Dual Wielding M60 Machine Guns

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024
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  • @benedictionisbald2727
    @benedictionisbald2727 4 года назад +6790

    Remember, switching to your M60 machine gun is always faster than reloading!

    • @AmyStrikesBack
      @AmyStrikesBack 4 года назад +50

      Reaper 2020

    • @rickclassico5359
      @rickclassico5359 4 года назад +46

      Hahahaha, rip gaz

    • @Westile
      @Westile 4 года назад +13

      Funny but also true unless you're reloading a handgun maybe.

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus 4 года назад +15

      Yeah man, *reloding*

    • @MiguelCastillo-uv1lw
      @MiguelCastillo-uv1lw 4 года назад +31

      Using your knife is even faster... KNIFE THAT WATERMELON

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG 4 года назад +11702

    *Stealth is optional during this mission*
    Me:

    • @kerlongree2243
      @kerlongree2243 4 года назад +179

      New weapon dlc akimbo machineguns

    • @kaiyuanchen2107
      @kaiyuanchen2107 4 года назад +154

      "GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL, GO GET IT"

    • @TweekLudwig
      @TweekLudwig 4 года назад +68

      @@kaiyuanchen2107 "Gage just came in with some new acquisitions. I thought you guys would be interested in 'em." *Akimbo M60s*

    • @banditoshockydrugs4627
      @banditoshockydrugs4627 4 года назад +30

      rambo god mode activated

    • @crusty_cookie3099
      @crusty_cookie3099 4 года назад +21

      Imagine being rambo on a stealth game

  • @nepnep3043
    @nepnep3043 4 года назад +841

    Accuracy doesn't matter when you scare the enemies to death.

    • @creativejay-db7261
      @creativejay-db7261 4 года назад +2

      whahaha I agree 😂

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 4 года назад +57

      Remember kids; Its not the bullet with your name on it you need to worry about. Its the several dozen addressed 'to whom it may concern'.

    • @nepnep3043
      @nepnep3043 4 года назад +6

      @@tanall5959god tier, I salute thee.

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp 4 года назад +8

      Those guns arent made for accuracy anyway.
      They are for surpressing fire

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 4 года назад +7

      @@BadDayLp cs:go pros with razor sharp accuracy and spray controll: are we a joke to you?

  • @snoopbob2834
    @snoopbob2834 3 года назад +1514

    "Grandpa ur missing, shoot the targets not the trees"
    "I aint missin"

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 4 года назад +3589

    "WE'RE SURROUNDED! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!"
    "No we don't, we have Steve!"
    "Who's Steve?!?"
    Steve:

  • @raulrocha6375
    @raulrocha6375 4 года назад +7617

    This guy took America to a whole new level

    • @semihozturk8387
      @semihozturk8387 4 года назад +54

      Level 396

    • @elassfacedeoscarv7156
      @elassfacedeoscarv7156 4 года назад +55

      USA****
      América is an continent

    • @pinina8558
      @pinina8558 4 года назад +68

      @@elassfacedeoscarv7156 "America" is two continents. North America and South America.

    • @elassfacedeoscarv7156
      @elassfacedeoscarv7156 4 года назад +2

      @@pinina8558 no bro

    • @pinina8558
      @pinina8558 4 года назад +21

      @@elassfacedeoscarv7156 ok then, Amerigo Vespucci? I get what your saying maybe. Just exploring your POV. I'm saying that in contemporary English and generally speech, the two are to re regarded as different which is the generally the consensus in most formal speach. Now.... are we talking about Turtle Island etc or are you just geologically/ geographically impaired??

  • @DemonetizationReal
    @DemonetizationReal 4 года назад +3082

    Heavy: "It costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds..."
    Also Heavy:

    • @roke3526
      @roke3526 4 года назад +97

      Scout:"400.000$ huh? Money well spent, fat ass"

    • @gidmichigan1765
      @gidmichigan1765 4 года назад +79

      It's actually cheap, the 7.62 mm costs around 25 cents per bullet. To scale, $400,000 can get you 1,600,000 bullets in which you can fire for a total of 2461 seconds.

    • @The-Singularity-X01
      @The-Singularity-X01 4 года назад +40

      @@gidmichigan1765 41 minutes of continued fire. The barrel would melt LONG before then.

    • @gidmichigan1765
      @gidmichigan1765 4 года назад +30

      ​@@The-Singularity-X01 I know. That's why I said total seconds instead of continuous seconds.

