It’s never occurred to me that Kyle had no reason to be at the P&R desk in the last clip, he probably *just* told Andy about his wife and Andy blurted it out to the next people he saw
It just hit me that one of the animal control guys is Garrett from Superstore... I havent watched P&R since I watched Superstore, it's definitely time for a rewatch!
"I can't define Pornography but I know it when I see it..." That is the dumbest statement ever. Here is a perfectly valid definition: "Image, or series of images, that is intended to catalyze lust or a state of arousal." GG.
They needed to show what a government groupie Leslie is. So they picked an unattractive long time swamp creature as her celebrity crush. I can't believe that they thought it anything but a joke. Even being hard leftists.
Omg mindbrain rush when that news guy said he’s no longer welcomed in pier1 . He shot someone is why. They wouldn’t wait on him properly so he shot them. Might have been a glary glance with a bad intent but….anyway where’s the story on that? What actually happened that caused him to be banned besides the made up stuff I just typed?
Technically that guy's right in come tax is none of the government's business because the government is unconstitutionally collecting income tax. Matter of fact, almost every single text is completely unconstitutional. The government is only allowed to tax you on your money once which means when you use it and you get taxed every other tax besides that was completely illegitimate and illegal. Yet? If you don't pay it, you get arrested.
We are too far gone from what the founders envisioned for us unfortunately. Imagine the shock and horror if they saw the US collecting trillions of dollars each year, but still earning trillions in debt each year.
@heelerjustheeler879 Star Trek is about space travel. Correct. And this show is about coastal elites sneering at rural ppl in 'flyover states' by writing partisan political & social commentary overlayed w/ a sometimes effective but thin veneer of 'comedy'. You are correct. I am watching it because I want to. And to solicit reactions like yours which kind of give away the game. You see, the ppl that write shows like this, the vacuous, elitist, morally bankrupt degenerates promoting 'progressive' politics employed in an industry fueled by cocaine & r*pe, absolutely despise all other Americans except those who are aligned w/ their ideological tribe. Does that adequately answer your condescending question?
Ben's concern over Andy not knowing that Hogwarts is fictional is one of the characters best delivered lines.
Haha yeah, my favorite is when Johan said "Hello people of Gothem" She's always drunk and that line was hilarious.
The dead tree cauliflower is top tier writing
could not agree more
Especially with Leslie's dead stare into the camera! Chefs kiss!!!
You’d think that after decades of people writing/doing comedy, that jokes would get tiring but then lines like this come out and proves otherwise
I always thought both are broccolis. The green and white one.
"Are we going to talk about anything but the lies I told you?"
Damn, I didn't realise the alright alright alright joke until after two seconds...😂
My first thought exactly
2:59 - it was... well-played.
@@jcb3393 i dont get it T__T
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"Its pollution from the Sweetems Factory. Its gorgeous, but is it worth the asthma?" 🤣
That is how sunsets actually look here in Vegas. It's awesome.
"Ok, take him out and shoot him" is probably my favorite line in the entire show 😂
Mine is the "There's a lot of pill bottles in here" but that line a close second
I'm laughing ten minutes later!
“He’s in witness protection”
*dies*
I think I totally missed that "alright alright alright" until now.
Same.
what does it mean?
@@MoonSt0n3 you're now on your own journey to learn that
@@TheRealConcertKing is it because triplets?
@@MoonSt0n3 nope. Creative thinking though
*"Urethra Franklin"* 😂😂😂
RESPGCE
It’s so good! First time I heard it I couldn’t stop laughing for a week straight.
And Elephant Gerald, that's a really old joke.
The lesser known sister of Aretha.
0:58 technically Brandi perfectly argues Leslies point as her definition of pornography wouldn't include the painting.
omg i've seen this show like 20+ times how did i not realize that
Through the entire show Brandi is reaching out to Leslie as kindred spirits, it's a funny running gag.
What if two women only
Ron with the IPod was hilarious
Don't you mean the excellent rectangle?
8:03 ”This is an excellent rectangle” 😂😂
Wait till he gets a smartphone❤😂
@@xbloxlive5454 He wouldn't like that.. just the mp3 player without internet access
@@xbloxlive5454ron actually downgraded to a burner so avoid being tracked. He really cares about his privacy
A rapid fire of some of their best clips 😂 makes we want to rewatch the show again!
John Ralphio being super in-tune to Ben’s needs is really sweet.
Except it turns out that he was just saying that to stop Ben from going to the job interview, because Jean-Ralphio was *also* trying to get that job 😂
It’s never occurred to me that Kyle had no reason to be at the P&R desk in the last clip, he probably *just* told Andy about his wife and Andy blurted it out to the next people he saw
"I do say the cutest stuff" 🤣
Voldemort Putin😭😭😭 The writers man
That and Urethra Franklin! lmao
I'm pretty sure those are both off the cuff line from pratt
Andy calling Aretha Franklin Urethra Franklin went completely unnoticed by me for the past like 5 years dang lmao
“Is that your official statement? I sad?”
1:24 really feels like an ad lib
Right? I’m sure if we could magically extend the clip a few seconds we’d hear the entire crew break
It's giving "there's no need to call me sir, professor" energy
2.53 Ben's alright alright alright is the funniest 😂😂
2:53
parks and rec never fails to make me laugh 😂
I die incessantly at that womans smile after "..there's a lotta pill bottles in here.."
"Listen are we gonna talk about anything other than the lies I told you?" 😂
I'm so glad I was introduced to this show lol
“The government is efficient, and spends your tax dollars appropriately.” Ron Swanson best joke. 😂
“He’s in witness protection.” Immediately falls to the ground.
