“Give him all the shredded cheese, goooood… yessss.” I said laughing to myself as the final step of my master plan falls into place before anyone became the wiser to bring an end to the United States. As I watch this dog absolutely demolish the shredded cheese, the national supply of dairy reaches critically low levels bringing shortages throughout the country. This shortage deeply threatens the once stable stocks in big dairy and in turn scares investors to sell their shares in lactic related-markets. Within mere weeks of this incident the coffers run dry the titan of dairy industry Prairie farms, causing a titanic collapse that sends ripples through the economy. The shock wave of its falls exasperates the stock market, frightening millions to sell their shares in hopes of returning a fraction of their former wealth. To understand how I bypassed the safeguards of the economy. First and foremost, it is important to understand that the government does not control the markets, they merely set the trends by setting the price. By introducing massive surpluses and shortfalls, the government can manipulate the public opinion and cause panic in the markets. This leads to a rapid drop in prices and thus a return on investments. In other words, the government has been used to destabilize the American economy and make you lose money. And believe me, we all lost money... I know from experience. Of course, after huge economic shock, the government is required to take action and in unexpected shortages extra attention is acquired. Wanting to correct this unforeseen blip they are destined to introduce strict regulations on the dairy industry. These new rules were introduced with the help of our once beloved dairy farmers who quickly took advantage of the chaos and filed for bankruptcy. Only then did the government realize that they had no choice but to provide financial support for the dairy industry, a move that will further increase their debt along with the citizens of the nation. Now, along with gas prices rising, (I may have sent the dog to drink oil as well), disarray will further rise in the nation as the attempts of the government to pay for bailouts, forcing them to print more money. The increased inflation will reach unbearable highs and make people question the control of the nation. In history we've seen how economic troubles can fracture a nation. That was only one of the many factors leading to the current situation we face today. Now that my master plan has gone into full effect and there is no turning back. In an attempt to restore the faith of the people, the government decides to act fast. They pin the blame of the destabilization of the society to conspiracy within the public and the ranks of congress. They create a new law entitled "The Protection of the People Act" which would allow them to arrest any person involved in the conspiracy and punish them with severe punishment or even death. This brash decision imposed by the congress brings chaos among the nation as conspirators capture celebrities and trying to seek the truth killed and maimed them. The public watched in shock as the nation transformed into a hell pit. Rebellions rise up to not only discover the truth but to also exact justice upon those who sought to destroy their lives. The president, desperate to maintain control over his crumbling empire, called for a national emergency and declared martial law. He even goes as far as to declare himself absolute dictator and appoint himself as the supreme leader of the nation. The people were stunned at first and then they became enraged as their rights were stripped away and they became slaves of the state. In response, they rose up against their oppressors and marched into the streets demanding freedom. There is nothing more frightening than a united populace. But alas, freedom comes with a cost. Those who fought for the ideals of liberty paid dearly in blood. Many died defending the ideals of the land and others were made to join the ranks of the military. After a long and bloody war, the nation was torn apart and the people scattered across the land in 3 separate commonwealths. Today we live in a country of chaos where violence reigns supreme. Like that... a 250 year union crumbles into dust, all starting with a dog eating shredded cheese.
No cap dude literally going hard with that “Farm Escape 2011 on IOS” theme
Thank you I’ve been searching for that song for ages
Is pou theme original
Link?
I thought it was from pou
The way you the wayyyy he’s drinking ittttt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"MmmmmMmm... CHEZ BURGERS!"
- Chez Burger
At burgers?
Bro has to go in five minutes so he’s hurrying.
The dog has learning ultra instinct
Very funny 👍 there are very few shorts that actually make me laugh with my mouth
Dog just enjoying his pasta
Nah that's cheese
Bro gobbling that cheese
When he said "🧀" I really felt that
The chess tax
@@pro_silverfox cheese
Bro is eating facts
"Bro dont worry he dont bite"
underated channel
So emothisbal 🥺
dog eating mcdon french fires
The internet:
Pou?
