Two Ultra Talented Surfers RIP Perfect, FLAWLESS Waves!!

I hope you're catching the sarcasm because I'm laying it on pretty thick.
Travis and I remain hopeful that SOMEDAY the waves will get decent again, but conditions like this have become the norm lately. When the waves suck this bad, and WE suck this bad, we have to find different ways to bring up the entertainment value. Instead of our usual non-ripping, we can practice our karate katas on waves, refine our stinkbug stances, perfect our ballet pirouettes, better our disco dance moves, YELL LOUDLY, and express various other types of stupidity.
The septuagenarian legend that joined us this day thought we were crazy, which, of course, is true.