Or
“No not him! Not that Kyle!”
omg finally you included the RESPEGC clip!!
04:09 the puppy looks directly info de camera… what an actor 😂❤
PERU backwards is UREP. Andy was right 😮
Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? 😂
The pier one part! 😆
Chris kissing Ron is such a fever dream scene I'm not even sure ever actually happened and it surprises me every time😭
1:57 those gasps😂😂😂😂
“Hey happy birthday!” Kiss
I know… I totally forgot about it.
Reminds me, I have to tell Rob Lowe it’s my birthday!
“This is an excellent rectangle!”
It just hit me that one of the animal control guys is Garrett from Superstore... I havent watched P&R since I watched Superstore, it's definitely time for a rewatch!
Do you know that? It’s important to me that you know that.😂😂😂
1:28 My assistant has something she'd like to show you, partner.
Kyle from Last Man Standing did this all the time.
Someday just not today... Ron Swanson will be considered a tall tale hero.
Eric: *keeps secret for 20 years*
Andy: ⤵️
"Hogwarts is fictional. Do you know that? It's important to me that you know that." 🙄 Muggles
Exactly
Excellent compliation ... Brett & Harris are every stoner roommate co-workers I have ever had.
What are you gonna make with all those eggs!?
Eggs!
"The songs just play one right after the other! This is an excellent rectangle!"
“He’s in witness protection” FAINTS 😂
The captions say “Fuckingham Palace” at 8:50 😂
“You said your name is Glenn? That’s pretty!” 😂
The Partner piece is brilliant 😂
I just noticed how Andy steals one of the kid's hotdog bun 9:33
Every interaction between ron and tammy 2 is hilarious because they are married in real life
2:42 Hey, it's that guy.
Did you say your name is Glen? that’s pretty😂
I can't get over when Chris kisses Ron. It's so funny
1:35 😂 “oh no”
1:42 oh so when Jerry says murinal the world ends but when Andy says urethra Franklin it's fine
Jerry knows better
This is an excellent rectangle!
This show was too good!
Brandy’s definition works for me.
dont sass me Birkis
8:45 stooopppp😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t sass me!
Urethra Franklin 🤣
‘We live in the same place’
I can’t watch Tammy beat up Tom it was funny at first but now it’s just so cruel
"Subtle Parks moments I can’t stop laughing at"
0:53
Imagine this Excellent comedic writing is only 12yrs old ....How low has writing gone.
Where the cops at????? 😂😂😂😂😂
"I can't define Pornography but I know it when I see it..."
That is the dumbest statement ever. Here is a perfectly valid definition: "Image, or series of images, that is intended to catalyze lust or a state of arousal."
GG.
Actually that was literally stated by a Supreme Court justice
“erup” hes not entirely wrong tbh…
Makes me appreciate Chris Pratt so much more
Why did Chris kiss Ron on the mouth? 0:56 Did Chris do that to other people in the show?
I believe he also did it to Ann.
If you rearrange the letters of Peru you can spell Europe.
4:20 the chick from the last mimzy
Kathryn Hahn
It was Agatha all along
WHERE THE COPS AT????
"I'll give you Joe Biden's home phone number." 😆
Because they moved to prison 😂
Voldemort Putin fits.
Why would anybody ever want to Joe Biden’s home phone number?
Prank calls
this was back when he was coherent enough to be vice president
@@ferociousbananas He was a moron back then too. He has always been a joke.
They needed to show what a government groupie Leslie is. So they picked an unattractive long time swamp creature as her celebrity crush. I can't believe that they thought it anything but a joke. Even being hard leftists.
Leslie had weird crush on him.
Omg mindbrain rush when that news guy said he’s no longer welcomed in pier1 .
He shot someone is why.
They wouldn’t wait on him properly so he shot them.
Might have been a glary glance with a bad intent but….anyway where’s the story on that?
What actually happened that caused him to be banned besides the made up stuff I just typed?
I can't believe the audacity of Ben...Hogwarts is fictional?! Duude...
I…sad.
Technically that guy's right in come tax is none of the government's business because the government is unconstitutionally collecting income tax. Matter of fact, almost every single text is completely unconstitutional. The government is only allowed to tax you on your money once which means when you use it and you get taxed every other tax besides that was completely illegitimate and illegal. Yet? If you don't pay it, you get arrested.
We are too far gone from what the founders envisioned for us unfortunately. Imagine the shock and horror if they saw the US collecting trillions of dollars each year, but still earning trillions in debt each year.
@@iminumst7827 "YOU LET WOMEN VOTE??????"
0:03 democrats be like at everything
Cut out all the parts that don't feature Ron or Andy and you've got yourself a video.
The way this show sneers at the people of the community & glorifies the gov't is....kind of disgusting. Didn't really notice then. Now it's glaring.
Every government employee sees the public like that, every citizen sees the government like that, and they’re both right.
That's like watching Star Trek for years and then saying, damn, this show really glorifies space travel. Dude, why are you watching this show?!
@heelerjustheeler879 Star Trek is about space travel. Correct. And this show is about coastal elites sneering at rural ppl in 'flyover states' by writing partisan political & social commentary overlayed w/ a sometimes effective but thin veneer of 'comedy'. You are correct. I am watching it because I want to. And to solicit reactions like yours which kind of give away the game. You see, the ppl that write shows like this, the vacuous, elitist, morally bankrupt degenerates promoting 'progressive' politics employed in an industry fueled by cocaine & r*pe, absolutely despise all other Americans except those who are aligned w/ their ideological tribe.
Does that adequately answer your condescending question?
I fake 4 outta the 7
So did I.