StoryTime : I REALLY Shouldn't Be Telling You This....Most Embarrassing Story I Ever Told!
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"I was violated by my shower" - Jeff Smith February 20, 2019
@@ritz_o7 In the criminal justice system....
#metoo
feb 45 4544
sharp thing beat me to it lol.
Oh Good Grief!!!
Sounds more like mid air refueling than docking with the mothership...🤣
lol didnt even think of that but sure thats more accurate
That nozzle taint tickle was your gateway into butt play! Now your wife calls your bottom "The battle box!! "
The story is funny, but I'm laughing at the fact that, as an adult, I sat here and watched the whole thing even after I knew where it was going.
Right when he said "There is a nozzle at crotch level" I thought "That's gonna end up stuck in your butt, isn't it?" Still, as an adult in my right state of mind, I watched the whole thing :D
"A spaceship docking on a mothership" dear lord...
I wait months for these
enjoy...lol I didnt
I mean I dont mind telling the stories but its usually a laugh at my expense, haha
I‘m laughing with you :) not over you...
joe moram and this is what you get
"I know it's graphic, bear with me"
don't worry, i'm laughing my ass off.
I have no desire to use my imagination while you are talking about dropping the soap in the shower.
nor do I wish for you too :)
it happened anyways, didn't it? ;-)
@@couchcamperTM maybe a little bit...
Bring back some stories from your vacation with your grandfather
I will have to dig up some pictures to go along with the stories
cutlerylover yes please do!
that would be awesome :)
@@cutlerylover Yes!
Thats what made me subscribe....
Drops the soap. That was the moment that Jeff realized.....that he fkd up...lol😂😂😂😂😊
LMAO!!! :-))))
Instantly demonetized for pornography.
no pronography here, didnt even curse :) simply told a true story...
@@cutlerylover tell it to the judge!
Fanny has a entirely different meaning here in the UK 😂🤣👍
Phillip Sharpe
I was waiting for some confused Brit to chime in. Lol.
@@JazzyJames33 not confused pal just saying it has a different meaning in the uk !
What does it mean in the UK
@@gabegames7749 Google it pal , 😁👍
"There are some people that like butt stuff, but I don't."
This is why I'm subscribed to you. You're a very unique person, one could say. You should be proud of how open and genuine you are, few people are.
I love your storytimes, I actually go through and search for them before I go to bed sometimes and it always helps me sleep. The longer they are the better. I also really love when you used to go through knife catalogs, you haven’t done that in forever and I think a lot of people would enjoy another video on that.
I too have been violated by my shower, I'm so glad that Jeff was able to speak about this. May one day showers be held accountable for their crimes.
i will send you candles for next time lol hilarious story man
Darc 1027 one of my favorite parts. Haha
More stories from your high school age
I knew exactly where this was going and I laughed for 11 minutes straight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah! your shower gave ya the ol shocker!
"It was like docking with a mothership."
-Jeff Smith
I have so many questions:
Why did I click on this?
Why did you post this?
Why is the faucet at that hight?
Why am I still watching this?
I guess I'll never know 😐
Aquaman has the hots for Jeff!!
Love your videos Jeff!! You stay keeping me laughin 🤣
Its a bidet in your shower lol
I clinched when you said "thank God it didn't go inside" 😂😂 Brother Jeff I feel bad for laughing 😂😂
This story made my day. I'm glad you're OK. If folks were as open, honest and as full of humor as you, society as a whole would be much better.
I think that spout must have originally had the type that fills a bathtub. It really is in a bad spot as a jet.
A spaceship docking into a mothership killed me man! Thank you for the laugh Jeff!
Oh my god I’m sitting at my work station grnding parts dying laughing right now. This is one of your best story time videos hands down
I subbed for the knives, stayed for the sodomy.
“I don’t know if you know where this is going...” your ass, Jeff. It’s going in your ass. This is solid gold, man! Thank you for sharing. I hope you recover soon. 😂
I'm dying laughing in my office right now, Jeff.
“The older I get the less shame I have” 10/10 Jeff-2019
"One in a million chance Doc."
that spout is a practical joke the construction team put in for that exact thing to happen.
I love the hand gesture illustrations....LOL!
Hahahahahahhaha this is why I have been watching you for over ten years! This kind of story! It’s the way you tell it that makes it so much better! Hahaha haha keep up the humor and random story telling!!!
That shower owes you dinner after that lol
Hahaha this is hilarious!
Can't stop laughing, thanks for sharing man.
MAN, you almost killed me with this one. i was laughing so hard. =P
LOLOLOL.....Nice of you to be so "open" about this, Jeff. Literally LOLOLOL.... Oh that was so funny!
First fleshlights now this you might be more wild than I thought. HAHAHAHAHA
CAJUN EDC Man what ?!
