someone had to watch The 355

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @averyeml
    @averyeml 2 года назад +635

    I guess I live in a hole in the ground or something because Amanda goes “this movie isn’t as bad as everyone is making it out to be!” And the whole time I’m just sitting here wondering why I’ve literally never heard a single thing about it. I had no idea this movie existed. Not even a hint.

    • @jasonellis4330
      @jasonellis4330 2 года назад +10

      Me too!

    • @bkbff
      @bkbff 2 года назад +14

      I saw a poster a couple of months ago at the theater and was excited about the cast. I haven't heard anything about it until this video, though.

    • @etsequentia6765
      @etsequentia6765 2 года назад +2

      Consider yourself lucky then.

    • @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
      @stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 2 года назад +4

      It's because it's a Mary-Sue fest and boring as sin.

    • @margoadams6627
      @margoadams6627 2 года назад

      I only knew about this movie is when I heard that seb Stan was in this. It’s a shame cause I am a fan of him and only watched this bad film for his scenes

  • @Malum09
    @Malum09 2 года назад +447

    According to IMDb a Chinese investor pulled out of the movie after the Fan Bingbing controversy, thus removing the $20 million it had given during pre-sale thus the movie budget was supposed to be higher

    • @adrianrammirez
      @adrianrammirez 2 года назад +3

      Jesus😅😬

    • @kennyb1588
      @kennyb1588 2 года назад

      What is fan bing bing?

    • @Malum09
      @Malum09 2 года назад +23

      @@kennyb1588 the Chinese actress from the movie

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 года назад +14

      Wouldn't have changed a thing.
      The script's the problem.

    • @kennyb1588
      @kennyb1588 2 года назад

      @@Malum09 the way I thought it was some scandal and not a name💀💀 what was the controversy around her?

  • @LouGuthrie
    @LouGuthrie 2 года назад +302

    you're so correct about mace and marie having so much chemistry... it would not have been out of place if they'd made out

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 2 года назад +7

      Jessica Chastain and Diane Kruger making out... interesting...

    • @themudkip5295
      @themudkip5295 2 года назад +2

      me and my friends went and watched this movie together and we were all genuinely upset leaving the theater that they didnt kiss at the end or something

  • @kimberleywilliams7802
    @kimberleywilliams7802 2 года назад +219

    I was kind of looking forward to it for Lupita Nyong'o and I wanted to support her, I wasn't necessarily excited from the trailers but then I completely forgot about the movie and this is the first I've thought about it since then.

    • @squashforsale8466
      @squashforsale8466 2 года назад +11

      Me too, I love Lupita with my whole heart

    • @piratesswoop725
      @piratesswoop725 2 года назад +9

      Lupita was great in this, imo. Obviously not an Oscar caliber film but you can tell she was having fun! Still waiting on the spy movie Ana Duvernay promised us with Lupita and Rihanna!

    • @sawlty-suite5131
      @sawlty-suite5131 2 года назад +1

      Her tear ducts stole the show

    • @kangjhha
      @kangjhha 2 года назад +1

      her drama was great.. the action not so much 🙁

  • @nlm2nd
    @nlm2nd 2 года назад +346

    This sounds like another one of those action films that one doesn't take too seriously. I agree about film length. Saw the third Pirates of the Caribbean film in theatres and it was too long for me.

    • @alyssabrown-carleton6173
      @alyssabrown-carleton6173 2 года назад +9

      I was on a blind date and we saw that movie. Worst date ever

    • @lizabethhampton4537
      @lizabethhampton4537 2 года назад +3

      No Time To Die is in my recs rn and it is, I am not joking, 2 hours and 43 minutes long.
      Too damn long, even by Bond film standards.

  • @calupoh9788
    @calupoh9788 2 года назад +80

    my biggest movie pet peeve is when there's a clear way for the movie's conflict to be resolved and the only reason it doesn't get resolved it's obviously because then the movie would be over in half the runtime
    and I don't mean because the characters are dumb, or they don't have a vital piece of information that would help them come up with a solution or something like that, I mean specifically when there's literally no other reason that a solution can't be used other than "but then the movie would be over too soon" if that's the case then the movie SHOULD be over sooner, I don't care lol

    • @mcnoneya
      @mcnoneya 23 дня назад

      Agree, sometimes the movie or tv episode can be solved with just 1 conversation.. because instead of saying what they need to say they just sit there staring at the other person in idk what kinda mood or what their thinking but they aren’t saying what they need to say( this happens in shows with romantic relationships involved, they just sit there and in the time they stand there staring at each other, one person could’ve explained the misunderstanding🤦🏻‍♀️) - btw haven’t watched this video yet but I’ve seen the movie. Not bad but not great either.

