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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @Wantedbythegrammarpolice
    @Wantedbythegrammarpolice 14 дней назад +12207

    Pepper spray.

    • @unicornmagic6064
      @unicornmagic6064 14 дней назад +157

      Yes. *sprays

    • @unicornmagic6064
      @unicornmagic6064 14 дней назад +80

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture078 I swear to God if I see u again😭😭😭

    • @iWillAlwaysBMe
      @iWillAlwaysBMe 14 дней назад +30

      ​@@unicornmagic6064 STAY SPOTTED?!?!?!

    • @AbnormallyOnline
      @AbnormallyOnline 14 дней назад +27

      YOU’RE WAY TOO CLOSE!! PEPPER SPRAY!

    • @ShanayaLuis
      @ShanayaLuis 14 дней назад +17

      *Sprays aggressively*

  • @riribibi_
    @riribibi_  14 дней назад +9098

    I’m sorry this is one of the worst thing i ever posted, i can’t even watch it myself

    • @jinseiw
      @jinseiw 14 дней назад +758

      good to know you have limits bc this HURTS 😭😭😭😭

    • @anonelle28
      @anonelle28 14 дней назад +216

      We love you for it 😭 you need to be on SNL

    • @HumbleDuckM9
      @HumbleDuckM9 14 дней назад +31

      😂😂😂😂

    • @eefy409
      @eefy409 14 дней назад +102

      it hurts it hurts someone help me
      can't watch it a second time, it's ok riri literally all of us feel the same

    • @diamond_dagger8340
      @diamond_dagger8340 14 дней назад +50

      I don't know how I made it to the end of this video

  • @Thedramalovesme89
    @Thedramalovesme89 14 дней назад +3690

    This was insanely painful to watch…

  • @RayRay_28
    @RayRay_28 14 дней назад +3071

    That's the type of guy that invites himself to sit with you and barges into your convo to try for a date.

    • @Purple_Potatoz
      @Purple_Potatoz 9 дней назад +1

      In this video, I imagine I was waiting for my girlfriend to come back with coffees and he sat himself down in her seat :|

  • @hafsaahmed5941
    @hafsaahmed5941 14 дней назад +7794

    You do understand how much this genuinely hurt my mental health.

    • @penguinashes8439
      @penguinashes8439 14 дней назад

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture078ok

    • @nathanjac
      @nathanjac 14 дней назад

      ​@DontReadMyProfilePicture078 idgaf.

    • @randomperson613
      @randomperson613 14 дней назад +31

      Best thing to do is to get up and move on. Whether you act this way or not, there's no point in hating yourself for it.
      It's kind of like when someone feels ugly: even if they are stereotypically ugly, they'd rather live in a world where they believe they're beautiful than in a world where they're constantly insecure. (Not calling u ugly btw, just making a comparison between both feelings) Confidence can also play a major factor in whether someone is deseriable or not. The prettiest person can feel ugly and shun themselves for it.
      Just keep moving forward. Everyone changes and goes through stages. That's okay. It's okay.
      Things like this have always been intriguing for me. I've wanted to look into mental health more, so don't mind my ramble lol.
      Btw, if you do need support, I'm here for you. Sorry if I phrased this badly. I hope the right message came across lol: just keep going, it'll be okay.

    • @gatosospechosop3
      @gatosospechosop3 14 дней назад +38

      @@randomperson613it aint that deep homeboy

    • @randomperson613
      @randomperson613 14 дней назад +13

      @@gatosospechosop3 hehe I know lol, I'm just very curious Abt mental health ^^

  • @ruby_lynne
    @ruby_lynne 14 дней назад +7681

    “rRrAaAaAhH”
    i’m done 😭

  • @LittleMrsMartin
    @LittleMrsMartin 14 дней назад +2224

    First second gave me the ick and that’s hilarious 😆

  • @colombi1anjay
    @colombi1anjay 14 дней назад +1526

    I can smell the Axe deodorant through my phone

    • @anonymousgoatSTAY
      @anonymousgoatSTAY 13 дней назад +14

      im low-key dying XD

    • @skee-yee
      @skee-yee 10 дней назад +6

      Now we know he lives with his mom

    • @anonymousgoatSTAY
      @anonymousgoatSTAY 9 дней назад +5

      @@skee-yee and curses at 9 year olds on Fortnite

    • @Nachtelfin0des0Todes
      @Nachtelfin0des0Todes 5 дней назад +2

      Worse, axe is just Bodyspray so it just smells without doing what a deodorant does (killing bacteria/bad smells)

