“Wakey wakey, sleeping beauty~” * Flustered noises * --------------- WOO WE’RE OFF TO A ✨FANTASTIC✨ START FOLKS- I’m already flustered and I’m not even a minute in!!! Wonderful work as always, Dade!💛
You really outdid yourself, Dade! 😊The layers of whispery echos, haunting music and your fantastic vampire voice were a feast to my ears 💜Keep up the awesome work, good sir!
Heelloooo Dade^^ I didn’t have the greatest day today but whenever u post it makes my day 100 times better, always!!! Your voice is calming loud but like calling n I loveee it
This is a great script, so kudos to joylandblah. Love the performance. I hope there's another part to this. [For some reason I can't get the image of Pepe le Pew as a vampire out of my head.]
bruv, turning a hunter means that they know how to kill vampires, plus they have the extra strength, meaning they can kill vampires easier and they know exactly how to kill themselves, like damn old age must be killing vampires braincells over here
How would I have fun with a human corpse? Me: Necrophelia? Technically, you *are* a corpse, yourself. I'm not that sick in the head. Me: Good to know. Now, get off me! (Attempts to push him off again, to no avail.)
Vampire: *catches me* Me: *under his clutches* Agh! Now what, Huh?! Vampire: Hmm, How about sucking your blood whole? Me: Oh, how cliché, Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me... Hahaha, you're going to turn me into a Vampire, don't You? Vampire: *Smirks* well, You got me, Mon amour *in a really bad French* Me: *laughs maniacally as she stakes the Vampire with a wooden stake* Vous français est terrible, Bête! Vampire: Gah! Haha... At least, your French is much better than mine, mademoiselle Me: Je sais, Mon Bête! à jamais! *Slices his head with a pocket knife*
Yar har har har mi lads the Captain Dade is back with a nother astonishing 👏👏👏video i have to say it is sad for me to say i have *sinful* thoughts about this video ye i am a pirate but still this is not ok especially i am a darn suker for french accent and add a deep voice u get captain Dade *french accent* 🤌🤌🤌🤌 the amount of gold debloons this video deserves is unholy 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙 Wat ye say captain? My brain: ACT FOOL! ACT FOOL! ACT FOOL ! Ps: i heard a vampire has somehow snuck on our ship do ye have permission to kill thy? Captain Dade? What are ye orders?
@@DadeAudio but Captain he called me a Belgiumrat 🥺 and ofc all the debloons are urs to keep 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙 and the vampire looks a lt like u 🤔 WAIT A DARN SECOND! captain?
@@DadeAudio oh my it makes sence now Captain you never go outside in the day u never eat with us and there have ben suspicious marks found on the crew and me but why do i have more of them than the crew i counted 35 WHY? HOW? WHEN? Captain Dade i might reconsider i mean if u need blood ill oblige but u have to promis not to drink from the crew*sigh* ill be ur walking blood bag if u wish so eye eye Captain
Do not make me claw you in the face most people call me the cougar and I have not only big claws but sharp teeth as well so don't mess with me if you want to stay alive
Look shouldn't you be with oh I don't know a vampire girl as you can see I'm still human and proud of it thank you very much there is no way you're turning me into a vampire don't even think about it little mister I have no interest in you so fly away and leave me alone
No not really and I keep telling you but I already have a boyfriend stop doing that when you get your crazy body off of me man that's sick get away from me
Excuse me say what not going to even think about it nope not my idea of fun nope not really so why don't you oh I don't know go out with a werewolf girl I'm sure there are plenty of other girls to be with besides me
He's crazy but he's fun, that has to count for something, right? 😆 thank you for your lovely fill!
Fun Script! Thank you so much, I had a blast with it! Hope you enjoyed! :3
Omg u wrote this ? I have to say 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙂
Credit to the script writing ✍
Anyway awesome writing work.
He's so Fruity, Funny, Condifent he got all those combined I love it😂
“Wakey wakey, sleeping beauty~”
* Flustered noises *
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WOO WE’RE OFF TO A ✨FANTASTIC✨ START FOLKS-
I’m already flustered and I’m not even a minute in!!! Wonderful work as always, Dade!💛
I'm glad you enjoyed and Thank you!! :3
@@DadeAudio No problem! 💛
This was nothing short of a masterpiece! The music was perfect and your vampire voice sends shivers up my spine. Very well done Dade!