    • @bagel9367
      @bagel9367 4 года назад +13

      @@gidmichigan1765 heavy makes custom bullets

  • @themandalorianranger588
    @themandalorianranger588 3 года назад +469

    *The game: “Please be stealthy, it is not an option.”*
    *Me 12 seconds later:*

    • @HotboxedCoffin
      @HotboxedCoffin Год назад +3

      Weird way to publicly announce your short attention span but ok

    • @MadeInAmerica.
      @MadeInAmerica. Год назад +15

      @@HotboxedCoffin it’s a joke bro chill

    • @youcantakemygoogleaccount2359
      @youcantakemygoogleaccount2359 Год назад +17

      ​@@HotboxedCoffin
      "Drugs won't affect my child"
      The child:

    • @NikoCigoj
      @NikoCigoj Год назад +6

      @@HotboxedCoffin 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @v61kz
      @v61kz Год назад +2

      Old Hitman games (200x) with broken stealth be like😂

  • @wssoup
    @wssoup 4 года назад +1534

    Me: I am being bullied.
    Mom: We have to speak with the bully's parents.
    Dad:

  • @EvanFerrao
    @EvanFerrao 4 года назад +663

    Cops: There is only one armed man remaining, let's get him
    The man: Yes, please

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 4 года назад +6

      Do you always talk in a script-style format or are you just pandering for likes and using over-used comment styles cause you're completely unoriginal?

    • @offlinecommando5839
      @offlinecommando5839 4 года назад +15

      @@DrummerJacob umad

    • @xenowarrior282
      @xenowarrior282 4 года назад +5

      @@offlinecommando5839He ain't wrong tho

    • @EvanFerrao
      @EvanFerrao 4 года назад +9

      @@DrummerJacob how do I not talk in a script style especially in a text based chat?
      I can certainly not type in a story form(don't have time) (plus no one reads crammed stories)
      Please suggest another way of elaborating the exact same thing I said but in a better way according to you

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 года назад

      @brug master I disagree with Jacob but what you said made zero sense lmao

  • @fabianschmid8502
    @fabianschmid8502 4 года назад +1383

    Braking News: Rambos missing brother was found in America

  • @Alticle
    @Alticle 3 года назад +198

    "I want to be like this man when i grow up"

  • @nuggie3905
    @nuggie3905 4 года назад +963

    I feel like if he pointed that down he'd just go flying away.

  • @mr.h1083
    @mr.h1083 4 года назад +270

    “Accuracy is overrated. In the chaos of combat, you might not know where your enemy is. But with enough firepower, you can always make them keep their heads down.”

    • @BreakingWhite
      @BreakingWhite 4 года назад +4

      HA I LIKED THE COMMENT SO NOW IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LIKED YOUR OWN COMMENT AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAA AHHAHAHAHHAHAGAGAG HSHSHDHRHEHSGSEEICIDPWHDCPPWUS

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 года назад +9

      @@BreakingWhite How the hell do people even know if you like your own comments?

    • @BreakingWhite
      @BreakingWhite 4 года назад

      @@Manglet762 you're missing a joke
      but the joke was quite a hard spot so i will not insult you for missing the joke i am just telling you :) have a good day

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 4 года назад +13

      @@BreakingWhite .....no, I knew it was a joke, I just figured I'd use this opportunity to bring up a question I've wanted answered for years, because lots of times I've seen people accusing or insulting others for liking their own comments and I'm scratching head wondering how the hell they know?

    • @ahgetouttaere7808
      @ahgetouttaere7808 4 года назад +16

      @@Manglet762
      Its america dude, people point fingers more often than the entire cuphead gaming series

  • @hunterrulz609
    @hunterrulz609 3 года назад +1242

    "It costs 400 thousand dollars to fire these weapons for 12 seconds."
    This guy is heavy 2.0

    • @russia8526
      @russia8526 3 года назад +27

      I am heavy weapon guy and this ... wait who touch my gun

    • @БиназИбрямова-н6р
      @БиназИбрямова-н6р 3 года назад +14

      It was 6 seconds actually

    • @johntanner2958
      @johntanner2958 3 года назад +7

      Oh my god that is from team fortress two heavy weapons guy

    • @johntanner2958
      @johntanner2958 3 года назад +1

      @@russia8526 I did

    • @WhoIsVirus
      @WhoIsVirus 3 года назад +5

      @@БиназИбрямова-н6р 200 thousand dollars then.

  • @austinkniga-bartlett8657
    @austinkniga-bartlett8657 3 года назад +168

    I'd call this "The Rambo", but he didn't scream while firing.

    • @KhiemNguyen-ly1wz
      @KhiemNguyen-ly1wz 2 года назад +14

      Maybe he did and you just didn't hear it over all the gunshots

    • @Nelson_Win
      @Nelson_Win 5 месяцев назад +3

      RAAAAAAA!!!!!

    • @alexfischer7876
      @alexfischer7876 11 дней назад +1

      That's _Double_ Rambo for you.

  • @game_sgame_s
    @game_sgame_s 3 года назад +958

    All fun and games till he turns around says “ready or not here i come”

    • @johntanner2958
      @johntanner2958 3 года назад +14

      Oh can I play

    • @user-tk5gy1ox6f
      @user-tk5gy1ox6f 3 года назад +8

      John Tanner yea Me to!!