Whatthedogdoin
Still Smash 🤭
The dog is doing what?
I have no idea, Mr President
@@InternetThings please put my best men on finding out what activity this canine is partaking in.
That's how my sister eats
What actions is the canine performing?
father oat
🥰
Silly little goober
Dubious specimen
“Give him all the shredded cheese, goooood… yessss.” I said laughing to myself as the final step of my master plan falls into place before anyone became the wiser to bring an end to the United States. As I watch this dog absolutely demolish the shredded cheese, the national supply of dairy reaches critically low levels bringing shortages throughout the country. This shortage deeply threatens the once stable stocks in big dairy and in turn scares investors to sell their shares in lactic related-markets. Within mere weeks of this incident the coffers run dry the titan of dairy industry Prairie farms, causing a titanic collapse that sends ripples through the economy. The shock wave of its falls exasperates the stock market, frightening millions to sell their shares in hopes of returning a fraction of their former wealth. To understand how I bypassed the safeguards of the economy. First and foremost, it is important to understand that the government does not control the markets, they merely set the trends by setting the price. By introducing massive surpluses and shortfalls, the government can manipulate the public opinion and cause panic in the markets. This leads to a rapid drop in prices and thus a return on investments. In other words, the government has been used to destabilize the American economy and make you lose money. And believe me, we all lost money... I know from experience. Of course, after huge economic shock, the government is required to take action and in unexpected shortages extra attention is acquired. Wanting to correct this unforeseen blip they are destined to introduce strict regulations on the dairy industry. These new rules were introduced with the help of our once beloved dairy farmers who quickly took advantage of the chaos and filed for bankruptcy. Only then did the government realize that they had no choice but to provide financial support for the dairy industry, a move that will further increase their debt along with the citizens of the nation. Now, along with gas prices rising, (I may have sent the dog to drink oil as well), disarray will further rise in the nation as the attempts of the government to pay for bailouts, forcing them to print more money. The increased inflation will reach unbearable highs and make people question the control of the nation. In history we've seen how economic troubles can fracture a nation. That was only one of the many factors leading to the current situation we face today. Now that my master plan has gone into full effect and there is no turning back.
In an attempt to restore the faith of the people, the government decides to act fast. They pin the blame of the destabilization of the society to conspiracy within the public and the ranks of congress. They create a new law entitled "The Protection of the People Act" which would allow them to arrest any person involved in the conspiracy and punish them with severe punishment or even death. This brash decision imposed by the congress brings chaos among the nation as conspirators capture celebrities and trying to seek the truth killed and maimed them. The public watched in shock as the nation transformed into a hell pit. Rebellions rise up to not only discover the truth but to also exact justice upon those who sought to destroy their lives. The president, desperate to maintain control over his crumbling empire, called for a national emergency and declared martial law. He even goes as far as to declare himself absolute dictator and appoint himself as the supreme leader of the nation. The people were stunned at first and then they became enraged as their rights were stripped away and they became slaves of the state. In response, they rose up against their oppressors and marched into the streets demanding freedom. There is nothing more frightening than a united populace. But alas, freedom comes with a cost. Those who fought for the ideals of liberty paid dearly in blood. Many died defending the ideals of the land and others were made to join the ranks of the military. After a long and bloody war, the nation was torn apart and the people scattered across the land in 3 separate commonwealths. Today we live in a country of chaos where violence reigns supreme.
Like that... a 250 year union crumbles into dust, all starting with a dog eating shredded cheese.
Sir, this is a-…never mind…
@@beaulaplume my goals are beyond your understanding
@@fisherisawesome9547 You do have quite the imagination. I’ll give you that.
@@beaulaplume i fed the first quote through an ai story generator and made small corrections. A little too creative
Who remembers Pou
👇
Pou Food Drop
CHEESE
THE LIKES 💀😭👹
my dog
Ceoms🤑🤑🤑
This is racist
The Waffle House has found it's new host
Shutup