When you eat junk food before bed
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- IM THE COOKIE MAN
collab with Surreal Entertainment: bit.ly/2lCGHxX
ORDER MY BOOK "Ur Special - Advice for Humans" www.urspecialbo...
➤SUBSCRIBE for more weird stuff: / coolmancoffeedan
➤PODCAST: pods.link/nxvX...
➤INSTAGRAM: / coolman
➤TWITTER: / coolcoffeedan
➤FACEBOOK: / coolmancoffeedan
➤SPOTIFY: spoti.fi/3cV29qq
~
My super awesome outro is thanks to:
Outro Alien by ZootGhost: / zootghost
Outro Music by iRon J: / ironjazzilla
~
A Coolman Coffeedan Animation
thank u for watching
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
the almighty cookie man do be lookin kinda fresh tho 🍪😍😳
haha yes
So true
Hi
He's a whole meal 😳🔥
NİGA
Me: one more cookie wouldn’t hurt...
*proceeds* to eat 12 more cookies
time to get diabetes, why not?
Yeah man exatcly 👌🏻👌🏻🤤🤤🍪🍪🍪
only 12?
@@sorenthefunkyman diabetes are like all the rage in America
*WHY NOT* yeah I mean like WHY NOT
"(Sleep with cookies)"
Ant:🐜🐜🐜
200 thousand army and a million in the way
Ana Putriz the ant were the chocolate cHILSSS
ur pfp tho-
aight *ima head out*
The ants be like: ruclips.net/video/TTCMAPCcm5g/видео.html
Ana Putriz start the ant chain NOW 🐜
When the dream is more realistic than real life:
True lol
Underated!!
I made it 101 UvU
i would be questioning everything
Lmao
When your dream looks better than reality 😂
My reality is better then my dreams 🙄
Lol
@@noonaaa6489 your dreams must suck
Copy for likes 🙄
Ye
Moral of the story: Eat cookies and string cheese before bed to vibe in your dreams
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣💀
Undersood u-u
*not like I don’t do that already -^-*
Bed vibes (bad vibes)
I will
Therapist: 3D Danny Casale isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
3D Danny Casale:
I thought it was 3D Danny Casale, not 3D Danne Casale.
Nerdimate whoops I’ll correct it
run for your life
Danny Casale yup
There's no 3D Danny,. That's common surreal
subtitle: *says english*
also them: *polish*
me: *tries to put polish*
subtitles: *polish*
me: *surprised pikachu meme*
Lol dat happend for meh
Same
Hahaa finally found someone talked about it
I tried to put on hungarien ones, but i putted on polish, 'caus3 lengyel magyar két jó barát💞
No spoko
Therapist: Every dream has a meaning
My dreams:
Now this is accurate
Hahahahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Yesh
My dreams:
*black figure hanging on my wall*
My dream:iam become girl
Wtf was that
And one more
My dream:iam sitting in chair,the background is just white
And that
Nobody in there,just me
Why am i watching this?
Just one more play wouldn’t hurt me
HAPPENES TO ME ALL THE TIME FOR THESE VIDS
나왜 이거보러 또왔지...
@@clearsky_cm 안녕 한국 사람이야?
**its hurts u**
@@mxlktxa4169ur English is very bad dude ... U didn't get the joke... :(
Everyone wants a dream like that but did everyone forget how fast he slept
how fast did he sleep?
@@sorenthefunkyman about like 2 minutes
@@no_cool_dorito that is like race car fast
That's some Nobita shit right there
ashentuba95 _yo 2 I know right?
1:17 me when I'm home alone.
The one 100th like
@SummerFlower 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Samee💃🏻💃🏻
lol
Moral of the story: Don't eat cookies right before bed, eat string cheese
Also, *Always do your homework*
*and sugar is literally bad for you*
But im lactose intolerant
@@tgarcher720 so eat air
@@christianfjeldtvedt8524 ok
@@tgarcher720 *EAT STRING CHEESE*
1:17 me and the boys at 3am
Just kidding I don’t have friends
*hug* but you have a hug
@@loviisalumaa tanksh....*hug*
@@loviisalumaa i know *hug* UwU
@@loviisalumaa you to *hug*
{\__/}
(UwU)
/ > 🍪 here sum cookies
@@loviisalumaa
{\__/}
(♡.♡)
/ > 🍫 *gnom gnom* it'sh good *gnom gnom* tanksh
only here, dreams have better graphics than real scenes
I agree because my dreams are way better than reality ;
Actually, dreams can look a lot, a lot better than reality
@@lauramccann18 Yesh ;^;
Everyone: dreams look better than reality.
