I'm sure she knew he was not the father but want to make the guy life hell. Really 9 years to take a DNA test but that face when the test was surprising so who knows
@@domp409 And not only. Judge B and Candice Own reconciliated me with american black women, with youtube, they look pretty bad for the large majority of them, always angry, always yelling, and completely superficial. they're insupportable.
DNA tests are also important when a man is trying to prove he's the father and the mother is denying it. My son fought for the test, fought for custody and got sole custody. My granddaughter is great and her bio mother is nowhere to be found! Bye B. Don't miss you 😂
@@SedSays yeah AND he gone up after out of courthouse to 🏧 and check out his account balance 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 is available 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ buh-bye 💨💨💨💨
She thought she had him until that test came back saying he's not the daddy,but then the test was wrong and everyone is conspiring against her. I do hope she does know who the father could be because that beautiful little girl deserves to know who her father is
When she asked him if he had a tattoo on his private parts that say Mississippi long and he said no I was like yep, she forgot about the other guy. 😅 Her daughter is adorable though!
The way she stopped laughing and said "Excuse me?" I was like ooohhhh 🤣 i have gone down a rabbit hole on this channel and Judge Vonda you are a force!
Her face drop was priceless when her mind caught up to her mouth after the judge gave the results. Had to ask to hear it again lol. Then adamantly refused to believe it.
The potential father nailed it right on the head. This was never about paying child support, she had some type of revenge plot or just wanted to get a pay out.
My goodness the mom is SO aggressive and demanding. Once the DNA test came back and she was laughing through it thinking she'd won, but hadn't. I laughed SO hard😂! Then she STILL said he was the father even though he clearly isn't! Start lining them up lady, you need more men to DNA test.
I just found out this show 2 days ago and i am hooked. The best show ever. I really love the judge. She is so smart, brilliant, unbiased, confidence, put people at their place when they missed behave and she is a bad ass. I love her!!! I have to finish watching all your videos. I adore you.
So sad that these children get caught in the middle of situations like this. I hope this girl grows up emotionally and spiritually strong. So many parents should not be parents.
I honestly think she was just being petty and felt jealous. When her face dropped I never laughed so hard and the fact that she tried to keep arguing w/ M. Vonda😂😂😂
She was so confident that the test gave her a swift smack on the face, damn he dodged a big bullet that she still thought he was the father, that’s why these test are important
Mississippi Long I mean it must be pretty long if you could fit all those letters on there. Best part is the dude being like "I've never even been to Mississippi!" So she was straight up just remembering the wrong dude's johnson!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That has got to be the craziest case of mistaken identity I've ever heard!
The best way to keep people from pushing your buttons, is to disconnect the buttons. They can push all day long and it won't even phase you. Disconnect the buttons 👍
“Tell ‘em this. Do you have the Mississippi tattoo??” “ 🤨🤨🤨 no? I’ve never been to Mississippi?” Baby girl you REALLY DID forget who you were with 😩🤣 I wonder if she was drinking that whole weekend or if it was just so long she forgot lmao
Funny thing about memory. When we recall any memories, we actualy recreate them in our minds. Like taking an old lego set out of the box and placing the pieces where we think they should be. The problem about that is that human memory isn't perfect, so we tend to place some of these pieces wrong. And since our frame of reference - the blueprint, as it were - for that memory is always the last time we recalled it in our minds, the more we go back to a certain memory, the more it becomes warped over time.
@@akhannar9368 I got TBI -Traumatic Brain injury in a war . After i came back there were people from before the war who i knew but i only recently remembered years after seeing them that yes , i knew them before the war and when i saw them later i just didn't remember i had known them in the past . i can name 3 examples .
"...Just so long she forgot..." Do you mean "It happened so long ago that she forgot whose it was," or "It was such a long one that she forgot who it was attached to?" (i.e. she was so focused on the 'Mississippi Long' she didn't pay attention to the guy's face) 🤔😂
@@shydreamguyman4098 Thank you so very much for serving for us 🇺🇸 Much much love, respect, thankfulness and gratefulness Mr. Shy Dream Guy Man. Salute. 💯❤🌟 🪖💜
This case had me laughing like I'm at a comedy show 😂🤣😂 this is entertaining and that's why I'm here binge watching when I should be doing something else.
Oh, my goodness this woman was a piece of work! Her laughing, and sneering was so cut off, and the look on her face, and her stammering. And the "Mississippi long" remark, I almost peed my pants laughing.
