Comedians Get Blasphemous - Steve Hofstetter
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Comedians Get Blasphemous - Steve Hofstetter
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If I can ever find a fucking job.
Seen tons of comedy, but never saw any comedian come up with the brilliant (original) idea of Jesus remarking on carpentry skills relating to the builders of the cross. Even Monty Python didn't think of that, in Life of Brian. You ran with it perfectly.
🤣 It's a pretty great bit. Then the artist at the end says the forgive me father line with her sketch and kills with it.
I've watched quite a bit of comedy myself, and I have never heard it spun that way. Funny shit.
I might be remembering wrong, but I think the late Greg Geraldo did such a joke. In fairness, I think it was a one-off, so it might be why I could not be remembering correctly.
That was freaking funny! I'm still laughing! Thank so much!!🤣❤
Leedy is brilliant!
There are a lot of people in Kentucky that think less of the sea creature than you do! (Rep&Dem)
That was great 😂😂😂
What's your favorite deep-sea creature:
Steve-Mitch McConnell.
Jarret- Pilot fish. --- Lindsey Graham?
HAHAHAHA!!
Blasphemy is always hilarious. Particularly if it actually offends the religious.
Personally as a Christian I find it funny... but God didn't leave out my sense of humor unlike a lot if Christians
@@ParanormalEncyclopedia Apparently he did, if you don't find it funny.
@@notsure1969 you misread I DID find it funny
As a Christian I found this deeply deeply.... funny
Leedy really adds a next level humor to the content, please give her a thank you for her artistic skill!
I wonder how she met them? She seems to be at every show.
I want a “What’s your passion?” Shirt soooo bad now!
Some new Jesus material even after two millennia, nice.
"Mitch McConnell". 🤣
That made me lol! These guys are funny!
Fun fact: When they called Jesus "King of the Jews" the people were mocking him.
Ok. Thanks for that. Even more fun fact: the Bible is just a fairytale. Nothing in it ever actually happened.
@@fezzik7619 Oh?! We're you alive in biblical times to know that?! While I never claimed to believe in the fact that one all powerful entity created all things, its is very possible that Jesus existed--as a regular guy.
@@southsider9638 *were
What a stupid question. Sure it’s possible that there was a man named Jesus Christ (or some Aramaic equivalent of that name) living in that region at that time, but he’d have been one of hundreds of men in the Bronze Age claiming to be divine prophets. Anyway, all I wrote is that the Bible is a total fairytale which it is. It started as word of mouth folklore that was just a bunch of fables based on ideas from previously existing belief systems, for example the virgin birth, the messiah, and the death and resurrection specifically after three days. All of those concepts existed in earlier mythologies and were adapted into the dogma of Christianity.
@@fezzik7619 Why is my question stupid? You're the one claiming the Bible was a fairy tale. It's collection of stories. There's a reason why it's known as "the greatest story ever told". 🤣🤣🤣
You dont have to be mad. It's ok, dude.
Is that why you deleted your original comment; because You're mad?!
@@southsider9638 Your question was stupid because you asked if I was alive back then. As though I could possibly be over 2,000 years old. It’s ridiculous that I should have to explain the reason for the stupidity as it’s axiomatic. Yes the Bible is a fairytale. That’s not a claim, it’s a statement of fact. The earth wasn’t created in six days. The first two humans didn’t just get snapped into existence by an invisible sky wizard. There was no talking, snake, no flood that covered the entire earth, no big boat with every species of animal, no burning bush, there is no god, etc. As for being mad, that’s just another stupid question. There’s no reason for me to be angry with you. None that I can think of. My original comment isn’t deleted on my side, though RUclips tends to do that for some reason. I’ll often not see comments that others wrote the next time I go back to a thread. Not sure what that’s about. 🤷♂️
I’m so glad Leedy was here for this. I love seeing her work
Judge them not father for they know not what they build killed me lmao
I am Presbyterian, and it did for me as well! She's always good but this time she outranked all of the guys in my opinion.
Him too.... 😶
I read this as "they know not what they killed me with" and honestly it works
Damnit, I made the mistake of drinking something while this video came on.