Me: my dreams are black and white and i can’t see a frick, i just see shadows, now wanna bet reality is better?
LOL that is just sad and funny at the same time
1:14 what a vibe
OH YEEAAAHH
@Alangamer_100 **vibes**
Can't tell if I'm on acid or if Danny was on acid when he made this...
Surreal made this
i can't tell either tbh
Pretty normal for surreal.
danny is on acid. he's drowning in it.
No one’s on acid here. This is just regular Surreal Entertainment entertainment.
Moral of the story: string cheese makes everything cooler
Correct
*yes.*
Yeah it's true 😂😂
Oh yeeeeeeeeeee
@@swanvalley52 so we back in the mine
me: set subtitle to english
subtitle: *language that i never seen before*
Fluffy_Boi me too
who the hell makes these polish subtitles, it's not the first time
Lmao
Fluffy_Boi you use uk
ㄌ
This 2D man just straight up dreamt of a 3D world in which he met the almighty cookie man.
*Man I gotta start eating more cookies before bed if I wanna get to the 9th dimension*
and string cheese or else you will be eaten
My 2 favorite animators did a collab?!
*melts*
Animator?
@@ctoooc Danny casale did the 2d art, surreal entertainment did the 3d bits
3d animation is animation too
also instead of melts, *bakes*
SisterSnapped
When you're 2 Dimensional, you see 3 Dimensional dreams.
Now imagine what if we 3D creatures starts to have 4D dreams?
how dumb are you?
@@sorenthefunkyman Dumber then you
??
@@sorenthefunkyman um I guess you're too dumb to understand that.
its like how dogs dream in black and white, my characters dream in 4K CG grapics
Can we just take a moment to realize that this guy literally ascends to a new dimension in his dream? He goes from 2d to 3d
Underrated
ruclips.net/video/So1-BqEs5Qc/видео.html
I don’t recognize that link, it’s not a rickroll
happens with humans too, but they are too stupid to remember
@Alanoud E and that's the joke, my friend
This gives me a mix of emotions that don’t exist.
Lol
-I feel blank-
when the reality is 2D while the dream is 3D , what a logic !
Videogames logic
So? .-.
It makes sense because 3D dreams are 2D.
*no u*
im pretty sure reality is 3d
This was actually kinda cute,not gonna lie
Yeah, I mean look at the faces on the cheese :3
Virtual Wolf IKR SO CUTE AND DERPY
Yeh : >
"im the cookie man"
-cookie man,2019
t h e
a l m i g h t y
*c o o k i e*
_M A N_
Nuce (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■
My cookie is delicious
"Why are you in my dream?"
"Because I am going to eat you"
oh ok seems like a valid reason
1:18 if ur party dont look like this, dont invite me.
Omg im famous
Are you kidding when you say that
Becuase no problemo
Yep
😂😂😂
it ok my party's always look like dat =3
haha!
I wish I had dreams like that! •~•
Ill buy cookies
where?
@@sorenthefunkyman at the store you know...
We're dad went 7 years ago
@@sorenthefunkyman
Stop
Hecking
Replying
Every
K'omment
Why not replace "hecking" with fucking?
Also, what's a "K'omment?"
Me: *puts on English captions*
English captions: *"N o."*
Same
This
Ya same 🤣🤣
@@Mandor3 what language is that
Dude I tried it too and it’s in a different language 😑
He is so powerful that his mind can imagine more dimensions than his own real world has
“Bedtime already, One more cookie wouldn’t hurt” 😂😂😂
Tell that to my diabetes
@@oklizoco9749 nice one
Wouldn't*
Victor Casine Oh yeah😅
Cit.
Everyone: Endgame was the most ambitious cross over of all time
Me:
Pfft how could you forget Jimmy Neutron and Fairly Odd Parents?
Nobody:
My last braincells during a test: 1:05
@LIAD *Meteor - Johna*
😂👌 perfect
Wrow i wish i had that many brain cells
XD
@@edmar100 can u give me the music link? I cant find it
1:20 한글자막으로 (이게 도대체 뭐하는 영상이지)라고 적힌 거 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 직접 올려셔놓고 저희에게 물으면 우째요..
Parents:oh my god,she's wearing headphones,she's probably watching something Inappropriate..
