The Dot Game That Breaks Your Brain

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Deltelly
    @Deltelly 5 лет назад +4436

    I think you should release the video segment from 3:28 to 3:50 as a separate video with some random title like quantum field theory for beginners.

  • @williammunson2508
    @williammunson2508 4 года назад +4935

    So, I'm in a math writing class, and we have an assignment where we have to write about a mathematician who's... known... but not super famous (so we can't write about Einstein or Euler, but we can write about John Conway or Ron Graham), and I picked John Conway because there was something very interesting about him. Well, today, I read some more about him on Wikipedia, and then I noticed that he was the mastermind behind this game, and suddenly I remembered that I had watched part of this video before, and had to come back to this. Apparently, this video was really useful in explaining the game. And then I asked my professor if I could use this as a source. He said it's definitely useful, but I should see where he obtained all his information. Sure enough, Vsauce did cite his sources.

    • @williammunson2508
      @williammunson2508 4 года назад +118

      @@Garbage_Pizza Oh, I didn't mention anything about that. But I did get into detail about Sprouts and Conway's Game of Life. I'm not sure I got enough time to finish the whole paper though due to other time constraints, but I was glad to use this as a reference.

    • @Wynnlysm
      @Wynnlysm 3 года назад +51

      @@williammunson2508 you should’ve mentioned the baby today part you would’ve gotten extra credit

    • @williammunson2508
      @williammunson2508 3 года назад +15

      Good point. I didn’t even think about that

    • @davidacosta193
      @davidacosta193 3 года назад +12

      Gotta love cited sources

    • @jercki72
      @jercki72 3 года назад +9

      Conway died :(

  • @Rafael57YT
    @Rafael57YT 5 лет назад +10314

    That Yoda segment genuinely made me really uncomfortable and almost scared

    • @whathappenswhen4767
      @whathappenswhen4767 5 лет назад +529

      It made me horny for some reason.

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 5 лет назад +247

      @@whathappenswhen4767 hold up!

    • @mcchicken245
      @mcchicken245 5 лет назад +46

      What happens when neat

    • @C28-m9u
      @C28-m9u 5 лет назад +72

      It made me laugh

    • @AndromedaIX
      @AndromedaIX 5 лет назад +81

      Yeah, I literally just woke up from the freakiest nightmare of my life and turned on this video to calm down. Yoda spooked me pretty good.

  • @yaoto3093
    @yaoto3093 3 года назад +712

    He had the perfect chance of saying "Your mind can't connect the dots." and he missed.

    • @user_hat
      @user_hat 2 года назад +14

      damn

    • @subhashinisdailyroutine9375
      @subhashinisdailyroutine9375 2 года назад +15

      I was just thinking about that! Damn it, a good opportunity was wasted lol

    • @juanli4153
      @juanli4153 Год назад +3

      Oop

    • @pearhams2
      @pearhams2 Год назад +5

      I guess he just didn't "connect the dots" to that thought.

  • @EvelynH-tj1qt
    @EvelynH-tj1qt 5 лет назад +2972

    DIdn't expect to watch yoda have a stroke for half a minute but a welcome surprise.

    • @JM-lh8rl
      @JM-lh8rl 5 лет назад +25

      Wesley223332 _Welcome_ is an interesting choice of words, to be honest

    • @nameunknown4824
      @nameunknown4824 5 лет назад +38

      You could say it's a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

    • @blu3_enjoy
      @blu3_enjoy 5 лет назад +3

      they stole the twitter yoda. this is ip theft

    • @MarioAndreschak
      @MarioAndreschak 5 лет назад +2

      I waited for yodas death sound from Lego Star wars

    • @slicks5086
      @slicks5086 5 лет назад

      Ah yes
      Enslaved bamax

  • @dillonmucha
    @dillonmucha 5 лет назад +10278

    1.1 million people just watched Yoda throw a tantrum for 22 seconds.

  • @IxodesPersulcatus
    @IxodesPersulcatus 5 лет назад +4449

    What I actually learned:
    A mathematician will fill an entire notebook for 10 bucks.

    • @Alche_mist
      @Alche_mist 5 лет назад +68

      He probably got more as a bonus for the publication as well. Things like this make for good papers.

    • @Goof5000
      @Goof5000 5 лет назад +35

      He probably needed a gram of weed

    • @sk8rdman
      @sk8rdman 5 лет назад +71

      The real thing on the line was not the 10 shillings.
      It was his pride.

    • @Hihi-vu2lp
      @Hihi-vu2lp 5 лет назад +2

      Please update to 2,000,000

    • @DNXTMaster
      @DNXTMaster 5 лет назад +17

      or solve a millennium problem and not even accept the million dollar prize because reasons

  • @jellyblade185
    @jellyblade185 3 года назад +129

    Yoda’s expression when he loses tho

  • @lankyboi2521
    @lankyboi2521 5 лет назад +6168

    him: let’s play some sprouts, a game with two dots
    me: ok
    yoda: *_has a stroke, seizure, and goes through cardiac arrest all at once_*
    me: not ok

    • @LiaLia0407
      @LiaLia0407 5 лет назад +107

      yoda took too much ketamine

    • @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
      @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 5 лет назад +10

      Whats the matter its just acting so meh

    • @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
      @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 5 лет назад +7

      @Squatting Szpion Detector
      Whats the fun in seeing a man talking to himself? I appreciated it when he explained the game but the other stuff...nothing special acting-wise so bleh

    • @nandabun
      @nandabun 5 лет назад +3

      No! I don't want that!

