Don't worry, only 1 in 8,060,000 chiropractor visits result in debilitating spinal injury; so even if a visit to Chroniko is 1,000x more likely to result in injury, it would still be highly unlikely for you to sustain an injury. ...It's a million times more likely?! ... that's... still one in eight... those are... decently safe odds... °u°'
Thank you for helping me sleep every night, I had really bad insomnia and had panic attacks just before falling asleep. Then started listening to ASMR to try and calm down before bed as weird as it sounds it really helped and I want to thank you for helping me get sleep every night. (Along with other ASMR artists but you my fav!)
Hey, you fixed my back! I don't feel any pain anymore! Huh, I don't really feel ... anything. Hey, Doc? Could I move my legs before, or were they always like that? You know, just kinda dangling there? Boy, my vision's getting pretty blurry. I think I am gonna lie down ... and take a nap ...
What microphone do you use? I was thinking I would buy a microphone that is good for talking, streaming and asmr but I don't know which one is good right now.
Hi Chroniko! I love your ASMR. Have you ever considered doing a brainrot removal rp? I've seen some from other asmrtists and they're surprisingly tingly, and I have a feeling you would have a really interest/unique take on it!
The sentient array of sunlight fixed my spinal issues, for a bit, she kept going, back to square one but I’ve made physical contact with a woman so it’s okay I guess
I don't know how throughly scripted or not your videos are but either way you miss every single peeve I have with the vast majority of roleplay asmr videos. Things like: directly repeating/stating exactly what the listener is supposed to say/said, using odd nicknames in place of the listener's name instead of using non specific words or just avoiding it, constantly mentioning the tags of the script rather than information being conveyed naturally via dialogue or context. Because you do not do any of the above your videos are very immersive. I hope you continue to make videos like these and more than that hope you keep having fun with it
I'm not doubting your medical expertise or anything but I did make sure to finish my will before our appointment, just in case.
hey if you're still working on it, feel free to write me in! that's C-H-R-O-N-I-K-O thank you!!!!!! 🤓☝️
@@chroniko_oNerd :3 🤓☝🏻
put me in there too 🙏
Don't worry, only 1 in 8,060,000 chiropractor visits result in debilitating spinal injury; so even if a visit to Chroniko is 1,000x more likely to result in injury, it would still be highly unlikely for you to sustain an injury.
...It's a million times more likely?! ... that's... still one in eight... those are... decently safe odds... °u°'
@@Danielathan, I'll take those odds
Fellas, you do NOT want your card to get declined at this chiropractor. I came in with a headache and left with chronic(o) back pain
heres your 100th like kind sir
Thank you for helping me sleep every night, I had really bad insomnia and had panic attacks just before falling asleep. Then started listening to ASMR to try and calm down before bed as weird as it sounds it really helped and I want to thank you for helping me get sleep every night. (Along with other ASMR artists but you my fav!)
I prayed for times like this, Chroniko uploads are the highlight of my days, they're so relaxing
Wdf anime adventures pfp 😭😭🙏
Unique escanor with a summer skin on is kinda crazy
wait i just noticed that pfp lmao
I really love your close up whispers, more of that please
ooo i'm glad you like them!!
i'll try to do more in the future, thank you for the comment! :3
@@chroniko_o thank you, looking forward to it!
If there’s one thing I’ve picked up on it’s that the viewers of niko’s ASMR scenario tend to not laugh at her clear comedic genius.
There have been a few of her videos that I genuinely can’t sleep to because I am too cracked up. You’re right, she is a genius sometimes
speak for yourself
I’m as smart as a potato 😂❤
If I haven't said it before, I love your mix of whispering and soft spoken, and I absolutely adore your cute voice
Thank you for uploading on my birthday!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
happy birthday
happy birthday and we have the same birthday lol
Happy birthday! 🥳🎉🎂
Happy birthday
Thank you do much for the treatment. Now i can see my back without a mirror
14:30 was especially nice, asmr was so good i forgot about what i was stressing about
Hey, you fixed my back! I don't feel any pain anymore! Huh, I don't really feel ... anything. Hey, Doc? Could I move my legs before, or were they always like that? You know, just kinda dangling there? Boy, my vision's getting pretty blurry. I think I am gonna lie down ... and take a nap ...
"Or should I say back there... what's going on BACK there.... _back_ there... like on your back." lmao
Really lovely asmr ^ ^
Omg I'm so dyslexic, I've been reading it as "chorniko" this whole time and i just kept thinking about churros
Maybe you were just hungry
11:09 "explore... the spine in a different way" MAGIC SCHOOLBUS STYLE?!?