  • @Daughter_of_Eris
    @Daughter_of_Eris 14 дней назад +4984

    The constant sighs-

    • @thatscrazy7-7
      @thatscrazy7-7 14 дней назад +10

      *sigh*

    • @LovelyLeo3
      @LovelyLeo3 14 дней назад +45

      And grabbing himself. Ugh.

    • @kalabakonbitts1362
      @kalabakonbitts1362 14 дней назад +30

      And touching of his body for subconscious self assurance. 😳

    • @nicolas._.2294
      @nicolas._.2294 13 дней назад +8

      Ye, I never heard someone doing something so annoying ever

    • @liagoldstein3842
      @liagoldstein3842 13 дней назад +10

      Through the teeth too!

  • @chamomiletea00
    @chamomiletea00 14 дней назад +872

    I have never felt this repulsed at any of your shorts until now 😂

  • @DeadLkeMe
    @DeadLkeMe 14 дней назад +543

    "ahhhhh don't that to me! 😏😄"
    Sir, I i promise, I am not doing anything to you nor do I intend to ☠️🙅‍♀️

  • @n0x..k1tty
    @n0x..k1tty 14 дней назад +931

    the gum chewing lowkey accurate

  • @Whattheslip
    @Whattheslip 14 дней назад +369

    The teeth sucking and sighing is so accurate 😭😭

  • @zaidahmad4151
    @zaidahmad4151 13 дней назад +169

    The constant chest rubs 😂 and the leaning back and forth, and the sucking in of breaths is crazy accurate.😂😂😂😂

  • @ayaaly2866
    @ayaaly2866 14 дней назад +505

    Never been so uncomfortable 😂

  • @krazykate6306
    @krazykate6306 14 дней назад +407

    I’m CLAWING at my eyes and ears 😭

  • @polardanii
    @polardanii 11 дней назад +70

    "you look like you could tame this lion!"
    "ræëäīéěěíħ"

  • @potatotime3976
    @potatotime3976 14 дней назад +229

    Brooo my desk neighbor at work just did this to me, a clearly married woman. Told me his account balance and said he’ll spoil me. I told him I was married and he said “let me meet your man” 😭

    • @Yevheniia-i4b
      @Yevheniia-i4b 14 дней назад +8

      Oh no, can you switch tables somehow? 😅😭🙈

    • @potatotime3976
      @potatotime3976 13 дней назад +41

      @ so the situation escalated, I reported him and he’s fired now. I sat at a temporary desk after I reported him ☺️ I’m leaving early today so he can’t corner me in the parking lot

    • @florytb
      @florytb 13 дней назад +11

      ​@@potatotime3976 wowww, stay safe

    • @potatotime3976
      @potatotime3976 12 дней назад +31

      Another update: I am now working from home until further notice due to this situation. Additionally nearly a dozen other women have stepped up after me. I was the only one to report this man 😳

    • @chhriistinn
      @chhriistinn 12 дней назад

      @@potatotime3976this is so terrible but i’m glad you spoke up and the others did too! women don’t deserve any of this kinda treatment EVER. 💗

  • @mittenista
    @mittenista 14 дней назад +85

    I feel like I need to talk to a trusted adult now

  • @Madymalfouyhh
    @Madymalfouyhh 10 дней назад +18

    Okay, you know that she's a great actress cuz she made you UNCOMFORTABLE ( I wanna erase this from my brain rn )

  • @True-unknown...504
    @True-unknown...504 14 дней назад +83

    "Yeah I'm a Scorpio, real emotional" As a Scorpio here, I disown him on behalf of the rest of the Scorpio's that went through this torture...

