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I can not even explain how terrible this is, so much so that it’s extremely hilarious not to mention excessively funny and ludicrously creative 😂😂😂😂😂, je ne kiffe cette vidéo que trop, bien j’ai horreur de quelques accents 😂😂😂 Puisque tu parle l’arabe et l’espagnol, et pour rigoler encore un peu, tu pourrais essayer de faire dire quelques mots à quelqu’un qui ne parlerait QUE français, comme le mot désire (رغبة) avec un R à la française: غ et un R à l’espagnole: ر dans un seul mot 😂 et puis il y a aussi غربة (to live in foreign countries) or برغي (une vis que tu tournerais avec un screwdriver, مفكّ براغي ou un tourne-vis). To have fun with most western people try getting to say the work for rabbi in Levantine Arabic : حخام , most westerners don’t make the difference between ح et خ , alors avec un mot qui a les 2 😅😅😅 should be hilarious
@@ingoli6907 სასიამოვნოა ამ დამარცხებულის გამოწვევა, ის მაინც სწოვს ენებს, მე შემიძლია კარგად ვლაპარაკობ ქართულად, მაგრამ ენამ ეს ვერ შეძლო. გადახედე ჩემს არხს, თუ გინდა, რომ აქ ქართულად ვლაპარაკობ
I'm French and this is quite funny how you put a lot of seriousness in the bullshit you're saying, anybody that isn't French would think you're spitting facts 100%. It's really well researched humour fr
@@playinthegame1822LS is really fluent in sarcasm and humor, and that i say as a compliment! (even tho i have been "harassed" by his discord servers members for being swedish) (and my comment is supposed to be an agreement)
@@deutschegeschichte4972to be fair I don't know where does Language Simp stand to define the norm of a language, and that's problematic. Saying that "iel" is one of the three pronouns for example can be taken as a joke but also as a very serious offense to some linguists who are in a describing stance rather than a normalization of a language. So with that example I couldn't tell exactly if he was joking or not (I'm also french)
Actually that's one of the things that make sense in French. _Chien_ is a male dog, _chienne_ is female dog, _chat_ is a male cat, _chatte_ is a female cat, _chiot_ is a male puppy, _chiotte..._
in most exemples he used the gigachad versions of french found outside of france ( quebec, belgium ) which is highly triggering to the beta arrogant french
😆😆😆Can you also make one for Mandarin Chinese? Many people who are not used to our language think it is the ugliest language, thus I am so curious how would it be "roasted" in your video Thanks in advance 😁
Chinese languages sound really non-pretty due to the tones, but honestly, Japanese is way non-prettier than Chinese, as most Japanese words are embarrassingly funny with combinations of letters that aren’t good at all and repetition of the same syllable!
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
As an Italian learning French and planning to learn German this is truly inspiring, maybe I should move to the US just to mess with people and only speak in a mixture of the three
Great video! Vivid and funny. To correct one thing: nasals are consonants, and the french language has exactly the same ones as english or german, they are [m] and [n]. What laypersons and most language teachers alike call nasals are the nasalized vowels, and that is the correct linguists' naming convention. These vowels are not nasals (that would mean: air flow goes only through the nose, mouth is shut or mouth stream is barred by the tongue) but only nasalized (that means: air flow goes additionally through the nose, but mouth is open, and tongue is only partly or not at all obstructing the air flow). (Forgive me that I took this detail serious :-)
The part about native speakers not knowing how to write their own language is accurate. In Quebec it's even worse. Quite a few people can't write a single sentence without making a mistake.
On ne dit pas "c'est le temps d'apprendre". On dit "il est temps d'apprendre (it's high time you learnt French)" ou "c'est le moment d'apprendre (this is the right time to learn French)".
