Once upon a time, in the eerie town of Lansberg, there stood a haunted house that had long been shrouded in mystery. Legend had it that the house was inhabited by the ghostly spirit of Mr. Bones, a former jazz musician with a penchant for playing the trumpet. But there was something peculiar about Mr. Bones' trumpet playing - it had the power to grant wishes related to calcium. Every night, as the moon cast its ghostly glow upon the town, the haunting sound of Mr. Bones' trumpet echoed through the streets. The townsfolk would gather outside the haunted house, their eyes wide with anticipation. They believed that if they made a wish related to calcium, Mr. Bones would play a tune on his trumpet, and their wish would come true. You see, Lansberg was known for its thriving dairy industry, and calcium was considered the lifeblood of the town. The people relied on their cows to produce rich and nourishing milk, which in turn provided them with strong bones and good health. So, they turned to Mr. Bones and his spooky tooting to ensure the prosperity of their beloved town. One chilly evening, a young girl named Emily found herself standing outside the haunted house, her heart filled with a longing for her sick grandmother to get better. With a deep breath, she closed her eyes and made her wish, "Oh, Mr. Bones, please toot a tune for my grandmother's calcium to be strong and healthy again." As if in response, the haunting sound of Mr. Bones' trumpet filled the air. The melody was both haunting and enchanting, sending shivers down the spines of everyone present. Emily's wish had been granted, and she couldn't wait to share the news with her grandmother. Word of Mr. Bones' calcium-granting abilities spread like wildfire throughout the town. People would line up outside the haunted house, clutching their wishes close to their hearts. They wished for strong bones, healthy teeth, and an abundance of milk from their cows. And one by one, Mr. Bones would play his trumpet, his spooky tooting bringing hope and good fortune to Lansberg. The town prospered like never before. The cows produced more milk than ever, and the people reveled in their good health. They attributed it all to the power of Mr. Bones' calcium-infused tooting. The haunted house became a symbol of hope and unity, with people from all walks of life coming together to make their wishes and celebrate the blessings of calcium. As the years passed, Mr. Bones' legend grew, and the haunted house became a beloved landmark in Lansberg. The town council even decided to erect a statue of Mr. Bones, forever immortalizing his mysterious and magical gift. To this day, the sound of Mr. Bones' trumpet can still be heard on certain moonlit nights. The people of Lansberg continue to gather outside the haunted house, making wishes for good calcium and celebrating the legacy of Mr. Bones. And in their hearts, they know that the spooky tooting of Mr. Bones' trumpet will forever bring them good fortune and blessings of strong bones and healthy lives.
This is the stuff that dudes would have on their USB stick in their aftermarket head unit in their 2005 Honda Civic and be like “what? I like this”
I honestly wasn't expecting the MFKR version of Gently. Neat!
pretty classy move
Wasnt expecting the demo version of Gently, still cool tho
You mean the original Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat. version?
@@sinful9347 Yeah
Respect for using the MFKR version for “Gently”.
Dude. Wtf. I love this
Kick goes wild
I loved iowa this is really well made!
I love the MFKR gently so much
People equal shit, but you are fucking awesome! Thanks for existing.
Once upon a time, in the eerie town of Lansberg, there stood a haunted house that had long been shrouded in mystery. Legend had it that the house was inhabited by the ghostly spirit of Mr. Bones, a former jazz musician with a penchant for playing the trumpet. But there was something peculiar about Mr. Bones' trumpet playing - it had the power to grant wishes related to calcium. Every night, as the moon cast its ghostly glow upon the town, the haunting sound of Mr. Bones' trumpet echoed through the streets. The townsfolk would gather outside the haunted house, their eyes wide with anticipation. They believed that if they made a wish related to calcium, Mr. Bones would play a tune on his trumpet, and their wish would come true. You see, Lansberg was known for its thriving dairy industry, and calcium was considered the lifeblood of the town. The people relied on their cows to produce rich and nourishing milk, which in turn provided them with strong bones and good health. So, they turned to Mr. Bones and his spooky tooting to ensure the prosperity of their beloved town. One chilly evening, a young girl named Emily found herself standing outside the haunted house, her heart filled with a longing for her sick grandmother to get better. With a deep breath, she closed her eyes and made her wish, "Oh, Mr. Bones, please toot a tune for my grandmother's calcium to be strong and healthy again." As if in response, the haunting sound of Mr. Bones' trumpet filled the air. The melody was both haunting and enchanting, sending shivers down the spines of everyone present. Emily's wish had been granted, and she couldn't wait to share the news with her grandmother. Word of Mr. Bones' calcium-granting abilities spread like wildfire throughout the town. People would line up outside the haunted house, clutching their wishes close to their hearts. They wished for strong bones, healthy teeth, and an abundance of milk from their cows. And one by one, Mr. Bones would play his trumpet, his spooky tooting bringing hope and good fortune to Lansberg. The town prospered like never before. The cows produced more milk than ever, and the people reveled in their good health. They attributed it all to the power of Mr. Bones' calcium-infused tooting. The haunted house became a symbol of hope and unity, with people from all walks of life coming together to make their wishes and celebrate the blessings of calcium. As the years passed, Mr. Bones' legend grew, and the haunted house became a beloved landmark in Lansberg. The town council even decided to erect a statue of Mr. Bones, forever immortalizing his mysterious and magical gift. To this day, the sound of Mr. Bones' trumpet can still be heard on certain moonlit nights. The people of Lansberg continue to gather outside the haunted house, making wishes for good calcium and celebrating the legacy of Mr. Bones. And in their hearts, they know that the spooky tooting of Mr. Bones' trumpet will forever bring them good fortune and blessings of strong bones and healthy lives.
DOOM music^^
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
Contagion, I'm sitting at the side of Satan
😂😂😂😂🤘🏾
Where is 515
Where is 515?
646*
Nah, I wanted the album version of Gently.
Damn bro mine has less views than this?
RUclips algorithm is weird af man