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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2024
  • Jonathan Scott of the Property Brothers asks Tig, Mae, and Fortune about Do It Yourself and their "honey-do" lists on an episode that's both handsome AND handy! Plus new nicknames, balloon animals, Fortune's Sound of Music adventure, and more!
    Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Feimster
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  • @handsomepod
    @handsomepod  4 месяца назад +8

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  • @Hypnoticeagle
    @Hypnoticeagle 4 месяца назад +72

    Fortune slips into cowardly lion when she sings and I am here for it

    • @somanyfeelz
      @somanyfeelz 4 месяца назад +2

      YESSS! It is his complete vibe wrapped up in a Fortune cookie!

    • @rarad.3793
      @rarad.3793 3 месяца назад

      I was going to comment the exact same but didn't want ppl coming after me 🤣

  • @izzi3000
    @izzi3000 4 месяца назад +45

    "The Woman that I'm heavily involved with" is the best

    • @user-zn3pi5vv7g
      @user-zn3pi5vv7g 4 месяца назад +1

      We refer to our daughter Imogen as bugg. ❤

    • @Prairiegirl3
      @Prairiegirl3 4 месяца назад +1

      I want to start saying “ the man that I’m heavily involved with” when I get one lol

    • @angiemalone8262
      @angiemalone8262 4 месяца назад +1

      TWTIHIW

  • @megh9806
    @megh9806 4 месяца назад +28

    Fortunes diary monologue from Spain killed me 😂 22:01

    • @evelynholland9426
      @evelynholland9426 4 месяца назад +1

      Omg I died, came back to life, listened again and died again 😂😂😂

    • @zoekosmas8796
      @zoekosmas8796 4 месяца назад

      My face hurts!!!😂

  • @ashleighmurphy5135
    @ashleighmurphy5135 4 месяца назад +31

    Alright, we need some more early morning podcasts. This is gold! Sipping my coffee and laughing my head off!

  • @MichMichMe
    @MichMichMe 4 месяца назад +40

    Omg. “My parents are dead” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @megh9806
      @megh9806 4 месяца назад +3

      💀😂😂😂😂

    • @wandaturk7910
      @wandaturk7910 4 месяца назад +2

      I laughed so hard!

    • @MichMichMe
      @MichMichMe 4 месяца назад +2

      I mean mine are as well. The way that landed… priceless.

    • @Megdee83
      @Megdee83 4 месяца назад +3

      Tig seriously has the best timing

  • @ambgo2023
    @ambgo2023 4 месяца назад +22

    Omg yes a question from Mae's dad would be hilarious!

  • @katieelmas6371
    @katieelmas6371 4 месяца назад +32

    "I can't blow my vibe, and be too jacked up" on a sweater please. #TIGRELAX

    • @maryanne2772
      @maryanne2772 4 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @somanyfeelz
      @somanyfeelz 4 месяца назад

      A "family get-together" sweater event.

  • @AShook591
    @AShook591 4 месяца назад +41

    36:28 Years ago, I watched "The Red Green show" with my dad. And they do a segment called handyman corner. At the end of the bit, the guy says, "Remember if women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy"

    • @HeatherFaraMS
      @HeatherFaraMS 4 месяца назад +5

      I was surprised no one caught that too!

    • @kathyjones1078
      @kathyjones1078 4 месяца назад +3

      I loved that show!

    • @CatyBee
      @CatyBee 4 месяца назад +2

      Saaame!! My dykey 1980s flannel and leather moms and I used to laugh so hard at his show. Wholesome fun with a tag line I've taught my boys. ❤

  • @sarachazindonaldson909
    @sarachazindonaldson909 4 месяца назад +15

    "can you tell them we're both nervous" - PRECIOUS!!!

  • @soapywoodswitch
    @soapywoodswitch 4 месяца назад +9

    omg the Tig digs about the sound of music tour had me crying

  • @mcushing1000
    @mcushing1000 4 месяца назад +5

    As a 67 year old grandmother from Australia, I just love this crew. I sit and giggle through this entire conversation. Smart and funny. I think Australian audiences would love Fortune, but maybe that's just me.

