Trump Rejected by Mar-a-Lago Neighbors | The Tonight Show

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @swood2603
    @swood2603 4 года назад +131

    For the first time, I agree with a fit Tom Cruise threw. I heard the whole recording. Good for him. Safety is important, and people really need the work/income.

    • @mtraven23
      @mtraven23 4 года назад +4

      @Cas van der Wal fake religion is a bit redundant don't ya think?

    • @mikeronga1497
      @mikeronga1497 4 года назад +2

      CA's van, even a broken clock is correct twice a day.

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 4 года назад +3

      Exactly as they're more likely to be affected financially than him

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/видео.html

  • @aiai-j7i
    @aiai-j7i 4 года назад +174

    Tom Cruise is absolutely right. WIsh this administration had been this adamant this whole time!

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 4 года назад +1

      What was he actually screaming about?

    • @leedevlin8260
      @leedevlin8260 4 года назад +8

      @@jamssnana4084 he was yelling at 2 guys to social distance.. tho fallon's version censored off 3 min of profanity laced yelling into 10sec of responsible adult lecturing lol

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 4 года назад +1

      Meanwhile in Australia...

    • @rubielaynerawlings4491
      @rubielaynerawlings4491 4 года назад

      @@jamssnana4084 he is filming in London,mission impossible 7,

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @dizzyonaball4623
    @dizzyonaball4623 4 года назад +45

    Listening to that audio of Tom Cruise's explosive rant, I was worried that the tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @bj24-7
      @bj24-7 4 года назад

      😆 Good one👍

  • @bmac85north
    @bmac85north 4 года назад +228

    Everytime I see someone not wearing a mask I'm gonna Cruise them and yell "wear a damn mask I don't wanna see u without one!! Ever!!!!

    • @mauricepowers3804
      @mauricepowers3804 4 года назад +4

      If you do you may be attacked

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 4 года назад +1

      👍😂🤣

    • @kathleenclark5877
      @kathleenclark5877 4 года назад +17

      I like the fact that you have created a new verb: to Cruise someone. To chastise when a person is being irresponsible in a pandemic.

    • @pdenisemack588
      @pdenisemack588 4 года назад +2

      😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Noreen092
      @Noreen092 4 года назад +1

      Just be careful with those zombies you don’t know how they react so crazy

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 года назад +262

    Florida to Trump "you are too crazy for us".

    • @Oceanaqua1
      @Oceanaqua1 4 года назад +12

      Well, he said he was high classed but that was just a lie. He ain't never caught a rabbit and he ain't no friend of Florida. He ain't nothing but a damn old hound dog.

    • @vindre7
      @vindre7 4 года назад +7

      That’s why they voted for him.

    • @Lisa-pb3qp
      @Lisa-pb3qp 4 года назад +1

      @@vindre7 They didn’t win by that much.

    • @mylanlando5177
      @mylanlando5177 4 года назад

      this guys music really helped me to cope with covid u should check him out he is REALLY good TRUST ME!! ruclips.net/channel/UCJI0vRCXzyNgitOl9gKj7_A

    • @sberke
      @sberke 4 года назад

      😆😆😆

  • @lauriem4112
    @lauriem4112 4 года назад +590

    Okay I want Tom Cruise to deliver covid 19 safety messages to the public from now on.

    • @saml302
      @saml302 4 года назад +20

      he's found his calling

    • @Formulka
      @Formulka 4 года назад +28

      @Arthur M Anderson oh no, he is screaming at people who put others at risk - and I'm sure you can take him, if your mom lets you out of your basement

    • @davidgilmour5429
      @davidgilmour5429 4 года назад +5

      lunatic lost his celeb status oh well that's what happens you turn into a sadistic maniac

    • @mtraven23
      @mtraven23 4 года назад +2

      for real, it seems like he would be on board and he would make some great ones.

    • @letfreedomreignhonk324
      @letfreedomreignhonk324 4 года назад +2

      You win the internet today Laurie M !

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 4 года назад +287

    "Trump Rejected by Mar-a-Lago Neighbors."
    "Won't you please,
    Won't you please?
    Please won't you NOT be my neighbor?"

    • @NARNONDU
      @NARNONDU 4 года назад +17

      No one wants him as a neighbor 😂😜

    • @markmac1907
      @markmac1907 4 года назад +5

      Mr. Rogers wasnt as creepy as trump. thats scary.

