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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @tagus100
    @tagus100 10 лет назад +8740

    I like how he includes the colours of the country's flags in the thumbnails.

    • @Gewehr_3
      @Gewehr_3 10 лет назад +54

      *Colors

    • @MrTacticalinuit
      @MrTacticalinuit 10 лет назад +725

      XavierJ61 It's spelled like that in the UK, and most european countries use UK english. It's the proper french derivitive spelling.

    • @Typhlosion432
      @Typhlosion432 10 лет назад +209

      XavierJ61 No it is Colours :P

    • @Gewehr_3
      @Gewehr_3 10 лет назад +72

      There are more Americans that speak English than Europeans that speak English though. The word color came from latin (orginally colorem), but for some reason the English stuck -our on the back of it for no reason at all.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 10 лет назад +94

      Xavier, no soup for you.

  • @proudender880
    @proudender880 5 лет назад +8430

    "The slap is a standard procedure"
    "It can handle a little rough housing"
    Are we still talking about the gun or...

  • @dpinoy5642
    @dpinoy5642 5 лет назад +1400

    7:01 "A legendary submachine gun that earned it's reputation through a baptism by fire" I don't think anyone else can say it any cooler

    • @Minimize501
      @Minimize501 4 года назад +93

      I swear he describes every weapon like you you could obliterate God himself with it.

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills 4 года назад +19

      @Nicholas Garcia that's surprisingly accurate for the double barrel shotgun episode.

    • @dexsterkevin80
      @dexsterkevin80 3 года назад +6

      wait until epic history tv says it

    • @IronHawk5
      @IronHawk5 3 года назад +1

      It any cooler

    • @dpinoy5642
      @dpinoy5642 3 года назад +1

      @@IronHawk5 i'm going to scream

  • @jondoh6477
    @jondoh6477 5 лет назад +2085

    "Is that an MP5?! It is! Now I can solve up to 500 rounds per minute!" - Freeman's Mind

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 5 лет назад +30

      Freeman's mind is a great show!

    • @n0kt0h45
      @n0kt0h45 4 года назад +96

      Not to be rude, but it's actually "800 problems per minute".

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 4 года назад +39

      @@n0kt0h45 Ironically enough neither the MP5 in HL1 or Black Mesa reaches 800 rpm, only the PDW in HL2 comes close

    • @randomcatdude
      @randomcatdude 4 года назад +4

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- Pretty sure they're talking about the SMG.

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 4 года назад +3

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- no way they’re talking about that, that gun’s fire rate is surpassed by the smgs in black mess and hl1

  • @abdullahtshabal9522
    @abdullahtshabal9522 9 лет назад +2296

    "when it comes to tackling a terrorist threat" - "terrorists win"

    • @MegaKosan
      @MegaKosan 9 лет назад +21

      +Abdullah Tshabal >>Plays as T

    • @stoo8441
      @stoo8441 8 лет назад +133

      +Abdullah Tshabal It's "counter-terrorists win"...

    • @MGlBlaze
      @MGlBlaze 8 лет назад +43

      +XRL StuartB949 Not the one half-way through the video, it's not. The little Counter Strike snippet at the *end* has it used on the CT side, but earlier footage shows it used by the Terrorist side instead.

    • @skyhook6540
      @skyhook6540 8 лет назад +1

      Kek

    • @maskedvlogs9628
      @maskedvlogs9628 7 лет назад +20

      Abdullah Tshabal
      RUSH B KEK-9 NO STOP

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 9 лет назад +6307

    Props to you actually pronouncing Koch right.

    • @ccrp20
      @ccrp20 9 лет назад +34

      omg is it that season ITS MP5 SEASON!!!

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 9 лет назад +94

      Cameron Patenaude ..what

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Open season on MP5...

    • @N4rg0n
      @N4rg0n 9 лет назад +18

      I think he did it wrong in a previous video, but it's really nice that he got it this time.

    • @ToastLyn
      @ToastLyn 9 лет назад +64

      +ViS Drecksackblase Yeah when I saw an old video about MW2 or something, I heard him say Heckler and Cock xD

  • @kirasnowmew2484
    @kirasnowmew2484 4 года назад +932

    I remember when my dad, who used to be on the SWAT team with the Sheriff's department, brought one of these home because they had just got it and wanted him to test it out...This weapon is beautiful. Absolutely beautiful...and it has NO recoil at all...30 rounds in less than 13 seconds.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 года назад +17

      So did he need to pay tax for it due to its a full auto submachine gun?

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 4 года назад +18

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- video games don’t need to portray guns accurately

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 4 года назад +5

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- ah, the wording of that deceived me.

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 3 года назад +24

      @@justsomeplantcells-
      If it was listed as a loan from the police department, it shouldn't be an issue.

    • @julius00
      @julius00 3 года назад +2

      @@popcornegg4405 they do tho imagine getting shot by an .50 bmg and still being alivw

  • @Heisenbran
    @Heisenbran 5 лет назад +3939

    guns: if you smack the bolt it could jam.
    MP5: spank me harder

    • @ichmich9324
      @ichmich9324 5 лет назад +292

      *daddy

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 лет назад +286

      I find it funny too how H&K even recommends you to slap it.

    • @14dcook
      @14dcook 5 лет назад +79

      Oooh, harder daddy!

    • @XyzzTooCold
      @XyzzTooCold 4 года назад +35

      Joshua thats what she said( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @tapa1928
      @tapa1928 4 года назад +23

      Nah that what the spider gangster said

  • @damsel_deere
    @damsel_deere 6 лет назад +8170

    “If you wanted the best, you’d pick German.”
    *SAS uses mp5*
    SAS chose right.