LOLLL buckle up we're going IN 🤓🤓☝️☝️
@@chroniko_oA normal appointment with the squid!? NO WAY!
10/10, I don't feel any pain at all anymore!
In fact...I don't think I feel anything anymore.
you know i kinda needed that spine but i understand where you’re coming from
thank you for understanding! (🤓☝️)
I love your model! Its refreshing to see someone use a Vtuber model for a change instead of staring into my soul with their real eyes...
I love how you put your current favorite song in the description, its pretty nice
I always look forward to a new Chroniko video! You’re my favorite ASMRtist! You have the cutest voice!
My insurance doesn't cover this
Pseudoscience snake oil asmr? do voodoo or spirit healing next
I can't feel my legs-
I love these silly roleplays :3
Ah, finally, a RUclips Chiropractor I can trust.
the the shrimp to squid conversion therapy
I just clicked off a short where they paralyzed their patient. But, im sure this goofy one isnt silly enough to do that to me.
Niko+chiropractic adjustment? Oh we sleeping all through the night, baby! 😎
Or forever 😅
I LOVE THIS VOICE
I LOVE WOMEN!
me too bud. me too :)
And I'm gay.
@@muffetsmuffin7202 me too bud. me too :) (bi)
MEEEEE TOOOO 🔥🗣️
Not me to😼
had to watch again 'cause you knocked me out 7 minutes in
Haven’t watched the video yet. I better hear my back crunch like a pringle
Update: 👌
Perfect timing!
I just realized a new trigger because of this video.
Ur so cute and love the colors in ur hair
when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!
I heard tri state area!? What the hell for all we know, this was secretly perry the platypus, he is a master of disguise after all
What microphone do you use? I was thinking I would buy a microphone that is good for talking, streaming and asmr but I don't know which one is good right now.
Good day when Chroniko uploads 🙏
I luvv the combo, squid lady 🌈🖤
This is ASMR 👍
I’ll make sure to leave a 5 star review. Right after I get my new back brace put on
I like bubblewrap but if your looking for a good crunch sound, try using Celary.
that's such a good idea oh my gosh.... next time!! :D
Hi Chroniko! I love your ASMR. Have you ever considered doing a brainrot removal rp? I've seen some from other asmrtists and they're surprisingly tingly, and I have a feeling you would have a really interest/unique take on it!
good ending
@@aljninja frfr
as a skeleton, i approve.
papyrus said his back hasn’t felt that good in ages or something.
10/10 would recommend
Oh gosh i cant feel my legs help
Waiting to turn into a mortal combat fatality
surprised at the lack of "chronik pain" comments
thanks for the new video (dr.) squid lady
naisu asmr Chorizo kun
my back may or may not feel like a slinky now but ya know what we ball
7:06 what?
She said calm. I think
Our joints aren't the only release we're getting, I guess
Can i get an appointment? I have too many issues🥴😎
Do I detect a slight bit of southern drawl in chroniko's voice?
I came in with lower back pain and left, unable to move my right arm and twist my head sideways
What if instead of a massage you gripped my calf muscle really hard until I get a cramp and I pass out from the pain
Mission Success: I cannot feel my legs :D
The sentient array of sunlight fixed my spinal issues, for a bit, she kept going, back to square one but I’ve made physical contact with a woman so it’s okay I guess
Pls don’t break my neck that’s all I want
My family uses a chiropractor because our body’s do just get misaligned. My fracking spine because I art and shrimp when art cracks so bad every time
Eh, why not? Surely my bad back can't get any worse after your visit
Tristateb area? How many times have you gotten visits from doctor doofinshmirz? We know he needs it with that neck bend
I think someone could’ve used this a few days ago or something… 🧐
hmm I cant seem to feel my legs, meh I guess that'll fix itself
좋아요
I don't know how throughly scripted or not your videos are but either way you miss every single peeve I have with the vast majority of roleplay asmr videos. Things like: directly repeating/stating exactly what the listener is supposed to say/said, using odd nicknames in place of the listener's name instead of using non specific words or just avoiding it, constantly mentioning the tags of the script rather than information being conveyed naturally via dialogue or context. Because you do not do any of the above your videos are very immersive. I hope you continue to make videos like these and more than that hope you keep having fun with it
Under a minute ago, dam
Just in case I will prepare my last rites. Wanna join miss Chroniko?
41 sec gang
Uhh..... are you sure that bone is suppose to make that noise ?. Yknow im starting to realize you might have lied about your expertise.
Kinda sounds like lil from rugrats
that neck *wtf*