How NOT To Kill A Spider - Kill It With Fire: Ignition
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- Опубликовано: 8 май 2020
- There's a spider in your house but you don't know where. I guess we'll just have to burn the whole place down.
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I have arachnophobia and seeing cap obliterate my enemy's with the power of a billion gods makes my day
PREACH
OOOOOOH! I'M A SPOOKY SPIDER! OOOOOOOOOOOH!
Don’t attack me but, if you had arachnophobia, you get scared by anything, pictures, games, drawings, anything
@@Happy_spider_boi your scaring him Patrick
Facts.
CaptainSauce: **looking at spider** “Hi!”
Also CaptainSauce: **Blasts spider to smithereens**
0:23 for ya
@@SpectralLoki438 or 18:03
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Spider: *is just there*
Captainsauce: “So anyway i started blasting”
Memes so funny
Lmao
As someone with arachnophobia, good job making this still entertaining.
“I don’t know if you guys are wearing headphones, but it sounded like it was 6 feet tall and whispering sweet spidery nothings in my ear”
Oi
@@roxanasusu7292 oi! Podemos ser amigos?
Spider: SWEET SPIDERYNOTHINGS!
°~°
“Was that you???”
"oh... Hi!"
*Blasts a spider with a shotgun*
That is amarica bois
The cut to the beginning makes it so much funnier
Are you trying to imply that spiders don’t require a shotgun to kill?
@@gamergaming6604 yes
“So anyway I STARTED BLASTING”
“Anything that gets followed around by a string orchestra is evil”
-CaptainSauce
Do be kinda correct though
lol
Play teardown
I’m pretty sure that audio is from raiders of the lost ark.
@Kiran Thompson 0-0
its olso evil if its followed around by a gaster blaster and magalovania
Cap: God, can you imagine ACTUALLY coming home to a spider that big in your ceiling?!?!
Australians: Laughs hysterically.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET IT
Thank you the feckin huntsmen spiders are HUGE
Have you heard about..
*The Clock Spider?*
Dun dun
Ya that a ours about right 4 ft spider on ceiling of a Australians house
"If they bleed we can kill them."
Cap would be a very good soldier in war.
My man here posted so many comments
Why do you think his name is captainsauce?
I mean.. he is the captain
I am pretty sure that is a Predator
reference
I agree
"At least my TV is fixed."
*Proceeds to shoot the TV*
Noah Rivera that is a very good question
@Noah Rivera because I like the channel
@@philipo.9314 I hear yee
@Noah Rivera I got a notification that this video exists while watching it
Captainsuace: No spider is evil.
Austrailian people: Well not in this country.
True Aussies: Correction: in *YOUR* contry
i guess sniper from TF2 has been training his aim on spiders
Play teardown
Hi I'm you big fan
wait two ppl are this guuys fan and asking this guy to play teardown?
To give some relief, spiders are actually afraid of you when you are sleeping, because of the snoring, and breathing. Just let it be and you will be fine.
scientist: "ok where is the new species of spiders you were supposed to watch"
CaptianScause: "THE NINJA DID IT"
How the hell did you get a comment an hour earlier than the video posted
Fun Kids he is the true first comment
@@popidopilo2521 how the hell do you be the first view? you sit here and as soon the notified pops up you click
Ah yes, CaptianScause
how do you mess up that bad?
@BOB THE BUILDER BOI its called a quick reaction
Captain sauce:no no no I'm not dealing with something that can bite and has a 50/50% chance to turn me into spider man
Me:do it you'll be spider man and swing around
Captainsauce: waiting for a giant spider on the toilet *opens door*
Me: *raid shadow legends ad plays*
6:44 the sounds he makes has me dying
Uh neh nem Nam nem nah
"How did it scream, it doesn't even have lungs!"
Actually, it has something called a book lung.
it uses it to read book,through its lungs
XD
Play teardown
I went and got my headphones specifically to listen to the 6 foot tall sweet nothings, and yeah, you’re right, that’s fucking creepy.
Cap: This is just what I wanted! *shoots*
Remind me never to give him a gift.
I gifted him an AR with 180 rounds of 30 ammo so just gift him a RPG
The spider in that closet drawer: oh no he found the shotgun
"Anything followed around by a string orchestra is evil, screw it im going to murder it with fire" Captin Sauce
*captainsauce
Choking Mr. Karbs From Heaven *cApTaInSaUcE
Overseer Oreo triggered?
What
“ How did it scream it doesn’t have lungs!?”- Captainsauce 2020
Didn't you know? Spiders don't breathe. They are not alive, obviously
me after dissecting my victim
Real Poot hehe poot
Parzaval they are alive, but they don’t breathe(I think), I know for sure that ants don’t breathe, though I’m not 100% about spiders.
@@shadowfreddy6924 THERE NOT ROBOTS THERE BUGS
An alternate title for this episode is
*captain sauce re-enacts the “this is fine meme” while he wages world war 3 on spiders*
Wow i never thought i would wake up and read about someone waging war on spiders
Alexander Goodman which plant?
