Chester cries over being broke in the first clip, then celebrates because he found something that would make him rich in the second clip, and finally becomes a salesman. Quite the character arc.
Act 1: 7000$ for this car Chester Stone sells cars. Sadly he's running his business to the ground with poor condition cars calling them "Having just a slight dent in the back." Due to a lack of funds, the dealership was closed. Act 2: Ancient Ass Clock Since selling cars didn't work out for Chester, he decides to sell clocks. As clocks I mean _a_ clock. Unfortunately, it breaks and he is left a broken man with nothing but him and his broken clock. Final Act: My Favorite Number's 7 Now left with nothing else, Chester decides to head to his local 7/11 to see what the fuck is going on, but to his surprise, he spots a bag filled with Newports, and hauls ass off with them, finally becoming the richest bitch in the hood. *Fin*
his name is chester stone 745 🤣🤣🤣
how this get pinned lol
@@TreasureUhlman-zh8wggreat question 💀
@@Icey_Sxnny lets just say I know a guy
he’s just a real life boondocks character
That is a great analogy
I can not agree more.
bro i laughed more at this comment than the whole video GODDAMN
@@Razor918 frl
If they would to make a new season of the boondocks I want him as a new character
Jake still being himself after his last adventure
He does sound a lot like John Dimaggio
That's what I kept thinking 😭😭
@@anone.mousse674He sounds like a cross between John DiMaggio and George Carlin.
jake be doing shit in heaven
That majestic god dam
0:24 the way he chuckles before crying out always makes me smile
He really said ,, god motha' fucking d👼🏿👼🏿👼🏿m
He is truly enjoying himself
heh!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MUHFUCKIN CLAWK BITCH 😭
it's like he was genuinely surprised at how easily the clock just disintegrated
WHAT HAPPENED TO MAH MUFAKIN CLOCK, BETCH.. IMMAH BEHH BRROKKEE, WHAAHAAH, HEHHLLPPP!
Gah madafakin’ daaayyuuummm.
0:31 that musical note
🥬
G#3
Gawd mothafuckin
DAAYUMMM
they always cut him off in memes for the comedy. let my man finish
I love how even he sounds surprised at how easily the clock crumbles into nothing at 0:21
That shit was empty
probably just a modern thing meant to look old, the new mechanisms are really small so yeah it was basically hollow lmao
@@audiodoodTrue I was surprised by the sheer nothingnesd
😂😂😂😂😂
actually given theres a white label on the back of the clock its almost certainly something modern
the “oh my god!” when he sees the newports always gets me
I know me too and how he says the n word is funny too
@@Doorknob867 NYIKYAH
OH! MY! GOD!!!
the oh my god was too white so he had to balance it out with the special n word pronunciation
@@duckonaroll1913lmaoooo
He’s like a combination of a boondocks character, gta npc and the entire facebook marketplace
With the voice of jake the dog
@@blueshytheguy2139there's like a car related marketplace there
also jake from adventure time
I love how chester almost ''breaks character'' at 00:21 because he wasnt expecting the clock to just dissolve right in front of him lmao
Ironically it helps make the clip funnier and somehow more authentic
He sounds like Jake from adventure time 💀
fr 💀
Exactly,
“I didn’t know it was wrong !!”
jake would definitely run off with a sack of newports after going 😮 and doing a silly voice
Frrr Ong
This guy could do stand up. He’d be a legend
Anyone within a 30 meter radius of him will look like an npc
He'd definitely be good at crowd work.
"but! i got a sliighhttt dent in the b a c k."
i allways mistook it for him saying "But i got a slight dick in a bag"
0:47 the way he said it XD
He sounded like he had to make a face to go with the voice he put on to say that
Stinkmeaner accent
MOTHERFUCKIN NEWPORTS NIGGA!!
NIKKEAAA
The way he pronounced that alone convinced me that he is literally a real life Boondocks character.
The way he forms those sentences should be written down in a book along side the worlds most popular philosophers.
This mothafucking clock here is NICE
Some teacher in 50 years: class, can you tell me what you think Chester meant when he said "motherfucking Newport nyigga, NEWPORTS"
@@cirgo4879 You needa Goddaym tell da time and everehdang
Man he sounds like he could be a voice actor
Jake of adventure time
Yeah, he's got that DiMaggio tone.
The "IM HAULING ASSSSSS" is killing me
Jake, when Finn isn't home:
lol
0:21 bro couldn’t even believe what he did to it 😂😂😂 that off guard laughter hits different
The cut off at the end is perfect
"There is a slight dent in the back"
This man is the main character
0:20 I love how he was crying over the broken clock, then he just switched emotion.
He went from 😢 to 🎶
thia video has absolutely no dislikes, and that's how it should be
@kenneth dado LIKE IT NOW
Someone just like I could leave another person so whoever did that I hate you
dislikes
why did you say this now two people disliked
god muthafuckin damn the vid has 4 dislikes
I really want someone to make an animation of Chestnut from Chowder to say this.
“Dinkaloo-Dinkalee, Chestnut Stone sellin’ ancient-ass dinin’ room tables!”
