Or say "Oh man, he was just like that with my sister. I just hope he doesn't abandon you after you give birth to marry his side piece like he did with my sister."
That would have been the thing to say had the woman not liked the name Sarah. If she didn't like the name and insist upon naming her daughter that, the whole revenge plot would have fallen through.
The lazy kid when she realizes saying out loud she stole designs from companies and blaming it on the one who uses it as it as inspiration doesn’t work: *MEGA SUPRISED PIKACHU FACE*
... except it isn't. A disease is a disease because it is opposed to the normal functioning of the human body. Reproduction is part of the normal functioning of the human body.
@@HighAdmiral small issue, cancer is in fact entirely your own body doing something it shouldn't, and its not infectious but I wouldn't call it a disease either, its where some number of your cells become damaged past the point of working properly but instead of dying which is the best case it functions just enough to reproduce or reproduce uncontrollably and can also spread to other systems and interrupt them. Pregnancy however is similar to none of these because its literally how reproduction works and every pregnancy is different, the issue was the tumor which of course the cheating deadbeat didn't realize or care, I'm surprised the guy even went to the birth if he was literally just going to skip out, who knows but clearly some people just want to be a burden
@@BersealiaDreamheart A friend of mine has a huge scar on her face because some kid lost to her at marbles. The kid took a broken marble and slashed her across the face with it. I also saw a leprechaun once, true story.
You think that's bad? I had to review a lab report of a pretty difficult topic (precipitation hardening for those curious) and found out that they copied some sentence word for word, they didn't fit in their writing style, they didn't fit in the text structure (difficult to explain but imagine pasting a copied sentence right into your premade text without any word editing and you'll hopefully get what i mean) and the explanation was shoddy, vague and not enough (because well they didn't copy the whole segment in which it would have worked) and failed to understand it because they didn't understand the topic completely. Now why did i instantly notice the plagiarizing? Because it were sentences that I myself had written...they copied my work and presented it as their work...to me. They had to redo the experiment a year later and were lucky with that as i didn't report them to my higher up.
I had a husky/golden retriever born on Valentines, his name was Valentino but shortened to Tino. On his head, his hair made the shape of a heart and we thought it was absolutely adorable.
PotatoTornado I mean like a bit of hair that is leaning a different way and doesn’t go along with the flow with the rest of his head so can make out the outline of a heart on his head. No matter which way you brush it with your hand the heart is still there.
I'm so glad the judges in the first story made it a point to talk about the real-world repercussions of Jane's plagiarism. That's something a lot of schools fail to talk about. In an academic setting, plagiarism gets you an automatic zero for the assignment, an automatic zero for the course as a whole, and possible suspension or expulsion from the school. But in the real world, plagiarism can get you sued, leaving you out thousands or even millions of dollars. On top of that, it leads to a loss of your reputation, your job, and being blacklisted by the industry, meaning no one will ever want to work with you again. How do I know this? Because my parents once commissioned a piece of artwork (several game fish in a lake) from an artist in Northern Wisconsin, the artist made prints of it with my parents' permission. Another "artist" saw one of those prints, bought it, added one minor detail (a fisherman on a boat) in the background, and started selling it as his own original piece. My parents discovered this edited print while shopping at a store in the area a year later. My parents very nearly sued the guy, but opted not to (although I think they should have, as it was their original idea being stolen). I don't know if the artist my parents commissioned the work from ever sued, but we never saw that edited print sold ever again. So either the guy was sued and was forced by the court to stop selling the clearly plagiarized work, or was threatened with legal action unless he stopped selling it. But the original piece hangs proudly on our living room wall, above our piano.
That first kind of revenge would’ve been instant and explosive, but could’ve just given him the opportunity to run away and do it all again, hurting his wife in the process. This kind of burn is deep, and will fester and bother him for a long time. The best part is since he’s kept it all a secret himself, he won’t be able to explain why he doesn’t like the name without outing himself. It makes him even more of a bad guy if he reveals his hand, but he won’t, because he’s a spineless ass. Instead this revenge forces him to shoulder it. This 4D Chess revenge. There is literally not a better option.
Brad Hicks There’s not a better option for revenge, but the new wife deserves to know what she’s married to. This is cruel to her because she doesn’t know she was the other woman. She unknowingly named her daughter after a woman she is unaware her husband cheated on with her. This man is a terrible spouse and will be a terrible father.
WRONG! He did this perfect. She will find out about sara i wont to know what happens when she finds out here daughter shares the name of his ex. More impact then just letting it out. The torture will last.
@@thornvolkov7426 Itll eventually come out about what he did, and while it may hurt the mom to know she named her daughter after the woman her husband cheated on, she can always get her name changed just like ops nephew did.