    • @Ida-xe8pg
      @Ida-xe8pg 5 лет назад +12

      wanna play sprouts? i will start.
      •-•

  • @immaparrot2824
    @immaparrot2824 5 лет назад +2268

    What breaks my brain, is that I’m happy that at least one Vsauce channel is still loyal to my notification bell. Vsauce 1’s bell is getting a bit rusty.

    • @ryuuducat
      @ryuuducat 5 лет назад +167

      Hmmm I wonder why???? *Coughs in RUclips premium*

    • @Csibike00
      @Csibike00 5 лет назад +80

      @@ryuuducat there's a bunch of content from Micheal at DONG

    • @ryuuducat
      @ryuuducat 5 лет назад +40

      @@Csibike00 you mean at DONG WONG SCHLONG?

    • @Razorcarl
      @Razorcarl 5 лет назад +111

      @@ryuuducat no D!NG

    • @maxwayy
      @maxwayy 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @DerDoktorish
    @DerDoktorish 5 лет назад +26540

    Did i just used 22 Seconds of my life to watch Yoda throw a tantrum. Yes i did.

    • @BrainLure49
      @BrainLure49 5 лет назад +657

      But you could watch it over and over again to waste MORE time!

    • @thisperson6655
      @thisperson6655 5 лет назад +440

      @@BrainLure49 , it isn't wasted time

    • @JavRexgteneg2pIift
      @JavRexgteneg2pIift 5 лет назад +319

      Wisdom comes in many forms

    • @thobiex
      @thobiex 5 лет назад +120

      *used*

    • @TheFightmaster22
      @TheFightmaster22 5 лет назад +116

      Just wasted your time, you have. No turning back, there is.

  • @KaigaKarasuma
    @KaigaKarasuma 3 года назад +67

    I watched this when it came out, but it recently showed up in my feed again so I gave it another watch and sprouts makes me think about how the neurons in our brain create unique pathways as memories. Mapping out Sprouts games sort of seems like we're trying to make out every possible connection in a brain.

    • @quantumgaming9180
      @quantumgaming9180 9 месяцев назад

      Question for you. If we had x neurons, how many different different brains could we obtain?

    • @KaigaKarasuma
      @KaigaKarasuma 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@quantumgaming9180 Counter question; What is a brain? If we say it's aomething that stores data, then a simple bit, a 1 or 0 can be a brain. Same goes for a more complex definition such as, "A brain is something that can store data and make decisions." A single bit could do that too. I think most people would conaider a brain to be more complex, but when do grains of sand become a pile? When does a pile become a dune? To try to draw a definite line is near impossible.

    • @dot1298
      @dot1298 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@KaigaKarasuma i would define a brain thus: *Any information-based structure which is able to design another „brain“ themselves.*

    • @KaigaKarasuma
      @KaigaKarasuma 7 месяцев назад

      @@dot1298 By that logic any AI that can complete programming code to create another AI would be a brain. I'm willing to accept that.

  • @supernovamike
    @supernovamike 5 лет назад +2330

    Things I expected to see in a Vsauce video:
    1. "Vsauce!"
    2. Vague math
    ...
    ...
    35184. Yoda having a conniption fit.

    • @smile6676
      @smile6676 5 лет назад +23

      177013

    • @burnstjamp
      @burnstjamp 5 лет назад +16

      @@smile6676 Dont remind me of 177013...

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 5 лет назад +10

      @@smile6676 oh god 177013 please no

    • @angrynpc5477
      @angrynpc5477 5 лет назад +9

      @Dylan C. YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

    • @letsfindsomepeace9207
      @letsfindsomepeace9207 5 лет назад +4

      27 is kinda cute tho

  • @attack54
    @attack54 5 лет назад +3483

    *Alternate Title: Yoda has a heart attack for around 22 seconds*

    • @twilight1599
      @twilight1599 5 лет назад +15

      I like your face

    • @attack54
      @attack54 5 лет назад +5

      gachatube the other guys brain fried when the first player drew a line

    • @abdallhfattah784
      @abdallhfattah784 5 лет назад +1

      @@twilight1599 lamo

    • @mallgrabbr
      @mallgrabbr 5 лет назад +2

      @@twilight1599 I like your face too

    • @thesaroscycle_archive
      @thesaroscycle_archive 4 года назад +2

      His neighbors probably think he’s crazy

  • @eben7248
    @eben7248 4 года назад +1982

    “you can’t just play with yourself”
    *brings out yoda toy*
    *press “x” to doubt*

  • @samuraid3164
    @samuraid3164 3 года назад +90

    4:35 math teachers are freaking out because he didn’t show step by step how he did it

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahahaha

    • @cameronmyron5776
      @cameronmyron5776 3 года назад +5

      3:29 seems more accurate

    • @bndzmrno
      @bndzmrno 3 года назад +3

      Lol I hated that before I hit pre-algebra because I sometimes really didn’t know how to “show my work” even though I had the correct answer. I was like, “what is there to show??” (Not trying to sound like a smarty pants, just sharing =] )

  • @becdi3149
    @becdi3149 5 лет назад +1851

    The only vsauce that uploads
    Edit: VSAUCE FINALLY UPLOADED!!!!!!!