    • @johntanner2958
      @johntanner2958 3 года назад +5

      @@user-tk5gy1ox6f aggreed

    • @user-tk5gy1ox6f
      @user-tk5gy1ox6f 3 года назад +2

      John Tanner Ima be seeker :) **grabs **50.Cal** desert eagle **

    • @johntanner2958
      @johntanner2958 3 года назад +1

      @@user-tk5gy1ox6f oh shizz starts raining like the flash

  • @Shkeli-Man
    @Shkeli-Man 7 лет назад +3482

    This may very well be the manliest thing I've seen this week

    • @BeltFedsComLLC
      @BeltFedsComLLC  7 лет назад +267

      Shekel-Man lol thank you sir

    • @whatmane8515
      @whatmane8515 4 года назад +46

      Have you seen. Man dual wield a barret 50 cal?

    • @Shkeli-Man
      @Shkeli-Man 4 года назад +7

      @@whatmane8515 yea

    • @redhussar1436
      @redhussar1436 4 года назад +13

      You have to do this on horseback with a medival armor :D

    • @leonardochagas9930
      @leonardochagas9930 4 года назад +5

      @@whatmane8515 are you asking to someone to do a fucking backflip without them using their legs?

  • @a.hauptmann8798
    @a.hauptmann8798 6 лет назад +473

    Freedom intensifies

    • @manlyman3635
      @manlyman3635 4 года назад +5

      murica fuck yeah!

    • @carlosalejandroguerrarodri5641
      @carlosalejandroguerrarodri5641 4 года назад +2

      @SumantoxxX XCXX XD

    • @InfiniteDeckhand
      @InfiniteDeckhand 4 года назад +2

      More like, war crimes intensify, lol.

    • @InfiniteDeckhand
      @InfiniteDeckhand 4 года назад

      @Michael Myers The truth is cringe? Mkay.

    • @InfiniteDeckhand
      @InfiniteDeckhand 4 года назад +1

      @Michael Myers My comment was a response to Hauptmann Andrew's comment. The guns themselves have no bearing on it.
      So, my advice to you, don't move the goalposts next time, lol.

  • @imadeyoinoraka779
    @imadeyoinoraka779 3 года назад +131

    Irans when this man gets deployed in the frontlines :
    "oh shit"

    • @eddie1683
      @eddie1683 3 года назад +1

      Wtf is Irans

    • @sadraramezani1711
      @sadraramezani1711 3 года назад +2

      Dude I bet you haven't seen a single Iranian in your life

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 3 года назад +2

      @@sadraramezani1711 It's a joke, calm down bro.

    • @signoresantinoburnett1169
      @signoresantinoburnett1169 Год назад

      Their snipers would make quick work of muscle man.

    • @blixx87
      @blixx87 8 месяцев назад

      We are close to this being reality 2 years later lmfao

  • @hoppeltrottel7484
    @hoppeltrottel7484 4 года назад +433

    Me, a German soldier: "It's not possible for one man to wield two machine guns."
    American soldier: "Hold my two beers."

    • @dasskeleton1053
      @dasskeleton1053 4 года назад +5

      "Hold my .45 acp pistols."

    • @aflhptr3411
      @aflhptr3411 4 года назад +3

      I think your ancestor already did that thing

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 4 года назад +1

      Wait you are from Germany (Deutchland)?

    • @dasskeleton1053
      @dasskeleton1053 4 года назад +1

      @@agente7202 ja)))

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 4 года назад +1

      @@dasskeleton1053 Ja finally a German ppl!

  • @cyberman05
    @cyberman05 4 года назад +402

    "You're aiming in the air" correction he's aiming for the trees.

    • @mreman481
      @mreman481 4 года назад +1

      😳

    • @denzellizasuain563
      @denzellizasuain563 4 года назад

      Correction, hes not aiming at all

    • @Dagulalol2007
      @Dagulalol2007 4 года назад

      Im the like 300 B)

    • @surrealisnt
      @surrealisnt 4 года назад +1

      Viet Cong's: **nervous sweating**

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 4 года назад

      plot twist: Hes shooting Team tree worker so they can't plant anymore

  • @raygunner4970
    @raygunner4970 6 месяцев назад +9

    "I'm being bullied at school. What should I do?"
    Mom: "Tell a teacher."
    Dad: "Kick their asses."
    Grandpa:

  • @rectaalborween8471
    @rectaalborween8471 4 года назад +862

    GOOD LORD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
    An actual RUclips video that just shows the part im interested in. Not 10 minute explenations on what type of gun it is,why the idea would be stupid,where they are training in etc.
    Just pure and simple.

    • @GhostofTradition
      @GhostofTradition 4 года назад +27

      yes old RUclips is great!