    • @emiliemae2676
      @emiliemae2676 4 месяца назад +2

      As a 32 Australian I love them all!

  • @richardmanville5621
    @richardmanville5621 4 месяца назад +15

    I feel warm inside whenever Fortune sings. ❤ I’d like to preorder “Pretty little lady sings the American song book” plz.

  • @Willow_moon364
    @Willow_moon364 4 месяца назад +8

    Mae's Dad's Instagram is my favourite! When Mae said their Mum is shy- I always forget that Lisa Kudrow isn't actually their Mum 😂

  • @xenawarriorprincess4411
    @xenawarriorprincess4411 4 месяца назад +15

    I love when you let yourself laugh with each other because it gives the audience a chance to laugh along

    • @lauralesche8859
      @lauralesche8859 4 месяца назад

      Yesss! ⬆️⬆️⬆️

    • @Megdee83
      @Megdee83 4 месяца назад

      Right!?! Them laughing at each other is just so heartwarming! I feel like they were extra giggly this ep

  • @carocaro3000
    @carocaro3000 4 месяца назад +11

    i would say "B U L B O U S" around Tig every chance I got lolol

  • @renhamilton5789
    @renhamilton5789 4 месяца назад +17

    haha re Mae's brother in the play 'saying his feelings' my 7 yr old niece was filling out holiday cards for ppl in her school and she asked her mom 'What do I write?' and mom said 'Just write what you feel!" Well, the mom later had to replace one card to the teacher in which my niece wrote 'I don't like when you tell me I'm late and you should try to be a better teacher. Merry Christmas.'

  • @suzanne1891
    @suzanne1891 4 месяца назад +12

    My name is Suzanne and I pronounce it the French way!! I grew up in New Orleans. Now, living outside of Louisiana, no one says it the French way. I've never felt so seen....

  • @NHYarris
    @NHYarris 4 месяца назад +15

    I LOVE this podcast! I laugh so hard and I look so forward to it every week.

  • @shannonyeatman53
    @shannonyeatman53 4 месяца назад +14

    I,… 200% need me some HANDSOME COFFEE ☕️!!!!!!! Please?!!!

  • @ta9143
    @ta9143 4 месяца назад +6

    I love love love this podcast ! Makes me laugh so much and all three of you all Fortune Mae Tig are - alone- comedic genius - but altogether omg- hilarious and so sweet and wicked smart.

    • @somanyfeelz
      @somanyfeelz 4 месяца назад +1

      Yes!!! I literally was just thinking "oh my GOD it feels so good to LAUGH!"

  • @amygoodman4320
    @amygoodman4320 4 месяца назад +1

    "Same" best response ever. Seriously had tears running down my face. My teenage daughters thought I was losing it.

  • @edelhennhoefer8124
    @edelhennhoefer8124 4 месяца назад +4

    I’m Irish and I’ve to say Fortune nailed the accent. It was borderline but they are (and always will be) forgiven 💚💚💚

  • @bethanderson2220
    @bethanderson2220 4 месяца назад +3

    Omg I love you 3! Im screaming laughing w Fortune talking about her journal on the train! Mae and Tigs questions😂😂😂

  • @susanscott9498
    @susanscott9498 4 месяца назад +3

    I want to hear Fortune sing Eidelweiss again. 😂

  • @melodyting88
    @melodyting88 4 месяца назад +2

    WHAT A PODCAST!!!! Tangents over tangents over tangents 😂😂😂

  • @BarbaraBowenPhotography
    @BarbaraBowenPhotography 4 месяца назад +6

    Fortune definitely needs to record a question from her mother while she is performing in NC! She could ask a Cotillion type questions. That would be great!
    Luv the podcast this morning. 🙌 Always entertaining and hilarious! 😂✨✨💕💕