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +88

      And doesn't jumpscare

    • @lifeincolour09
      @lifeincolour09 5 лет назад +51

      Man, not even DONG uploads anymore.

    • @jack8356
      @jack8356 5 лет назад +13

      He is still being sponsored so thats good

    • @heathc148
      @heathc148 5 лет назад +1

      F

    • @captainwafflez3630
      @captainwafflez3630 5 лет назад +29

      Yeah Vsauce1's notification bell is getting rusty *coughs in RUclips Premium*

  • @imranosman3714
    @imranosman3714 5 лет назад +2528

    “You can’t play with yourself”
    BET

  • @josh_tve
    @josh_tve 5 лет назад +1432

    P1: Alright lets start the game! How many dots should we start out with?
    P2: 0
    P1:

  • @rehanalam1900
    @rehanalam1900 3 года назад +46

    I remember playing sprouts with someone in a different period on a desk and I didn't even know their name
    Also the teacher was super chill about it, every Friday he wipes down the desks but kept our game

  • @oreowithurea5018
    @oreowithurea5018 4 года назад +483

    I love how he draws the entire sketch carefully and then just erase it like It's nothing

    • @nostalgic7752
      @nostalgic7752 2 года назад +24

      Welcome to Schools

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 11 месяцев назад +1

      I mean, he does have a semi-permanent record of his drawing.
      Oh, two, actually.
      I meant the video. But, he also has a sheet with it printed.

    • @robotcrocodilio3109
      @robotcrocodilio3109 10 месяцев назад +1

      "at that very moment was the first time the king felt true fear" seriously that was painful for me to watch.

  • @luisguillermo6216
    @luisguillermo6216 5 лет назад +1361

    Am I the only one here in this comment section who is asking himself why haven't we been playing sprout all this time? I am totally playing this game with my friends and jedi masters

    • @jclorcan08
      @jclorcan08 5 лет назад +12

      Let me guess yoda had a stroke right?

    • @estevanphillips6889
      @estevanphillips6889 5 лет назад +3

      Look up Gridcannon. Did the same for me.

    • @ThePotaToh
      @ThePotaToh 5 лет назад +5

      Needs a mobile app. Vsause make one.

    • @pierssegal5910
      @pierssegal5910 5 лет назад

      Estevan Phillips Gridcannon has only existed for a few weeks iirc so while it's worth learning it's less shocking that no one knows about it.

    • @m07z
      @m07z 5 лет назад +1

      In a way it reminds me of sticks. Just on a whole new level of complicated...

  • @samconcklin
    @samconcklin 5 лет назад +2962

    Kevin: Your brain can't handle this
    *Draws a dot*
    Me: He's right!

    • @fhozza1105
      @fhozza1105 5 лет назад +14

      HAHAHA

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 5 лет назад +62

      Draws two dots.
      Me: nose starts bleeding and falls to the floor

    • @cosmiikat-wav
      @cosmiikat-wav 5 лет назад +20

      Draws 7 dots: everyone within a 5 mile radius dies instantaneously

    • @Ida-xe8pg
      @Ida-xe8pg 5 лет назад +6

      wanna play sprouts? i will start.
      •-•

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 5 лет назад +2

      mini francis aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @davidrobles3762
    @davidrobles3762 3 года назад +9

    This has, in my mind, the same fascination as a rubiks cube, but on a higher plane. The simplicity of 0-0 makes the complexity of this so much more interesting. And the fact that there is a finite number of possibilities in each game makes it possible yet mind blowing to explore

  • @taxi11
    @taxi11 5 лет назад +2358

    Just fill out the whole paper with your line so that your opponent’s line has to overlap with yours and that’s game

    • @valelelentin
      @valelelentin 4 года назад +37

      lol

    • @GamingKing-jo9py
      @GamingKing-jo9py 4 года назад +100

      You just can do it it your line is 1mm apart hell put it 0.5mm

    • @arnavrawat9864
      @arnavrawat9864 4 года назад +13

      XD

    • @aubreypizarro2494
      @aubreypizarro2494 4 года назад +12

      Imma do this

    • @EmilParkour
      @EmilParkour 4 года назад +128

      the rules of the game states that there are no borders. So, no, that is not possible.

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope 5 лет назад +952

    I came for dots...
    Stayed for Yoda dying of lung cancer ASMR

    • @devil_master1562
      @devil_master1562 5 лет назад +3

      Lol same

    • @Fawnnnnnn
      @Fawnnnnnn 5 лет назад +3

      @@Gorgovoid173 ok boomer

    • @hipeople9856
      @hipeople9856 5 лет назад

      @@Gorgovoid173 Did you like your own comment?

    • @hipeople9856
      @hipeople9856 5 лет назад

      @@Gorgovoid173 Implying that you *are* full of yourself, just not quite to that degree

    • @hipeople9856
      @hipeople9856 5 лет назад

      @@Gorgovoid173 I give up 😂 You are a worthy opponent when it comes to words.

  • @adamgordon9128
    @adamgordon9128 5 лет назад +961

    We interrupt this Vsauce episode to bring you “Yoda screaming”. The thing no-one thought they never wanted.

