Well personally he makes me laugh harder than anyone else in the world. Literally 1 of the funniest people I've ever seen. This wasnt his best performance ill admit but his regular standup is amazing. Plus he does story telling integrated with jokes as opposed to everyone else who just pop off random joke after another. Also hes really active and not just standing there like most people. Its just original and he appeals to the majority of people.
Dane Cook is an animated stand up comedian that's why the not so funny jokes become funny. If these lines was handed out to a diff stand up it would not be funny at all
I agree with the OP but his ability to pull it off like he did is still impressive imo, Specifically around 1999 -2005 dude became "famous" on a whole other level for a good 5 to 10 years all those Arena tours, etc. Not so much of a fan of his more recent material he's 48 year's old I think but that little chunk of time in his youth I still laugh every time.
Must say, I was being more than a little facetious in my original question. American humour's great. I was just playing the fool in the same way that I might have pretended to be a Martian asking about Earth humour. :)
In regards to the plastic bad, if ones hands were tied, as so often happens in some of the films, could they then try and bite the bag open, or something similar?
Dane cook is too funny could watch his stand up all day
stand up comedy
Right ! Wow
he is SO good.
I thought I was the only one who wanted the cool back bone things!
Dane Cook is always funny to me.
Me too
AzzizaNaomi me too
Bill: hey what happened to frank?
Patrick: oh you didn't here? He got eaten by a goldfish.
Bill: oh dear.
"why dont you just suffocate me with a wickerbasket?!"
lmfao!
i love dane cook!
Well personally he makes me laugh harder than anyone else in the world. Literally 1 of the funniest people I've ever seen. This wasnt his best performance ill admit but his regular standup is amazing. Plus he does story telling integrated with jokes as opposed to everyone else who just pop off random joke after another. Also hes really active and not just standing there like most people. Its just original and he appeals to the majority of people.
"You poke a hole and rip it up! It's a plastic bag you dummy!"
Lolz XD too true.
Then there is duct tape. Oh no, you need a knife for that stuff.
I could be in the worst mood ever, but as soon as I watch dane cook I am laughing and forgetting why I was in a bad mood!
Oh my gosh the plastic bag part tho was hilarious
Dane Cook is an animated stand up comedian that's why the not so funny jokes become funny. If these lines was handed out to a diff stand up it would not be funny at all
It’s just like Chris delia
i.e; he's not funny at all. He's just loud, and full of unfounded confidence. That's it.
I agree with the OP but his ability to pull it off like he did is still impressive imo,
Specifically around 1999 -2005 dude became "famous" on a whole other level for a good 5 to 10 years all those Arena tours, etc.
Not so much of a fan of his more recent material he's 48 year's old I think but that little chunk of time in his youth I still laugh every time.
He's an excellent pantomime comedian.. He has funny stories too..
@@flex_piper How old are you? Maybe your age also has an influence.
Dane was ahead of his time, which was why he was hated on so much
No, he was talented and had his time, he definetly wasn't ahead of his time. He had a certain target market and knew it.
"It would hurt even if he chews gingerly" hahaha this dude is a fuckin genius
great, now on animal planet I can't blink. An image of an angel is an angel
One of my favorite ! 2020 and I still laugh at this
Dane Cook doesn't just say funny things; he says things funny.
he called him James Cook lol
"I'm out thanks!" *throws mic on ground* lol
2019 Anyone ?
Naw 2023
"u can set that (mike) anywhere."
*drops onto floor*
LOL Dane is my fav
There's a guy in the audience who laughs louder than everyone else after Dane says "goat", lol, happens to me too, I always do that :)
ahha i like how he changes his voice " like hey if u ever encounter a lion here what u should do .. " :D hilarious
Right! I want a lions back bone too. It would be so cool to just walk around like that!!!
dane cook is so funny i was crackin up on this video
"Lions in the WOODS?"