    • @mirnabade386
      @mirnabade386 4 года назад +8

      Send him to North Corea with the Gordo

    • @noellarash367
      @noellarash367 4 года назад +4

      He’s not worried.. he’s got other places to live

    • @MrMJmusicLover
      @MrMJmusicLover 4 года назад +6

      Reminds me of what sex offenders go through when trying to settle in a neighborhood. 😂

  • @jtwsince1968
    @jtwsince1968 4 года назад +485

    His neighbors don’t even trust him. What does that tell you about a person?

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 4 года назад +14

      Maybe the wrong skin color would do that in some neighborhood, then again there are few neighborhoods with lots of orange skinned people.

    • @WestShoreMan
      @WestShoreMan 4 года назад +13

      Thats Don the Con.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 4 года назад +13

      Man, person, camera, tv?

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 4 года назад +3

      @@CyberBeep_kenshi Fail! You just failed the test for dementia.

    • @BL-mf5dn
      @BL-mf5dn 4 года назад +15

      Totally agree. Wouldn’t trust him in a million years.

  • @janbucknerwalker2875
    @janbucknerwalker2875 4 года назад +260

    Turns our Mar a Lago residents like people who didn’t lose elections 40 million times.

    • @chibidevilchan5057
      @chibidevilchan5057 4 года назад

      @Cas van der Wal Sadly accurate, agreed.

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 4 года назад

      @@chibidevilchan5057 ruclips.net/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/видео.html

    • @pattibatiste8077
      @pattibatiste8077 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Peepers2
      @Peepers2 4 года назад

      @Cas van der Wal They love him,they can have him👍👍

    • @windyhawthorn7387
      @windyhawthorn7387 4 года назад

      His neighbors never liked him. He opened his club and let just anybody in if they had the money. The Jews, blacks and the gays. He didn't reject your application just because of all that unlike all the other clubs in the area.

  • @skindreads
    @skindreads 4 года назад +79

    Who would ever think the crazy scientologist would 1) fly off the handle, and 2) be right?

    • @davidgilmour5429
      @davidgilmour5429 4 года назад

      he's got a short john wick disease

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 4 года назад +6

      3. Get shut down 3 times during the same film.
      I would loose it on the crew too if they weren't following the rules

    • @kathleenclark5877
      @kathleenclark5877 4 года назад +3

      If it weren’t for the Scientology .... . I do NOT remotely understand that element of him!

    • @lisazabriskie4773
      @lisazabriskie4773 4 года назад

      Guess Tom’s faith in xenu isn’t all that. Lol

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 4 года назад

      @@lisazabriskie4773 ruclips.net/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/видео.html

  • @wibblewobble1934
    @wibblewobble1934 4 года назад +764

    whatever you think of Fallon, gotta say, his Trump impression is superb

    • @kevildub
      @kevildub 4 года назад +55

      People have been saying this. Very important people.

    • @joshwah1427
      @joshwah1427 4 года назад +18

      Fallon is terrible. RUclips sends me here after Stephen Colbert. I give him a go, and realize he's terrible.

    • @roigrose5045
      @roigrose5045 4 года назад +65

      @@joshwah1427 i beg to differ. Fallon is fun, very cool, and can sing ( dance too)! 👍 😍

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 4 года назад +41

      Both Jimmies..
      James and Stephen are my late night fellas...I enjoy them all.

    • @foedspaghetti3290
      @foedspaghetti3290 4 года назад +25

      I have a distinct preference for Fallon over Kimmel

  • @Littlebit31
    @Littlebit31 4 года назад +70

    Years ago he made a deal to build mar-a-lago up that it was not a residence but instead a club... he can’t live there as it’s not zoned a residence and those neighbors are gonna fight any changes...

  • @Big3DREAMER
    @Big3DREAMER 4 года назад +637

    The man who came up with Redlining and making money evicting people, is being evicted himself. How poetic

    • @Zephaerie1
      @Zephaerie1 4 года назад +11

      Sued even

    • @karimajor1165
      @karimajor1165 4 года назад +24

      Don't give him too much credit, Trump learned all that from his Daddy

    • @c.a.t.732
      @c.a.t.732 4 года назад +30

      @Bill Smith Why do you lick your door? Is that something people who live in gated communities do to keep the riff-raff out?

