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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 3 года назад +1393

    A fifteen minute video on the shorts channel? Papa has blessed us on this day?
    edit: all the people replying and saying that a _fan account_ took clips from sam's twitch channel and paid Big Ben to edit it together are clinically rarted

    • @toddtherodgod1867
      @toddtherodgod1867 3 года назад +138

      I honestly feel like he uploaded to the wrong channel by accident

    • @snafu700
      @snafu700 3 года назад +34

      @@toddtherodgod1867 blame it on stalt

    • @ToxicityD-Day
      @ToxicityD-Day 3 года назад +8

      Shush, we dont want him to not do this again!

    • @Rumplenutskn
      @Rumplenutskn 3 года назад +37

      I just realized he had two channels and I've been following this one thinking wow, he's really gone downhill with all these 15 second clips.

    • @MassiveWorms383
      @MassiveWorms383 3 года назад +1

      Papa bless

  • @bradyshaver5744
    @bradyshaver5744 3 года назад +129

    2:45 "We're just clones sir, we're meant to b expendable"
    Sam: "yes"

  • @sightedheart6418
    @sightedheart6418 3 года назад +302

    "I didn't do it for the money, and I don't like making videos either" from day 1 sam has maintained this channel just to bully aqua

    • @herald246
      @herald246 3 года назад

      aqua? aquafps? how is he bullying aqua? not in the know tbh

    • @sightedheart6418
      @sightedheart6418 3 года назад +6

      @@herald246 its been a joke for years. Sam makes up horrible, obviously false claims about aqua to mess with him

  • @swindle9695
    @swindle9695 3 года назад +505

    General Sam knowing his target audience.
    His target audience: "FEMBOY FEET IDENTIFIED!"

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 года назад +5

      Nice darkwood pfp

    • @egeerdem8272
      @egeerdem8272 3 года назад +9

      ngl those are the best feet

    • @gregtheegg7030
      @gregtheegg7030 3 года назад +6

      @@jackreid2664 Recently started playing dark wood, stuck in the third area trying to find the use for the wolfs hideout key...

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 3 года назад +2

      @@egeerdem8272 Explain

    • @whereipostmyclips7963
      @whereipostmyclips7963 3 года назад +5

      @@dagnaldblumbf1882 femboy feet 🤤🤤🤤

  • @cpom5075
    @cpom5075 3 года назад +640

    Sam is the lovable Heel of Tarkov and no one can tell me otherwise.

    • @Casual_Cthulhu
      @Casual_Cthulhu 3 года назад +55

      Idk he gives off forehead vibes to me.

    • @Son_Of_Kouric
      @Son_Of_Kouric 3 года назад +20

      Aqua is the toes

    • @dylang1138
      @dylang1138 3 года назад +6

      @@Son_Of_Kouric Elaborate

    • @Son_Of_Kouric
      @Son_Of_Kouric 3 года назад +12

      SomeNerdyBoy maybe aqua is the taint

    • @cpom5075
      @cpom5075 3 года назад +5

      @@Casual_Cthulhu damn cant believe that joke went over my head before writing my comment.

  • @Dammlee
    @Dammlee 3 года назад +267

    the name "General" Sam is becoming quite literal nowadays

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 3 года назад +4

      General Child "sAm" Groomer, gotcha

  • @zkjellberg
    @zkjellberg 3 года назад +184

    That nade at 2:33 was ridiculous. Never seen a moving group get taken out so brutally.

    • @Elduroto
      @Elduroto 3 года назад +18

      And they just dropped like flies, truly terrifying

    • @R0YJ0YJ0Y
      @R0YJ0YJ0Y 3 года назад +16

      That had to have been the only other survivor doing the nade quest lmao

    • @hudra5528
      @hudra5528 3 года назад

      where did it even come from?

