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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2018
  • The extended version of HIGNFY. Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Jennifer Saunders and panellists Grayson Perry and Matt Forde. 3 Dec 2018

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  • @syzuev3184
    @syzuev3184 11 месяцев назад +12

    Lizz Truss giving those resignation awards is bloody poetic

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +28

    the best cut of this yet, no annoying logos, no annoying commercials, just HIGGY full. Thx!!

  • @anumeon
    @anumeon 5 лет назад +58

    I still from time to time laugh at the episode with the Baroness. RIP. She was a true character

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +1

      Whitehall hosting. watching him fawn over her is borderline cringe.

    • @Ibike007
      @Ibike007 5 лет назад +1

      Perhaps you could share the season/episode plz?
      I'd love to watch that one!
      Thank you

    • @anumeon
      @anumeon 5 лет назад

      There is a torrent available if you google for Have i got news for you torrent,, It has series 1 thru 54 in it.. Obviously i cannot post a link here, since that is morally dubious.. :D

    • @Ibike007
      @Ibike007 5 лет назад +1

      Ugh no torrents on my gaming rig 😉😂
      Perhaps a season 40 episode 5 and I could maybe find it on RUclips
      👍🏼

    • @beeldinkum3152
      @beeldinkum3152 5 лет назад

      peter

  • @suicidalbanananana
    @suicidalbanananana 5 лет назад +7

    I wish we still had this show in the Netherlands, i've pretty much been binge watching these episodes on youtube and even though half of it doesnt make sense to me (as the formula of the show obviously means its always full of local news, and im not always up to speed with UK news) im having so much fun watching these. Thank you for the uploads!

  • @gamefreakforlife
    @gamefreakforlife 5 лет назад +12

    Belgian here: sending your cat is a figure of speech we use to mean, he can't be arsed to show up.

  • @morbius109
    @morbius109 5 лет назад +8

    Grayson Perry is damned hilarious. That "Mister Whippy" bit at 27:44 had me laughing so hard I nearly fell out of my chair LOL.

  • @NotAMinifig
    @NotAMinifig 5 лет назад +48

    note: "he sent his cat" is a dutch/flemish saying to say somebody didn't show up.

    • @staninjapan07
      @staninjapan07 5 лет назад +4

      Thanks, that can go in a trivia quiz for my students.

    • @AlexandraRezvykh
      @AlexandraRezvykh 2 года назад

      @@staninjapan07 мллллне

    • @staninjapan07
      @staninjapan07 2 года назад

      @@AlexandraRezvykh Ты любишь меня больше, чем я люблю тебя

  • @staninjapan07
    @staninjapan07 5 лет назад +2

    Thanks for another big helping of humour from the UK.

  • @smoog
    @smoog 5 лет назад +12

    Thanks from Oz

  • @LarryTheTubaBoy
    @LarryTheTubaBoy 5 лет назад +21

    8:25 More to the point, James Bond was conceived... not born.
    I'll see myself out now...

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 2 года назад +1

    22:32 I'm just amazed by the perfectly tuned G# and F notes of these glasses!

  • @Kowasi
    @Kowasi 5 лет назад +52

    Mr. Elon Musk's observation that the probability of death on Mars is higher than the probability of death on Earth is incorrect. The probability of death on both planets is 100%.
    Meanwhile, the childhood friend of giant bull Knickers, Bra, was originally called Brahmin. Bra was a nickname.

    • @Attalai
      @Attalai 5 лет назад +5

      I know what you're saying and while that is true, how will it screw the statistics once somebody died on Mars who was born on Earth? :)

  • @68sweetnovember
    @68sweetnovember 5 лет назад +4

    Excellent !!
    Thank you !!

  • @jonathaneffemey4892
    @jonathaneffemey4892 2 года назад +1

    Thanks so much for posting.

  • @withonelook1985
    @withonelook1985 5 лет назад +5

    Grayson Perry is sitting directly in front of a 10 foot caricature of his own face...

    • @Legotruck82
      @Legotruck82 5 лет назад +1

      wondered if anyone else in the comments noticed haha

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej1827 5 лет назад

    Thank you from Italy!!!

