VOX: What sound does a D*CK make when you slap it?

[@fivetreehouses]

I introduce to you, Selenian Exeggutor

[@jamescruz8678]

Selexeggutor

[@moonythespoonie9551]

Love how Sonny is the only normal-looking one besides Fulgur himself tbh

[@wolzerx]

"How deep did you go last night" oh my god. I mean, I know Sonny initiated it but holy heck Vox took it to a different level there 😂😂😂

[@fivetreehouses]

Sasuga 📦, as always

[@adrianskyler8071]

They were really unhinged for a Valo collab, so this is what happens when niji dads and the Aussie menaces collab

[@fivetreehouses]

NijiUnhinged let's goooo

[@terryesque]

the Aussie Menaces sound like a semi-legit name for a band

[@keekee300]

"It went through all my intestines, that b*tch curves"
IM SORRY WHAT THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME 💀💀💀

[@fivetreehouses]

I see that you are a pilk dealer hhhmmmm

[@keekee300]

@@fivetreehouses 👀

[@gabimarus4834]

FR LIKE I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES

[@bogdananghel2498]

Tag: "All the way through"

[@lujixcjml]

Fcking literature right there

[@TalonFGC]

"The penis is a metaphor. It was actually in our hearts, the whole time" - Sonny Brisko

[@WH00ZAH]

Selen is that one girl in school that always hangs out more with boys rather than with girls and im here for it

[@victorym744]

SELEN'S IMAGE I'M DYING HAHAHA

[@fivetreehouses]

Behold, Selenian Exeggutor!

[@txcore]

PLS WHY IS IT BUILT LIKE A COCONUT TREE ANIMAL BRU 😭🔫

[@GoldRichness]

@@txcore because it is the alolan variant

[@saucesheep]

this is truly the “head empty” hopcon team
ty for the clip, the edit at the end was hilarious

[@fivetreehouses]

that tiktok was the first thing I've thought after seeing this part 😆

[@saikei6382]

I wish I can make Luca expound more on his, "guys I feel like i have it" moment

[@tadanopoteto]

SELEN AS EXEGGUTOR 🤣 your inclusion of the sounds really adds to the narrative 😆

[@fivetreehouses]

I tried my best to make it immersive 😆

[@liv9293]

I JUST REALIZED THE TRUNK I JUST SAW HER FLOATING HEAD AND THEN REALIZED THE WHOLE THING WHEN I READ THIS 😭😭😭

[@tadanopoteto]

@@liv9293 I actually didn't see her head at first 😆 I was wondering why she was the only one without a photo, then I looked at the top of the screen 😆

[@liv9293]

@@tadanopoteto SAME

[@terryesque]

I fricking choked on my miso soup when Selen said "wait let me try"

[@shiroikage]

Welcome to the gentlemen club, we talks about anything under the sun and in the dark

[@fivetreehouses]

Like a real gentleman 🤵‍♂️

[@gabimarus4834]

"It went through all of my intestines, that bitch curves." Tears are forming

[@leiii05]

Yeah. We chose to be Nijisanji oshis. We chose this life.

[@fivetreehouses]

I have no regrets

[@ying-shijie]

I love the LAM brothers. "Nice game" he says, like a peepaw. I love them both together so much I want to make them a duo and just make them collab one by one with everyone else like a litmus test but with LAM brothers just to see what happens

[@5ofTk3y]

Luca is so cute lol

[@fivetreehouses]

he always is tbh

[@LloydShovel]

If enna was here, this conversation will go way way worse.

[@asuraaoki1925]

The edit at the end took me OUT 😭😭😭

[@fivetreehouses]

I'm sorryyy 😆😭

[@MachaSavageBunny]

The spiritual level of it made me feel related 😂

[@HebiSnake]

Selen gets the "one of the bros" ranking.