  • @nicolemascarenhas7973
    @nicolemascarenhas7973 14 дней назад +246

    The tsssssssss tho😂

  • @NatalieinNevada
    @NatalieinNevada 14 дней назад +148

    The eyeing you up and down sideways while he’s on the phone with his homie NOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aarohisrivastava727
    @aarohisrivastava727 14 дней назад +28

    And then the prettiest and kindest girl dates him 😂😂.......
    That girl is my bsf 😂

  • @System_Error404X
    @System_Error404X 14 дней назад +125

    "yeah alright then im just gonna"
    *Runs away as fast as i can*

  • @divineangel3
    @divineangel3 14 дней назад +63

    same guy that says "where my hug at" 😭🙏🙏

    • @SparkleSunflower123
      @SparkleSunflower123 14 дней назад

      Nah, THAT guy's a Cancer, for sure!😂

    • @lordlittletoeq8537
      @lordlittletoeq8537 9 дней назад

      *points to fire ant colony
      Need more those in retaliation

    • @bdaly03
      @bdaly03 5 дней назад

      And during the hug he plunges his bicycle horn lookin’ nose directly into your freshly washed and blown out hair, and does so with such force that you can feel his greasy ass nose touching your scalp, causing you to tell yourself that you need to take your 3rd shower of the day immediately upon arriving home from this nightmare of an encounter…
      But then it gets worse because he holds you in the hug for FAR too long and as close as he can until he then begins to take the most dramatic and OBNOXIOUSLY long/deep inhale that his vape tarnished lungs can handle, making you want to gag and run away but he’s still got you pinned in his death grip of a hug…
      And just when you think this nightmare is finally over and you can now go back to putting a bare minimum of 6 feet of open space between you and literally any of his body parts, he then hits you with his hail mary move where he begins to exhale before releasing you from his death grip hug but not before he lets out the most revolting stereotypical male porn star kind of moan/grunt thing, thinking he is the fucking MAN and therefore it's perfectly acceptable to proceed to make a comment somewhere along the lines of:
      “OmGGGG giiiiiiiiiiirl, you smell even better than the dessert I had last night from this 3 Michelin starred restaurant that my boi "owns" (riiiiiight) over on the Upper East Side - - you should let me take you there for dinner sometime and ah maybe you’ll let me have some of your sweetness for dessert instead…"
      OKokOK sorry I know that was all WAYYY too much, I took it too far and have repulsed myself lol - I will see myself out now, no need to get pushy LMAO 😅🥴🤢🤮

  • @isaakdramheart7597
    @isaakdramheart7597 14 дней назад +16

    I felt violated the acting is too good 💀

  • @paulinemuscatvlogs
    @paulinemuscatvlogs 14 дней назад +38

    Not even a full second in & I wanted to hurl…good job 😂

  • @MimiTheWerido
    @MimiTheWerido 14 дней назад +56

    i can only imagine how painful this was to make, edit, post, and watch for you.

  • @lyrebird2491
    @lyrebird2491 14 дней назад +21

    This is the first time I’ve seen you openly admit the cringe 😭

  • @Forever_ssyz
    @Forever_ssyz 14 дней назад +20

    "sssshsss" "for SHURE SHURE" I can't 💀

  • @mprincess0328
    @mprincess0328 14 дней назад +30

    the “aaaahhh 😏🤑”

  • @grace-4072
    @grace-4072 13 дней назад +6

    you’re really too good at these bc i feel violent

  • @UncleEarthCole.sVersion
    @UncleEarthCole.sVersion 6 дней назад +3

    The BEAAAAHHAUA is so real
    Not to mention the *HHHHSTHGH*
    And the Scorpio

  • @CherryColaCake
    @CherryColaCake 14 дней назад +17

    i'm not a girl but this pissed me off

  • @AsterDrankShampoo
    @AsterDrankShampoo 14 дней назад +14

    Genuinely my brother when we go out in public and he sees a girl

  • @landreyurmom
    @landreyurmom 9 дней назад +4

    “RAAAHHHHHH”
    *causally dies*

  • @mimaimoo
    @mimaimoo 14 дней назад +46

    "911, what's your emergency?"