NO IT'S THE i have no regrets. MEME!
australians have SPIDERS THAT CAN EAT ****ING BIRDS!
Alexander Goodman btw emu war was between the Emu bird and Australian Armed Forces & Farmers trying to stop emu from destroying agricultural area, where did you learn that “bad America fighting war with a plant”??
"What kind of moutaindew powered spider is that"
CaptainSauce 2020
7:09
Captainsauce: *burns wall* "This is fine"
Me:*Immediately remembers the "this is fine" meme*
While I was watching this, my hair gently caressed my arm.
I nearly broke my laptop...
Is your laptop still ok?
Is the laptop still ok after 3 years?
I haven't laughed so hard in so long thanks Captain Sauce! though to be honest when I downloaded it my arachnophobia kicked in and I understand the title lol.
"what kinda mountain dew fueled spider is that!" Captainsauce 2020
it reminds me of an episode from family guy when peter tried killing the fly with a shotgun
Yeah except captain has impeccable aim
first 24 seconds of the video: perfectly cut screams
“Well first of all can we get a like on the video because I just high nooned that baby from across the house”-captainsauce 2020
Hi cap. I wanted to recommend that you do a few episodes on rock of ages 3 when it comes out in June. I loved your other rock of ages videos. Hope you are doing well.
CaptainSause 2020: NO IM NOT CRAZY FOR TALKING INTO MY HAND
says the one that can't spell
Tolk tO dA hAnD wlaUah
@@cheeseburger1110 what do you mean
Quarantine
@@adamcombs5894 You didn't spell "Captainsauce" correctly, you said "Captainsause"
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching CptSauce as I have now. Freaking out and whiffing shuriken shots w/ those "atcha's" was thoroughly good.
"I just high-nooned that baby from across the house" - CaptainSauce
🤣🤣🤣
Exactly why I liked, I was told to because he high nooned that baby from across the house.
Me when I see a spider
🕷 🖕🦾 🔨 🩸
ITS HIGH NOON
Don’t take that out of context
When he shoots the shotgun at the start I just imagine the to be continue meme
Yez
"What does 12 spider kills unlock in a nightstand?"
*Said Captainsauce after he took LSD*
Yo dude how are you lucky enough to have so many of your comments show up in one video?? I can't even get one to be popular!
can someone explain to me why they would have a revolver , shotgun AND A HIDDEN ROOM WITH A SAFE FULL OF C4 in one house?
seems like someone was prepared for a spider apocalypse
Probably mafia or something
“No spiders are evil”
Well mate, you’ve never been to the land down under
(Australia)
thanks for elaborating on the joke, i mean it's not like it's easy to understand or anything
ectta that was for boomers
@@Boon_LightBurn Because it hasnt been called that since before boomers
Australia is almost hell.
Almost.
My lizard is from Australia
Captain sauce makes everything so funny that I die
Jeni Stout yes
So true
I saw him for the first time a long time ago and I was like what am I watching
Yeah
Yes i am dead now lol
Oh I see I'm not the only one that happens too
9:50 I’ve done both! Love your videos!
"Is it making a nest in your box of cereal"
I'm never eating cereal again
oh no i was eating cereal while watching the video
“If they bleed we can kill them” if anyone didn’t know this that is a reference to the movie “The Predator” but he did word it differently the original is said “if it can bleed, we can kill it” in case if you don’t know it’s the predator movie that has Arnold in it with the famous phrase “Get to the choppa”
👽 this is the closest emoji i could find to a predator and/or xenomorph
I think it’s a Batman refence
@@manicmintic7969 no, that would be *”Tell me something. Do you bleed?”* From Batman V Superman.
That’s also the murder hobo creed
Thank you
16:41 house cleaning (burns the house down)
corona can't live in your house if your house is pure fire
What's funny is that spiders make our lives better by killing mosquitos, but they will always be our worst enemies.
I actually love spiders I pick up most of them I find with my bare hands
stop ruining the video and enjoy it
Ironicaly true
Holy cow how many comments do you need on one video my guy
Watched the video and just had to get it. So much fun! Cant wait until the full release comes out. Captain, you need to do a series on this!
1:52 Spiders do have lungs and organs in fact.
Not when he is done with them
I just saw this video then I saw a spider just sitting on my floor
did you grab your great grandpas grenades and drop one on the floor
3:15 He sees that right? It's not just me freaking out?
Sees what? I don't know what you are taking about
@@NoPunKakesGiven There was a spider behind the shelves. You can see its legs moving. Also when he went into the room you can see it crawling on the wall.
Also, he missed out on the Nokia as weapon reference...
@@NoPunKakesGiven I think it's the spider in the top left
is that a spider up on the left
@@powdereyes2210 I'm not sure... It might be.
