Corporate Business Trainer 3000™
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- (AS SEEN ON SCHLARK TANK)(AND ALSO @PinoPrime'S RUclips CHANNEL ONCE HE FINISHES THE VIDEO)
Corporate Business Trainer 3000™
A machine for all your illegitimate business partner needs!
PINOPRIMEEEEEEEEEE:
• We played Jackbox in b...
Music Used:
Hip Hop [4x Speed] - Jeff Syndicate
Training Day - ROBLOX Music
Justice In The Market (from Universal Commercial Tunes: Vol. 1) - Steven Andolf
Sounds Used:
• Sounds Used for Corpor...
The Version I Submitted to Mr. Jschlatt:
• Corporate Business Tra...
#roblox
#robloxanimation
#moonanimator
If “Schlangus” gets his hands on the machine, it’ll be named the CBT 15000 by the end of the month.
yes, maybe even more.
What does it stand for? 😊😊😊
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@@norumar141 Corporate Business Trainer
real
@@norumar141child biting t-rex
The sound effects are just perfect
WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
:o
Wait u guys friends? I noticed that this has a similar thumbnail to *Destructive Solutions*
Omg pixelz-with-the-last-letter-of-the-alphabet is here
do a collab RIGHT NOW!!1!!1!
the number shows how many "test subjects" didn't make it out 💀
Oh- 😅
at the end it says 3001 because test subject 2 was detected
Wow a legit 100% torture machine
dont accept the gold play buttons they're cursed with relentless restraining orders
Wdym
@@Equinox4.0.4big youtubers like little kids
1:39 gets me every time 💀
xD
ok so we got
and
and lat but not least,
how has this not reach 1 million views yet? this is a masterpiece.
Schlatt free-booted all his views with the power of reacting to it and leeching all the money with little to no effort on his behalf but it doesn't matter he has a business that sells worthless gamer supplements and you don't!
@MikkoMaggieMore it's still kinda scummy cause the viewer does most of the work
@@the_milkmann it was sent to him by a viewer of this soo mission failed succesfully?
@@etaq2 It's still scummy and lazy. Cause even if the videos are made by fans who give Schlatt consent for him to react to it, the fans who make the videos are still getting less compensation for doing like 90% of the heavy lifting. All Schlatt is really doing is watching their videos and regurgitating like 5 or so shitty in-jokes. Schlatt should honestly just go back to doing gaming videos and running his shit gamer cocaine business.
@@the_milkmann hes a reaction channel, still blame the sender
I can’t believe this was on “Schlorgasbord’s” very own “schlizzle” tank.
1:49 bro ballin fr
i love tort-training my subjects
RIP chezburgerer, he was.
I love CBT! (Corporate Business Training) The CBT3000 REALLY helps with my CBT! :D 10/10 would remove illegitimate business partners again!
Your Honor, you can’t arrest these men. My CBT3000 finds them completely legitimate businessmen
2:05 skill issue
just noticed now that it went from 3000 to 3001 lol
lol
The girl that's never been treated right:
Ayroron balling against an awesome shark at the sea:
Man i hate when my legitimate totally not illegal goofy silly drug empire business gets illegitimate business partners, ill take 20!
The fact mr schlatt watched this is comedic
They did my boy chez dirty
1:31
bro got sterile for life 💀
“Check out these testimonials from our satisfied customers!”
*prolonged silence*
that one killed me im dead you’ve achieved peak comedy I swear
Man the CBT looks amazing i need to buy it
This so underrated saw this in a schlatt vid
Nobody mentioned the fact that Batu Khan is on the side of the machine.
I just found your channel and man how are that underrated your work is amazing just beatifull pkd continue
2:04 what the hell💀
Perfect way to solve any business problem we ever have!
0:54 Schlepping is there
I can’t believed you inserted the “thank you so much” audio for the Teddy Bloxpin in a much more appropriate context
2:05 the video 💀💀💀
TORT-TRAINING 😂😂😂
we love cbt!!!!
why do they remind me of some canadian characters from south park
this is not roblox this is a fever dream and i love it
A machine that turns illegitament potential business partners into minced meat? Thats one way to get free burger patties.
Does it work on pinos grandma
yes absolutely 100%
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
this is very underrated
Roblox in Canada be like:
(South Park reference)
this is some quality content definitely deserve more views
yay
This sounds amazing! I want one!