    • @quagswagon
      @quagswagon 5 лет назад +11

      @Christopher Herdin its something you never knew you didn't like

    • @14rs
      @14rs 5 лет назад +1

      3:28 lol

    • @ruixianiu5825
      @ruixianiu5825 5 лет назад

      Adam Gordon lmfao you should had got more likes

    • @ellentaylor-king5680
      @ellentaylor-king5680 4 года назад

      1000 likes

  • @anishs6764
    @anishs6764 2 года назад +9

    You don't hear of John Conway often, but when you do you know it's gonna be fun

    • @williambarnes5023
      @williambarnes5023 9 месяцев назад

      Conway is the guy who got up one morning and said, "What if we made a math formula that made math attack itself on autopilot?"

  • @_bilarts
    @_bilarts 5 лет назад +4696

    see yall in 6 years when this is in everyone's recommended

  • @mprocks6522
    @mprocks6522 5 лет назад +412

    The second he made that dot, all my brain cells died from confusion.

    • @smartaleckduck4135
      @smartaleckduck4135 4 года назад +4

      Damn, you lost 2 brain cells?

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 3 года назад +2

      @@princesslovelorn7832 wait, wait, wait, you just made me commit blue screen I need to recover

    • @pridepotato314
      @pridepotato314 9 месяцев назад

      @@kkTeaz I know this is late but what did the now deleted comment say?

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 9 месяцев назад

      @@pridepotato314 yea if it was so utterly confusing that I was bluescreened 2 years ago, I'm assuming it was total nonsense.

    • @pridepotato314
      @pridepotato314 9 месяцев назад

      @@kkTeaz Wacky

  • @Dununerp
    @Dununerp 5 лет назад +583

    “But you can’t just play with yourself”
    Me: is that a challenge?

    • @Somewhere50
      @Somewhere50 5 лет назад +15

      "But you can't just play with yourself" me: or can you?

    • @atulpurna1936
      @atulpurna1936 4 года назад +12

      The lonliest man I am.

  • @rurirotaru516
    @rurirotaru516 Год назад +3

    I didn't have a problem understanding this game. It seamed more interesring and a fun game to me then something that would break my mind.

  • @JehuMcSpooran
    @JehuMcSpooran 5 лет назад +1726

    Him: "and you can't cross over lines"
    Me: "What if we play in 3D?"

    • @Roman-ji7iu
      @Roman-ji7iu 5 лет назад +329

      What have you done. The computers already tremble to 2D. If sprouts goes 3D then it's going to cause brain damage trying to compute eveything.

    • @razvanefros411
      @razvanefros411 5 лет назад +235

      @@Roman-ji7iu ok but then what about _4 D I M E N S I O N A L S P R O U T S_

    • @RhumpleOriginal
      @RhumpleOriginal 5 лет назад +127

      Now you're thinking with portals.

    • @MrGreat-cd9im
      @MrGreat-cd9im 5 лет назад +75

      @@razvanefros411 you will cause a rip in time and space. Prepare to be brainwashed to save the universe

    • @basil8474
      @basil8474 5 лет назад +21

      You have broken world

  • @FEXOH
    @FEXOH 5 лет назад +1681

    Careful with that puppet, or Disney will claim your video.

    • @timsmith854
      @timsmith854 5 лет назад +26

      People in the US must be fatigued from hyper-vigilance due to the litigious culture. WAY too many lawyers.

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 5 лет назад +10

      Tim Smith
      We are

    • @timsmith854
      @timsmith854 5 лет назад +17

      @@linkinlog8543 I'm genuinely sorry for you.
      What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
      A good start.

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 5 лет назад +6

      Tim Smith
      Please save the US, it’s currently hell and I want to leave

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 5 лет назад +2

      Punani Tsunami 1312
      😢😢 please help. The US is literally on fire and it’s being divided. I can’t anymore.

  • @sambews5679
    @sambews5679 5 лет назад +1061

    3:27 Losing a game of chess to that cocky 3rd grader be like

  • @igif2008
    @igif2008 Год назад +3

    Every time there is a simple game that redefines physics it is ALWAYS Conway. First the Conway's Game of Life, and now this.

  • @gwen6783
    @gwen6783 5 лет назад +1655

    3:31
    Yoda has a mental breakdown
    *_2019 colorized_*

  • @practicalwhale8652
    @practicalwhale8652 5 лет назад +539

    3:28:When you win at rock, paper, scissors but your friends says best of three and then you lose

    • @juliewelsh8093
      @juliewelsh8093 5 лет назад

      Hahhahahahahahahahaha

    • @σεα-ψ9ε
      @σεα-ψ9ε 5 лет назад +3

      Not funny didn't laugh 😥😥😢😓😞😖😥😖😓😞😖😥😖😥😖😢😢😢😫😫😩😫😩😩😱😱

    • @theextremelycoolseal2478
      @theextremelycoolseal2478 5 лет назад

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    • @cedar5579
      @cedar5579 5 лет назад +1

