Most Likely To Do Crimes
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- I HAVE NEVER SPLOOGED ON A CAT*
Elliot 'Probably Not Racist' Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Eddie 'Dad Bod' Bowley ( / eddache )
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Music by Todd Bryanton ( / lildeucedeuce )
*citation needed
Eddie: "So Tom, why are we shooting so many content episodes?"
Tom: "You'll see."
*Egg video gets shot*
Eddie: "Oh..."
Thank u
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@@MasonIncorporated They made Tom an easter egg. Quite literally.
i'll summarize:
wholesome: elliot
thoroughly upsetting: tom
questionable?: eddie
Hotel: Trivago
patch, bond, seal and repair: flex tape
Don't dead: open inside
"Who's the least likely to not be controversial"
Tom and Eddie: "Elliot"
Elliot: "Eddie"
Well there he goes being controversial.
The fact that you're technically right hurts my bones
Aw damn they filmed enough content that we'll never see egg Tom again
Michael Casey I forgot about egg Tom until this comment why have you done this
thank the lawd
But won't he still be Egg Tom at MCM Comicon?
@@LordMoku
Lol hahaha
@Billy Smith i don't think you read my comment properly at all Billiam
EDDIE SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE THOMAS TOMSKA RIDGEWELL IN THE INTRO
THAT WAS EDDIE??
was it? i’m not sure
WAIT IT WAS EDDI?!
I think they meant when Eddie tried to do Tom’s intro bit during the video part
@@mvwinf haha yes, this is so funny
I feel like Tom edited this. The only person that would edit his favourite meme every ducking 20 seconds
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@kyttarikos a
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@kyttarikosa
This is honestly better than any other series on RUclips. Like holy shit this is fun
oh sweet! Im going to be the first reply to get alot of likes
edit: nevermind
This is exactly it chief
You fogot meme👏review👏
Man, makes me sad that no one remembers WOTO
eXACTLY
well tbh i can easily imagine people hating it but this is honestly really great
Are we just... not going to talk about how SPOT ON Eddie's Tom impression is??
I thought Tom had green screened in a second him for a bit
memento mori
Oh please Tom, you already have a giant quagsire fursuit.
I read that as Quagmire fucking god
Fandom Garbage r/boneappletea
@@blockbreaker8839 yeah, that's not how that works, dipshit
@@billnyetherussianspy7505 xD true
Omg you're right! He could have been anybody but chose a fursuit
The way they’re so calm and chill with talking about how they’ve busted in each other’s houses
I wanna be so close to my friends that I can openly admit that I’ve came in their house with a smile on my face
same
"i have never splooged on a cat"
sums up this series in one sentence
4:40 True signs of a REAL friendship: leaving your fluids in each other’s houses!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
help my first thought when i read this was blood-
@@broblerone413 real friends bleed on eachother regularly
I love how tom asks eddie "Why yourself?" at 1:29 when he himself put up his own face
0:29
'' Hey you my name is Tom to tom-tom"
😂
Meme- -tos you missed a Tom
Restive Leech well shit-
“Hey you! My name is Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom and welTome to... TOMTENT!”
TonyKrZa 😂
Hey you, my name is Tom Tomty Tom Tom,
So, that seducing a goblin in DnD makes me want to relay my first ever DnD session.
So, we have me. A dwarf. We have an Elf. And we have a Halfling. I'm clearly the tank of the group, I've got a really high armour rating. The campaign involves us being part of a heist in a casino where one of us has to pose as a prize fighter to distract everyone while the other two do the heist. Literally as a joke, we all agree that the Halfling should be the fighter. Lo and behold, he ends up beating everybody to prove he's worthy, and he's put in the big prize fight against an 8-foot half she-Orc mountain of muscle, known for killing her opponents, called Bloody Menzie (pun was intended).
Miraculously, we manage to pull off the heist and the Halfling is still going. He's got like 1 HP left, Menzie is getting down, and he makes a promise: if he defeats Bloody Menzie, he will roll a charisma check to sleep with her that night.
