TAI & Le Shuuk - Unicorn
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2015
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Видеоклипы
All years of learning English was fucking worth it just to hear this story.
True
De még mennyire.
Da
Facts
most truthfull comment i've ever seen
came for the music, stayed for the story
Mustela came for the music came for the story you mean
Nope. He rite, just wanted music but this shit better than a book
Came for the music, came to the story. There, fixed it for you.
I came for the story and stayed for the music.
SAME
intense story
+Extreme Doge 420 Gripping plot
+Voldymort incredible action depiction
8/10, average song - IGN
xD
better story than twilight
(ýea i know its old, but i like to be toxic)
We need an animated version of this.
+kirooo369 We do not. Not pleasant.
PornHub exclusive
Love, death and GOSHISMYDICKLONG UNICORN
not funny. you shaal
ruclips.net/video/vmKhDLjVhVI/видео.html here's one I found I made this but it's just on my friends yt channel
LYRICS:
Once upon a time there was a fine young man traveling the seven seas.
He was young, he was wild, and sometimes a bit impatient with the girls.
One day he met an old lady in a dark corner of a tavern.
She had an apple.
"Eat this apple" she said "eat this apple and you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls.
He waited, he waited for the apple to take effect.
But then he felt there was something terribly wrong.
He stumbled, he tried not to fall but the pain was unimaginable
and then ... AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF!
Devastated and deprived of his manhood he lost the will to carry on.
But then ... he heard an ancient legend about a mystic animal
which was said to hold the cure for his problem.
The only thing he needed to do was to touch the horn of the
"GOSHISMADICKLONG Unicorn".
He instantly set sail, went to moon island, found the beast
and after a long and furious finally touched its horn.
The curing process started immediately.
In fact, the growth was so immense that from that moment on he was known as the three legged pirate!
He sailed back to the tavern, searched for the old lady and then ...
... THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!
you forgot "battle"
"They fucked all night...
... and then his dick fell off."
You forgot "... AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF!" at the end as well
and "and so he did"
and the last "AND THEN HIS DICK FELL OFF"
A story to tell the grandkids.
Cow On A Hill “Gather round, kids, today I’ll tell you a story about Three-Legged Pirate...”
xD
@@kontrol42 ffs 💀💀💀💀💀💀
You are now 7 years older :3
And with this song a new music genre was born ... We shall call it: "Epic Storytelling Dubstep Techno House"
* brostep
Still a better love story than Twilight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
than* and i agree
maybe
Tonz Bonz
Wofl music Love the music as you listen you rang?
This song... is the greatest thing on planet earth.
I agree then his dick fell off
1:09
@@DJ808IURY i see what you did there
Moral of the story: Don't accept fruit in bars; you're there to drink damn it.
Or rather, only get the fruit that has been fermented and distilled.
drinks and drugs
I'll drink to that! 🍻
@@HappyBeezerStudios Thats how you make potions duh
Only eat tavern food from the cook, not the random stuff from a stranger in a dark corner.
This brings back so many memories...
Mum always used to read me this story before sleep when I was a kid.
And then they fked all night ...
wait what?
2:25 I fucking lost it
+Computernerd404 "from that moment on he was known as the three leg pirate"
+RainZ Promotions he would break the record already,lol.
+Levi Mcgillis Overpower
*The Three Legged Pirate* killed me ;d
Old things tend to stretch, even holes...
***** oh gosh wtf
I... huh... (>_
old things tend to stretch even holes
That's what I said. You know, like socks, pants, underwear, pantyhose... things like that.
greatest story written in human history
nice, vcn fan lol
That old lady from Snow White sure gets around.
Blood for the DICK UNIKHORNE !!!!!
I just died of laughter
A thrilling story
A thrilling story indeed.
@@urbanernick fuck you
@@urbanernick fuck you
Okay I was totally not ready for that XDDDD
Me neither!! xDD
+Ice same wtf
***** yes
***** Yup x)
like 10 times, can you even inglish?