    • @Elduroto
      @Elduroto 3 года назад

      @@hudra5528 he probably spawned either tunnel or somewhere close and ran to the shoreline to see if he could pick people off in an ambush. That spot is common for quests so people camp it sometimes

    • @hempseed7028
      @hempseed7028 3 года назад +3

      My friend was the person who threw that LMAO

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz 3 года назад +130

    If this is a "short" then I can't wait for the full one on the main channel.

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 3 года назад

      Its shorts and scrapped videos

  • @wulfske
    @wulfske 3 года назад +14

    what kinda psychopath comes looted to a raid with Sam, you’ve gotta know that you’re either cannon fodder or an easy run-through avoidance

  • @EA97_
    @EA97_ 3 года назад +77

    So this is going to be an AlsoAqua type channel? Dope.

  • @jwaffle42
    @jwaffle42 3 года назад +74

    You make Tarkov way more entertaining than some geared chad with an as val. Thank you

    • @daniel_cvlh1761
      @daniel_cvlh1761 3 года назад +12

      sam and aqua > some chad like landmark

    • @ChronicSkooma
      @ChronicSkooma 3 года назад +8

      He has always made videos with a story. He just ads plot to any game somehow. Look at his older videos and you'll see he takes the plot very seriously. Even if he has to make one up. We laugh and joke but he lowkey is really smart with this kind of media. His interest is movies is not a coincidence, man knows his filmography.

    • @C0necat
      @C0necat 3 года назад

      An as val isn't really a good example of a meta gun though. An HK or a MK47 maybe

    • @ChronicSkooma
      @ChronicSkooma 3 года назад +5

      @@C0necat Lvndmark chads with a stock ak with a dong.
      The gun has nothing to do with chads. Its the 15 min long video of 10 second engagements that the player never loses cuz they are just so good. He shoots gun, guy dies, loot. repeat. its boring as fuck.

  • @lordofspork9865
    @lordofspork9865 3 года назад +35

    the ending rat animation should be the "starting soon" for streams

  • @burgerking7086
    @burgerking7086 3 года назад +7

    sam is definitely a tapeworm living in the bowels of the game

  • @bluespice8865
    @bluespice8865 3 года назад +37

    Months later we get a Twitlonger from Aqua stating that Sam has been abusing him. No one saw this coming. smh

    • @justiron2999
      @justiron2999 3 года назад

      He can't keep getting away with this.

  • @swosels
    @swosels 3 года назад +14

    You made me buy tarkov and now I suffer from severe stress headaches

  • @TheKosmotect
    @TheKosmotect 3 года назад +16

    I'm glad I got to watch this in my lunch break. Thanks Sam, I need to relax

  • @ryuk202
    @ryuk202 3 года назад +9

    Cartoon sam animorphing into a rat is fucking terrifying

  • @sliderkyon2145
    @sliderkyon2145 3 года назад +4

    key words - "Until then im just an annoyance"
    WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING SAM

  • @dongmartin2163
    @dongmartin2163 3 года назад +1

    KolpaK Krew
    Not surprising Sam is creating his own militia.

  • @theOGfluffy
    @theOGfluffy 3 года назад +15

    You can literally guess what sam's gonna say at this point "if pestily is the face of tarkov then I'm the butthole" 😂😂

  • @joshuadawson2525
    @joshuadawson2525 3 года назад +3

    thankyou so much for these videos and the podcast. At the end of the year ill show how much ive listened to the podcast but so far every night of this year ive listened to your podcast while falling asleep

    • @trevorcorey7910
      @trevorcorey7910 3 года назад +2

      Hang on buddy, if you start the pod and then fall asleep, you’re effectively juicing your stats. If there’s an hour long pod, and you pod it up for 35 minutes and fall asleep, you’re gonna have an unearned 25 minutes of pod time on your count. The cumulative effect over a year would be massive. Please keep your pod stats clean and correct

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 года назад +1

    “There’s an intruder amongst us” is the strangest sounding thing I’ve ever heard

  • @dtipp59
    @dtipp59 3 года назад +3

    The only streamer with comedy relief in a game that gives none lol

  • @twofortyp1793
    @twofortyp1793 3 года назад +10

    an actual video on the second channel??!