He beats Bloody Menzie.
He rolls the charisma check.
He gets a *nat 20.*
So, Milo the Halfling, at 3'10", gets absolutely demolished by Bloody Menzie that night.
I need to know… what class was the halfling?
@@TypeZeta2 Thief, I believe
Did you pre-record enough content for your hair to grow back!
No, the hair fairy returned his hair.
He recorded tonnes apparently
Hat
That’s why he has a hat
Eddie can do a really good voice of tom
There's just something strangely wholesome about Elliot going "I dunno which one I am- I'M MEEE!"
I heard the baby covered in peanut butter (that's my ringtone) and I thought somebody was texting me
Noice
Sir..
You are a *LEGEND*
iconic
Ah
For the “most likely to kill the others” question someone should have held up their own face and just lunged at someone else
No it’s “be gay do crimes” do it right 🤣
3:52
Eddie: and you would be the most ballistic
Tom: I’d be the biggest target for a ballistic
“Ah ha ha!” “I am bullet proof!”
“I know what will cheer me up.” Proceeds to literally mask his emotions
Tom is able to control his hair output. Yes, this has been used for military purposes
"I will attempt to seduce you"- Tom
ben barltrop and he will succeed
4:12 Tom forgot The Internet Wayback Machine exists.
I’m glad I can be 1 of the 900000 active subscribers 🙂
Link But Gay is this intentionally bad maths or..?
reptilected Nope, just me not listening correctly
same here! (i accidentally typed sane here but then realized how dishonest that would be)
Link But Gay he said 90000
0:14
I came here to watch content
*NOT TO GET FEELS*
I'm upset. What is Eliot's "heart thing"?
He used to be a real grumpy-grump and hated on christmas - but then a child made him see the beauty in the season. Thus, his heart grew three sizes... which was more than his chest cavity could hold.
....no wait that's Tom.
Hes got a bad case of nunya.
Nunya business.
Whatever it is, let's respect Elliott's privacy (I know you weren't being invasive, which is why the comment above this one saying Nunya Business is a bit unnecessary). I imagine it isn't something that's going to shorten Elliott's lifespan excessively but don't be made to feel guilty because you appreciate him and don't like the idea of him being in pain.
Thing about hearts is that just about any anomaly with them can be a serious problem. If he's hasn't told anyone, its likely he wants to keep it private.
His heart thing is because Tom's salt.
content is just the three forms of a male man: the pure one, the funny but a tad bit cursed one and the dad
HEY YOU MY NAME IS TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM
PERFECT EDDIE 😂 loved this
“You literally just recited the same cat story”
6:10 I have _never_ not eaten the entire pizza.
Congrats on 1 bazillions subs!
You actually made me laugh so hard I had a really bad coughing fit and had to go to hospital. Please. You are too funny.
I've watched this video like 4 times and Ive just realized Tom is wearing a skatune network shirt I love that
That's the first thing i saw! :D
Eddie ; You have made no attempt to seduce me
Tom : I will attempt to seduce you
"Most likely to be a furry"
*Holds up my face*
Pfp checks out
tom. your fursona IS quagsire.
aw hecc the swearing is censored now ;_;
Yet they say "cum" hmmm
it took a month but we finally got to a million after an age of 990,000 cucking
4:24 who else wanted to see them all vote for themselves
wait, is Elliott wearing a She-Ra T-shirt?
heck ye
@@ItsElliotGough hey look it's elyot goff
*its currently **2:40** in sweden* WHAT. IS. SLEEP?!
Wow didn’t know hair grew that quickly
Its an old vid
@@shockkuuu r/woooosh
@@burcebanning shit, I got whooshed
GEARSHOCKED we all have our bad days
@@shockkuuu I've never seen someone so accepting of a whoosh... I see you are a man/women of culture
3:17 * holds up my own face mask *
Tom: 100% origional
Felix: WHAAAAAT!
