A Mermaid & Deaf Old Man

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2022
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  • @stevecastillano5711
    @stevecastillano5711 Год назад +24193

    The old man really just pulled out a uno reverse card on her

  • @justingameplays3293
    @justingameplays3293 Год назад +1891

    Mermaid: Sings
    Oldman: smiled
    Mermaid : “food”
    Oldman: “yes food”

    • @-AN1L-
      @-AN1L- Год назад +54

      Not yes food
      Oldman:you food
      Mermaid:what-

    • @cocolove4490
      @cocolove4490 Год назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @adamadebayo9804
      @adamadebayo9804 Год назад +3

      😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @fakewildrift5808
      @fakewildrift5808 Год назад +7

      I was gonna comment underrated but I can't spell it

    • @kelvinkingz6992
      @kelvinkingz6992 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @bingus_gaming9898
    @bingus_gaming9898 Год назад +239

    "You might've outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting."

  • @I-love-astronomyy
    @I-love-astronomyy Год назад +252

    That dude deserves respect right now.
    Edit: tysm for 222 likes this is the most likes I've ever got

  • @beastmark209
    @beastmark209 Год назад +4622

    Mermaid:- singing
    Oldman:- that level of GENJUTSU won't work on me

  • @mamomeme7373
    @mamomeme7373 Год назад +6703

    "To confuse the enemy, you need to confuse yourself first."

  • @andrewtate3427
    @andrewtate3427 Год назад +71

    Old man's a true G

  • @Rose-qb7dg
    @Rose-qb7dg Год назад +105

    " the old man boiled some cooked fish. It looked ✨DeLiCioUs✨ !!"

    • @cocolove4490
      @cocolove4490 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @rheeakilang870
    @rheeakilang870 Год назад +3134

    Bro showed us how to end a horror movie 💀

  • @alvinsimon807
    @alvinsimon807 Год назад +4093

    "And that, little boys and girls, is how grandpa gained immortality"

  • @mohammadridzuanabdullah6561
    @mohammadridzuanabdullah6561 Год назад +34

    Grandpa : "That's how mermaid was extinct."

  • @3dpixel439
    @3dpixel439 Год назад +14

    Mermaid: Show me who's the god.
    The old man: *shut up*

  • @HomunaShen
    @HomunaShen Год назад +3700

    Thats one badass grandpa that probably went to both ww1 and ww2.

  • @Chara2112
    @Chara2112 Год назад +1586

    She ain't no mermaid she's a siren.

  • @emmahein-mr2qx
    @emmahein-mr2qx Год назад +12

    The biggest uno reverse card ever pulled in humanity

  • @yaredwelde7834
    @yaredwelde7834 Год назад +40

    Bro did not get dirty minded seeing a naked women true pure sigma

  • @ROBLOX_190
    @ROBLOX_190 Год назад +1020

    Bro took “Never Let Them Know Your Next Move” to a whole nother level💀💀💀

  • @Tholin-tm7ps
    @Tholin-tm7ps Год назад +2010

    He just cooked a mermaid and hears a radio like it's just some casual day 😂

    • @angelmaloucalizo1866
      @angelmaloucalizo1866 Год назад +15

      Hahahaha

    • @thatsawesome2060
      @thatsawesome2060 Год назад +27

      hears radio after putting his hearing aid

    • @damilosky
      @damilosky Год назад +12

      No, he cooked his caught fish 😂

    • @PratikThisSide
      @PratikThisSide Год назад +13

      No Man! Wrong.
      The man is deaf so couldn't hear her voice. That's why he came home & used that hearing aid device then listened radio.
      So he saved from getting tamed. 😀

    • @Tholin-tm7ps
      @Tholin-tm7ps Год назад +6

      @@PratikThisSide so what? It's a mermaid bro. If it was me I would be staring and observing like shit 🤣🤣

  • @Maglogar
    @Maglogar Год назад +6

    Mermaid:singing
    Old man: "thats an oldest trick in the book, wont work on me"

