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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
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GAME► Assassin's Creed Rogue
SOURCE► / @jokeskabaap
Disclaimer : DISCLAIMER: Please don't go out of your way to or hate on anyone I talk about in my videos, this channel is to entertain people and I usually focus on joking about what the people are doing not the individual themselves, please don't go spreading hate it's all for laughs
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If you are still scrolling clearly you have a lot of Free Time i can't Believe you are still reading this But if you are reading this then i guess i have to say something special right ? umm I don't know Modi is doing a good Job I guess and I am out of ideas Please stop reading now ѥ
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YT - are you 18+
Me- bachpan se
😂😂😂😂😀😀😀
@@creativearts632 ghumakar apne peeche daal de
@@pritikothadia4436 😂😂😂😂
@@pritikothadia4436 😂😂😂
@@creativearts632 Muthu bhai 🤣
😂😂😂
Main Ranveer singh ko dekhne ke baad skip ad dhoondne laga tha 😂
same here brother... 😂😂
Same
yas mee
Me bhi
Mai v Bhai socha woh ad tha😂😂😂
2:26 ... That reaction of carry 😂😂😂 Bhaisaab 🔥😂
5 saal hue iss video phir bhi majja aata hai 😂😂😂
Ryt🤭😂🤣🤣
Ha bhai
I was 12 when this video released 😭 and now I'm watching when I'm 17 this is so nostalgic
Lmao you were not even 18+ but anyways you were too brave lol
You r still not 18+ btw me too lol 😂😂😂
us bhaiiii us
I like how funny Carry was just 5 years ago. 😂 I WAS 14 back then. 😂
Same I also watch this all old video 🤣
@@guessit.2540 Kya hai bhai
11 din me 200 likes
Carry ke purane videos ab bhi chal rahe hain
I was 14 too. Those good ol days are gone huh?
@@ayushkumarsingh3038 fr buddy
I feel like i could go back in time 🥲
Jokes pe hasna nai aata, pr jab carry bolta he k isme hasi nai aayi tab jyada hasi aati he..😂🤣😂😂
1st comment 🙄
@@Vintage_AE only 1 comment 🙄
Es par video videos deko
same
xd
5th comment🙄
0:00 I thought it was an advertisement on video.
Me too. I was searching for skip add 😂😂
Cheater
@@junerainflower
LMAO 😄😂😂😂😂
Jaroori nahi bache hi bhencoo ho,,
Master bhi ..............
Meetooo
Golden days of Carryminati … His latest videos can never meet these levels
Yes
Pta nhi ab kab aayengi etni hasi
I wasn't laughing the joke .... I was laughing at carrys commentary 😂😂
Watching in may 19 2020😂
Same 😂
Me too 😊
Me too
Behen sab koi carry ke commentary pe hi Hass rhe the
"Joke bhi khud mar rahe hai "
"Has bhi khud rahe hai"
"Toh zeher bhi khud hi pi jao na"
This is so lit 🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly right 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was 17 at that time and look at his struggle and hardwork and here I am also 17 And my mom has to push me in the kitchen to wash the bartan😌🤘
😥😥😥😢
Same bro am also 17
Ye mast tha bhai😂😂😂kabhi kabhi mere sath bhi aisa hota hai, meko tamatar lane bhej dete, hai dukan se
I'm 29 and still do bartan
😀😂😀😂😂😂😀
i watched this when i was in 9th randomly I picked and watched his vid , its 2022 now in clg, I'm watching it again still I'm not getting bored imma enjoying his vid forever ,, luv u brother
0:08 abe pagal aaise duniya nahin chalatei 😂 his accent was so amazing!
Leafy- "Welcome to a brand new video on this goddamn internet"
Carry-"Tkh kaise hai aap log"
Leafy drinks bleach and carry drinks harpic.
Their disclaimers are same.
Sometimes carry's jokes are direct translation of leafy's jokes.
Leafy is also called the illumunati and this channel's name is carryminati.
