Dane Cook - Lions

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @michaelschuler2711
    @michaelschuler2711 8 лет назад +42

    Dane cook is too funny could watch his stand up all day

  • @phoenixtracy9875
    @phoenixtracy9875 9 лет назад +30

    I thought I was the only one who wanted the cool back bone things!

  • @AzzizaNaomi
    @AzzizaNaomi 10 лет назад +124

    Dane Cook is always funny to me.

  • @unknown_user9562
    @unknown_user9562 9 лет назад +27

    Bill: hey what happened to frank?
    Patrick: oh you didn't here? He got eaten by a goldfish.
    Bill: oh dear.

  • @kellyd221
    @kellyd221 15 лет назад +5

    "why dont you just suffocate me with a wickerbasket?!"
    lmfao!
    i love dane cook!

  • @ArchAngelDublin
    @ArchAngelDublin 12 лет назад +7

    Well personally he makes me laugh harder than anyone else in the world. Literally 1 of the funniest people I've ever seen. This wasnt his best performance ill admit but his regular standup is amazing. Plus he does story telling integrated with jokes as opposed to everyone else who just pop off random joke after another. Also hes really active and not just standing there like most people. Its just original and he appeals to the majority of people.

  • @rave_ash_1423
    @rave_ash_1423 11 лет назад +14

    "You poke a hole and rip it up! It's a plastic bag you dummy!"
    Lolz XD too true.

    • @Teknakill
      @Teknakill 5 месяцев назад

      Then there is duct tape. Oh no, you need a knife for that stuff.

  • @lindseygoodright3896
    @lindseygoodright3896 12 лет назад +3

    I could be in the worst mood ever, but as soon as I watch dane cook I am laughing and forgetting why I was in a bad mood!

  • @norminian_k.t.3740
    @norminian_k.t.3740 8 лет назад +6

    Oh my gosh the plastic bag part tho was hilarious

  • @michellemaesimplicio3412
    @michellemaesimplicio3412 9 лет назад +79

    Dane Cook is an animated stand up comedian that's why the not so funny jokes become funny. If these lines was handed out to a diff stand up it would not be funny at all

    • @KowalskiSouthEnd
      @KowalskiSouthEnd 5 лет назад +1

      It’s just like Chris delia

    • @rocketassistedgoat1079
      @rocketassistedgoat1079 5 лет назад +1

      i.e; he's not funny at all. He's just loud, and full of unfounded confidence. That's it.

    • @flex_piper
      @flex_piper 5 лет назад +5

      I agree with the OP but his ability to pull it off like he did is still impressive imo,
      Specifically around 1999 -2005 dude became "famous" on a whole other level for a good 5 to 10 years all those Arena tours, etc.
      Not so much of a fan of his more recent material he's 48 year's old I think but that little chunk of time in his youth I still laugh every time.

    • @grenolf
      @grenolf 4 года назад

      He's an excellent pantomime comedian.. He has funny stories too..

    • @jimbojones8208
      @jimbojones8208 3 года назад

      @@flex_piper How old are you? Maybe your age also has an influence.

  • @HeyYaKnow
    @HeyYaKnow 5 лет назад +11

    Dane was ahead of his time, which was why he was hated on so much

    • @Teknakill
      @Teknakill 5 месяцев назад

      No, he was talented and had his time, he definetly wasn't ahead of his time. He had a certain target market and knew it.

  • @brybry19871987
    @brybry19871987 14 лет назад +4

    "It would hurt even if he chews gingerly" hahaha this dude is a fuckin genius

  • @coolhearthotheart124
    @coolhearthotheart124 11 лет назад +2

    great, now on animal planet I can't blink. An image of an angel is an angel

  • @twinaxii
    @twinaxii 4 года назад +1

    One of my favorite ! 2020 and I still laugh at this

  • @oriolesfan61
    @oriolesfan61 2 года назад +2

    Dane Cook doesn't just say funny things; he says things funny.

  • @Macho2300
    @Macho2300 7 лет назад +8

    he called him James Cook lol

  • @SuperSaiyain4Man
    @SuperSaiyain4Man 14 лет назад +2

    "I'm out thanks!" *throws mic on ground* lol

  • @twinaxii
    @twinaxii 6 лет назад +17

    2019 Anyone ?

    • @NoahQ
      @NoahQ 2 года назад +2

      Naw 2023

  • @tuberonthetube3
    @tuberonthetube3 15 лет назад

    "u can set that (mike) anywhere."
    *drops onto floor*
    LOL Dane is my fav

  • @blackflame100
    @blackflame100 15 лет назад +1

    There's a guy in the audience who laughs louder than everyone else after Dane says "goat", lol, happens to me too, I always do that :)

  • @lenardlenny8176
    @lenardlenny8176 15 лет назад

    ahha i like how he changes his voice " like hey if u ever encounter a lion here what u should do .. " :D hilarious

  • @pixyblu051273
    @pixyblu051273 13 лет назад

    Right! I want a lions back bone too. It would be so cool to just walk around like that!!!

