This is the same exact reason i shave my legs, pits and yes. Even the head and eyebrows. You don't want non of this fuck. You've never seen such hiyai sugoi speed-desu let alone 2 lazer beams going full grindcore
Hipper is so flat even glowworm bounce off her after trying to ram 10/10 waifu She's also tanky because the graf spee and deutschland is busty so it's pretty hard for them to bounce off shell while hipper, you know how it is :3
5:35 Oh boy shields get real important when the boss throws out heavy damage shells like taihou in w13 because it blocks all shells that travel in a *flat* trajectory
i started playing Azur Lane when i saw Kizuna Ai plays in JP server back in 2017. I was suppose to go casual on it and prolly quit after a month or so but then they drop the first KMS Event and when I got Admiral Hipper, I fell in love with her and I become a hardcore Azur Lane player
Oathing Admiral Hipper was one of the more satisfying achievements in Azur Lane and her Memory (secretary quest) as well. As is true for Shouhou as well, you are closer to their hearts as well. Thanks a lot for the video! 🙏❤️✨
Big ups on keeping this series going Zero, it really has kept getting better as times gone on. Super looking forward to the upcoming video on the Battle Monitors as well, the are interestingstory's. Would be nice if you could work in a little bit about the fate of their namesakes; sorry, I'm really trying not to give away any spoilers here. Thanks for the interesting and funny content and the historical tie-in's. 👍👌🔥
It’s kinda weird from a historical perspective considering spee and her sister were from the 30’s and had 283 main guns as opposed to the 40’s hopper with 203s. She should be more tangy which she is, and lose on firepower which she does. But I’m order to not be unusable, spee and her sisters need to be better in some way. Just a weird perspective
Thanks for your thoughts on Admiral Hipper as well as the comedy in this video Hawk. I am looking forward to Erebus and Terror's thoughts review video as well as Sinano's as well. Great timing Hawk as we now have Admiral Hipper permanent and available through grinding in the DC event in the war archives.
I had a guild buddy who tried so hard to get her this week, poor bastard eventually had to get her from medal shop today. Meanwhile I was getting dupe Hippers left and right, but he got the Tirpitz I was wanting so I guess that's a fair trade.
the only main gun shells shields don't block are from main fleet ships, which are clearly telegraphed. Every time time he says shields don't block main gun fire it makes them sound so much worse than they are.
I just want to understand. Just when you are able to express your thoughts about Roon? Just because she is in the yandere trio doesn't mean you should be scared of her. LoL :P
Yea. Unless you wanna feel the true anger from her if you decide to make her angry. I don’t even wanna imagine what happens if she does hit you with a frying pan if you make her mad.
Now we just need Blucher, Seydlitz, and Lutzow to complete the collection. And if there are some who say they shouldn't be added since two of them were never finished let me just say... Amagi, Kii, and Tosa. - This message brought to you by the Church of the Double Autoloader -
I heard about a tea from the Dragon Empery, that caused a flat girl to gain bulges that makes the Illustrious-class, Taihou, FDG, and Kashino look flater than a cutting-board.
@@Hawk2zer0 Awesome, they were cleaning house there, and i was literally just considering weather to MLB mine. they looked like they really performed well
The problem with Admiral Hipper is she falls foul of no one saying during her design stage Stop! Hang on, does this design make any sense anymore, does this design have a purpose any more, do we actually need to take a clean sheet look at this, do we actually need to think this through
@@Hawk2zer0 well lets look at our lovley roster of what i would know We have: -Saint Louis(The innocent cinnamon roll holy knight not R34): whos dose her own lighting mc queen impression with a attack power so high that if you get hit by it you'll get konosuba ep.1. -Monarch(A.K.A The Poor girl who needs huggies and Attention😢) King George the V: Who are you? Monarch: Im you but better. -Neptune(Maid at Day Goddess at Night) Phinoex But Blue with a pichfork. And Last But Not least. -Roon: *Insert Subhuman from Dmc5* most importantly the 😈🎸🎶!!!YOU CANNOT KILL ME I AM OMEGA YOU CANNOT KILL ME I AM SUBHUMAN!!!!!!🎶🎸😈 So Yeah a pretty good trade off for them giveing a middle finger to luck lol😂🤣
Actually I did check into this a bit. The anglo-saxon pronunciation of her name does go Sphay (of which many American and English speaking people use) However, a good number of Germans use Spi. Fortunately, both have become accepted.