    • @CoyoteRecon
      @CoyoteRecon 5 лет назад +73

      zoe has nothing to do with the manufacturer

    • @Noble7whaaaaaattt
      @Noble7whaaaaaattt 5 лет назад +297

      The SAS chose right.

    • @iiluson9307
      @iiluson9307 5 лет назад +35

      zoe gign as well

    • @latewizard301
      @latewizard301 5 лет назад +48

      well all the SAS weapons are german as far as i know, so are most european and commonwealth weapons.

    • @laracroft938
      @laracroft938 5 лет назад +66

      Tbh SAS uses everything. American, German, Italian, swiss

  • @shoreline152
    @shoreline152 8 лет назад +1830

    I have never seen a MP5 with a grenade launcher, until this day

  • @ForestKicks
    @ForestKicks 5 лет назад +547

    @ 5:09 - "It might seem reckless to smack your weapon"
    Not really; I smack my weapon every day

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 5 лет назад +24

      "OHHHHHHHHH"
      - Mordecai, *REGULAR SHOW*

    • @blurglehus7348
      @blurglehus7348 5 лет назад +38

      And my *_wife and kids_*

    • @ohwell6422
      @ohwell6422 4 года назад +29

      @@blurglehus7348 hol up

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 4 года назад +9

      Alex Royall
      Marines:&laughs in bayonet training*

    • @antlantis1234
      @antlantis1234 4 года назад +11

      You can't smack kolibri, that's impossible

  • @overlord83n10
    @overlord83n10 5 лет назад +2311

    This dude literally sounds like Captain Price
    Edit : I'm not talking about reboot Price. I'm talking about the original Price. Reboot Price has a more growly voice while Original Price has a cleaner voice

    • @PlasmaStrider
      @PlasmaStrider 5 лет назад +26

      OverLorD 83N I know right

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 5 лет назад +160

      Captain Price retired and decide to become a RUclipsr.

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 5 лет назад +50

      A younger Price maybe lmao

    • @miso2923
      @miso2923 4 года назад +49

      You havent played enough cod if you think this is price

    • @96_stars22
      @96_stars22 4 года назад +62

      More like the dude who says pegi18

  • @tyrtex5108
    @tyrtex5108 8 лет назад +2997

    "You know what this is made of? GERMAN STEEL!"

    • @Keplah242
      @Keplah242 8 лет назад +15

      reinhardt quote?

    • @dudeguypersonman1217
      @dudeguypersonman1217 8 лет назад +134

      you know the germans make the good stuff!

    • @delta4phoenix4
      @delta4phoenix4 8 лет назад +43

      Khirsanth Thuecks #DeutscheQualität

    • @charlesdark2861
      @charlesdark2861 7 лет назад +21

      *Insert picture of AK-47 here* "You know what this is made of? Some reliable and very Russian steel.

    • @double124
      @double124 7 лет назад +8

      Khirsanth Thuecks It's called KRUPPSTAHL

  • @rhysmccartney2076
    @rhysmccartney2076 8 лет назад +3328

    Lawful Good- MP5
    Chaotic Good- M60
    Lawful Neutral- Beretta 92
    Chaotic Neutral- Uzi
    Lawful Evil- Thompson SMG*
    Chaotic Evil- AK47
    *I know the Thompson was adopted by the US Military in WWII and used by the heroes of many war films, but it fitted the bill of Lawful Evil better than anything else, and the gangster association is still much stronger than the military one.

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 8 лет назад +193

      It was used by the mafia in the 20's before ww2 happened. So you are correct in that.

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 8 лет назад +41

      Nice. I need this for a role playing game.

    • @ZeroStriker426
      @ZeroStriker426 8 лет назад +10

      dafuq, are we going the SMT route now? XD

    • @dinodino7514
      @dinodino7514 8 лет назад +22

      I don't believe anyone was arguing that the Thompsons a lawful evil afterall it got its use by gangs and soldiers .

    • @dinodino7514
      @dinodino7514 8 лет назад +16

      Also what about true neutral? or true good or even true evil?

  • @jeremiahjohnson4243
    @jeremiahjohnson4243 4 года назад +340

    F for alex Seidel, the one guy from HK who didn’t get his name in the company name like the other two :C

  • @Replicant-ru3bw
    @Replicant-ru3bw 5 лет назад +1802

    "When it comes to tackling a tarrorist threat there's nothing better for the task"
    *Tarrorists win*
    4:48

  • @edible_lemon
    @edible_lemon 9 лет назад +527

    *gets 20 seconds time in the kill house*
    CPT Price - "good,not great..but better"
    WTF MAN xD

    • @doyun21
      @doyun21 9 лет назад

      lol xD

    • @Firan25
      @Firan25 8 лет назад +36

      +Ace. the IW team time was 15.1 seconds. hence the comment.

    • @edible_lemon
      @edible_lemon 8 лет назад +12

      20 seconds is still decent tho

    • @matiasaguayo3175
      @matiasaguayo3175 8 лет назад +32

      +Ace. Cap. Price never really praise you in the tutorial, always telling you that he's seen better.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 6 лет назад +46

      A guy did it in like 7 seconds and Price remarked "It's not hard to improve on garbage"

  • @IOIFox
    @IOIFox 3 года назад +119

    An MP3 plays audio, an MP4 plays video, an MP5 plays bullets.

    • @EXPLORER-hq1us
      @EXPLORER-hq1us Год назад +3

      🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @wr3nche5
      @wr3nche5 Год назад +3

      why have i never thought of this before

    • @cherenkov_blue
      @cherenkov_blue 13 дней назад +1

      mp3 for audio, mp4 for video, mp5 for liveleak

  • @jrapcdaikari
    @jrapcdaikari 3 года назад +425

    Stu: "This is the gun for the good guys!"
    HECU Marines: -laughs in war crime

    • @hectornavarro931
      @hectornavarro931 3 года назад +15

      Those scientist lost there free life ticket

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 3 года назад +18

      they where just following orders, they'd willingly kill monsters cause hell yea that's awesome, but it was only *half* of what they had to do.