Aww Thank you so glad you enjoyed! ❤️🐺
You’ve got that vampire voice going on sir! Nothing better to start the week then with a Dade audio! Excellent job 🧛🏻♂️❤
Thank you kindly! Glad you enjoyed!! :3
I need a part 2 I need this more than I need air🙃😭
I've listened to A LOT of Vampire ASMR's and this has to be in my top 10! BRAVA!!!!
High Praise! Thank you very much I'm glad you enjoyed!! :3
You really outdid yourself, Dade! 😊The layers of whispery echos, haunting music and your fantastic vampire voice were a feast to my ears 💜Keep up the awesome work, good sir!
Awww!! Thank you, so glad you enjoyed ❤️🐺💜
Well I’m going to melt into a puddle for a few hours you did an amazing job
Awww, I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :3 hehe
you have a voice who suits all the supernatural beings so amazingly 😍 always a feast to listen to your audios, my good sir😘
Awwww! I’m glad you think so! I do love voicing them!
I hope there's a part 2! This was so good!
Let’s just say… I’m now a tomato from how much I blushed from this.
Heelloooo Dade^^ I didn’t have the greatest day today but whenever u post it makes my day 100 times better, always!!! Your voice is calming loud but like calling n I loveee it
Sorry you had a rough day, glad the audios help a bit 🐺❤️🐺
This one's great! It needs to be a series please
As a poet. I am a sucker for writing poetry :3
Also no sir i do not like it rough, or anywhere in the bedroom because i am ace.
Awesome audio ^^
This was awesome, loved it!!!
I really liked this one. I would love a part 2!
This needs a part 2 😳
Vampire Dade is awesome. Love it! ❤
Thank you!
This was an amazing audio Dade! 💜
I'm just gonna go... melt into a puddle... ummm 😳😳
Feline wants her vampire daddy....😳
OH my! Glad you enjoyed! :3
i loved this video. hope it becomes a series 😊
❤….the storyline and the “chuckles😂”. Narrator is interesting ❤ 7:56
:3 Thank you!
I love this one.
I wish there was another part
The "wakey wakey" got me-😭
****adds to two different playlists****💚💚💚💚
Two!! Oh my! Glad you enjoyed!! 💜🐺❤️
This is a great script, so kudos to joylandblah. Love the performance. I hope there's another part to this. [For some reason I can't get the image of Pepe le Pew as a vampire out of my head.]
Hah! That's quite the image!! Glad you enjoyed :3
I love it, the interpretation is perfect.
you have considered being a voice actor??
Waiting for the second part❤️❤️
Thank you for that kind compliment!
bruv, turning a hunter means that they know how to kill vampires, plus they have the extra strength, meaning they can kill vampires easier and they know exactly how to kill themselves, like damn old age must be killing vampires braincells over here
How would I have fun with a human corpse?
Me: Necrophelia? Technically, you *are* a corpse, yourself.
I'm not that sick in the head.
Me: Good to know. Now, get off me! (Attempts to push him off again, to no avail.)
You should make a part 2 U DID GREAT WORK THO!! 😭🙏🏻 make a part 2 please
Him: you want to ask,what am I!
~makes hissing noises~
Me: ~gasps~ your a snake!!!
😂😂😂
Already the firsr minute in and I already love this asmr sm, good job!
Yay! Thank you!
You got to lose yourself in moment you got one shot
So sinister but I love it
This is just awesome! Will you make a second part?
If there is a second part written I will perform it! If not, we'll have plenty more Vampire stories down the line! :3
Perfect 😁👌💯✨👌💯✨
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I really need another part of this 🥺
I’m so glad you enjoyed🧛♂️
Sweet 💖
Happy Monday Orlando! Have a great day! :3
Oh, a Vampire I know a lot of people are afraid of them, but you have to admit that they are so attractive!!!! 😍
They have an allure that’s for sure🧛♂️
Part 2 please
part2???
Vampire: *catches me*
Me: *under his clutches* Agh! Now what, Huh?!
Vampire: Hmm, How about sucking your blood whole?
Me: Oh, how cliché, Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me... Hahaha, you're going to turn me into a Vampire, don't You?
Vampire: *Smirks* well, You got me, Mon amour *in a really bad French*
Me: *laughs maniacally as she stakes the Vampire with a wooden stake* Vous français est terrible, Bête!