  • @ZoeTwoDotss
    @ZoeTwoDotss 2 года назад +267

    Drink every time Amanda says "drive".

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 2 года назад +2

      Funny seeing you here! Did you get your "drive" from Genesect?

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 2 года назад +11

      I’m currently in the ER getting a liver transplant and a mechanical kidney

    • @kingpinpasta2934
      @kingpinpasta2934 2 года назад +1

      No thanks, I don’t wanna die

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 2 года назад +1

      I don't have enough booze in my house.

  • @ejbell
    @ejbell 2 года назад +152

    In what might be the most trivial thing to be annoyed by, is that Mace chooses a strapless dress for a mission. Okay..maybe she didn't expect a fistfight but prepare for all possibilities girl. I found her whole fight scene uncomfortable to watch cos I was expecting a slip any second. Wear a jumpsuit like Marie! Something with straps, something with legs, easier to fight in. Still looks classy and fits the auction vibe. Again, trivial concern. But it bugged me so much 😂🤣

    • @nicolescats2
      @nicolescats2 2 года назад +18

      If you want something more practical, and a dress, halter top absurdly short dress. Halter top keeps it from falling down, the lack of material keeps it from getting in your way, while still having enough on to (somewhat) blend into a crowd afterwards if needed. You can have a short flowy dress on a character that just doesn't care about her dress revealing things in the wind because the shortness makes it more practical for fights/occasionally distracts others in a useful manner. And this type of dress would fit really well in a gathering of rich a-holes (the auction). Note that I have not seen the movie, I've just seen the impractical dress to blend in strategy too many times when there are often multiple other options.

  • @naturalistmind
    @naturalistmind 2 года назад +70

    The drive device reminds me of how "hackers" were depicted in 80s movies

  • @winterburden
    @winterburden 2 года назад +99

    The swell makeship plush is facing the wall, is she in timeout?

    • @r_ABBYT
      @r_ABBYT 2 года назад +29

      Yes, she argued that this movie has no flaws and so Amanda put her in timeout.

  • @katherinealvarez9216
    @katherinealvarez9216 2 года назад +106

    I honestly had no idea this movie even existed until I saw a poster.

  • @violetholiday
    @violetholiday 2 года назад +134

    Hiding money from the Chinese government? FUCK YEAH I guess I will watch this with my mom

    • @费湘益
      @费湘益 2 года назад +14

      idk how is rich ppl avoiding tax a good thing to you though.

    • @leea8706
      @leea8706 2 года назад +18

      @@费湘益 dude, you’re commenting on everything about the Chinese govt. you’re not going to change anyone’s mind. The Chinese govt in objectively bad, yes other governments are bad too, but the Chinese government is one of the worst. Your propaganda won’t work here!

    • @sawlty-suite5131
      @sawlty-suite5131 2 года назад +1

      @Lee A the American government is objectively good?It was MLK day a few days ago but imagine how many politicians have recycled his "I have dream" stanza to draw us in. It's easy to bash china while we are run by companies, I mean hell even the agriculture sector has lobbies

    • @leea8706
      @leea8706 2 года назад +13

      @@sawlty-suite5131 Didn’t say it was and I’m not even American.

    • @WyseWalker
      @WyseWalker 2 года назад +10

      @@sawlty-suite5131 Nice straw man

  • @MrSchimpf
    @MrSchimpf 2 года назад +176

    Diane Krueger has Daddy Energy and I loved "The Bridge" because of her character there...I'm sad for that missed opportunity for Mace/Maria. 😭 Thank God for fanfiction! And thanks for confirming this is a Peacock watch in 30-some days rather than one to go to the theater for.

  • @ejbell
    @ejbell 2 года назад +48

    I now really want to see a historical drama epic or something about the actual Agent 355. Okay, we don't know her identity. But make a great movie about it anyway? Give me my Revolutionary War era spy girl film.

    • @mackenzieargue6434
      @mackenzieargue6434 2 года назад +4

      I feel like it would have been amazing if something like that was made with a similar vibe to the imitation game!!

    • @elfdream2007
      @elfdream2007 2 года назад +1

      Her story is told in the TV program TURN.

  • @carleeelizabeth
    @carleeelizabeth 2 года назад +602

    i feel like movies aren't allowed to just be okay anymore, it's either "best i've ever seen" or "absolute garbage". from everyone.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 2 года назад +15

      Lol exactly

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 2 года назад +68

      I think it's more because those extremes are more interesting to talk about rather than a movie that's competent but unremarkable

    • @KillerManta1996
      @KillerManta1996 2 года назад +57

      Yea they’re kinda not allowed to be that. When you spend ALL those millions of dollars and hire all these skilled workers and talents, I sure hope it’s not to produce something that’s just okay.

