Here’s how you remove the curse: Crowdfund to reinstate the original kfc store Fish out the hand and glasses Place the complete statue where it stood Defile Ronald McDonald statue in plain view of the colonel as a sacrifice, tweet the event @ the spice girls Or Just hire another American slugger I dunno, whichever’s easier.
Mr Pterodactyl it’s said most gang members have a colonel tattoo that they rub like Buddha before they do drivebys . Everyone knows colonial gives you strength
>The curse was broken in 2023 when the Tigers won Game 7 of the 2023 Japan Series for their first NPB championship since 1985.[4] Fans again gathered and celebrated in Dōtonbori after the 2023 title win and threw a fan cosplaying as the Colonel into the river in reference to the curse.[14] These fuckers!
@@homeaccount5206 shiiit! I just commented the same thing under a comment in jackass 2's riot control stunt. Someone said something along the lines of "hopefully rubber bullets aren't used on us," the universe always finds balance.
I'm a Japanese Tigers fan!🐯 Thank you for sharing with all of us the story that is so integral to the Tigers! We Tigers fans mourn every time the Tigers fail to win a championship, wondering when the curse will be lifted. Also, there's no doubt that BASS-san is very popular. I was born in 1991, but I know him as a matter of course. I can say with certainty that there is not a Tigers fan who does not know BASS-san. If we were to make his number 44 a retired number right now, and erect a "golden BASS statue" next to the stadium, no Tigers fan would complain. LOL If you ever come to Japan when the current difficulties are resolved, please come and watch a Tigers game. When you do, you will be greeted by the most passionate baseball fans in the world! 👍
Hey, look at the silver lining and be thankful....ish that you're not dealing with a Colonel Onrio. Probably best to stay away from messing with the clown, or the ginger girl with the pig tails (is Wendie's in Japan?)
@@Amadeo790 Wendy's does have Japan branches, though they are owned by a Japanese chain restaurant called First Kitchen. Japan's shorthand for Wendy's is "Fakin," which is an abbreviation of "First Kitchen."
During the short time I lived in Osaka, I became a huge Tigers fan having heard about this story. What I found the most hilarious though was the fact that there's a KFC in Koshien Stadium with a custom Colonel Sanders in his own Hanshin Tigers uniform.
being a Japanese, I'm surprised how well this episode is thoroughly researched and everything said in this are true. I enjoy your channel a lot, keep up the good work cheers from Japan👍
Right! Check out his video on the wrestling genius! I'm not into any sports at all but now I have a favorite (Russian) wrestler and favorite (Japanese) baseball team 😂
The curse has finally been lifted! The Tigers have won the Japan Series 4-3, beating the Orix Buffaloes 7-1 in the seventh game of the series on November 5 2023, ending the 38 year curse!
Seeing as this happened in Japan, I would think shinto played some part in how this curse affected fans. That statue was imbued with a living spirit. A finger-licking good one at that.
Draw a pentagram with all 11 spices and place a chicken with its neck slit in the middle of the pentagram. Then get the sunscreen that’ll make you smell like chicken and draw markings on your faces with it.
Me: pssh, being cursed by a statue of a chicken mascot is nuts! Also me, from the Chicago area: We did it, after like 100 years we finally beat that curse the goat put on the cubs!
Girls with time machine: wow! I'm going to visit my favourite singer's first concert! Boys with time machine: No, no! Don't throw this KFC statue in the canal! Your team gonna be cursed!
As always you make some of the most hilarious videos that I and many other of people enjoy, I always look forward to more of this your Awesome, Good Job! 👍
As a kid I remember watching Randy Bass play in Denver, Colorado in the late '70's/early '80's. We were the minor league farm team for the Montreal Expos back then. In 2 years in Denver, Bass hit .333 with almost 40 home runs per season in a 120 game schedule. In Japan he hit .389 one year with about 50 home runs. He was also inducted into the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame in 2023 and served in the Oklahoma State Senate after his baseball career.
I love how it got progressively more weird and random. You can't make this shit up. The fact is stranger than fiction. The Colonel turns out to be Col. Sanders, and the cursed party is a JAPANESE BASEBALL TEAM. I didn't even know they played baseball in Japan.
been here from the start. youll hit 500k in NO TIME. cant wait to see you making guest spots all over and such, all the spoils of a great youtuber. you deserve it.
I've recently discovered your channel and literally laugh out loud at the way you present these stories! A fine example as to why the Irish are one of the most loved people in the world. Thank you!