Notification ON.... can't wait to hear the results. (Also here from tt, btw) You got yourself a new yt follower Miss Judge, your Honor 🙌🏼 Also, I know we can't, but I'd love to see the 9yo child to see if she resembles the dad at all.
Wow! That ending 🤣Also, seeing the picture of the child brings up questions, she's not necessarily mixed with white; could be Hispanic, or just genes that skipped the mother. My fully Hispanic niece looks as light as me. Just saying, genes are funny like that.
I love this judge she is amazing dealing with people places and things I have great respect for her. Thank you for sharing your amazing life and work with us
When her face dropped at the results 😩i haven’t laughed this hard in a MINUTE
Yes like the one lady who thought the Guy was going pay and Judge asked" OH what to the Celebrations?" Priceless 👍🤭🤭🤭
Yes, she was definitely an impeccable actress! She did great and made it believable!
I CACKLED SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like a good old ep of Maury
Good actors.
Lisa is PETTY for waiting 9 years and didn't even win 😭😂
many like her will lie to get the money and then hate it when the real truth prevails.
I'm sure she knew he was not the father but want to make the guy life hell.
Really 9 years to take a DNA test but that face when the test was surprising so who knows
Her face when she got told he ain't the father was priceless
That's what I'm saying 🤣 This comment has me crying!
Damn it, I glanced down to the comments and you spoiled it 😂😂
‘Mississippi long’ definitely spilt my tea all over my table I wasn’t ready 😂
Well, it would have been interesting if he was willing to "bare it all" and he did not have the tat she insisted he had.
I thought I was the only one to notice, I laughed so hard !
I screamed lmao
The way Judge B didn't even laugh... this is why she's a professional 🤣🤣
@@domp409 And not only. Judge B and Candice Own reconciliated me with american black women, with youtube, they look pretty bad for the large majority of them, always angry, always yelling, and completely superficial. they're insupportable.
3:53 the change of facial expressions realising that she is screwed:
priceless.
For everything else, there is Mastercard…
I was about to say this…😂😂😂
This guy reacted really well and even gave his idea of an explanation. This was priceless 😅😅😅
This is why DNA tests are so important. You proved to her that you were not the father and she still demanded that he was the father.🤔🤦♂️
You spoiled it for me smh.
Imagine having to break the news to that child. It really breaks my heart🥺💕
@@keikeohsowavvy someone spoiled it to me on tiktok too but it was funny to watch it regardless 😂😂
DNA tests are also important when a man is trying to prove he's the father and the mother is denying it.
My son fought for the test, fought for custody and got sole custody.
My granddaughter is great and her bio mother is nowhere to be found!
Bye B. Don't miss you 😂
@@wontsufferfools9332 happy for your son ❤️❤️❤️
“It says Mississippi Long”
“No, i never been to Mississippi”
😂😂😂😂 that part took me
I'M WEAK
Fr
I was looking for this comment! Then she goes “whatever , you got that tattoo bleep bleep” 😭🫠 mam just say you don’t know her father 😓
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗
😂 that's the comment I was gonna write 😂
The tattoo argument got me laughing all over the floor.. 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Show her the tattoo 😂😂
It was the wrong White dude wiener. He said he had never been to Mississippi 🤣🤣
Mississippi long 😅😅😅
Don't know how a tattoo has anything to do with DNA results what did the tattoo father the child
So satisfying to see that evil smirk dissappear so quickly.
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Between watching her face drop and hearing her talk about Mississippi Long, I almost died laughing! Wiping my eyes! 😂😂😂😂😂
The jury has come to the unanimous decision that popcorn will be found guilty of being consumed in 20 hours
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😜🤪
😂😂
This is the BEST paternity test reveal I’ve ever watched 🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️
And the longest 😅😅😅😅
The look on her face after that short lived giggle was nothing less than priceless.
That alone should flood the internet. Her reaction speaks for all those irresponsible women
I don't even know whether to laugh or feel sorry for that reaction.
Her face was priceless! She was laughing and talking shit and then had to put her foot in her mouth!😂😂😂
WHO EVER HAS MISSISSIPPI LONG, please stand up!
