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THE DICE BLOCK INCIDENT: A Mario Party Story
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- Published on Mar 7, 2026
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--BOIS IN THIS VIDEO--
Salty (Derek):
(Links can be found at the top lol)
Peanut
/ smollestpeanut
/ smollestpeanut
givebutter.com...
Mikey:
/ binjomonkey
/ binjomonkey
Pastey:
/ sanctoklinge
/ sanctoklinge
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Edited by:
Rasen Dan
/ rasen_dan
(with some additions by the Salt man)
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Thumbnail art by:
Claire
/ citisstreets
#marioparty #mario #twitch
It wasn't mentioned in the original video, but consider donating to Peanut if you're able! Her family unfortunately lost a member and she'd really appreciate the assistance.
givebutter.com/forba
Salty your subscriber count is almost at the funny number
Do you have a vod of this?
Salty nearly lost all his friends before the game even started, it's the least we can do
WHY ARE ALL THE COMMENTS “ok salty”?
@RamenJack because it's one person spamming it
I came into this an hour late. They still hadn’t started the game yet, this went on for another 30 minutes.
Wait did they ever start the game for real
@Fireluigi1225 Funny thing is it did actually start! But towards the tail end of it, Peanut’s switch was on the verge of death! But thankfully they did finish.
@DoctorDisasterDracula link to the vod please
Some say the game is still going on to this day
I can’t believe Salty started filibusterring after he lost
Honestly kinda expected at this point,
He ain’t good at it, though. A REAL Chad would filibuster for a couple more hours.
Yea, I thought that they'd go take shit instead
@NikFromm Think the longest filibustering was around 24 hours, should have tried to beat that.
@NikFromm didn't realize politicians were "real Chad's"
I like how Salty was totally fine with being doxxed but caved the minute someone threatened to reveal his Twitter likes
and also when mikey shows twitch chat old saltydkdan content
For the 2nd time
Priorities
i think part of it is bc salty knew pastey wouldn't doxx him but knew mikey would reveal his twitter likes without hesitation
Skibidi toilet story:
Skibidi toilet: skibidi dom dom dom yes yes
Pibby: oh no its the pibby glitch!
Pibby: dies
Skibidi toilet: Haha I win
Skibidi toilet: hits the griddy
5 likes for part 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These guys are so funny they make me wanna merge without looking!
This game is so fun! It makes me want to roll dice without looking!
Yeah! Rumsfeld!
Yeah! Donkey Kong!
I had to stop for a second to look at this comment
And I can watch Madagascar while I’m driving
This is like one of those episodes in a show where the characters get themselves trapped in one location and throughout the runtime, they all start bickering between eachother instead of solving the predicament
I love it
It’s even better, because in a lot of those scenarios the character’s had no say in getting to that location and genuinely want to leave, with this it is something completely made and enforced by their own pride
You saying this is their "bottle episode"? XD
@Sigmarth Cipherius Imagine Saw but he decides to pull a funny and put the characters in a building with no traps and leaves the exit unlocked but the characters start getting paranoid thinking there's going to be a trap around every corner and murdering each other out of paranoia.
The new season of Rocko's Modern Life looks great
That trope is called a Bottle Episode, and let me tell you, I feel like hitting myself with a (plastic) bottle after this.
The reveal that Peanut was the true antagonist the whole time and the end was genuinely a really good plot twist
And the fact that "Final Hour" was playing was more dark and somber, true betrayal
Lmao rekted
@smollestpeanut I'll go sub to you now I don't care
Not only that, but it was foreshadowed by Peanut botching the countdown halfway in...
it was such a good plot twist it was hinted throughout the dice lore.
Thank you again for playing with me Mikey, Salty, and Pastey! I really enjoyed my time there and this video is such a great memory. Thank you to everyone who considered to donate as well! I haven’t posted an update in a while, but at this point in time my family and I have been able to earn enough funds for my father’s headstone! So genuinely with all my heart thank you, thank you so much!
However, I will also say, Salty, you kind, thoughtful, very funny internet man.
You forgot the part where you and Mikey stole all my star wealth and despite purchasing 10 stars in that whole game with a strong lead, MIKEY STILL KICKED MY ASS AND MY SWITCH WAS ON 1% FOR NEARLY THE WHOLE GAME! (This being /lh- of course. Ahem.)
Dear god
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
I can't believe how hard I was laughing at this. It's like 2010's RUclips content
You could actually cancel Salty for this, and Mikey as well, this is truly evil.
You can't cancel Salty, he already cancelled himself
And it was for charity
You could’ve completely canceled salty in the time it took him to roll the dice
Funny, I was just thinking about his cancel video.
Not "could." "Should."
"live demonstration of how a filibuster works" was my favorite comment from chat on the situation
I would've lost my shit if Salty had grabbed a real pair of dice and shook them next to the mic and rolled them. I would've gone fucking balistic.
NEWS
The funny internet man do it again
I WAS EXPECTING THAT TOO
That would been so funny lol
this was such a petty thing to go on for an hour for but that's what makes it so good, and Peanut's revenge at the end...