When you run a popular music channel but you going through phases.........
+Mari Sela I'm sick of Tasty's shit, fucking unsubbed for sure
+Blazed Apart 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂thanks
XD ikr
+Nuk Bro Don't worry, nobody will miss you!
***** ty, made it myself :P
I gave this to a DJ at a local club. He played it that night.
I am now banned from said club.
Savage
That club doesn't deserve you :D
shitty club in our club they would have laughed on the floor
Totally worth it to me.
There are people who actually believe this story.
YES!
and then his dick fell off
Yoo, I was at the stream when you commented! PogChamp
fkin horse mac DansGame
And they fucked all night!!
sparc
B O R S E N F O Y S
Well.. Thats enough internet for one day
true that haha
+zyntherius2 more like one year
bro, I'm just gettin' started!
zyntherius2 hahahahhha
600th like!
Is it weird that I love this?
no
nope
Yes
this comment chain has me feeling conflicted
It's the unsurpassable masterpiece, it is to be loved by all.
I can't get enough of this. I love this song.
DAT PLOT TWIST
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!!!! I still have a smile on my face. REPLAY
Not my proudest fap.
well it was the proudest for me...
magyarok Kappa
i fapped but my dick fell off FeelsBadMan
magyarok azok plebek mind forsenC forsenGun
yes it is
Wft? Srsly... WTF IS THIS UNPRECEDENTED LEVEL OF EPICNESS? This is legendary. :O
I can't believe this is considered actual music and not comedy :D
I am like wtf now...like WTF
+Shaco Reloaded WTF? THIS SONG IS BRILLIANT!
absolutely! the music tasty produces isn't built around your standards, its the music that tasty put out into the world at your usufruct, the virtues there music possesses aren't yours to reprimand over, so stop shit talking them like your worth thier acknowledgement
+Shaco Reloaded just to ruin your perfect 150 likes ;)
+Nappa the saiyan your comment shattered my innocence and sanity O.o
***** THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO BE GOOD AT
This song really speaks to me. Artists really know how to tell a story in their songs *sniffle*
I was eating and then I just remembered this song 😂
This is a refreshing song... all I hear from tasty lately are more like friendly mainstream pop-msuic...they all sound the same. I remember hearing F.O.O.L. - Destroyer of speakers for the first time or James Egbert - Chopper....I really miss songs like that...deep, dark and with power bass :(
+Sado maso Yes, I agree. I totally miss the deep, dark and heavy tracks from F.O.O.L for example.
MiniExtreme as I am a woman, I highly doubt that could possible happen
+Sado maso Haha i was just playing :P
+Sado maso Don't feel left out the next song is called, "Her clitoris fell off" LOL
Rebel Glory Omg!! You just made my day!! and i was having a shitty one! LMFAO!! I wish i could like that 100x
This is so magical, like a unicorn, like me!
+Majestic Horse a* unicorn
Ummmmmmmm
I am the unicorn
+Fabulous Unicorn yeah you are ;-)
fuck you
+urbanernick No u
I showed this to my dungeon master and he told me that this will be the plot of our next DnD adventure.
I NEED TO KNOW HOW IT WENT
Kutcher Donation sound
lol is it teh true kutcher fan
+Shanghai171 Kutscher der geile Reuden
+Shanghai171 Yaaaaaa! :D
+Shanghai171 Shurima approves
+Shanghai171 FELLOW SHURIMAN
I had to stop everything I was doing for a second there. Like "did I just fucking hear that???".
Amazing.
This song personifies "it's not about the destination, but the journey."
I laughed almost harder than the beat dropped! xD
This has quickly become the best running gag on the channel :D
_THAT'S IT! You're now officially my favourite music channel!_
based on a true story.
no schlongs were harmed in the making of this song
had this on speaker when my mom was around, almost got ripped a new one
***** lol
This is the best thing on the internet I found today!
O_o.....saddest part: the actual music isn't that bad....