    • @c.a.t.732
      @c.a.t.732 4 года назад +46

      @Bill Smith "Any questions?" Yeah... why would you think I "worship" any "political icons"? It's Trumpies who are part of a cult that think their Chosen One is anointed by God, which is pretty funny given that he's about as religious as a mud-puddle, and has the morals of a pit-viper And you still haven't explained why you think people should lick their doors.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 4 года назад +5

      @@c.a.t.732 It's to prove that the virus is a hoax!

  • @DaveLugo79
    @DaveLugo79 4 года назад +74

    On the plus side of sidewalk dining: there will be no shortage of salt.

  • @karimamin2
    @karimamin2 4 года назад +60

    Jimmy Fallon, Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, what would I do without you guys

    • @mikeronga1497
      @mikeronga1497 4 года назад +1

      Maybe get a life......js

    • @antaresnative2309
      @antaresnative2309 4 года назад +4

      I agree - they’re my stress relievers especially the last 4 years of incompetence

    • @chibidevilchan5057
      @chibidevilchan5057 4 года назад +3

      Agreed, totally mental rejuvenation watching these.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      @@mikeronga1497 Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @thephantom5368
    @thephantom5368 4 года назад +37

    Mar a Lago group in chorus: "Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more, hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more."🎶

    • @derekj1532
      @derekj1532 4 года назад +1

      If they were to buy giant speakers and play that all around the outside of mar a lago I would laugh so hard. They should cap it off by building a wall and blasting it from there.

    • @judithhatfield2416
      @judithhatfield2416 4 года назад

      You guys are giving me one of the best laughs I’ve had for a LONG TIME, Four years ago maybe! Keep it up....

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 года назад +235

    Proud Boys neighborhood will welcome him with open "Arms".

    • @Oceanaqua1
      @Oceanaqua1 4 года назад +17

      Yeah, they would but t rump don't really like them. Not high classed enough.

    • @markmac1907
      @markmac1907 4 года назад +4

      bear/bare arms

    • @markschattner2278
      @markschattner2278 4 года назад +6

      Texas might be a good choice lol

    • @VibhorWase
      @VibhorWase 4 года назад +9

      @@markschattner2278 hell no I like living here I don't want to move 😒

    • @nhjeihdu
      @nhjeihdu 4 года назад +3

      On the 20th Jan, they won’t be any of them trying to associate with him.

  • @4DanteD
    @4DanteD 4 года назад +41

    Trump having to look for a place to live is the perfect end to his term.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @rolo6932
      @rolo6932 4 года назад

      He will have the second term, you loser!

    • @4DanteD
      @4DanteD 4 года назад

      @@rolo6932 nope! no can do he is done

  • @TypeIIAdventures
    @TypeIIAdventures 4 года назад +34

    “Who still has an iPhone 6?” Currently watching this on an iPhone 6.

    • @Lieart_
      @Lieart_ 4 года назад +1

      Same😂😂😂

    • @eskaysea23
      @eskaysea23 4 года назад +1

      I do.

    • @MissT813
      @MissT813 4 года назад +2

      And am not going to upgrade until I have to.

    • @sleepyJem1982
      @sleepyJem1982 4 года назад

      My mum stil using her IPhone 6. 🤣🤣

  • @cannonwilliamsfbt7331
    @cannonwilliamsfbt7331 4 года назад +24

    “Who the hell still has an I Phone 6?” Jimmy ask’s? Well, Jimmy...... I do! I was actually watching this on an IPhone 6. 💯💪🏼💪🏼

    • @edwinlucianofrias1643
      @edwinlucianofrias1643 4 года назад +1

      Got one too. This is my second one, actually. Would stick to the 5, if that’s what I has gotten first.

    • @roxanaserrano8210
      @roxanaserrano8210 4 года назад

      I watched on my iPhone 5 😊

    • @edsamms684
      @edsamms684 4 года назад

      I do you idiot it works fine?

  • @CaseyUnderCovers
    @CaseyUnderCovers 4 года назад +263

    Not mad at Tom Cruise.
    2020 the year when Tom Cruise is the rational human.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/видео.html

    • @fnln1167
      @fnln1167 4 года назад

      Damn so perfect!👌🏽

    • @cynthiabrent6479
      @cynthiabrent6479 4 года назад +7

      Say what you will Tom Cruise definitely has a point.

