Dad: Jimmy Jimmy: Yes Dad Dad: Did you wash the dishes? JImmy: yes Dad: *why are there microorganisms in my plate* JImmy: Uhh, but I didn't see them Dad: Come here son I'm not going to hurt you
"I played as a default in random duos and THIS HAPPENED **MUST WATCH* make a new account for the default and say your a new player. Move around like one, shoot like one, and then at the end (if you win) tell them your kiwiz
Farmy ohhh I get u now, it would be a full bot squad 😂😂, nah, but, I think they would put u with real people just they are rlly bad or he just plays a bit on the account
fortnite season 2 comes out kiwiz tweets “thanks fortnite i have so much new content” kiwiz in season 2: putting number in my name (season 1) content...
Kiwiz:alrighty guys let’s put my phone number in my fortnite name Jarvis:I’m gonna DM 100 tik tok stars FaZe Kay : Jarvis let’s run some duo’s Jarvis:😭
PLEASE follow my instagram: @kiwizjohn
also my tiktok: @kiwiz_
Kiwiz oof
He
I am gonna call you lol
Wassup kiwiz
hi
4:10 that was me bro made me weekend 🖤
Did u call him
Ur lucky
LCG perkin yes that me in the video that called him 3 times lmaooo
He should have added you
iKxngSteph lol 💀
if youre reading this you are going to become rich and have great success in the future 👍🏽
Thx
Thx i liked:)
I liked thx
I hope so
kxxn ❤️
11:13 so we gonna talk about how he retook his own wall 🤣
Wow I didn't even notice haha
lmao
lol
He probably didn’t know
give him a break its hard to take walls from his self
Who else tried to call him and someone named “google” answered
Silvr me
Silvr me
Silvr me
So what does google mean
Silvr me
The fact that everybody is trying to call him😂.
Tonyfn 😂
Exactly he literally said he was deactivating the number after he uploaded the video 😭some ppl are just a little slow
Henrique Wolff people say the thumbnail, and immediately called or texted
He already did this a couple months ago
@@blvr texted isn't a word.. just saying, sorry
PLOT TIWST: He had anonymous mode on
Lol
Yes I love the plot TIWST
Yes I called Anonymous [365] turned out it was kiwiz
HypixelPlays he didn’t doe
Diftx_ iopyy are you dumb. He said plot twist. Your so brain dead man
You should do more vids like these :)
alqsy yo I’m subbed to you ur the second best console player haha I’m the best nah jk ur insane bro I’m subbed to u keep up the grind luv ur vids
nav wait who...... gives a flying fuck
No quema Cuhh 😂
nav nobody cares
Pokemon Theme Song Going On In The Back ground And John Blasting Everyone XD
HaMm3RX I love that you called him John. X
@@profeadsey Lol Thx
@@profeadsey same
Imagine calling him john action like you know him and your friends lol
11:51 : walks past a MYTHIC DRUM GUN Me: Ok I’m outta here bois ( it was a typo get off my back)
Ryno pls edit. PLZ
what’s myrhic lmao
It’s a typo leave him alone
He walked past it 3 times
Omg yes
“dON’T liE wHO elSe wENt sTrAIghT tO ThE CoMmeNtS?”
I’m not one of those self promoters I’ll Grind ❤️
Me
AeK0 ZF0RCE fr it’s still kind of asking for attention
lol I did right away
Me
Me
Kiwiz: content is kinda dry
Me: Epic when the helicopters coming??!?
Cody Adams finally someone new
IKR when r they cummin
Cody Adams you now have your first sub
I hope next patch
Damn Kiwis!! Your the definition of “Freak of nature” 😂😂😂👏🏽
@@evoid1283 u fucking garbage
Bruh
evoid just keep on grinding bro thats all i can say! Ill sub btw
evoid we asked
"Or you will have bad luck for 2020"
The world: sorry kiwiz
11:15 when you retake your own wall
Lol
Dad: Jimmy
Jimmy: Yes Dad
Dad: Did you wash the dishes?