Vampire: Gah! Haha... At least, your French is much better than mine, mademoiselle
Me: Je sais, Mon Bête! à jamais! *Slices his head with a pocket knife*
-- Sorry, for bad French!
@@DadeAudio nah, don't worry about it! 💓💓
Amazing video!👏
Thank you! ❤️🐺
Is it crazy that I want a part two.. 😬
Nope!🐺
@@DadeAudio can you make one then 👀...
Love your voice
Thank you so much
@@DadeAudio You're welcome
Heck yeah you do sound like a newborn vampire
... How about we just say, "deal," and leave it at that. Besides, if I have to call you "daddy," you're about to get slapped. Again.
I would love a part 2
If not, I will ensure we have some more freshly turned vampire fun in other audios!
never wake a sleep walker
With that accent, but a little lighter tone, you could do a Zevran Arainai from Dragon Age ASMR video.....I'd love ❤ that.
Oh interesting thought! I'll look into it :3
First time listen to your voice and story
I hope you enjoyed both! ❤️🐺
Which way are we talking about???
I'm afraid you have Fangs now, the dentist is going to cost a lot more!
@@DadeAudio 😱
I'll pretend I didn't hear that coming from you and you forgot to introduce yourself
Cool one dude. :3
Awww thank you! :3
@@DadeAudio you're welcome ^^
Yar har har har mi lads the Captain Dade is back with a nother astonishing 👏👏👏video i have to say it is sad for me to say i have *sinful* thoughts about this video ye i am a pirate but still this is not ok especially i am a darn suker for french accent and add a deep voice u get captain Dade *french accent* 🤌🤌🤌🤌 the amount of gold debloons this video deserves is unholy
🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙 Wat ye say captain?
My brain: ACT FOOL! ACT FOOL! ACT FOOL !
Ps: i heard a vampire has somehow snuck on our ship do ye have permission to kill thy? Captain Dade? What are ye orders?
Hahha, glad ya enjoyed! Now fork over the debloons! Don't kill the Vampire! lol
@@DadeAudio but Captain he called me a Belgiumrat 🥺 and ofc all the debloons are urs to keep 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙 and the vampire looks a lt like u
🤔 WAIT A DARN SECOND! captain?
@Dolfinlovermylo oh nooooo 🧛♂️🏴☠️
@@DadeAudio oh my it makes sence now Captain you never go outside in the day u never eat with us and there have ben suspicious marks found on the crew and me but why do i have more of them than the crew i counted 35 WHY? HOW? WHEN? Captain Dade i might reconsider i mean if u need blood ill oblige but u have to promis not to drink from the crew*sigh* ill be ur walking blood bag if u wish so eye eye Captain
Do not make me claw you in the face most people call me the cougar and I have not only big claws but sharp teeth as well so don't mess with me if you want to stay alive
A Handsome Vampire In My Bedroom Kissed My Hand And Message My Back And Talking Sweet Things in My Ear
❤
🧛♂️❤️🐺
Don't make me unleash werewolf Benjamin on you because it can happen
Wait you came from France really vampires do not live in the French area they only live in Transylvania just like count Dracula and his bride's
I seriously doubt that besides I'm already taken by somebody else thank you very much and it is not you it is my sweetheart my little Jackie
The only thing I find warm and toasty is my new boyfriend Jack you not so much you are cold and let's face it dead me and vampires do not mix
Hey buddy you don't want to mess with me because I have two guard dogs on my side and they are my brother and new boyfriend
Look shouldn't you be with oh I don't know a vampire girl as you can see I'm still human and proud of it thank you very much there is no way you're turning me into a vampire don't even think about it little mister I have no interest in you so fly away and leave me alone
Reminds of copycat awv
Or the song: copycat .# just saying 😌 🤷 Just saying
I'm gonna have to look those up, don't know them!
Pepe le pew?
No not really and I keep telling you but I already have a boyfriend stop doing that when you get your crazy body off of me man that's sick get away from me
I'm sorry what I didn't catch that what did you say why don't you make like a bat and leave me alone
You are in no relationship with me so fly away bat boy and also I have no interest whatsoever in French vampires they can be such a headache
Sorry were you talking to me because I'm already taken thank you very much what are you doing wait are you removing my hair from my neck
Excuse me say what not going to even think about it nope not my idea of fun nope not really so why don't you oh I don't know go out with a werewolf girl I'm sure there are plenty of other girls to be with besides me
"I punched you because you didn't take me seriously,lamebrain!.