    • @Isaac-ho8gh
      @Isaac-ho8gh 4 года назад +12

      Then find anti-intellectual content instead of trying to make more intellectual types of RUclipsrs in the gun industry be simplistic lol

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +9

      GOOD LORD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
      It's the same comment I saw somewhere else, but even more stupid.

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice 4 года назад +5

      HEY THERE MY NAME IS ANNOYINGRUclipsR#23542 AND LET ME TALK ABOUT MY PRONOUNS AND HOW MUCH I LOVE GOOGLE!

    • @Isaac-ho8gh
      @Isaac-ho8gh 4 года назад +12

      @@MrJustonemorevoice wtf, this is about people talking "too much".

  • @Edward-rg1od
    @Edward-rg1od 4 года назад +77

    The only thing missing is having Hulk Hogan's theme playing in the background.

  • @JohntavionquaviousPringle
    @JohntavionquaviousPringle 4 года назад +332

    GTA V police: there’s one man left, he’s dead now! Move in!
    The level 700 online player:

  • @NageGames
    @NageGames 3 года назад +1193

    "How to stop overpopulation"
    Google:stop making babies
    Bing:

    • @undzentro2396
      @undzentro2396 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shadowguy7991
      @shadowguy7991 3 года назад +31

      Bing wins

    • @gerardorodruiguez5928
      @gerardorodruiguez5928 3 года назад +18

      Fire Fox: Spanish Flu Part II

    • @l_Multico
      @l_Multico 3 года назад +5

      UN: We need to stop overpopulation lets improve sexual education and family plans.
      Malthus:

    • @tacticalfall4505
      @tacticalfall4505 3 года назад +4

      Depends on how fast you want the results

  • @probablyworth3088
    @probablyworth3088 4 года назад +1771

    The jungle: *speaks vietnamese*
    U.S Marines: 0:06

  • @bigdaddydonald3112
    @bigdaddydonald3112 7 лет назад +1015

    When you see some Charlies in a tree

  • @g6ated
    @g6ated 4 года назад +103

    0:06 “ people can outsmart me, but can you outsmart bullet”

    • @n1kx579
      @n1kx579 4 года назад +15

      "Some people think that they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart a bullet."

    • @flopfloppa5307
      @flopfloppa5307 4 года назад

      True

    • @reshzy3807
      @reshzy3807 4 года назад +1

      @@n1kx579 lol I can outsmart bullet _uses dead ringer*_

    • @n1kx579
      @n1kx579 4 года назад +1

      @@reshzy3807 haha nobody knows that im alive
      *Notifies the whole universe with the annoying loud noise*

    • @dragonarchive7443
      @dragonarchive7443 4 года назад +1

      * uses ubercharge *
      I outsmart boolet

  • @tylenolthecrayola
    @tylenolthecrayola 3 года назад +18

    This guy is like that pro that helps you when you start off in a game

  • @mrholysoup8498
    @mrholysoup8498 4 года назад +196

    “A gun cant solve a problem. Use double”
    -sun tzu

    • @Towerofterrorfan21
      @Towerofterrorfan21 4 года назад +7

      And if that don't work. Use more gun

    • @tmwarthunder1016
      @tmwarthunder1016 4 года назад +4

      @@Towerofterrorfan21 or if that still doesn't work, use the A-10 Warthog's rotary Gattling-type 30mm-barrels-of-American-Freedom

    • @Sp1Tz_2nd
      @Sp1Tz_2nd 3 года назад +3

      @@Towerofterrorfan21 -TF2, Engineer

    • @absboodoo
      @absboodoo 3 года назад +2

      Sun Tzu is Orks confirmed.

    • @boerbol9422
      @boerbol9422 3 года назад

      Lol🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

  • @atharvabhokse
    @atharvabhokse 4 года назад +124

    They say his arms are still sore to this day.

    • @BreakingWhite
      @BreakingWhite 4 года назад +2

      Your a bitch

    • @Stephenp503
      @Stephenp503 4 года назад +8

      @@BreakingWhite what? How? Also, it's you're.

    • @BreakingWhite
      @BreakingWhite 4 года назад +2

      @@Stephenp503 lol mate im just joking around i made that "your" mistake as a joke

    • @theburningman5047
      @theburningman5047 4 года назад

      His arms are made of concrete, just look at this guy

  • @brik3430
    @brik3430 4 года назад +225

    nobody:
    Doom Slayer:

    • @mr.noir98
      @mr.noir98 4 года назад +7

      doom slayer dual wields double barrel shotguns, not m60s

    • @ewokgaming832
      @ewokgaming832 4 года назад +2

      Rip and Tear, baby!

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 4 года назад

      The true American hero

    • @Aceace-dd7bo
      @Aceace-dd7bo 4 года назад

      I can't escape that name... I actually do not have a problem with that...