But credits to carry for making this successful in india
Get a life bro
shut the Fuck Up
This Man needs a Cookie
Your profile name is awesome
Check mine tho
6:40 I almost died laughing the way he said "TUJHE KAISE PATA" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
8:45 Carryminati's line 🔥 "kya lagta hai ki ye log sex ki baat kar rahe hai, ya phir ye log sex ki baat kar rahe hai?" 🤣
2:50 😂 that carry 's voice 😂😂😂😂🤣😂
😁
The actual video is not age restricated but this roast
Me:- why youtube why ??
RUclips :- aise hi sexy lagrahaa thaa
*restricted
@@suyadtv6501 tujhe samajh mein aa gaya na
To chalo dosto mil kar original video ko bhi report kar den vo bhi delete ho jayega.
0:23 Zaher khane wali baat to such me hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:56 bilkul sahi 👏👏👏👏😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hagas or ulti ka mixture bhi uske samne janat jaisa hai @1:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4 years ago, this guy was crying over a video with 25M views.
Now he has crossed 25M Subscribers!
Motivation and Inspiration level = CARRYMINATI
SUCCESFUL = CARRYMINATI
DUPLICATE = CHINA
BEGHOD KABHI NA CHUTNE WALA = CHINA (CORONA)
Haha
Overrated 😌
@@hellodhh hnn ab hai ab carry funny nhi hai phele tha 2016 wala❤️
@@ishaanarora4721 hum hi evolve ho gye hai carry minati to ab bhi waisa hi hai
7:27 nana patekar ko rona dekhkr meri hsi nhi ruk rhi..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Legends are watching in 2024
😅😅
Us
😂😅
😅😂
hell yeah
Watching in 2020... 😂😂Anyone else watching right now....😂😂😂
JUST MEE!!!!!
@Masood King im not alone
Me
Meeee
Me
3:35 best dialogue 😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:50 bro honestly that 🐕 dog inside of you made me laugh honestly
Carry bhai boys hi nhi girls bhi 😁😁😁😁aapki videos dekhti h or me unme se yek hu 😁😁😁love you yaar
I was doing a dangerous stunt by watching this vdo without headphone 🤣🤣
Same
Same here...!🤙
Same here...!🤙
Ya all guyz Are the real niggas Dude💪🏻😎
Carry for lyf
Fu*k That skirt...
Same
It's 2020 and I am watching this 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
👍👍
No
Me too
Mee to
Ha toh kon Sha bada kaam Kiya bc
I was finding "skip ad" when the video started (watching in 2020 whoa....! Gulabi dil) 😂
Mujhe to inke jokes se acha carry ka roast aur background ka game acha lga 🤣🤣
this vid is ssly gona cross 1M views!!!!!! congrats carry:))
yup u r right
Manan shah yes dude crossed 😊
Manan shah watch deleted videos of BB ki vines, TVF on my channel
2.2
First carryminati video to hit 1 million
dandhan87 now 3M
"Ye mere andar ka kutta ro raha hain" Epic dialogue
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Bhai aaj bhi aapki video dekhta hu tension bhaag jata hai thank u keep it up bro 👍
After 4 year's 😂 ..
This is so comedy 😂😂
Carry you are the best
Bhai 520 like ke baad bhi koi reply nhi?chalo,me kr deta hoo(reply haa,galat mt samajhna😂😂)
wtf is so comedya
5 years
6year
He was 17 lmao. And this video was 18+ 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
So?
@@iamtzarsh
The under aged guy is reviewing the age restricted video.....
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@sudharanikb4331 She meant that he was roasting a 18+ vdo while he being 16-17 himself... So i asked that so what if he did while being underage.. she herself must have seen many age-restricted vdos ... everyone has
1:19 he said purana ho gya hai ye.
But he is still using it after 4 years.
Carry was so lit back in those days 😂🤣
it's 2021 and still I'm dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yess 🤣🤣
Me too 😂😂😂
Man of culture I see 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai pehchana?