Favorite deep sea creature? I was hoping one of them would say SpongeBob! 😜🤣
What a rough punishment for not using a planer correctly
"What's your passion?" Really? That's the kind of pablum question that celebrity interviewers use when they've done absolutely no preparation.
Yeah well this was a random audience member going to a comedy show so they had not likely prepared interview questions. Are you always insufferable or just in comment sections?
Oh this was great. :D I loved this.
Now we know what Jesus actually said before the Church edited him.
Leedy really nailed the drawing at the end!
Passion of the christ whom taught deep sea fishing...
angler fish, b/c it lights you up
The silent giggle at 1:05 is beautiful. Dave Attell-esque.
"He died for the sin of using a planner incorrectly." 😂 4:30
Woodwork criticism bit was amazing!
I haven't really been to your channel in a while. I love the addition of leedy at the end of the recent (last few months) videos I've seen! Hahaha
Andrew saying “idk what just happened” hahahaha
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what's david benioff doing there?
I was raised catholic...... early on I said fuck this nonsense. Now I find special kind of joy in religious humor. Thanks Steve!!!
I worked for five years in a church. This was stinkin funny.
Seriously Steve, your videos were top notch all along but adding Leedy at the end has truly made them Next Level™.
Yeah she’s fucking hilarious
The giant squid that eats James Cameron!
Omg this one had me rolling!
I was raised Catholic and that was hysterical
I'm sorry your parents told you fairy tale gibberish was real. Hopefully you didn't fall for it and you're smarter than them.
This Presbyterian thought it was hilarious, too
@@Gankstomper It was my mother actually and I am no longer Catholic
Your coming or Just left Arlington Texas I wanted/want to go but can't get off work.
Love how you gestured at Rivers when you mentioned rescue dogs
Maybe he was not.
Lol🎉😢 but crazy
Forgive them, Father for they were absent the day you handed out good sense...
Right. As if there are any actual consequences for being blasphemous towards a non-existent god.
LMFAO
Oh thank god. I thought there was a mark on my screen.
That's odd - I thought there was a Matthew, Luke and John on my screen.
@Steve, there’s a whole sketch with that same joke, from a Brazilian Channel…. ruclips.net/video/Ck75pk3kngQ/видео.html
I think you might like it!
I completely reject the concept of "too irreligious". It's not a thing to ever be concerned with.
The last drawing was Jesus telling everyone that the pilot fish was this big, just before jaws ate it.
I honestly thought it was a circumcision joke for waaaay too long
Useing the plainer incorrectly….
I gotta go with colossal squid. Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni.
Cheers for the funnies 😂😀 Made a crappy night better.
🤣🤣 amazing. Loved this.
always fun thanks
Holy crap? Kidding
Hilarious as always. Love this stuff, I swear to god. 😂
I'm dyin 😂😂😂😂
I was at this show!
FIRST
I wish the people who wrote this realized it means absolutely nothing. You get no real world status from being the first person to comment on a RUclips video. In fact it’s actually kind of sad.
@@fezzik7619 Gottem
@@beecee793 I have no idea what “gottem” means. Is that German? Dutch?
@@fezzik7619 Gottem
@@beecee793 Oh I see. You’re mentally ill. You just responded with the same word. I hope you get the right help for your problem.
Ahhh yes. That is good blasphemy.
There is no such thing as good blasphemy.
No different than saying "a good crime" or "good bs".
@@davidross5593
Ok, cry about it. I am not religious, so I do not give a sh!t about your feelings subject.
This was one of your very best! 🤣🤣🤣🤣HFS my sides😂😂😂
Holy shit, that was epic!
Just like there's no "god" there's no such thing as "blasphemy"...
real show killer, aren’t you?
How do you know there is no God? Can you prove it?
@@davidross5593 The burden of proof is on the believer.
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Did you know that she got her seed money from a Nigerian Prince?
Skeptical comment
Who is Ms. Brown?
What does Ms. Brown have anything to do with Steve Hofstetter?
@@davidross5593 she is the person who is helping people by reliving them of their investment and thus the stress of worrying whether the market is going to recover. And by this wonderfully selfless action, extending their life with happiness and a life less worrisome……
LMAO!!!!
Friggin great
Bigots call me a Blasphemer when i point out that the bible makes it clear that Jesus was Gay .