@@Hawk2zer0 I stand corrected! I didn't know this and all the naval history channels I watch all say Sphay so I definitely learned something new today!
![[DUB] Azur Lane, but only when Hipper is on screen](/img/1.gif)
Hipper may be lacking in "certain areas", but she holds a special place in my Fleet
She is flat tho
@@alazakhar6109 and tsundere
@@mathewthedimensiontraveler2655 that's the good part about her
One of my first ships :D
the sassy girl that will cut your heart and turn you into Davy Jones if you make her mad.
She's not flat...
She's hydrodynamic...
HYDRODYNAMIC
This is the same exact reason i shave my legs, pits and yes. Even the head and eyebrows.
You don't want non of this fuck. You've never seen such hiyai sugoi speed-desu let alone 2 lazer beams going full grindcore
@@phosallphosphor-us-death-e3966 guess shaving my eyes wasn't a bad idea after all...whathef.ck
Just as note on Muse Hipper, she's more toward the offensive side slightly due to changed skills
Hipper is so flat even glowworm bounce off her after trying to ram
10/10 waifu
She's also tanky because the graf spee and deutschland is busty so it's pretty hard for them to bounce off shell while hipper, you know how it is :3
Ehm...flat armor is easier to penetrate XD
@@ThatGuyOrbypenetrate..? 👀
@@zurawrdesulmao
5:35 Oh boy shields get real important when the boss throws out heavy damage shells like taihou in w13 because it blocks all shells that travel in a *flat* trajectory
Prince Eugene and roonhave better shields
Coudnt agree more. There are some bosses that fire lots and lots of Aux type shells that hit hard.
I see what you did there...
Boo !
Bad joke xd
I FLATlined when I saw her video. Pretty stoked to see more of these
Admiral Hipper's video can be summed up by absent torpedo bulges and _Huh?!_
A _well rounded_ video, if you will ;)
Great, another trip to the emergency room for frying pan related injury 😃
@@AaronScottLawford BONK
after 9 years in development
hopefully it will be worth the wait
Worth the weight
"For those who ask where i will put on Roon on the spectrum..."
Silly you, ROON is the spectrum
Prince Eugene: )
Roon: D
Hipper: l
Lmao
wait thats is wrong
prinz should be : )
while hipper : |
@@darknessterra9953 ok
Nah, hiper is ( . Not even l
8:55 I just see “incest Portland x Indy”. wtf 😂
Room 4, that's all explanation it needs when you are from Avrora.
Attempt No. 2
I'd like to add the Hololive ships to the request list!
Roon is located *a b o v e* the spectrum
I thought she *Was* the spectrum.
@@MrMustang1945 oh shit you're right
i started playing Azur Lane when i saw Kizuna Ai plays in JP server back in 2017.
I was suppose to go casual on it and prolly quit after a month or so but then they drop the first KMS Event and when I got Admiral Hipper, I fell in love with her and I become a hardcore Azur Lane player
Chests are temporary.
*Thighs are eternal.* Long live Hipper!
Oathing Admiral Hipper was one of the more satisfying achievements in Azur Lane and her Memory (secretary quest) as well. As is true for Shouhou as well, you are closer to their hearts as well. Thanks a lot for the video! 🙏❤️✨
8:28 "well rounded"
Ummmmmmmm
Great. A third trip to the emergency room for a frying pan related injury 😃
Big ups on keeping this series going Zero, it really has kept getting better as times gone on.
Super looking forward to the upcoming video on the Battle Monitors as well, the are interestingstory's. Would be nice if you could work in a little bit about the fate of their namesakes; sorry, I'm really trying not to give away any spoilers here.
Thanks for the interesting and funny content and the historical tie-in's.
👍👌🔥
Prinz : Hella lewdable and you will enjoy doing it.
Hipper? : Yea... You might lose ball of two maybe...
When Hipper was a teenager she was a chuuni that used to wear an eyepatch and purple cloths...