  • @drewsbrewcrew
    @drewsbrewcrew 3 года назад +1

    The chad Kolpak vs the virgin Airframe.

  • @lennywayes4245
    @lennywayes4245 3 года назад +5

    Happy to see a positive take on RUclipsrs grooming their audience

  • @CatDaddy-SB
    @CatDaddy-SB 3 года назад +3

    Sam ALWAYS got that THANG on him! Thang in question is a Diet Coke

  • @MustardGravyy
    @MustardGravyy 3 года назад +25

    A full vid on seneral? Finally making multiple channels to maximize profits i see

  • @kapcunt1566
    @kapcunt1566 3 года назад +2

    Sam is the male gspot of tarkov

  • @s4n714g000
    @s4n714g000 3 года назад +5

    this channel feels like we're part of a special club.
    Not sure that's a good thing

  • @alexjones4679
    @alexjones4679 3 года назад +1

    Dude was not expecting a 15 minute "creating slaves for 5 hours" video on the SG my man, very epic

  • @jadenrobertshaw3545
    @jadenrobertshaw3545 3 года назад +4

    This style of highlight video was superb. Keep these coming, and keep femboy in the squad.

  • @realchasecurtis
    @realchasecurtis 3 года назад +4

    All hail General Sa… I mean, Seneral Gam! 🙌🏽

  • @unhookingsnake9327
    @unhookingsnake9327 3 года назад +4

    i think he hired the same editor for aquas videos on his 2nd channel to do the same for sam here pretty dope

    • @AHD-hl8ey
      @AHD-hl8ey 3 года назад +5

      Yeah didn't he say in a video or a podcast that he stole Aqua's editor from him or something? I guess Ben has the time for both of them. As someone else said, win-win-win

  • @zashbot
    @zashbot 3 года назад +1

    Sam really tapping into his generational knowledge right now

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 года назад

    11:23 - the "mister... _sam."_ was hilarious
    edit: and then "i'm on a high that not even _you_ can ruin." ahahaha

  • @crunchycarter957
    @crunchycarter957 3 года назад +2

    Out of the first 4, femboy is the one that survives the frag

  • @kifjibbles4470
    @kifjibbles4470 3 года назад

    Sam: dresses us up for missions in a video game.
    Other RUclipsrs: dresses us up for "missions" irl.

  • @jamesbusch9153
    @jamesbusch9153 3 года назад +2

    To give you an idea of Sam's influence, my friend and I have dedicated stash space for the sole purpose of having a rat cola surrounded by rubles and other valuables. Stay ratting friends

  • @JediCore
    @JediCore 3 года назад +2

    I think Sam forgot his main channel password, that's why he posted this on here

  • @termitreter6545
    @termitreter6545 3 года назад +9

    P1x42 weaver sight is broken, the dot is lower than it should be. So no, this time its not just your aim :P

  • @sillycatmeow1
    @sillycatmeow1 2 месяца назад +1

    7:12 in 2024 lmao

  • @PizzaBadger
    @PizzaBadger 3 года назад +11

    I see that my boy bigbenthedude has acquired a new source of income, Sam has gained another slave, and we get even more content. Its a win-win-win.
    Edit: Dear fucking god, that outro...

  • @chiefr9627
    @chiefr9627 3 года назад

    Sam is the naked Raiden inside the Rectum of Arsenal Gear, Pestily is Solidus Snake.