  • @sirgigachad1894
    @sirgigachad1894 Год назад +20

    Old man is a G

  • @neharao5233
    @neharao5233 Год назад +586

    The mermaid be like emotional damage😭😭

  • @kakijenggo5786
    @kakijenggo5786 Год назад +1586

    The short film name is Ulises. Please like thanks me later

  • @valorantplayer254
    @valorantplayer254 Год назад +15

    Bro is a Sigma 💀🗿

  • @yamamshkau
    @yamamshkau Год назад +10

    "How to end a mermaids career"

  • @TheScienceVoid
    @TheScienceVoid Год назад +318

    "Never let yourself be a prey to others, make other people your prey" 🍷🗿

    • @m4z_871
      @m4z_871 Год назад +2

      Said like a true cannibal

    • @rockerdude9397
      @rockerdude9397 Год назад

      ​@@m4z_871 🤣

    • @jockerboy5310
      @jockerboy5310 Год назад

      I can understand fish or fishman actually both are fish 🤣😂.
      Let's have dinner 🍽 🐠🐋🐟.

  • @AmTotallyHooman
    @AmTotallyHooman Год назад +633

    Mermaid : lemme kill this rat
    That person : * pulls out uno reverse card *

  • @teesmith945
    @teesmith945 Год назад

    Old man thinking damn, now all the fish are going to smell like that too..........

  • @frontmanmankhumlongri6472
    @frontmanmankhumlongri6472 4 месяца назад

    Marmaid -Shocked
    Grand paa- Rocks 😂

  • @zzzaa2901
    @zzzaa2901 Год назад +424

    "I have fought with the talking tree in Vietnam before... This fish ain't got sh*t on me"

  • @michaelj.jackson5592
    @michaelj.jackson5592 Год назад +2390

    That ain’t no mermaid that’s a siren
    Edit: bruh there be a war in my reply’s and MY NOTIFICATIONS 💀💀💀💀

    • @derekderedpanda6989
      @derekderedpanda6989 Год назад +126

      Mermaids are sirens just different name in a different mythology
      Edit:just stop replying I honestly couldn't care less if I was wrong or right. I just don't wanna get RUclips notification updates from this comment anymore lol

    • @lordhere3315
      @lordhere3315 Год назад +54

      Mermaids and sirens are the samething the things is back then they renamed the sirens mermaids to tell kids about them more like a fairy tale about sirens but for kids but really they are both the same things

    • @nikki1400
      @nikki1400 Год назад +45

      @@lordhere3315 mermaids and sirens are not interchangeable. The Myths of sirens have more to do with half bird half human creatures that lured sailors to their death with song. I assume somehwere along the way, people starting making sirens with fish tails because of the whole sailor/water thing, and because mermaids have always been popular, so why not? Mermaids have always been mermaids though. To summarize, more recently, sirens are often depicted as having mermaid like appearances, but mermaids themselves are not sirens.

    • @5EGA-Scott
      @5EGA-Scott Год назад +2

      Musan Jackson that you?

    • @midcore_prince
      @midcore_prince Год назад +11

      @@lordhere3315 no sirens and mermaid aren't the same. In reality sirens Arent even half fish too begin with. Sirens are half BIRD they got the name siren because they always attack close too the sea.

  • @basilimobioh1850
    @basilimobioh1850 Год назад +1

    Mermaid :I've got him
    Oldman: sike no my dear I've got you

  • @desposoti9480
    @desposoti9480 9 месяцев назад +1

    Old man: come touch me hand😊
    Mermaid: no thx😊

  • @exod001
    @exod001 Год назад +246

    they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @scottbryant5226
    @scottbryant5226 Год назад +189

    Me laughing because he didn't hear her*
    Me:😆😂🤣

    • @Jkgd212
      @Jkgd212 Год назад +3

      Me dying of cringe bc of your comment
      Me:💀

    • @StrawberryFanta244
      @StrawberryFanta244 Год назад

      @@Jkgd212 why does everyone have some stupid reason to argue for no fucking reason be quiet And zip it 🤐

    • @mohdsivannair8901
      @mohdsivannair8901 Год назад

      ​@@Jkgd212 Jen Zee

    • @lastman6473
      @lastman6473 Год назад

      I agree no hate

  • @tobiakinrinola3312
    @tobiakinrinola3312 Год назад +2

    That old guy is a gangster

    • @alwin7832
      @alwin7832 10 месяцев назад

      movie name

  • @savannahrodriguez2616
    @savannahrodriguez2616 Год назад +1

    She's not a mermaid she's a siren.