JImmy: yes
Dad: *why are there microorganisms in my plate*
JImmy: Uhh, but I didn't see them
Dad: Come here son I'm not going to hurt you
You good frizze
umm... ok?
Ay you good bro?
Umm ok you good
Yo u good?
"I played as a default in random duos and THIS HAPPENED **MUST WATCH*
make a new account for the default and say your a new player. Move around like one, shoot like one, and then at the end (if you win) tell them your kiwiz
IceFratic skill based matchmaking?
Farmy he/she literally says “make a new account”
sacred that’s the thing only bots
Farmy ohhh I get u now, it would be a full bot squad 😂😂, nah, but, I think they would put u with real people just they are rlly bad or he just plays a bit on the account
@@farmyfncs5149 random duos. Its split for skill base right?
Happy birthday to that first caller he’s a true G
Kiwiz: Dang I’m at 60 ping
Me: Let’s go, just went down to 100 ping
That’s because the fortnite servers are super laggy rn
Do more of this kind of vid. It's actually funny
6:37 he left the supply drop in the vault 😭😭
JayROK i was looking or somebody in the comments saw it also👀
Fabrice Mak same
So many people miss it
Waiting for the comment
Guys, I waited all day to take a shit...now I’m watching this video...while taking a shit.
5:40 thought those were my AirPods
KIWIZ IS GOATED
You should hit me up with a phon number call😂😂
Twitch Geeemoney Number?
First caller was a nice dude
“Dude this ping is so bad” meanwhile he takes every wall
egirl hannah yep lol
love the way you planned the content, man
I think kiwiz got somebody named “google” over his house tonight
He did say he won't have to number at the end it's a Google number that people can use for a certain amount of time until you cancel it
who else loves kiwiz upload schedule
👇🏼😂
7:40 you killed me dude!! XD
Why are you in like level 10 lobbied
DaleOof 🤣🤣🤣
Kiwiz: my ping is so bad
Also Kiwiz: taking everyone’s walls
Who else saw that Drum gun in his inventory and he didnt use it all game? xD xD
Made me mad
Fax
True
Bruh right when he said "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS-" I said NO I DONT! 😂
Synitical Same
Synitical ok
Synitical ok?
@@YogiFn. kk
@@YoSosaW kk
Yo you should of killed them then did the “call me” emote. Edit: I said that before he got the win. No hate please
Bh Llama fr
hahah frfr
yu didnt edit the comment
Bh Llama I’m not self promoting but I think I’m underrated console player and would love for you to take the time out your day to check me out💖🥺
Then you should have deleted the comment
love the pokemon music in the background😂
7:55 lmaoo he messed up the retake and cut it so we didn’t notoce😂
When u ass be like...
Nah I'm playin
This is lowkey the best fortnite kiwiz has ever played
when kiwiz says “imma go get kills” 6:13 he goes cracKED mode😭
GG zecyZ I’m not self promoting but I think I’m underrated console player and would love for you to take the time out your day to check me out💖🥺
Pixsy stop spamming this go get a life
Pixsy i’m here for kiwiz not you buddy.
❤️ Stay consistent ❤️
I called he answered he made my day at 4:10
That’s not yo username tho???
Lmao I seen the same comment 2 comments up 🧢
Thats not him.A guy named king steph i thing was
Hu5se1n I’m not self promoting but I think I’m underrated console player and would love for you to take the time out your day to check me out💖🥺
Pixsy shut the fuck up
I love to watch kiwi post more scrims I love to watch them
LMAO he is getting called by bots
Great content Kiwiz keep it up
11:13 he took his own wall😂😂
6:30 who got triggered he didn’t open supply drop
A sequel would be good
6:27 there is free slurp can why you using big pot
I love watching Kiwiz Complain about ping when he does not have bet big status on 😂😂
Omfg this kid said "formuler" like 😂🤷♂️
The last kid who called you was so funny 🤣
Bētt on controller the last kid was me
I tried to call him right away 😂
Kiwiz: has mythical drum gun
Also kiwiz: Ight ima use pump AR
I have the coronavirus and I'm stuck in my house this was funny way to distract me from that..