    • @OEpistimon
      @OEpistimon 3 года назад +4

      *I've killed 12 dumbass scientists today, and none of them has fought back... this sucks!*

    • @henryolson7061
      @henryolson7061 3 года назад +15

      @@TheEmeraldSword04 killing people cause you were told too is still bad lmao

    • @seawarshark6674
      @seawarshark6674 3 года назад +4

      @@OEpistimon *(Gordon throws bomb on their back while in the vent)*

  • @mangckyatmamon
    @mangckyatmamon 4 года назад +4153

    me: *slaps gun*
    mp5: ˑˑᵘᶰʰʰ ʰᵃʳᵈᵉʳ
    me: wut?
    mp5: wut?

    • @juli0619
      @juli0619 4 года назад +106

      Bruh

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 года назад +227

      "smack harder daddy opewwator"

    • @jackmio
      @jackmio 4 года назад +314

      SUBmachine gun

    • @TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin
      @TheDubbingLtdOrNotSamin 4 года назад +69

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Weldedhodag
      @Weldedhodag 4 года назад +110

      If I had a gun that got off to rough treatment I'd need a lot more gun cleaning stuff

  • @TomLehockySVK
    @TomLehockySVK 9 лет назад +2226

    German engineering at it´s finest

    • @sacredprovenance
      @sacredprovenance 8 лет назад +43

      Always been at its finest

    • @tommyscaletta
      @tommyscaletta 8 лет назад +77

      MP5, G36, HK416, G82, MG5....All wedelnd weapons. All Made in Germany.

    • @tommyscaletta
      @tommyscaletta 8 лет назад +1

      +Eating Flashbang Awesome weapons*....Fuck Cell phones...

    • @tommyscaletta
      @tommyscaletta 8 лет назад +31

      I knew that would come...it is a great weapon without a real accuracy problem. Of course, when you shoot 4 mags non stop full auto, it will get inaccurate, however, no other gun doesnt do that. And most of the german soldiers that shot a G36 would never use anything else again.

    • @javierba8826
      @javierba8826 8 лет назад +1

      And don't forget the Spanish part. CETME.

  • @satomako5405
    @satomako5405 9 лет назад +573

    4:47
    "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat, there's nothing better for the task."
    (In the background) Terrorists win.
    wat?

    • @thexprtgamer5946
      @thexprtgamer5946 6 лет назад +7

      Sato Mako
      Lmao I’m fucken ded

    • @marcuswaterson
      @marcuswaterson 6 лет назад +2

      @Charlie Nah, that's at the end of the vid. The part that Sato is referring to is different.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 6 лет назад +4

      It's to set up the CT victory at the end of the video.

    • @dpinoy5642
      @dpinoy5642 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 5 лет назад

      exactly what i was about to comment.

  • @700gsteak
    @700gsteak 8 лет назад +530

    3:56 rainbow 6 vegas looks pretty good for a 2006 game.

    • @ThatGuy-a48
      @ThatGuy-a48 8 лет назад +35

      Its such a fucking hard game thou but yeah i like the game and it looks good.

    • @armafreak9616
      @armafreak9616 8 лет назад +11

      no its not? ^^

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 8 лет назад +2

      Thats not how realism works

    • @drearyplane8259
      @drearyplane8259 8 лет назад +9

      It looks beautiful in fact for 2006.

    • @MarisaFan411
      @MarisaFan411 7 лет назад +7

      bruh it was only 11 years ago lol

  • @a.nonnymouse7655
    @a.nonnymouse7655 5 лет назад +813

    6:54
    *Throws out magazine*
    *Shoots 9 rounds into an enemy*

    • @weggygaygay9940
      @weggygaygay9940 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @vendybirdsvadl7472
      @vendybirdsvadl7472 5 лет назад +44

      the gun turned from bullet gun to air gun

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 4 года назад +34

      They must've all been in the chamber already...

    • @infamousfalcon588
      @infamousfalcon588 4 года назад +3

      @@planescaped You know nothing about this gun.

    • @kloudd9ine_
      @kloudd9ine_ 4 года назад +12

      @@planescaped it's a feature called spring cancels reload

  • @user00061
    @user00061 9 лет назад +1032

    Its a shame that MP5 is not in CSGO, it was so good in 1.6.

    • @user00061
      @user00061 9 лет назад +3

      ***** It does without MP5.

    • @skhtrm
      @skhtrm 9 лет назад +1

      +Fighter_jet210 Gaming It does not lmao

    • @skhtrm
      @skhtrm 9 лет назад

      ***** Yeah that's true. I really want the Howl but it's $400 lol.

    • @skhtrm
      @skhtrm 9 лет назад

      ***** Haha I already have a PS4. Imagine I sell it for the Howl lmao

    • @jord19100
      @jord19100 8 лет назад +1

      Yeah they should put it back, I even think they'll do it

  • @joekingham5582
    @joekingham5582 3 года назад +98

    Absolutely No One:
    The German salesmen: This bad boy can slap so many slaps into it

    • @m4rionettealastor702
      @m4rionettealastor702 3 года назад +5

      German salesman: *slaps MP5* this bad boy can dish out 9x19mm rounds at 500 per minute and can deal with slapping or

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 2 года назад

      *girl you mean.

