my luck must have gone because my gacha luck is absolutely horrible beyond bennett standards
Everytime I think of Physical Childe, I think of his VA singing “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John (Here’s the link to the song, classic 80’s song: ruclips.net/video/vWz9VN40nCA/видео.html)
My friend wanted to go against the first water boss genshin got, with my childe and her Barbra with just one other character each, jokes on them my childe is triple crowned and phys dmg is high as hell I barely needed to use my half assed built keqing 😌
I kind of have to pin this lmao.
ATTENTION!
In case you didn't already understand; this is not a damage showcase. Even my geo Itto does more physical damage. I just slapped my Qiqi artifacts on Childe to have fun and mess around. Don't take the game too seriously, always trying to play the "best" way, you will feel burnt-out.
Sincerely, yours truly.
damn 1 hour ago when this vid is 3 months old
@@towon Yea I kinda made this video for fun and only shared with friends somehow it dropped to recommended now i need to clarify
Nice
When everyone is a bow user except for Ayaka👏
childe couldnt master the bow, maybe ayaka can
Including the boss
When everyone is a bow user except for Xiao 👏
and xiao
I was thinking that lol
*looks at my own Tartaglia*
Tartaglia: no.
yes.
DO IT XD
oh,i dont have Tartaglia:(
I have tartaglia on first account but i don't use my first account because i love aether more but now i don't have tartaglia so i want another tartaglia rerun 👹
Yes *smiles evil at my own tartaglia *
Childe: Seems like I've already mastered the bow
I also do this sometimes too, it's so fun to play a character this wrong (And even funnier when I somehow carry the team lmao)
yeah its kind of like playing physical hutao 😭😭
@@lan2169 she's kinda good tho, 10-13k per charged atk
@@x__alpha i'm glad phys hutao has a supporter that isnt just me 😀
i am not used to seeing childe actually use his bow attacks...
Why is nobody talking about that godly plume during signora and a potentially good sands if it got ER or CD????
Knowing my artifact luck, it probably all went to crit rate and damage, I don't remember though
@@evael_ wow... what a flex
@@sarahm390 At least let me flex this, I lost all 50-50s for a year until Shenhe, ever since Childe's first ever banner and I still don't have many 4 stars like Rosaria and Gorou and Sara and Sayu
Lets not forget that they got a polearm billet 😨
this is the peak of resinless behaviour and I have fallen to it as well. Since I crowned his AA if i put a physical cup on him he can do 7-8k. People don't do this man justice smh
And his AA animations are gorgeous xd
my childe does 6k-7k on his final bow hit... on his regular hydro build... R5 Rust goes CRAZY
childe:
me: laughs in physical qiqi
What kind of scary child did you make qiqi to be...
@@lunix3259 5k per auto, 7-8k charged
@@QieQieQuiche cool! Which sword do you use on her?
@@yashironene8482 I don't have Aquila, so I use the sword they give everyone, and 4 piece pale flame (i could do better with bloodstained) with physical damage cup
@@QieQieQuiche the sword that was in Albedo's event?
I use the flute on her with 3pc cryo artifacts.. Ithink it's the blizzard? I actually don't remember.. And 2 pc from that set that give healing bonus from inazuma
Childe: 70% immunity to hydro in first phase, 70% immunity to electro in second phase, 70% immunity to both in last phase
Me with raiden and kokomi as my best characters in my team: frick
Me who used Lisa and Barbara on my first encounter
this makes me think about how my only main team a couple months ago was as electro charge team and i'd always die fighting childe because of it 😀😀
Me that had and has a hyperbloom team:
Childe solo dvalin when? OwO
In 2025 when snezhznznya patch drops
snezhznznya
@@evael_ *2030
@@evael_ *2035
@@evael_ 8298*
as a riptide childe main watching this feels weird
I main childe too and I think this is cool but weird at the same time owo
Why I main Childe.
0:55 Example A-
IKRRR
what?