Bhai 369 likes hai kharab nhi karne sorry 🥲
00:30, exactly.....25 million subs🔥🔥
37.3 million subs
The one who made this was 16 or 17 then. But the video is age restricted. Seriously, bakchodi 😂😂😂😂😂😂.BTW Huge FAN OF CARRYMINATI ❤️
Carry bhayia literally pet dukh gya Mera haste haste 😂😂😂 watching this after 5 years
I finally got to watch this video after 18 years 🙂
I really thought that the clip with ranveer Singh is an ad😂🤣
Yos
Ikr....mere saath bhi same hua tha😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
Me too
Aise logo k wajah se alien 👽 hmlog se contact Karne ki himmat nahi juta pata hai😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣tbhi india main aliens zyada nhi dikhte
Sahib hai bhai
😂😂😂😂😂
@@deepanshugupta7748 😂 bhai the disrespect
its 2022 but still i am laughing means really 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just love you carry bhi love you 🤣🤣🤣
I for real thought that that was an ad at the beginning of the video. BUT dude guy, you are really funny.
Mrigakshi Singh watch deleted videos of BB ki vines, TVF on my channel
Mrigakshi Singh rip english
Emily Fernandes why?
Mrigakshi Singh exactly
Mrigakshi Singh me too and was even finding the skip button 😂😂😂
4 years ago, he was crying over 25 million views!!
Now carry has 42 million subscribers.
👇
Milliond
It's 26 million subscribers now
Watch my video ruclips.net/video/qoFGVCtQOuE/видео.html
Milliond
@@pihutripathi3926 27
Sir I am writing this from my heart that u r one of the most finest actor I have seen. so massive respect to carryminati
I think the same Sachin Yadav. I am a really big fan of carry sir.
Oh
2:17 carryminati using Tanmay Bhat's scare crow burning clip 5 years ago and now he streams with Tanmay Bhat everyday
Hey Carry... U ARE EPIC MAN... DUDE PLZ DON'T STOP
yup
abe.. mera nam bhi dhruv hai :P
dono hilao fir ek dusre ka 😂
I am also from India !!!
Check my channel 😅😂👍🏻
i thought its an ad at the beginning lol it made it 10x funnier
the hulkbuster haha yea😆
Me too
you are superb bhai.... no one can compete you
you are superb bhai.... no one can compete you
Watching in lockdown 😂
Main bhi😂😂😂
Bhai ne meri gand Mari...😂
Same here bro 😂😂
Me bhi
Same bro😂
The way you said "zeher bhi khud hi pi jao na" 😂😂😂
6:46
Seriously yaar...maii khana kha rahi thi aur carry ne wo santa wale mae line boli...tauba tauba saara mood kharaab ho gaya.
BTW, I love your videos.
Awwww
Abey saale😂
carryminati.. u make me laugh. , when i m having anxiety issues😁
Me too
⚠️Warning- Wearing Headphones is a must⚠️😂
Yes you're right😂😂😂
No connected it to MEGA BLUETOOTH SPEAKER 🔊
NAH I'M WATCHING WITHOUT EARPHONE,HEADPHONE,BLUTOOTH E.T.C.(END OF THINKING CAPACITY)
R8😂😂
Then why is age restriction label given???🤣🤣🤣
Wo din bhi kya din thae
Carry k video se nostalgia aara h
I feel so old 🥲
2019 11th Feb......Still Miss Your This Types Of Old Videos.....😔😔😔
I know you Jayeeta ?
this is the best video....
😫😭
He live streams pubg and other new games now
Yh kiski video h!?
There was a time when Carry cried ranted about 25 million views and now he has 25 million subscribers!
After 30million :)
Watching this video in 2021.u r legend ❤️
One who watched the whole video without skipping front or back is a living legend😋😋 aunty ko aisa karke dekkar carry ka gala bait gaya😂😂🙆🙆
8:05 nera nam Ajay hai🤣😂😂😂😂😂bhot hard🔥🔥🔥
00:01 I thought it was an add I was looking for skip button...😁
Same 😂
@@notyourtype1345i was exiting and playing it again!
i am watching it after 5 years...and same expression 😂
Me after 7 years 😭😂
Legends are watching after 5 years
5:28...😂😂🤣🤣well said👏
Hero Alom's cameo was the best part of this video 😂.