I’ll shed a light on the korean system. There’s a visible divide between poor and wealthy. Boss and employee, the teacher receiving blackmail money to pass a student is quite common, people in higher positions usually know each other and can ruin your life, if the teacher didn’t accept the money he’d be out of job and he would probably not work in the same industry as they’d believe in the chairman more than the teacher, probably the teacher was fed up but couldn’t do anything but help the student who wouldn’t get as much in trouble as he would. The chairman chewing him out in front of everyone, is actual really common behavior in korean business set up as the higher ups prefer when the underdog takes the sole blame for the bosses mishandling of stuff.
Interesting background info, thanks for that! Never knew that was how it generally goes in Korea but it doesn't sound too different from anywhere else, because let's be honest. The bosses always want to stay blameless 😅 Completely yoinked tho, the whole bribery thing. Actually all of it but what can be done eh?
@@TipTheScales27 just like in america we all know the higher ups im business and government are corrupt, that doesnt mean you can show it publically. if you asked anyone about rich donors getting their kids into a college almost every american would say it is obvious that is how it works. yet when proof came out people wanted all of those kids expelled.
RSlash in front of the microphone: *calm and relaxing while doing making tones of entitled idiots* RSlash when hes at the back of the room: *THAT GUY SUCKS*
I’ve been to quite a few concerts, and love to yell “La Cucaracha!” out when they do the “song requests”. Usually gets a laugh out of the crowd, and one band *actually* played it - which was even more hilarious when understood that this happened in the early 2000’s at a grunge/punk rock show. Moshing to La Cucaracha is equal parts fun and funny.
I went through several predictions when Jane showed up. First: OP is going to gush about his nephew, and then casually mention what happened with Paul. Big blowup and divorce follow. "Jane is heavily pregnant": They're going to chat about the experience, and OP is going to relate Sara's experience and, again, casually mentioning Paul's name. Same outcome as before. "Looking for a unique name": He's going to suggest Valentina, which Jane will bring to Paul, and will lead to an argument where the truth comes out. Blowup, divorce, etc. "What about Sara?": Same outcome as before, just with a different name. I don't know if I like Paul suffering in silence more or less than him losing his side chick, but it was still a satisfying ending.
The sara one is way more simple and more painful to Paul. A bad haircut can always be fixed. The memory of your baby being named after your ex is permanent
I thought OP was going to tell the new wife everything and destroy his marriage but that was a pretty wholesome ending. And, I'm sure the wife will eventually find out or the husband will have to constantly deal with the guilt and agony in silence. Serves him right.
Damn that hysterectomy story hits way to close to home, my dad was so stupid and refused to take my mom to the hospital for an infection in the area and ended up no longer being able to have kids for it. All because he was to lazy to take her to the hospital, just like he did for the cat we had that died because of him.
I love how you just hear him from the other end of the room just yell Yes and No. I’m so glad I was listening to this episode without headphones and just doing something else as that just made if funnier
I love how you go the extra mile. Sound effects, going across the room, echo effects for being on a mic. Puts you far above the other reddit readers. ☺
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun Yes is the time of year for the year to get this year done and get it done and get the new update on the next update and then again soon I wanna get the way you to collect money and then go learn to get a new year to make it better and then it’s a good game to play and it is a good game to play with your enemies
As someone who used to work in the rock music industry, I still think it is hilarious every time someone yells Freebird! Any time my friend's bands played, **I** was the one yelling "Freebird!" in the audience. Hell, I laughed as soon as I heard it on this video. lol There could be an actual story behind it, but from what I understood, the humor comes from the fact that people would yell for the original band (Lynard Skynyrd) to play this song that was very popular on the radio only to get a 15-20 minute long live jam version that got real old, real fast. O.o
5:03 I love how the revenge it two fold First get rid of a lazy student with "daddy's money" 2 get rid of her chairman dad who was potentially imbeciling the school for personal pleasure and blackmail.
That story about Freebird reminds me of Portal's devs being absolutely disgusted, annoyed and mentally damaged by all the people telling them that "The cake is a lie".
That really sucks for the mom. Imagine if you agreed on a name and while your getting surgery your so forges your signature and names you baby somthing else.
As someone who was born on a holiday, let me say....it SUCKS! I never get birthday presents. When I was a kid, my parents would do this thing where they would say give me a box of crayons for Christmas and a crayon sharpener for my birthday. Never got presents until I was old enough to buy them myself.