  • @tatengki
    @tatengki Год назад +68

    Dang the plot twist is just out of the blue...😂😂😂

  • @charwilsonn
    @charwilsonn Год назад +228

    roses are red
    cacti are prickly
    the beginning was fine
    but damn that escalated quickly

  • @arlinaaugusto2242
    @arlinaaugusto2242 Год назад +2

    Man really called that mermaid a fish 💀

  • @funtimefreddy5967
    @funtimefreddy5967 Год назад +3

    when being deaf saves your life:

  • @deepaklather8487
    @deepaklather8487 Год назад +100

    I am not in danger , I am the danger.

  • @D3020
    @D3020 Год назад +236

    Moral of the story:the old man gets good amount of meal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kongfu2816
    @kongfu2816 Год назад +3

    Bro showed us how to end a horror movie-💀💀

  • @imeldamariscal2085
    @imeldamariscal2085 Год назад +1

    He said the old man was deaf I was like 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @nicolemosende4648
    @nicolemosende4648 Год назад +100

    “Never let them know your next move”

  • @PieIsASalad
    @PieIsASalad Год назад +443

    That seems more like a siren then a mermaid..

    • @dr_drift6293
      @dr_drift6293 Год назад +6

      The concept of the mermaid was to look pretty and commit homicide.

    • @cathybatten1654
      @cathybatten1654 Год назад +2

      Bro that mermaid must been playing attention to catch that but she was stupid💀💀💀💀💀

    • @D-U-C-K-I-E-S
      @D-U-C-K-I-E-S Год назад +7

      A siren is a half bird half woman who sung sailors to their death, apparently people changed it to mermaids. I suggest you to do your research. 😁(⚠️NO HATE ⚠️)

    • @king_queen_jack
      @king_queen_jack Год назад

      @@D-U-C-K-I-E-S the person didnt even mention the half bird and half human part,why do you have to mention it
      Its clear anyways that he mentioned the half fish half human version of the siren

    • @Jobob815
      @Jobob815 Год назад +1

      Same thing, different name

  • @InfiniXCat
    @InfiniXCat Год назад +1

    Thats a plot twist no one saw coming

  • @yogeshtiwari1414
    @yogeshtiwari1414 Год назад +1

    If you eat the top half of mermaid you're cannibal, if you eat the bottom half, you're pescatarian..

  • @theinfinityreaper1341
    @theinfinityreaper1341 Год назад +69

    Yo when a mermaid smells a blood from a human being that means it's a siren which is the opposite of mermaid, usually mermaid is beautiful and friendly, but a siren is different a siren may look sexy and all but they are a predators who hunts human just by singing them and attracting them, but this old man was a complete legend kills a freaking siren for food and so lucky that he is deaf

    • @CRYCITIZED
      @CRYCITIZED Год назад +4

      They’re the same thing in mythology, I’m pretty sure mermaids are sirens and sirens are mermaids but just a little different.

    • @crystalhoke
      @crystalhoke Год назад

      Mermaids are in the book of demonology.

    • @musgrovefamily8255
      @musgrovefamily8255 Год назад +2

      Yeessss I'm so I'm so glad some people actually understand

    • @batzy2.0
      @batzy2.0 Год назад

      I may be lesbian but i am asexual so sirens aint gon work on me

    • @CRYCITIZED
      @CRYCITIZED Год назад

      @@batzy2.0 They pull in anyone, regardless of what you think or feel, everyone has some type of attraction. If you are asexual you just don’t feel a sexual desire, you can still, nonetheless, fall in love.

  • @funnyfunny7350
    @funnyfunny7350 Год назад +77

    Old man: omae wa mou shindeiru
    Mermaid: NANI?!?!
    old man: **cooks her**

  • @margaritarodriguez4563
    @margaritarodriguez4563 Год назад +1

    The old man really said, “Imma destroy this man’s whole career.”

