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  • @buskingkarma2503
    @buskingkarma2503 2 года назад +13

    Your Italian? Yeah from Brooklyn! Hey I'm from Brooklyn, you know Vini?😆that bit killed me!😂😂😅

  • @dr.mehr6316
    @dr.mehr6316 2 года назад +9

    This movie is not a comedy ,though is a painfull drama, telling the truth.

  • @Babak699
    @Babak699 Год назад +28

    As someone who was forced to live with step mother and wasn’t allowed to see my mom at the age of 4 , it made me cry because i could relate to this and joys from rejoining with my mom was indescribable

  • @linsqopiring6816
    @linsqopiring6816 10 месяцев назад +78

    To anyone reading this and deciding whether to watch it, it's not nearly as bad as it seems at the beginning. It's always kind of goofy humor but it becomes endearing and engaging as you get a ways into it.

    • @Colby-j2j
      @Colby-j2j 9 месяцев назад +5

      0:45

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 9 месяцев назад +8

      Thanks I was about to bail out...
      🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

    • @linsqopiring6816
      @linsqopiring6816 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@YusufGinnah Glad my comment was helpful!

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@linsqopiring6816 Thank you for that. 😎👍🏼
      I did watch it all the way through and glad that I did.
      It was light hearted and funny, just what I needed today.
      Thank you again.

    • @FacialVomitTurtleFights
      @FacialVomitTurtleFights 9 месяцев назад +2

      LIES!!!! haha

  • @Nandan_Mw3
    @Nandan_Mw3 2 года назад +3

    Just realize wasted 1 hour and 20 minute not worth watching stupid story nothing funny at all

  • @Emnotreal123
    @Emnotreal123 5 месяцев назад +2

    I recently started watching Joey Diaz Pod cast and absolutely fell in love with Nick, Mikey, Felipe... These Guys are the Best!!

  • @DailyDose926
    @DailyDose926 2 года назад +11

    I stopped watching the movie mid way.
    It wasn't as great as everyone in the comments is hyping it up to be🤷‍♀️

  • @torre161
    @torre161 2 года назад +18

    Anybody ever noticed when actors go to the bathroom like he had to do they never wiped their ass

  • @RishayanPorMexico
    @RishayanPorMexico 2 года назад +2

    This movie had a lot of potential, if it had some good writers. But as it is, it is one of the dumbest stereotypical movies that I ever seen. Just like the blaxploitation movies of the early 70s, this could be called a mexploitation movie.

  • @bassemadawoud3890
    @bassemadawoud3890 2 года назад +7

    It was a greater mission than just himself. Beautiful movie

  • @cmpsep
    @cmpsep 2 года назад +6

    I think I'm now dumber, having watched this horrid film.
    Just goes to show if you have money, you don't need talent to make a movie

  • @420Kasper
    @420Kasper 2 года назад +37

    the fact diaz is in this makes me laugh so hard, Joey always funny

  • @AuntyLaniLee
    @AuntyLaniLee 2 года назад +3

    This is the stupidest movie I have ever not watched. I fell asleep at the beginning and when I woke up it hadn't improved at all. Who ARE these people????

  • @alieanforrester3913
    @alieanforrester3913 2 года назад +11

    Came to the comments to figure out what's going on here. Thought I was so stoned. Lolzzz

  • @jessecoroadorable454
    @jessecoroadorable454 2 года назад +61

    Jesus Christ loves me John 3 16 love you coro Jesus saves great time

    • @oluwanifemiobisesan885
      @oluwanifemiobisesan885 2 года назад +5

      Yes he does
      I can't pay for it it's priceless

    • @Esrom_music
      @Esrom_music 2 года назад +6

      Thanks for the warning that this was going to be a Christian movie. I won't waste my time. They're always so unbelievable.

    • @pamelamorrisonn
      @pamelamorrisonn 2 года назад +2

      Jesus💚

    • @omegaalphaeren3148
      @omegaalphaeren3148 2 года назад +2

      Hell no not my kind of movie thanks for the horning

    • @omegaalphaeren3148
      @omegaalphaeren3148 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

  • @deborahmills5785
    @deborahmills5785 2 года назад +21

    I enjoyed this a bunch. Suprised! thanks

  • @rickyticky3350
    @rickyticky3350 2 года назад +4

    This movie is so racist and stereotypical.

