22:56 Florencio uncloaks his ghost to try to lure that army into widow mines. Unfortunately his opponent wasn't paying attention, because it should have worked. 29:30 "no, that's not in range"
Dushious Maximus...., Sally the sad stoker..., Arnold and his dog Ruffus..., Billie and Bob the SCV lovers..., 22:24 early afterparty 25:45 - the bicycle man..., the veteran widow mines telling their children about the buttilishious thors whit no asses..., 30:55 - widow mine runby..., 35:10 - Little T-Rex trying to win a boxing match..., ;D Damn you on fire today. :)
'Kids, what have we learned today?' _If you play against Florencio your brain turns to poop._ 'That's right. No matter how good you are at StarCraft, if you play against Florencio, your brain turns to poop. What is the hard counter to Florencio?' _No._ 'Exactly, you have only one brain and you need it to live, so if you value your life, run.'
After watching all the Florencio files I went back looking for this one. I think if Florencio ever dies we can extract his essence from this game and clone him.
His blood pressure got so damn high he fuckin' popped in half and his head exploded just before he managed to arm-walk to his keyboard and type some insult.
omg this was glorious!!! I've been putting this one off cuse it's really long, but i knew it would be worth it lol He's like the pied piper, leading the rats to jump off the cliff to their own doom. Except the rats are zealot archon immortal colossus, and the cliff is made entirely of widow mines 😂
I'd like to see a 100% defensive terran strategy, where you expand as aggressively as possible & turtle to hoard resources and starve out your opponent, as they throw resources at your defenses, which you can repair with your wealth. Then go in for the kill with mass SCVs.
What a mess :D Protoss throwing away sooo many units, Flo not taking advantage of having a whole army after the Protoss loses everything about 10,000 times, rinse, repeat and season with disgusting widow mines. Oh I feel so dirty just watching that.
Reminds me of old videos by Goody, the Panzergeneral, he often times said sth like "well im dead, except he runs in my tanks." 2 minutes later, he won.
I imagine Jawa went on a winter guide video after this game and commented: "I took bases, built probes, made upgrades, and maxed out on immortal archon chargelot. Your shit guide doesn't work"
I'm surprised Florencio isn't burrowing the widow mines in the shadows of nearby buildings or sieged liberators. I can't think of a better Florencio move than that tbh XD
Florencio still has much to learn...for example when dropping 2 nukes with 2 ghosts, you always drop 1 on your ghost, so you ensure the death of your killers. Perhaps also repair his units after a fight...
I think Flo hit masters as Terran. I don’t see too many Diamonds have solid army’s and 80 drones at 10 minutes. Usually the drones are lacking and the army is around 80 of their supply
Your r's are getting sharper. Not quite American (I'm from Sydney, so I probably here it more pronounced), though the more you pronounce your r's, the more flo gains macro. Coincidence???? Haha
Florencio files are my drug
52 in A WEEK
Mine too :)
Poor Rufus was killed by a siege tank shot at 13:20
RIP
NAH Rufus! WHY you knot Lizen? I tould YOU to WOTCH AUT!
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Florencio files always leave me speechless. Like "surely he can't win THIS one." And then the other player just falls apart. Amazing game, Flo!
22:56 Florencio uncloaks his ghost to try to lure that army into widow mines. Unfortunately his opponent wasn't paying attention, because it should have worked.
29:30 "no, that's not in range"
Wow, Just Epic..Feel JAWA's Brain Slide From The Wall Down To a Void Of Empytiness, Poor JAWA
Jawa is so tilted he just walked away from his home to burn it down
Dushious Maximus...., Sally the sad stoker..., Arnold and his dog Ruffus..., Billie and Bob the SCV lovers..., 22:24 early afterparty 25:45 - the bicycle man..., the veteran widow mines telling their children about the buttilishious thors whit no asses..., 30:55 - widow mine runby..., 35:10 - Little T-Rex trying to win a boxing match..., ;D
Damn you on fire today. :)
'Kids, what have we learned today?'
_If you play against Florencio your brain turns to poop._
'That's right. No matter how good you are at StarCraft, if you play against Florencio, your brain turns to poop. What is the hard counter to Florencio?'
_No._
'Exactly, you have only one brain and you need it to live, so if you value your life, run.'
The best counter to florencio seems to be beasty :D .
You know it’s going to be a wild ride when you look at the video length, and it’s either a super long or super short video.
This was 100x better than I expected. Thought this one would be long boring and drawn out. Never a dull moment!
Definitely! Really long or really short means some crazy shit's about to go down lol
After watching all the Florencio files I went back looking for this one. I think if Florencio ever dies we can extract his essence from this game and clone him.
I think this was the best florencio file yet.
idk, it's hard to say. They're all perfect little masterpieces in their own right lol
Vs avilo was the funniest to me hands down
His brain didn't break!
It went on vacation.
I haven't seen my brain since I was 6, told me they were going to go to the gas station and never came back.