    • @adonutlol1697
      @adonutlol1697 4 года назад

      I’m pretty Chief roughy dual wielding to the table, if only he dual wielded m60s.

  • @Wolfram_von_Richthofen
    @Wolfram_von_Richthofen 3 года назад +48

    "This is America,but one level higher"

    • @Believer_in.Christ
      @Believer_in.Christ 3 года назад +1

      How’bout like 5 levels Higher I’d say

    • @tomnguyen9931
      @tomnguyen9931 4 месяца назад

      One well placed aim shot it better than 200 rounds belt.

  • @StepVibes
    @StepVibes 4 года назад +165

    "Welcome to The Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
    *Me:*

    • @heyitshunter8010
      @heyitshunter8010 4 года назад +5

      How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.

    • @kaibean8046
      @kaibean8046 4 года назад +4

      @@heyitshunter8010 Yeah, so?

    • @StepVibes
      @StepVibes 4 года назад +6

      @@kaibean8046 Without any milk...

    • @cheekibreeki6419
      @cheekibreeki6419 4 года назад +4

      @@StepVibes uhh right this way sir

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 4 года назад +1

      @@StepVibes you are truly worthy

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 4 года назад +171

    "youre aimin in the air"
    "well tell me where do planes fly?"

  • @gewar9702
    @gewar9702 4 года назад +186

    Mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid?
    The neighbors kid:

    • @Cara_de_Poker
      @Cara_de_Poker 4 года назад +6

      uhhhhh he is incredible

    • @vm8856
      @vm8856 4 года назад +5

      truth be told i would GLADLY play with that kid

    • @vm8856
      @vm8856 4 года назад +4

      But just approach him from where he cant shoot me

    • @syedamofarzzalahkhatun6974
      @syedamofarzzalahkhatun6974 4 года назад +4

      Is he American?

    • @purpleey
      @purpleey 4 года назад

      The neighbors kids dad*

  • @isaiahthegamer1405
    @isaiahthegamer1405 3 года назад +35

    0:06 my dad when he gets a call from school

  • @dripjesus413
    @dripjesus413 4 года назад +67

    This is perfect for “approves in badass” and “me and the boys”.

    • @canariopintado9929
      @canariopintado9929 4 года назад +2

      Me and the boys after playing tetris for five minutes:

  • @aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085
    @aburnoutfailurewithsomemem3085 4 года назад +271

    0:05 Dads when they meet their daughters boyfriend

  • @bedrockcastle777
    @bedrockcastle777 4 года назад +835

    Nobody:
    What other countries imagine America to be like:

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 4 года назад +54

      What America imagines Russia is like:

    • @SuperLegend1962
      @SuperLegend1962 4 года назад +20

      What Brazil is like:

    • @SeaBassChin
      @SeaBassChin 4 года назад +47

      Imagine? No this IS America

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 4 года назад +1

      Wdym
      Theyre right

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 4 года назад

      @1aHamza it's a joke, don't take this seriously :)

  • @joykumarasem8366
    @joykumarasem8366 Год назад +3

    Enemy: “Don’t worry, they’re only sending one soldier.”
    The one soldier:

  • @TheDiamondFish
    @TheDiamondFish 4 года назад +785

    Nobody:
    The quiet kid after someone insults him for being quiet:

    • @redfoxboiyt3198
      @redfoxboiyt3198 4 года назад +5

      Or maybe me when I wake up

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 4 года назад +8

      This joke is so overdone

    • @frizzy9506
      @frizzy9506 3 года назад

      😂😂

    • @high3747
      @high3747 3 года назад +1

      @B.J or Your Last Day Of School!
      You are gonna Have So Much Fun
      But It’s Not Your Last Day So Keep Dreaming About It

    • @Asgretalos
      @Asgretalos 3 года назад +1

      The Teacher would do it obviously

  • @VotingHarmony
    @VotingHarmony 4 года назад +148

    Nobody:
    Rambo: *dual wields m60’s*

  • @paulgrieser790
    @paulgrieser790 4 года назад +96

    I like how after shooting all those bullets the guy at the end goes: “You got one...” 😂

  • @khanjal8610
    @khanjal8610 3 года назад +7

    *Dual M60*
    I'm gonna feel the power of Rambo

  • @willyboy2902
    @willyboy2902 4 года назад +100

    Germany:yes we are about to win the war
    America and the Soviet Union:

    • @Rusielle
      @Rusielle 4 года назад

      @Junior santos and your point is?

    • @wiliam--dy1fv
      @wiliam--dy1fv 4 года назад

      @Junior santos si

    • @jennytulls6369
      @jennytulls6369 4 года назад

      ​@Junior santos And also the shortened name of a country

    • @wiliam--dy1fv
      @wiliam--dy1fv 4 года назад

      @RUclipsr’s first Videos known
      ruclips.net/video/U06jlgpMtQs/видео.html

    • @maverick4255
      @maverick4255 4 года назад

      @RUclipsr’s first Videos known Soviets couldn't have done shit without the lend lease you ignorant fuck.