    • @ianlassitter2397
      @ianlassitter2397 2 года назад +1

      Perfect! We need more anti-woke button pushing to shift people into thinking for themselves!

    • @alyxyxzy
      @alyxyxzy 2 года назад

      @@ianlassitter2397 i wish sitcom movies should not be racist

    • @keithb6717
      @keithb6717 2 года назад

      And here we are forcing you to watch it because we don’t care at all what you ‘think’.

  • @huntermcclovio4517
    @huntermcclovio4517 2 года назад +1

    waste of time!! the worst movie ever! 5 thumbs down!!

  • @lifestylecentral398
    @lifestylecentral398 2 года назад +1

    This movie sucks. Can't believe the comment section.

  • @lisawentworth6831
    @lisawentworth6831 2 года назад +18

    This was a really cute movie...surprised!

  • @demetreepryor2178
    @demetreepryor2178 Год назад +2

    35:39 means dickhead in Spanish.

  • @jamyra1615
    @jamyra1615 Год назад +3

    I love this movie and I'm going to sleep with it 😂😂😂😂😂 that little puf

  • @TheeSlickShady_Dave_K
    @TheeSlickShady_Dave_K 4 месяца назад

    A great movie for kids and adults alike ❤
    It took me 55 minutes to realize 'Gianni' was Not Mexican

  • @aLIEh
    @aLIEh 6 месяцев назад +2

    ❤Great human comedy, I loved the ending

  • @TruthofaMan
    @TruthofaMan 2 года назад +1

    Why do people waste money on crap like this...

  • @nemesis4900
    @nemesis4900 2 года назад +11

    Weird type movie lol but worth a little watch if not to serous about what your in the mood for

    • @lovaticbaerockin7217
      @lovaticbaerockin7217 2 года назад +1

      Lmao you just described my current state, which I had a hard time to realize what’s exactly going on with my mind. At least, you could express verbally as I could not 😮‍💨☺️

  • @thomasschierer9326
    @thomasschierer9326 Год назад +1

    terrible movie and acting.👎

  • @isaacwhyte5296
    @isaacwhyte5296 2 года назад +2

    I don't speake thier sperchen

  • @sandyr6362
    @sandyr6362 2 года назад +3

    This movie is terrible

  • @damianreyesavila3402
    @damianreyesavila3402 2 года назад +1

    .Monday February 28,2022.🌕.

  • @Lookineverywhere
    @Lookineverywhere 6 дней назад

    Esta película es racista. Los estadounidenses realmente tienen ideas sobre el mundo. Cuando te haces caca en los pantalones así, no puedes subirte los pantalones e irte. El editor de continuidad cometió tantos errores que esta película es tan mala que debería prohibirse.

  • @jailahbryel305
    @jailahbryel305 2 года назад

    Jesus loves you and died so you can have eternal life. Repent and turn to Him because He is coming soon! He loves you

  • @Fogaata
    @Fogaata 2 года назад +20

    Good fun wholesome movie! Specially good with the boy mother reunion.

  • @TahoeJones
    @TahoeJones 2 года назад +1

    Wow that's a sucky movie.

  • @bernicewalsh3432
    @bernicewalsh3432 Год назад +1

    Nice evening entertainment. Thank you.

  • @bigseeks1417
    @bigseeks1417 Год назад +6

    White Claw Gabe AND Joey Diaz, what a fkn treat!!! Yessss 🤙🏼🤙🏼

  • @marie-evepomerleau4476
    @marie-evepomerleau4476 3 месяца назад +2

    What a weird movie this was

  • @patdoyle3686
    @patdoyle3686 2 года назад +4

    Movie started well then lost its way and was a forgettable movie average

  • @davidgibbs1288
    @davidgibbs1288 2 года назад +7

    Don't even think bout it.. crapola!!!