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 4 года назад

      Holy hell, yeah, haha

  • @lisaarehart1637
    @lisaarehart1637 4 года назад +38

    Guess high society doesn’t want to be associated with the lowlife.

    • @debisybesma5855
      @debisybesma5855 4 года назад +2

      the "elite?...." the REAL AND TRUE AND HAVE THE MONEY TO BACK IT UP elite?....have turned their backs on him since day one!!! when he 1st bought the place, and he ain't got enough money to even be considered "one of them...." much less enough to BUY himself in!!!! they actually consider him to be a "distasteful" nobody....he thinks he has "battles" now? THEY'VE got the monies TO WIN THE WAR!!!

    • @aidankiriakou2064
      @aidankiriakou2064 4 года назад

      Lisa Arehart they like the lowlife, just not a loser😜

    • @tiwantiwaabibiman2603
      @tiwantiwaabibiman2603 4 года назад

      The lowlife of their own making.

  • @careymathews5981
    @careymathews5981 4 года назад +51

    Nobody wants him in their neighborhood because property values would go wayyyyyy down

    • @patred1237
      @patred1237 4 года назад +2

      One term pres needs a cell bunk mate
      ....

    • @careymathews5981
      @careymathews5981 4 года назад

      @@patred1237 he's got plenty of goons surrounding him

    • @maryparga8944
      @maryparga8944 4 года назад +1

      Maybe they can move to his wife’s home country

    • @careymathews5981
      @careymathews5981 4 года назад +2

      @@maryparga8944 they don't want her either

  • @dwj77
    @dwj77 4 года назад +64

    I cannot stand Tom Cruise but if more people took responsibility like him most of the 300,000 deaths could of been avoided.

    • @MrDino1953
      @MrDino1953 4 года назад

      ..could HAVE been avoided...for fux sake.

    • @kenadams4762
      @kenadams4762 4 года назад

      @ExposingMiLabs luckily new study has shown that catching covid can sterilize male humans...so the morons won't be breeding..as much...keep going maskless your helping society...

    • @stanmoore8361
      @stanmoore8361 4 года назад

      @@MrDino1953 if Donald Trump wasn't living in a fucking fairy tale story for fucking brainless shit eating people it would just magically disappear from the us

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 4 года назад +21

    *Happy Holidays!*
    Greeting from SE Asia

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 4 года назад

      @Darth Canid ruclips.net/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/видео.html

  • @ben31584
    @ben31584 4 года назад +54

    By the way: where is Rudy Guiliani right now? Haven`t heard from him since he got tested positive....

    • @mrc0157
      @mrc0157 4 года назад +12

      Oh....and Gym Jordan?? Haven't heard him yelling in a high pitched voice in a long time. 🤣

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 4 года назад +5

      maybe he decided it's time to be a vempire

    • @mikeronga1497
      @mikeronga1497 4 года назад +2

      Ben Rudy is at his new Lawyers office.

    • @citizenY
      @citizenY 4 года назад +5

      He is positively useless.
      One possible exception: Borat III

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 4 года назад +8

      dont ask please .. just be grateful !

  • @Erasureeraser
    @Erasureeraser 4 года назад +18

    Meanwhile Melania is searching for lawyers to help her file a divorce 😂

    • @markmac1907
      @markmac1907 4 года назад +3

      if she picks rudy she will end up divorced and re married to trump.

    • @Onlinesully
      @Onlinesully 4 года назад

      Maybe she is. I've no idea. Good luck to them either way.

  • @mikelheron20
    @mikelheron20 4 года назад +58

    As the great Scottish comedian Billy Connolly would say, Trump is about as popular as a fart in a spacesuit!

    • @laurafay2796
      @laurafay2796 4 года назад

      love Billy Connelly! Did you see him in The Impostors with Stanley Tucci and Oliver Plathe ? ( and 27 other great actors)

    • @lesleyedgley8371
      @lesleyedgley8371 4 года назад +3

      In Britain, we call a fart, a trump. So, you have Fart Tower, Fart Steaks and my favorite, Fart University. Wonder if Rudy taught there?