Band: You want us to play our stuff again? Audience: Yeah! Band: What about the guy who yelled Freebird? Audience: That guy sucks! That guy *proceeds to shrink into his seat* 😂😂😂
I don’t get the free bird story, how is someone yelling this at concerts annoying ? I’m from France, and we definitely don’t have something similar here, may someone explain that ? 😉
"Freebird" was a hit song for Lynyrd Skynyrd, a US Southern rock band. It became customary for the front man to ask the audience what they wanted to hear, and for the audience to yell "Freebird!", and this exchange made it onto the live version, which radio stations would play. It was known for going on and on in concert (hence the reference to the 16 minute version in the story).
well free bird would be agitating to hear after a whilelike after you hear something too much you wouldnt like it very well and the band thing but even if it wasnt then this would be a valid reason
Last story: see I thought the bad haircut first but then when she brought up jane being pregnant I thought she would bring up "some jerk who skipped out on her friend" and slowly bring it to pointing to her husband.
5:19 I can almost hear the exact conversation between OP and the professor. P: I know she stole your work and I'm having trouble with the chairman. OP: well I have an idea to get her back. P: hmm, maybe I could help with that. OP: what do you get out of this. P: I get an opportunity to bury that wheezle of a chairman, so what's the plan. OP: okay I have another booklet with designer patterns, I'll let claim it as own then.... ..... .....
for the first time in months that i recognize the thumbnail you used. the girl is from a kpop girl group called f(x); yes, a math related symbol. the girl's stage name is Luna.
My brother, not named after anything related to Valentine's day, was born on Feb 14, and he absolutely haaaaaates it. So I absolutely congratulate the mom for thinking of her child first, and not the odd birthday, and the rest of the family that thought it was so great need to pull their heads out of their asses.
At the end of year gig at my college somebody yelled "Freebird" at one of the groups... turns out they'd learnt to play it out of pure spite and immediately started playing it
I'm so proud that the last OP didn't mess Jane's hair up, she would've been a victim for no reason. And I predicted Valentina but she did soooooo much better.
never mess with someone who is in the art depARTment especially if it’s someone who takes their art very seriously you will *Suffer the ultimate wrath of amazing boss music And beautiful art*
@@SillyRamen Free Bird is a song written by the rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1973. It's about 11 minutes long and the second half of the song is just one big guitar solo. While at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert it would make sense to yell out "Free Bird" because you are telling them that you want them to perform that song. It somehow became a sort of meme to yell out "Free Bird" at other band's concerts.
@@shireads2954 Jane doesn't even know about her man's other life,she's in the dark on it all,so it does make sense not to lay the revenge on him *using* her aggressively.
I yelled when I heard the Freebird thing. Ronnie VanZant (late lead singer of Lynyrd Skynyrd) was my dad's ex father in law. My two sisters are his grandchildren. And I'm here, watching rSlash. Funny how life works out.
Something about rSlash yelling "Freebird!" at a distance from the microphone hits differently
Edit: NEVERMIND, THE "that guy SUCKS!" TAKES THE CAKE
Yes
Yesterday was a very familiar way to get the people to come to the earth and get the dogs to get the stuff out of the water
Rslash really goes the extra mile for his videos.
Nothing can top "HI, WELCOME TO US BANK" from a distance in one of his other videos (I think it was an r/maliciouscompliance one)
Kennedy O'Sullivan agreed, I love that one
I love he goes across the room to scream "free bird" I died.
I just imagined him teleporting across a hallway to say it, the teleporting back to his chair.
The funny part for me was when he went across the room and yell "that guy sucks" :P
@@Alexisgotvids Fr😂💀
@@Alexisgotvids I died during that part!🤣
🤣🤣🤣
“And who’s seated before me but Jane, Paul’s wife”
The same Jane who got expelled from fashion school for plagiarism?
Oop
imagine
The exact same one.
Just what i fought😂
what is this, a crossover episode?
“What about the guy who yelled free bird?” “ That guy sux” lmao gold 🤣
is funny because in my country ' ( france) a freebird is more a compliment than a insult
“I hope he doesn’t leave you when your daughter is born, again”
Or say "Oh man, he was just like that with my sister. I just hope he doesn't abandon you after you give birth to marry his side piece like he did with my sister."
"oh, so he'll have 2 kids then"
or "Awesome! Congratulations! Now my nephew will have a (half) sister!"
That would have been the thing to say had the woman not liked the name Sarah. If she didn't like the name and insist upon naming her daughter that, the whole revenge plot would have fallen through.
Imagine being Rslash's neighbors hearing him yell "Free bird!" to himself at odd hours of the day.
FREEBIIRDD
Birds are government drones the charge on power lines
Lol. As I read this he yelled it.
Neighbors: "You want us to play Freebird?"