  • @Fruzhin5483
    @Fruzhin5483 2 года назад +105

    Every other gun: Don't be rough with it, it could jan
    The MP5: "Just beat the devil out if it :)"

  • @stggames173
    @stggames173 5 лет назад +134

    "Iconic arms will return" This was uploaded 5 years ago.

    • @LThanhHao232
      @LThanhHao232 5 лет назад

      And he will, the next gun gonna be glock

    • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
      @TheFacelessStoryMaker 5 лет назад +13

      Well tbf the newest one the MP40 was only 7 months ago and considering his newest upload on the first video game it makes sense why it's delayed

    • @stggames173
      @stggames173 5 лет назад +6

      And I know that there are multiple seasons I forgot here please don't kill me.

    • @getouttahere.4649
      @getouttahere.4649 5 лет назад

      K

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 года назад +1

      Need more

  • @Malakith
    @Malakith 9 лет назад +3266

    "So how did it earn it's heroic staus?"
    By being German.

    • @Millermacs
      @Millermacs 9 лет назад +99

      *Being an amazing firearm

    • @Malakith
      @Malakith 9 лет назад +210

      Of course it is, it's German!

    • @willgetcarriedfornudes1417
      @willgetcarriedfornudes1417 9 лет назад +150

      Germany was really heroic in WWI and II! :B.

    • @Zanthulu
      @Zanthulu 9 лет назад +97

      Enomoto Takane Not heroic, but they did boast the most advanced weaponry by far.

    • @willgetcarriedfornudes1417
      @willgetcarriedfornudes1417 9 лет назад +49

      Deprived Harbinger I agree, the MP44/STG-44/etc. were really ahead of their time. The Gewher 41(apologies for spelling) was also neat, if albeit not that practical.

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte 8 лет назад +851

    H&K weapons are easy to portray as "good guy" weapons because the company doesn't sell them to just anyone. Less open market customers means less indiscreet use and less PR disasters. The polar opposite would probably be the TEC-9. Even Law & Order hated on that thing.

    • @sadbadmac
      @sadbadmac 8 лет назад +27

      PR Disasters - your second name must be Himmler because you did a real good job turning "mass murders" into a harmless word!

    • @UnclePutte
      @UnclePutte 8 лет назад +99

      What? Mass murders aren't committed by Heckler & Koch or their weapons, nor are they committed by me. They're committed by the free and great American general public and their inability to carry the responsibilities that come with the freedom to own and carry firearms. Overgrown tantruming infants just like you.

    • @sadbadmac
      @sadbadmac 8 лет назад +23

      I'm neither american nor irresponsible. I didn't say that H&K commit mass murders, I don't even know where you got that from... If I really have to explain this one fucking sentence to you then here we go: You literally turned the word mass murders into PR Disasters. Thats it. There is no deep meaning to that. You just made the word mass murders more harmless.
      Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? I haven't said either of those things you mentioned nor have I proven that I'm a "Overgrown tantruming infant". You imply way too much out of my single sentence...

    • @UnclePutte
      @UnclePutte 8 лет назад +98

      I refuse to further argue with a neglected special needs person.

    • @TheAftermathz
      @TheAftermathz 8 лет назад +15

      You used the word "Himmler" though.

  • @airellevan9684
    @airellevan9684 6 лет назад +81

    4:48
    "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat."
    *Kills a Counter-Terrorist with MP5.

  • @Joseph-yh8gn
    @Joseph-yh8gn 5 лет назад +86

    "Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."
    - John McClane

  • @birubu
    @birubu 4 года назад +54

    “It’s a flagship weapon of the Rainbow Six series”
    Doc at a window in the last 5 seconds of prep phase: *OUI*

  • @animedude667
    @animedude667 8 лет назад +284

    the Black Ops MP5 full release has the best slap animation imo

  • @treemannick2969
    @treemannick2969 3 года назад +56

    Anything can sound deadly just with Ahoy's voice
    Example: "Small, lightweight, sharp, and agile. Perfect for doing all sorts of tasks. The Butter Knife"

  • @lamar5927
    @lamar5927 5 лет назад +1446

    Me: Pulls out MP4
    Emo kid: *PULLS OUT MP5*

  • @CMY187
    @CMY187 9 лет назад +109

    My god, what a masterpiece of firearms manufacturing. And the Germans weren't even really trying to make one, just a smaller version of the G3. The MP5 was the result of them not even putting in 100%. Germany truly are the master engineers of the world.
    Ahoy, I would like to request a video on another iconic German firearm; the MG42/MG3.

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 5 лет назад +337

    Ahoy: It's an anti-terrorist gun
    Me, who saw it first on the hands of the bad guys on Die Hard and the second time used by Gordon Freeman to murder US Marines: are you sure about dat

    • @nick5515w
      @nick5515w 4 года назад +54

      For your information Gordon Freeman did it to defend him self FROM the US Marines. So you've already lost that evidence.

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 4 года назад +16

      @Nostalgia Animations and to back up your point, he also used it to stop aliens from destroying earth

    • @mowetti2968
      @mowetti2968 4 года назад +4

      And on the flag of the terroristic "rote Armee Fraktion "

    • @spacetrainbaby3737
      @spacetrainbaby3737 4 года назад +6

      But the hecu marines are baaad guuuys

    • @gregkollaeg2365
      @gregkollaeg2365 4 года назад +4

      Not everything is a movie. The MP-5 is used all over the word by police forces and anti terror units.

  • @datamanmachine
    @datamanmachine 8 лет назад +279

    Heckler und Koch! you pronounced it right! thumps up

    • @Walsh2571
      @Walsh2571 7 лет назад +3

      it's pronounced heckler and coke in english speaking countries - according to H&K marketing anyway

    • @YaBoiFetz
      @YaBoiFetz 7 лет назад +3

      Then the marketing is bullshit

    • @WrongKeycard
      @WrongKeycard 6 лет назад

      You're face is bullshit!