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan 5 лет назад +35

    Jennifer Saunders ♥

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +1

      Matt Forde. in the vernacular. 'not so much'

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 5 лет назад +1

      Grayson Perry ♥

  • @lindahart6049
    @lindahart6049 5 лет назад +4

    Thanks!

  • @jennysok8320
    @jennysok8320 5 лет назад +1

    Thank you!!!!!

  • @myoldreteacher
    @myoldreteacher 5 лет назад +1

    0:44 - Yay! I'm watching from Minnesota right now :D

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 5 месяцев назад

      Me too! I mean, 5 years later. Uff-da, doesn't time fly?

  • @reejan8109
    @reejan8109 6 месяцев назад +1

    I believe Knickers is not a cow but rather, a steer.

  • @LarryTheTubaBoy
    @LarryTheTubaBoy 5 лет назад +6

    9:56 I popped back in to say it usually costs a lot more than £3 to "lengthen [one's] pole"... like at least £50 for anything even remotely effective... I've been told.

  • @falcychead8198
    @falcychead8198 5 лет назад +1

    I must be missing some subtle point. For me, the spot ends up on the right side.
    Starting on the bottom:
    Forward - now on the side facing you
    Right - to the right
    Right - facing away
    Forward - back on the bottom
    Left - no change
    Backwards - facing away again
    Left - right side

    • @Kyoto_Ed
      @Kyoto_Ed 5 лет назад +1

      I got it like
      Forward- now facing you
      right- its still facing you
      right- still facing you (if it's rotating left to right with the dot facing you the dot's position wont change)
      forward- dots on top of the cube
      left- on left side of cube
      backwards- still of left side of cube
      left- dots on bottom plane of cube

    • @falcychead8198
      @falcychead8198 5 лет назад

      I think the problem is different frames of reference. I'm thinking of it globally, where x is the left-right axis, y is the forward-back axis, and z is the up-down axis in the space that the cube is in. "Forward" means rotating around the x axis so that the side with the spot is now facing you, "right" means rotating around the z axis so that the spot is on the right, etc. I guess they mean that the cube's axes stay with the cube, so by "right" they mean clockwise around the cube's original z axis.

    • @rockyboy220
      @rockyboy220 5 лет назад

      That's what I thought

  • @LorBell
    @LorBell Год назад

    WOW, is this episode filled with Ha-Ha were YOU ever wrong so-called News 😀

  • @FloraWest
    @FloraWest 5 лет назад +11

    I like Matt Forde--very knowledgeable and funny. Impressionists always make me cringe a bit for some reason but he kept it low-key enough.

    • @FloraWest
      @FloraWest 5 лет назад

      I can see that.@* *

  • @mmoss6961
    @mmoss6961 3 месяца назад

    35:15 I used to know someone who lived next door to a Jehovah Witness' Hall and their cat used to wander around the hall. The owner would go in there calling out for it - the cat's name was "Satan". The dog named Fire is just as inappropriate, but it made me laugh.

  • @suparnamaiti.
    @suparnamaiti. 5 лет назад +1

    Doesn't the Argentinian president look like the 12th doctor Peter Capaldi?🤔

  • @frankblack9476
    @frankblack9476 5 лет назад

    6:34 what are the scrapes from. I like to think they are defensive wounds. Get on it Scot Yard.

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks Год назад

    Help is on the way

  • @Bladestrummer
    @Bladestrummer 5 лет назад

    "to drill a hole in the surface and measure any subsequent tremors". Subsequent? It's not measuring the effect of drilling, it's measuring seismic tremors. OMG

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 2 года назад +2

      Subsequent, contrary to what you seem to think, does not mean the same as consequent.

  • @mikeyb8040
    @mikeyb8040 5 лет назад +3

    Every time I hear Vince Cable's name I hear James Acaster sing, "Vince Cable sitting on a table, coz they've run out of chairs"

  • @thegardenoffragileegos1845
    @thegardenoffragileegos1845 5 лет назад

    I just figured out who the current Dr. Who reminds me of when it should have been obvious all along.