@@KarenLeung0531 oh, you poor innocent soul...
@@symph0nyofdestruction. i dont get it
@@KarenLeung0531 It's for people who have dirty thought's on their head. Like for example: YO MAMA and your dada makin out and they do noices which
the mailbox is not good the mail perosn no yes why bye cuase good job at att yes art
That’s me when I fight Childe (as a boss) and Oceanid. I just use his little sticks and then he just goes ✨pew pew✨
the yoimiya damage was painful to watch as a yoimiya main
I get 7k minimum and 50k max on her full attack sequence
@@tsukinercua I mean...6k-20k physical yoimiya :D She's crowned but not the best artifacts since I don't run the physical artifact domains much >.>
IKRRR 😭😭
that yoimiya was using an amos bow I think
as a yoimiya main I was offended
FR 😭😭
Ur stamina make my eyes hurt lmao
If you had a rust, that would have been really good for this build
I didn't have it back then but now I have one
@@evael_ lol that Xiao was so useless in the azdaha match
What if you did the Shotgun Amber Technique with your Childe instead of doing Autos? Imagine the power.
I did more white dmg even with hydro set 😳 i 10/10/10'd my childe, (the aa isn't crowned), yes this is a weird flex
me too tho i have crowned aa
isn't abt me but my friend has C5 Childe,full crowned and thundering pulse on him. and tells me "im F2p". god dmg tho
Same,but mine crowned
@@renniepopp the f2p stands for "forced to pay"
@@normanteio5402 wait
how much money did my friend spend-
yoimiya was hitting like 9-10k give her the respect she deserves
HE LOOKS SO FUNNY AND FOR WHAT LMAO
Childe : why did u help them?
Childe : im no more fatui childe
HAHAH I LOVE THE THUMBNAIL CHILDE IN EULA COLORS
i like how in the childe boss fight, the first two stages are like "Tartaglia-11th of the fatui harbingers" and "Tartaglia-delusion unleashed" but the foul legacy transform is just "childe" like his banner
That ending though 🤣🤣
the 5k childe burst NAURRRRR HAUSHDASUHDASUHDASUD
The first co-op rlly said Bow Impact
I did this unironicly trying to just give him gear that makes him crit so he can at least deal some damage while he gains friendship lol
Me who's tired of charged attacks of archers: ah yis. I'll take this video as a reference.
Exactly what I do for every Childe boss fight. Slap a phys dmg bonus? Perfection
Physical childe givin u good artifacts~
We childe mains we are more powerful then we look
I think he would be mad powerful with the physical bow from the forge + yun jin lmao! Nice video!
Yoimiya has faster attacks and was using charged attacks, even tho the numbers weren’t as high, she still might have been doing more dmg
I kept seeing her deal 9k
This reminds me of my coop last night using my childe. And they wanted to defeat oceanid. i was too lazy to change him. One of them said that isn't childe hydro.. i said yes im gonna use physical atk only . And it was kinda work haha
ive been thinking of making a phys childe build since ive been getting a lot of pale flame while farming for zhongli’s arts, i think this is a sign lmao
I use physical childe + albedo for spectres. the dmg came from albedo tho, childe is just the "applier"
Alternative title: childe fighting childe
I dunno if its because of my talents. But my pyro Yoimiya does 8k physical dmg sometimes even 9k. And that scares me-
childe hurting childe
4:40 thats a nice artifact, wish I had that luck-
We have lost more people, people.
Oh and also that Physical Child go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Yoimiya in the team: bro you tryna take my job? FIGHT ME I DARE YOU
“I love your Childe” 😊
“I love your child” 😳
I love how his burst CRIT and did 5k dmg
some of his attack grunts sound like he's badly imitating a machine gun lol
the way that this is my normal Childe dmg💀
I think I did something wrong guys
I don't know if I should be disappointed or terrified by you-
first step: get childe
i would've liked to imagine that helin in the signora battle saying "btr then kazooha at least"
Lmao my Childe has a physical build too, but I actually use him w the physical dmg bow too 💀 working on improving his physical build tho, so for now physical Aether is using it
Imagine beating Childe with Childe
someone: No one would play physical ganyu
my ganyu: lol no.
geez your weekly boss drop luck...