  • @jmc1151
    @jmc1151 4 месяца назад +5

    You guys are so funny, I’m obsessed with the pod. I’ve listened/watched the alien one way to many times now 😆 one day there should be compilation videos of Mae Facts, Fortune Singing, and Tigs sassy moments. 😄 I’m also diggin the new nicknames of Tig the 3rd & lil miss thing 😄
    Anywho love you guys I always look forward to Tues episodes now! 🩵

  • @XandraHomes
    @XandraHomes 4 месяца назад +2

    I love Fortune’s diary! 😂 Also I feel Fortune as I was 19 or 20 on a bus tour through Windsor, Bath and stone henge by myself on a bus full of Aussies and Kiwis. I just disturbed this Tasmanian woman the entire time

  • @maryanne2772
    @maryanne2772 4 месяца назад +3

    I listen to this when I can't sleep 😴 as if this would EVER put me to sleep 🤣 I am now considering building a doghouse for our nutty cockamo (that is short for part cocker spaniel, part American Eskimo husky). I need to hands-it-up for sure. I love living with and caring for my mum, but listening to all of you is giving me some ideas to spice up my basement apartment life. I am seriously belly laughing as I listen to Tig describing her idea of a throuple. I. can't. even. 🤣😂
    What would I do without this channel??

  • @user-rv3el6gi5u
    @user-rv3el6gi5u 4 месяца назад +3

    I recently binge watched One Mississippi and loved it. I was traumatized by politics when it first came out and tv was not my friend. Wonderful series, funny, sad and inspiring.

  • @Taboo008
    @Taboo008 4 месяца назад +12

    They didn't even pick up on the handsome photo with the heart in Jonathan's background!

    • @danihusom8668
      @danihusom8668 4 месяца назад +1

      Came to comment the same thing! 😁😆

    • @lifegood1712
      @lifegood1712 4 месяца назад

      Looking at the pic as he was talking about his "non-creepy" obsession is what made it funny to me. I think Fortune saw it based on the timing and duration of her laugh.

  • @19stevekob81
    @19stevekob81 4 месяца назад +3

    Does anyone else rewind the intro several times and sing it with them? 🦗🦗 Just me?? 🤷‍♂️ Also I live for Tig's FORTUNE reprimands 🤣

  • @ChuckChuckGooseChakos
    @ChuckChuckGooseChakos 4 месяца назад +7

    Scram Clown 😂😂

  • @Taz555
    @Taz555 4 месяца назад +5

    All you pretty little thangs crack me up! I hope you all feel as good about each other,
    and have as much fun and benefits from your podcast as
    what you impart to the rest of
    of us. And the first thing I always say to the realtor when
    looking for a new place is, " I insist on viewing the sex dungeon before any other rooms".
    Keep being HANDSOME!

  • @susanscott9498
    @susanscott9498 4 месяца назад +2

    Handsome Brew is a great idea! I want some so I can look cool.

  • @AsSa-qg1hp
    @AsSa-qg1hp 3 месяца назад

    You guys are killing me! Please don’t stop. 😂😂😂 Fortune in Spain. I in tears. I want a Handsome mug.

  • @jasmineg4473
    @jasmineg4473 4 месяца назад +1

    Every single episode I laugh out loud. Thank you!

  • @lilithblack8645
    @lilithblack8645 4 месяца назад +11

    Mae was 100% right! Ali Baba and the 40 thieves is one of the many stories included in 1001 Arabian Nights, which, in turn, were stories told by Scheherazade.

  • @staceywells2511
    @staceywells2511 4 месяца назад +3

    It's "pretty little miss thing" 😂

  • @kristirobinson3973
    @kristirobinson3973 4 месяца назад +1

    Really glad I stuck around for tour announcements - thanks for the belly laughs

  • @emmorgan5037
    @emmorgan5037 4 месяца назад +5

    Toad was dead as soon as it was airlifted out of enclosure. It was white which made it too easy for any bird of prey. We had an owl named Charlie when I was 6 or so. He would swoop down and grab my hair cause it was very light. Birds have the best eyesight tho

  • @Cullenore
    @Cullenore 4 месяца назад +7

    Who else sees a new graphic for Handsome Podcast merch??…bulbous albino frog 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heatherilse4510
      @heatherilse4510 3 месяца назад

      It needs to be a stop-motion animated short film.