And the fact that chat picked Mikey’s side 😭
Like bro both of them are equally at fault. How is this entirely dk’s fault?? Biased-ass mofos
I love Pastey just staring. He hates it, but deep down, he knows Mikey and Salty deserve this, so he just has to let it happen.
I assume idk he also might've muted and laughed his fucking ass off.
I love the limited dice rolling in this game, It's so charming.
I love limited dice rolling in this game it's so charming.
I hate the limited dice rolling in this game, it's so infuriating.
*unlimited.
I love the limited dice rolling in this game, It's so charming.
I love the charming dice rolling in this game, it’s so limited.
This started out funny, but by the end I was wishing actual bodily harm on Salty in real life….
Salty and Mikey were both at fault lmao
@internetguy7319Yeah no shit, they sat around for an hour playing chicken with each other
IN REAL LIFE NEW YORK CITY?
@TW1CE_SHY With all the charming limited 3D graphics to spare
This 14 minutes long video felt like 4 hours of agony and anxiety
I'm so happy we've reached an age where people watched 2 grown adults have a pissing match over who should roll a die first. There is no sarcasm in this comment I genuinely love this.
i like how they are opposite sides of the coin
mikey: constantly blaming the other one, hypocritically
salty: accepting that both of them are equally terrible
Imagine buying a game to join your friends in a stream, only for two of them to halt it for an entire HOUR and 30 MINUTES because they both wanted to roll last
and when you think you finally get to play, someone else does the exact same thing and the stream ends
@Garbo_trashcan did the stre actually end or??
I would have disconnected 10mins into their joke
11:55 This is just Catty Cattenheimer from Deltarune Chapter 4
The real winner of this event was Peanut
-She wasn't bothered by it in the least
-She started her own
-She probably got some work done while waiting
I genuinely thought that when Salty was going to roll his die, I thought it was going to be a physical die that he so happened to have had on hand.
It would have followed in what he said for the agreement.
So close to a potential scapegoat.
Worst ending
@Patodeagua213*best
same!!! total missed opportunity, I would have grabbed my bag of D&D dice and dumped it
4:16 the farfetch'd plush being a reference to sauerkraut is so funny lol
this is literally just two toddlers arguing over who gets to play on the xbox for 15 minutes and i love it
Except the arguments lasted 1 GODDAMN HOUR
@questionablegreg4684 and 22 minutes
Actually, it’s kinda the opposite, arguing over who gets to be the *last* one to play.
This whole video is just the cold war
I’m genuinely impressed with how many sprite changes there are in this video. It’s like a 14 minute animatic jfc
0:49 I love the subtle foreshadowing
By the end I was really hoping Dan would just throw an actual d20 just to keep to his word
TBH, I thought that after a while, the game would've just had the players automatically role. The fact that the game went on for nearly an hour and 30 minutes, waiting for Derek and Mikey to roll the dice, is insanity.
Every other dice roll in the game is on a timer when playing online, just not the opening roll to decide turn order.
@yedffgd Oh wow.
I could tell by peanut’s complacency with the dice stand-off that they’d end up being the twist villain by the end of this debacle
She messed up the countdown on purpose, she was always evil.
> Plays game of Mario Party
> Refuses to hit a dice block
> Ruins charity stream
> Stays
What a Chad, a legend, and an absolute Abraham Lincoln was an American lawyer and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assassination in 1865
I'd like to point out, MIKEY started it, he said "you go first this is my stream" before Derek refused.
I love how after an hour and 22 minutes the order didn’t even change.
They did that whole bit to be last.
I just watched two grown men not roll a dice for 14 minutes.
I love this
Honestly, he missed a golden opportunity to say “fine, I promised, so I’ll roll the dice first.”
…
*Silence*
…
“But I never said WHEN I would roll the dice”
Love how you could just tell that Peanut was thriving in the chaos, being empowered by the purest form of hell anyone could imagine.
I am unfathomably upset. This has no right to be so infuriating yet so funny at the same time
You see the reason Salty and Mikey did this online was because if they did this in person, after about 30 seconds of waiting, Pastey would have 100% started beating up Salty for the controller to roll the dice. Also these people have more patience than I do, because I would have “accidentally” disconnected, and forced a reset so I could join in on the chaos, and everyone wait even longer. Also is Salty even friends with Pastey at this point, because that Mario Party game if any would have ruined that friendship severely
once again spite is the strongest motivator
I am so incredibly sorry for Pastey in that one bit. Pastey didn't deserve that.
What a powerful story, however, out of all of that, the slowed down game theory make me actually cry laugh. Amazing.
0:32 this sounds like the guy in trivia murder party omg?
I'm glad after all these years Mario Party still brings the worst out of people.
I'm only a minute in and I've already got a stupid wide grin on my face, this is gonna be good.
seeing salty had a homestuck icon was both surprising and completely expected, somehow
it makes so much sense and i hate it
which character is it..
The corruption of Peanut due to 82 minutes of stalling just goes to show that shenanigans beget shenanigans
ahhh yes .... mario party...... the ultimate stress test for any friendship
i like how 3/4 characters here are just white blobs with clothing and then there’s just a png
Both of you not taking the blame for this makes it ten times funnier, and I wholeheartedly believe both of you still believe it’s each other’s fault.