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny 2 года назад +44

      @@fntthesmth423 not really. A lot of people take movies that are just okay and hail them as the best because they like that movie. A movie doesn’t have to be the best ever to be liked. Of course it’s all opinions. Like marvel movies are just okay to me, but everyone hails them as if they’re the best because they like those movies

    • @cantsayimsurprised
      @cantsayimsurprised 2 года назад +22

      Who wants to watch just an 'okay' movie? They end up being forgettable. If 'The Room' was a middle of the road flick, no one would remember it.

  • @gracefulspork
    @gracefulspork 2 года назад +21

    As someone who works at a movie theatre, opening day only had 25% capacity. I think the trailers were not enticing

  • @melleelizabeth2853
    @melleelizabeth2853 2 года назад +83

    I would love if you did a Jenny Nicolson type script doctor series on your channel, it would be interesting to see how you as an actor would doctor scripts and acting jobs. 💖💖

  • @ianwilbanks3015
    @ianwilbanks3015 2 года назад +58

    Clearly they needed a scene where a dwarf tries to destroy the drive with an axe, only to have the axe head break. That way you'd know that the drive could only be destroyed by the fires of Mount Doom.

    • @nabillun
      @nabillun 2 года назад

      Any movie with a similar mcguffin needs that scene

  • @kevinriley2261
    @kevinriley2261 2 года назад +12

    That top really brings out the blue in your eyes.

  • @miyaiekami1265
    @miyaiekami1265 2 года назад +18

    Diane Kruger sold me as a spy, being multilingual and all. Didn't love the movie but Krüger can punch me in the face.

  • @haileyrivera2948
    @haileyrivera2948 2 года назад +66

    Never heard of this movie but I trust that swell will entertain me

  • @aless.andra9620
    @aless.andra9620 2 года назад +92

    Honestly, this movie sounds so much better from your review than it looked in the trailers! Also, it is kind of dumb that they didn't choose to have emotional jeopardy element for Chastain's character - it's my favorite element in spy movies where our hero finds out his lover betrayed him, so why to allow that to happen to a female spy?
    Such a missed opportunity!

  • @kittikat4124
    @kittikat4124 2 года назад +20

    Im interested in seeing it, but not as a theater watch. And I honestly completely forgot about it and didnt realise it was even in theaters so I think they dropped the ball on marketing a bit.

  • @eziofwhales
    @eziofwhales 2 года назад +58

    Wow, genuinely surprised with the intro. I was so excited for the movie and went to theaters immediately. After seeing it, I can’t believe anyone put money into bringing that script to life. Fan’s red dress and Diane Kruger’s acting were the only things I enjoyed. Lupita’s talent was wasted.

  • @TheRunawayWriter
    @TheRunawayWriter 2 года назад +30

    Listen- I am in the worst burnout of my life, and am physically not doing well...but these videos always bring me so much joy 🥺

    • @fyarae3750
      @fyarae3750 2 года назад +4

      Same herea, keep trucking, look out for the things that bring you even the smallest amount of joy and keep working toward them, you've got this! I hope you manage to find a way out of the haze that is burnout and best of luck to you

    • @junebugxoxo
      @junebugxoxo 2 года назад

      Right there with you 💜

  • @morningperson4464
    @morningperson4464 2 года назад +13

    I love your movie reviews! Your Charlie’s angels review was my first video of yours I watched and I’ve watched it a few times since. I love Charlie’s angels and was so disappointed by that movie.

  • @HurricaneDDragon
    @HurricaneDDragon 2 года назад +6

    2 years ago I discovered this channel through Amanda’s Charlie’s Angels video and I’ve been here ever since. ☺️

  • @Motley14
    @Motley14 2 года назад +42

    Ahh I see Atomic Blonde still reigns supreme as the best female spy movie.

  • @thetraveler7368
    @thetraveler7368 2 года назад +37

    I thought it was decent enough. With all the complaining about “women are taking all the male roles and making them female. They should just make their own female led action movies.” (Terminator Dark Fate and James Bond for example.) so I decided to go see it. I hope it does well enough to make a sequel and the studio/director can fix the issues with the first movie. If it does well enough even if it’s not that great we will see more female led action/spy movies that are better.

    • @Shippo28
      @Shippo28 2 года назад +7

      It didn’t

    • @gabnel1000
      @gabnel1000 2 года назад +1

      @@Shippo28 lol that blunt but the truth 😂

  • @_braune_
    @_braune_ 2 года назад +37

    I love the concept of The 355 and I love all the actresses they chose. Unfortunately, the plot wasn't great. It was obvious Sebastian Stan (the worst part of the movie) was going to be the main villain since the first trailer came out. I also thought the concept of the "hack the entire world" USB stick was dumb, especially since it was made by some random cartel guy's son! Anyway... the women were great, I still had fun, and I hope they make another movie with a better plot.

