I think I've figured it out. He has an affliction where eggs make him completely hyperactive. I think if we can just keep him away from eggs, things will be alright.
Bro probably ran out of eggs since he keeps throwing them everywhere And i bet when he went to the store to get some more eggs, the cashier said "ur not allowed to buy anymore eggs because your the reason why there's an egg shortage + you're gonna throw them everywhere like you always do"
@@Wovision. You cant be talkin from how long you dad has gone yo mama forced you to pretend your eating cereal with milk when its really just mayonaise and sawdust
Correction, proceeds to snow fake snow. (We can't have snow in Australia and he has Woolworths homebrand salt container. (Well, at least anywhere other than the areas that have seen snow, like the Snowy Mountains, Stanthorpe, Tasmania.))
There are other medical conditions other than High Blood Pressure, according to the CDC, there is also heart disease and stroke as a result of excess salt consumption.
@@matthewjaims1452 Or Maybe, Seconds Will Make You Dehydrated Till You Got There 💀💀☠☠ (I Don't Know Some Grammar, Because English Is Not My First Languenge)
Waiter : "How was your salt sir"
Me : "there were some fries in my salt"
real
Fr 💀
😭😭
Lol
"Flies?" "...no"
This is actually one of the calmer videos of HowToBasic
Y el menos asqueroso
@@alimanaure1236 SPEAK ENGLISH FOOL!!!
@@alimanaure1236probablemente xd
@@alimanaure1236hi
I think I've figured it out. He has an affliction where eggs make him completely hyperactive. I think if we can just keep him away from eggs, things will be alright.
This shit turns your kidneys into a fucking cobblestone generator☠️
💀💀
🍌
They could build New York
@@HanssenChinfr
Fr😂
Sprinkle your fries with a bit of salt ❌
Sprinkle your salt with a bit of fries ✅
thats the point buddy @RadiantYT2K
@@RadiantSword2K You didn't get the joke dude...
@@RadiantSword2Kim pretty sure it's not serious because it's a joke
@@RadiantSword2KThat's the point, howtobasic is a parody of cooking shows and videos.
@@RadiantSword2KWow, you must be fun at parties 🫤
season my kidney ☠️
Yeah make it kidney stones too please💀.
I got a kidney stone surgery because of this (and ect) 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️
I only have one kidney so I would be fucked
That's not being seasoned. That's being cured.
uh can i have it to season
How to season fries ❌
How to get a heart attack ✅
One way ticket to heaven
How to get migraines
How to get a heart attack❌
How to get a diabetes ✅
U wont get heart attack or diabetes
More like how to die from dehydration and so much sodium
@@VeshremyloveisraelandpalestineHow to get diabetes ❌
How to get UTI ☑️
“Why are there fries in my seasoning”
Stolen but sure
I dont care about copied or unoriginal comments its not like someone owns a comment
@@Alio197really?, I can't find any other comment that has the same exact words hmm🤔🤔
@@BamBamNichtppl do own a comment
@@notethanyt no
"Can you add some more salt?"
"Sure"
Thats not enough, pls add more salt.
@@YoshiB7755 "Sure"
@@BandanaWaddleDee77 can we get a bit of pepper?
“Just tell me when to stop”💀
@@icedmad more please
Just I love it you don’t need to make it like comfort
❌ How to perfectly season fries with salt…
✅ How to perfectly season salt with fries!
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!! I HAVE AM THE 2K COMMENTER!!!!
No one carea
💀
How old McDonald’s fries used to be
@@IgnatiusIsaacWeeKaiJunyuanps this isn't a "no one cares" comment and you have to be 9
NO EGGS?
Rare moment😮😮😮
This isn't what I subbed for.. unsubbed!