  • @tg5613
    @tg5613 3 года назад

    Sam is just the PMC reshala and the viewers are his goons

  • @FirstLast-bv9tm
    @FirstLast-bv9tm 3 года назад +3

    i think sam might have forgotten he was logged in the second channel and posted a primary channel video on the second channel

  • @CodenameDoubleL7
    @CodenameDoubleL7 3 года назад

    If Sam had tinted glasses he would look like Nathan from South Park

  • @Biggy_Jimothy
    @Biggy_Jimothy 3 года назад +3

    Edited by Big ben? Wait, is this become a stream highlights channel?
    Dude please.

  • @pooptato
    @pooptato 3 года назад

    i love the editing on this video, more highlight videos like this PLS

  • @THE_MOONMAN
    @THE_MOONMAN 3 года назад

    "But it's hard to find a pretty asshole" quote of the day right there

  • @Yackattack22
    @Yackattack22 3 года назад

    For Sam being uneducated, he knows a lot more words then me

  • @chiefyy710
    @chiefyy710 3 года назад

    "never thought youd ask" just hit so wrong

  • @warbossbonesmasha3751
    @warbossbonesmasha3751 3 года назад

    The kolpak allows me to roleplay as a payday 2 bulldozer 20/10

  • @ImGlassy
    @ImGlassy 3 года назад +1

    Why does this video feel so strange? I'm getting such deja vu from this

  • @fs2860
    @fs2860 3 года назад

    0:22 careful sam you don't wanna end up like edp with all his "youtube influence"

  • @miciso666
    @miciso666 3 года назад

    reserve tunnels. your area.
    sam: ofcourse you ask.
    his devil: no, no... hes got a point.

  • @quincygaming9529
    @quincygaming9529 3 года назад

    This is my favorite thumbnail on youtube

  • @vahki
    @vahki 3 года назад

    We shall serve General Sam until our deaths.

  • @JackBadassVevo
    @JackBadassVevo 3 года назад +1

    *"YET"*

  • @bigdbandit64
    @bigdbandit64 3 года назад +3

    My man

  • @Jerrreh
    @Jerrreh 3 года назад

    the sam rat art at the end is great

  • @Peadeymclovin
    @Peadeymclovin 3 года назад

    7:17 I love how he does a Ben Shapiro voice while making fun of Shapiro-like talking points, honestly next level comedy

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse 3 года назад

      Sounds to me like a typical caricature of a nerd voice. Doesn't sound like Shapiro, and the arguments... How are you comparing them to Shapiro arguments? What are your parameters?
      Sounds to me like you're projecting and trying to inject politics where they don't belong, Peadey. That's some beta shit, Peadey.

  • @toddskie
    @toddskie 3 года назад

    I honestly didn’t think this was your Chanel so I didn’t sub, but I hope you realize the kolpak and balaclava has become my every day fit.

  • @bigdbandit64
    @bigdbandit64 3 года назад +1

    By god that ending is something else

  • @ihooligan99
    @ihooligan99 3 года назад

    The 62 people that disliked this video never worked 12 hour shifts 6 days a week

  • @Carlos-ui5dx
    @Carlos-ui5dx 3 года назад

    Sam achieving victory and wealth with the sacrifice and spillage of blood of his own young and naive subordinates, now we know why he's a "General"

  • @superbeef150
    @superbeef150 3 года назад

    10/10 thumbnail would recommend

  • @frankbevibin5991
    @frankbevibin5991 3 года назад

    a kolpak actually saved my life once from a shotgun scav

  • @jacobh3227
    @jacobh3227 3 года назад +1

    The rat man transformation should be used on the main channel

  • @Flanker-NineZero
    @Flanker-NineZero 3 года назад

    More like this. Many more. I love your longer vids but these with Aqua and Omeed are also absolutely brilliant.

  • @picklerick8760
    @picklerick8760 3 года назад

    "the butthole of this game" that statement could not have fit any better

  • @ramiata7694
    @ramiata7694 3 года назад +1

    This Big Bent He Dude seems like a good editor.

  • @Kai-ym5yj
    @Kai-ym5yj 3 года назад +2

    I need the post fx and graphics settings, game looks great.