2:24 I love your dedication qxir, this is as close to weeabo things as you can do, the japanese will be happy to honor you as Ambassador of Japan and treat you with delicious sake and sushi
"It's a well-known fact that, in life, Col. Sanders hated canals. Indeed, the last two letters of KFC actually stand for 'Fuck Canals.'" See, this is the kind of humor I appreciate you for 😂
When I heard you say Colonel, I thought this video was about Colonel Sanders. I said to myself "there's no way it would be about that", but after you said that it was about KFC; I paused the video and just started laughing.
This is bordering on the occult. Imagine having a shrine alter in the closet with a small Colonel Sanders statue and candles. Singing spice girls songs backwards. Deep stuff.
Colonel Sanders is in reality a powerful water god. Throwing him into the canal re-energized his true form, leading to him bearing his wrath on the team
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O secend well its somthing keep up the good vids
Demon Core t shirt with Rufus mode in the back :v
Ooohh i realize the Silver Spoon reference now
Hey, can you please link that version of "take this bottle" that you have used in the outro? It sounds great.
can we get a Waco
Here’s how you remove the curse:
Crowdfund to reinstate the original kfc store
Fish out the hand and glasses
Place the complete statue where it stood
Defile Ronald McDonald statue in plain view of the colonel as a sacrifice, tweet the event @ the spice girls
Or
Just hire another American slugger
I dunno, whichever’s easier.
“Defile Ronald McDonald”
“I’m lovin’ it”
If the Hanshin Tigers haven't found anyone to defile the clown statue yet, I would like to volunteer to ejaculate in and around his stupid eye.
I think you just need a white guy who wears glasses to chop off his left hand.
666 baby!
"Anyone who find the lost Colonel Sanders hand would possess the power of God"
The Pope - 1237
"Maybe they're just shit"
Qxir - 2019
@ComocosonoEWL you’ll probably get at _least,_ like, 5 yen.
Dies Irae...Dies Irae...
@@CleetusGlobin attempted ttt
-albert einstien 1969
I would give any amount of money to have that painting, There is no better way to ride into combat than on the back of the colonel.
Mr Pterodactyl it’s said most gang members have a colonel tattoo that they rub like Buddha before they do drivebys . Everyone knows colonial gives you strength
America: oh hey randy nice lawn..
Japan:
RANDYYYY BASSSUUUUUU *KNEELS DOWN AND SCREAMS*
BAASSSSSSSUUUIUSANNNNUUU
*screams in Japanese*
RRRRAAAAAANNNNNDDDYYYY BASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
YAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII
Un-ironically genius
The curse is over!
Bear in mind that Randy Bass was inducted into the Hall of Fame this year as well.
That's what broke the curse. I had a feeling when they announced his election into the hall of fame
Speaking of Bass, his last MLB team also WON the World Series as well!
>The curse was broken in 2023 when the Tigers won Game 7 of the 2023 Japan Series for their first NPB championship since 1985.[4] Fans again gathered and celebrated in Dōtonbori after the 2023 title win and threw a fan cosplaying as the Colonel into the river in reference to the curse.[14]
These fuckers!
The way you make these stories come to life is amazing. Seriously underated channel, keep up the good work!
Thank you
Agreed.
Agreed
agreed.
Wish I could heart this comment instead of just thumbs up
If this isn't a substory in yakuza 7, we riot
its actually a substory on Sonic Adventure (no joke is true)
@@superninja252 🤣 i got to see this
There was actually reference to the sunken statue in Yakuza 0, when they take Majima down to the Colosseum
this did not age well lol
@@homeaccount5206 shiiit! I just commented the same thing under a comment in jackass 2's riot control stunt. Someone said something along the lines of "hopefully rubber bullets aren't used on us," the universe always finds balance.
I'm a Japanese Tigers fan!🐯
Thank you for sharing with all of us the story that is so integral to the Tigers!
We Tigers fans mourn every time the Tigers fail to win a championship, wondering when the curse will be lifted.
Also, there's no doubt that BASS-san is very popular.
I was born in 1991, but I know him as a matter of course.
I can say with certainty that there is not a Tigers fan who does not know BASS-san.
If we were to make his number 44 a retired number right now, and erect a "golden BASS statue" next to the stadium, no Tigers fan would complain. LOL
If you ever come to Japan when the current difficulties are resolved, please come and watch a Tigers game.
When you do, you will be greeted by the most passionate baseball fans in the world! 👍
Hey, look at the silver lining and be thankful....ish that you're not dealing with a Colonel Onrio. Probably best to stay away from messing with the clown, or the ginger girl with the pig tails (is Wendie's in Japan?)
I know I'm a year late but what if putting up a statue of Bass-san will lift the curse?
@@OGbluetooth_ heyyy now that's not a bad idea 🤔
@@Amadeo790 Wendy's does have Japan branches, though they are owned by a Japanese chain restaurant called First Kitchen. Japan's shorthand for Wendy's is "Fakin," which is an abbreviation of "First Kitchen."