I have arachnophobia but I still absolutely love this game, and seeing Cap play it makes it 1000000 times better
"I don't know if you guys have headphones but it sounded like whispering sweet spidery nothings in my ear"
-Capitan Sauce 2020
6:50 theres a spider on the garbage he threw lol
Cap, I think this has got to be one of the best intros to your videos I've ever seen, mainly because of 0:53.
"Well let's see what 12 spider kills gets us *opens door and opens closet* well this is exactly what I wanted " *opens another door* "HI" BANG
"hey at least my TV got fixed" *fires a revolver into the TV*
CAP THEIRS A WILDWEST FACTION COMING SOON WITH WOBBLY HORSES
YES!
Black Guard as soon as I saw the trailer, I thought of the church of the wobbly horse
Oohohohohohohhohohoo I love the Wild West
That bullet rain unit is broken!!!!
that cactus man is the second best character in that trailer
Hey you should finish Doki Doki Literature Club! I know that was a while ago, but it gets WAY better than what you played to.
to be honest...
that's so 2016...
salad yeah but it’s still good
@@aaatree1273 Bijuu Mike would disagree
I agree
It got spoiled for him so he stoped
I have been watching Cap for about a year now, and this is my new favorite video. Can I get some of these quotes on a tee shirt?
3:29
Look in the top corner
Man, that was so funny xD And I liked seeing you play it, you actually act like I would, the other guy I saw was running after them and trying to pick them up, without any fear, he only started blasting fire when he saw an objective for it.
metrux321 I’m assuming you watched callmekevin before this?
0:45why did you have to say that while I was eating cereal
eat up your spiders
Sorry Cant eat today. Theres spiders in your cereal
I've not been watching CS for a couple months and this is exactly what I need to get back into it
“I can’t even Shoot myself” captain sauce right after this video corrupted
18:03 Me playing first person shooters
There’s not any more levels after the level you just finished it’s still in development
I love how captain sauce tries to actually be reasonable and sensible for once but it was the string orchestra that sent him over the top XD
For some reason your voice is perfect with the string orchestra and the vibe this game gives off. IDK why.
Keep playing this! This game is absolutely how i feel when I see spiders
I love his reaction to the spider screaming “HOW DOES IT BREATHE IT DOESN’T HAVE LUNGS!” Even though all living this (except plants) have lungs 😂😂😂😂
captainsauce:do i need a full arsinal to fight the spiders.is the best line in this playlist
9:44 Having more people watching you than are subscribed is usually a good thing. It indicates you are reaching a new audience, and a large one at that.
I'm still getting used to the new logo with more lines. :P good job.
Also the *WHATCHA* after he throws shurikens at the toilet wall- **WHEEZING NOISE**
He missed the chance to say " I just high nooned the widow maker"
🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂
Wow an absolute comedian
"
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Yep
Watching captain sauce five years and he still hilarious to me
4:41 This is literally the first thing he does with these things! 🤣
17:22 I thought it meant a 1 nightstand because of the bed
💀
Captain sauce with a shotgun: *sees a spider*
The spider: aight Imma head out
Also the spider: *doesnt head out*
Captain sauce: ok OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU
NANE???!!!
You know when you captain sauce just point black murdered a spider in the intro you know the video will be awesome
1:39 the look of horror on his face gets me every time
“Oh thank you this is exactly what I wanted” - Captainsauce
Me - it’s a gun
No shit
sorry for that other person that was mean to you
i subed to you
@@PnkNova Bruh, he doesn't even have any content.
the plush brothers thank you 😊 ☺️ 🙏
“If it bleeds we can kill them”........ I smell a possible predator reference.
When he threw the trash can in the first part THERE WAS SPIDER ON BOTTOM
Please play more of this game it’s really fun to watch!!🙂
Someone hasss to animate this please
the spider tracker reminded me of my grandmas life support
0:25
Captain suace: "Hi!"
Me:"bye!"
The intro where you said hi and the perfect cut of the shotgun blast is too funny
Ketchup is red, violets are blue, captain is funny, and you think so too.
kaden wooster you may be right, you may be wrong, doorbells make a sound, and that sound is bong.
6:40 he's speaking the language of the gods
"The only game where you get to live as a guy getting rid of a spider infection."
Me with a spider as a pet: It's nothing personal, Webbie.
“ i did not expect them to scream as they burn to death” would sound so bad out of context
When you have headphones on and the sound of the spiders makes you cringe
Hey captainsauce, I love your videos! Could you please play Papa Louie 3: when sundaes attack before Adobe Flash kills itself? Thanks, love you!
Can we just enjoy the sneaky little bastard int he top left corner behind the box at 3:22?
I was scared of spiders once before but I played this game now I don’t know what to be scared off
can you play vivecraft?
This feels like that one odd1sout comic
🤣
Omg ikr
Spiders: *Exist*
Cap: The only reasonable answer now is to *burn the house down*
18:02 i love how he say hi and then just shhot the spider
first
wow thats great
you're amazing
Eba wimpa lupa tru
goof job lol
sorry dude
I would love to see a Minecraft let’s play series if you can. Much appreciated Sauce!