[@oikawasnonexistentcake110]

The dick up the heart thing reminded me of The Titan‘s Bride 💀
Koichi did it
He was there

[@slowhand_dnp2104]

After I read the title I just immediately remember shoto's tweet, I was right
But seriously tho, idk why I found this convo normal 😂
btw selen's words made me question many things 🤣

[@fivetreehouses]

yes everything is normal, as it should be

[@derpedfox]

Selen always a bro
Figuratively and maybe literally

[@zombi247]

as a trans demi boy and have sonny as my oshi, 1:57 this moment makes me cackle

[@kimmyk3162]

i laughed so hard at the sweatpants tiktok I almost choked on a gummy shark 😭

[@jade_meiko]

I love the boys, Luca, Fulgur, Sonny, Vox and Selen

[@lurkykurty6089]

How are they not demonetized

[@fivetreehouses]

they have taken over youtube

[@szysi3k]

If Nijicanceled is not, they are safe.

[@standard_stoutland4373]

@@szysi3k you’ve got a point 😂

[@minks-doing-stuff]

The ending is exactly what I thought of when Vox talked about his convo with shoto 😂

[@freesiablossoms]

what is this conversation 😂

[@fivetreehouses]

I honestly don't know also lmao

[@madicl8033]

The fact that this was just a casual convo vox and shoto had on Twitter

[@yoonglescomfydumb0309]

LMAOOOO I LOVE THIS GROUP 😆 🤣

[@fivetreehouses]

they're so funny 😭🤚

[@Kinda_SUS]

Now THIS is the kind of energy I aspire to have with my friends (but I only have 2 irl and just 1 of them wouldn't be so awkward about it)

[@coolnachos2666]

Luca : I think I have one
🤣

[@Aru.Nocturnal]

Selen really said let me try 😂😂

[@Melfarrrr]

Luca started the "Balls" 👀

[@shadowstrike3906]

"It went through all my intestines. That b*tch curves" Vox Akuma -2022

[@aheumedivirtoXD]

This edit is priceless XD

[@zelerawinters]

just a normal conversation kekl HAHAHAHHHHAHA

[@fivetreehouses]

yes very normal suspicious thing here sir

[@tango_clippies]

Don't ask me how many times I've rewatched this the past 6 days 💀🤚

[@ShiemiYukimura]

this is gold oh my god thank you for the clip 😂💜

[@ivyhuang7041]

all i got out of this clip was alolan exeggutor selen

[@fivetreehouses]

you're welcome

[@montyturner6511]

This is a lovely conversation. :)

[@juliayang3294]

Maybe the real pines was the friends we made along the way

[@harukayqt]

there's more luca "why am i here"

[@bellaPadme]

2:03 have WHAT luca? 😭 tell me

[@fivetreehouses]

he finally feels like he has the D 😆

[@CynoNgh-ng9cp]

2:48 IM DYING 💀

[@kiarakagelia261]

why they[voxto] having a conversation about ball in the first place?
now im curious who started the ball converse 😂😂😂😂

[@Halima..]

I feel like shoto forgot he was also a guy when he asked that question though 😂
Or he was asking for fun to get an answer from anyone, who knows.

[@blackmarkk1082]

not even 10 sec into the video.. im already laugh at Selen picture being an Exeggutor. 🤣

[@happu2297]

I genuenly thought the title referred to a duck

[@smartpokerprojet954]

The video at the end , i can'''tttt x'DDDD

[@Lucaz99]

Selenian Exeggutor is my new favorite Pokémon bro

[@kirii54]

OK BUT VOX CALLING SHOTO SHO I CANT🥺😭😭😭

[@misha3476]

THE OUTRO OMG HELPPPP

[@cali-277]

THE VIDEO ST THE END LMAOOO

[@ying-shijie]

FIVE THAT SNEAKY ENDING GDI

[@fivetreehouses]

hehehehe

[@Despotic_Waffle]

Where csn I find that Millie and Fulgur singing the Chokobo theme

[@aquatur_]

OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE TIKTOK AT THE END OMFG 😭😭

[@leanmcloud2840]

HAHAHAH SELEN

[@nurawrrr]

Selen, ohmygod honey . HAHSHAHAHAHS

[@phoenixfeathers4128]

hAlP

[@eondiax]

I love niji en

[@mrblue15333]

Necc