  • @christianleggett6703
    @christianleggett6703 4 месяца назад +6

    That wasn't a toad, that was the spirit of the stone bench 🐸

  • @wendygouthro656
    @wendygouthro656 4 месяца назад +1

    Best podcast ever! This was your funniest episode yet. I so enjoy your show. Keep bringing your lights to the world. ❤

  • @jeanniemartini11
    @jeanniemartini11 3 месяца назад

    "My parents are dead." (Mine too) Only Tig could say that in such a deadpan that I laughed so hard that my gum fell out of my mouth!

  • @musicfan8253
    @musicfan8253 4 месяца назад +5

    I’d be down for some Handsome Coffee but like Tig, I’m decaf only. So if you create a blend, please do decaf too.

  • @Taz555
    @Taz555 4 месяца назад +6

    Oh, and TIG 3. 😂

  • @missclubb
    @missclubb 4 месяца назад +1

    I love finding a new handsome pod when I pop onto youtube!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @abluemug
    @abluemug 4 месяца назад +4

    38:23 Tigs reaction to yet another Mae fact god these folks crack me up

  • @Colliflower7777
    @Colliflower7777 4 месяца назад +11

    Ok 2 things… MaePearl was probably their parents spin on MAPLE(being Canadian ofc lol)… AND anyone else realize Tigs life experience is like Benjamin Button? 2yrs drinks coffee and @ 7/9yrs smoking, eats meat AND NOW drinks decaf n doesn’t smoke n vegan. LOVE EM!♥️

    • @angiemalone8262
      @angiemalone8262 4 месяца назад +1

      Omgosh. You’re a genius

    • @Colliflower7777
      @Colliflower7777 4 месяца назад

      @@angiemalone8262 thanks! 🤣 They make my day…can’t stop laughing with these 3♥️

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee 4 месяца назад +1

    48:00 The saying Tig is thinking of us, "The cobbler's children go unshod."

  • @kimculleton7370
    @kimculleton7370 4 месяца назад +1

    Another fantastic cast!! So happy I found this podcast many moons ago, thank you for all the laughs ❤

  • @a.h.9438
    @a.h.9438 4 месяца назад +2

    I had a wonderful time hanging out with you Handsome little cowboys while I got ready for work (as a massage therapist) 😀

  • @lalagee2
    @lalagee2 4 месяца назад +2

    I would drink that HANDSOME coffee!

  • @Prairiegirl3
    @Prairiegirl3 4 месяца назад +3

    I would absolutely order handsome coffee😊😅

  • @kristinstone3659
    @kristinstone3659 4 месяца назад +5

    Open Sesame is from Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. "Open Says Me." I'm really not a know it all, I just got excited that I knew this lol. Love you guys!

  • @trinaolson7131
    @trinaolson7131 4 месяца назад

    I laughed out loud so many times during this episode. Thank you!

  • @MrsBungle78
    @MrsBungle78 3 месяца назад

    A big yes to Handsome Coffee…as long as it’s ships to Australia!☺️☕️

  • @eveorlando3389
    @eveorlando3389 4 месяца назад +2

    Yes! Handsome coffee.
    Hank the 3rd 🤟
    And Fourtune I Love when you sing 🎶

  • @mollyeisen-kearns5013
    @mollyeisen-kearns5013 4 месяца назад +1

    Yes! Just dying the journal entry!!!

  • @amyrenfranz2948
    @amyrenfranz2948 4 месяца назад +1

    Excited to see your show in Wilmington, NC this Friday, Fortune!!