I'd honestly give him "FREEBIRD", I also heard full on 16 minutes of it is in style so 🤷♂️
Jane: "Their not mine, it's from Grace!"
Did she....just expose herself? She is incredibly rich, not mentally though. XD
Desperation causes you to immediately find a scapegoat. Even if that Scapegoat is a deeper hole.
@@doggone12ify Very well said, dude.
They're*
@UnknownDarkDragon
Um, no. Not either one. The apostrophe is required.
XD
The lazy kid when she realizes saying out loud she stole designs from companies and blaming it on the one who uses it as it as inspiration doesn’t work: *MEGA SUPRISED PIKACHU FACE*
"I didn't copy the design from major fashion designers. I copied the design from a fellow student." Yeah, that's... not a good defense.
@@dx1450 exactly
Paul: *Gets any sort of non-infectious disease*
Karma: "Your body is built to do this, surely it can't be that bad".
Paul: *surprised pikachu face*
What do you mean non-infectious disease?
@@donnyshields4450 A disease that isn't the result of an infection. For example an autoimmune disease, dementia or cancer.
... except it isn't. A disease is a disease because it is opposed to the normal functioning of the human body. Reproduction is part of the normal functioning of the human body.
@@HighAdmiral small issue, cancer is in fact entirely your own body doing something it shouldn't, and its not infectious but I wouldn't call it a disease either, its where some number of your cells become damaged past the point of working properly but instead of dying which is the best case it functions just enough to reproduce or reproduce uncontrollably and can also spread to other systems and interrupt them. Pregnancy however is similar to none of these because its literally how reproduction works and every pregnancy is different, the issue was the tumor which of course the cheating deadbeat didn't realize or care, I'm surprised the guy even went to the birth if he was literally just going to skip out, who knows but clearly some people just want to be a burden
R/slash: “That guy sucks!”
Me: WHEEZE
First story: "But I didn't plagiarize the companies, I plagiarized a fellow student!"
Good defense...
R Nickerson from the idiots perspective it’s “I didn’t plagiarized the company! A fellow student did it!”
Yeah, about as sharp as a marble.
@@BersealiaDreamheart A friend of mine has a huge scar on her face because some kid lost to her at marbles. The kid took a broken marble and slashed her across the face with it. I also saw a leprechaun once, true story.
Daniel Avino thanks for that story, now, the news.
You think that's bad? I had to review a lab report of a pretty difficult topic (precipitation hardening for those curious) and found out that they copied some sentence word for word, they didn't fit in their writing style, they didn't fit in the text structure (difficult to explain but imagine pasting a copied sentence right into your premade text without any word editing and you'll hopefully get what i mean) and the explanation was shoddy, vague and not enough (because well they didn't copy the whole segment in which it would have worked) and failed to understand it because they didn't understand the topic completely. Now why did i instantly notice the plagiarizing? Because it were sentences that I myself had written...they copied my work and presented it as their work...to me. They had to redo the experiment a year later and were lucky with that as i didn't report them to my higher up.
I loved how he said
"FREEBIRD"
With an echo
He went across the room to say it
@@TheOutlaw2847 yeah
And doing the singer's voice to sound like a microphone on stage. Dedication
I love the mic he used.
FREEBIRD!!!
I had a husky/golden retriever born on Valentines, his name was Valentino but shortened to Tino. On his head, his hair made the shape of a heart and we thought it was absolutely adorable.
Inagami Kun its a blessing
My dogs name is tino too but we named him after the pizza rolls
that's incredibly precious
This comment wants me to have a dog even more
PotatoTornado I mean like a bit of hair that is leaning a different way and doesn’t go along with the flow with the rest of his head so can make out the outline of a heart on his head. No matter which way you brush it with your hand the heart is still there.
“She was pregnant with Paul, her boyfriend of four years.”
Sis you gotta rephrase that
This kind of phrasing is a big joke in English classes, where this comes up in every single grammar test.
Wait what
Oh no
@@anido-4703 pregnant, boyfriend, yeah no
lol
I'm so glad the judges in the first story made it a point to talk about the real-world repercussions of Jane's plagiarism. That's something a lot of schools fail to talk about.
In an academic setting, plagiarism gets you an automatic zero for the assignment, an automatic zero for the course as a whole, and possible suspension or expulsion from the school.
But in the real world, plagiarism can get you sued, leaving you out thousands or even millions of dollars. On top of that, it leads to a loss of your reputation, your job, and being blacklisted by the industry, meaning no one will ever want to work with you again.
How do I know this? Because my parents once commissioned a piece of artwork (several game fish in a lake) from an artist in Northern Wisconsin, the artist made prints of it with my parents' permission. Another "artist" saw one of those prints, bought it, added one minor detail (a fisherman on a boat) in the background, and started selling it as his own original piece. My parents discovered this edited print while shopping at a store in the area a year later.