Ah I'm having an asthma attack
alot of shade gets thrown on dane, but the sun ain't gonna stop shining.
LOL at 5:12 he throws the mic then is like oh sh** why'd I do that and picks it up, haha.
amazing comedic timing
Love this Guy! My favorite comedian in the world!
Got famous too fast??? What!?! The mans been building his career for 15 yrs. He has earned his success.
Lions a generally go for the throat
i like how he just throws the mic on the ground. haha
he's too funny! XD
Hahaha!! He threw the mic on the ground!
his antics are so funny lol
So HILARIOUS!!!!
Lol he chris rocked the mic at the end.
Must say, I was being more than a little facetious in my original question. American humour's great. I was just playing the fool in the same way that I might have pretended to be a Martian asking about Earth humour. :)
Dane Cook is fricken hillarious!!!!
Majestic creatures!
love him!
CLASSIC!
LMAO love this guy!
when was this? i have heard like everyone of his jokes except this one....and what show was this on?
Dane cook and his fans are the nickelback equivalent of comedy
Hey he's kinda funny
At the end he drops the mic, but picks it up again. lol
In regards to the plastic bad, if ones hands were tied, as so often happens in some of the films, could they then try and bite the bag open, or something similar?
This guy should be performing at the Rainforest Cafe!!
LOL! I LOVE IT!
71 people have been on the receiving end of Dane's 'delete game'.
Be sure to capitalize every single word in the description.
Thanks!
he was attacked by a goat.
LMAO i luv dane cook =D
omg that was so funny, and so true about the plastic bag!
LOL!!!!!!!!! OMG I love this guy
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO ahah the plastic bag.. ahahah always been my thought too bahah
XD the plastic bag thing is so true! what's up with people not braking the bag? and if your hands are tide bite the thing it's not that hard is it?
Dane cook rocks X3
i like his lion run and walk
HAha that was hilarious, I'll remember those steps incase I find a lion. I hope they cleaned the mic off though... xD
hahaha "that backbone thing that i WANT"
That what makes him funny :}
"Oh you dident hear? (beep)ing goat!"
OMG he was not being crazy at the end!!!!!
who was the show host?
haha he drops the microphone XD he picks it up OH, IM COOL, IM COOL!!! hahaha, im still cool!!
How was the crowd not dying? I could barely breath when I watched this.
lolll "poke n rip!!!" hhaha "its a plastic bag u idiot"
I Don’t Care Who You’re if You Get Attacked by a Lion,You’re Gonna Shit Your Pants
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
funny!
All of them
What is this show
trip to the zoo $25.00, seeing dane cook live up to $100.00, falling into a lions den... priceless.
"gingerly"
lmao
DANE COOK FTW
This was actually funny
I love your Hatsune Miku icon!! My fav. vocaloid!
Good talking to you.
lmfao go Dane Cook. I know now how to survive a lion... and people think comedy isn't educational :D
i cried laughing at this
Do you regret this now?
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
@Naruchiha64 What's the worst that could happen if you watch something you don't like?
Went back before puberty for a sec there
The shoulder blades {not back bones} aren't attached to the spine
awsome
RAWR!!!! IM A LION!!!!!!!!!
that cool back bone thing that i want!!! hahahaha
F**kin goat... LMAO
IM A LIOON!! OPEN IT MOTHER *******!
lol being suffocated with a wicker basket ftw
You must have fun wherever you go.
LOL...oh you didnt hear? dude, F***in' goat...
*doesn't realise the conversation ended*
whos this host
dane cook says the truth
huh thats a good point with the plastic bag haha lol
wow he sounds like Adam Sandler at 3:29 lol so funny
Is he saying something funny? Well, he's moving around a lot so I guess so. Plus I'm in college and he was on the internet so ha ha ha.
So, you poke the bag, & then they pull out a gun. THEN what do you do?
Cats, small and large, have a chase instinct. That's why you don't want to run
he would drop the mic. haha.