Dayum, I was reluctant to watch this because of the length, but that was well worth it. How do I break someone's brain like this?
Y'know... I suppose the cumulative audience of the Florenicio Files could be called...
*The Florenciophiles*
...I'll leave.
you're actually not the first one suggesting this x)
I thought about commenting with that pun ever since I started watching the series.
Never have I dared sinking this low...
Hello my name is Paul I managed to not watch a floriencio files for about 3 months but i'm back to the florenciaddiction
His blood pressure got so damn high he fuckin' popped in half and his head exploded just before he managed to arm-walk to his keyboard and type some insult.
An actionfilled 42min florenciofile, made my week!
Florencio's gameplay + PiG's commentary is the most epic part of RUclips.
What a epic troll match, it was gorgeous in its filth. Thank you Flo XD
Florenico doesn't leave the game anyway so he actually pre-countered the BM!
omg this was glorious!!!
I've been putting this one off cuse it's really long, but i knew it would be worth it lol
He's like the pied piper, leading the rats to jump off the cliff to their own doom. Except the rats are zealot archon immortal colossus, and the cliff is made entirely of widow mines 😂
I'd like to see a 100% defensive terran strategy, where you expand as aggressively as possible & turtle to hoard resources and starve out your opponent, as they throw resources at your defenses, which you can repair with your wealth. Then go in for the kill with mass SCVs.
That was a delicious match hahah. I could feel how triggered Jawa must’ve been XD
Morning coffee and this! Pig you had me dying! Thank you.
What a mess :D Protoss throwing away sooo many units, Flo not taking advantage of having a whole army after the Protoss loses everything about 10,000 times, rinse, repeat and season with disgusting widow mines. Oh I feel so dirty just watching that.
You have to wait till you hear the brain break. Then you finish him.
Florencio plays StarCraft the way Guillermo Rigondeux boxes.
ruclips.net/video/p7UGysLNnVQ/видео.html
12:00 - "This is my pet doggo, Rufus..."
What the actual fuck, I literally have a pet dog called Rufus...
3:20 lol that made me laugh when you were streaming this and it did again
Reminds me of old videos by Goody, the Panzergeneral, he often times said sth like "well im dead, except he runs in my tanks." 2 minutes later, he won.
This game... was the best thing I saw for quite some time XD
(Commenting for the algorithm to pick this video up. I really like this channel and want it to do well).
This game was beautiful. Impeccable
Dancing Thors at the end...so good!
I imagine Jawa went on a winter guide video after this game and commented: "I took bases, built probes, made upgrades, and maxed out on immortal archon chargelot. Your shit guide doesn't work"
Florencio reminds me of Conor McGregor, punching above his weight class using psychological warfare.
The ghosts had their guns on hands, so nope. He wasn't using hold fire lol
I'm surprised Florencio isn't burrowing the widow mines in the shadows of nearby buildings or sieged liberators. I can't think of a better Florencio move than that tbh XD
The most epic one!
That's more mines than the seagulls from Finding Nemo.
When I saw the factories I knew it was the florencio mine build.
ruclips.net/video/FydMvyM857M/видео.html I found the streamer that I played, he tried to blame the chair for the lose.
Waaa this was a lot of fun
This is the new meta. Brood war turtle flo hahaaha
a modern classic! hot damn
Best commentary.
Florencio still has much to learn...for example when dropping 2 nukes with 2 ghosts, you always drop 1 on your ghost, so you ensure the death of your killers. Perhaps also repair his units after a fight...
Damn probes killing ghosts dropping Nukes..... Only in Florencio's games man.
the most efficient use of thors.. lol
more traffic for FLOPIG. yep. U are a glorious teenage couple. I love it so much.
Totally addicted, amazing games. Better than standup comedy. Better than disney classics.
I think Flo hit masters as Terran. I don’t see too many Diamonds have solid army’s and 80 drones at 10 minutes. Usually the drones are lacking and the army is around 80 of their supply
Florencio Bathwater when?
With authentic corn!
More flo please
Your r's are getting sharper. Not quite American (I'm from Sydney, so I probably here it more pronounced), though the more you pronounce your r's, the more flo gains macro. Coincidence???? Haha
only florencio would roam with widow mines and it scares me
how does he keep wining these things lol?
That’s some vile shit
Master hypnotist
Love me some FloFlo.
- Caaaandeeeh!
HOW.......... does he do that
Funniest shit ever hahahaha
34:05
revelated
Florencio is Ender
Jawa just gave up. He does not wanna deal with it. Oracles and Observers doesn't work.
"Widow mines get revelated". Nice grammaring!
Mines are OP!!!
thank god Isis didnt hold on Flo, just imagine if Flo became their tactician or became comander, we all might be muslims by now
This is why i hate terran... you just can't fucking attack them when they turtle....
first
the narrating is quite annoying
booo
Your commenting is quite annoying, but we're all still here putting up with it.