This week I only did 3 bosses and each of them gave one billet and one dream solvent, that's where all of my luck must have gone because my gacha luck is absolutely horrible beyond bennett standards
@@evael_ oh my gosh-
Alt title: When you get tired of the E cooldown
true caption: fatui fighting himself and then fighting another fatui
your video is slowly making my keqing physical
Me: sees the vid
Me: *looks at my childe*
Tartaglia: no.
Me: but-
Tartaglia: no.
Me: aren't you trying to master the bow?
Tartaglia: shit
The burst at the end😂
I did this with Gorou after I got Skyward Harp and he's the only bow character I use. Physical Gorou all the way. 5k per hit.
And this is why I main Childe.
What it's like being the 11th of the Flaptui Honkingers when your bored and remember *VIOLENCE* is an option:
When I think of playing coop I'm there to play qiqi and be carried cause I'm too lazy😑
That persons yoimiya was god awful 💀
Other than your childe, the artifacts that you got are godly
2:25 perfect offpiece goblet
it only rolled crit too, i still use it
childe is abt to break his arms
0:33 eW SwORd cHarACtER wE OnlY aCCePT BoW
as a Childe main, i normally use physical childe
Nice video!
How geniuine!
When you can't even trust yourself:
Ur physical childe deals more dmg than my eula
ok but can we just apreciate the quality of the boss soundtrack
your what laughs nervously
childe the 11th fatui minigun
Dont be shy
do the AARR canceling animation with physical childe
This gives me "running xiao without his burst" vibes
1:54 it suits the background theme
3:47 why does that look so funny 😭
Presenter: And first of all we have Tartaglia aka the human machine gun
Childe bow gameplay is actually nice tbh. I'm gonna slap my Eula artifacts to him XD
I didn't know childe was resistent to hydro lol. I should stop using my Mona when fighting him then.
not only is he resistant to it, he also counter attacks hydro atks making ppl die quicker in coop lol
@@mo-qb6wr Wait really? Wtf I never knew, I'm seriously never using Mona in his domain lol
The thumbnail looks like male eula
finally i found my sleeping asmr
Childe in the abyss=
Way to go, Tortellini
The reason why you kinda do the same damage as yoimiya is because she have an extremely high normal attack scaling.
childe's normal atk scaling is worse than yoimiya's, she should be out-damaging him by a significant amount with a decent build
Everytime I think of Physical Childe, I think of his VA singing “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John
(Here’s the link to the song, classic 80’s song: ruclips.net/video/vWz9VN40nCA/видео.html)
My friend wanted to go against the first water boss genshin got, with my childe and her Barbra with just one other character each, jokes on them my childe is triple crowned and phys dmg is high as hell I barely needed to use my half assed built keqing 😌
Pro tip with Keqing and that water boss, her ult gets the birds that attack while they fly you don't have to have a bow character
I have also found out you can take them out with Xiaos elemental skill when you jump
Bow impact!
And then there’s ayaka on childe fight
This is what I do, but with catalyst users
Evil, evil childe be like
THE MUSIC
never seen another helin who plays genshin LMAOOO
Just me waiting for (s)he to use Childe burst on signora
tbf imagine how powerful a physical bow user would be? he/she'd always crit with headshots and you can spam the damn shots
fischl physical dps was one of the most used/meta character back in version 1.0
This is Yoimiya slander
I can do this damage with him using rust, even without changing his build to physical, he even got to 11k normal attack. I thought that was common 😅
I'm actually tempted to take away my Eula's artifacts and throw them at Childe 😂
Bruh, this Childe build makes my Eula run scared....
The fact that this person had a physical qiqi before that...💀💀💀