LYRICS: The Coronavirus Rap You may think I'm a government hoax, you may think I'm the next plague You may think I'm just a flu, you may think I'm the apocalypse But hang onto your seats and listen right here I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your toilet paper Hip, hop, hop hop from person to person I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap I was born on the seventh of December, I remember very well that horrible day I was in a bowl of bat soup, curled up tight, though I have to say, it was BLURGGHHH Nothing to do, didn't wanna spread I was so happy, didn't wanna make anyone dead Then I hear some people give a shout One bite, Mr. Corona, and you'll be out I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me I shouted out, "NO BREATHING!" Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can do murderous and mad dog stuff" I popped out my head, said now watch me fuck the economy I juked and jived around the world Balam-bam-boola, balam-bam-diddy cough Hip, hop, hip hop infect I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap When I was one, I swam into someone's mouth When I was two, I was just a flu When I was three, I started getting really dangerous When I was four, I went to this cafe When I was five, the airplane took off When I was six, I went to London Airport When I was seven, there was no-one down the street When I was eight, I got to meet prime minister When I was nine, they closed all the schools When I was ten they made me, disappear Oh no! And everything was lovely once again, wonderful
I'm so glad Rosen survived the Virus. He's a very sweet guy, and the fact he's okay with poopers now really made me glad he survived. I'd want him to survive anyway since he's one of my Jewish inspirations and one guy I would definitely love my kids to meet when I have them. I definitely love the guy and he's gone through hell in the past four-ish years losing his youngest son, getting Covid etcetera. So glad Captain could bring some joy during those dark days that we thought Mick might die.
This is a work of art. Great job lightening the mood of this serious situation a bit, dude! We can’t disregard this whole thing as a joke, but it’s nice to have fun with it here and there. Stay safe, everybody!
Am I the only one who looks up Michael Rosen YTP stuff to use in my own because I can't be bothered going through all the source material to sentence mix it myself?
Hi everyone! Important news. Michael Rosen is currently in ICU with an illness. It is NOT related to Coronavirus, but I felt like I needed to share it just so we can show Michael his support. You can search his name on the news
Oh dear. I hope he recovers soon, I just read he is said to be doing "ok, stable, alert" so let's hope for the best. From when was this update? I found the one on twitter from yesterday but there may have been an update since then.
Incidentally, Michael DID get the virus back in March. He recovered but his sight, hearing and voice got affected by the ordeal. Full video is here: ruclips.net/video/E1wOZJ1B77M/видео.html
Many of us followed that while it was happening, sent out our prayers at the time. We knew around the time he was first admitted to hospital, glad he made it but unfortunate that he does suffer long-term side effects now, all the best to him
LYRICS:
The Coronavirus Rap
You may think I'm a government hoax, you may think I'm the next plague
You may think I'm just a flu, you may think I'm the apocalypse
But hang onto your seats and listen right here
I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your toilet paper
Hip, hop, hop hop from person to person
I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap
I was born on the seventh of December, I remember very well that horrible day
I was in a bowl of bat soup, curled up tight, though I have to say, it was BLURGGHHH
Nothing to do, didn't wanna spread
I was so happy, didn't wanna make anyone dead
Then I hear some people give a shout
One bite, Mr. Corona, and you'll be out
I'm telling you, that was a puzzle to me
I shouted out, "NO BREATHING!"
Doctor shouted, "Good lord, he can do murderous and mad dog stuff"
I popped out my head, said now watch me fuck the economy
I juked and jived around the world
Balam-bam-boola, balam-bam-diddy cough
Hip, hop, hip hop infect
I'm giving you all the coronavirus rap, rap, rap, rap
When I was one, I swam into someone's mouth
When I was two, I was just a flu
When I was three, I started getting really dangerous
When I was four, I went to this cafe
When I was five, the airplane took off
When I was six, I went to London Airport
When I was seven, there was no-one down the street
When I was eight, I got to meet prime minister
When I was nine, they closed all the schools
When I was ten they made me, disappear
Oh no! And everything was lovely once again, wonderful
😂
PLUMS
the good ol outro
CaptainPlums but what about the “KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM “ bit
@@dougthomas5386 Well that's just my outro
When the hero returns during our time of need
I hope Michael doesn't catch the virus. I know that at his age, he is more susceptible...
"You can't stop me, I'm Michael Motherfucking Rosen!"
Ah! That was the mistake
He has. He's in ICU.
ive got bad news for you mate
If......you know....you have blood on your hands...
Holly hell, dude.
I wonder what Michael would think about this rap.
THE A-POKE-A-LIPS.
I'm so glad Rosen survived the Virus. He's a very sweet guy, and the fact he's okay with poopers now really made me glad he survived. I'd want him to survive anyway since he's one of my Jewish inspirations and one guy I would definitely love my kids to meet when I have them. I definitely love the guy and he's gone through hell in the past four-ish years losing his youngest son, getting Covid etcetera. So glad Captain could bring some joy during those dark days that we thought Mick might die.
CoronaVirus is 9, we just need to wait until its 10 and. We'll be safe
Genius jokes, great flow and a happy ending! Great to see quality pooping is still alive
When I was 10, they made me disappear.