+Jay Zee so true
+Jay Zee There will be an instrumental release, so you can listen to the song in public ;)
+MiSta BlackJack i would listen to it in public merely becuase of the vocals...and will do it
Datan1234
Well, there are two types of people, I suppose. :D
+MiSta BlackJack how do you know there comes a instrumental version? The song is so awesome but the lyrics makes it fucked up. pls answer
Greatest Fanfiction of All Time
I don't care what anyone says, this is by far one of the most epic release from you Tasty. it's funny and epicly headbanging at the same time compared to the other generic songs. please continue uploading more stufff like this please.
headbanging
yourmombanging
This is the most unique song i ever heard. I love it!!!!! 10/10
Most favorite song ever. Five stars.
my new favourite song
BEAUTIFUL
There needs to be a music video to this. Somewhere. Someway.
nothing would have been able to prepare me for this song....i don't know if i like it or not
Best lyrics ever this should win a music award
I will tell this story as a goodnight to my future kids.
so i will :D
I first time heard this when I was playing CSGO competative,guy played this and a whole team started laughing so damn hard
when you listen to the song a lot it starts to grow on you and you like it a lot :D
Thanks for the upload Mr. Tasty... AND THEN ;)
+Beach Raptor It helped him fuck her in the end.
still a better love story than twilight
Just very very good, lyrics are just INCREDIBLE !
forsenPls
Glad I had this on a playlist. This is my husband and my favorite song and we couldn't find it!
Same
Kto od Yaha Pozdro
ja XD
Ja
Nach all den Jahren immer noch eines der besten lieder
what. the. fuck.
I lolled so hard XD
I listened to this after taking a big tab and it changed my life
Truly a rollercoaster of emotions.
I actually had to go buy a new headphones to feel this beat... so fking brutal!!!
this sounds like an oglaf comic story
I thought the same fucking thing!!!
After all this time still best thing on RUclips.
Thank you Edgar for showing us this masterpiece.
NEVER EAT APPLES!
This video is "hidden" now feelsbad that people cannot find it
Tai and Le shuuk y'all got me Rollin please do more I needed an epic laugh I need more stories like this
Cea mai frumoasa poveste pe care am auzit-o vreodata
Ah si muzica e frumoasa
A like for Originality xDD
i rate this song 9/11
wow
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 this 8/8 tho
OW SHIT BOI
One of the best Storys that i hear in Music :) I love it
Finally, something I can share to mah friends
Danke Kutchi
LOL ich auch
same xD
Lawl, me 2
I want to listen to this like a bedtime story every night.
Why am I enjoying this one so much?
How tf i missed this banger 8 years ago..... this track cured my depression 😂😂😂
The goshismydicklong unicorn. that is a beautiful name for a beautiful creature
what a great song
I had this playing in the background. I have to say the story grabbed my attention. Enough so i switched back to this tab to make sure there wasn't a video or fan art i was missing.
And out of the sudden i like whatever that genre is called xD
Just one of the best songs ever made... I have always a big fat smile on my face if I hear it :) and I even don't like Hardstyle
he probably had too much gluten
Dick didn't fly or explode. Can't be gluten.
I see you're a man of culture as well...
Kowalski, analysis.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DEAD! xD
I can't listen to this seriously anymore, still really good though 👌
Ich bin nur wegen Kutcher hier...WIE KANN MAN SICH NUR SO HART GÖNNEN?!?!ß11elfß
I laughed so hard at this. Then came the second verse and I was in tears. Awesome lyrics :D
I totally lost it at 0:45 lol
The beat is furious tho!
How am I not hearing this until now?
If you're not bobbing your head to this, you have no soul.
I mean those learics do tell a story.
lyrics
+AramGameplays nicht loracks
Learics ofe aple dikk etin menn
still a better story then twilight
I love these songs lilacs
Shakespeare is envying this story writing
I'm so happy I'm listening this with headphones.
this is the most beautyful tale i've ever heard :D
Is this some kind of masterpiece?