I laughed so hard that they were calling out look a likes had no white people so over went colonel Sanders 😅😭
During the short time I lived in Osaka, I became a huge Tigers fan having heard about this story. What I found the most hilarious though was the fact that there's a KFC in Koshien Stadium with a custom Colonel Sanders in his own Hanshin Tigers uniform.
Got to admit, that is pretty funny.......but then did the Colonel technically become a Yokai/Kami now? XD
@@Amadeo790 when?
Always has been
And somehow, that curse was broken last night after 38 years. Tigers have won Nippon Series !!!
being a Japanese, I'm surprised how well this episode is thoroughly researched and everything said in this are true.
I enjoy your channel a lot, keep up the good work cheers from Japan👍
I don’t like sports, but after this, I’ve become a tigers fan.
im feelin it
im feelin IT
Right! Check out his video on the wrestling genius! I'm not into any sports at all but now I have a favorite (Russian) wrestler and favorite (Japanese) baseball team 😂
The curse has finally been lifted! The Tigers have won the Japan Series 4-3, beating the Orix Buffaloes 7-1 in the seventh game of the series on November 5 2023, ending the 38 year curse!
Nice. W
Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series in 2023! the curse is officially over!!!!
Tales of bottle episode uploaded
Me : happiness noises
Tales of bottle?
Tales from the bottle...
Come on man it's in the title
Me: Holy sheep it ANOTHER UPLOAD FROM QIXR
Ha ha ha
@@katfiddler7971 tale of bottle
Seeing as this happened in Japan, I would think shinto played some part in how this curse affected fans. That statue was imbued with a living spirit. A finger-licking good one at that.
Tigers won the 2023 Japan Series!
The curse seems to be finally broken. Champions again!
"Indeed, the last two letters of KFC actually stand for 'fuck canals'."
Starting to love this channel.
😂
Maybe we should make a blood offering to please the colonel
CHICKEN FOR THE CHICKEN GOD
ALL HAIL THE HERBS AND SPICES
Draw a pentagram with all 11 spices and place a chicken with its neck slit in the middle of the pentagram. Then get the sunscreen that’ll make you smell like chicken and draw markings on your faces with it.
@@j3.199 FEATHERS FOR THE FEATHER COOP
Yeeeeeyh
Me: pssh, being cursed by a statue of a chicken mascot is nuts!
Also me, from the Chicago area: We did it, after like 100 years we finally beat that curse the goat put on the cubs!
Girls with time machine: wow! I'm going to visit my favourite singer's first concert!
Boys with time machine: No, no! Don't throw this KFC statue in the canal! Your team gonna be cursed!
A Russian and a Furry, 2 things that were never meant to be together.
If I went back in time the things I would do would be far more evil than visiting my favorite singers first concert. Lol.
These videos are gold.
Your drawings make me crack up. when you said "they were jumpin' in the canal again" i burst out laughing uncontrollably
As always you make some of the most hilarious videos that I and many other of people enjoy,
I always look forward to more of this your Awesome,
Good Job! 👍
The tigers fans sound like the Japan equivalent to eagles fans
Chad Buffenmyer lmao
As an eagles fan, this is accurate
Don't compare the tigers to the eagles they've won
As a kid I remember watching Randy Bass play in Denver, Colorado in the late '70's/early '80's. We were the minor league farm team for the Montreal Expos back then. In 2 years in Denver, Bass hit .333 with almost 40 home runs per season in a 120 game schedule. In Japan he hit .389 one year with about 50 home runs. He was also inducted into the Japanese Baseball Hall of Fame in 2023 and served in the Oklahoma State Senate after his baseball career.
Something bad but not that bad happens:
Japanese people: *Commits sudoku*
Not to be confused with the Word Game seppuku
@@baron6541 haha brilliant
Commits isekaied
@@baron6541 to be fair it isnt words, it's numbers :)
If steinbrenner were japanese lol
I dont know if its the drawing or your voice but i just love the stories told by you!
Might save it for when i gotta sleep tho
'maybe they're just shit' you had me laughing so hard. The Irish accent helped too
I've been here long enough to have a bottle ready to go when a new video comes out. Always a pleasure.
The curse has broken.
Oh man. This one had me laughing so hard that I cried. I REALLY needed that. I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time. Thank you.
"....and fucked it into the canal" LMAO!
God, I love these videos
THE CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN
2:56
"HANSHIN TIGER!"
"REH WEH WEH!"
I understand
is actually Play Play Play
Quick reminder, bro: Your content is awesome keep doin what you're doin
Ha ha! No one spins a yarn quite like Qxir.