    • @aragenx3470
      @aragenx3470 6 лет назад +1

      Walsh2571 I pronounce it heckler and kosh

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 6 лет назад

      @@aragenx3470 i go like "heckler and ____ *clears throat*" because i dont know how to pronounce it

  • @ocean_booi
    @ocean_booi 4 года назад +41

    Admin Heckler & theodor Koch: **names the company after themselves**
    Alex Sediel: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @popcornegg4405
    @popcornegg4405 4 года назад +60

    Other guns: striking the weapon could cause parts to break
    H&K: 🎶Just beat it🎶

  • @LemanRussVanquisher
    @LemanRussVanquisher 9 лет назад +176

    I've always thought if you had to be dropped into a shooter game, and you can't know what game it is, but you have to pick a gun. The MP5 is pretty much the safest bet.

    • @elek101
      @elek101 7 лет назад +4

      Will Mills What id its Sniper Elite?

    • @elek101
      @elek101 7 лет назад +19

      Dude, you didnt get the point. He was saying a random shooter game, and you can pick a gun. It doesnt natter if it was in the game or not

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 6 лет назад +3

      As long as you know how to take the safety off 😉

    • @theaether3124
      @theaether3124 6 лет назад +1

      I'd take the l85a1 ;)

    • @tryhrd2002
      @tryhrd2002 6 лет назад +4

      Will Mills FAL all the way

  • @EnderLord007
    @EnderLord007 8 лет назад +39

    The P90 would be a great choice for this series, because it's seen a lot of its popularity due to its distinct design and appearance in video games.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 года назад

      And in Stargate. God I love the design of P90.

    • @cougar2k720
      @cougar2k720 2 года назад

      But Stu did make a seperate P90 video, equally awesome.

  • @RobGcraft
    @RobGcraft 4 года назад +1005

    Guns: “if you slap the bolt, I might jam. Be careful”
    MP5: “Spank me hawdww daddy opewatow UwU”

    • @burgernthemomrailer
      @burgernthemomrailer 4 года назад +168

      “Kyaaah~~!! Slap me harder, Operator-kun~!!”

    • @ferdinandjoyes1632
      @ferdinandjoyes1632 4 года назад +99

      Everytime I watch Ahoy talking about guns
      there is always a lewd comment about it.
      Do you guys have a gun fetish or something?

    • @RobGcraft
      @RobGcraft 4 года назад +44

      @@ferdinandjoyes1632 maybe?

    • @s0futur3_38
      @s0futur3_38 4 года назад +10

      Why just why did you say that?

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 года назад +8

      STOP

  • @liamdoyle5363
    @liamdoyle5363 8 лет назад +460

    Thank you for pronouncing Heckler and Koch correctly, and not like how you'd say "coke"

    • @M4skedBoi
      @M4skedBoi 8 лет назад +4

      co-h

    • @davidolmstead9535
      @davidolmstead9535 8 лет назад +18

      pretty sure even on their website it says it's pronounced "coke"

    • @M4skedBoi
      @M4skedBoi 8 лет назад +1

      David Olmstead yup

    • @ottifant64
      @ottifant64 8 лет назад +17

      +David Olmstead Probably because most English speakers can't pronounce it correctly.

    • @z-trip5457
      @z-trip5457 8 лет назад +14

      +David Olmstead Doesnt matter, he prounounced in perfect German.

  • @joanngumeta8937
    @joanngumeta8937 6 лет назад +154

    4:48 "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat, there's nothing better."
    *Terrorists Win*

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 4 года назад

      Joan Ngumeta oof

  • @gunfumaster1024
    @gunfumaster1024 10 лет назад +241

    Never play CounterStrike on a plane.
    "Bomb planted."
    "Terrorists win."

  • @the3rdid485
    @the3rdid485 5 лет назад +37

    4:48 "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat, there is nothing better for the task."
    *Terrorists win*

  • @theonlytrueorange4716
    @theonlytrueorange4716 7 лет назад +360

    Heckler
    Heck ler
    Heck
    BANNED

    • @ivanrivera3293
      @ivanrivera3293 6 лет назад +35

      *T H I S I S A C H R I S T I A N S E R V E R*

    • @VeraVemaVena
      @VeraVemaVena 6 лет назад +33

      Koch
      Kock
      Cock
      *T E R M I N A T E D*

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 6 лет назад +22

      *Mind your language!*
      This is a Christian server, you fucking mongoloids.

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 5 лет назад +8

      You fucking antichrists!

  • @fancyducknews1494
    @fancyducknews1494 5 лет назад +42

    "This is a gun for the good guys." *_Hans Gruber would like to have a word with you_*

    • @sickovicko4829
      @sickovicko4829 4 года назад +1

      [Hans Gruber unadds supressor from his gun]

    • @naseemqureshi3367
      @naseemqureshi3367 4 года назад

      Oo so like does that make the pakistani army the good guys.

    • @fancyducknews1494
      @fancyducknews1494 4 года назад

      No? What? Hans Gruber is the antagonist from Die Hard, and he is obviously not a good guy, yet he uses the MP5.

    • @naseemqureshi3367
      @naseemqureshi3367 4 года назад

      @@fancyducknews1494 oh i was just referring to how MP5 is the standard SMG for the Pakistani army lol

    • @fancyducknews1494
      @fancyducknews1494 4 года назад

      @@naseemqureshi3367 Oh ok, I did not know that!

  • @jeske100
    @jeske100 2 года назад +13

    0:41: Extra points for pronouncing "Koch" correctly. Respect, brother!

    • @TheStormsDagger
      @TheStormsDagger 2 года назад +1

      That's how you pronounce it?