  • @louismarquez7973
    @louismarquez7973 21 день назад

    It’s a long drawn out movie that takes to long to get where its going. It’s like a bunch of scenes strung 2gthr with no real ending. Director sucked.

  • @ashleycarr677
    @ashleycarr677 3 месяца назад

    The only good part about this movie was the last 5 or 10 min. It was not funny to me at all. Though I’m not a fan of stupid comedy. I love genuinely funny movies. 2/10 only cause the ending made me tear up. Only good part.

  • @sokkhamey9924
    @sokkhamey9924 2 года назад

    Hello to this movies. Remember none of you can't touch me or fight with my family and my niece,Nephews and my children and my good people living around the worlds.I command you to stop touch Leonardo Dicaprio, you not allow to fight with leonardo Dicaprio good people living around the worlds.I command to all of you to take everything back to there spiritual or religious or cultural and century and spell and curse and black magic to me. Time to stop everything right now like bad witch or bad demons and bad giants and animals spiritual like food spiritual painting on display at the museum..etc..do not forget to paid me back beautiful Queen earth morality eternal and powerful woman with wisdom and knowledge and charming. Do not forget to paid me the money is £80000000000000000000000000000000000090000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

  • @nunyaco4336
    @nunyaco4336 2 года назад +3

    Worst movie ever stupid! Horrible acting everyone of them don't waste your time

    • @jakeb4816
      @jakeb4816 2 года назад +3

      I didn't think so.

  • @pandooo_gaming4358
    @pandooo_gaming4358 19 дней назад

    UYYYY PHILIPPINES 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇵🇭🔥🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🔥🇵🇭🔥🔥🇵🇭

  • @indionopalez3716
    @indionopalez3716 Год назад +1

    This .movie is Fucken funny . . .I love everyone on here ...john Turturro... Talia Shire..joey diaz..Felipe esparza..Paul Rodriguez... Gary Valentine...and " Richie Aprile". From Sopranos......Fucken Great movie.m.

  • @awkwardlyalive5371
    @awkwardlyalive5371 Год назад +14

    This is about to get a lot of H3 traffic.. what’s up FAMILY

    • @froggy1600
      @froggy1600 Год назад

      Family family family! Crazy to see Gabe in a movie.

  • @Magdiel-vx7uq
    @Magdiel-vx7uq 10 месяцев назад +1

    Terrible movie

  • @shirleyminassian1547
    @shirleyminassian1547 2 года назад

    Funny movie but slow, gets boring at times...sorry have to be honest. He is in Mexico, surely he could have been given a coin to call his manager or mother to tell them where he is ....

  • @wakawaka8257
    @wakawaka8257 Год назад

    This is the second movie I seen where the way to go from Mexico to America is that tunnel pipe. Hey amigos "they" are on to you. Time to switch it up 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @minitixtoon966
    @minitixtoon966 2 года назад +3

    Good movie

  • @martinenriquez3508
    @martinenriquez3508 Год назад +1

    That preist!!! Lol

  • @SickOinfo
    @SickOinfo 2 года назад

    Mexico of America
    United States of America
    Continent of North America
    All a joke
    Laughing from Central America
    Ha ha ha
    Hahahahahahahaha

  • @AbdulDanial-w3c
    @AbdulDanial-w3c Год назад +1

    Time waster

  • @TunTuni25
    @TunTuni25 2 года назад +42

    Omg loved it
    Just what the doctor ordered
    Thank you for this feel-good gem
    Bless you
    More of the same please!

  • @demetreepryor2178
    @demetreepryor2178 Год назад +1

    35:05 did he at least wipe his ass first???

  • @wojciechdziuba1485
    @wojciechdziuba1485 2 года назад +1

    2

  • @patriciamachado6050
    @patriciamachado6050 2 года назад +2

    I would suggest you talk about fast hair growth shampoo to double hair growth.

  • @hishamaziz3282
    @hishamaziz3282 Год назад

    PLEASE STOP SAYING THINGS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THESE FILMS BECAUSE THIS RUINS IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET.