  • @ilikesultanas7965
    @ilikesultanas7965 4 года назад +103

    the sound of a mosquito when lm trying to sleep
    me that can’t handle it anymore:

  • @ThunderWolfUE
    @ThunderWolfUE 4 года назад +865

    *We're reaching america levels that shouldn't even be possibel*

    • @joseocasio3740
      @joseocasio3740 4 года назад +19

      He's too dangerous to be kept alive

    • @maicoxmauler2825
      @maicoxmauler2825 4 года назад +13

      Now we just need someone with a jawline strong enough to clamp down on a third trigger

    • @3ll15-01
      @3ll15-01 4 года назад +4

      possibel

    • @tomaslaureiro9742
      @tomaslaureiro9742 4 года назад +2

      Finish the school pls

    • @GreenSmurf_
      @GreenSmurf_ 4 года назад +1

      How old are you? No wonder why you think that lol.

  • @term0s
    @term0s 3 года назад +9

    This is just Sam Stone without his clothes and red sneakers lol.

  • @therealgeneralMacArthur
    @therealgeneralMacArthur 3 года назад +166

    Marx: "we must get rid of class"
    Americans:

  • @jakethesnakelord
    @jakethesnakelord 4 года назад +350

    If this isn't 'merican, I really dont know what is.

    • @Bdelliumharts
      @Bdelliumharts 4 года назад +3

      Aiming in the air

    • @LockenJohny101
      @LockenJohny101 4 года назад +7

      Well he isnt morbidly obese so ye... not 100% american

    • @jakethesnakelord
      @jakethesnakelord 4 года назад +6

      @@LockenJohny101 hey, not every american is obese... but your half right lol

    • @baskapat5239
      @baskapat5239 4 года назад +5

      If it's black people then it's Africa.

    • @Zenniter
      @Zenniter 4 года назад

      America is duel mini guns

  • @oreodealer6yearsago718
    @oreodealer6yearsago718 4 года назад +75

    Don’t worry, they’re only sending one guy.
    The one guy:

  • @DaMasonJar
    @DaMasonJar 4 месяца назад +1

    *Shoots hundreds of bullets*
    Random dude: "Got ONE"

  • @sacredsynth2644
    @sacredsynth2644 7 лет назад +211

    Run into a jungle full of VCs with that

  • @Alphaismo
    @Alphaismo 4 года назад +78

    Quiet kid: (pulls out lunch box from his backpack)
    What class thinks he'll do:

    • @extravenusiano6352
      @extravenusiano6352 4 года назад +2

      What has inside lunch box:

    • @Deatlod
      @Deatlod 4 года назад +2

      @@kaden694 dont forget his notebook full of names

    • @lqck285
      @lqck285 4 года назад

      Plot twist: this guy is a quiet kid and is trying to defend his kin

  • @garandalf7732
    @garandalf7732 4 года назад +64

    *in thick russian accent* "I AM YET TO MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART BOOLET."

  • @mohammedmoneef7927
    @mohammedmoneef7927 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro this man has the Actual balls that can DUAL WIELD TWO HEAVY MACHINE GUNS WITHOUT RECOIL This man Can literally punch trees and breaks them like he's training to fight demons he deserves respect

  • @ulwimi_oluninzi
    @ulwimi_oluninzi 4 года назад +101

    Psychologist: Modern Rambo doesn't exist, he can't hurt you...
    Bad Guy: Okay
    Modern Rambo:

  • @donosporidium
    @donosporidium 4 года назад +61

    He never fell back due to his titanium balls holding him down

  • @Spitfire__1944
    @Spitfire__1944 4 года назад +111

    The World: "Define America"
    Me: "Watch this"

    • @somedudefromapharmacy
      @somedudefromapharmacy 4 года назад

      I don’t define America (someone’s gonna r/whooosh me, I just know it)

    • @lesymon8483
      @lesymon8483 4 года назад

      @@somedudefromapharmacy i didn't understand what you tried to say, also i'm no cring so i won't r/wooosh you

    • @yesmybagel2751
      @yesmybagel2751 4 года назад

      @@somedudefromapharmacy what are you trying to say?

  • @eeyorehaferbock7870
    @eeyorehaferbock7870 10 месяцев назад +2

    “A gunzerker who dual-wields two Vladof miniguns is a force to be reckoned with.”
    -Borderlands 2 loading screen text

    • @KDAVII
      @KDAVII 2 месяца назад

      Lmao, it was the first thing that came to my mind as a gunzerker player lol

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 4 года назад +116

    He looks like he is prepared to spread freedom and democracy.

    • @Live-qf2lg
      @Live-qf2lg 4 года назад +1

      So... are ya gonna say the thing?