It’s kinda weird from a historical perspective considering spee and her sister were from the 30’s and had 283 main guns as opposed to the 40’s hopper with 203s. She should be more tangy which she is, and lose on firepower which she does. But I’m order to not be unusable, spee and her sisters need to be better in some way. Just a weird perspective
Thanks for your thoughts on Admiral Hipper as well as the comedy in this video Hawk. I am looking forward to Erebus and Terror's thoughts review video as well as Sinano's as well. Great timing Hawk as we now have Admiral Hipper permanent and available through grinding in the DC event in the war archives.
You know its scary
if Hipper and Eugen have their designs and personalities swapped
oh god no
I had a guild buddy who tried so hard to get her this week, poor bastard eventually had to get her from medal shop today. Meanwhile I was getting dupe Hippers left and right, but he got the Tirpitz I was wanting so I guess that's a fair trade.
Part of me though you'd use the Polaris CG to segway into covering her Muse variant...then again, they're somewhat the same but with different skills.
"heavy cruiser" - ah yes, a flat heavy cruiser. makes sense
Tsundere, Blonde , flat is there anything else to say?
(Nice video as always senpai)
Accept yourself for who you are and what you are even if you're flat :)
Without her, i wont have my wife Roon. So i am grateful toward her
the only main gun shells shields don't block are from main fleet ships, which are clearly telegraphed. Every time time he says shields don't block main gun fire it makes them sound so much worse than they are.
Admiral Hipster the turtlebaka armor
Edit: im pretty salty about Shinano....
Is there any release date for the following videos?
I just want to understand. Just when you are able to express your thoughts about Roon? Just because she is in the yandere trio doesn't mean you should be scared of her. LoL :P
From all the "yandere" Roon is absolutely and without a doubt sociopath
more like the right term for Roon would be yangire
the one thing i learned form this video, Never make HIPPER Angry esp when she is armed with a frying pan..
Yea. Unless you wanna feel the true anger from her if you decide to make her angry. I don’t even wanna imagine what happens if she does hit you with a frying pan if you make her mad.
As a great character once said, "not pettan!!!!!"
What ship is in the frontmost (right) position on the vanguard at 2:28?
Reno
I am glad Hipper is flat so I can keep her closer to my heart.
All I heard was a buch of Huh's
Them: How tf did u even get bonked?
Hawk2zer0: It's... complicated
Hipper is a "Flight deck chest"
Edit: im suprised she wasn't a carrier since i bet a plane would be capable of landing on that chest
Add to the To-Do List: Prinz Heinrich!
Now we just need Blucher, Seydlitz, and Lutzow to complete the collection.
And if there are some who say they shouldn't be added since two of them were never finished let me just say...
Amagi, Kii, and Tosa.
- This message brought to you by the Church of the Double Autoloader -
To make KMS fleet reliable you need a lot of support from other KMS ship like Leipzig and Bismarck....
Yeah, they all work really well together!
Huh?! A Hipper video? Well, I guess I could watch this. N-not like I was going to watch it anyway, or nothing.
She is definitely a great waifu,maybe the best for some. What a lovely Tsun~ Tsun~ Dere~
Admiral H(UH)ipper: flat and salty personality
He really can't stop making jokes about her chest 🤣
ah yes the ship that is flat enough to be an additional aircraft carrier
I heard about a tea from the Dragon Empery, that caused a flat girl to gain bulges that makes the Illustrious-class, Taihou, FDG, and Kashino look flater than a cutting-board.
Random question, but are your Erebus and Terror MLB?
yes. both are MLB and should be around lvl 80 w/ maxed level skills
@@Hawk2zer0 Awesome, they were cleaning house there, and i was literally just considering weather to MLB mine. they looked like they really performed well
ah yes, the one and only Admiral Hyperventilate
Hipper is so flat she can be converted into a carrier
I would say the deutschland class would flatten her but that implies not being flat in the first place
"HAAAAAAAHHHHHHH????!!!!!!!!!!"
Well Hipper did help Glowworms crew when she sunk.
I took a look at the list and could we please get cygnet (retrofit) and her sister ships comet (retrofit) and crescent (retrofit)?
nice timing! i just got her from the war archives. i'll use her to grind for Mainz
she aint only lacking in chest area, she also lacks in skin area...
Doesn't lack in the in-real-life ship sinking count of more than 20 (two of them enemy destroyers)
I love the frying pan jokes.