  • @gigrape3376
    @gigrape3376 Год назад +2

    A lot of people are complaining about it but it's free so what do they want? I thought it was ok but a little bit slow 😃

  • @anoldtoulon6978
    @anoldtoulon6978 2 года назад +2

    It could be a good movie with a better script and s different director.

  • @marianafillman5159
    @marianafillman5159 2 года назад +3

    Good movie 🍿 but funny love it

  • @carmenbrown9809
    @carmenbrown9809 2 года назад +23

    I love the little girl in this movie I love the way how the father ❤️ taking care of her 🙏❤️🙏

  • @leizlflores2793
    @leizlflores2793 2 года назад +44

    A wonderful movie, crying in the end! Kudos to the maker of this film, hope to watch more films like this 💙

  • @RobertoMotoneta-ff2zc
    @RobertoMotoneta-ff2zc 18 дней назад

    Awful movie, dont waste your time, unless you're really high or bored

  • @shamanic-Priestess
    @shamanic-Priestess 8 месяцев назад

    Excellent movie

  • @Dave-sw2dm
    @Dave-sw2dm 2 года назад +9

    I tried, but couldn't take it. If your stoned and drunk and have watched everything else you might like this.

  • @dalmadalms
    @dalmadalms 2 года назад +2

    Aw that made me tears in the end. Gotta have Inspiration ❤️family

  • @aosoriog1
    @aosoriog1 Год назад +1

    but why did he go to Mexico 100 year ago, is it a time traveler?

  • @aliensonearthvideocast5783
    @aliensonearthvideocast5783 Год назад

    This movie sucks. Had some cool people in it, but it never hooked me. Can I have my money back? Oh wait, I didn't pay, thank god!

  • @DH-gt4dn
    @DH-gt4dn 2 года назад +30

    So this is not an a b or c movie it's a d movie. 👍👍

  • @allgasnobrakes4296
    @allgasnobrakes4296 2 года назад

    Absolutely awful movie, terrible everything

  • @Mohawk763
    @Mohawk763 Год назад +17

    Funny, nicely paced and enjoyable to watch. Good comedy with a good message nicely tucked within it.

  • @barryhart5883
    @barryhart5883 2 года назад

    You Tube has a lot of hidden gems in movies. This is not one of them!!!
    Script terrible, acting terrible, production terrible. If this cost more than $10 to make, then someone is ripping off someone. Don't be a victim and believe what the other comments are saying and reading them made me watch it. If you choose to ignore my advice, you will also be a victim of one of the worse films ever made.

  • @Prof.Tarfeather
    @Prof.Tarfeather 2 года назад +2

    Started out okay, lost momentum and the plot with why he was actually there in the first place? The INS Agents who kidnapped him were never seen again?Nobody asked for a ransome for a mediocre out of work actor? Dumped in Mexico and clueless why he was there? The story wandered all over the place, as confused as he was? Even the encounter with the Priest made no sense and had little or no bearing to the plot? As well as the a Dwarf in the trunk? Or the graveyard scene? Or why two idiots were yelling at one of their accomplices to hit one of them? Nothing made any sense? Why a child is a Court Clerk and Judge? Which would never be real!
    Nothing made real sense in Mexico except the bad guys wanted money but didn't ask for it? Then they were going to kill him and the orphans that made the " Good guys win a fight over the Bad guys". The End! And the American Border was right over the hill the whole time?
    Meaning he and the Orphans could have snuck into the USA any night without being detected! The INS agents were missing? Children don't like stories that don't make sense?🤔...
    Nickolas Turturro III, who played Juan, did a great job acting. I also noticed two other Turturro Family members. Lisa, who played the Mom so well and funny. And I'm assuming Nick's Daughter, Apollonia Turturro, who played his pre-teen daughter. She's very cute and pulled off the typical 13 to 15 year old.

    • @vipyou1453
      @vipyou1453 2 года назад

      I thought I was the only one unimpressed, the comments made me watch it.

  • @eugenedaubermann5561
    @eugenedaubermann5561 2 года назад +3

    Nice family entertainment 👍👍

  • @jrhelios6469
    @jrhelios6469 2 года назад +1

    I lasted 3 minutes.. skip!!