    • @bobnoboss
      @bobnoboss 3 года назад

      he is

    • @thewisegoat2954
      @thewisegoat2954 3 года назад +1

      No it's a republic not democracy there is a difference

  • @Grolix.
    @Grolix. 4 года назад +25

    Game: *Gives me a full tutorial on how to be a silent assassin in their game
    Me:

    • @moth4434
      @moth4434 4 года назад +4

      Game: stealth is optional
      Me: *loads LMG with hostile intent*

  • @alteregold4814
    @alteregold4814 4 года назад +97

    "You got the akimbo perk there bud"

  • @mariobroboi3614
    @mariobroboi3614 3 года назад +2

    everybody gangsta till that guy with duel m60s appears

  • @artilleryproductions6107
    @artilleryproductions6107 4 года назад +83

    Cod players:
    Hack, you can only have akimbo on secondary weapons

  • @SectionTheProtogen
    @SectionTheProtogen 4 года назад +126

    Private: There in the trees!!!
    Sergeant: Stand back Private
    Private: what are you doing with those M60s sir?!?
    Sergeant: They can’t be in the trees if there are no trees!

    • @platinumgames1314
      @platinumgames1314 4 года назад

      Noice

    • @DaelLessons
      @DaelLessons 4 года назад

      He could've just used an M9 Grenade that could've been faster

    • @yurialexandre2037
      @yurialexandre2037 4 года назад

      @@DaelLessons But that wasn't going to be fun

    • @DaelLessons
      @DaelLessons 4 года назад

      @@yurialexandre2037 at least you get to see their bodies burn

    • @ironcland1256
      @ironcland1256 4 года назад

      @@DaelLessons or call a napalm airstrike

  • @luunor
    @luunor 4 года назад +131

    women: isn't it funny how we live longer than men?
    *also men*

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 4 года назад +8

      *also men*??? That doesnt even make sense. You dont even seem to know how to copy and paste the overused script-style comment to do it properly.
      Getting so tired of everyone trying to pander for likes by writing tiny little scripts and now people like you cant even do it right.

    • @Superchief-bk4wf
      @Superchief-bk4wf 4 года назад +1

      @@DrummerJacob 😂

    • @fairplay7926
      @fairplay7926 4 года назад +5

      @@DrummerJacob
      Go outside. Oh wait, nvm

    • @iamfunnierthan2476
      @iamfunnierthan2476 4 года назад

      @@DrummerJacob imagine getting this triggered

    • @TheShinyZoroark_
      @TheShinyZoroark_ 4 года назад

      @@DrummerJacob hey bro, chill, it's just a random youtube comment, are you okay?

  • @ryangoodatfortnite
    @ryangoodatfortnite 3 года назад +5

    “Tell me you live in America without telling me you live in America”

  • @timothyp.1392
    @timothyp.1392 4 года назад +109

    Environmentalist: Oh look a spider.
    Me: 0:06

    • @Habsolutely
      @Habsolutely 4 года назад +5

      Litterer: imma just drop this cup here
      Me:

    • @gorftollisorn7117
      @gorftollisorn7117 4 года назад +4

      0:06

    • @Spook_Boi
      @Spook_Boi 4 года назад +2

      *we cant expect god to do all the work*

    • @DaelLessons
      @DaelLessons 4 года назад

      You wasted too much ammo for 1 spider XD

    • @specialism640
      @specialism640 4 года назад

      @@DaelLessons no, it's too little amount of ammo for 1 spider

  • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen9437
    @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen9437 4 года назад +32

    "no full auto in buddings"
    "im not full autoing, its not full auto"
    "thats not full auto?"
    " *this is* "

  • @SpooderOfficial
    @SpooderOfficial 4 года назад +41

    This is the most American thing I have ever seen

  • @thecinnamonduck730
    @thecinnamonduck730 Год назад +1

    enemy in war: we’ll win, they’re only sending one soldier.
    *the one soldier*

  • @erasedalexxis
    @erasedalexxis 4 года назад +96

    "Remember, no russian."

    • @SolaceGi
      @SolaceGi 4 года назад +3

      *sad FPS Russia noises*

    • @mr-uw4vl
      @mr-uw4vl 4 года назад +1

      А можно по русски коль про нас заговорил

    • @Nightprideenclave_studio
      @Nightprideenclave_studio 4 года назад

      Hahaha

    • @MIGHTYxMUKESH
      @MIGHTYxMUKESH 4 года назад

      President Putin wants to know your location 😡

  • @lendleguanzon4753
    @lendleguanzon4753 4 года назад +6

    The dual barrett 50. cal guy: Finally, a worth opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @nandojansen
    @nandojansen 4 года назад +18

    The guy in the back “GOT ONE”

  • @talladegabishop7045
    @talladegabishop7045 3 года назад +2

    am I the only one that always thinks of Rambo anytime I hear the word “M60”?