  • @heartsrlovable
    @heartsrlovable 14 лет назад

    dane cook is so funny i was crackin up on this video

  • @etattainments
    @etattainments 15 лет назад +3

    "Lions in the WOODS?"

  • @glowingforthe1654
    @glowingforthe1654 10 лет назад +9

    Ah I'm having an asthma attack

  • @Teknakill
    @Teknakill 5 месяцев назад

    alot of shade gets thrown on dane, but the sun ain't gonna stop shining.

  • @Brandon12983
    @Brandon12983 12 лет назад

    LOL at 5:12 he throws the mic then is like oh sh** why'd I do that and picks it up, haha.

  • @jagger9031
    @jagger9031 5 лет назад +1

    amazing comedic timing

  • @blinksnumberonefan
    @blinksnumberonefan 12 лет назад

    Love this Guy! My favorite comedian in the world!

  • @Superchef32
    @Superchef32 15 лет назад

    Got famous too fast??? What!?! The mans been building his career for 15 yrs. He has earned his success.

  • @bryanbokser0821
    @bryanbokser0821 8 лет назад +5

    Lions a generally go for the throat

  • @DethByMyIbanezAxe
    @DethByMyIbanezAxe 15 лет назад

    i like how he just throws the mic on the ground. haha

  • @Crowfanity
    @Crowfanity 12 лет назад +2

    he's too funny! XD

  • @Relect13
    @Relect13 15 лет назад

    Hahaha!! He threw the mic on the ground!

  • @SweetTea742
    @SweetTea742 13 лет назад

    his antics are so funny lol

  • @tadpolesexxx
    @tadpolesexxx 15 лет назад

    So HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @Tinytunes-25
    @Tinytunes-25 12 лет назад

    Lol he chris rocked the mic at the end.

  • @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco
    @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco 12 лет назад

    Must say, I was being more than a little facetious in my original question. American humour's great. I was just playing the fool in the same way that I might have pretended to be a Martian asking about Earth humour. :)

  • @1974steff
    @1974steff 14 лет назад

    Dane Cook is fricken hillarious!!!!

  • @SongofBeauty
    @SongofBeauty 12 лет назад

    Majestic creatures!

  • @mee000w
    @mee000w 12 лет назад

    love him!

  • @SilverCali11
    @SilverCali11 2 года назад

    CLASSIC!

  • @Loni2004
    @Loni2004 12 лет назад

    LMAO love this guy!

  • @samhamm7
    @samhamm7 17 лет назад

    when was this? i have heard like everyone of his jokes except this one....and what show was this on?

  • @THISISBORN
    @THISISBORN Год назад

    Dane cook and his fans are the nickelback equivalent of comedy

  • @ObscenelyRadit
    @ObscenelyRadit 13 лет назад

    At the end he drops the mic, but picks it up again. lol

  • @yellowcougar18
    @yellowcougar18 15 лет назад

    In regards to the plastic bad, if ones hands were tied, as so often happens in some of the films, could they then try and bite the bag open, or something similar?

  • @martywhitevan
    @martywhitevan 15 лет назад

    This guy should be performing at the Rainforest Cafe!!

  • @MoveAlongGirl
    @MoveAlongGirl 15 лет назад

    LOL! I LOVE IT!

  • @EFVin109
    @EFVin109 13 лет назад

    71 people have been on the receiving end of Dane's 'delete game'.

  • @v11drummer
    @v11drummer 15 лет назад

    Be sure to capitalize every single word in the description.
    Thanks!

  • @PotterGeek24
    @PotterGeek24 15 лет назад

    he was attacked by a goat.
    LMAO i luv dane cook =D

  • @mary22lovey
    @mary22lovey 16 лет назад

    omg that was so funny, and so true about the plastic bag!

  • @FelicidadQ8
    @FelicidadQ8 15 лет назад

    LOL!!!!!!!!! OMG I love this guy

  • @HisagiWants269Renji
    @HisagiWants269Renji 13 лет назад

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO ahah the plastic bag.. ahahah always been my thought too bahah

  • @Katrinika
    @Katrinika 13 лет назад

    XD the plastic bag thing is so true! what's up with people not braking the bag? and if your hands are tide bite the thing it's not that hard is it?

  • @SilverBreeze424
    @SilverBreeze424 12 лет назад +1

    Dane cook rocks X3

  • @yellowlikesunshine1
    @yellowlikesunshine1 14 лет назад

    i like his lion run and walk

  • @animecrazy102
    @animecrazy102 16 лет назад

    HAha that was hilarious, I'll remember those steps incase I find a lion. I hope they cleaned the mic off though... xD

  • @sexxydanceholic
    @sexxydanceholic 15 лет назад

    hahaha "that backbone thing that i WANT"

  • @T3BlackNight
    @T3BlackNight 15 лет назад

    That what makes him funny :}

  • @worldpower78432
    @worldpower78432 15 лет назад

    "Oh you dident hear? (beep)ing goat!"