I am a kid. I almost understood everything. BUT... I did not understand why business partners are bad. I went through internet and read smth like 3 different articles. Still didn't understand. I have opened lemonade stand. My classmates are now working here without my permission. NOW I NEED TRAINER 3000😭
yo this is hilarious lol
now can we get it as a toolbox model
11/10 contraption, NO MORE ANNOYING PORTUGUESE C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶R̶E̶N̶ WORKERS RUINING MY 'BUISSINESS'
HALTONE SHADIBNG TUTOURIL PLAESSSS
2:05 Oh god he caught on fire!
Roblox Krungston Moment
2:07 💀
So you’re friends with Dank?
Wow, how emotional 🤯
Thought this was a trailer for a roblox game
the number represents the amount of illegitimate business partner it has "trained" (3000->3001 after test subject 2 doesnt come out)
man i love CBT!
2:04 the video in the top left is another thing that cbt stands for
this is underrated fr
WAIT A SECOND, JEFF SYNDICATE HIP HOP
Can this keep the IRS off my back?
Our database seems to be detecting that you have already made this query before. Here is the response in case you missed it:
Theoretically, yes, the CBT™ 3001 would keep the IRS off your back, but only if you've put every single employee through the machine, but unfortunately, they keep pumping out new recruits everyday like hotcakes and you can't escape them (speaking from experience).
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
@@ayroron I have a new query can this get rid of dementia?
@@thatgamingdrip Technically speaking, yes it can, it can also remove all kinds of diseases and cancers, just don't expect to live after the procedure. Hope this helps!
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
atleast shclhorp didn't steal the video he gave some credit in the description
all my homies love cbt
get this guy to 50 million
Guurb
underated video💯
Chez chez chez chez chez!
2:05 this had me laughing
0:45
What _does_ the number stand for? (Wrong answers only)
I’ll go first:
The number of puppies this machine has gotten adopted!
The amount of money (in dollars) this machine will save you in legal fees in just one year!
Ambatukam on the screen🤑🤑🤑
Burgedj
2:13 This one just feel uncomfortable. Because of (ambatucom and ambasing is a same guy.)
Schlesinger moment
I dunno what this channel is but xD
where can i find one and how much does it cost?? i could really use it on my siblings!
The Corporate Business Trainer 3000™is available in all [REDACTED] near you! Each machine costs about 100,000 USD or roughly about 1 intact human soul. For usability, you can use this on basically anyone that you deem illegitimate! Hope this helps!
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
if i sell my 2 kidneys and some other organs i can afford it!!@@ayroron
I need this for uh… reasons where do I buy?
“cbt 3000”
Great now add gore
chez didnt deserve that
yes he did
WHERE CAN I GET ONE
RUclips fucking sucks, they literally give 0 respect to content creators that put lots of efforts in their videos, if it wasnt for a overrated youtuber I wouldnt have found this video.
why is there schaltt..
Schlark Tank
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
Ohhh
*balls*
🫃🏿
Jslat
3000 to 3001💀
why tf does someone burn to death at the end
what the fuck is the corporate business trainer 3001
Hey, whats the original video of the guy who got his pants on fire
Its not on youtube
Just search "man pours fire on pants"
On google
where am i
Why is it animated using tower defense simulator Roblox models??
yeah
Tds?
How do you use the CBT 3000 on female business partners??
Our database seems to not be detecting anything related to "female." We will be putting our top researchers on this topic.
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
@@ayroron Hmm.. when i think about it hard... what even is a female? Thank you!
3001???
it's how many victim- test subjects didn't make it out
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finally, a product that can drive those illegitimate business partners out of my unlicensed cannabis dispensary
can i put random object or food
As long as the food is sentient and can be deemed a business partner, the machine can detect it. If not, the food would just be consumed by our unpaid operators (comes free with every CBT™ 3001 machine) who operate the machine from the inside.
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
CAN I HAVE ONE PLEASE PLEASE
I want seven for no reason 🙂
2:14 What happened to burger?
The original vid is “Corporate Business Trainer 3000” by ArronIsRandom here on RUclips
This is the original vid
this is so relatable my illegal meth business is constantly full of illegitimate business partners
Then get the machine!
@@cool_man_III use the mini to show what happens if you're bad! 😄
I need some
2:14 my “favorite” part of the video 💀
Got me to order! Its 10/10!
Great to hear that! Can't wait for your 5/5 star review for the machine once it arrives!
(we're not asking)
- Corporate Business Tech Support Team
shratt brought me here, will be investing all my life savings. Thanks CBT!!