Ohh this is too funny!!! Even after all this time
The results and the reactions just took me out of the game lmao 😂😂😂 This dude dodged a bullet
Yeahhhh he dodged a HUGE BULLET! I would’ve ran up out the court immediately 😂😂
@@SedSays yeah AND he gone up after out of courthouse to 🏧 and check out his account balance 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 is available 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ buh-bye 💨💨💨💨
That wasn't a bullet, that was a missile he dodged! She thought she had some extra income, but that ship sailed away!
@@curtiswilson4737 right a whole weapon of mass destruction. She would’ve made his life a living hell
He dodged a cannon ball!
This whole episode was gold, and flipping the bird at the end was the cherry on top lol
I watched the bird like 20 times lol
That was epic!! I nearly spit the coffee out of my mouth watching Ms. Smug lose her smile when the results were read.
I Never gamble but i'd bet a month of my income that the reason she is single is because of the way she treats men .
@@shydreamguyman4098 I think if you bet that on every single-woman, you would at least even out
Word
She thought she had him until that test came back saying he's not the daddy,but then the test was wrong and everyone is conspiring against her. I do hope she does know who the father could be because that beautiful little girl deserves to know who her father is
Yeah the guy with Mississippi long tattooed on his 🍆 🤣😭🤣😭
Oooh he not the father the l👀k on her 🥺
Well they're all actors, but this is certainly someone's truth 😔
What baffles me is she is questioning the text and does not want to admit she had another person around the time of conception
@@deedeeb7985 They are actors that probably don’t even know each other. It’s entertaining though.
Poor guy. Glad it worked out okay for him. She’s a piece of work
Ha! Ha! The expression on her face was priceless! She thought so wrong! Serves her right for being so smug!
No she knew she cheated
When she asked him if he had a tattoo on his private parts that say Mississippi long and he said no I was like yep, she forgot about the other guy. 😅 Her daughter is adorable though!
😅😅
He doesnt look like a Guyana with that tatoo
And asked him to show it to the Judge 😅
So adorable!! Too cute to come from him. 😂
😂
“oh your honor you tried it” “-there’s no shade!😳just facts😳”
only a black judge could pull that off in a court room 😂😂
That took me slam out! LOL!
I had to watch it three more times because her facial expression was priceless when it came to the results
YOU AIN'T LYING IT WARMED MY HEART GREATLY
i guarantee that she is single because of the way she treats men .
Same I had rewatch the drop of her face when the test came out lol
I watched it 4 times because I had to see the shocked look on her face again. I almost choked laughing so hard.
The way she stopped laughing and said "Excuse me?" I was like ooohhhh 🤣 i have gone down a rabbit hole on this channel and Judge Vonda you are a force!
I love this result !!!!!!!! 😊 I'm so happy for this man
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious, she was so confident and cocky and then the results smacked her right down
Her face drop was priceless when her mind caught up to her mouth after the judge gave the results. Had to ask to hear it again lol. Then adamantly refused to believe it.
She almost got the wind sucked out of her when she realized he wasn't the father!!! That was fricking hilarious!! Omg
So glad I came from tiktok to see these results baby the way your face dropped was the best thing I've seen today
The potential father nailed it right on the head. This was never about paying child support, she had some type of revenge plot or just wanted to get a pay out.
The only thing missing from this was Maury Povich saying "You are NOT the father" 😂
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Oh snap😂...well you said it all
My goodness the mom is SO aggressive and demanding. Once the DNA test came back and she was laughing through it thinking she'd won, but hadn't. I laughed SO hard😂! Then she STILL said he was the father even though he clearly isn't! Start lining them up lady, you need more men to DNA test.
Don't think I'd call her a lady.
I just found out this show 2 days ago and i am hooked. The best show ever. I really love the judge. She is so smart, brilliant, unbiased, confidence, put people at their place when they missed behave and she is a bad ass. I love her!!! I have to finish watching all your videos. I adore you.
Same
Me too
👍 The expression on her face was priceless! Thanks for sharing ⚖️
I'm so sorry for that little girl. She is so pretty and her mother doing something like this.
I nearly choked when the judge said "There is no probably that he is the father" and her face dropped. Just knocked the wind out of her sails.
I’m ready because “ yalll came here to wast my time “ 😂🤣😂
I just knew she was gonna say it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! You said wast, lol
I love when the judge says that lol
Just me…checking in. Binging Vonda for the last 2 days after discovering this gem of a person! Thank you for being you!
I am in the same boat my friend. It’s absolute gold.
So sad that these children get caught in the middle of situations like this. I hope this girl grows up emotionally and spiritually strong. So many parents should not be parents.