  • @aud9851
    @aud9851 3 месяца назад

    I’m never heard such a delicious drink so ruthlessly savaged. I love a strong, fluffy London fog with a hint of sweet vanilla made with whole milk. Claggy!? You’re doing it WRONG. 😂

  • @debs_boho_jungle
    @debs_boho_jungle 3 месяца назад

    OMG, y’all are always funny; but this episode!? I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Thank you Handsome’s. Been trying to come out of a depression and this was great medicine!

  • @user-wb4sf8lo3k
    @user-wb4sf8lo3k 18 дней назад

    OMG the Bulbous Toad.......in Greece I can't believe that! Wow the things I learn from your wonderful podcast!

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 4 месяца назад +2

    Thanks, All... Such a fun show always!

  • @jungersrules
    @jungersrules 4 месяца назад +1

    Fortune, I also don't remember a whole lot about my childhood. My brother remembers more than me.

  • @maryanne2772
    @maryanne2772 4 месяца назад +2

    Unfortunately, when I comment on anything or text anyone during my inso-mania, I sometimes realize the next day that I sound like I'm drunk, lol. I had to go back and listen to Fortune talk about her diary from Europe. I totally did the whole "Sound of Music" tour when I was in Austria. Without question I would trade my experience for the chance to be with Fortune and the senior couples. 😂 🤣 All things considered, Little Miss Fortune balances out my misfortune of feeling like I'm drunk, blabbing on and on here. 😳

  • @voice_of_a_little_lady
    @voice_of_a_little_lady 4 месяца назад +2

    This episode was delightfully bulbous!

  • @mollyeisen-kearns5013
    @mollyeisen-kearns5013 4 месяца назад +1

    How did we just brush past the full penetration show !! No MAE PEARLE from tig the 3rd or anything!!
    This was an amazing pod!!! Thanks y’all!!

  • @TiasTravels
    @TiasTravels 4 месяца назад +3

    Second Cup really has the best london fogs of all time. Definitely recommend doing it with Soy milk though!!

  • @saras1458
    @saras1458 4 месяца назад +1

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE this pod! You are all so great! I've watched on RUclips since it started and look forward to it every week!

  • @mitze888
    @mitze888 28 дней назад

    My dad loved Hank Sr. so I grew up listening to him and had an 8 track tape of his greatest hits. I wasn't a Hank Jr. fan and don't really listen to country music. But I'll still listen to Hank Sr., Dolly Parton and Marty Robbins when I'm missing my dad.

  • @Booklover9257
    @Booklover9257 4 месяца назад +2

    I love this podcast so much!!

  • @ChristopherShandTheGreat
    @ChristopherShandTheGreat 4 месяца назад +2

    Open sesame was just a heavily accented way of saying "Open, says me" in theatrical productions of Ali Baba.

  • @misshay633
    @misshay633 4 месяца назад +2

    Fortune!! I went on that same tour in Austria with my mom in 2018! I would have just turned 20 and I was the youngest person there!😂 so much fun yet so embarrassing at the same time😂😂😂😂 I have videos and pictures haha there one picture of me by the bus with my arms stretched out like Julie Andrews😂 Also we need a handsome coffee brand for sure!

  • @user-qb3ku8ie7n
    @user-qb3ku8ie7n 4 месяца назад +2

    Instead of a jar of Rolaids my southern grandma let us chew Aspergum (aspirin gum)and Chews (gum for tummy issues) as if it were candy.

  • @jenyoseph.quixote
    @jenyoseph.quixote 4 месяца назад +3

    Thumbs up for the Elliot Smith album cover on Mae's wall. Figure 8 is my fav. Gotta see the mural in PDX if you haven't!

  • @FreshmenThesis
    @FreshmenThesis 4 месяца назад +1

    You all keep getting some of my most favorite people to ask these questions!!!!

  • @whosaidcate4034
    @whosaidcate4034 2 месяца назад

    Gosh. I’m gonna be bummed when I catch up with all this content. Stayed up till 1am last night giggling quietly on the couch❤

  • @HunderbarDachs
    @HunderbarDachs 4 месяца назад

    That white toad is very similar to a caged, milk-fed veal calf or a goose raised for fois gras. It was probably the best meal that owl ever had.