  • @why_tho...
    @why_tho... 3 года назад +5

    RUclips recommendation is crazy but this man is on another level

  • @vik5592
    @vik5592 4 года назад +20

    This man is holding 80k$ each hand. The 45 pounds that he is holding is worth more than my car.

  • @abdelkhalil.1
    @abdelkhalil.1 4 года назад +7

    That “got one” at the end is the cherry on top

    • @turricanrocks1552
      @turricanrocks1552 4 года назад +1

      Great, now I can't unsee Barney from Half-Life with an M60.....
      Would be amazing if he used an M60 though, ESPECIALLY the M60-E6!

  • @lucid4851
    @lucid4851 3 года назад +7

    I'm surprised he managed to do that while I cant even keep the recoil of a glock stable

    • @TiberiusMachado
      @TiberiusMachado 9 месяцев назад

      In fairness he looks like about 6'3 and 270
      And the damn things are so heavy there almost no recoil

  • @memeblox4517
    @memeblox4517 4 года назад +54

    Me: searchs how to stop getting bullied
    google: best tips for friendship
    bing:

  • @reljajacimovic3468
    @reljajacimovic3468 4 года назад +31

    First there's Jamal saying "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes"in my recommended, then there is a guy playing The Imperial March on a coffee stirrer, and then there is this guy dual wielding m60's. What does youtube think i am?

  • @The_Veiju
    @The_Veiju 4 года назад +97

    i'm detecting a large amount of energy from phantom forces players crying in the shower

    • @Omen-Studios
      @Omen-Studios 4 года назад +9

      M60 is autism in PF

    • @justinhurwanto3566
      @justinhurwanto3566 4 года назад +3

      A TO THE MEN, HOMIE!!!!!
      You play PF too?

    • @spongeboy7744
      @spongeboy7744 4 года назад +3

      Everyone complained when they were about to nerf m60 so they didn't nerf it bruh

    • @bradyn4212
      @bradyn4212 4 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @bradyn4212
      @bradyn4212 4 года назад +2

      @@spongeboy7744 they nerfed the penetration though I think

  • @Ewyn4851
    @Ewyn4851 3 года назад +3

    Kid:Mom, can we have Rambo
    Mom:No we have Rambo at home
    The Rambo at home:

  • @ryarod
    @ryarod 4 года назад +9

    May I just say thought that I envy this man's arms on a visceral level.

  • @Seeker_903
    @Seeker_903 4 года назад +39

    I hate that person that said, “you’re aiming in the air” they just ruined the moment.

    • @alexrusset8614
      @alexrusset8614 4 года назад +1

      It was a valid remark for safety's sake.

    • @Seeker_903
      @Seeker_903 3 года назад

      Still he ruined a real Rambo moment

  • @appl_juice4738
    @appl_juice4738 4 года назад +29

    How feels to chew five gum

  • @erodoeht4666
    @erodoeht4666 3 года назад +1

    That was the most genuine look I’ve seen on someone’s face...

  • @ihaveeatencheese8878
    @ihaveeatencheese8878 4 года назад +9

    Game: Stealth is optional!
    Me: **INTENSE FREEDOM*

  • @phoenixgaming9664
    @phoenixgaming9664 4 года назад +57

    Me: getting tortured in CODM by akimbo fennic
    Developers: Let's add akimbo in a LMG

    • @foff1356
      @foff1356 4 года назад

      The pain

    • @fx_1513
      @fx_1513 4 года назад

      Yeh was thinking the same
      It's pretty much impossible to find CoDM ppl here

    • @aliansyaagusta17
      @aliansyaagusta17 4 года назад

      Lol ikr

    • @Youmanmerc5
      @Youmanmerc5 4 года назад

      Imagine they add double chopper

    • @SZero07
      @SZero07 4 года назад +1

      And now it is nerf

  • @__krak3n__413
    @__krak3n__413 4 года назад +10

    Imagine calling his name and he turns to you

  • @TeufelHunden927
    @TeufelHunden927 4 месяца назад

    The “got one” at the end killed me.

  • @paintedmikato1657
    @paintedmikato1657 4 года назад +5

    Imagine the fun of double wielding those M60s in the medieval era

    • @JulianAl-s4i
      @JulianAl-s4i 5 месяцев назад

      That was fun to imagine … just can’t even
      Think of that joy

  • @Joege
    @Joege 4 года назад +7

    When you know the enemy is behind a thin wall

  • @jdpoquiz9880
    @jdpoquiz9880 4 года назад +4

    Its so funny at the end when one of them said '' got one ''
    all of that shot was for one bullet to hit the target LMAO

  • @norp12
    @norp12 3 года назад +2

    Me trying to complete the stealth mission
    My friends:

  • @Weddlz-
    @Weddlz- 4 года назад +8

    This is in my recommended...
    I guess I'm the "quiet kid" now.