J'ai mal Cette vidéo m'a donné deux cancers, trois ruptures d'anévrisme, et soixante-dix crises cardiaques Je suis terriblement offensé et ma journée est ruinée TL;DR: Excellente vidéo 😂
I’m francophone (from Québec, 🇨🇦) and although I know it’s a parody not all speaking French people are from France and thus there’s no universal French expressions, like “verlan” for exemple it’s a France French thing, and the accent is different too. But the words “blonde” and “chum” (gf and bf) is a Québec French thing😅 but I did laugh cause some things are true here and in France. Written though, French from here or from overseas is the same, and I’m lucky I’m good cause so many people can’t write correctly like the text message exemple (my eyes were burning😅)
1:17 As a polish native speaker I decided to help you guys with translation of this wi-fi password. It basically means "Let's make arabic a lingua franca 'cause it's the best and our effort of making esperanto proved that nothing can't beat arabic as an ultimate gigachad alpha male world language". Seems quite long, but this is fault of many vowels smashed in there. True polish wi-fi passwords words are only made up from consonants. Glad I could be of any help.
Arabic is a non-pretty language that is also impossible with unnecessarily complicated script and is never going to be a lingua franca lol - the languages of the future are Norse / Icelandic / English / Dutch / Norwegian which are the prettiest languages ever, and they are to be the universal languages in the near future, so all should be learning them fluently!
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
It's a common fact that a croissant is a 2 minute potion for as speaking French. The baguette is a 5 minute potion. If you combine them, you speak the language for 1 minute, but without an accent. I just need an item duplication glitch.
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
I'm French and I REALLY enjoyed this documentary. Everything is 100% accurate and if you follow meticulously all these simple rules, you will have a memorable time in my country
@@wolftube5793 je te conseille de regarder des vidéos sur RUclips en français sur les sujets que tu aimes, par exemple si tu aimes jouer à un jeu en particulier tente de trouver un youtuber/streamer qui fait des vidéos/lives dessus. C'est la méthode que j'ai utilisé pour progresser en anglais. Bonne chance dans ton apprentissage de notre langue capricieuse 😁
@@wolftube5793Le plus difficile dans la langue française c'est la conjugaison, surtout le passé, mon premier conseil c'est de se concentrer sur le passé imparfait et composé et d'oublier, pour l'instant, les autres. Considérant que l'arabe a une origine différente du français cela peut être un peu compliqué pour vous, mais rien qui ne vous rende impossible, vous pouvez acquérir du vocabulaire avec des jeux, des films, des livres, des musique et bien de beaucoup d'autres formes
@@jhonhousthg9219 Merci beaucoup. Heureusement je suis bon en conjugaison. Maintenant, j'écoute de la musique et je comprends beaucoup des mots, mais j'ai une question, est-ce que tous les films et les chansons sont en l'accent parisien? Et comment je pourrais l'accent et est-ce que ce différe vraiment?
How accurately you use slang and how much you try to trigger the French from France says a lot about how much time you spent learning the language, thats the kind of content i subscribed for thank you
@@JimBaker-ks4io Its 2024 and the African / Arabic immigrants outnumber the "French", so yes, it is the new French. The Romans and Franks were once immigrants to France too, so are you going to say that actually Celtic is the real French?
As a French of Morrocan origin who live my all life in Paris suburb, I gratefully thank you for the future tourists you just trolled. The rob will not be made easier for us after this. (Just joking we’re praticly all nice people)
I speak French as my second language, and can confirm that people only started to understand me when I had my hypopharynx surgically removed. Il faut suffire pour parler francais.
C'est un signe que ton francais s'ameliore de plus en plus car tu reussis a nous faire rire nous les francophones. That's a sign that you are improving a lot , doing humour in another language is the most difficult thing . Once you are reaching that milestone i have no doubt about your knowledges.
I think he just laid out a complete minefield for the French linguistic community specifically those that watch his videos… like when he was talking about verlan I was losing my mind
As someone who doesn't know any French whatsoever, i can confirm i still cannot speak any French after this video and still have zero desire to learn. Thanks LS, you are the best!