  • @justv7536
    @justv7536 3 года назад +1

    I fucking knew Sam would call himself the arse of this game

  • @heromedley
    @heromedley 3 года назад

    i for one welcome this channels transition from a clips channel to an actual second channel

  • @dongeratti
    @dongeratti 3 года назад

    hey seneral, the name of the crew is walking on THIN ice, a couple a k's and a group that wore things on their heads to express themselves, IM JUST SAYIN MAN

  • @VinylcoteYT
    @VinylcoteYT 3 года назад

    videos are so much better when you can remember the stream

  • @bubs975
    @bubs975 3 года назад

    bro the imposter was the guy with the kiver-m, sam is so oblivious

  • @dirtyypantaloons57
    @dirtyypantaloons57 3 года назад

    I can't believe sam had this plan since Sitler

  • @Eli_Kennemer
    @Eli_Kennemer 3 года назад

    6:13 _'Sam goes to shoot a Timmy but is scared off by Momma-Bear'_
    7:52 _'Five Men Enter'_
    8:25 _'Six Men Come Out'_

  • @phildonald7971
    @phildonald7971 3 года назад

    Sam is the Shadow Hokage.

  • @Erlioth
    @Erlioth 3 года назад

    12:55 closing the door behind your enemy should be in the art of war (maybe it is)

  • @l0mad642
    @l0mad642 3 года назад

    RUclips algorithm: "HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!"

  • @bestnameonthissite
    @bestnameonthissite 3 года назад

    Didnt expect to see Sams Fursona at the end of the video.

  • @imperialfistsmarine5064
    @imperialfistsmarine5064 3 года назад

    Seneral Gam- Self Proclaimed Sphincter of Tarkov

  • @ArguingOnlineTouchGrass
    @ArguingOnlineTouchGrass 3 года назад

    For that animation at the end you should play it in reverse before looping it, would look sick.

  • @whatdadogdoin9818
    @whatdadogdoin9818 3 года назад +2

    I didn’t realize this channel was owned by sam

    • @whom.d2549
      @whom.d2549 3 года назад

      You think sam wouldn’t take the opportunity to make one and let someone else capitalize with YT shorts.

  • @marctade4428
    @marctade4428 3 года назад

    like any good American Sam draws the line at Diddles.

  • @ghybgvyfbfrthnbftghd
    @ghybgvyfbfrthnbftghd 3 года назад

    Don't do it for the money, DO IT FOR THE METS BAYBEE LOVE THE METS

  • @savagesmite1911
    @savagesmite1911 3 года назад

    I love this old man

  • @charlievanderwal9654
    @charlievanderwal9654 3 года назад

    Sam is the appendix of Tarkov, a useless organ that if it ruptures can kill you.

  • @rooseveltskerrit2838
    @rooseveltskerrit2838 3 года назад

    i notice that sam always finds the enemy first but never kills them

  • @thaddeusvidler1946
    @thaddeusvidler1946 3 года назад

    a blessing seneral gam gives to us

  • @CLyoutuber
    @CLyoutuber 3 года назад

    in the feels

  • @penguinswithforks1859
    @penguinswithforks1859 3 года назад

    Love that Sam calls himself an asshole twice within the first 3 1/2 minutes of the vid, he's showing great self awareness

  • @teeg391
    @teeg391 3 года назад

    Watched this on twitch pretty funny stuff keep it up bro

  • @KazooieX1
    @KazooieX1 3 года назад

    tbh that did make me happy

  • @2011113
    @2011113 3 года назад

    When rats become chads

  • @lkstr1710
    @lkstr1710 3 года назад

    For the longest time I thought this was a fan account

  • @imanassole9421
    @imanassole9421 3 года назад

    If Pestily is the Father of Tarkov. Sam is more like that drunk uncle at the Christmas party. Just a blast to watch. 😂 Found some Rat Cola the other day.