Jake if he is a human
We're just side character's whenever this guy is recording
“Imma be tha richest nigga in the hooood” 😂😂
its like he brought a camera into a dream lol
This guy a Boondocks character
0:50 when I get my 2$ christmas bonus
0:47
The cut at the last frame showing the "small dent" made me choke on my laugher 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way Chester excitedly exclaims about newports to his nephew Nick-a will forever be a testament to all mankind. What a charming fellow. 🥰
R.I.P ancient ass clock 2020-2020 0:21 0:22 0:23
E
Eh I don’t give a crap it was a cheap ass battery operated clock
@@cobesgamingchannel9587 you need to god damn tell the time and everything
god motherfucking daaaaaamn 🎵🎶
Chester cries over being broke in the first clip, then celebrates because he found something that would make him rich in the second clip, and finally becomes a salesman.
Quite the character arc.
Jake when Finn and BMO aren't around
Bro is literally Jake from adventure time 💀🔥👌
RIP ancient clock, and that's a lot a newports he's gonna be the richest person in the hood
Vegeta and Goku Black image
GTA fans:I bet Lamar is having a great time when Franklins not around
Lamar:
The Newports video is the greatest video ever made
chester stone seems like he's the funniest person to hang out with
Stone is the physical definition of living your best life
“It got a slight dent in the back”
Iconic
"Gah muthafuckin' dayuuuummm~🎵" -Chester Stone
so this who jake reincarnated into nice
0:46 omg fucking newports made me spit out my fuckin soda😂😂😂😂😂
“God motherfuckin daaamn!!”
the best shit he says
Act 1: 7000$ for this car
Chester Stone sells cars. Sadly he's running his business to the ground with poor condition cars calling them "Having just a slight dent in the back." Due to a lack of funds, the dealership was closed.
Act 2: Ancient Ass Clock
Since selling cars didn't work out for Chester, he decides to sell clocks. As clocks I mean _a_ clock. Unfortunately, it breaks and he is left a broken man with nothing but him and his broken clock.
Final Act: My Favorite Number's 7
Now left with nothing else, Chester decides to head to his local 7/11 to see what the fuck is going on, but to his surprise, he spots a bag filled with Newports, and hauls ass off with them, finally becoming the richest bitch in the hood.
*Fin*
such a deep and emotional story 😥
Chester stone: the musical
“1 like = 1 respect😢”
Ancient clock man
The god of time in Norse mythology........ Chester
Chester never dissapoints
That 1 dislike is a miss click
i seen hm so many times irl he funny
Really?
What state does he reside in? He seems like either a South Cali or FL type of guy.
He resides in my state of Florida
I could possibly spot him
@@Doorknob867 No. Way. Same here. I gotta search for this man and shake his hand lmao
The crazy part of the first clip is that he throws the clock himself with all his might and he is like: "dayum😭😭"
He sounds like Jake from adventure time and I love it
the last frame just broke me, thanks for that, made my day 100% better
This dude gotta be my favorite character. Idk from what, but he the best character in it.
If you ever steal something, be sure to run away yelling “IM HAULIN ASS N-“
He sounds like he would make a great sports announcer
As a newport resident, I wish i was carried by this man to his home
Dude could be a iconic character in a cartoon
the actual real life stinkmeaner
The way he says "DAMN" always get me
Uncle ruckus energy
RIP chester stone.. You will be missed😔
the “DAMN” after he broke the clock is like he wasn’t expecting the clock to just BUST so easily
This man makes me restore back my faith in humanity
why am i watching in 4k
the greatest things require the greatest quality
Living proof that minstrel shows are still entertaining. Only difference is they're their own characters.
Jake ain't no chill rn💀
Jake from Adventure Time is wildin’ for real
Jake after the events of Adventure Time
Him saying "Coca Cola" is killing me! 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
the video with the newports is my favourite video ever i love it so much
0:24 I Love it
This gets my friend every time! XD
the only time he’s not talking is when something is thrown and it’s great
I regularly think of motherfuckin Newports anytime I have to either sell or stock them at work
Why does he sound like if Jake from Adventure Time was a Boondocks character
>throws clock
>clock breaks
>is surprised that clock broke
0:44 new catchphrase lol
BUT.... it got a SLIGHT dent in tha back. *pans over to a mangled mess
the newports one makes me lose it every time
I love how he says claunk
I miss him
If he’s not a gta 6 npc I’m not playing
i just love how he pronounces "clock"
AUBY ?!?!?
hope he fixes his clock
thank god he swears so much, so there aren't 3 million unskippable ads in front
Jake in he's vacation
Outside jokes and memes i love this guys energy its so amazing 😂😂😂
he started getting possessed by stinkmeaner in the second video
0:10
Me convincing the fence owner to buy 10 gold pocket watches covered in blood in RDR2
This brought me so much joy I just couldn't contain myself.
This guy is going to be the new voice for Jake The Dog.
bro really said said"help"
my family had an identical grandfather clock when I was a child.
hurts to see it go like that lol.
Jake when Finn is literally in a different fucking realm and literally dying:
0:28
*WHY⁉*
*HELP‼*
🎵 _God motherf'ing daaaaaaaaaaamn_ 🎵
jake in the hood