Eddie trying to say "Hey You My Name's Thomas TomSka Rigdewell" and the funniest part of the video
i like that they ended with "don't forget!"; i use that a lot with my friends. c:
5:32 is the next Content going to be Tom's seduction attempts???
I fucking hope so!
nope its been 2 years
Yes
*All of them have transcended to a higher reality.*
nah jk they do that in every content
Why is Tom dressed like Eggman (excluding the Easter vid)
I love these videos, their laughs are so infectious.
5:26
I ate a dragons pp in dungeons and dragons
like
attached to the dragon or
With the cosplay tryhards video behind us now, Tom was definitely right on Eddie being a furry :D
Happy 1 million people tommo!
Eddie , Elliot? Are you ok,is Tom holding you hostage!
I was expecting Eddie to say "my name is tom tom tom tom and welcome to tomtent" in the intro
Wait, Eddie, you said again,,,
Does that mean,,,
You chopped your own log off?? Before???
That baby noise 😂 Can't even. Just beautiful!
Tom: "Yay Im the comelord"(for coppa reasons)
Me: *chokes on own spit* "no"
You sure it was spit you choked on?
Tom would give the best hugs
eddies kid watching these videos back in the future and sobbing
2:26 Elliot is what?
"Most likely to be a furry?"
Tom literally made a Quagsire fursuit last year.
CONGRATS ON 1 MILL. Yall should kiss
Did he shave his stunt double
Oh my fuck its tomska and friends now
End of an era
2:38
Tom literally predicted the future for TryHards Costume challenge
1:51 Umm dont you mean it saw you giving your chokey bloke a helpful hug? Smh
The scenes transitioning with that screen that says content is what's killing me lmaoooo
What is Elliot’s heart thing? :o
Privacy mate
@@sheop874 I mean, but then they said it in front of a recording camera and the editor left it in...
It's like if I told you about all the craaAAaazy shit I get up to on the roof, and you asked a question about it, and I got offended that you asked.
@@greenredblue what do you get up to on the roof
@@louispalmer4797 *gasp* Privacy, my dude. Geez
Today I found out: Tom is indeed very very sad
Most likely to get enough sleep?
Okay that’s not me when I stay up until 3am watching #Content So I don’t get enough sleep if any at all :/
So true. It's past 1am and I have to go to work tomorrow :(
1 million subscribers congrats guys
2:51 what was that again Elliott? XD
Most likely to make a controversy
1:29
Tom: "why yourself?"
Also Tom: *picking himself*
4:01 Could someone enlighten me on what Tom said in 2009?
No
if he wore a green hoodie I would've sued
I've been watching too many of your videos. I was with the majority on every single question. Oh no, I've become one of "those" fans...
4:44
Am I the only one starting to think that house is code for something else 🤔😳
Oh-
And just like that....Tom has his hair and beard back....
It’s tomska for heck sake he is a master at growing a beard
Being able to tell each other that you came in each other's houses is wtrue friendship
When they tell you they asked Twitter isn't the order of the faces the exact same order as when mark, jack, and Felix did this kind of video.
Tom. Always. Looks. To. Elliot.
*Why are you so original. Please teach me your ways*
4:33 = ME
4:25 This brought me much joy so I was primed to just break for what came next. Pun intended.
Aw damn a censored content... Never thought I would see the day
1M subs. Need to monetize now.
Tom... You have a full body quagsire suit. That's just a gateway fur suit.
This is the first darksquidge video I clicked on in months and I felt bad cos of the million subscribers intro
6:29 No your chubby
*And i love chubby people*
My god I needed to laugh at my favorite weirdos today. Thank you! x
I love the three of them so much
Are you guys high when you film these? If not that would make good content 😂
I thought why the frick is tomska just now hitting 1 mill then realized this is his second channrl
‘Hey you, my name is Thomas Tomtomtomtom’
Welcome to Tomtent
Tom predicted Eddie's attempt in "How To Get Internet Famous In One Week - TryHards"
I'm so happy, this was uploaded before my birthday! : D