I've followed this channel for the last 2 years at most, and this is the first time I've seen your face! Gotta say you look much younger than I imagined, given all the knowledge you carry!
It's amazing how young clive looks.. Like even without the died hair, but with it you really can't tell his age. It must be all the labor/staying busy!
ya my wife yelled he stole it from her and I explained he's got me by at least 5 years I think she love's the Manx club crew too she is a sucker for slightly portly men with beards, I would fit in well I think my ancestry is pure English sadly, America used to be an ok place to be from not so much anymore. We got too fat off the destruction of ww1 and 2 left the USA as the only one to make everything gave us a head start "the American way" and now everyone is caught up and many have passed us by in creation of goods, and the Americans of today just expected it to keep going forever and now they are learning they are going to have to earn a place in the world. America is not dead it just has a pus filled boil it needs lanced.
As a guy with a long isolation COVID beard right now, this is an excellent tip to trim up! I've had some mask fitment issues and this will help get a better seal.
2 things 1. Didnt expect this video on your channel but happily watched it. (Also didn't exactly expect you to look like that, part of the fun of youtube) 2. Those are the most amazing shears I've ever seen. It looks like they got a close shave on one pass, absolutely remarkable.
I've trimmed my own beard and hair for several years now. I was impressed by how fast an how cleanly your electric trimmer seems to work. Any brand/model recommendations. Do you find that beer helps the process?
I started using hair clippers on my beard a few months ago because they were on my desk from a previous hair trim... Cut through without any effort. But probably a bit big if you want to do anything other than clearing the entire field. For reference, I'm one of those lazy guys who shaves every month or so when it starts getting itchy and annoying, and just hack it all off and start again.
If it had ever seen one of BC's video, it prob thought it was gonna be ripped apart and it's entrails be desoldered and spread across the table as if it was an episode of Saw meets Nightmare on Elm street
Today is Friday, August 7th, 2020. It's 9:51 PM in Aracaju, SE (Brazil) and I'm watching a man shaving part of his beard while giving a tutorial about the same thing. Man I love my youtube recommendations...
“Shove your beard in a funnel” is NOT something I expected to hear anyone saying today... Good old Sir Clive, bucking the norm for the betterment of mankind. Bravo kind Sir!
SA Yeager same here, mine are supposedly a good brand but they can’t even manage my head hair unless I’ve just washed and dried it, that’s why I wanna know! Also, I own a funnel! ;)
Maybe he wasn't talking about efficiency... Maybe he was saying that when engineers shave they need the help of a the clergy. Did Clive have an offscreen, ordained *_officiant_* to assist him? As to your spelling assumption, I'm not so sure about that. Ukers, Kiwis, and Stray'ns seem to be getting along ok... As far as I'm aware they haven't started spelling water as "watuh," bear as "beah," building as "beuwding," cold as "coe-d," clerk as "clark," and lava as "laver."
@@Jmoneysmoothboy You're possibly going to start dating real girls in what looks like the far future; and no offense buddy, but are you really in a position to be telling girls to go away?
@@iambiggus A swing and a miss haha you know what they say about assumptions ;) I'm kind of worried about you because you felt the need to specify "real girls" but hey it's 2020 and animation has come a long way so if that's your thing more power to you. Personally I would think if a 14 yo girl were to watch a big Clive video it would be more like this one ruclips.net/video/mcDgOGC5Lcc/видео.html
I'm more stunned that he was able to get through his beard with that tiny trimmer. I trimmed my beard back in February (I live in a hot climate), using a trimmer designed for haircuts, and the thing would "choke out" if I pushed it more than 1/2 inch at a time. I had to push it a tiny bit, blow the hair out of it, push it a tiny bit, etc.. It still took several minutes to get down to goatee and sideburns. I've got the Redwoods of hair follicles! ;-)
Total genius!!! Finally a "life hack" that's actually useful. For your hair, a cooking pot would be the traditional method. Not sure if you want to go for that look though :D
@@carlosadanmendezgarcia3618 "cisgender" is a scientific term with a specific meaning. "Normal" is not rigorously defined in any way, and thus does not serve as a definition for cis.