  • @kahoualy1745
    @kahoualy1745 Год назад

    Mermaid is like this has to be yummy.a few second later .old man. “Yum.

  • @alexiswestefeld6797
    @alexiswestefeld6797 Год назад +162

    he purposely cut himself to draw the mermaid in but since he was deaf he knew he couldn't hear the hypnotic singing and so he got a full meal

  • @hamburgercat426
    @hamburgercat426 Год назад +14

    Roshan: She's not a human, she's a legendary mermaid
    The old man:Is that delicious? I'M BRINGING IT BACK HOME

  • @pedchoro
    @pedchoro Год назад

    old man cooking mermaids

  • @Eclipse_Afton
    @Eclipse_Afton Год назад +1

    she’s not a mermaid, but a siren bc sirens sing songs to people to lure them into the water and eat them 💀💀💀

  • @kuduratulaiconteh972
    @kuduratulaiconteh972 Год назад +92

    This is what I’d like to call the predator becomes the prey 😂😂

  • @inoyofficialvlog.6358
    @inoyofficialvlog.6358 Год назад +25

    He ate the mermaid 🤣 What a very good old man

  • @shadowassassin5456
    @shadowassassin5456 Год назад +1

    The mermaid know the prey is coming
    PROCEEDS TO BE THE PREY

  • @T90A44
    @T90A44 Год назад +1

    old man aint no simp

  • @ssaturnzzz..x0xo
    @ssaturnzzz..x0xo Год назад +145

    manz literally cooked the siren smt 💀

    • @Fenris2
      @Fenris2 Год назад

      Old story if you eat a mermaid you become unable to die a natural death you basically immortal I less someone or something kills you

  • @FatallyAttractive
    @FatallyAttractive Год назад +16

    He literally did "Don't let your enemy know your next move"

  • @tyrellgraham8027
    @tyrellgraham8027 Год назад +1

    My boy went deaf and made it his destiny to protect us from sirens he a real 1

  • @leakleak_black_hammer
    @leakleak_black_hammer Год назад

    😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 talk about table turning

  • @x0x_.dark_luna._x0x
    @x0x_.dark_luna._x0x Год назад +38

    Mermaid: *sings* (in her mind yes he's gonna be my dinner)
    Deaf grandpa: *in mind not today bish* **does uno reverse**

  • @kennethchristophersen9872
    @kennethchristophersen9872 Год назад +38

    WHAT A LUCKY OLD GUY AND A BIG FISH MEAL OF THE PREDATOR. ❤️🇩🇰😂👍👍.

  • @kingsleyfortunate
    @kingsleyfortunate Год назад +1

    LMAO
    The prey became the predator 🤣

  • @Chrryunique
    @Chrryunique Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂LMAOOOO he said “come on..I got you”

  • @blackjackpro1284
    @blackjackpro1284 Год назад +14

    Ain't no way the man just made a mermaid into a five star meal

    • @wshyangify
      @wshyangify Год назад

      Well mermaids have no poon.... 😁

  • @nahomyvasquez5585
    @nahomyvasquez5585 Год назад +17

    the old man really just killed the mermaid with the uno reverse card on her

  • @StamperFarm
    @StamperFarm Год назад +1

    Bro ain’t no simp

  • @Taxable_sponty
    @Taxable_sponty Год назад +3

    Sigma fisherman spotted💀

  • @Iwilleaturbabieslad
    @Iwilleaturbabieslad Год назад +12

    He’s like the old man from gravity falls, who’s memories can’t be erased

  • @cyh6430
    @cyh6430 Год назад +3

    The mermaid: *sings*
    This gigachad: *chuckles* UNO REVERSE

  • @rashelfarhat2350
    @rashelfarhat2350 Год назад +1

    My respect to that fisherman:⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️

  • @lemonpuff7620
    @lemonpuff7620 Год назад +1

    Old Man has drawn an UNO reverse card.