  • @raquellopezmonroy8781
    @raquellopezmonroy8781 4 месяца назад +1

    Yes, I would absolutely love Handsome coffee !

  • @fakeitmunky5619
    @fakeitmunky5619 4 месяца назад +1

    PSA : it is St Paddys day .....as in short for Patrick. Not St Pattys day.
    Absolutely love this podcast .

  • @DonnaSmith-zc6zb
    @DonnaSmith-zc6zb 3 месяца назад

    I love London Fogs! It’s my go to at Starbucks. Maybe they make them less creamy and less sweet now?
    And I actually went on the sound of music tour in Austria. I wasn’t 22 but I also wasn’t 70. It was so much fun. It was a bus tour that I was on and everybody on the bus was singing every song as we went through all the places that the movie was filmed. We took our 10 year old daughter along and she loved it too!

  • @Civatate0
    @Civatate0 4 месяца назад +1

    Put an albino bulbous frog in the Handsome ping pong machine!

  • @user-yq4ry4eb3x
    @user-yq4ry4eb3x 4 месяца назад +3

    Can your next special be called "Tig the Third"?

  • @larawilliams2873
    @larawilliams2873 3 месяца назад

    YES TO THE COFFEE!!!!

  • @consciouslykonnected
    @consciouslykonnected 4 месяца назад +2

    Fortune def has a normal memory haha! What adult clearly remembers being 2 yrs old?! That really bothered me🤣🤣 Fortune, your memory is totally normal!!

  • @hopetrading3757
    @hopetrading3757 4 месяца назад +1

    While listening to Handsome Pod!!!!!!

  • @user-ol7dc5qh7j
    @user-ol7dc5qh7j 4 месяца назад

    I could listen 24/7 😂😂😂

  • @erstone343
    @erstone343 4 месяца назад +1

    Literally drinking a London Fog right now, Mae. I'm 37.

  • @angiemalone8262
    @angiemalone8262 4 месяца назад +1

    Is anybody else getting hung up on the “ fact” that Tig and Mae’s hair has the same shape this week?? Plz, if only Fortune would should shape her hair the same… I would die. Love these three!!

  • @rarad.3793
    @rarad.3793 3 месяца назад

    I effing ADORE Fortune 😂😅 I just told my sis to watch your podcast cause I make her laugh with thee exact attitude and delivery as Fortune 😅😅😅😅😅 when she's mad or upset I turn into that person 😆

  • @apeonapc
    @apeonapc 4 месяца назад +1

    Omg I have a balloon animal guy story. There was an ice cream place near the university I went to, and a balloon animal guy was there a lot. He'd try to sneakily catch a glimpse of people's IDs and then use their names when talking to them, especially the girls. He was probably in his late 20s or 30s or something, and kept coming up to groups of college students who were just trying to hang out and get ice cream. Weird guy.

  • @jamesdove8021
    @jamesdove8021 2 месяца назад

    So much fun. Thank you.

  • @Willcrochet
    @Willcrochet 4 месяца назад +1

    Eating some PASTAH watching the Handsome Pod. 🥰 🍝

  • @laurelthompson5058
    @laurelthompson5058 4 месяца назад +1

    I can't believe all 3 of you missed the 'Red Green' reference in Jonathon's q&a.

  • @TheresaGelso
    @TheresaGelso 4 месяца назад +1

    I LMAO today!!!!😅😂❤

  • @007chickee
    @007chickee 4 месяца назад

    Funniest episode so far. lol. Much luv!

  • @tealfreemanful
    @tealfreemanful 4 месяца назад +1

    I fucking love that she went by Teal! I heard that on don't ask Tig and I has to do any audio recording to send it to my husband, who didn't care and ask "who the fuck is Tig?" Yes, we are still together. It was forgivable after agreeing to a Tig binge 😁