I thought this was a piss take , but was so impressed I ran out to the garage to find a funnell and try it . Now I feel a bit sick and dizzy , i picked up the one i use to put petrol in the lawnmower ...
LOL I just happend on this Vid and Loved it My Fave line "Not much to say cuz i have a FUNNEL OVER MY MOUTH " Thank you for making my morning Clive !! Cheers
Maico Maico Oh, so that’s why. Thanks! I knew there had a reason why I spent almost 3 minutes watching Cline cuts his beard. He now has almost 100k views and over 1000 comments just for this act. It is a new world for me. And why am spending my time commenting? I just don’t understand this new life style that I am just now joining. Hummmm. This COVID-19 lockdown is driving me nuts.
@James Boosting the numbers for... Fear? Financial incentives? Who knows.... Anyway, boosting the numbers doesn't make it not real. It's real alright.... Just not anywhere near as big of a problem as certain Chinese paid people make out.
@James If you want a Dr. explanation on this watch Dr. Mikes honest fact check on Doctor Fact-Checks PLANDEMIC Conspiracy. ruclips.net/video/TWpjc1QZg84/видео.html at 10:33 he talks about Covid and death certificates. He also points out the comparisons of death rates. Not everything is Covid, but yes if you have covid and die you do get counted in the covid tally. You would also get counted in the heart attack tally.. The Cancer tally.. ect.. if those were part of your conditions at the time of death. Any and all of them could be factors in the death of the person.
From wizard to history teacher
The transformation is uncanny
Why can't it be both? :D
the historian wizard
*chemistry
Eduardo Rodrigues from Gandalf Lotd of Te Ring to Harry Potty
Glad you're getting in to the speedrunning community. Just so you know, one generally includes a timer onscreen when uploading a run.
Maybe i dont get the reference, but i also got here from a speedrunning video. whats the connection?
@@DeagleGamesTV He shaved his beard really fast
Beard trimming RTA
Is this an any%??
@@_R_R_R I don't think so, considering he didn't use the flamethrower strat.
Sorry, I was too distracted by what looks like a lifetime supply of solder on top of the bins.
This.
@TechnoZombie Whenever I find solder at yard/estate sales I snap it up for the same reason. Not to mention the low low prices.
Maybe some people's lifetimes; That's probably a week or two's worth for BC 🙂
He bought it cheap from someone throwing it out. It was a once in a lifetime deal sort of thing.
Captain Ameri-clive: The Winter Solder
Imagine recording this and finding out the camera wasn't on
Just reload the quicksave.
My heart dropped reading this lol
Imagine watching this video and finding out your comment was deleted .
Lmfao😂🤣😂
I just imagined it and it was hilarious
That was the fastest goatee shave ever! I can't wait to see the funnel he uses for his head! :D
Would look like Tinman sporting a goatee.
Speedrun goatee runs when?
A strainer would be better.
sideburn% speedrun
So long as he doesn't get a video sponsored by manscaped and tries using the funnel trick for that one too!
Me: why the hell would RUclips think I want to see this?
Also me: watches whole video in amazement
xD
Most underrated beauty youtuber. Are you planning on making an OnlyFans?
39.99 a month is still worth it
Plot twist.
It's not his face or his head.
🤢😉👌🤣
Wow you just got 100 likes! Congrats
I mean im sure he got cakes
Oh, I hope so!! *claps excitedly*
That was pretty awesome, lol
Beard art coming soon?! 🤔
Uhhh hello there!
Lol Bobby’s here now?
Bobby Duke Arts Hello there.
idk why but I find your comments in one of every 3 videos I watch
For some reason this is one of those videos that you only expect to be coming out in the middle of the night.
I think it did, check the time difference
I'm literally watching this at 1AM, so I agree.
Wife: Why are you taking our funnel into the bathroom with no pants on?
Me: I need to try something...
lmao
o h n o
@@RiggedDynamo *o h y e s*
@@OlaAremu *H O HO HO*
I laughed a little too hard and a little too long!! People are now staring!!
That works magnificantly, hilarious to boot. Unlike the bowl haircuts, this is super effective.
It did work amazingly. I was surprised as fast as he shaved and it did look fine. I am thinking I need a goatee funnel.