As someome who learned French in highschool, when LanguageSimp said this is how you'll speak French after this video I immediately said "wesh frérot" in sync with the video
I have to learn French at school(because I'm German and WW2)... I feel so much pain learning this language. One thing I found Interesting is that you said septant, octant, nonnonte like in Suisse or Belgium than soixante-dix, quatre vings and quatre vings-dix as they do in France or Canada.
I had to learn German and I deeply regret that I didn’t put more effort into my learning. At that age it was hard to tell myself that if I did things correctly I could go out of school with a decent level of German, but what a wasted opportunity in retrospect :( if you have any interest for French, try to get as fluent as possible whilst you can. It’s harder later on in life
jourban wesh. cette vidéo est trop looc! ej reçois actuellement la combo hypopharynx bbl car la contrat de greffe de cheveux a expiré. Ej viens de terminer la vidéo et j'ai immédiatement absorbé la verlan et la wesh dans mon ancien cerveau bêta. maintenant ej peux proposer à mon zesgon une baguette et glaoui !
I was somewhat put off by the satire/sarcasm/humor at first, but the balance of correct pronunciation and definition with the humor is pretty good. "Va te faire foutre" 🤣🤣🤣
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Love your videos!💚
I can not even explain how terrible this is, so much so that it’s extremely hilarious not to mention excessively funny and ludicrously creative 😂😂😂😂😂, je ne kiffe cette vidéo que trop, bien j’ai horreur de quelques accents 😂😂😂
Puisque tu parle l’arabe et l’espagnol, et pour rigoler encore un peu, tu pourrais essayer de faire dire quelques mots à quelqu’un qui ne parlerait QUE français, comme le mot désire (رغبة) avec un R à la française: غ et un R à l’espagnole: ر dans un seul mot 😂 et puis il y a aussi غربة (to live in foreign countries) or برغي (une vis que tu tournerais avec un screwdriver, مفكّ براغي ou un tourne-vis).
To have fun with most western people try getting to say the work for rabbi in Levantine Arabic : حخام , most westerners don’t make the difference between ح et خ , alors avec un mot qui a les 2 😅😅😅 should be hilarious
ვიმეორებ, მაგრამ მაინც დავდებ, რომ ქართულს ვერ დაეუფლებით.
@@ingoli6907 სასიამოვნოა ამ დამარცხებულის გამოწვევა, ის მაინც სწოვს ენებს, მე შემიძლია კარგად ვლაპარაკობ ქართულად, მაგრამ ენამ ეს ვერ შეძლო. გადახედე ჩემს არხს, თუ გინდა, რომ აქ ქართულად ვლაპარაკობ
I'm French and this is quite funny how you put a lot of seriousness in the bullshit you're saying, anybody that isn't French would think you're spitting facts 100%.
It's really well researched humour fr
For real! Like I'm honestly super amazed by how much all the bullshit he says can actually make total sense if you don't know the language
I mean, I'm not French and I still think the sarcasm is quite evident lmao.
@@playinthegame1822LS is really fluent in sarcasm and humor, and that i say as a compliment! (even tho i have been "harassed" by his discord servers members for being swedish) (and my comment is supposed to be an agreement)
@@deutschegeschichte4972to be fair I don't know where does Language Simp stand to define the norm of a language, and that's problematic. Saying that "iel" is one of the three pronouns for example can be taken as a joke but also as a very serious offense to some linguists who are in a describing stance rather than a normalization of a language. So with that example I couldn't tell exactly if he was joking or not (I'm also french)
@@GormFR Isn't iel just the equivalent of the singular they? But unlike English they it is a neologism rather than an already existing word.
Remember: Words ending with “e” are usually feminine, such as “Une Homme”!
Well, the masculine word is « un homm »
Actually that's one of the things that make sense in French. _Chien_ is a male dog, _chienne_ is female dog, _chat_ is a male cat, _chatte_ is a female cat, _chiot_ is a male puppy, _chiotte..._
Reminds me of how the word "Masculinity" (Masculinidade) is feminine in Portuguese.