What I'm actually watching:
Sameeee-
IKRR
SO TRUE LMFAO
@cheez cake hahaha
lol
0:21 me when I my family tells me to stop eating but food is all I remember
Nerdimate It was a joke
@@cookiewolfaj6687 so was the comment of the person above you 😂
@@sorenthefunkyman You don't need to remember to breathe. It's automatic.
@@PredatorH2O facts
"Who The Heck Are You"
-Danny 2019
im nerdimate, what's your name?
you asked who i am, so i said my name.
I GOTTA KNOW
its the cookie man, haha.
Kids, it's time to get stomachaches and dysentery!
1:03 where the action starts
The crossover we didn’t want. But needed
True
Hailisterical i definitely wanted it lol
No one:
Absolutely No one:
My dream at 5: am in the morning: dancing tooth guy with evil cookies and cheese.
😂😂
Y e s.
@@_CobraTate. xD
That's a simple person not a tooth
@@TempestVRoid I just wanted to be funny tho-
I watched it and thought, “this animation style literally surreal’s”
Its a colab dumb
the squid might need to be a human so it can learn stuff.
@@Joy-mr7xc nice backup mate 👌😂
69 likes
@@lordroy88 you mean 10k?
Bro went from 2D to 3D just by eating a cookie 💀
Mom: why can’t you wake up in the morning
ME:
Who the heck are you?
I am the cookie man
:-|
3000 years later
:-| why are u in my dream
im not in your dream. you are.
Him: _One more_ 🍪
Me: _Please Grandma, No more_ 🍪 🍪
is your grandma transgender?
@@sorenthefunkyman what is up with you and genders??? Are you a keyboard warrior. I swear your spamming replies
@@sorenthefunkyman dude I just wanna see one good reply from you
"I’m the cookie man!””im the string chese Mann’
Girl: I dreamed of kissing my crush...
Boy:
Girls are not all like this :/
@@mrnobody3880 did u tried to mean "girls are not like this at all"?
@@mrnobody3880 yep, its a joke if you couldn't tell. :)
@@rafaelamendoim no they didn't
Ppl, it’s just a dang joke so don’t take it so seriously. I actually found this quite funny and I’m a girl so shut yo mouth!
*Lets be honest We watch this for a hundreds time*
*Rubs my own eyes*
this is a collab i needed
ok i admit
I’m offended how he ate the string cheese in one bite
🅱️ruh same
You gotta peel it
Nobody:
Him:Uhhh...OH YEAHH
I can officially say I'm scarred for life and will never eat cookies or string cheese ever again. 😶
Grandma: Its time for cookies, dear!
you wouldnt want to upset grandma, now would you?
“ *OH YEAH* “
- Danny Casale 2019
69 likes
Gay
Same
*Eats 1 more cookie*
You fool, you've fallen for one of the classic blunders
*
*
That was probably the most natural looking animation surreal entertainment has probably ever made, ngl
"Why is everybody talking like this?"
- Me 2019
"Talking like what?" I said as I brushed my hair with a comb, slowly rocking on the old swing.
@@sorenthefunkyman what lmao
"what ever do you mean? Everything seems fine to me" I reply to the person who asked the question while beating my wife for sleeping with my son and making a pornhub video.
No one is on here
@1,000 Subscribers With No Videos Challenge well God damn 👀😂
Me: I want to read the subtitles in english
Polish: *N0*
Use the UK ones
Que dijiste >:v
For me it shows hebrew
0:03 You’re supposed to brush ur teeth before bed U MONSTER edit: dang thats alot of likes
Lol
Lol
I don’t ;w;
Deep Trinity What’s wrong?
*YEAH*
1:02 music name is Slenderbeats-Meteor
Thank me later
I kinda want this to be my dream tonight.
Same
Same
1:04 The Best moment of this video XDDD
True! XD
How many subscribers can we get with no videos? ? How many subscribers can we get with no videos? ?
You said it’s the best moment of the video? So I said true...
What is the title of this song?
Agree
I'm not gonna lie, that music be sounding kind fresh tho. Anyone know where it's from?
no, but i made a 1 min version, check my channel if you want :)
Probably original
His dance moves are fresh
The ever loving heckles is the song that's played at 1:03 ?
Jessie Mahaffey
I also wanna know
@@danillefremian9840 Danill efremian
1:06 When the drugs start kicking in
Где русские блять?????