  • @axdior
    @axdior 14 дней назад +21

    I didn’t even have to watch this first second to know this would probably be traumatizing 😭

  • @Clementine-nq5zx
    @Clementine-nq5zx 14 дней назад +46

    I'm uncomfortable😶

  • @h.m.mccray3220
    @h.m.mccray3220 6 дней назад +1

    Your characters are always so good at making me hate them lol. Great acting! ❤❤ ❤️

  • @Sakuraiwasaki-t5h
    @Sakuraiwasaki-t5h 11 дней назад +4

    “You look like you could tame those lion RAAAAAWHH 😍😏😚😉🦖

  • @tsunamislayer101
    @tsunamislayer101 14 дней назад +36

    Stop this is so good it hurts lol

  • @emilieraujensen5452
    @emilieraujensen5452 8 дней назад +3

    I am fully convinced that this is the "Grown up" version of Where's my hug guy 😂😂😂

  • @Snvilkitty
    @Snvilkitty 10 дней назад +4

    The way I genuinely moved back when you came closer to the camera 😭😭
    Good job!

  • @mylifeischaos_11
    @mylifeischaos_11 7 дней назад +2

    no joke i had a mental breakdown and cried for a whole fucking hour after watching this. riri please have mercy 😭🙏

  • @samtron5000
    @samtron5000 10 дней назад +2

    She’s so good at playing people you HATE lol amazing

  • @Stayyy_jiniret
    @Stayyy_jiniret 13 дней назад +4

    The friking sighs
    Just wanna puch that face its so annyoing,youre a realllllly good actor keep up!(not this one it hurts)😅

  • @jibekmechler139
    @jibekmechler139 14 дней назад +15

    My uterus just curled up and didd

  • @hihellothere-
    @hihellothere- 14 дней назад +27

    nah cause I swear this is so relatable even though I've never seen a man like this in my life

  • @TR0NCATT
    @TR0NCATT 6 дней назад +1

    THE “RAAAAHAHAHHH” IS SO ACCURATE

  • @troubleinthevalley5884
    @troubleinthevalley5884 14 дней назад +10

    I'm completely traumatized LOL

  • @MackenzieNerdyEMT
    @MackenzieNerdyEMT 14 дней назад +9

    I both love and hate this on a deep level haha

  • @SincerelyMadi1
    @SincerelyMadi1 9 дней назад +1

    “rRaAAaAaææEaaAHhHh” IM CRYING

  • @jennawhite4356
    @jennawhite4356 6 дней назад +1

    It's scary how accurate this is!!! 😂😂😂

  • @fregeu
    @fregeu 5 дней назад +2

    and you already know he calls women “bitches” “females” or “hoes” 😭🙏

  • @Roxi_.
    @Roxi_. 11 дней назад +2

    its the ahhh dont do this to me and the constant on and off looks for me 😭

  • @_personified_lethargy_
    @_personified_lethargy_ 11 дней назад +3

    I have an actual headache. This is your most realistic skit yet

  • @bieneherburg3396
    @bieneherburg3396 12 дней назад +1

    The way i CRINGEDDDDD 💀 this is awfully accurate

  • @indiaeaton1255
    @indiaeaton1255 14 дней назад +8

    You're way too good at this lol

  • @Urlocalfilipinomultistan
    @Urlocalfilipinomultistan 10 дней назад +1

    He cant pull any girls but he can pull my braincells away.

  • @exolentexo-l
    @exolentexo-l 10 дней назад +1

    gave me the ick cuz the acting is too good😭

  • @Tealaful
    @Tealaful 10 дней назад +2

    No because i swear that ive met guys like this and its a hilarious representation. 😂 I will literally just sit back and watch them as a case study because characters like this are crazy irl. They get worked up when you laugh at them though but 😂

  • @abele_tte
    @abele_tte 14 дней назад +1

    the hissing and constant holding onto the shirt plEASE 😭🙏

  • @aloysiusidelia
    @aloysiusidelia 14 дней назад +5

    And I thought the "Where's my hug" was creepy

  • @stephanieweeks3489
    @stephanieweeks3489 12 дней назад +3

    Scorpio men have done so much damage to the Scorpio reputation I swear

  • @katelijnesommen
    @katelijnesommen 14 дней назад +2

    This honest-to-god truly physically hurts

  • @lucky_luce
    @lucky_luce 13 дней назад +1

    The man spreading and sighs made it accurate 😭😂

  • @JellySandwichesAllNight
    @JellySandwichesAllNight 9 дней назад +1

    Fr they be thinking they pull anyone when the only thing they are pulling is pepper spray

  • @makennashuter6606
    @makennashuter6606 8 дней назад +1

    Stuck with this guy for a year and a half. I’ll be accepting prayers in this trying time.