@@xouxoful 😂😂😂😂
@@gabor6259😂
As someone who doesnt speak french, I feel like a lot of jokes are going over my head.
There are no jokes in this video, qu'est-ce que tu racontes ?
What jokes mate his teaching so, aitre serious
in most exemples he used the gigachad versions of french found outside of france ( quebec, belgium ) which is highly triggering to the beta arrogant french
I mean it's a little satirical but most of what he's saying is correct
It's probably more of the french culture that helps you get the jokes than the language.
As a French Canadian person, this video is 100% true and all the translations are flawless
As a French French person, this comment is 100% true and everything has been fact-checked
USA is the greatest country in the world for ending French slavery in Canada. Kudos to them! The only real democracy out there.
@@1Know1tHurtsWhat the hell are you talking about?
@@Sabitha00101 Historical facts that are clearly not made up.
😭😭😭😭
I'm fluent in French now, merci le frèró
bågêtè
Weah fréro
MDRR
The prononciation of 10 at 4:59 is unbelievable ☠️
Dicx
😆😆😆Can you also make one for Mandarin Chinese?
Many people who are not used to our language think it is the ugliest language, thus I am so curious how would it be "roasted" in your video
Thanks in advance 😁
That's the best language ever! Chinese rocks. I love the scribbling that plays with my mind whenever I'm trying to write it down.
Chinese languages sound really non-pretty due to the tones, but honestly, Japanese is way non-prettier than Chinese, as most Japanese words are embarrassingly funny with combinations of letters that aren’t good at all and repetition of the same syllable!
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
it is indeed one of the ugliest languages
Chinese languages are not ugly they're just funny because of the tone-based pronunciation. Vietnamese is at a whole other level tho it's so wacky
This is such a great guide to focusing on how people actually talk rather than studying grammar
This is the satire we've needed for some time now. Thanks for bringing it back.
As an Italian learning French and planning to learn German this is truly inspiring, maybe I should move to the US just to mess with people and only speak in a mixture of the three
Je crois que c'est beaucoup plus drôle quand on parle français
There are so many jokes in the translation you wouldn't pick up on if you didn't understand French. Highly recommend it
Du hast dein deutsch verbessert, wirklich toll mein freund🤝🏻
Bro i actually thought he was staying facts 💀 until i saw the comment section , as i don't know french
Oh fuck my sides... That's the funniest shit i've ever seen... merci pour ca putain chaques blagues est plus drôle que la précédentes c'est du génie
Wesh ptdr, c'est une dinguerie t'as vidéo mon reuf. Bien ouej !
Great video! Vivid and funny. To correct one thing: nasals are consonants, and the french language has exactly the same ones as english or german, they are [m] and [n]. What laypersons and most language teachers alike call nasals are the nasalized vowels, and that is the correct linguists' naming convention. These vowels are not nasals (that would mean: air flow goes only through the nose, mouth is shut or mouth stream is barred by the tongue) but only nasalized (that means: air flow goes additionally through the nose, but mouth is open, and tongue is only partly or not at all obstructing the air flow). (Forgive me that I took this detail serious :-)
French Louisiana Accent Canadians Québécoise Montreal
Learn French in 3 steps:
Step 1 become Gay
Step 2 scream BONJOUR MONSIEUR in the middle of Paris
STEP 3 subscribe to language simp
It was crazy how you looked at the camera with one eye but looked at the subtitles with the other one.
T'es vidéos me font bien rire quand meme, merci mec
The part about native speakers not knowing how to write their own language is accurate. In Quebec it's even worse. Quite a few people can't write a single sentence without making a mistake.
Man African here born in Belgium and living there, raised in France your french is so funny but you are mixing every thing 😂
The numbers 10,70,80,90 killed me 😅😅😅 i like your version much more than original French
We have tons of borrowed French words in Russian: pommade, chauffeur, pince-nez, entresol, boudoir, trottoir, urinoir (pissoir), etc.