  • @MrsUnicorn9
    @MrsUnicorn9 2 года назад +10

    Sebastian stan only plays evil characters or if he isn’t evil he isn’t a main character and I think it’s so funny

  • @fanoftoast
    @fanoftoast 2 года назад +2

    I think I’m forever living for your videos. I swear every time they pop up on my subscription feed I’m like YESSSS. We keep having similar takes on videos and I love how blunt and straight to the (funny) point you are with your takes. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @supposedlymel
    @supposedlymel 2 года назад +7

    The only way I knew about this movie was from an interview Jessica did on a talk show in my country. They kept talking about how great it was that it was female lead and Jessica really wanted that, which is awesome, but there needs to be more than that to get people interested.

    • @mcnoneya
      @mcnoneya 23 дня назад

      I liked the fact that all these women spies from various countries were coming together to fight a greater threat, that being said it could’ve been better executed because all the main actors even the villian played by Sebastian Stan are fantastic actors, but they are required to bring to life what the director and other higher ups want, if they were given the opportunity to, I bet they could’ve done it so much better.

  • @realnamebunchanumbers
    @realnamebunchanumbers 2 года назад +38

    just a note: chinese names have the last name first, so "fan" is fan bingbing's last name/family name

  • @thepolarphantasm2319
    @thepolarphantasm2319 2 года назад +28

    I have no idea what this movie is at all
    but who cares, I'm here to soak up as many amanda waves as my phone can pump into my brain

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 2 года назад +168

    When a mediocre action movie staring men comes out no one cares but when it's a female led action movie people say it flopped because it's "political" the discourse is so obnoxious and sexist

    • @robinthrush9672
      @robinthrush9672 2 года назад +18

      It's the bounce-back from _selling_ the movie on the sex/diversity of the cast rather than the premise/action of the movie. And the past reaction from Hollywood antagonizing poor performances of female-led movies on sexism, sometimes after marketing on sexism directly (Charlie's Angels, for example). Also the quantity of male-led movies allows for more "meh" feelings.

    • @sandman6088
      @sandman6088 2 года назад +22

      Mediocre action films with leading men get ripped on all the time. Steven Segal movies, the Fast and Furious movies, the latest Matrix film, just to name a few. It's not about sexism, it's about calling out bad movies.

    • @sawlty-suite5131
      @sawlty-suite5131 2 года назад +2

      You are lying madam

    • @sawlty-suite5131
      @sawlty-suite5131 2 года назад +3

      This was for likes,right? Give us mediocre "male" movies that are so praised.

    • @akasakikawasaki1890
      @akasakikawasaki1890 2 года назад +8

      @@sawlty-suite5131 no one said "praised" just "not cared about" which is a reasonable response to a meh movie. You know, like this one. But people do seem to care more about female lead mediocre movies, the outrage is funny.

  • @benjamintillema3572
    @benjamintillema3572 2 года назад +10

    20:21
    I agree, most fight scenes come down to editing. I feel like the best leave some to our imaginations because what we conjure up in our minds is not constrained by things that filmmakers have to consider when choreographing a fight sequence: MPAA ratings, making sure no actor or stunt person gets hurt, the visually medium limiting how much you can convey pain, physical exhaustion, and the weight of a character's movements, and so on.
    But most big budget movies are made with an army of producers and investors who think that in order for the audience to enjoy a fight scene that have to see as much as possible and we can't be confused at any point. We have to see every blow but also they cut away whenever something else is happening so we're constantly up to speed on the plot. We're left with what should be climatic fight scenes being cut up to a million pieces as we get a close up of the punching, then a reaction shot of said punch, followed by a wide shot of more punching, then a shot of another character running towards the fight, then another close up of a punch in a matter of seconds (if not within the second). It's deflates the tension and takes me out of the movie.

  • @CallMeVanEl
    @CallMeVanEl 2 года назад +4

    Randomly got an ad for this movie the week it came out. Saw it because of Lupita Nyongo. Lol. I knew nothing else about it..