    • @jeske100
      @jeske100 2 года назад +1

      @@TheStormsDagger Correct. In German the "ch" sound is a bit like clearing your throat. ;)

    • @TheStormsDagger
      @TheStormsDagger 2 года назад

      @@jeske100 gotcha

    • @VanessaMagick
      @VanessaMagick 2 года назад

      @@TheStormsDagger The official pronounciation for English speakers is "Heckler and Coke" although that's only to avoid it sounding like 'cock'. If you can make that kɔx sound, its the most accurate way to do it.

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 2 месяца назад

      There's that same sound in Hebrew for some reason.

  • @sankyu3950
    @sankyu3950 5 лет назад +190

    *mp-5 exist*
    P90:"allow me to introduce myself"
    HK:"allow me to introduce my veto to yourself"

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 4 года назад +1

      @CIA BETA Wing i'll always take the mp7

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 4 года назад

      @CIA BETA Wing because german science is the best science

    • @Agua-hd4jh
      @Agua-hd4jh 4 года назад +1

      Because Germans were salty

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 4 года назад +2

      @B real m16 exists, America exists, and m14.
      Lmao it happens all the time not just Germany

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 4 года назад

      @@wunderpuma4453 it was a joke
      also isnt the p90 german lol

  • @M4l3kdaFreak
    @M4l3kdaFreak 4 года назад +243

    German engineering is truly the best

    • @lindsay8320
      @lindsay8320 4 года назад +9

      Yes yes you can spank the gun

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 4 года назад +23

      Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia, 1944
      German tank driver: Scheisse... Hans! Ze transmission broke again!

    • @pilotomarcos610
      @pilotomarcos610 3 года назад +24

      BRAKA MONOGA
      GERMAN SCIENCE IS BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @redacted9912
      @redacted9912 3 года назад +5

      @@dorkmax7073 he never said anything about it being the most reliable engineering though

    • @christopherjohnson2354
      @christopherjohnson2354 3 года назад

      German engineering can also be slapped.

  • @ridgewalker8428
    @ridgewalker8428 6 лет назад +38

    "There's nothing better for taking down terrorist threats"
    4:54 "TERRORISTS WIN"

  • @SolidSock8008
    @SolidSock8008 4 года назад +10

    I’ve fired an SD during take your child to work day a few years ago (my dad worked for the NJSP) that thing has no recoil whatsoever. I’ve been an mp5 fanboy ever since.

  • @JJA-n3k
    @JJA-n3k 4 года назад +1

    A lot of people think the majority of firearms are fragile like glass, in the military your NCO’s often say that if you hit it hard enough that it breaks they won’t only pay for the replacement, but they’ll be buying all of your rounds that night because you’re clearly someone that’s been eating their greens and shouldn’t be messed with

  • @ShinobuSakurazaka
    @ShinobuSakurazaka 10 лет назад +86

    If you want to stay alive, reach for your MP5.

    • @Rashaun-Ali
      @Rashaun-Ali 10 лет назад +1

      BLAKE

    • @1fh
      @1fh 10 лет назад +1

      Don't you have Gambol Shroud to protect yourself?

    • @ShinobuSakurazaka
      @ShinobuSakurazaka 10 лет назад +1

      Meowantor Any warrior worth their salt always carries a back-up weapon, mine is the MP5K. It's lacks the finesse of my primary but it makes up for it in output and ease of use.

    • @1fh
      @1fh 10 лет назад

      ***** I guess...

    • @willgetcarriedfornudes1417
      @willgetcarriedfornudes1417 9 лет назад

      for your AR-15*

  • @ixsamoon
    @ixsamoon 4 года назад +12

    Well im just gonna say this is like 3:00am or so and im still awake watching a gun documentary

  • @jaykay_andstuff
    @jaykay_andstuff 7 лет назад +15

    2:37 MP5"silenced death"

  • @kizbo69
    @kizbo69 3 года назад +4

    " One quirk that crops up during the MP5's reload is the infamous ' HK 𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙋 ': an 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣-𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 tap on the 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 lever after 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙝 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙚, sending the 𝙗𝙤𝙡𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 "

  • @AlteredRealityCosplay
    @AlteredRealityCosplay 8 лет назад +15

    I have fallen in love with this channel....and your voice

  • @PeriapsisStudios2000
    @PeriapsisStudios2000 4 года назад +43

    Ahoy: mp5 is a good guy gun
    Me: (laughs in Die Hard)

    • @reinbeers5322
      @reinbeers5322 3 года назад +1

      Now I have a machine gun
      ho - ho - ho

  • @2KCamaroZ28SS
    @2KCamaroZ28SS 5 лет назад +16

    HK just released the MP5 now to the civilian market. Get em while you can! I know I will.

    • @ilovemywifey21307
      @ilovemywifey21307 3 года назад

      you got 6 thousand just layin around?

    • @2KCamaroZ28SS
      @2KCamaroZ28SS 2 года назад

      @@ilovemywifey21307 They're less than $2k. Or they were when I posted this. I love mine

  • @mcandelaria8769
    @mcandelaria8769 5 лет назад +78

    Some kid: brings an mp3 player to school
    Other kid: watches mp4 videos in school
    Quiet kid: brings mp5 to school

    • @2K4Studio
      @2K4Studio 3 года назад

      Brings MP5 to show off the slap

  • @TheProGameFreak
    @TheProGameFreak 10 лет назад +48

    Great work as always, keep it up, maybe we could see something from the M4/M16 lines next? ^^

    • @Lieutenant1999
      @Lieutenant1999 10 лет назад

      M16 sucks , M4 is good but not excellent

    • @inb4k
      @inb4k 10 лет назад +15

      Lieutenant1999 I ..