      @@theextremelycoolseal2478 Can y'all chill with the emoji spam

    • @geiiser
      @geiiser 5 лет назад

      @@cedar5579
      You👄👁️❤️😵👇🏽👇👇🏽💖😭😬😵😤👇🏻😤👇🏽💖👇🏽😚☺️😊😙😊😙😊🙃😊🙃😂🤣🤗🤬😐🤬😐🤕😐😡🤮🌜☠️😻☠️😻👹🙉😿🤡😽🖤💓💌💗💌💗💌✨💗🔥💓💜💯😿👈🤚🤘🤚🖕🤘🤳🤳🖖know😋😚😊😙🥰😙🥰👹🙊🤓🤠🌝🥳🤡👩‍🎓👩‍🏭👩‍🏭👩‍🎓👩‍🏭👮👩‍🎤👩‍✈️👦☔🌨️🌥️🌨️🌩️💧🌄💧🦋🐜🦋🐜🦋🦑🏥🏢🏢🏥🏢 that's ⛽🚲🛢️🛴🚗🛴🚙🚲🏍️😙😊😊😙😊😙☺️🙂😅😛😙🔥💯✨💯💌💯😊🙂😅😙😂😙😂🛌💇🧘💇🧘💇🚵🌊🌱🌬️🌱🍀💮🍀🥦🥕🥦🍈🥝rude,🥦🍏🥥🥕🥥🍈🍇🍠🍊😛🙂😛🙂🥰🤗😂🙂🥰😊🙃😛😚😲😨😲😨🤐😲😥🤐😨🤐 right?

  • @kevingonci2807
    @kevingonci2807 4 года назад +1457

    My mom: Why don't you go play with the neighbors kid he seems so nice!
    Me: He is kind of weird
    My mom: What do you mean?
    The neighbors kid: 3:29

    • @ruthwik9010
      @ruthwik9010 3 года назад +8

      😂

    • @PinballWarrior
      @PinballWarrior 3 года назад +35

      This comment actually made me bust out laughing I skipped to that part and I actually had a good laugh.

    • @Bruh2900
      @Bruh2900 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sebo_hhh
      @sebo_hhh 3 года назад +2

      8

    • @LittleEinsteinAdi
      @LittleEinsteinAdi 2 года назад +3

      LMAO

  • @reaperofrapers4462
    @reaperofrapers4462 4 года назад +27

    "Becomes more difficult to analyze than tic tac toe it does." This is where I laughed for a solid ten seconds.

  • @calebmayes5609
    @calebmayes5609 5 лет назад +2602

    3:50 Overdose on Ketamine I did. Run over infidel in my 2001 Honda Civic I must

    • @lemius6154
      @lemius6154 5 лет назад +81

      burn down an orphanage, Allah told me

    • @baylliebrechin2784
      @baylliebrechin2784 5 лет назад +32

      Devour child’s souls I must *un-sheathes scythe*

    • @lilava7326
      @lilava7326 5 лет назад +16

      Be alone forever, I have to

    • @asewuibv2
      @asewuibv2 5 лет назад +4

      did you mean infant instead of infidel?

    • @calebmayes5609
      @calebmayes5609 5 лет назад +27

      @@asewuibv2 infidel, I did mean. Infant, mean I did not. Run over infants in my Honda Civic, I might still do.

  • @choclitmilk8922
    @choclitmilk8922 5 лет назад +1167

    3:29 when you’re trying to fake being sick for school

    • @Captain.Dank64
      @Captain.Dank64 4 года назад +42

      You don’t have to do that anymore

    • @mathiasdupuis1467
      @mathiasdupuis1467 4 года назад +18

      @@Captain.Dank64 indeed

    • @Sir_Isaac_Newton_
      @Sir_Isaac_Newton_ 4 года назад +10

      Y o d a T a n t r u m

    • @galactus195
      @galactus195 4 года назад +6

      @@muffinhead5569 ya

    • @matijas7994
      @matijas7994 4 года назад +1

      3:26 am i the only one who sees yoda can just connect the dot to itself?!

  • @kevingonci2807
    @kevingonci2807 4 года назад +781

    3:29
    When babies realize whatever just flew into their mouth wasn't actually an airplane

  • @davidptacnik1520
    @davidptacnik1520 3 года назад +9

    Vsauce:The Dot Game That Breaks Your Brain
    My brain:Chuckles im in danger

  • @elijahpathak6854
    @elijahpathak6854 5 лет назад +166

    i didn’t believe the game would break your brain until he pulled out the yoda puppet.

    • @senderk4712
      @senderk4712 5 лет назад

      Solus Chrunchy milk Nice one

  • @BBL.Soldier
    @BBL.Soldier 5 лет назад +832

    "When you stare at these two dots your brain starts to short circuit, doesn't it"
    Philosophy students: *dies in Socrates*

    • @Millie-eb3iz
      @Millie-eb3iz 5 лет назад +6

      Me: *Dies in Socrates*

    • @bigpeenerpeen
      @bigpeenerpeen 5 лет назад +4

      Havoc I too, like hemlock

    • @hq4287
      @hq4287 5 лет назад +3

      Philosophy students in the comments: *use a human being as a language*
      Me: *dies in Witgenstein*

    • @BBL.Soldier
      @BBL.Soldier 5 лет назад +2

      *chuckles in Epicurus*

    • @mub8445
      @mub8445 5 лет назад +3

      *dies laughing in Chrysippus*

  • @RandomGuy-bf8wq
    @RandomGuy-bf8wq 4 года назад +3125

    "YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY BY YOURSELF"
    *proceeds to bring out a yoda toy*

    • @CatIsMad
      @CatIsMad 4 года назад +74

      😏 now we are ready to jerk off

    • @pengpura
      @pengpura 4 года назад +25

      Josue Carela Now this belongs in r/cursedcomments

    • @suphorg8597
      @suphorg8597 4 года назад +6

      r/cursedcomments

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +3

      @@CatIsMad cursed
      someone already r/cursedcomments so no need

    • @LeafShade
      @LeafShade 4 года назад +4

      "WITH" yourself, very different implications.
      Yoda must like cornflakes.