4:15 TAG THAT FRIEND😁😁😁😁
Carryminati maza aa gaya Video dekh kar 👍🏻🤩🤭 Aise Logon Ko aise hi Hona chahie 👍🏻
One million ! Congrats buddy ! Keep up the awesome work!
Wow
That movement when carry says "ye inki khud ki krtoot Hai."" 😚😂
8:50 best part 😂😂😂 dying laughing
1:39 her makeup was so cacky n tacky.. 🤮
ugly make up 😑🤢
Who else.. is watching it in lockdown🤣🤣😅🤣 nd the commentary of carry is killer🤣🤣🤣
shnaya sharma mee 🤚🏻😹
Bhai feeling hai 😁
Main 19 may
Sept, 2018
7.5M views
NJ Rocks Assam 7.6
GroundVolcano23 7.7 M now
NJ Rocks Assam
Up in
I m also frm Assam
After 5 years 🤣🤣🤣 you are legend bro 🤣🤣
3:29 emulator lagging while playing god of war XD
Mohit is like jack from Unbox Therapy.
yes
EXACTLY
+GamerMcMuffin lol hahaha
jack is either a tripod or a camera lmao
right
carry bhai congo for 1st 1MN views
Lol so the person who makes joke laugh but his audience don't when carry makes a joke millions of people laugh
Love you carry Bhai❤️
0:24 Ahaaan!!! What explanation will Carry have for this, NOW!!?? 🤣🤣
#25MILLION
3:56 bb ki vines made same joke in new video
I love AC Rogue. Just love the morals in the story.... hi5! Please reply bro!!! I have the whole series. Make a fun montage!!!
+RUDY '03 lol no
RUDY '03 i love ac but lol no
RUDY '03 u
RICK patel dt
RICK patel
It’s 2022 and I still i am dying laughing 🤣 🤣🤣
I thought it is an advertisement at the start!
😂
me 2😂
same
same
Me too
me too
No one:
50% comments: wHo eLsE iS wAtChIng iN lOcKdoWn
Amii?
Omg armyyyy
Found four armies 🥺💜🤭
Armiiiii💜💜💜💜💜💜
Like u🤣
First when that Ranveer Singh ad came, then I thought that it is an ad ....... But afterwards I realised that it was a part of
the video😂😂😂😂
Khel Kabbadi ....me too
Right yr
Every single second of this video was funny as fvhk😂😂😂🔪
Seriously 🤣
i thought their was a ad in begning without skip button hahaha
Mai bhi
Multipath
@Abhishek Pandeyhi
Hi
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔💔
Carry was saying for 25 million views but now he has 25 million subs ❤️
Now he has 30 million subs😅💋
Now he has 33 million
I was watching it at night at 11:05 and meri hasi to control nhi hori thi and my family members was like kyu has ri h itna and i said sandeep Maheshwari ki videos dekhri hu and he is telling something funny and they said ohk 😂😂😂🤣
Soooo funny 🤣🤣😂😑😒☹️
V gud aacha juth tha...😂😂
Mom- meri beti doctor bnegi
Dad- meri beti Engineer bnegi
.
Le beti - ......
Sandeep sir RIP
@@addysagar 😂😂😂
Are bhai ye bol rhi hai bhais ki taang 😂😂😂😂😂🤩🤩
Kon-kon headphone use kr rha tha bhai...mai to turant vol kam kiya😂😂
Was
Mai nhi kar rha bro
Yass
Dimag m dhamaka Ho gya forn yrr
Kaan fatt gaya mera. Mai carry ko galiya dai raha tha
6:22 zeher bhi khud pii lo😂
25 million and carry start beating table😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:34 best part
"Iss seen main Nana Patekar ko hamare liya rona hi padega..".😂😂😂😂😂.. love u carry 💖💖 (ẞimrana)