Hipper really deserves a retrofit
The problem with Admiral Hipper is she falls foul of no one saying during her design stage
Stop! Hang on, does this design make any sense anymore, does this design have a purpose any more, do we actually need to take a clean sheet look at this, do we actually need to think this through
Every time Hipper smiles...a puppy dies.
Are gonna do a South Dakota video?
Man, you're lucky she only used a frying pan to bonk you, instead of using her ribs, I mean, main gun
3:03
Yeah. That's right.
Apologize immediately
So she really doesn't fall flat, huh?
Rick designed her chest, True Leveled Morty's.
ruclips.net/video/-MwCJpEuC44/видео.html
Its ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED ADMIRAL GRAF SHPAY, NOT SPEE
Both work. One's more natural, the other is the accepted Anglosaxon pronounciation.
surfboard-chan is the best.
When will we get blucher
Ah yes... Good ol' Admiral HUH?!
6:42 Yeah. We know your Gacha RNG
Me seeing this: wait where's my indianapolis i wanna make a tanky vanguard :v
Hipper = Flat chested Asuka with guns and torps.
Aww was hoping you would have included gamma idol hipper.
You can say Admiral Hipper has a _Flat_ deck
**Dead**
PORTLAND IS COMING UP! I can wait!
May you please do Z2 ive had her for a bit and wonder where she fits in.
Pair her with z1 and ull be fine
@@raulvincentrodriguez6905 should i also include Z23 ?
Hipper : you piece of trash get out of my sight
Me: *Retire's her* Done
So pretty much the moral of the story is.
My Friend: So do i use pirnz or hipper.
Me: *RoOn*
I mean...PRs *should* win over everybody...save for oil cost xD
@@Hawk2zer0 well lets look at our lovley roster of what i would know
We have:
-Saint Louis(The innocent cinnamon roll holy knight not R34): whos dose her own lighting mc queen impression with a attack power so high that if you get hit by it you'll get konosuba ep.1.
-Monarch(A.K.A The Poor girl who needs huggies and Attention😢) King George the V: Who are you?
Monarch: Im you but better.
-Neptune(Maid at Day Goddess at Night) Phinoex But Blue with a pichfork.
And Last But Not least.
-Roon: *Insert Subhuman from Dmc5* most importantly the
😈🎸🎶!!!YOU CANNOT KILL ME I AM OMEGA YOU CANNOT KILL ME I AM SUBHUMAN!!!!!!🎶🎸😈
So Yeah a pretty good trade off for them giveing a middle finger to luck lol😂🤣
@@james8981 The lack of Ibuki saddens me, she is also a massive cinnamon roll as well.
@@Hawk2zer0 well i was only able to say the ones i would know sorry if i left out one of your favs my mans lol🤣
It's pronounced Grad Sphay, not spi ...
Otherwise! Great video!
Actually I did check into this a bit.
The anglo-saxon pronunciation of her name does go Sphay (of which many American and English speaking people use) However, a good number of Germans use Spi. Fortunately, both have become accepted.
@@Hawk2zer0 I stand corrected!
I didn't know this and all the naval history channels I watch all say Sphay so I definitely learned something new today!
HUUUHHHH, what do I see here???
Hah?!? Nothing to see here....
9:05 chat....
Oh hey, Asuka
Still dont have her
Don't give up! I'm sure she'll visit you soon!
huh spam incoming also dat intro tho #dontbulihippah
More flat than the t34's armor
He...He said Spee. In the Wrong wayyyyy qwq
I actually did not...
Both Sphay and Spee are accepted.
Sphay is the Anglo-Saxon pronounciation of the word.
I've always heard it Sphay, never really heard it Spee
Either way, good vid
@@spinaljuice4596 I went and did some research on it, and found that 'Spee' is more common, whereas more native English speakers say 'Sphay'.
Don't worry flat is justice
Huh?! I thought we all agreed that flat is justice?
Nope
Huh? Hipper's time?!
Cutting Board
Images you can hear
Cough cough yorktown I mean what
*gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp
*_HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!?!?!?_*
That ending... haha
are we just gonna ignore the chat at the end
lol...room 4 in a nutshell
Wow you two are hitting on each other but with hipper she'll hit you literally with a frying pan well good luck
Nice
We need the shark sisters next