  • @mathisfun774
    @mathisfun774 3 года назад +7

    Very nice presentation. With nearly 6,000 comments, I suspect this is not new to the thread. The game of Sprouts figures somewhat prominently in the novel Macroscope by Piers Anthony, first published in 1969; that was my introduction to the game.

  • @YuhoKeebs
    @YuhoKeebs 5 лет назад +440

    Is yoda’s 22 seconds temper tantrum canon now?

  • @sweetpandageek
    @sweetpandageek 4 года назад +164

    the fact that kevin works with a team makes this way better because a grown man playing sprouts by himself while role playing yoda in complete isolation would be the saddest thing i’ve ever seen

  • @KhiTurner
    @KhiTurner 5 лет назад +189

    _He lost me once he started drawing the second dot_

  • @catfinity8799
    @catfinity8799 3 года назад +3

    The most complex game ever devised by man is called (dramatic pause)
    Go. You have a grid of lines (the pros play 19x19, but you can vary it for simpler play) and you take turns placing pieces on intersections. If you completely and tightly surround a group of your opponents pieces, you take those pieces. You want to have as many empty spaces surrounded by your pieces as possible.

    • @eclecticsoffy
      @eclecticsoffy 2 года назад +1

      I thought there's a new game called (Dramatic Pause) before continuing reading this comment

    • @catfinity8799
      @catfinity8799 2 года назад

      @@eclecticsoffy lol

    • @danielyuan9862
      @danielyuan9862 2 года назад

      Go is easy all the pieces are the same.
      I'm just kidding. I've known go for almost as long as chess and even though I can play chess relatively well, I don't even know what I'm quite doing half the time in go.

    • @catfinity8799
      @catfinity8799 2 года назад

      @@danielyuan9862 While I don't play either game that often, I feel the same way.

  • @mattdaf1sh195
    @mattdaf1sh195 5 лет назад +219

    (Runs out of possible line to draw)
    Yoda:*theres another*

  • @blueshell8899
    @blueshell8899 5 лет назад +759

    (ASMR) Yoda robs you outside of a strip club to feed his ketamine addiction

    • @lederp1182
      @lederp1182 5 лет назад +3

      Vallhalla?

    • @dagda1180
      @dagda1180 5 лет назад +4

      I laughed out loud

    • @lederp1182
      @lederp1182 5 лет назад +5

      @JOSIAH ROCK A game where you play as a female bartender in the far future where you make alcoholic drinks for a variety of characters. These drinks are made with a mixtures of chemicals due to a decrease in natural resources.
      One of the ingredients you use to make alcohol is called ketamine and you can just pour as much as you want to get someone shitfaced drunk.

    • @lederp1182
      @lederp1182 5 лет назад

      @JOSIAH ROCK DUH he has the ability to get drunk at will with that stuff!

    • @Vloshko
      @Vloshko 5 лет назад

      I'm working on an oil painting of this. I will update this comment with a link when done.

  • @tek-theextremekid6029
    @tek-theextremekid6029 5 лет назад +190

    Dad: calm down it’s just a video game
    Also dad during football games: 3:29

    • @Solo_tu_amor00
      @Solo_tu_amor00 4 года назад +5

      *also proceeds to throw glass bottle at wall*

  • @kuikz6353
    @kuikz6353 3 года назад +11

    Yoda : screams because he lost
    Subtitles : [music]

  • @achilles9795
    @achilles9795 5 лет назад +1102

    Kev: _YOUR BRAIN CAN'T TAKE IT._
    Me: _WELL, JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN._

  • @dochellrachet822
    @dochellrachet822 4 года назад +216

    When he said
    “Are you sweating yet?”
    I actually was help I’m dying Wisconsin is supposed to be cold help me

  • @darkdoescosplays
    @darkdoescosplays 4 года назад +54

    This is the maths I wish we were taught in school. It's fun, fascinating, and incorporates a lot of separate skills; blended learning at its best.

  • @Avaplays27
    @Avaplays27 3 года назад +6

    I would love to see the raw unedited footage, just kevin screaming as yoda

  • @therealmonczak
    @therealmonczak 5 лет назад +336

    I came for some cool mathematics, I stayed for Yoda screaming.

  • @Drew-cv5ns
    @Drew-cv5ns 4 года назад +433

    Everyone:
    Admiring the intellectual and hard game logic
    Me:
    *Admiring how Yoda dies*

  • @cosmicpotato3849
    @cosmicpotato3849 5 лет назад +263

    This game may break my brain,
    RUclips notifications you broke my heart by giving me this notification late

  • @mkrosoftpaint
    @mkrosoftpaint 3 года назад +5

    0:17 I've got hyperhidrosis so yeah.
    Amazing video. Vsauce never dissappoints.