  • @gotigilles1
    @gotigilles1 Год назад

    loins en rapport a scary movie epic movie disaster movie sexy movie etc super hero movie etc.

  • @jackkruser2614
    @jackkruser2614 4 месяца назад +1

    Shes china from japan 😅😅

  • @simonbroberg969
    @simonbroberg969 Год назад

    Might entertain some 10 year old kids I suppose. over than that, best I keep the rest of my comments to my self.

  • @teresareynolds4364
    @teresareynolds4364 Год назад

    There is a lot of really good movies on this channel, but OMG this is the worst way i have spent an hour in my entire life, i can't believe these actors took part in this garbage, it makes no sense whatsoever,

  • @martitinkovich4489
    @martitinkovich4489 2 года назад +1

    This movie is so bad I feel violated.

  • @charleswieand4445
    @charleswieand4445 5 месяцев назад +2

    Very clean good movie-lot of actors I liked but had not seen in a while

  • @SurprisedDivingBoard-vu9rz
    @SurprisedDivingBoard-vu9rz 4 месяца назад

    Which country in the world gives a green card when you enter. No one and why should India.

  • @MGbaile
    @MGbaile 2 года назад

    Was thrilled at the theme of this -being an italian in a hispanic world myself, Love Nick and Talia Shire, but there was no sense to this movie. it's bad acting, non- sensical story themes. How did this ever get a movie production company to produce it?

  • @Snuggleumpakis
    @Snuggleumpakis Год назад

    Gabe is at 1:45 for anyone wondering. Masterful performance!

  • @ginahochstein3716
    @ginahochstein3716 2 года назад +19

    A lot of running their mouths, no sense.

    • @DJRoyalEdo
      @DJRoyalEdo 11 месяцев назад +4

      No clue what you said.. make it make sense

    • @treycmiles
      @treycmiles 8 месяцев назад

      Came here to say this

    • @treycmiles
      @treycmiles 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@DJRoyalEdoi got it. Make it make no sense

  • @davidreynolds4684
    @davidreynolds4684 10 месяцев назад

    It's got Paul Rodriguez so I'm in. He does his best when they just let him be him. Example...The Whoopee Boys. Anyone that's seen it knows there's no way in hell anyone sat down and wrote the crazy stuff coming out of his mouth. "Hey como estas usted?" "What? Perry Comos dead?"

  • @beatvonkarel2686
    @beatvonkarel2686 2 года назад +1

    Next thing, Americans will have to buy Diamont rings again, how silly can they get.

  • @MelissaThompson432
    @MelissaThompson432 9 месяцев назад

    The little boy, Juan, is played by Nick Turturro's (Gianni's) actual son.

  • @raminderkapoor9413
    @raminderkapoor9413 2 года назад +1

    Movie for kids ok made well

  • @candybest6381
    @candybest6381 2 года назад +11

    This movie is so bad, it makes the news seem good 10/10

  • @renegroulx7029
    @renegroulx7029 2 года назад +1

    Okay but, how are you deporting an ITALIAN man to MEXICO.

  • @faviancampillo4648
    @faviancampillo4648 2 года назад

    Boring movie it wasn't even funny

  • @InvictumLupus
    @InvictumLupus 11 месяцев назад

    I chuckled after the first 20 minutes. Weird plot and bad acting. Had potential but just weird.

  • @rainbowbgood
    @rainbowbgood 2 года назад +3

    Nothing about this movie makes any sense. Somehow I have a sneaking feeling that its really similar to how the world looks to a truly good guy though.

  • @elvisromero383
    @elvisromero383 Год назад

    This is a very racist depiction lol and a horrible film

  • @Birkulumiste7
    @Birkulumiste7 2 года назад +4

    Whats the name of this movie

  • @leoduffy930
    @leoduffy930 2 года назад +3

    This is not that movie but not bad

  • @joeydepalmer4457
    @joeydepalmer4457 2 года назад +2

    I could never believe it when i found out Nicholas Turturro was Italian. I always thought he was a Mexican American from California

  • @sethhoover832
    @sethhoover832 2 года назад

    Honestly wasn't to bad but half of it didn't make since and needs some work on acting