Hey bowlcuts are quick and very affective at getting you laughed at.
I 'm just waiting for the Bigger Funnel he was gonna put on his head 🤣 😅 😁
I never understood bowl haircuts, is that just the name or people really use bowls for that? I'm genuinely curious.
@@MiGujack3 Yep People really did use a bowl to cut hair and some still do
"winter beard"
took me almost a year to grow about 3 inches
takes me about 4 months to grow 3 inches and then theres people out there who can grow 6 inches in that time lol, I guess we are all different
Eduardo Goncalves you guys are getting facial hair?
Mario Ghio Neto I feel your pain lol
@@marioghioneto1275 😂😂😂 wtf
@@eduardogoncalves4159 yeah, mine too just 3 inches. But my beard's really really thin😑
The reappearing act of your beard as you pull the funnel away was truly awe inspiring.
Barbershops *hate* him!
See how he achieves a perfect goatee with this one weird trick.
Been down those marketing rabbit holes lately, eh ?
@@1995yuda Only every day
@@leafleap I hope you make money off this shit man because it destroys your f soul!!
Underrated comment :D
And actually not clickbait
RUclips: Wanna see a viking trim their beard?
Me: Only because it’s Big Clive.
Don't be ridiculous, Vikings didn't have funnels ;)
@Butter Ball They stored them on the outsides of their helmets when not in use.
this guy: trims beard using funnel
half a million people: interesting...
i was looking for this comment, thank you
BRUH LMAO FUNNY 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😭 😅 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😭 😅 🤣 😂 💀 😆
To be fair, it’s the first time I’ve seen this guy’s face after hearing his voice hundreds of times.
I first thought this was the RUclips algorithm being random. Imagine my surprise when it was actually Big Clive being random instead. Cool trick.
AshGTE its based off of channels you are subscribed to and the type of content you watch
I've followed this channel for the last 2 years at most, and this is the first time I've seen your face!
Gotta say you look much younger than I imagined, given all the knowledge you carry!
didn't even know you'd dyed it all, when I saw thumbnail I was like who tf is this
honestly tho i had to look up a pic of him online and i was just like "did he age backwards??"
It's amazing how young clive looks.. Like even without the died hair, but with it you really can't tell his age. It must be all the labor/staying busy!
new dye who dis?
@youschtube I imagine regular hair dye works
@youschtube There are apparently various brands, Just For Men seems to be a popular one. Otherwise just normal hair dye I would think.
Just when you think the Internet has show you everything along comes a beard in a funnel video.
Someone with a bear and funnel fetish just had the best time.
Is that a.. Ok nvm 😂
C-can confirm.. 😏
Yeah, you go ahead and try that on a bear.
ya my wife yelled he stole it from her and I explained he's got me by at least 5 years I think she love's the Manx club crew too she is a sucker for slightly portly men with beards, I would fit in well I think my ancestry is pure English sadly, America used to be an ok place to be from not so much anymore. We got too fat off the destruction of ww1 and 2 left the USA as the only one to make everything gave us a head start "the American way" and now everyone is caught up and many have passed us by in creation of goods, and the Americans of today just expected it to keep going forever and now they are learning they are going to have to earn a place in the world. America is not dead it just has a pus filled boil it needs lanced.
...someone wanna explain to railspony what a "bear" is?
'cause I don't wanna.
"No going back now"
That's how I shave, too
Hahahahahaha!!
Is it only me who finds bigclive's voice so soothing??😀
Why I instantly subscribed... also he is a freakin genius!
The problem is the the voice doesn't match the person so I can't stop thinking about it
I fall asleep to one of his videos every night!
No Pajeet we all like it
He reminds me of billy connolly 😂😂
Magnificent!
nice to see you here!
Let's go scam baiting some big clives
Can we have a makeup tutorial next? I need help getting the perfect smokey eyes.
Expect a cardboard cutout and spraypaint.
And then the funnel?
Years and years of soll-der smoke!
indeed NOT soder ;-)
Use a smoke machine. Which can be any machine, if you use it wrongly enough.
As a guy with a long isolation COVID beard right now, this is an excellent tip to trim up! I've had some mask fitment issues and this will help get a better seal.