They did it! They broke the curse! The Tigers won the japan series! And somebody dressed like the colonel jumped in the dotonbori river!
my god it's been awhile since I've laughed as hard at a video as I did this one. good job!
Hahaha, awesome video.
Worth all the wait every time :)
Next video in three years
@@Qxir I swear dude xD
@@Qxir i patiently wait for the return of our savior, tales from the bottle, let us bow
Lovin the videos, keep it up lad. Wish you could upload more often
Finally! I’ve waited so long for another video like this one
I love how it got progressively more weird and random. You can't make this shit up. The fact is stranger than fiction.
The Colonel turns out to be Col. Sanders, and the cursed party is a JAPANESE BASEBALL TEAM.
I didn't even know they played baseball in Japan.
not only the mad lads do, is one of their fav sports!
I just ordered KFC on my way home from work today. I think God's trying to tell me something.
Congratulations, you are now cursed
@@Qxir Yay, I think.
@@thewildcolonialboy8034How ya holding up? 😅
been here from the start. youll hit 500k in NO TIME. cant wait to see you making guest spots all over and such, all the spoils of a great youtuber. you deserve it.
This video honestly makes me want to start attending Japanese baseball games.
Love the content , plz more regular uploads
good to have ye back.
Finally, more tales from the bottle!
Your drawings are awesome!!! Absolutely love em! Keep up the good work mate
2:43 "insert joke about people being sad"
I've recently discovered your channel and literally laugh out loud at the way you present these stories! A fine example as to why the Irish are one of the most loved people in the world.
Thank you!
When I realised what the image at 2:40 was based on. I started laughing so hard! Absolutely genius!
Supahotfire, right?
New tales from the bottle!!!!!!!
Awesome ....good storytelling....
2:24 I love your dedication qxir, this is as close to weeabo things as you can do,
the japanese will be happy to honor you as Ambassador of Japan and treat you with delicious sake and sushi
Aww man that shirt is awesome. I gotta get one. Great video also 👍
these videos make me laugh until I puke, every time! keep up the great work!
You should probably see a doctor about that
Ive been waiting so long for these vids to come back. Worth it.
How long have I waited for this
Too long
But it was worth it
I remember falling half asleep watching YT and this started autoplaying, and I just rewatched it and had a huge ass deja vu
Best tales from the bottle episode
Man, I love these videos. Please do more of them!
"It's a well-known fact that, in life, Col. Sanders hated canals. Indeed, the last two letters of KFC actually stand for 'Fuck Canals.'" See, this is the kind of humor I appreciate you for 😂
Always appreciate your vids! Keep up the great work!
I think this is the best one Ive seen so far. I need more of these.
Not macabre, but simply absurd.
your vids usually put a smile on my groomy face, thanks for that :-)
I love these videos, glad your work is so amazing!
When I heard you say Colonel, I thought this video was about Colonel Sanders. I said to myself "there's no way it would be about that", but after you said that it was about KFC; I paused the video and just started laughing.
This is bordering on the occult. Imagine having a shrine alter in the closet with a small Colonel Sanders statue and candles. Singing spice girls songs backwards. Deep stuff.
That graffiti under the bridge knows what it's talking about.
They broke the curse! After 38 years, the Hanshin Tigers have won!
THEY DID IT
This story is sad and funny the way you told it
I miss this show so much
Man, I hope I get the chance to attend a baseball game while I'm visiting Japan!
Yay new episode!!!
Great video as always my guy 👌
BROKEN
Me starting the video: lmao Colonel Sanders
Me 33 seconds in: Why
1:03 dude little jokes like this make me laugh so much, thanks for putting those in your videos :)
Hanshin have since broken the curse and won!
You’re the best story teller I’ve never met.
You could say he's a Randy Em...Bass.. ator. 😂 Hold your applause, I'm here all week thank you. Thank you.
I love the tales from the bottle series it’s awsome
Great vid Glad your uploading and not dead
Greatest story ever told!
Whoever came up with their twitter account follows should have been given a raise
Post more of these I love them!
Yey one of the first!
Also, man I love ur vids and ur accent really sound so soothing
Edit: thanks sooo much for liking this :)
Ancient oration technique taught to me by druids
Seeing the fans tear up almost made me tear up too
Had dust in my eyes. You could just see how much it meant to them to win once.
Colonel Sanders is in reality a powerful water god. Throwing him into the canal re-energized his true form, leading to him bearing his wrath on the team
I am officially a Tiger fan ! Good sir you had me sold at “ohh hey Randy”
IT HAS FINALLY BROKEN
Faith No More - Take This Bottle outro. You've got a good sense in music, Qxir!
Good to hear ya again
I Love this series
Actually, Colonel Sanders was the first place my mind went lol.
The curse is no more