  • @Jach199
    @Jach199 5 лет назад +471

    Me: watches Yoda spasming.
    Me: alright that's enough internet for today

    • @dejanpaunov1341
      @dejanpaunov1341 5 лет назад +10

      Literally gave me cancer

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz 5 лет назад +4

      Yoda just had an aneurysm on the table

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 лет назад +606

    Imagine spending a month, 47 papers and ink for less than $10

    • @reubenm.d.5218
      @reubenm.d.5218 5 лет назад +44

      And victory!

    • @xXFangRideXx
      @xXFangRideXx 5 лет назад +28

      That's math guys for ya, man

    • @aziouss2863
      @aziouss2863 5 лет назад +3

      Math not even once !
      also 10 bucks mights have been alot at the time.

    • @ondrapolanecky5313
      @ondrapolanecky5313 5 лет назад +19

      @@aziouss2863 It was 10 shillings, it is like 10 bucks today

    • @aziouss2863
      @aziouss2863 5 лет назад +8

      @@ondrapolanecky5313 ohh i see dam math addicts

  • @ivandelaguardia1
    @ivandelaguardia1 4 года назад +66

    I can’t imagine what Kevin looked like when “Yoda” was having a tempter tantrum

  • @bt70a9
    @bt70a9 3 года назад +1

    "YOUR BRAIN CAN'T TAKE IT"
    Nice way to make people go "OH we'll see about that! Let me watch this entire video"

  • @catattack9575
    @catattack9575 5 лет назад +1095

    Nobody:
    Literally no-one:
    Yoda: *ANGRY NOISES*

    • @joshuaduck4139
      @joshuaduck4139 5 лет назад +2

      He don't like that Ftozom Glop

    • @adytzugaming5636
      @adytzugaming5636 5 лет назад +1

      ANGRY REVERSE SOUNDS

    • @superjaxonssuperchannel8810
      @superjaxonssuperchannel8810 4 года назад

      The fault in your argument is that if literally nobody is doing anything than neither is Yoda.

    • @catattack9575
      @catattack9575 4 года назад

      ​@@superjaxonssuperchannel8810
      1. Not an arguement. It's a meme.
      2. You can't even argue that it's an old meme format (I mean you CAN, but it wouldn't make any sense to), since this was posted 8 months ago.
      :)

  • @KartyKrishy
    @KartyKrishy 4 года назад +100

    3:22 is what I was watching when my whole family walked in the room

  • @tqser
    @tqser 5 лет назад +325

    3:27 When you ate a Taco Bell yesterday and now it has to go out

  • @iso1664
    @iso1664 4 года назад +14

    3:16 The best moments of my life, this is hilarious

  • @igorblyat7839
    @igorblyat7839 5 лет назад +158

    2009: "wow RUclips is really getting big, I wonder what it will look like in 10 years"
    2019: 3:31

  • @conantan8224
    @conantan8224 5 лет назад +153

    Kevin: "You can't comprehend this game."
    Me: "That's what you think, watch me"
    *10 seconds later*
    Me: "...nevermind"

  • @Roman-ji7iu
    @Roman-ji7iu 5 лет назад +73

    Writes 2 dots: okay okay
    Draws the possibilities: aight imma head out

  • @Tee.Dee3
    @Tee.Dee3 3 года назад +4

    Was tryna breathe while laughing at yoda losing and literally choked

  • @elmir1016
    @elmir1016 5 лет назад +60

    3:36. imagine your mum is coming in and see how an adult is playing with yoda 😐🥶

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 года назад +1

      Vcauce:(draws two dots)
      Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @BALegend1230
      @BALegend1230 5 месяцев назад

      🤨

  • @slashon6507
    @slashon6507 5 лет назад +229

    3:32 I showed to this to my grandpa and he loved it so much he started doing it himself lmao 😂

  • @boofstain1508
    @boofstain1508 5 лет назад +115

    *Draws two dots*
    TIME FOR A SPONSER

  • @williammaykel138
    @williammaykel138 3 года назад +3

    I’d watch a show with just you and Yoda’s banter LOL

  • @garbageman3992
    @garbageman3992 4 года назад +62

    3:29 me after I don't place the Lego sticker perfectly on the brick.

    • @bndzmrno
      @bndzmrno 3 года назад +1

      Lmao I’ve built a few of the lego cars including one big technic one and I can totally relate.

  • @Epicmonk117
    @Epicmonk117 5 лет назад +146

    “Ftozom” sounds like it was ripped straight out of HP Lovecraft.
    Cthulhu Ftozom

    • @Icalasari
      @Icalasari 5 лет назад +7

      Kinda works for a mind breaking game

    • @pierreabbat6157
      @pierreabbat6157 5 лет назад

      Sounds like Greek borrowed into, maybe, Russian to me. Το φθοζόμενον εφθόζετο.