Finally
IMPOSSIBLE
Bro probably ran out of eggs since he keeps throwing them everywhere
And i bet when he went to the store to get some more eggs, the cashier said "ur not allowed to buy anymore eggs because your the reason why there's an egg shortage + you're gonna throw them everywhere like you always do"
How to season fries: ❌
How to season a heart attack: ✅
This is like Snowy and Salty Hill with Fries as a Treasure!
"Welcome back to cartel tiktok one of our customers decided to order Fries with Extra Cocaine"
Nice
Don’t let him see this
Ok this got me
More like cocaine with a bit of fries
@@TheDoctorGD lmao true
How to season fries❌
How to get kidney stones✅
130 likes but no reply let me fix that
@@Wovision.You aint fixing shit nga
@@Nottihater14kFr tell him Broski
@@Mill-Mill shush
@@Wovision. You cant be talkin from how long you dad has gone yo mama forced you to pretend your eating cereal with milk when its really just mayonaise and sawdust
I love your videos so much they're so funny!
"Sir, there's fries in my salt."
: How to perfectly season fries
*proceeds to snow*
Correction, proceeds to snow fake snow. (We can't have snow in Australia and he has Woolworths homebrand salt container. (Well, at least anywhere other than the areas that have seen snow, like the Snowy Mountains, Stanthorpe, Tasmania.))
SO PERFECT 🤩
Our blood pressure be 10 atm with this one 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Our blood pessure about to be more years then my dad has left for the milk🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
I've never seen anyone measure blood pressure in atms
heart attack speedrun any%
more like kidney stone speedrun
Pov ur on a diet:
more like kidney disease speedrun
bro... your kidney will become an infinite cobblestone generator
kidney turns into a minecraft farm
I
@@annxu8219kidney proceeds to turn into an infinite emerald farm
A heart attack waiting to happen
You mean kidney stones
@@TF_tuber567There won't be a kidney anymore, the kidney about to stare at medusa
sodium poisoning bro
High blood pressure, bro.
That feeling when you click on a video after reading the title, but you neglected to look at the channel name.
It looks delicious 😋
Mmmmm...dehydration on a plate...my favourite....
Me: *Eats entire plate*
Also me: “Why is my blood pressure so high?” *Collapses*
High blood pressure caused by salt.
There are other medical conditions other than High Blood Pressure, according to the CDC, there is also heart disease and stroke as a result of excess salt consumption.
@@Eiji-iq1ks The Eyes: 💀
The Brain: 💀
The Lungs After Collapsing: 💀
My Immortal Self: 🗿🍷
That is perfect it is really good I have tried it
Waiter:Here's your salt
Customer:Double it and give to the next person
Next person:💀
😂😂
BROS mouth gonna shrivel up like sponge Bob with this one.
w pfp
Like when he eats Gary's food
Lmfao
Living in a winter wonderland 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
POV: that 1 dish of fries in a restaurant
Kidney stones has joined the chat:
Nah, it’s a kidney mountain at this point💀
Kidney Dwayne Johnson*
This is the best fries ever I tried it it is soo yummy
season to perfection ❌
season to the core ✔️
Him: "I'll add some salt"
Also him: *Adds enough to kill an Elephant*
What’s the amount to kill a dinosaur?
@@kaseyleitchnextgen3281 According to me, this amount is also enough to kill a dinosaur too
@@JustaKnifyfan WHAT ABOUT GODZILLA?
@kaseyleitchnextgenaĥh yes3281
@@kaseyleitchnextgen3281Fr😂
Ty this help so much with my cooking
I actually get interested when stumbling on these videos and then I remember who im watching
walter white telling me how to perfectly season fries
Yup
Why does that actually look good tho
Most sane HowToBasic video:
That's probably true
Its same not same
@@jblfanklaskycsupomagnat ???
@@jblfanklaskycsupomagnat wdym by "its same not same" 💀💀
Its same not sane, its not its same not same
@@jblfanklaskycsupomagnatTo confuse the enemy you have to confuse yourself first
bro took salty fries to another level
Am I the only one who enjoys his content
no
@@Rae-ks4bo nice
Nu uh
I scrolled back up when I saw the channel
nahh bluds blood pressure got nothin on him 😂💀
bluds blood
This is wayyyyy to
PERFECT
"I ordered the SALT without the FRIES!!"