  • @Gunni1972
    @Gunni1972 5 лет назад +1

    The Answer of Maradona is always the same, let me draw the lines.

  • @redchthonic
    @redchthonic 7 месяцев назад

  • @kevinklement2621
    @kevinklement2621 5 лет назад

    In Armageddon chess, black gets 4 minutes and white gets 5, which is why it's fair for Black to win in a draw.

  • @RockMetal120
    @RockMetal120 5 лет назад

    really the best joke at 19:50 :3

  • @ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell
    @ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell 5 лет назад

    what's the kate middleton joke?

  • @DiarmuidOhibicin
    @DiarmuidOhibicin 5 лет назад +3

    Em, cows are shes' not hes' 🤔

  • @aaronpeart
    @aaronpeart 5 лет назад +1

    34:20 had me cackling

  • @romlyn99
    @romlyn99 4 года назад +1

    Everyone is laughing at the forklift that causes an entire warehouse to collapse like dominos - The driver was buried and might have died - but nicely edited that bit out

    • @jojojojo4332
      @jojojojo4332 3 года назад +2

      he survived it was in the usa at a warehouse that stored dairy/groceries.

    • @linrob1312
      @linrob1312 Год назад +1

      He was sacked...

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@linrob1312 Oh that sucks! I mean, I replayed it a few times because it was so spectacular, and I was pretty sure the forklift didn't hit the pallet rack. In fact, for those pallet racks to collapse like that, they had to have been WAY overloaded, far beyond their design capacity. If it was dairy or other canned/wet groceries, that would be easy to do.

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 5 месяцев назад +1

      Forklifts in the US are required to have a safety cage to protect the driver in case a load falls on top of them. I was more concerned about the guy standing on the end of the rack when the upright snapped. He was in a position to be seriously hurt.

  • @davidahighley3694
    @davidahighley3694 4 месяца назад

    PLEASE CAN GRAYSON PERRY BE IN CHARGE OF UK ART?

  • @SteveWhite1104
    @SteveWhite1104 3 года назад

    Brilliant episode. And:
    Best Trump. EVER.

  • @slatibaadfast
    @slatibaadfast 2 года назад

    Done

  • @octagonocologist
    @octagonocologist 3 года назад

    that's a quality trump impression

  • @philmace81
    @philmace81 4 месяца назад

    I didn't watch this until i realized that's not Spencer Jones.
    So sad that Grayson's career can be so easily hamstrung because the cover photo for the video he looks like he could be that flop goof Jones.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 4 года назад +1

    today on ReWatch : History's History. 36:03 Cameron leaves no foot prints, Obama did refer to him as a 'light-weight'. Now We Know

  • @herrzimm
    @herrzimm 4 года назад

    A year later and all the "no deal Brexit" jokes and comments about Corbyn wants to leave ... Really dont hold up

  • @joantaylor7117
    @joantaylor7117 3 года назад

    Brilliant Trump mocking segment!

  • @PokerJoker811
    @PokerJoker811 5 лет назад +3

    Isn't Paul still far too relevant for panto?

  • @krileayn
    @krileayn 5 лет назад

    JRM4PM

  • @bundleofperceptions1397
    @bundleofperceptions1397 5 лет назад +3

    My probability of dying on Mars is 0, my probability of dying of Earth is 100%. I don't think Elon knows that 100 is larger than 0.

  • @bwfvc7770
    @bwfvc7770 4 года назад

    that cake. do you not read mathematics?

  • @bwfvc7770
    @bwfvc7770 4 года назад

    Mensuration.

  • @Iroxinping
    @Iroxinping 5 лет назад

    Kickers was a fake....those are minicows....like shetland ponies...only 3 to 4 feet high....and a normal cow....lol

    • @herpderpherpd
      @herpderpherpd 5 лет назад

      No, those are crossbred Wagyu cattle. Not the tallest breed but they're not 3 to 4 feet high.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 2 года назад +1

      I don't think you can call a steer any sort of cow, let alone a normal one. Admittedly he's not a normal bull, neither. PS I think it was Knickers....