Chances are ur a kid and it’s very tough to get it
If this is a joke it aint funny
Siege well actually it’s attacking weaker immune systems so kids have a higher chance
J90 _supreme literally are cases in the US
@@j90_supreme51 kid I'm american
That last game reminded me why I always thought Kiwiz was so cracked
Who else tried to call him and someone named “google” answered?!? 🧐
Drpz me
Copied
evoid did I ask?
evoid no one gives a damn shut the hell up
No ur bad
Everyone always asks to formula 😂😂
Imagine being the first person in the comments to say use code kiwiz
Please keep making vids late at night! They always wake me uppppp
imagine accidentally typing fortntie instead of fortnite lol. Any way i really love fortntie
This tricked me the first time
Lol
Kiwiz is one of my favourite youtubers and i love his videos. Keep up the good work kiwiz!
"Their all bots" Shows him sweating
K9 Peter _ I’m not self promoting but I think I’m underrated console player and would love for you to take the time out your day to check me out💖🥺
Pixsy stfu u are a self promoter
They’re*
He cut @ 5:05 lol homie knew were kiwiz lived haha.
Whoever’s reading my comment should be sleeping and not awake!
Drpz stfu I see you in all the comments it’s anoying
Drpz god damet
Jerking off to pie hub lmao
Drpz lol
Cody 😂
Whys it's 7pm that's far to early
Lol I called you and you answered 😂😂 I was soooooooooooo happy I couldn't breath after you went!!!!😂😂❤❤❤
Imagine he responded
Kiwiz predicted the future
Comment b4 u even finish watching the whole vid.
I like how kiwiz puts pokemon go's beat for his backround
is it just me or like 70% of console players put Faze in their names
No more like 30% i don't
I have like 15 friends who play on console and like 10 of them base faze in their name
Hahshshhahaha wtf why
this is epic this is crazy
Who actually called him after the video?
I did.
Same
That first guy wanted money
Me: takes drumgun
Kiewis:leaves it
Nobody:
Kiwiz: Goes Into Pro Lobby’s With A Brand New Account
Me: Goes Into AI Lobby’s With 100 Wins💀
ODSGxKryptonite bruh 100 wins is nun
The sound of the video is soo crisp. its nice
How kiwiz makes friends 😂
Kiwiz the goat
fortnite season 2 comes out kiwiz tweets “thanks fortnite i have so much new content”
kiwiz in season 2: putting number in my name (season 1) content...
0:17 - 0:25 I can’t I already liked and subbed b4 vid even started 😆
I love kiwiz bro I watch him everyday
Damn u really popped off 🔥🔥
You know it's over when the Dr.Mario music starts
Again please wana hear some kid go crazy 🤣🤣
"you should call me with a phone number call"
Me: You need a phone to have a phone number?
The first guy was high asf😂
I like it how he says you’ll have bad luck if u don’t like, but even if u didn’t he said good luck
The first video where Kiwiz didn’t say “OH HELLO THERE”
You know what will bring content, The floor is lava LTM
Your the best plz make a custom scrimmage in creative zone wars do RNG zone wars
He really added the pokemon music
11:53 **IGNORES DRUM GUN**
Yes make another video of this
i love the pokemon fighting music in the background while he does his fights lol
Kiwiz:alrighty guys let’s put my phone number in my fortnite name Jarvis:I’m gonna DM 100 tik tok stars FaZe Kay : Jarvis let’s run some duo’s Jarvis:😭
Love the Pokémon music
Hi kiwiz love your video’s
Kiwiz picks up the Midas drum gun and never fired it once.
Kiwiz CrAcKeD
Bruh the first dude 😂
great content kiwiz