  • @tiffanykerley
    @tiffanykerley 14 лет назад

    OMG he was not being crazy at the end!!!!!

  • @yonnj
    @yonnj 11 лет назад +1

    who was the show host?

  • @baconimos123
    @baconimos123 13 лет назад

    haha he drops the microphone XD he picks it up OH, IM COOL, IM COOL!!! hahaha, im still cool!!

  • @MrKonvictMusic
    @MrKonvictMusic 12 лет назад

    How was the crowd not dying? I could barely breath when I watched this.

  • @Nellynellz6
    @Nellynellz6 14 лет назад

    lolll "poke n rip!!!" hhaha "its a plastic bag u idiot"

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 6 лет назад

    I Don’t Care Who You’re if You Get Attacked by a Lion,You’re Gonna Shit Your Pants

  • @rupluvu
    @rupluvu 16 лет назад

    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
    funny!

  • @LaLaLoopsyCutie
    @LaLaLoopsyCutie 12 лет назад

    All of them

  • @jorrillabear
    @jorrillabear 13 лет назад

    What is this show

  • @tails98
    @tails98 13 лет назад

    trip to the zoo $25.00, seeing dane cook live up to $100.00, falling into a lions den... priceless.

  • @rukidnme2
    @rukidnme2 15 лет назад

    "gingerly"
    lmao

  • @ItsAnObsession7
    @ItsAnObsession7 15 лет назад

    DANE COOK FTW

  • @sentientcurse7478
    @sentientcurse7478 5 лет назад

    This was actually funny

  • @ShardOfTheSol
    @ShardOfTheSol 12 лет назад

    I love your Hatsune Miku icon!! My fav. vocaloid!

  • @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco
    @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco 12 лет назад

    Good talking to you.

  • @ShadowVioletteRose
    @ShadowVioletteRose 15 лет назад

    lmfao go Dane Cook. I know now how to survive a lion... and people think comedy isn't educational :D

  • @147wolfpack
    @147wolfpack 14 лет назад

    i cried laughing at this

    • @wammer7113
      @wammer7113 5 лет назад

      Do you regret this now?

  • @theHLetter
    @theHLetter 14 лет назад

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @NeverAloneForever
    @NeverAloneForever 14 лет назад

    @Naruchiha64 What's the worst that could happen if you watch something you don't like?

  • @Beatzone69
    @Beatzone69 6 месяцев назад

    Went back before puberty for a sec there

  • @oriolesfan61
    @oriolesfan61 2 года назад

    The shoulder blades {not back bones} aren't attached to the spine

  • @halfdemon4lifeintime
    @halfdemon4lifeintime 15 лет назад

    awsome

  • @lcagirl97
    @lcagirl97 15 лет назад

    RAWR!!!! IM A LION!!!!!!!!!

  • @makyavielo
    @makyavielo 14 лет назад

    that cool back bone thing that i want!!! hahahaha

  • @bondservant4Him
    @bondservant4Him 12 лет назад

    F**kin goat... LMAO

  • @j11k00
    @j11k00 15 лет назад

    IM A LIOON!! OPEN IT MOTHER *******!

  • @MrGuitarphenomenon
    @MrGuitarphenomenon 13 лет назад

    lol being suffocated with a wicker basket ftw

  • @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco
    @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco 12 лет назад

    You must have fun wherever you go.

  • @sroboi
    @sroboi 15 лет назад

    LOL...oh you didnt hear? dude, F***in' goat...

  • @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco
    @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco 12 лет назад

    *doesn't realise the conversation ended*

  • @VaderBom
    @VaderBom 12 лет назад +1

    whos this host

  • @checkitout316
    @checkitout316 17 лет назад

    dane cook says the truth

  • @Hehekayy
    @Hehekayy 15 лет назад

    huh thats a good point with the plastic bag haha lol

  • @SebChee1
    @SebChee1 15 лет назад

    wow he sounds like Adam Sandler at 3:29 lol so funny

  • @Howiedoin77
    @Howiedoin77 12 лет назад +2

    Is he saying something funny? Well, he's moving around a lot so I guess so. Plus I'm in college and he was on the internet so ha ha ha.

  • @malalaliyah
    @malalaliyah 12 лет назад

    So, you poke the bag, & then they pull out a gun. THEN what do you do?

  • @oriolesfan61
    @oriolesfan61 2 года назад

    Cats, small and large, have a chase instinct. That's why you don't want to run

  • @Tiffaanny
    @Tiffaanny 15 лет назад

    he would drop the mic. haha.