My parents very nearly sued the guy, but opted not to (although I think they should have, as it was their original idea being stolen). I don't know if the artist my parents commissioned the work from ever sued, but we never saw that edited print sold ever again. So either the guy was sued and was forced by the court to stop selling the clearly plagiarized work, or was threatened with legal action unless he stopped selling it.
But the original piece hangs proudly on our living room wall, above our piano.
I would have dropped the hint to Paul's new wife that "The mother of his other child didn't have such a problem free pregnancy..."
Chomas Thesterson yeah, but then the name wouldn’t have happened and he’d never be reminded of his ex every day.
That first kind of revenge would’ve been instant and explosive, but could’ve just given him the opportunity to run away and do it all again, hurting his wife in the process. This kind of burn is deep, and will fester and bother him for a long time. The best part is since he’s kept it all a secret himself, he won’t be able to explain why he doesn’t like the name without outing himself. It makes him even more of a bad guy if he reveals his hand, but he won’t, because he’s a spineless ass. Instead this revenge forces him to shoulder it. This 4D Chess revenge. There is literally not a better option.
Brad Hicks There’s not a better option for revenge, but the new wife deserves to know what she’s married to. This is cruel to her because she doesn’t know she was the other woman. She unknowingly named her daughter after a woman she is unaware her husband cheated on with her. This man is a terrible spouse and will be a terrible father.
WRONG! He did this perfect. She will find out about sara i wont to know what happens when she finds out here daughter shares the name of his ex. More impact then just letting it out. The torture will last.
@@thornvolkov7426 Itll eventually come out about what he did, and while it may hurt the mom to know she named her daughter after the woman her husband cheated on, she can always get her name changed just like ops nephew did.
Just imagining rSlash's wife when he's screaming freebird.... lol
@PlasmaEnergised yah😂
@@C_asik_2 when
@@MdSahil-kd9gw For quite a while. I can't think of a time when he hasn't.
"Wtf honey?"
i am a loaf made from bread I do, thank you very much.
I’ll shed a light on the korean system. There’s a visible divide between poor and wealthy. Boss and employee, the teacher receiving blackmail money to pass a student is quite common, people in higher positions usually know each other and can ruin your life, if the teacher didn’t accept the money he’d be out of job and he would probably not work in the same industry as they’d believe in the chairman more than the teacher, probably the teacher was fed up but couldn’t do anything but help the student who wouldn’t get as much in trouble as he would. The chairman chewing him out in front of everyone, is actual really common behavior in korean business set up as the higher ups prefer when the underdog takes the sole blame for the bosses mishandling of stuff.
Interesting background info, thanks for that!
Never knew that was how it generally goes in Korea but it doesn't sound too different from anywhere else, because let's be honest. The bosses always want to stay blameless 😅
Completely yoinked tho, the whole bribery thing. Actually all of it but what can be done eh?
Then I’m confused why the president’s wife getting her daughter into a prestigious university was so protested.
what :c
@@TipTheScales27 just like in america we all know the higher ups im business and government are corrupt, that doesnt mean you can show it publically. if you asked anyone about rich donors getting their kids into a college almost every american would say it is obvious that is how it works. yet when proof came out people wanted all of those kids expelled.
Preach it sister, I've never heard truer words.
RSlash in front of the microphone: *calm and relaxing while doing making tones of entitled idiots*
RSlash when hes at the back of the room: *THAT GUY SUCKS*
Just imagine if instead of "Sara" OP had proposed "Valentine"
Valentina.
That’s what I thought was gonna happen
i love when he does that far away yelling 😂😂
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@@revengeprod.4528 Wait how did you reply 36 minutes ago to a comment that was made 18 minutes ago?
ruclips.net/video/SGUTqWxhb0c/видео.html 10 hour version of freebird is up XD
the fact that rslash walks to the back of his room to yell 'freebird' really makes you appreciate his effort
a true madlad
Lmao
The school stories are my favorite on reddit. I think we’ve all had that teacher or classmate that we wish to get revenge on.
Insane Diary soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water
@@revengeprod.4528 Dude stop it is so crappy you will never be successful
Revenge Prod. N trying to self promote. I know how to look at links, so I am not clicking on it. I will lose brain cells, I can just tell
@@justsomepandawithinternet Ok, I know it's annoying when someone does that but that was unnecessary
@@revengeprod.4528 I don't get why its called water though might want to think of different names....
“That guy sucks” XD killed me.