    • @zxRappidxz
      @zxRappidxz 10 лет назад +1

      I wish to see the m14 / mk14 but m14 was shown during the m1 garand so i'm guessing it won't come but i can't wait for the m60 one

    • @TheProGameFreak
      @TheProGameFreak 10 лет назад

      zxRappidxz Yea, the M14 would also be great to see sometime!

    • @harpoonman234
      @harpoonman234 10 лет назад

      Lieutenant1999 you do realize the M4 is just a carbine variant of the M16 right?

  • @samuelkelly5061
    @samuelkelly5061 4 года назад +264

    Made by Heckler and “cough”

    • @pgproductions2900
      @pgproductions2900 4 года назад +52

      He pronounced it pretty accurate

    • @bakedhawaii
      @bakedhawaii 4 года назад +6

      @@pgproductions2900 yep

    • @doctornotprofessor
      @doctornotprofessor 4 года назад +3

      at least he didn't do the other way

    • @fuckinantipope5511
      @fuckinantipope5511 4 года назад +9

      Better correct it right than the english abomination of a pronounciation. Heckler & "Coke", ugh

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 4 года назад +2

      @@fuckinantipope5511 I've also heard it pronounced Kosh, and Koshe (like boat).

  • @FrancisMarcosGaming
    @FrancisMarcosGaming 9 лет назад +13

    the MP5, also known as the MP40's grandson

  • @CB4307A1
    @CB4307A1 11 дней назад +1

    The art and narration make this channel golden

  • @BigDaddy-je2nq
    @BigDaddy-je2nq 5 лет назад +53

    Good guys: *MP5 and M16*
    Bad guys: *UZI and AK47*

    • @freshfrozen3035
      @freshfrozen3035 4 года назад +1

      That's like the most childish thing iv ever seen

    • @freshfrozen3035
      @freshfrozen3035 4 года назад

      The Uzi and ak are much much better than the m16a1-4 and the mp5

    • @m6dspartan903
      @m6dspartan903 4 года назад

      @@freshfrozen3035 it really depends but generally an ak is more fail safe weapon that just works. So your right

    • @shirogevnheaven2001
      @shirogevnheaven2001 4 года назад +5

      @@freshfrozen3035 atleast for ak47 yeah... Even children can use it, in some part of the world they do.

    • @felonytaxevasion2773
      @felonytaxevasion2773 4 года назад +5

      The MP5 is one of the best sub-guns ever built, while the uzi is an average machine pistol only popular because it’s cheap

  • @MrDeutschGerman
    @MrDeutschGerman 5 лет назад +8

    0:15 - me getting uncomfortable thinking about the RAF Coat of Arms

  • @TheGodQuac
    @TheGodQuac 5 лет назад +199

    "When the teacher took my MP4 , i showed her the MP5"
    -School shooter

    • @reallyreallymean
      @reallyreallymean 4 года назад +3

      who's taking videos to school?

    • @Jammi01
      @Jammi01 4 года назад +1

      @@reallyreallymean he stole the comment

    • @bakedhawaii
      @bakedhawaii 4 года назад +1

      Hahah edgy joke because america shoot up the school
      s

    • @chillpill1266
      @chillpill1266 4 года назад

      @@Jammi01 "he stole the comment" No, jackass he got the same idea.

    • @Jammi01
      @Jammi01 4 года назад

      @@chillpill1266 ""he stole the comment" No, Jackass he he got the same idea."

  • @jayzoo92
    @jayzoo92 Месяц назад +1

    0:41 as a German it makes me extremely happy how he pronounced Heckler und Koch correctly

  • @Doggyfizzle39
    @Doggyfizzle39 8 лет назад +7

    If this ever comes back, I want him to do the Barrett m82 or something similar

  • @frozemale4857
    @frozemale4857 8 лет назад +50

    "Counter-terrorists win."

  • @SRGIProductions
    @SRGIProductions 3 года назад +2

    One of my favorite SMGs, both in real life AND in video games.
    Left 4 Dead 2 had an update back in 2019 which added the MP5 to the roster of default weapons in-game, without the need of the Steam Workshop.

  • @andrewm5840
    @andrewm5840 Год назад +1

    Your closing lines are always ice cold. Well done

  • @joshuabrown7815
    @joshuabrown7815 5 лет назад +12

    Soap dissed the best run of the killing house I’ve ever seen.

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 2 года назад +4

    The MP5 is like the "MP" designation's redemption arc, after the MP40

  • @joeloliver2279
    @joeloliver2279 3 года назад +6

    When the bullies break your mp3 and mp4 so you decide to show them your mp5

  • @bit_ronic
    @bit_ronic 3 года назад

    4:56
    "One quirk that crops up during the MP5's reload is the infamous HK-"
    **slap**
    oddly satisfying.

  • @sodiepops9626
    @sodiepops9626 10 лет назад +9

    The M4 or M16 are pretty iconic :P

  • @xIkkito
    @xIkkito 3 года назад +4

    that moment a non german speaking person is saying "koch" the right way.....PERFECTION!

  • @erojerisiz1571
    @erojerisiz1571 6 лет назад +24

    Imagine if this gun could talk
    "Hit me daddy"

  • @kelvincasing5265
    @kelvincasing5265 Год назад +2

    And the british did actually put a 40mm grenade launcher on it haha

  • @jelle4303
    @jelle4303 9 лет назад +674

    Germans make the best guns

    • @orokumiwa5664
      @orokumiwa5664 9 лет назад +50

      At least one of the best. Germans lead the way. EDIT: Germans does make the best!