  • @starryskies9655
    @starryskies9655 2 года назад +5

    I was actually planning on watching the movie, and your review tells me it would drive me crazy

  • @cyborgqueer
    @cyborgqueer 2 года назад +39

    Dang Swell this video hasn’t been up long, but there’s already plenty of creepy creepers in the comments; kinda terrifying, especially if it’s any indication of the amount of similar comments you regularly receive. It really makes me appreciate your videos (& other ppls art/content) so much more.
    Obviously I know that creators (especially ‘nerdy’ women/femme people) get a lot of weird/invasive/horrid things said to them, but as someone with no ‘fans’/audience actually seeing the creepy comments ‘in the wild’ (at least ones that didn’t get auto filtered out, can’t imagine the terrifying ones that get caught) has been a reminder to me of how much of a creators job that we (the audience/fans) don’t see, to the point of forgetting how challenging, frustrating and/or legitimately scary, possibly dangerous, and particularly specifically difficult this sort of job is.
    TL;DR thankyou for making great videos, (from obscure topics, to super popular ones you have a unique take on, reviewing popular sponsored products honestly) & im so sorry that putting up with creeps is an expected part of the job

    • @vlo4829
      @vlo4829 2 года назад +10

      I looked through the comments and didn't see ANY that I would describe as "creepy". The sexualizing comments were basically all focused around swooning over Sebastian Stan plus a few "wish the women kissed" comments.

    • @cyborgqueer
      @cyborgqueer 2 года назад +5

      @@vlo4829 Its quite possible they deleted, or edited, like I said, there were ‘just’ a couple comments.

    • @cyborgqueer
      @cyborgqueer 2 года назад +3

      Actually, I did say ‘plenty’ in my original comment, so I misspoke, I apologize. It certainly felt like a lot at the time.

    • @havtor007
      @havtor007 2 года назад +4

      For me a day later reading comments you are the creepy one

    • @Hiphop618
      @Hiphop618 2 года назад

      @@havtor007 And 2 months later the original comment is still the only creepy one I see in this comment section

  • @Amsayy
    @Amsayy 2 года назад +9

    Diane Krueger kills it every time. My crush on her when I was a developing preteen in national treasure makes me biased though.
    Edit: I also love that you present this as if you're talking specifically to Jessica chastain and Sebastian stan 😂

  • @cassieandrews8392
    @cassieandrews8392 2 года назад +4

    Its sad because the entire concept of the "355" could have made for an Incredible movie! Great potential but a missed opportunity!

  • @garrick5873
    @garrick5873 2 года назад +3

    Your Charlie's Angels review was the first video of yours that I stumbled on, and I loved it! It's what made me subscribe.

  • @moreplz
    @moreplz 2 года назад +49

    I mean 300 was a good movie but it really didnt need 55 sequels.
    At this point I feel like the magic has worn off and there is barely any semblance of the original in this one.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 2 года назад +5

      Haha, this joke entertained me more than anything happening in this movie!

    • @Lavolpeengreece
      @Lavolpeengreece 2 года назад +1

      This is a very good joke

    • @MrSchimpf
      @MrSchimpf 2 года назад

      As someone near the Chicago area I think of a suburban toll road called I-355 first for that number, so I kept thinking that rather than...this random number they came up with.

  • @marvinsanders7930
    @marvinsanders7930 2 года назад +9

    the greenscreen part makes soooo much sense. i kept pointing out that the scenes she's in look weird but couldn't figure it out!!

  • @xcherrykinsx
    @xcherrykinsx 2 года назад +17

    as someone who's fave type of character is female spy/assassin, i was looking forward to this movie when the first trailer dropped. but yeah, it was just okay. not unwatchable but i probably wouldn't watch it again. mace's character was poorly written and i definitely agree that her and marie had much better chemistry than her and nick - was rooting for them to get together in the end and was quite disappointed with their awkward goodbye.

  • @nerdynautilus5373
    @nerdynautilus5373 2 года назад +6

    28:02 For a second I thought you were going to ask if we knew the story of Darty Plagueis the wise

  • @JayJay-17
    @JayJay-17 2 года назад +5

    I remember seeing the trailer, I was like this is not giving what it wants to give. I don’t know how to explain but the trailer was just really cringey.

  • @somehighlights2851
    @somehighlights2851 2 года назад +9

    Here's what I don't get (and I didn't watch the movie). Why would you make a female action/thriller movie with actresses that don't do action? You can have Ronda Rousey, Michelle Rodriguez, Gina Carano, Rebecca Ferguson, Lucy Liu, Angelina Jolie, Zoe Saldana, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Ming-Na Wen, Scarlet Johansson, and I can keep going on and on. Is not that you don't have a big pool to dip into to make a "diverse cast".

    • @6thgraderfriends
      @6thgraderfriends 2 года назад +2

      Now I'm wondering what it would look like with Scarlett Johansson as Mace, Charlize Theron as Marie, Zoe Saldana as Khadija, Gina Carano as Graciela, and Lucy Liu as Lin.

    • @farhanrahman7119
      @farhanrahman7119 2 года назад

      True that

  • @angelawesneski5029
    @angelawesneski5029 2 года назад +14

    Agreed on all your thoughts! They could have smashed that drive SO MANY TIMES.