2 things
1. Didnt expect this video on your channel but happily watched it. (Also didn't exactly expect you to look like that, part of the fun of youtube)
2. Those are the most amazing shears I've ever seen. It looks like they got a close shave on one pass, absolutely remarkable.
I was gonna comment “A great way to get a bad look!” but you actually pull it off. Kudos! 👏
Due to the nature of your channel I was genuinely waiting for the clippers to blow up! Nice job though!
Now let's take the clippers to bits, using the vice of knowledge, reverse engineer the charging circuit, and check the mAhr rating of the battery. :-D
No alcohol. No explosion containment pie dish. No disassembly of the clippers.... Who is this guy?
This isnt electroboom...
This has become my standard method to trim a goatee... Thank you so much!!!
I thought this was a joke at first but it actually works really well!
I have seen lots of techniques, and products for this, but yours is definitely an original take on it.
At first I was like "oh it's not too bad".
Then I noticed the shirt hid the other 90% of it. 😅
It started out hilarious and ended amazing! What an awesome technique!
I've trimmed my own beard and hair for several years now. I was impressed by how fast an how cleanly your electric trimmer seems to work. Any brand/model recommendations. Do you find that beer helps the process?
I noticed the same. That trimmer is very effective.
Same , Tell us what you're using clive. Sick of tears from tears.
I'm curious too!
I started using hair clippers on my beard a few months ago because they were on my desk from a previous hair trim... Cut through without any effort. But probably a bit big if you want to do anything other than clearing the entire field.
For reference, I'm one of those lazy guys who shaves every month or so when it starts getting itchy and annoying, and just hack it all off and start again.
Looks like a Wahl or an Oster; these are pro-level hair clippers. Definitely *not* Poundland stuff!
Those clippers/trimmers were beast, I'm impressed.
Guy shaves his beard and that's it. Still the best channel on RUclips
It’s big Clive and he is one of the best
Why am I watching this I don't even have a beard in the first place
The Comedian lmaoooooooo
Can you imagine the look on that beard trimmer's face when the box opened on day one and Clive looked in.
Either horror or delight...not sure.
LOL, cue the Muppet theme.
@@_Piers_ I suppose it now has the finest medical care available to any home appliance.
If it had ever seen one of BC's video, it prob thought it was gonna be ripped apart and it's entrails be desoldered and spread across the table as if it was an episode of Saw meets Nightmare on Elm street
@@ColinRichardson That was funny 🤭😂
The funnel goatee shave is genius! love it. keep up the great workclive!
The funnel made my mind visualize what you would look like without a beard
the horror !
Mee too, and it’s so weird 😅
Cool! Was a bit worried, but the end result speaks for itself. It works!
real life speed runners i see? damn amazing Clive!
Clive, for a second there, while you had that beard covered, you look EXACTLY like Ralfy. We could finally see the family resemblance!
I've just watched a big friendly bear shave his beard, is this my life now? :)
Yesterday I watched you cook a hotdog with a wall outlet. Today I'm watching you shave your beard with a funnel. What a trip.
Distinct possibility this might become your most viewed video ever!
vying with the pink barbie doll no doubt...
Thanks for the life lesson, I'll definitely be adopting this method to remove my winter beard.
"Not really much to say right now because there's a funnel over my mouth" :-) And DONE in 109 seconds.
Funnel shave takes as long as LPL picking a lock twice to confirm its not a fluke
If you turn captions on it's "not much to say night because there's a phone"...
At first I thought it was silly using the funnel but that end result was a masterpiece 😁
1:08 Your trimmer sounds like a sample from The Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic".
no no no no no no no :))))))
I couldn't hear it but I like the song. One thumbs up for you
😂😂😂😂😂
That actually turned out much better than I thought it would.
what clippers are you using? they made light work of that
yeah for real
My Philips Norelco takes several passes to trim me down, it takes a while from a full beard
I wanna know too
I have a phillps as well with "carbon" blades (i m allergic to the oil) which is fast but the result is not as clean
They look like either Wahl or Oster brand.
Babyliss beard trimmer. Oiled before use.