    • @CutACrow
      @CutACrow 9 лет назад +10

      +Jelle hoogenberg Yet they lost WWII

    • @hilmohilmic7739
      @hilmohilmic7739 9 лет назад +35

      +Jelle hoogenberg Germans make the best... well pretty much everything..

    • @CutACrow
      @CutACrow 9 лет назад +36

      +Hilmo Hilmic except battle tactics. they failed on that one big time...twice

    • @CutACrow
      @CutACrow 9 лет назад

      +DamnDreams that and England knew it was far too risky. the one nut wonder wasn't worth a bullet

  • @undeadzerg8758
    @undeadzerg8758 8 лет назад +72

    at 5:00 he loads an empty mag into the gun and then shoots it... cuz lazy ubisoft.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 8 лет назад +48

      No no, those are tactical invisible bullets. yup.

    • @petraf2069
      @petraf2069 7 лет назад +4

      The number beside the little bullet indicators is how many bullets the player has outside of the current magazine.

    • @danteprietenosu43
      @danteprietenosu43 7 лет назад +1

      When he tells u 0 it means u have 0 magazines left and then tell you how much ammo u have in that magazine

    • @andreivaldez6713
      @andreivaldez6713 7 лет назад +2

      Peter Farrell Slow down the video: the magazine he puts in is clearly empty.

    • @WrongKeycard
      @WrongKeycard 6 лет назад +3

      Ghost bullets to scare the feral natives!

  • @Tyrranis
    @Tyrranis 10 лет назад +4

    I had a feeling the MP5 would be in this Iconic Arms series. It does have a significant presence in the game world.
    Not sure if any other SMGs could be in the next run of videos. It seems like SMG auto-defaults to the MP5 in most games, with no other single SMG getting a large enough presence to be considered iconic.
    Now, other weapon categories have plenty of options, though I think the biggest would probably be the SPAS-12 shotgun. You see that in quite a few titles nowadays.
    EDIT: I'd like to add a caveat to this video. While the MP5 is often in the hands of the good guys, the MP5K variant is more often seen in the hands of the bad guys.

  • @backera83
    @backera83 4 года назад +1

    These videos are the best blend of style and history I've ever seen

  • @ragingagent5040
    @ragingagent5040 8 лет назад +7

    I love these videos.

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 5 лет назад +4

    I was super excited to have the MP5 as a starting weapon in Ghost Recon Wildlands, then sad when I discovered Nomad doesn't do the slap.

  • @riichobamin7612
    @riichobamin7612 4 года назад +3

    At 4:47, he says "When it comes to tackling a terrorist threat, there is nothing better at the task" and the games says "Terrorist wins" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @janchristianwismarsaragih902
    @janchristianwismarsaragih902 3 года назад +2

    Germany : the art of creating the weapons for the bad guy (MP40) and the good guy (MP5).

  • @definitelypeacock
    @definitelypeacock 2 года назад +3

    "7 years ago"
    Jesus I'm old

  • @slavathecar
    @slavathecar 10 лет назад +23

    For the next season I expect: M16/AR-15, M1911 pistol, Thompson smg, PSG-1, Uzi, M60 lmg, Glock pistol
    The season after here some more: FN FAL, M40 sniper rifle, SPAS 12, Colt Python (+ other revolvers), M2 .50 BMG heavy machine gun, MP40 smg, Minigun, M14
    And even more: FN P90, Winchester model 12, MAC-10, Steyr AUG
    I think I covered the most iconic ones there :)

    • @secondpath5148
      @secondpath5148 9 лет назад +2

      The Remington 870 or the Mossberg 500 are probably more Iconic than the Model 12. hell, the Browning Auto-5 is probably more well known than the Model 12 is.

    • @FacitOmniaVoluntas.
      @FacitOmniaVoluntas. 7 лет назад

      Slavko Gelo M60, Steyr AUG, Winchester Model 12, P90, Spas 12, Colt Python, M40, M14, MAC 10, and (FN FAL) are not iconic.
      Instead I would suggest, G3, MG42, M1 Garand, Mossberg 500/Remington 800

  • @kesselsauer4441
    @kesselsauer4441 3 года назад +3

    *”Lawful good through and through,”*
    *”This is a gun for the good guys.”*

  • @dandysusstew7678
    @dandysusstew7678 5 лет назад +2

    Satisfying gun sounds/sights
    1. M1 Garand 'ping'
    2. MP5 Slap

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 6 лет назад +10

    3:41 actually one of the hostages was also killed during the assault.

    • @redactedagentdataexpunged9431
      @redactedagentdataexpunged9431 4 года назад

      @Senior_researcher_egg -Level _4_clearance- he means a Hostages was killed DURING the Seige, not a Terrorist

  • @PillzSufrie
    @PillzSufrie 10 лет назад +6

    Stu needs to make one of these videos for the British SA80 rifle (designated as the L85 in the British Army)

    • @PillzSufrie
      @PillzSufrie 10 лет назад +3

      ***** While it doesn't appear a lot in films and TV shows, it's been a focus recently in the video game industry.

    • @sunnysurfer101MA
      @sunnysurfer101MA 7 лет назад +1

      I'm an American and the SA-80 kicks ass. I'd love to see Ahoy do a video on it.

    • @MacCoalieCoalson
      @MacCoalieCoalson 7 лет назад

      PillzSufrie oh you mean that thing that's trashier and cheaper than the mosin?
      yeah I don't think so.

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser 6 лет назад +6

    The MP5 is like your shy girlfriend.
    She's kinda small, a bit quiet and reserved and generally a good girl, but she can still be pretty vicious, and she secretly really likes it when you give her a good slap.

  • @CyberVirtual
    @CyberVirtual 10 месяцев назад +1

    In all my Call of Duty Custom Loadout Names I called the MP5, The Slap Chop.