Salty really just filibustered Mario Party
This is how our government works and thats kinda sadly hilarious
I can't believe Salty managed to turn a game of Mario Party into a fucking bottle episode.
this editing, these assets, give me your skills and creative vision Salty and company
The sound of the dice just in the background pretty much the ENTIRE time is just maddening.
I loved it when SaltyDKdan said "It's saltin' time!" when he hit the dice block
Peanut really decided to pull the Galaxy Brain, was just standing there in the background until deciding to screw everyone over. Literally my kind of game plan
So, seeing as I've got some time while everyone's deciding turn order, what's it like to play Mario Party in the circle of Hell?
what if Hell is just Mario Party with demons and they take forever, and if you lose you shit yourself forever
@internetguy7319 what if Hell is just mario party
@dumbguyontheinternet7641 no but Mario party’s fun
Hell is a fusion of Catan and Monopoly
@internetguy7319 kinky
Fun fact: This is a prime example Of the prisoner Dilemma both sides not trusting the others,
so they're not making any progress and are now at a stalemate.
i want friends like this. i respect the grind. the dedication. the absolute focus and commitment. the psychological mind chess. the spiteful malicious will to endure even at the cost of ones own progression just to ensure the purgatory of another. its art.
I also want friends like this.
I also just want friends-
This was fucking amazing. Pastey getting more and more irritated as it went on, while peanut was enabling the whole time. And of course, Derek and Mikey arguing like todlers. I kinda wish it went on for even longer just to see the insanity that would have sprung forward.
The funny thing is, the number you roll is determined by rng even before you hit the dice block. So no matter when how long you wait, it will always have been the same number
So you’re telling me that my timing has meant nothing all these years?
I feel betrayed, how could Shigero Miyamoto himself to this to me? He broke into my house and shoved the dice block into my hands, held a fire flower to my head, and forced me to roll
4:15
Foreshadowing is a literary device in which-
Its hilarious that one of their funniest videos is just them doing nothing for hours
10:48 My heart is racist
This is probably one of the funniest games of Mario Party I’ve ever watched and a total of 4 buttons were pressed throughout
ALL YOUR DICE IS YOURS TO ROLL
I think my favorite part is how only pastey isn't contributing to the bit lol
The editing is so good omg he went crazy on this one 😭
Salty doing a full blown filibuster just to not roll his dice
I love the consistent lore that Salty is horny specifically for Rouge the Bat and that definitively does not mean he's not a furry
Totally not a furry
I mean have you SEEN those bonhokonkers?
also the green zeti from sonic lost world
the one polygon titted bat
well after all rouge is the size of an average human mother
@genereaver you mean this massive badonkehonkers?
6:34 “OH YOU CO-“ **ad**
I love seeing the "I promise that I will stop this dumb bit, because friendship is important" message
*with more than half the video remaining*
1:10 Crazy Foreshadowing
Personally, the most I feel sorry of is the chat for having to put up with this madness when all they wanted was a Mario Party Stream.
Rasen Dan and the rest of salty’s editors out here doing gods work
I can't believe they sent salty in to solve the iranian hostage crisis. truly an all american hero.
Your expertise is valuable if you've been in a hostage situation before. As in, the person keeping the hostages.
This is like the fucking seinfeld of youtube
salty sitting angrily on the ground next to fortnite monopoly is a mood
I needed derek to roll irl dice or dice in another game to keep his promise, that would have been so funny
13:31 That right there is the sound of a broken man realizing that he'd escaped one hell just to end up in another.
A classic saltydkdan joke is one that goes on for so long it stops being funny and then is funny again.
Why does this seem like an regular show episode
Imagine paying for a full price Mario Party game only to watch your 2 friends start a Mr. Beast challenge before the game can start.
Regardless of who won the rest of that game, Mikey won the real game
It would have been unbelievably funny if they tied that rock, paper, scissors game.
so I've been watching the "identifying luck in mario party" series and the funniest part about this whole thing is that most mario party games choose what the dice roll will be as soon as the die appears so all this was even more pointless
They could have made hitting the dice a charity incentive
I think my favorite part was Peanut’s corruption arc at the end
toad is like
"i'm tired of this bullshit, i quit"
That was the best ending possible and it made me think about how long was she thinking about doing that.
peanut had a whole villain arc lmao
13:57 (gross sobbing)
i wish they kept this up for 10 hours
You know what's funny, their dice numbers were predetermined from the start.
Salty: Nah man I'm gonna edge this dice block for like an hour...
At least he was a man of hia word
Half expected that he was gonna roll some real life dice. After all, he only promised to roll *his* dice, he didn't specify that he was gonna roll his *Mario Party* dice.
Rewatching this makes the Game Theory reference hit different
Salty, this so far has been a great upload schedule!
Please don't leave Me again.
an unmoveable object vs an unstoppable force
honestly, Mikey is just as much in the wrong, if not MORE, than derek. He *KNEW* that pastey bought the game *for this event* and derek didnt until a good chunk into it.
Truly an incident
I really wanna see the rest of that stream, this was so beautiful.
This is nearly two hours of Pasty being tormented in silence