  • @tiffanypersaud3518
    @tiffanypersaud3518 7 дней назад +2

    This character would make me walk into a wall trying to escape. And as a Gemini whenever someone calls me crazy I accept😅, why lie?

  • @clxudyxuan
    @clxudyxuan 12 дней назад +2

    The way my blood boiled. 😀

  • @allinonetoolboxsupersafe115
    @allinonetoolboxsupersafe115 12 дней назад +3

    Bruh I had to pause every two seconds to be able to watch it

  • @jeonghansyndrome
    @jeonghansyndrome 14 дней назад +1

    bro keeps on hissing like he just ate spicy food 💀

  • @katashi_c
    @katashi_c 14 дней назад +3

    Pulling out hair as I’m watching this
    Thank you💕

  • @Gamer_Mama_0611
    @Gamer_Mama_0611 12 дней назад +1

    You've outdone yourself, this one makes me want to cringe more than ever. Pick me girl is endearing in comparison 😂 love you, you're the best actress girl

  • @AddyVlogsYT
    @AddyVlogsYT 14 дней назад +1

    Every time I hear the “RaAaAh!” I get flashbacks 😭

  • @dinimaran271
    @dinimaran271 7 дней назад

    This is so good! This would make a great drag king character!

  • @natthevilone
    @natthevilone 9 дней назад +1

    THE PTSD 😭 OH MY GOOOOOD

  • @frosty9631
    @frosty9631 12 дней назад +1

    This is a work of art, nailed it

  • @pumpkinlatte6049
    @pumpkinlatte6049 14 дней назад +2

    I never feel so violated rn through a video

  • @castielabloodwings6301
    @castielabloodwings6301 10 дней назад +1

    You are a great actress tbh 😂

  • @alexawood8
    @alexawood8 6 дней назад

    I know a guy like this. You are SPOT ON.

  • @ClaraBeara66
    @ClaraBeara66 9 дней назад

    It’s the “yeah yeah yeah” and leaving back in the chair all the time 😂 so accurate fr

  • @IWANNASCRREAAMM
    @IWANNASCRREAAMM 7 дней назад +1

    “You’re a lesbian? I can change that”

  • @emilyp9869
    @emilyp9869 11 дней назад +2

    she looks like the guy who sang “u was at the club”

  • @mynosycats
    @mynosycats 14 дней назад +1

    That's more accurate than the actual men who act like this 😂😂

  • @yooitssmee
    @yooitssmee 9 дней назад

    "40k's pocket change man" sent me 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @annamay731
    @annamay731 10 дней назад +1

    The hissing sounds triggered me 😂

  • @FelicityBe3
    @FelicityBe3 14 дней назад +1

    The way my hand went to cover an imaginary drink

  • @alyasvielpalmer4705
    @alyasvielpalmer4705 8 дней назад

    🤣🤣 this actually activated my fight or flight

  • @Izabelameya123
    @Izabelameya123 6 дней назад +1

    The tv remote as the phone 😭😭

  • @JoraAustin
    @JoraAustin 11 дней назад +1

    making fake investments in front of you is wiiiild 😂

  • @kate1060
    @kate1060 13 дней назад +3

    Does a guy saying "I'm so emotional" translate to the same thing as a pick me girl saying "I'm not emotional like the other girls"?

  • @DrReid-ej4uz
    @DrReid-ej4uz 7 дней назад

    The body language is so spot on

  • @cookies._comfort
    @cookies._comfort 10 дней назад +1

    the constant sucking air through teeth is so accurate

  • @Isabellalovesroses
    @Isabellalovesroses 10 дней назад +1

    Dont do that to scorpios 😭😭😭 AAREHHHH

  • @yeoldetort
    @yeoldetort 7 дней назад

    The laugh☠️ so many bad memories with that laugh

  • @BellaSmith-c6o
    @BellaSmith-c6o 13 дней назад +1

    You know she’s a good actor when the acting makes you physically flinch.

  • @kathakancheriofficial
    @kathakancheriofficial 7 дней назад

    The loud ass breathing is insanely accurate omg😭😭