Is this letter scaring you ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ
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Privet Herr Simp, ou warst tu quand ja french lernen doitte. ma profs waren krutna überkorrekt.
ძმაო, სცადე ქართული ისწავლო, 100 ლარს დავდებ, რომ არ გამოგივა.
Yaasss
It took me two weeks to muster up the courage to view this Fr*nch content, but it actually wasn't that bad
man, do polish language review. It will be interesting fr
On ne dit pas "c'est le temps d'apprendre". On dit "il est temps d'apprendre (it's high time you learnt French)" ou "c'est le moment d'apprendre (this is the right time to learn French)".
J'ai mal
Cette vidéo m'a donné deux cancers, trois ruptures d'anévrisme, et soixante-dix crises cardiaques
Je suis terriblement offensé et ma journée est ruinée
TL;DR: Excellente vidéo 😂
*septante
I really needed this video
Gosh I loved this video 😂😂
4:59 the way he said 10 bro lol
Insert random letters to make it sound frencher, just to cut 90% of them out once you pronounce them.
As an American from İstanbul, the capital of the state of California, I can confirm this gigachad's French is perfect.
The "like me" killed me 😂
Mon gars t'es un génie, j'ai hurler de rire tout du long 🤣🤣
I’m francophone (from Québec, 🇨🇦) and although I know it’s a parody not all speaking French people are from France and thus there’s no universal French expressions, like “verlan” for exemple it’s a France French thing, and the accent is different too. But the words “blonde” and “chum” (gf and bf) is a Québec French thing😅 but I did laugh cause some things are true here and in France. Written though, French from here or from overseas is the same, and I’m lucky I’m good cause so many people can’t write correctly like the text message exemple (my eyes were burning😅)
If you don't speak French, start learning it now and then come back to this video after you're fluent because this is the funniest shit I've ever seen
Putain, ce mec est génial!
Je parle pas anglais,en fait.😶🌫😬 @TeIegram-me-Language_SimpYT.
@@PatrickMaxime-ru1pb Pourquoi tu réponds à un bot?
"Un char" works in North American French. ✌️
1:17 As a polish native speaker I decided to help you guys with translation of this wi-fi password. It basically means "Let's make arabic a lingua franca 'cause it's the best and our effort of making esperanto proved that nothing can't beat arabic as an ultimate gigachad alpha male world language". Seems quite long, but this is fault of many vowels smashed in there. True polish wi-fi passwords words are only made up from consonants. Glad I could be of any help.
Not only passwords, actually, all words.
@@mentalitydesignvideo yeah, but all words in polish are wi-fi passwords
@@GIBI_SZPILORZ except BOBER
Arabic is a non-pretty language that is also impossible with unnecessarily complicated script and is never going to be a lingua franca lol - the languages of the future are Norse / Icelandic / English / Dutch / Norwegian which are the prettiest languages ever, and they are to be the universal languages in the near future, so all should be learning them fluently!
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
It's a common fact that a croissant is a 2 minute potion for as speaking French. The baguette is a 5 minute potion. If you combine them, you speak the language for 1 minute, but without an accent. I just need an item duplication glitch.
i agree
I am learning French, but the pronunciation is too nasal, so I never liked the standard French pronunciation - Breton and Gallo sound way better than French as they are more toned-down and less nasal, so I highly recommend learning these languages and also the prettiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese which are as pretty / refined / poetic as English and too pretty not to know!
Most french people don't speak french but eat a lot of baguettes and croissants to make it up
@@Mad_madeleine real
I'm French and I REALLY enjoyed this documentary. Everything is 100% accurate and if you follow meticulously all these simple rules, you will have a memorable time in my country
Je suis irakien. Nous apprenons français dans l'école et je veux apprendre plus français mais je ne sais pas comment. J'ai besoin d'un conseil.