That would be awesome, not gonna lie.
the virus really did get to meet prime minister
great sentence mixing damn I love this
“I popped out my head and said watch me fuck the economy” 😂
balam bam boola balam ba diddy *COUGH*
ahaha this is bloody genuis man loved it
I didn’t know whether I’d laugh or feel sorry for Michael Rosen. So, I did both.
0:41 I love how the man is called Corona man before the Virus spread
This is a work of art. Great job lightening the mood of this serious situation a bit, dude! We can’t disregard this whole thing as a joke, but it’s nice to have fun with it here and there. Stay safe, everybody!
110 people had Corona
I love your straightforward jokey YTPs
A classic returns to save the day
i am blessed to be among the first 200 to watch this gem
Damn, good job man
Thank you, Captain
Bro Coronavirus in the captions is corrode my thighs.
So glad these are still being made
"When I was 8, I got to meet Prime Minister"
It certainly did...
Beautiful,that’s a rap
Michael rosen : **Rap corona virus**
In 15 September
Michael rosen : I got corona virus
Fun fact: he got coronavirus and recovered.
Some glorious stuff right here!
Am I the only one who looks up Michael Rosen YTP stuff to use in my own because I can't be bothered going through all the source material to sentence mix it myself?
YOURE ALIVE
"now watch me fuck the economy"
Yep, that'll be big thin next month
0:32
omfg I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂
this is absolutely perfect
According to this rap everything will end alright, thanx Captn'!!!
Pure love
This aged badly
This....is.....art
Toy-let pay-per
This hits different after hearing about IRL Michael Rosen's brush with death due to COVID
@CaptainPlums You should make an entire story about how Michael got corona virus
This song is quite infectious!
It's almost been a whole year
Thanks for making this exist
Hi everyone! Important news. Michael Rosen is currently in ICU with an illness. It is NOT related to Coronavirus, but I felt like I needed to share it just so we can show Michael his support. You can search his name on the news
He has been released to a ward and is now resting according to the latest update on twitter
LOVE!!!!
Yes Michael crosen
0:32 best part
I had the virus and survived
This was God-Tier
Love it, but take the tags out of the description before your channel gets terminated.
which one, is there something I don't know yet here
@@CaptainPlums spamming any tags in the description is called tag stuffing and youtube will terminate your channel if they see it
@@driedfruit1238 Ah. Cheers for the heads-up
@@CaptainPlums (click) nice
love it
Michael is actually in ICU at the mo. Just thought y'all should know.
Oh dear. I hope he recovers soon, I just read he is said to be doing "ok, stable, alert" so let's hope for the best. From when was this update? I found the one on twitter from yesterday but there may have been an update since then.
This is perfection
Amazing
Dangit he just burned all my toilet papers
Video Time!
very nice
I'm surprised at how fast you're churning out Michael Rosen YTPs.
Holy shit, I seriously wasnt expected a happy ending.
The A pOkE aLyPsE.
So lit it burned down my house.
By the way you deserve way more subscribers
Good job, over 400 likes and 0 dislikes
When he actually gets the virus...
And then it spiked again in October.
Still waiting for 10!
Very epic
Incidentally, Michael DID get the virus back in March. He recovered but his sight, hearing and voice got affected by the ordeal. Full video is here: ruclips.net/video/E1wOZJ1B77M/видео.html
Many of us followed that while it was happening, sent out our prayers at the time. We knew around the time he was first admitted to hospital, glad he made it but unfortunate that he does suffer long-term side effects now, all the best to him
@@CaptainPlums Well said
I mean then again he is getting old but still going strong
@@galacticgaminghd1859 It is pretty impressive.
now I have to say it was.....
BLEUGHHH
Lmfao!! Perfect!
Omg my fucking dad is back
How did I find this today?!
Funny the 7th of December is Chicknpika’s birthday too
Mr. Rosen seems to be experiencing symptoms, sadly.
Oh damn, really?
Hi what editing software do you use to edit these
Sony Vegas Pro 15
This is amazing!
Michael Rosen was in hospital
Love this.
Gold!
Ok, when is it going to become 10?
Why don't you use any clips from the new michael rosen videos
Balambaboolam balabadiddy cough
Number 10 didn’t happen yet.
It will.
*People in 2016:* Are they seriously still making Michael Rosen YTPs? Michael Rosen is a dead YTP source.
*2020:*
It will always be a good source, the amount of stories that can be told with this is vast
@@CaptainPlums Yep, especially as he uploads new content every couple of months. He recently made a beatbox version of We're Going on a Bear Hunt
U didn't have to do sentence mixing for the no breathing part
wow nice I didn't expect this
hahaha nice
Apokélypse?
Corosenvirus
I gotta find that guy in china that ate that bat soup and thank him for my 1200 dollars and 2-week break.
wait... why is C-19 here...?!
Hahahahahah
😂😂😂
Lol
0 dislikes
Racist and it mite get demonitized or however you spell it btw I liked and subbed
there is no racism here but thanks
@@CaptainPlums maybe he's mentioning bat soup LoL, but I guess only snowflake/CCP bots will triggered by this bat soup joke.
How is it racist?
Take this video down
Amazing