    • @RedRad1990
      @RedRad1990 5 лет назад

      FNORD

  • @eljase6891
    @eljase6891 5 лет назад +249

    Regular people: Oh, easy. Just connect the dots-
    Vsauce:
    *O h l o o k , s p r o u t s !*

  • @neotuxxedo
    @neotuxxedo 2 года назад +7

    I feel like this would mean that chess is also a game that “breaks your brain”. While chess may be easier to analyze and predict, there are many different combinations. By this logic most games would be impossible to comprehend especially if they have many choices. Although I do understand that this game is way more rooted in math than most other games and that a lot of games are able to be predicted by computers, but I am sure that there are other games out there that also are impossible to process

    • @dekippiesip
      @dekippiesip 2 года назад +1

      True in a combinatorics sense many games are beyond human and computer comprehension, including chess and certainly go. We can only play them and have fun because our opponent is a flawed human being as well.
      If we would play against a 'god'(cause even a computer would be incapable of this) that somehow used the entire possibility tree it would actually break our brain. Against such a god magnus carlsen would struggle more than a 100 elo player would against magnus. Even better, you can replace the word 'magnus' with stockfish or alpha zero, and my previous statement would still be true.

  • @shireenakter4409
    @shireenakter4409 5 лет назад +1056

    1:40 "But you can't just play with yourself"
    Or can I? *Vsause intensifies*
    Wow, thanks for the likes.

    • @sambutton8494
      @sambutton8494 5 лет назад +18

      Yes, using your secret collection of... memes.

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 5 лет назад +16

      *STROKE TIME*

    • @pussinboots838
      @pussinboots838 5 лет назад +10

      Thanks for reminding me. It is now time to play with myself.

    • @falsemimicry
      @falsemimicry 5 лет назад +2

      That Cat With Footwear why would you say it like that? Just why?

    • @sarox5131
      @sarox5131 5 лет назад +4

      WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?

  • @RiversInTheSky.
    @RiversInTheSky. 5 лет назад +130

    The first time I watched Yoda’s heart attack I was like, “wtf?”. However the second time I watched it I laughed so hard

    • @haroonafzal7620
      @haroonafzal7620 4 года назад +2

      I laughed so hard the first time and kept laughing after that

  • @smallw2003
    @smallw2003 4 года назад +374

    Teacher: Stop doodling
    Me: These aren't doodles
    Teacher: Then what are they? Complicated diagrams about unsolved fundamental theorems?
    Me: 8:46

    • @Hex4prezz
      @Hex4prezz 4 года назад +16

      Yes, yes they are - Phineas

  • @ChillKillaBeta
    @ChillKillaBeta Год назад +1

    3:16 This is a cinematic masterpiece. Truly a gift to the cinema.

  • @IIFrozenFlame
    @IIFrozenFlame 5 лет назад +140

    Bucket list of things the internet needs to have:
    [X] Yoda puppet having a seizure.

  • @GuyNamedSean
    @GuyNamedSean 5 лет назад +66

    I thought this sounded familiar. Then you said it was made by John Conway. I swear I'll never escape that man.

    • @andrewknorpp9415
      @andrewknorpp9415 5 лет назад +10

      He is the king of random, probably useless, math games.

    • @daryfitrady7590
      @daryfitrady7590 5 лет назад +6

      @@andrewknorpp9415 sooo, coolmathgames?

    • @Project_Kritical
      @Project_Kritical 5 лет назад +4

      Andrew Knorpp Useless?? Anything but! They provide interesting entertainment for me! :)

    • @andrewknorpp9415
      @andrewknorpp9415 5 лет назад +5

      @@Project_Kritical Useless as applied to the physical world, entertainment-wise they are better than any other work of art

    • @estranhokonsta
      @estranhokonsta 5 лет назад +2

      @@andrewknorpp9415 True, but it deserves to be mentioned that some of his work has been shown to have applications to physical theories like string, quantum gravity, ... That is, if they can be considered "physical". They are so abstract already.

  • @winstonschannel1479
    @winstonschannel1479 5 лет назад +33

    Dang, I’m over here chilling and then I see Yoda over here having strokes, seizures, heart attacks, and getting exorcisms.

  • @StudCity
    @StudCity 3 года назад +1

    Big Brain: Never take your turn, no one wins

  • @ThreeEarRabbit
    @ThreeEarRabbit 5 лет назад +60

    What if we had more than 2 players?

    • @Chigger
      @Chigger 5 лет назад +9

      Kevin: "Let me *_GLOP_* that for you!"

    • @memesthemaker8429
      @memesthemaker8429 5 лет назад

      I wanna try to make a game with that :0

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 4 года назад +49

    3:28 For some reason, I wish that there was 5 more minutes ofthis, followed by it just ending,

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +91

    Me: sees dots
    My brain: *sweats*

  • @wardug67
    @wardug67 Год назад +1

    I like how he just put away yoda away as if nothing happended

  • @adytzugaming5636
    @adytzugaming5636 5 лет назад +55

    3:50: when the final boss is at 1 hp but he spawns some minion and heals him self

  • @pikula13312
    @pikula13312 5 лет назад +162

    3:30 ASMR Yoda dies of asthma.

    • @crazygamerkasten446
      @crazygamerkasten446 5 лет назад +5

      Пикула Силоватељ i currently need my inhaler

  • @skanyone2602
    @skanyone2602 4 года назад +81

    Nobody:
    Kevin: FTOZOM
    Nobody:
    Kevin:BUGS!
    Nobody:
    Kevin: GLOP

  • @hkhan3535
    @hkhan3535 3 года назад +1

    Math in a nutshell:
    You create a problem, then you solve that problem.