Wow! Very Very Perfectly Seasoned! First Bite Tastes Like Heaven, But The Second Bite Takes You There! 💀💀☠☠
First, oh and lol
How can that much salt tastes like heaven?
@@matthewjaims1452u havent tasted to much salt before? Try it, tastes like heaven
@@YoshiB7755 maybe second doesn't take you there😺
@@matthewjaims1452 Or Maybe, Seconds Will Make You Dehydrated Till You Got There 💀💀☠☠
(I Don't Know Some Grammar, Because English Is Not My First Languenge)
The best howtobasic video and calmest 😲😲😲😲
Least chaotic and informative HowToBasic video
This looks delicious 😋😋😋😋😊😊😊
Looks pretty good but I would recommend a bit more salt 😊
ah yes now i can perfectly season my fries thanks 👍
“Welcome back to Cartel TikTok-“
“Live on SMNM”
@@EcoFreindlyWoodVeneer0one of our clients seems to have gone a bit crazy with our pure Colombian
(Tuyo playing in the background)
That's not cooking,
That's cocaine💀💀💀
man this sure is some quality content oh boy
We are gonna explode our kidneys with this one 🗣🗣🗣
i love them over seasoned 🤤🤤
One bite, instant kidney stones 💀
"The fries are not that salty" *The fries:*
We are having kidney failure with this one)
Bro put the whole ocean
Thanks! My grandma loved the recipe!
Bro dropped another banger
waiters : how do you like seasoned your fries sir?
YES
It's very well seasoned 👍
He’s so generous to put some fries with the salt
Finally HowToBasic's video that doesn't make me mad.
In 7th period i wach this Chanel and my other class mates around me watch and we laff so hard we can bearly breath 😅
I had no issue with you piling up salt.
But when you reach out into it... GOD.
"sir there are fries in my salt"
WE RAISING OUR BLOOD PRESSURE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
We would have solved world hunger with all the foods we buy to follow his recipes
Level of seasoned fries :
1. Lightly
2. Normal
3. Heavily
4. How to Basic
This short, of course, being the lightly seasoned fries
If this was msg, uncle roger would be proud of this channel for the first time
Instructions unclear: I am allergic to fries
Where are the eggs for the seasoning?
Im gonna send this to my anemic friend
"sir can i have some fries with my salt please?"
Instructions unclear: Where's shit ton of eggs?
This looks like something i would unironically do
Ah yes I do like my french fry flavoured salt
Are these the saltiest fries let’s find out
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
They’re the friest salt
*stares at camera*
“How much salt would you like sir”
Him: yes
“Welcome to Mount Saltiest (May encounter some wild fries)”
Diabetes really said "Sorry, but I'm number one!" ☠️☠️☠️
Bro it's salt not sugar
@@Winningface156 Exactly. Too much salt causes high blood pressure, which can lead to Diabetes.
@@Krusher741 the blood pressure is temporary so eat too much salt is lead to kidney stone more than diabetes
WE BE DESTROYING KIDNEYS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️ 🔥
explains my anxiety 📈📈📈📈📈
Umm, Waiter? This fries are not even salty. 🥰🥰🥰
Hes actually good at cooking
Finally a normal "how to" video
There's some fries in your salt sir.
How to season fries❌
How to destroy your kidneys✅
he aint wrong
Ways to get high blood pressure in one second
" T mobile Twist " ahh fries 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
5 year old me using salt:
*Food hungr exists*
HowToBasic:
*but NGL that fries need more salt*
Officially Unedible, Thanks.
Cholesterol is gonna be crazy with this one 🔥
You mean sodium, cholesterol’s a kind of fat.
I really thought he was back to normal aint no way.....