    • @6thgraderfriends
      @6thgraderfriends 2 года назад +3

      I was wondering that half of the movie!!! DESTROY THAT THING NOW! No? Not yet? Really?

  • @spacecat_scribbles
    @spacecat_scribbles 2 года назад +2

    I saw a trailer for this when I went to see NWH and was intrigued. I happen to like spies, especially badass female ones so it looked right up my alley. I'll probably watch it if it shows up on a streaming service I have

  • @s4dg1rl41
    @s4dg1rl41 2 года назад +178

    Let’s be honest we’re only watching this because of Sebastian Stan

    • @honeyfuckyoumoon
      @honeyfuckyoumoon 2 года назад +24

      i felt like a bad feminist cause of that ... women-lead action? no. sebastian.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 2 года назад +9

      Yep, and Jessica Chastain, Diane Kruger and Penelope Cruz!

    • @superhetoric
      @superhetoric 2 года назад +10

      @@honeyfuckyoumoon feminism is watching a mediocre pro-agency propaganda film? liberal feminism was a mistake.

    • @sophied1703
      @sophied1703 2 года назад

      @@superhetoric LMFAOOOOO WELL SAID

    • @honeyfuckyoumoon
      @honeyfuckyoumoon 2 года назад +2

      @@superhetoric ahh… can we just appreciate a joke… 🤡💅🏼

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne 2 года назад +1

    Your Charlies Angels video is what brought me to this channel!

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 2 года назад +29

    And this just proves that I made the better choice by giving my money to the Japanese anime film "Belle" instead. 😌

  • @dillbert4084
    @dillbert4084 2 года назад +7

    Went to see this movie with my family without having seen any of the trailers prior. I kept seeing videos pop up on RUclips about it being a massive SJW flop, etc. We had fun watching it. The hate for it seems nonsensical. I did watch the trailers later and thought that they were pretty badly done but it was a fun action movie. I'm not too crazy about the title. I thought the casting was great.

  • @SeptemberWits
    @SeptemberWits 2 года назад +2

    when I went to see the eternals the trailer for 335 showed and the guy I was on a date with shook his head, sighed and said “no”

  • @AerynKDesigns
    @AerynKDesigns 2 года назад +5

    I love Bob's Burgers, but I don't love Bob's Burgers enough to risk a theatre. I'd love if we normalized streaming for those of us that continue to be housebound.

    • @STORMDAME
      @STORMDAME 2 года назад

      Immune compromised so my vaccine response hasn't been great. Looks like I'm stuck with crowd avoidance and masks for a while longer. I agree. More streaming please.

  • @kevin10001
    @kevin10001 2 года назад +7

    Non of the promotional spots on tv interested me enough to want to see the movie that doesn’t mean any of the actress are bad just that the promotional spots failed to do what they were meant to do make us want to se the movie it feels like the plot didn’t make sense cause they had 2 place where the movie could have ended when they were
    “celebrating” the mission was completed but more got tacked on after with seeing the planes on tv then it could have ended right after they get the drive and finally destroy it like a ghostbusters style ending without the 2 months later thing

  • @Som1stolemycookie
    @Som1stolemycookie 2 года назад +2

    They could have written into the plot about something would happen if the drive was destroyed obviously if the guy who made it was a 'genius' he'd make multiple failsafes

  • @henny925
    @henny925 2 года назад +2

    The issue is the marketing. I never seen anything about this movie except the posters at the theaters

  • @willychefmdogo718
    @willychefmdogo718 2 года назад +5

    That mansplaining line was the last nail on the coffin to burry this movie from my consciousness

  • @elitettelbach4247
    @elitettelbach4247 2 года назад +23

    I enjoyed this movie well enough! Good cast. I really burst out laughing when Marie was like “how do you know my name” and Mace saying “we’re fucking spies asshole”

  • @hydromusic6257
    @hydromusic6257 2 года назад +3

    Legit I too wanted to watch this solely for Sebastian Stan and absolutely watched this after rewatching the Charlie’s Angels vid, girl you in my head 😌❤️

  • @terminallyelleofficial
    @terminallyelleofficial 2 года назад +10

    PLEASE REVIEW "HOW I MET YOUR FATHER"

  • @kristavaillancourt6313
    @kristavaillancourt6313 2 года назад +10

    I saw scream. I also binge watched all of the scream movies on Halloween to prep for the new scream. I have no intention of seeing the 355, sounds boring.

  • @Daaaanielle
    @Daaaanielle 2 года назад +13

    I can’t watch this in theatres so I Shall watch this spoiler filled review.
    From the start: Sebastian has done this film before lol. With Nicole Kidman.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 2 года назад

      Which movie ?

    • @Daaaanielle
      @Daaaanielle 2 года назад +1

      @@ArturGlass.C oh god. Can’t remember the name, but they are under cover agents and he literally kisses her because they are supposed to be playing a couple.