    • @rayray8687
      @rayray8687 4 года назад +1

      @@lesleyedgley8371: No, that’s where little Rudy completed kindergarten. He was the creepy kid who always had his hand down the front of his pants.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 года назад

      @@lesleyedgley8371 In the USA, thanks to the 45th president, “Trump” has come to mean something more substantial from the same orifice. As in...”I tried the President’s diet, then I spent four hours on the toilet taking a massive Trump.”
      He even has his own emoji (💩).

    • @lesleyedgley8371
      @lesleyedgley8371 4 года назад +1

      @@Chunkboi In Britain, a fart is known as a trump. Probably why we didn't much respect him from the get-go. So, you have Fart Tower, Fart Steaks, and my favorite, Fart University. Think Rudy taught there?

  • @yankeeladee02
    @yankeeladee02 4 года назад +23

    Tom Cruise: It was just a mission statement 😂

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @ralfflar7562
    @ralfflar7562 4 года назад +17

    You can say what you want about Tom Cruise but he has got a point here.

  • @RebeccaW
    @RebeccaW 4 года назад +7

    *Amen, my father in law doesn’t want him in his neighborhood period*
    *THEY ALL WILL CONTEST EVERYTHING HE DOES, HE SUED THEIR COUNTY*

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @hannahpreece3651
    @hannahpreece3651 4 года назад +4

    The thing I love most about his rant is that he is reminding them of all the other people who get to work because they are making the movie. It's not about him at all, he's alright, but he knows there are people depending on their paychecks from the production.

  • @mazzjohn
    @mazzjohn 4 года назад +152

    History will NOT be kind to this Orange Julius Caesar 👁️🗳️📜📸
    And this just struck me: Mayor Pete -- Outta the closet and into the cabinet....

    • @mcreyrey
      @mcreyrey 4 года назад +14

      That Mayor Pete bit was real funny, lol.
      I love Pete 😊

    • @TheMrBennito
      @TheMrBennito 4 года назад +12

      that's an insult to Julius Caesar

    • @soupsgord
      @soupsgord 4 года назад +2

      Ba dum tissssssssss....!!

    • @vanhughes
      @vanhughes 4 года назад +1

      😝 😂 😂 😂

    • @mstephens44
      @mstephens44 4 года назад +1

      Please don’t insult Orange Julius.

  • @tropicalaquarium5807
    @tropicalaquarium5807 4 года назад +2

    Lose power, join the club bit was hilarious. 😆 Good job, writers!

  • @anewbeginningforever4795
    @anewbeginningforever4795 4 года назад +9

    Cozy for the snowstorm❄️☃️🌬

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @judychandler8485
    @judychandler8485 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for the laughter and fun, Jimmy Fallon . You're the best..Hope you & family have a Merry Christmas..Stay safe & well 🙏

  • @Melissandrel
    @Melissandrel 4 года назад +13

    Jimmy is soooo good with imitations 0.0 wow.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @susanbengston3496
    @susanbengston3496 4 года назад

    Thanks for several good Laughs this Morning!! 😂🤣😂!!❤️👍👍‼️

  • @oscarespinoza7915
    @oscarespinoza7915 4 года назад +14

    Greetings from Costa Rica Jimmy!!

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @stanmoore8361
      @stanmoore8361 4 года назад

      Plz send me some coke oh oh! Dam oh i mean someone please send me a coke! Wink wink

  • @Tooldruid
    @Tooldruid 4 года назад +5

    The Sting impersonation is one of the best...

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @lilanthforester2207
    @lilanthforester2207 4 года назад +39

    Tom Cruise is nucking futs though

    • @blacklabelqlewis
      @blacklabelqlewis 4 года назад

      He went full Les Grosman

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 4 года назад

      He really really is

    • @robertbarner7626
      @robertbarner7626 4 года назад +1

      Totally agree. I think Hollywood's afraid of him.

    • @mylanlando5177
      @mylanlando5177 4 года назад

      this guys music really helped me to cope with covid u should check him out he is REALLY good TRUST ME!! ruclips.net/channel/UCJI0vRCXzyNgitOl9gKj7_A

    • @davidgray8089
      @davidgray8089 4 года назад

      That goes without saying...

  • @joannescott3461
    @joannescott3461 4 года назад +5

    That guy dropping his phone is a great promo commercial in the making.