This was definitely a sipping tea episode
☕☕😂
100% Mandatory DNA test regardless of relationship status
As a woman i agree DNA TEST at birth
@@lizelizondogo1217 thank you queen
Ok how u gone do that. I’m tired of this mandatory dna testing. U can get the damn test yourself y should we have the government forcing this
@@mackcity74gdn89 hmm..would be the exact reason why I would test my kids.
@@mackcity74gdn89" U can get the damn test yourself..."
And how exactly would that work?
Yo we need episode 3 with mr. Mississippi long 😂
🤣 I'd love to see that one!
Right someone find him
Right 😂
That smile went right out the window.... 😆 🤣 😂
The Mississippi long tattoo got me 😂🤣
So happy for Kyle!
I am so weak at the results omg this was good! 😂😂😂
She’s crazy obsessed with him he definitely needs to get a restraining order against her!
Facts
If he is Mississippi long, I would be too 🔥
when she said "oh your honor you tried it" took me right on out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lady keep loving and take care of your beautiful daughter
The LOOK on her FACE was priceless!😂
I honestly think she was just being petty and felt jealous. When her face dropped I never laughed so hard and the fact that she tried to keep arguing w/ M. Vonda😂😂😂
She was so confident that the test gave her a swift smack on the face, damn he dodged a big bullet that she still thought he was the father, that’s why these test are important
What's important is
1. Men - wear a condom.
2. Women - use some sort birth control.
She is living so far into her denial and delusions
The fact that she is insisting he has a tattoo that he does not is proof she does not remember who she was with
"there's a probability of something else though. There's a probability that you were with someone else!!" Shit has me ROLLING!!!!!!!
Loved the ending of this whole case. So sure and smug. She was put in her place! He must be soooo relieved.
Mississippi Long
I mean it must be pretty long if you could fit all those letters on there. Best part is the dude being like "I've never even been to Mississippi!" So she was straight up just remembering the wrong dude's johnson!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That has got to be the craziest case of mistaken identity I've ever heard!
MWA HA! I'll call this a case of mistaken genitalia. 😂😂
Omg I spit out my juice when the judge said he was not the father 😂😂😂😂😂
i’m saying “i don’t let people push my buttons.” this whole week 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
right with ya 😆
The best way to keep people from pushing your buttons, is to disconnect the buttons. They can push all day long and it won't even phase you. Disconnect the buttons 👍
I am happy for the guy and I love this judge for not playing any favoritism toward girls.
Glad i finally found this episode in it's whole form and not just in short clips.
Where’s my TikTok squad at? Y’all he really tried to smooth things out in 30 seconds 🤣🤣
I love you Mrs. Vonda B!!! Me and my boyfriend binge watch your show all the time and would DIE if you commented back😭😭 We love you queen!!!
Your boyfriend needs to watch out den 😂😭
I love her too omg she has the best court show I've seen she's so real and honest ❤️ queen Vonda b
She comments all the time. Keep posting girl. She’s very active. She commented back to me and it made my day!!
She's happy as hell in the beginning and sad as hell at the end her facial expressions were sensational
It's one of the funniest and satisfying videos !
❤😂
This is the best judge.😊
I thought i would only ever see such a perfectly uptight person do a perfectly timed 'wtf' face so perfect.
“Mississippi Long” 😭 they gone find him immediately
He put it up nine years ago 😂
I could be wrong but I’m thinking that Mississippi long was not a white dude..
MISSISSIPPI LONG LMFAO THIS EPISODE HAS ME DEAD YA’LL WHY DID I NOT GO TO SCHOOL TO BE A JUDGE ☠️
&&HE AIN’T NEVER BEEN TO MISSISSIPPI OML BEST ONE
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I can think of one reason…
“It’s got writing on it, that’s why it’s sketchy” 🤣🤣🤣
This...is...by faaaar, the best episode I've watched on this channel! It was hilarious from start to finish! The lady was off...
Uuu i love her reaction from evil laughing to wait what and frown. Satisfaction to watch 🤣🤣😅😅😅
Lmaooooo... This is the best show ever!!!
I've never laughed so hard in these show like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😎💪🏽
“it’s got writing on it that’s why it’s sketchy” wow that was golden 😭😭😭
this was the most satisfying case i seen so far. Judge Vonda B. served justice again
I don't know how many times am going to watch this episode. 😂😂😂😂. Each time I want to laugh 😂 😂 I come here.