    • @kareeeeen8430
      @kareeeeen8430 2 года назад

      @@ArturGlass.C destroyer

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 2 года назад

      @@Daaaanielle they were cops not agents but yeah

  • @mariogamundi1582
    @mariogamundi1582 2 года назад +21

    The superior wlw spy movie is Atomic Blonde hands down

    • @ariannamyrie9520
      @ariannamyrie9520 2 года назад +1

      Literally certified by this lesbian here....I watched it five times, still not tired of it! Bomb soundtrack, too!

    • @miyaiekami1265
      @miyaiekami1265 2 года назад +1

      The fights scenes are also better, crisper. Like, I could feel every punch she was getting.

    • @casiecase12
      @casiecase12 2 года назад

      @@ariannamyrie9520 who's the lesbian?

    • @ariannamyrie9520
      @ariannamyrie9520 2 года назад

      @@casiecase12 Me lmao 😂😂😂

    • @NisarKhan-jm1uh
      @NisarKhan-jm1uh 2 года назад +1

      Awesome movie

  • @Cashambliss
    @Cashambliss 2 года назад +1

    You are an unsung hero these movie directors should pay you

  • @BritniAlexander
    @BritniAlexander 2 года назад +19

    You should watch The Spy Who Dumped Me. It’s hilarious and silly.

  • @sophis9453
    @sophis9453 2 года назад +2

    imma gonna watch this review after I watch the movie but at the moment I'm purely watching this movie for fan bingbing

  • @your_dad_on_vacation
    @your_dad_on_vacation 2 года назад +3

    Ok just looked this up, 355 is an angel number meaning "Right Choices". So that was kinda clever on their part,,,, if they knew it was an angel number and what it meant

    • @theeccentric7263
      @theeccentric7263 2 года назад +1

      Angel numbers are made up.

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 2 года назад +1

      @@theeccentric7263 so are actual numbers and the english language

    • @WyseWalker
      @WyseWalker 2 года назад

      @@theeccentric7263 Being made up doesn't change them from have significance, in this case 355 being a "code" for right choice. It's honestly no different than 666, 777 or other combinations such as 444.

  • @lizb7271
    @lizb7271 2 года назад +9

    The premise of the drive reminds me of the plot device of the manga/anime Jormungand. Jormungand also goes way further with the female homoeroticism.

  • @asunachan9999
    @asunachan9999 2 года назад +14

    "It wasn't as bad as everyone
    made it out to be. "
    Proceeds to criticize it for 33:13 minutes. 🤣♥️🇵🇭

  • @annefritsch8916
    @annefritsch8916 2 года назад +4

    I am not going to see it in cinemas (thanks covid), but definitely on some streamer. I was mostly interested in Sebastian Stan. Didnt have the highest hope for it, until I saw who directed it (Simon Kinberg, i.e. Dark Phoenix) and who had written it (forgot the name, but the writer of Catwoman). So no surprise that it wasn't good.

  • @samash7302
    @samash7302 2 года назад +3

    The Fan BingBing situation…OMG….

  • @nuclearseahorse
    @nuclearseahorse 2 года назад +18

    I enjoyed the movie while I was watching it and tbh I would recommend it as a movie people should watch. I think you're 100% correct in that this movie was a successful girlboss movie in the sense that they weren't good guys just because they were women, they just... were women. I never even noticed that fan bingbing was greenscreened in LOL

  • @shelbycates7
    @shelbycates7 2 года назад +26

    as someone who went to see sebastian stan. i was very pleased, he looked very pretty and had more screentime than i anticipated

    • @6thgraderfriends
      @6thgraderfriends 2 года назад +2

      Right? I was like, "Hey, he showed up in the first few minutes of this one! I don't have to wait 30 minutes in!"

  • @yellowcircle1709
    @yellowcircle1709 2 года назад +1

    Well, enough spoilers that I definitely don't need to watch it now knowing who died and turned bad and so on.

  • @teodorapetkovic
    @teodorapetkovic 2 года назад +3

    I was in that opening weekend! Do you know how many people were in my cinema? 4. Two of which were me and my friend. Honestly the movie is fine, I didn't even notice the blurred out Fan parts (maybe bc of my eyesight but it didn't bother me at all)

  • @CandygirlThe120
    @CandygirlThe120 2 года назад +1

    this movie needed a spy movie trope bingo card it was that predictable... 355 said spy movie go brrr

  • @Echa37-H37
    @Echa37-H37 2 года назад +9

    watched it with my gf. took my out of the movie when they started having typos on their English subs. Seems like a small detail, but looks like they don't even check the movie when it's done
    edit: also, not destroying it first time was stupid, they gave no clear reason as to why it should be kept safe. maybe would have been great if they were never able to get their hands on it till the end

  • @LouGuthrie
    @LouGuthrie 2 года назад +25

    I personally enjoyed the film, but I just wanted to see a popcorn action film with women in it so I wasn't too bothered by the fact it was a bit dumb. Diane Kruger was the HIGHLIGHT of the film, her playing the slightly unhinged german spy was clearly what she wanted to play. I also enjoyed the women having their downtime, Penelope Cruz was very funny in her role and I want to see her in more funny films, but Lupita's accent was IFFY at points. Idk if non british people could tell but yeah, it was inconsistent.