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 4 года назад +1

      Like the old timex commercials

    • @joannescott3461
      @joannescott3461 4 года назад

      @@debrahelmlinger6256 YES! Takes a licking & keeps on ticking 😂

  • @harpj11
    @harpj11 4 года назад +5

    Lol Jimmy, you da best!❤️👍🏼

  • @jlynn9198
    @jlynn9198 4 года назад +19

    Who has an iPhone 6?!
    Me, watching this monologue

    • @Alphacentauri819
      @Alphacentauri819 4 года назад +3

      Me too!!

    • @Dharmarenee
      @Dharmarenee 4 года назад

      I have iPhone 5 SE and iPhone 7 and they work just fine both are unlocked and refurbished from Amazon.

    • @LGJdirjdkfo
      @LGJdirjdkfo 4 года назад

      I wish I could beat you to a pulp with you iPhone. Give ptsd for apple products...it's what you deserve.

  • @rychyst.vincent2431
    @rychyst.vincent2431 4 года назад +10

    If you go on a mission to kill all the butterflies don’t be surprised if you’re evicted in the middle of the night and the homeless shelter is located on Monarch Street.

  • @postnatalmotcoach1006
    @postnatalmotcoach1006 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for keeping our spirits up this year ! 🌲 happy holidays

  • @jessiemcfarland3666
    @jessiemcfarland3666 4 года назад +3

    He went from "You're fired" to "You're evicted".

  • @dragoti1122
    @dragoti1122 4 года назад

    Jimmy...what a great monologue!! You also are GREAT at impersonating Donald Trump and other celebrities!! 👏👏💙😷

  • @martyjackson2014
    @martyjackson2014 4 года назад +16

    We must all call Jimmy “Jimball” now...

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @pinatajuju4471
    @pinatajuju4471 4 года назад +30

    Washington doesn't want him, Florida doesn't want him, most of America doesn't want him and next month Melania doesn't want him when she divorces him. January will be a great month 👍

    • @perrysar5954
      @perrysar5954 4 года назад +3

      He won't last 4 more years into 2024,all that stress will take a toll on his and will manifest itself into cancer or some other disease.Have you seen how he aged from 2016 onwards!?!?

    • @abocas
      @abocas 4 года назад +3

      She is not going to divorce him. She is just like him!

    • @alicesdairy8987
      @alicesdairy8987 4 года назад

      😅😅😅👏👏👏👏💯💯💯

  • @karimajor1165
    @karimajor1165 4 года назад +8

    Jimmy!... in curling it's HURRY ... HARD.... HAAAARRRD!

    • @andreas.4764
      @andreas.4764 4 года назад

      I was waiting for the “HARD!!!” It’s pretty much the only reason why I watch curling.

    • @karimajor1165
      @karimajor1165 4 года назад +1

      @@andreas.4764 🤣

  • @BigRed-57
    @BigRed-57 4 года назад +7

    Wait only 2 feet of snow I live in the least snowy part of Canada and we get that on average

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @rayray8687
      @rayray8687 4 года назад

      And that’s in July, lol.

  • @tillitsdone
    @tillitsdone 4 года назад +41

    Tom Cruise ranting sounds a bit like Bill Burr.

  • @everwhat013
    @everwhat013 4 года назад +4

    tom cruise yelling at the crew reminds me of andy pretending to yell at jim for faking jury duty.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @williamgeorgefraser
    @williamgeorgefraser 4 года назад +36

    Donnie Boy, just remember the words to your favourite dance song;
    "It's fun to stay at the YMCA. It's fun to stay at the YMCA".
    ruclips.net/video/Zph7YXfjMhg/видео.html

    • @bj24-7
      @bj24-7 4 года назад +1

      😆 Good one👍

  • @thehound9086
    @thehound9086 4 года назад +1

    Lmao! There is no front or back...you put it on backwards. 👍😂

  • @bigmama8118
    @bigmama8118 4 года назад +5

    Love u jimmy

  • @kit2770
    @kit2770 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for those celebrity rants, Tonight Show. They were hella funny.

  • @shahw2469
    @shahw2469 4 года назад +39

    Seinfeld one sounds like Gilbert Godfreys impression of him.