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 5 месяцев назад

      @@Gottenhimfella Usage of the word "cow" to mean a female bovine or any bovine is optional. It might vary by region, but it's not etched in stone. English is constantly evolving, and dictionaries are based on usage, not the other way around.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 5 месяцев назад

      @@beenaplumber8379 I

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +1

    Liz Truss?!! oh, Bless.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 5 лет назад +4

      We import 30% of our resignations. THAT. IS. A. DIS. GRACE.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад

      @@momon969 LOL XD

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 5 лет назад +1

    Grayson Perry, what a breath of fresh air alongside the has-beens.

  • @Bladestrummer
    @Bladestrummer 5 лет назад +3

    Mr Musk also observed that we need to massively reduce greenhouse gases and drive electric cars instead of fossil-fuel cars, and then made it happen,, and he gets thoroughly trashed by Jennifer. But Maggie's contribution to soft ice-cream gets all round respect from the whole panel?

    • @Rangifulla
      @Rangifulla 5 лет назад

      They were also quite taken with the big cow

    • @thepezfeo
      @thepezfeo 5 лет назад

      His flame-throwers were much more affordable.

    • @Gottenhimfella
      @Gottenhimfella 2 года назад

      @@Rangifulla Yes, and not one of them seemed to know that cows are, both by definition and through their inability to communicate, *not* in any position to insist they are referred to by the pronoun "he"

  • @starby1984
    @starby1984 5 лет назад +3

    20.00 "Whoever's black wins". Unless you're applying for a job at the BBC of course.

    • @gat2mad40
      @gat2mad40 5 лет назад +1

      Or you're up in front of a judge for stabbing someone

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner596 2 года назад +1

    Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
    Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
    Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
    Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
    Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
    Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
    Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
    Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?"

  • @bongofrenzy303
    @bongofrenzy303 5 лет назад +1

    and OI! Hislop.. Corbyn voted against brexit. Get yr fax str8.

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt5219 5 лет назад

    We'll trade you Limeys Theresa for Trump. Deal?

    • @Kyoto_Ed
      @Kyoto_Ed 5 лет назад

      that's gotta be the worst trade deal in history

  • @kynismos
    @kynismos 5 лет назад

    "Trump is stupid", "The Express is hate filled"? How edgy and original

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 2 года назад +6

      I mean...the truth is the truth

  • @Snakesborough
    @Snakesborough 5 лет назад +1

    England has really gone down the drain. Back in the nineties I could have a good laugh watching HIGNFY. Now it's more boring than a German comedian. Januari second I will start my course of Russian. English is so out of date. Best wishes from the Netherlands.

    • @tomas-malo
      @tomas-malo 5 лет назад +3

      Ah yes, the famously hilarious Russians. Have fun.

  • @MrWombatty
    @MrWombatty 5 лет назад +1

    Lots of quips about knickers & bras, but no one is game to mention the cow in the blue dress!

  • @bbrockert
    @bbrockert 5 лет назад +3

    The guy dressed as a clown really put no effort into being funny or entertaining. This is why people don't like clowns.

    • @keffypoo
      @keffypoo 5 лет назад +1

      @* * This has nothing to do with what he was wearing, but the fact that he wasn't funny, interesting or entertaining - and he truly was not. I could not care less what he's wearing, but that make-up is gaudy.

    • @rockyboy220
      @rockyboy220 5 лет назад +3

      Or dull Americans

  • @Niko5black
    @Niko5black 5 лет назад

    Grayson Perry............weirdo. TRANSVESTITE.

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 2 года назад +4

      Oh man, zing

    • @susandemir7180
      @susandemir7180 Год назад +1

      Grayson is an artist, and a joker,
      The dressing up is so well done,
      He is wonderful,
      Love your look Grayson,
      You are so intelligent too,
      A pleasure to watch you♥️

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think Grayson would embrace those terms - weirdo and transvestite. He's a social critic, and it's his job to flush out people with your sensitivities so you can show them to the world. Thanks for playing along!