@@wolftube5793 je te conseille de regarder des vidéos sur RUclips en français sur les sujets que tu aimes, par exemple si tu aimes jouer à un jeu en particulier tente de trouver un youtuber/streamer qui fait des vidéos/lives dessus. C'est la méthode que j'ai utilisé pour progresser en anglais.
Bonne chance dans ton apprentissage de notre langue capricieuse 😁
n'utilisez pas cet video 😂c'est satirique@@wolftube5793
@@wolftube5793Le plus difficile dans la langue française c'est la conjugaison, surtout le passé, mon premier conseil c'est de se concentrer sur le passé imparfait et composé et d'oublier, pour l'instant, les autres. Considérant que l'arabe a une origine différente du français cela peut être un peu compliqué pour vous, mais rien qui ne vous rende impossible, vous pouvez acquérir du vocabulaire avec des jeux, des films, des livres, des musique et bien de beaucoup d'autres formes
@@jhonhousthg9219 Merci beaucoup. Heureusement je suis bon en conjugaison. Maintenant, j'écoute de la musique et je comprends beaucoup des mots, mais j'ai une question, est-ce que tous les films et les chansons sont en l'accent parisien? Et comment je pourrais l'accent et est-ce que ce différe vraiment?
"Preservatif - preservative"
*oh no*
what if I told you that "preservatif" means cøndom
Never realised how much better these videos are when you actually speak the language
The rest of the letters being silent is one of the funniest things I've come across this year
fr
I also loved the nous, take off us, swap the letters 😂
I'm currently learning french and I find this really useful. Thank god we have this guy that can teach us about french culture!
It must be a joke 😭
pls tell us you’re joking
How accurately you use slang and how much you try to trigger the French from France says a lot about how much time you spent learning the language, thats the kind of content i subscribed for thank you
That’s not triggering but hilarious ! He knows his stuff.
Please tell me this is a joke...
That "French" slang is from African / Arabic immigrants, it's not French.
@@JimBaker-ks4io Its 2024 and the African / Arabic immigrants outnumber the "French", so yes, it is the new French. The Romans and Franks were once immigrants to France too, so are you going to say that actually Celtic is the real French?
As a romanian
when you said "préserfatif"
You made me question my life 💀
You do the impossible feat of making French content enjoyable
I had never considered before, just listening to a french word
POV: You're American.
@@thisisabsurd.lawfulevil9922Unbelievably, most of this guy’s audience is American!
NOT YOU TELLING PEOPLE THAT PRESERVATIF IS PRESERVATIVE 😆😆😆
I just translated that and glad I didn't show anybody the French I just learned 😂
@@grave8590modnoc (spell it backwards and that's what it means)
As a French of Morrocan origin who live my all life in Paris suburb, I gratefully thank you for the future tourists you just trolled. The rob will not be made easier for us after this. (Just joking we’re praticly all nice people)
I speak French as my second language, and can confirm that people only started to understand me when I had my hypopharynx surgically removed. Il faut suffire pour parler francais.
When is "American Explains: How to Speak Uzbek" coming out?
ayyy it's Yama
Яма, что тебя связывает с Узбекистаном?
C'est un signe que ton francais s'ameliore de plus en plus car tu reussis a nous faire rire nous les francophones. That's a sign that you are improving a lot , doing humour in another language is the most difficult thing . Once you are reaching that milestone i have no doubt about your knowledges.
Fait trop chier ton commentaire, il n'apprends plus le français, tu voulais dire un vrai truc mais t'as fini par rien dire en fait
'Quosser tu veut ducon @@ejovo
You're wrong, he's terrible in french, that's what is funny.
As a french, I find his knowledge of french slang scary.
Well, I believe it was the first non-native language he learned, even before Russian
2:26 Turkish Hairlines 😂😂😂
Some viewers might fall into blatant traps meant to embarrass them (not citing any tho).
Viewer discretion is advised.
I think he just laid out a complete minefield for the French linguistic community specifically those that watch his videos… like when he was talking about verlan I was losing my mind
“Do you wanna marry your teacher?” That was a priceless opening.