  • @usmcdevildog6935
    @usmcdevildog6935 Год назад +12

    Old man: DAMN IT FEELS good to be a gangster😂🤣😅

  • @lzkingalt9930
    @lzkingalt9930 Год назад +8

    Old Man be like- sorry can't hear you busy working out -GigaChad's Dialogue

  • @theturkey777
    @theturkey777 Год назад +1

    TOP 10 BIGGEST PLOT TWISTS:

  • @toniaberryman8647
    @toniaberryman8647 Год назад

    I don’t care he just killed a siren i’m impressed he’s not in pain for keeping an open wound into the ocean a salty ocean

  • @lunaringo9032
    @lunaringo9032 Год назад +40

    Short film name: Ulises
    By: The Horror Corporation

    • @randytorres3760
      @randytorres3760 Год назад +4

      It's actually spelled: OLYSESS 👍

    • @dwainadams4063
      @dwainadams4063 Год назад

      @@randytorres3760 No it's not.Luna Ringo spelled the title of the short film correctly.Insofar as what the Horror Corporation named it.
      Besides what you're trying to spell is Ulysses.

    • @randytorres3760
      @randytorres3760 Год назад

      @@dwainadams4063 Nope

    • @user-wy7gu6do3z
      @user-wy7gu6do3z Год назад

      @@randytorres3760 bro its Ulises

    • @user-wy7gu6do3z
      @user-wy7gu6do3z Год назад

      @@randytorres3760 don’t tell us its spelling because Ulises

  • @TheRedArmyCannotBeOverruned
    @TheRedArmyCannotBeOverruned Год назад +162

    "Don't let other women seduce you by their voice" -sigma rule 183

  • @frederickneildevilla9401
    @frederickneildevilla9401 Год назад

    Poor mermaid, doesn't know sign language 😅😂😂😂😂

  • @aneesghazali
    @aneesghazali 11 месяцев назад

    It's a grandpa swag😂😅

  • @shellyhudson1631
    @shellyhudson1631 Год назад +13

    Great catch grandfather but the fish part is still hanging which means he cooked the top part...which would make him cannibalistic in my eyes lol either way he's home warm full and safe and her tail is all that's left on her

    • @iagreewithyou3478
      @iagreewithyou3478 Год назад

      He's gonna dry the tail to last the whole winter. Or maybe sell it. Zero food waste.

  • @bnjm8868
    @bnjm8868 Год назад +3

    The old man was his own bait. She didn't get away.

  • @firelegend4671
    @firelegend4671 Год назад +1

    She messed with the wrong guy 🗿🤣

  • @joshuacruz5632
    @joshuacruz5632 Год назад

    Sir I am one hundred percent sure that is not a MERMAID but a siren.

  • @asagutierrez390
    @asagutierrez390 Год назад +4

    And just made a , " FISHBALLS "Out of that mermaids hands😂😂😂

  • @MalaysianBallProductions
    @MalaysianBallProductions Год назад +6

    Bro pulled out a uno reverse 💀

  • @necro3271
    @necro3271 Год назад +1

    He's just on a normal day doing mermaid fishing 🤣

  • @justinlin7829
    @justinlin7829 7 месяцев назад

    With the singing i feel like its a siren

  • @santos8801
    @santos8801 Год назад +79

    Never let them know your next move 😅

  • @BadRazz93
    @BadRazz93 Год назад +3

    Mermaid: *singing*
    Old Man: "Kyoka Suigetsu"

  • @lightnoveldio2134
    @lightnoveldio2134 Год назад +1

    This man should be in horror movies

  • @juniorpostley2472
    @juniorpostley2472 Год назад

    Come here lil mermaid 😂😂😂

  • @I_dont_give_a_fuck983
    @I_dont_give_a_fuck983 Год назад +4

    Bro, this thing has a awesome plot twist
    The plot twist:

  • @AshiyaDylanSean
    @AshiyaDylanSean Год назад +6

    When being deaf was used the best way..

  • @jazalyn1600
    @jazalyn1600 Год назад

    Him: mermaid
    Me: ITS A SIREN

  • @elenaiordanidou5945
    @elenaiordanidou5945 Год назад +1

    This is called "KARMA"