    • @NisarKhan-jm1uh
      @NisarKhan-jm1uh 2 года назад

      I am kind of bored of almost any prominent British characters in films nowadays have a London accent. It would be refreshing if they would have more British characters in films who have other English accents or even a Scottish or Welsh accent.

  • @Arikayx13
    @Arikayx13 2 года назад +2

    “They are turned on by their own men…” now it’s getting spicy!

  • @syndis.4421
    @syndis.4421 2 года назад +1

    saw it with some friends a couple weeks ago, still mad that they never trained the psychologist lady in field stuff smh

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 года назад +6

    I've just seen so many action movies I'm like, what's different about this one, and I just don't see what's special here. I'd rather watch Fury Road, Atomic Blonde, or The Old Guard. If I want another Charlie's Angels I'll just watch La Roux's video of I.W.o.L.

  • @samjrmusic
    @samjrmusic 2 года назад +1

    I recently watched the 355 and I must admit. I enjoyed it. Action scenes, and the pace of the movie was pretty good.

  • @izzeallerdyce
    @izzeallerdyce 2 года назад +1

    28:03 "...of darth plagueis the wise?""

  • @briggyb
    @briggyb 2 года назад +11

    In today's climate, an all woman spy thriller would have to have at least one big name. I am not saying these women aren't talented, they truly are. But we need one mega star. Male or female.

    • @WillTheGreatest
      @WillTheGreatest 2 года назад +6

      Seemed that's what they tried to do with having bigger names but I guess they werent big enough. At least half the cast was familiar to me

    • @sawlty-suite5131
      @sawlty-suite5131 2 года назад +2

      A well written story would do

    • @happythoughts3170
      @happythoughts3170 2 года назад +1

      I actually loved the actresses, but spy movies arent that loved and the 355’s story is medicore and cliche. It has great parts but not very original.

  • @meganhw-muse
    @meganhw-muse 2 года назад

    I only heard about the 355 when I saw an ad for it on Brian Jordan Alvarez's A Spy Movie on RUclips 😅

  • @ola-be8vu
    @ola-be8vu 2 года назад +1

    The only reason I watched this movie is the fact I have an cinema unlimited pass which allows me to watch whatever I want for a monthly fee. And it's cold winter so cinema is the only reason I would go out

  • @SeattleRKL
    @SeattleRKL 2 года назад +1

    Ooo do the Netflix movie Gunpowder Milkshake next!

  • @marquisehebbler9471
    @marquisehebbler9471 2 года назад +5

    On a scale of Charlie’s angels to Charlie’s angels, what would you rank this movie?

  • @jasonnames
    @jasonnames 2 года назад +1

    The change to the dynamic would have worked...but hollywood doesnt like to portrey women as the one who wants the man when they are "Strong independent women". So they chose to do something that didnt work so they can uphold the "She is strong, she dont need no man" mentality. Its in a LOT of movies now.

  • @Keyser___Soze
    @Keyser___Soze 2 года назад +2

    Lets rename this video “The Drive”

  • @notsupratim
    @notsupratim 2 года назад +4

    Lovely eye shadow, (more words for the algorithm uwu)

  • @lizabethhampton4537
    @lizabethhampton4537 2 года назад

    I'm at the 2 minute mark, I hear Diane Kruger is in this movie, and it is immediately on my to-watch list.

  • @ScoutsJournal
    @ScoutsJournal 2 года назад

    I feel like there are multiple plots happening at once that they tried to tie together and I’m so lost

  • @moviefiendz
    @moviefiendz 2 года назад +1

    Movie is has the same plot as Furious 6 and the eye. 90 percent of the comments are I didn't know this movie existed or I'll watch it on streaming. The movie bombed because no one wants to watch a mediocre movie.

  • @alancarnell2747
    @alancarnell2747 2 года назад +1

    12:33 "They are turned on by their own men". I heard that wrong the first time you said it.

  • @NisarKhan-jm1uh
    @NisarKhan-jm1uh 2 года назад +1

    Well I guess Marion Cottialard dodged a bullet by not being in this movie