@@thedevilinthecircuit1414 wahl are shit
Today is Friday, August 7th, 2020.
It's 9:51 PM in Aracaju, SE (Brazil)
and I'm watching a man shaving part of his beard while giving a tutorial about the same thing.
Man I love my youtube recommendations...
That trimmer makes my little Wahl sterling look like a butter knife 😕
I feel you, Wahl just doesn’t make them like they used to... 😔
What was he using?
“Shove your beard in a funnel” is NOT something I expected to hear anyone saying today... Good old Sir Clive, bucking the norm for the betterment of mankind. Bravo kind Sir!
Harry, you're a measurement of electric current.
Harry: I'm a watt?
Well played sir, well played. Was skeptical in the beginning but it was surprisingly effective. Good form.
"Gonna shave my face with a funnel."
"...go on..."
*muffled speech*
"...indeed..."
I am really high and this just popped up on my feed. Amazing! Beards and funnels and shit. Woah, this is awesome! Thank you ✌️
Haha, that worked so well, and as a currently full bearded bear I’m so trying this! Cheers Clive, but what was the brand of those clippers!?
SA Yeager same here, mine are supposedly a good brand but they can’t even manage my head hair unless I’ve just washed and dried it, that’s why I wanna know!
Also, I own a funnel! ;)
Bosstown Dynamics cheers! I’ll look one up.
In another comment he said the brand was Babyliss Beard, and he oils it a lot before use.
Brilliantly simple yet so effective. I don't have a funnel but I do have a dust mask which fits just ticketyboo.
When an engineer shaves, an efficiant solution is found :-)
@@andrew_koala2974 Deep breath mah dude, it's going to be okay.s'just a small bodge ya know?
Alistair's comment's totes valid.
Maybe he wasn't talking about efficiency... Maybe he was saying that when engineers shave they need the help of a the clergy. Did Clive have an offscreen, ordained *_officiant_* to assist him?
As to your spelling assumption, I'm not so sure about that. Ukers, Kiwis, and Stray'ns seem to be getting along ok... As far as I'm aware they haven't started spelling water as "watuh," bear as "beah," building as "beuwding," cold as "coe-d," clerk as "clark," and lava as "laver."
Yo it actually worked I'm crying 😭 mad props 😂
"It's quite hard to stick into the funnel."
Same bro *High five
forsenCD
Brilliant advice mate, tried it myself today and it worked oit champion
why am i, a fourteen year old girl, watching this video. how did i find myself here.
Go away now
@@Jmoneysmoothboy You're possibly going to start dating real girls in what looks like the far future; and no offense buddy, but are you really in a position to be telling girls to go away?
@@iambiggus A swing and a miss haha you know what they say about assumptions ;) I'm kind of worried about you because you felt the need to specify "real girls" but hey it's 2020 and animation has come a long way so if that's your thing more power to you. Personally I would think if a 14 yo girl were to watch a big Clive video it would be more like this one ruclips.net/video/mcDgOGC5Lcc/видео.html
@@iambiggus ok, white knight for 14 year old
@@JuanStufff And now watch as the rest of the virgins line up. That's cool guys, shout it loud and clear.
Fun, and informative! What a great trick. Also nice to put a face to the vids. You look great!
First I'm like he's had a drink here's a hairy idea. Turns out perfectly fine 🤔😂
Let‘s be honest, you haven’t searched for this but once again the RUclips algorithm brought us together
Great idea, I will try that.
First I have to grow a longer beard though.
This is the kind of content I’m looking for
Men with long gotee remind me when Laurels paint brush gets stuck on Hardy's chin.
This man is a genius
I’m 14 but I feel like I need to know this
Pouxi I’m 36 and I feel the same.
I'm more stunned that he was able to get through his beard with that tiny trimmer. I trimmed my beard back in February (I live in a hot climate), using a trimmer designed for haircuts, and the thing would "choke out" if I pushed it more than 1/2 inch at a time. I had to push it a tiny bit, blow the hair out of it, push it a tiny bit, etc.. It still took several minutes to get down to goatee and sideburns. I've got the Redwoods of hair follicles! ;-)
guy: shaving
700,000 people: *interesting*
Total genius!!! Finally a "life hack" that's actually useful.