    • @mylanlando5177
      @mylanlando5177 4 года назад

      this guys music really helped me to cope with covid u should check him out he is REALLY good TRUST ME!! ruclips.net/channel/UCJI0vRCXzyNgitOl9gKj7_A

    • @yumeko4834
      @yumeko4834 4 года назад

      Seinfeld narcist

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад +1

      @@yumeko4834 meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @yumeko4834
      @yumeko4834 4 года назад

      @@shubhamgupta6928 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 4 года назад

      @@yumeko4834 ruclips.net/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/видео.html

  • @philrabe910
    @philrabe910 4 года назад

    1:45!! Thanks Jimmy!!! It's gonna take a while for the tears to come, so right now, the laughter needs to be there to crack the ice covered horror of the last 48 months to get the catharsis going.

  • @laurenceptwy4150
    @laurenceptwy4150 4 года назад +3

    I wanna hang out with Jimmy
    I feel like I would leave with my stomach in shambles🤣😂🤣🤣🤣💗💕

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @robertgadziola1601
    @robertgadziola1601 4 года назад +1

    Jimmy is very talented. I love his impressions.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +25

    I love The Tonight Show Starring Jim-Ball.

    • @Oceanaqua1
      @Oceanaqua1 4 года назад +3

      Gym ball

    • @mylanlando5177
      @mylanlando5177 4 года назад

      this guys music really helped me to cope with covid u should check him out he is REALLY good TRUST ME!! ruclips.net/channel/UCJI0vRCXzyNgitOl9gKj7_A

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @ebonyv4289
    @ebonyv4289 4 года назад +1

    I just love Fallon

  • @philik9438
    @philik9438 4 года назад +4

    Ever since covid his routines have gotten much better, I like the relaxed feel

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @soul2soul399
    @soul2soul399 4 года назад +2

    Apple should do a commercial with that guy who dropped his phone out of the helicopter. 😆

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, but ... Iphone 6!?

    • @dizzyonaball4623
      @dizzyonaball4623 4 года назад

      Apple doing a commercial that it's ok to hold onto your old-model 'phone and you don't need a new one just because of a little screen crack. That whirling-in-a-box sound is Steve Jobs.

  • @franciscoromero7761
    @franciscoromero7761 4 года назад +3

    2:23 that WASN'T Tom Cruise; it was Les Grossman after not having a Diet Coke

  • @Florian1260
    @Florian1260 4 года назад

    Hey Jim-ball, Those impressions were on point!

  • @michellem.1749
    @michellem.1749 4 года назад +26

    At least Tom Cruise shows that he gives a f*** about something other than himself..

    • @hisquare3469
      @hisquare3469 4 года назад +1

      Lol no he dosen't are you high? It's his ass on the line that's the only reason he's screaming duh.

    • @michellem.1749
      @michellem.1749 4 года назад

      @@hisquare3469 he's trying to show an example if they shut down other films may follow ..

  • @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind
    @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind 4 года назад

    Great show Jimball !!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 4 года назад +12

    Fallon: Trump REJECTED
    Colbert: T****

    • @myfoodstepss
      @myfoodstepss 4 года назад +2

      Kimmel: tantrump

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      @@myfoodstepss Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @teresaf991
    @teresaf991 4 года назад +1

    You might not realize how goid some of Fallon's impersonations are until you hear them without seeing him.

  • @RebeccaW
    @RebeccaW 4 года назад +6

    *Now I REALLY like Tom Cruise*

  • @igordewit7357
    @igordewit7357 4 года назад +1

    "..and then his neighbours build a giant wall?just saying..WE LL PAY FOR IT!!"😁✌🇺🇲Hahahaha...now,thats some funny shit,Fallon!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂✌😛

  • @MrBrewman95
    @MrBrewman95 4 года назад +6

    What happened to Steve Higgins? I haven’t seen him in a while.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 4 года назад +2

      I think without a full-blown audience there isn't really a need for the 'announcer/hype-man" role. Once the audience comes back, Higgins will most likely be back, too.

    • @rileyoneal5473
      @rileyoneal5473 4 года назад +4

      I had heard that he's high risk so he's at home

    • @idmann17
      @idmann17 4 года назад

      His sons put him in a coma. At least that's what I saw on that home video...

    • @hofhofandaway
      @hofhofandaway 4 года назад +1

      @@idmann17 Dude, clarify that this is a joke. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @idmann17
      @idmann17 4 года назад

      @@hofhofandaway ruclips.net/video/b7fgzqOF7VM/видео.html

  • @ackla861
    @ackla861 4 года назад

    Thanks for another great show Jimbo ;)

  • @gcprost
    @gcprost 4 года назад +3

    Can you blame them? If Trump moved into my city, I would move.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @UncomfortableGameShorts
    @UncomfortableGameShorts 4 года назад

    Great show! Happy holidays to everyone!