I’ve been to quite a few concerts, and love to yell “La Cucaracha!” out when they do the “song requests”. Usually gets a laugh out of the crowd, and one band *actually* played it - which was even more hilarious when understood that this happened in the early 2000’s at a grunge/punk rock show. Moshing to La Cucaracha is equal parts fun and funny.
Artemis Kitty (Plays La Cucaracha on a car horn)
I went through several predictions when Jane showed up.
First: OP is going to gush about his nephew, and then casually mention what happened with Paul. Big blowup and divorce follow.
"Jane is heavily pregnant": They're going to chat about the experience, and OP is going to relate Sara's experience and, again, casually mentioning Paul's name. Same outcome as before.
"Looking for a unique name": He's going to suggest Valentina, which Jane will bring to Paul, and will lead to an argument where the truth comes out. Blowup, divorce, etc.
"What about Sara?": Same outcome as before, just with a different name.
I don't know if I like Paul suffering in silence more or less than him losing his side chick, but it was still a satisfying ending.
Suffer in silence, definitely!
I thought OP was going to suggest the first child's name too.
The sara one is way more simple and more painful to Paul. A bad haircut can always be fixed. The memory of your baby being named after your ex is permanent
I was expecting that history would turn out to have repeated: Paul started having another affair shortly after Jane became pregnant.
rSlash shouting from across his recording room is possibly the funniest thing in these videos.
I though op in the last story was gonna tell Jane everything about her husbsnd
Grae Ender I want to know what happens when the new wife finds out about the child support
I thought OP was going to tell the new wife everything and destroy his marriage but that was a pretty wholesome ending. And, I'm sure the wife will eventually find out or the husband will have to constantly deal with the guilt and agony in silence. Serves him right.
Damn that hysterectomy story hits way to close to home, my dad was so stupid and refused to take my mom to the hospital for an infection in the area and ended up no longer being able to have kids for it. All because he was to lazy to take her to the hospital, just like he did for the cat we had that died because of him.
I'm sorry for you and your mom
Omfg I’m just picturing rslash in the corner of the room yelling “free bird!”
In this mental picture of yours, is he holding a lighter in the air?
He is in mine.
Me too lol
@@stickiedmin6508 I honestly did not think this could get better but you made it better bless you
@@katietaylor1438
♥️👍
6:58 the audience portrayal was brilliant
Juan Anariba soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water
Revenge Prod. STOP
O h y e a h F r e e b i r d !
Legends Says
"F R E E B I R D"
Aero Shenlan soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water
FREE BIRD
f r e e b i r d
Pregnancy... people would ask my wife, "Do you want a boy or a girl?" She'd reply, "I just want it OUT!"
That “Free Bird” took me right back to that scene in the Rust-Eze tent.
Ka-chow
Fun fact: no viewer knows if there are puppy bloopers.
you don't know why I wanna this app I gotta say I am not gay for you and that is the reason for you bruh
You don't know why I wanna this app I gotta say I am not gay for you and that is the reason for you bruh
Bold words for someone with the name that someone took from a windows error
Wow there is 2 reply at the same time
Wha!?!
No dislikes yet, so Jane didn't find the video yet.
Lovuschka soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water
Jane's made seven accounts (as of now).
@@Megablueforce 13 at my time of viewing
@@kendrickbohringer9584 17
Welp Jane Made 22 Accounts As Of Now
from across the room
"WOOO YEA FREE BIRD!!"
i lost it xD
“That guy sucks!” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣🤣🤣 I can only imagine what his wife thinks when she hears him yelling like that.
I love how you just hear him from the other end of the room just yell Yes and No. I’m so glad I was listening to this episode without headphones and just doing something else as that just made if funnier
I thought OP would suggest the name Valentina or something for Jane's daughter.
Yeah same, which would’ve definitely got his attention as well, but either way that guy deserves to be reminded in some way
@Kim Yo Jong's Sandwich you have common sense
“Free bird” and “HI THERE, WELCOME TO U.S BANK!” Are the best. Best
when you said sara was pregnant with her boyfriend, i understood that she was to to give birth to him :D
Strange soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water
@@revengeprod.4528 Man I don't remember asking strange huh
Me, too. I was hoping this wasn't a case of having a Greek god family tree.
Though I suppose they could've named the boy Rex, after...y'know.
@@mongmanmarkyt2897 I guess it's the guy who produces the song or publishes it or something.
My thoughts, too! XD
I love how you go the extra mile. Sound effects, going across the room, echo effects for being on a mic. Puts you far above the other reddit readers. ☺
Professor: i really hate that blackmailing chairman
OP's Friend: the chairman's daughter stole my work
Professor: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
Kinda looks like it runs in family, doesn't it? With the family ruining other people lives to get what they want.