For your hair, a cooking pot would be the traditional method. Not sure if you want to go for that look though :D
RIP beard. We lost another one today boys.
I haven’t seen many beard trimmers but holy smokes, this thing cut through his beard like butter!
Me: *is a cis woman*
RUclips: "Wanna see this guy's technique for shaving his face into a perfect goatee???"
Me:
Me: "Sure."
What's a cis woman
I don't even have a beard and this was shown to me
@@carlosadanmendezgarcia3618 cis is short for cisgender, meaning she identifies as the gender she was assigned at birth (female)
@@ChaiKirbs in other words, she's normal
@@carlosadanmendezgarcia3618 "cisgender" is a scientific term with a specific meaning. "Normal" is not rigorously defined in any way, and thus does not serve as a definition for cis.
Those trimmers are incredible!
This is reminding me of the traditional English haircut with a bowl over the head.
It's an international thing
that is traditional haircut Everywhere my father has photos of him when he was a child that he had gotten the sauce pan haircut
I thought this was a piss take , but was so impressed I ran out to the garage to find a funnell and try it . Now I feel a bit sick and dizzy , i picked up the one i use to put petrol in the lawnmower ...
You look 70 years younger.
he'd be -14 ;-)
Best clippers I've ever seen. It was like shearing a sheep. Came off so easily.
Who else doesn’t have a beard and this just popped up in their recommend?
LOL I just happend on this Vid and Loved it My Fave line "Not much to say cuz i have a FUNNEL OVER MY MOUTH " Thank you for making my morning Clive !! Cheers
Over 20k has watched this. Why, Dear Lord. And why am I watching this? I really do not know why either. Ahhhh
cause it's Clive
Maico Maico Oh, so that’s why. Thanks! I knew there had a reason why I spent almost 3 minutes watching Cline cuts his beard. He now has almost 100k views and over 1000 comments just for this act. It is a new world for me. And why am spending my time commenting? I just don’t understand this new life style that I am just now joining. Hummmm. This COVID-19 lockdown is driving me nuts.
Best video for ages! Orphaned yeti to instant goatee in seconds.
I stuck my junk in the funnel too, cause that's "stuff" i want to keep
i've always been worried about bringing that death machine near my ballsack so might start doing that too lol
Incredibly satisfying to watch
wow CGI has come along way!
Circular Grooming Implements?
I was actually waiting for you to stick the funnel on your head after :) Nice tip
Clive’s beard and hair look much darker than I remembered. Is this just Mandela effect?
I was thinking that too!
He dyes it. It was never jet black.
I'm pretty sure it's spelled Mondella effect.
but hair also gets darker when the sun isn't out. And it was his winter mane.
@@exazebra well was the guys name Nelson Mondella? No. It was Nelson Mandela. Hence the Mandela effect.
This is the high quality BigClive content that youtube really wants ? ..
The growth of a beard looks strange to your friends
the shaving of a beard looks strange to your family
@Alpha This.
Amazing transformation! When you had the funnel over your mouth you look quite similar to Vic Reeves in my opinion!
Keep up the quality channel BC!
Noooooooooooo..........
Then again, I've had to take my beard off totally due to using a mask 😢
James idiot
@James Go tell that to my dead cousin, want the cemetery location and tomb number?
@James Bellend, have some F*****G respect.
@James
Boosting the numbers for... Fear? Financial incentives? Who knows.... Anyway, boosting the numbers doesn't make it not real. It's real alright.... Just not anywhere near as big of a problem as certain Chinese paid people make out.
@James If you want a Dr. explanation on this watch Dr. Mikes honest fact check on Doctor Fact-Checks PLANDEMIC Conspiracy. ruclips.net/video/TWpjc1QZg84/видео.html
at 10:33 he talks about Covid and death certificates. He also points out the comparisons of death rates.
Not everything is Covid, but yes if you have covid and die you do get counted in the covid tally. You would also get counted in the heart attack tally.. The Cancer tally.. ect.. if those were part of your conditions at the time of death. Any and all of them could be factors in the death of the person.
Ive seen that cut given to my brother when I was a young bloke. Ty for this I had a laugh.