“Tell ‘em this. Do you have the Mississippi tattoo??”
“ 🤨🤨🤨 no? I’ve never been to Mississippi?”
Baby girl you REALLY DID forget who you were with 😩🤣 I wonder if she was drinking that whole weekend or if it was just so long she forgot lmao
She stuck on the Mississippi long lol
Funny thing about memory. When we recall any memories, we actualy recreate them in our minds. Like taking an old lego set out of the box and placing the pieces where we think they should be. The problem about that is that human memory isn't perfect, so we tend to place some of these pieces wrong. And since our frame of reference - the blueprint, as it were - for that memory is always the last time we recalled it in our minds, the more we go back to a certain memory, the more it becomes warped over time.
@@akhannar9368 I got TBI -Traumatic Brain injury in a war .
After i came back there were people from before the war who i knew but i only recently remembered years after seeing them that yes , i knew them before the war and when i saw them later i just didn't remember i had known them in the past . i can name 3 examples .
"...Just so long she forgot..." Do you mean "It happened so long ago that she forgot whose it was," or "It was such a long one that she forgot who it was attached to?" (i.e. she was so focused on the 'Mississippi Long' she didn't pay attention to the guy's face) 🤔😂
@@shydreamguyman4098
Thank you so very much for serving for us 🇺🇸 Much much love, respect, thankfulness and gratefulness Mr. Shy Dream Guy Man. Salute. 💯❤🌟 🪖💜
face crack of the century 😭😭 she needed judge to repeat herself she was so shook 😂😂
This case had me laughing like I'm at a comedy show 😂🤣😂 this is entertaining and that's why I'm here binge watching when I should be doing something else.
I wish the little girl all the best.
😢 I feel so bad for this little girl! She's going to be heartbroken this kid. It's a real shame, you know?😢❤
The way he said "It's got writing in it, That's why it's sketchy" in a deadpan nonchalant way had me on fire.
Was not expecting that outcome.
I hope the daughter finds his daddy
"HER" daddy...no gender reversals here
@@raymondedge8889 uuu sorry! We are not all native speakers 🤦🏽.
And I don’t need attitude here.
Thank you
@@raymondedge8889 not everyone speaks your language perfectly, just correct and keep the other things to yourself
“There’s no shade just facts” 😂😂🤣
Judge vonda...u are the best .
I love Judge Vonda she is so honest and funny. What a breath of fresh air in this world❤
I love how bc the test came back negative, suddenly the envelope looks sketchy 😂😂
What? She read that it said zero probability and came to court?
I thought the results were dropping today instead of Thursday…here from Tim Tok…😂😂😂
I changed my mind.😎
Beautiful child I hope and pray she has a blessed and amazing life
I love judge Judge should give updates thumbs up.Judge.
Oh, my goodness this woman was a piece of work! Her laughing, and sneering was so cut off, and the look on her face, and her stammering. And the "Mississippi long" remark, I almost peed my pants laughing.
3:50 that’s a quick face drop right there. Thank God for judges like Vonda B. to be fair and lenient.
Notification ON.... can't wait to hear the results. (Also here from tt, btw) You got yourself a new yt follower Miss Judge, your Honor 🙌🏼 Also, I know we can't, but I'd love to see the 9yo child to see if she resembles the dad at all.
Wow! That ending 🤣Also, seeing the picture of the child brings up questions, she's not necessarily mixed with white; could be Hispanic, or just genes that skipped the mother. My fully Hispanic niece looks as light as me. Just saying, genes are funny like that.
They showed the little girl. Beautiful baby but, not his!
@@MVC1156PHILLYShe IS very pretty, but she looks much older than 9 and she doesn't look like she has much white blood--if any.
I love this judge she is amazing dealing with people places and things I have great respect for her. Thank you for sharing your amazing life and work with us
Silence is golden. You got the results, stay quiet and move on.
The finger afterwards 😂😂😂 so happy for him to be done with this whole thing🎉
That had me at the edge of my seat! I felt like a Maury audience member "you are not the father!" (Jumps off chair and screams)
"Your honor, you tried it" 😂😂😂
That was worth the price of gold when she found out he wasn't the father. Love Judge Vonda B. Lol
The last middle finger was a dream come true for the guy 😂
😂😂💀 I AM DEEEAD!!!!!!! She laughed and didn’t hear the result at first! 😂 this is hilarious!