God I just love that story
She's rich financially but she's not rich mentally
I can smell the roast from Spain...
You think if she was majoring in fashion she'd keep up with it
I guess you can say that fashion
*puts on sunglasses
*isn't her fashion*
Or morally
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun Yes is the time of year for the year to get this year done and get it done and get the new update on the next update and then again soon I wanna get the way you to collect money and then go learn to get a new year to make it better and then it’s a good game to play and it is a good game to play with your enemies
*Rich girl steals my homework!*
So i made her pay for my homework in court :)
Why Am I Here? soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water
Why r u here? :(
"That guy sucks!"
FLOORED
As someone who used to work in the rock music industry, I still think it is hilarious every time someone yells Freebird! Any time my friend's bands played, **I** was the one yelling "Freebird!" in the audience. Hell, I laughed as soon as I heard it on this video. lol There could be an actual story behind it, but from what I understood, the humor comes from the fact that people would yell for the original band (Lynard Skynyrd) to play this song that was very popular on the radio only to get a 15-20 minute long live jam version that got real old, real fast. O.o
i love how he actually yells across the room reading the 2nd story
7:03 has me actually dying from laughter. The sheer faux-joy he manages to put into his voice for that moment is amazing and I CANNOT stop laughing!!!
5:03 I love how the revenge it two fold
First get rid of a lazy student with "daddy's money"
2 get rid of her chairman dad who was potentially imbeciling the school for personal pleasure and blackmail.
Nobody:
Rslash:
People in the comments: I WAS FIRST STOP LYING 😡
Everyone: ; - ;
no actually
everyone: NO ONE CARES
Everyone: ruclips.net/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/видео.html
technically, rslash is always first.
I wrote frist as a joke because there wasn't any view and it was posted for 6 seconds
@@zekromtrainer1222 shut up
That story about Freebird reminds me of Portal's devs being absolutely disgusted, annoyed and mentally damaged by all the people telling them that "The cake is a lie".
16:04 My younger brother was born on July 31st, so every time it's his birthday day I say "happy birthday, chosen one, you're a wizard"
The first one sounds like it came straight out of a Korean soap opera.
You know what’s absolutely hilarious? The girl in this video thumbnail is a K-pop star. 🤣
Mythic Sosh YES it’s perfect.
Ok, did anybody else think that baby was gunna get named Valentina or something?
Her mother won't let it to be that
That really sucks for the mom. Imagine if you agreed on a name and while your getting surgery your so forges your signature and names you baby somthing else.
Am I the only one who watches the galaxy in the background and doesn't get anything from what rSlash is saying
Yes
A5 dissociating game
Yes
I’m sorry, that’s a galaxy.
Classic human
@@justanothergalaxy8379 disappointed in you. you could've brought earth alien goth girl gfs but you didn't
As someone who was born on a holiday, let me say....it SUCKS! I never get birthday presents. When I was a kid, my parents would do this thing where they would say give me a box of crayons for Christmas and a crayon sharpener for my birthday. Never got presents until I was old enough to buy them myself.
Yeah, the first story is a clear case of ”an enemy of my enemy is my friend”
Band: You want us to play our stuff again?
Audience: Yeah!
Band: What about the guy who yelled Freebird?
Audience: That guy sucks!
That guy *proceeds to shrink into his seat* 😂😂😂
8:57 it took me a moment to realize that Paul wasn’t the baby 😂
I don’t get the free bird story, how is someone yelling this at concerts annoying ? I’m from France, and we definitely don’t have something similar here, may someone explain that ? 😉
"Freebird" was a hit song for Lynyrd Skynyrd, a US Southern rock band. It became customary for the front man to ask the audience what they wanted to hear, and for the audience to yell "Freebird!", and this exchange made it onto the live version, which radio stations would play. It was known for going on and on in concert (hence the reference to the 16 minute version in the story).
jjohnston94 thank you so much for explaining the backstory to this!
Pareil j'avais rien pigé xD Je cherchais ce com
it doesn't help that freebird is a very long song. i've seen some shows where they'll have 5 minute guitar solos and just stretch the song out
well free bird would be agitating to hear after a whilelike after you hear something too much you wouldnt like it very well and the band thing but even if it wasnt then this would be a valid reason
“That guy sucks!” yelled from across the room made me laugh at my desk at work, thank you for that r/slash ❤️
9:29 I am born on July 4th and I love the free birthday fireworks. :)
So both Grace AND the professor got revenge? It’s a two for one special! 🙌
I really thought in the last story he was gonna tell her to name her baby Valentino
Last story: see I thought the bad haircut first but then when she brought up jane being pregnant I thought she would bring up "some jerk who skipped out on her friend" and slowly bring it to pointing to her husband.