Man. That was a long time ago. Lol
Blaice Huston long time viewers will know what I’m talking about. lol
@@CAJUNAFOL thats some OG stuff right there, lol, yeah a viewer got me a fleshlight for Christmas I opened on cam, it was funny, but I did use it, then I started dating, lol...got rid of it long ago...
cutlerylover yep I’ve been following you since the beginning. lol
I will never unsubscribe this channel. You never know what's next.
this story is gold. not because of "the incident" in particular, but rather the way it is told. now I remember why I subbed to you since like 10 years or so, Jeff. :D
Legend has it that Jeff now does this for fun!
lol that story was great. I couldnt stop laughing!
"It got right up to the doors and said hello"
You're right, it is a funny story. Thanks for sharing.
I haven;t laughed that hard in a year -- Thanks
I saw the first picture and said oh and reqlized exactpy what happened
Well there was that time at summer camp but that wasn't in the shower 🤣🤣🤣
Docking a spaceship! 🚀 🤣
And this is why you never drop the soap. Even in your home by yourself. Just never do it.
" The Mothership" 😂
LMFAO!!!! "It wasn't slow motion & I lit a candle"... Sounds like you got a 2 pice & a brisket. Lol
2:10 Me: oh boy this can't be anything butt what I think it is😂
Dude I subscribed for the knife reviews, but some of the stories you tell absolutely kill me man. Thanks for the laugh!
Wow I figured the pooping the bed story would have been the most embarrassing.
7:36 "...and I'll be totally honest with you, I kind of liked it!"
Haaaaaahhhaahhaahhhhaaaaa you dropped the soap😂😂😂😂
I love these stories lmao. Thank god it didn’t go inside. Lol
I’m crying because I’m laughing so hard. 🤣
You had to go there!😂
this is the only reason i want to live, this shit is amazing
Jeff we need more people like you😂😂
*Huh! Wha! Huh!* made me die 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god!! Thanks for the laugh and being real with us lol, sounds like you have a hazardous shower!!
I have been laughing for 5min straight! YOU ROCK DUDE!
I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard!!!
Jeff got his cheeks busted by his own shower
Too much information Jeff very funny but now Im getting a visual image.. HAHAHA!!
Yesterday I was in line at the grocery store and the cashier said hi how are you doing and I quickly said not bad yourself, but when I looked up there was still someone ahead of me in line rip 😵
2:04 i can already tell where this is going
I wonder if the spout was originally for a bath tub and at some point it was turned into a shower and they left them?
Yet another legendary Storytime
The lighting reminds me of one of those video's where they're interviewing a rape victim that wants to remain anonymous, so all you see is a dark silhouette and the voice is distorted. 😂
Pausing the video after seeing the spout and the bar of soap. I know where this is going lol. Ok continuing.
“This is my butt...” lololol
"I am not among most human beings." Cutlerylover is actually the master race, and is more then a man. Less then a god.
It's a happy ending spout ;)
Don't worry Jeff, if disgusting stories weren't ment to be told, we wouldn't have glorious RUclips lol
LOL...thanks for the laughs 😄
Laughing my Ass off!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man stories like these are why I’ve been subscribed to you for YEARS. You made my day man. Get well soon man.
My god how strong is your water pressure! 😂😂😂
I haven't even watched this video yet but I know it's gonna be AWESOME!
Emergency doctors when removing strange objects from gay men’s rectors, it always happens in the shower !
The coroners would have had a field day if you filled yourself up. No one would ever get to hear the real story. LOL!!!
So now you owe the shower a fancy dinner Lol
Okay you told a story about you having an incident in bed while sick. I can't imagine what I'm in store for and I love it.
nothing entered the sacred of sacred lmfaoo
Lol...Looks like you need to get a hold of a plumber to fix that part of your shower and install a non-slip shower mat in the bottom if your shower. But, at least you got your butt cleaned!!! Roflmao!! Take care and keep the videos coming.
😂😂😂 best story ever. Love your honesty
Should prolly get that problem fixed...
I knew where this was going and still watched until the end.... No regrets
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
The enterprise docking on Uranus.
As a guy whose had his mothership docked too many times to count, I can attest that it sure feels weird the first time! After about the second or third time is when it starts feeling more natural ;)
That's the excuse I'd use if I was caught doing that too 😉😂😂
Oh shit man, that was absolutely hilarious haha. Well, time for some hilarious embarrassment of my own. A few months ago I rode my mountain bike home from work needing to crap but thinking I could get home in time. I get to the door of my home and literally crapped myself at the threshold. I was pissed at the time as in my mind I was like, "What the fuck? I'm not a toddler why couldn't I clench enough to avoid this." But now it's just kinda funny so I share my hilarious embarrassment with you sir, though I've yet to be violated by my shower haha
*Thats what its for*😂
ROTF , .... but the real question is, .... did you call the police and have the spout charged???