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 4 года назад +5

    We love our resident movie star Questlove 🥰

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @theflyingfinn6057
    @theflyingfinn6057 4 года назад

    I live in the UP of Michigan and we get 2 or 3 of those snowstorms every year!

  • @geraldstubbe5884
    @geraldstubbe5884 4 года назад +4

    I'm sure there is some backwoods coal mining community that would welcome Donald with open arms.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @thegoodwitch1974
    @thegoodwitch1974 4 года назад

    Lmao over n over!great show,always

  • @melissarobinson9618
    @melissarobinson9618 4 года назад +7

    Canada is laughing at your curling joke, lol, we've all done it

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @annegrace4869
    @annegrace4869 4 года назад

    I loved the desk! Very warm and homie, less pretentious than the other

  • @johnhopkins6260
    @johnhopkins6260 4 года назад +6

    "Outdoor dining, during a blizzard": Welcome to Wisconsin

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @deancooper9938
    @deancooper9938 4 года назад +1

    NOW, DO YOU GET THE MESSAGE? YOU ARE NOT WANTED ANYWHERE.

  • @mattrainwater526
    @mattrainwater526 4 года назад +7

    Is it just me or does it look like the same couple to a few ppl “win” the sweaters lol.

  • @danielkramar1868
    @danielkramar1868 4 года назад

    The Sting impersonation sounds like it's being done by Bill Cosby, haha (3:41)

  • @kentam5361
    @kentam5361 4 года назад +11

    Trump wants attention. He gets it from his future neighbors before he even moves in.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @dinasilva9263
    @dinasilva9263 4 года назад +2

    Jimmy is amazing, cute and funny, i really LOVE him!!!❤️

    • @bluemalibu
      @bluemalibu 4 года назад

      Jimmy is hilarious...I love him...he chases away my blues!!

  • @lisettegarcia
    @lisettegarcia 4 года назад +4

    That Seinfeld was on.

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @juliemackenzie1978
    @juliemackenzie1978 4 года назад

    LOL! 🤣😂👍 Love the sweater! 😊

  • @catlange
    @catlange 4 года назад +5

    Where can I buy all those sweaters?!? 😍😍😍

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 4 года назад

      Not those, but if you're serious, Spencer's online 'ugly Christmas sweaters' are $14 & they're like you won't find anywhere else.

  • @andrewkful
    @andrewkful 4 года назад +2

    "WFH employees are drinking during work hours." Here!

  • @user-bi2kg8oh8g
    @user-bi2kg8oh8g 4 года назад +3

    This is for Jimmy Fallon 12 days of sweaters I am so envious they're beautiful gaudy so colorful so they look so warm if you were put them on anything else no button the sweaters the more glitter the more better

    • @loyi-kyong
      @loyi-kyong 4 года назад

      Jimmy shd do a quiz for his global fan club too and we also want these sweaters please.

  • @mejuliie
    @mejuliie 4 года назад

    That Christmas sweater is perfection. I wants it!! 🥺

  • @alberton.1601
    @alberton.1601 4 года назад +3

    4:40 Mexico will gladly and REALLY pay for such a wall.

  • @Bwaatiss
    @Bwaatiss 4 года назад +2

    I hear some- did you hear about this? I hear some producers are floating the name "Everybody Hates Trump" for his next TV show when he's kicked out. I don't know but I hear many producers are saying it. They're saying it's gonna be a big show, a very popular show, the best show, even. No one ever had a show more popular than this, it's true.
    You know, Obama never had that many people hate him, never enough to make a show about it. Nobody knows more about being hated than Trump, believe me.

  • @tahmphoolery
    @tahmphoolery 4 года назад +4

    Basically an identical monologue to Steven Colbert's today..

    • @shubhamgupta6928
      @shubhamgupta6928 4 года назад

      Meme on trump
      ruclips.net/video/FBkfFe2pq3o/видео.html

  • @carlossonando2549
    @carlossonando2549 4 года назад

    GRACIAS GRACIAS QUE SU AMOR SEA LLENO PROSPERIDAD GRACIAS GRACIAS