I really wish they woulda done that
5:19 I can almost hear the exact conversation between OP and the professor.
P: I know she stole your work and I'm having trouble with the chairman.
OP: well I have an idea to get her back.
P: hmm, maybe I could help with that.
OP: what do you get out of this.
P: I get an opportunity to bury that wheezle of a chairman, so what's the plan.
OP: okay I have another booklet with designer patterns, I'll let claim it as own then....
.....
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Lol that first story: Throwing OP under the bus thinking that she's going to get away with it by admitting she hadn't even done the work!
i thought the hairdresser was going to recommended the name Valentina
for the first time in months that i recognize the thumbnail you used. the girl is from a kpop girl group called f(x); yes, a math related symbol. the girl's stage name is Luna.
9:54 My name is Valentino
My brother, not named after anything related to Valentine's day, was born on Feb 14, and he absolutely haaaaaates it. So I absolutely congratulate the mom for thinking of her child first, and not the odd birthday, and the rest of the family that thought it was so great need to pull their heads out of their asses.
At the end of year gig at my college somebody yelled "Freebird" at one of the groups... turns out they'd learnt to play it out of pure spite and immediately started playing it
Is that Luna from F(X) 😂 in the thumbnail
*dies in “HELP ME I CANT OPEN MY EYES IN **6:00** IN THE MORNING”*
Perfect way to start my birthday thank you R slash for the best present ever
Happy birthday!
Ransom Notes THANKS!
Have a wonderful birthday!
Trippy Siren Thanks just turned 16 I get my lisence tomorrow
Hope you dont lose that licence tomorrow itself
I'm so proud that the last OP didn't mess Jane's hair up, she would've been a victim for no reason.
And I predicted Valentina but she did soooooo much better.
I would shout freebird just on the off chance that this happens. That was a killer joke.
10:03 in this story I can’t imagine puking nearly every day i have near infinite respect for anyone who gives birth
Concerts after that: *FREEBIRD!*
Crowd: *Dog-pile punch-fest the person*
me: *wakes up* * sees rslash released a video*
me too: *watched the moment i can*
Misheel Olsen soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-water
"Nooo!" "yeah!" "That guy sucks!" Had me choking on my water, so funny!
take your first like my friend
Instead of FREE BIRD...
How about FRIEZA!!!!
LOL 😂😂😂
never mess with someone who is in the art depARTment
especially if it’s someone who takes their art very seriously
you will *Suffer the ultimate wrath of amazing boss music And beautiful art*
You’re not first. Go away.
The much mentioned “Free bird” is at 5:47
"That guy sucks!" I was DYING 😂🤣💀😅
You have the restraint of a saint! If I had been the one in that hair salon I would have told her everything!
I yelled "Freebird!" at a concert once.
This was at a Skynyrd concert though.
*You are pure evil* 😈😱
F R E E B I R D
Honestly, it’s driving me crazy. What the heck is freebird and why is it yelled at concerts?
@@SillyRamen Free Bird is a song written by the rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1973. It's about 11 minutes long and the second half of the song is just one big guitar solo. While at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert it would make sense to yell out "Free Bird" because you are telling them that you want them to perform that song. It somehow became a sort of meme to yell out "Free Bird" at other band's concerts.
Ngl you nearly had me! 😅
Who else wishes he told the wife that they were the homewrecker
That would be enacted revenge in the wrong person. She doesn't deserve to have her life ruined.
@@shireads2954 Jane doesn't even know about her man's other life,she's in the dark on it all,so it does make sense not to lay the revenge on him *using* her aggressively.
8:20 THAT GUY SUCKS! made me laugh more than it should have
I almost stood up and cheered at the outcome of the first story. Excellent resolution.
I yelled when I heard the Freebird thing. Ronnie VanZant (late lead singer of Lynyrd Skynyrd) was my dad's ex father in law. My two sisters are his grandchildren. And I'm here, watching rSlash. Funny how life works out.
Me listening to rslash with head phone while phone in my pocket
Me: enjoying, vibin.
Ad: imma ruin your day :)
This comment is underrated...the struggle is real.
Do you know that Add means Adding somthing
I think you meant Ad
@pim nuesink
@@goblin6037 fixed
@@ChazDragoon ikr
Isn’t that what the Podcast version is for?
Is that Luna in the thumbnail? lol
Me : *watching everyone in the comments argue over who's first *
His vouce acting for the audiance and the singer at the microphone though...
Its spot on.
Don’t ever name your kid Valentino. Hazbin Hotel fans will never let you live it down