I'm french. Laughed hard. Thanks for this video 😂
As someone who doesn't know any French whatsoever, i can confirm i still cannot speak any French after this video and still have zero desire to learn. Thanks LS, you are the best!
1:58 his other eye show something in the distance
Finalmente, agora eu posso ir lutar pela frança quando a terceira guerra mundial acontecer👍
As Belgian who's a native French speaker, I laughed during all of the video 😂😂
Thank you for indroducing me to дора's music, without you, my life would be boring with only Monolingual Beta english music
As someome who learned French in highschool, when LanguageSimp said this is how you'll speak French after this video I immediately said "wesh frérot" in sync with the video
I'm so glad I've studied enough French to understand most of the jokes 🤣
I watched this so long my dad finally came back with the milk
Enjoy your milk
Hopefully your listener won't believe and use all of your tips because we won't understand much here in France. 🤣
If you want to improve in French also do watch French RUclipsrs as they are the best after English/American RUclipsrs
Un char😂
jai parker mon char pi prende mon bicyclette pour yaller au dep. sauve la gauz.
Thank you Language Simp! Now I, a Québecois, can actually speak french
This is brilliant. Inside jokes galore for French speakers.
Sure. Why not?
Banger video (no lo vi aun)
You've summoned the French
hahahaha "That probably means something in polish"
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg this might be your funniest video yet, your comedy is getting better and better
All of this video is true and everything is accurate and fact-checked
Wesh tu m'as tué mon reuf. j'kiff à mort tes vidéos, continue comme as!
ass?
@@MeblIkeaMec c du verlan as, c cringe ke tue le compron pa
@@MeblIkea it's de verlan for "ça"
@@hippowannabe1890 yo ass
I am impressed in the way you are switching from France french and Canada French. Bravo!!!
As a future native, French as foreign language teacher I cannot stop laughing.
This guy is funny he mix all the differents french , the french of France, Canada, Belgium , Switzerland....
5:18 ¿what about just getting eu citizenship in ireland?
Are we really going to let him slide on the preservative/préservatif thing? It would be funny.
1:58 i live how his eye is moving 😂😂
Le Polyglot King came back with an epic video🤑
Im french and everything he said was true. Those who say it is not are just searching for an excuse to start a riot, classic french behaviour.
0:06 Yes, they wouldn’t even pronounce the S when it needs to be pronounced.
Your German sounded very convincing. But I'm French so I wouldn't really know.
Statistically, that was not 50% correct.
1:11 Yeah it's pretty Кошмар
I have to learn French at school(because I'm German and WW2)... I feel so much pain learning this language. One thing I found Interesting is that you said septant, octant, nonnonte like in Suisse or Belgium than soixante-dix, quatre vings and quatre vings-dix as they do in France or Canada.
I had to learn German and I deeply regret that I didn’t put more effort into my learning. At that age it was hard to tell myself that if I did things correctly I could go out of school with a decent level of German, but what a wasted opportunity in retrospect :( if you have any interest for French, try to get as fluent as possible whilst you can. It’s harder later on in life
Also: I find it cool that you know of the difference between these numbers (as a septante&nonante user :))
jourban wesh. cette vidéo est trop looc! ej reçois actuellement la combo hypopharynx bbl car la contrat de greffe de cheveux a expiré. Ej viens de terminer la vidéo et j'ai immédiatement absorbé la verlan et la wesh dans mon ancien cerveau bêta. maintenant ej peux proposer à mon zesgon une baguette et glaoui !
Omg I puked when I saw "iel and iels"... Please don't do this to me again Le Simp des Langues :(
I was somewhat put off by the satire/sarcasm/humor at first, but the balance of correct pronunciation and definition with the humor is pretty good. "Va te faire foutre" 🤣🤣🤣
glad you came around on me
Some jokes made me really angry (as a french of course) but that's okay I love you anyway