В пизд#😏
@@kley. именно
@Erma The weirdo ээээ...
@Erma The weirdo Yes, also why is this comment section Russian or something
1:18 that song is dope though where's it from?
I don't know but, i made a 1 min version, if you want check my channel :)
It's by zootghost I think
Angel Bellerose
Angel Bellerose
@@attilio_38, you've saved us.
I love it how he just gets the string cheese randomly from under his blanket
Kinda impressive that he was able to dream of a 3D dimension in a 2D universe
Nobody:
Me: * finds this video while eating sweets before bed *
so uhh, how um how did that go...
In short, it was an emotional rollercoaster.
yeah seems about right
Do people actually care... cuz I dont... but I am weird.... I go to bed with a bottle of coca cola every night, and sometimes loose it under the bed... after a cople of weeks I chek under the bed and find 4 coca cola bottles
Same lmao
no one:
me at a party: 1:17
JAAMMIIN VIIBBEEN
1:00 not only do I love the music- I love it all----
Does somebody know a name of it?
@@lunisbrickcreations7289 meteor i think
@@kessama Thank you :)
@@lunisbrickcreations7289 glad u found what u want :D
@@kessama thanks bro ;')
Another episode of “I’m so glad this is in my recommendation list”
This is the crossover that none of us knew we needed
True
My friend :I had a dream where my crush was my girlfriend
Me dreams:
*our dreams
@@moth1462 *communism intensifies*
Our friend
It's either one or the other, or a mixture of both
Let's be real, we all eat unhealthy before sleeping.
1:04 my last braincell during the math test
Is this good or bad?
@@yass5889 idk both
Dat pause XD
🤣🤣🤣
Mine: 0:46
The most normal video of 2019 nothing to see here move on
Surreal entertainment is dan on a nutshell
Whenever I heard cookie :-
It's automatically reminds me of Jungkookie of BTS 😂😂😂
Any army-minded here
👇👇👇
😂😂😂😂 army everywhere
@@faiziikram8916 damn truth 😂
why’d he eat string cheese like that tho😭😭
한국어 자막 왜저래ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
i wish i could knew how the song is called 1:15
/watch?v=Asbw9bhdTc0
@@raqtty broh cant understand what to do??
@@Chaostudex_x have u ever seen a youtube video url?
@@raqtty we are on mobile
tbh, the drop at 1:05 is the most insane drop ever
Song name?
what was the song at 1:05 lmao i really need to know it kinda slaps
Meteor by Johna
Darude sandstorm
Thhn
my friend what was ur dream about me it’s complicated:
You mean:
My Friend: _What was ur dream about?_
Me: *It's complicated.*
MirXclest yes
What’s the music name when he starts going insane and dances with the cookie man/king And string cheese or did they make it on there own
It is Meteor by Johna.
Virjhin Thank u so MUCH
@@DieMorpher yess thank u so much i was trying to find that song too
아... 한국어 자막 다시는 분 너무 기여우심 ㅋㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㄱㅋㅋ 매번 볼 때마다 느끼는데 넘 기엽 ㅜㅜ
한국어 자막 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 누가 하시는거죠?ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 존내웃기네
Everybody: Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover in history
Me, an intellectual:
0:55 I love how nobody is there but he still goes "G O O D N I G H T"
My friend:
*has a dream that she got a boyfriend*
Literally my dreams:
No one:
danny casale: The almighty cookie
1:04 tell me this music is gonna be on spotify
it might be, why not search it up?
Yo where can I get it
Tactical dot •
/watch?v=Asbw9bhdTc0 found this?
Maria Luiza Oliveira Canova
Cookie man: **exists**
Me: I'm about to eat this man's whole career
1:19 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그니깐 뭐하는 영상이야 이겈ㅋㅋㅋ
1:20 Korean Subtitle: seriously WHAT THE HECK IS THIS VIDEO
Me: yeah i agree about that
ㄹㅇㅋㅋ
ㅋ
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅇㅈㅇㅈ
@u m r i it literally says "wtf is this vid about"
Me: one more Cookie will not hurt
Me: sees Cookie man
Me: *eats it*. YUMMY!!!!
I wanna meet the old mighty cookie man
*eats it*
Is anybody going to ask why he just had some string cheese lying around..
In his bed?
😥😂
Dang!!!! He is disciplined af !!! Go to bed at sharp 9pm 🤗😂😂😂😂😂😂😂