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  • @dayvid009
    @dayvid009 Год назад +293

    Pat not knowing how to floss and everyone yelling at him at the same time was the highlight of my month 😂😂

    • @thecaptainslog3978
      @thecaptainslog3978 Год назад +24

      😂😂😂...he asked, "How am I doing it wrong?"...with a whole blood mouth.

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv Год назад +19

      Most frustrating that he kept doing it and asking how it's wrong but wasn't listening 😬

    • @GiftedJon
      @GiftedJon Год назад +9

      I never thought subtle self mutilation would be so funny

    • @camrendavis6650
      @camrendavis6650 Год назад +14

      He's flossing like how they do in cartoons. This ain't no goddamn Bugs Bunny movie XD

    • @bnadira212
      @bnadira212 Год назад +10

      Tahir’s anger at him having floss took me out 😂😂😂

  • @op4lnah527
    @op4lnah527 Год назад +171

    Yo round of applause for Pat only being a minute late… that’s damn near in time for him

    • @tujessie1258
      @tujessie1258 Год назад +16

      That’s because he doesn’t have a morning routine to bathe, floss, brush, clean, and eat properly. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @courtney8736
      @courtney8736 Год назад +1

      @@tujessie1258😂😂

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Год назад +5

      Nah there was times you heard his voice first when the logo popped up lol. He ain't always late

  • @LadyPsalmist99
    @LadyPsalmist99 Год назад +224

    Pat be learning how to live life on every episode of Squadd Versus 😂😂😂😂

    • @datguybrandon9683
      @datguybrandon9683 Год назад +27

      Pat can’t afford to miss an episode or be late. 😂😂😂

    • @ToxicityE
      @ToxicityE Год назад +11

      The irony is his father is/was a doctor so idk how this man doesn’t know the basics to live. 🤣🤣

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin Год назад +70

    The concern Lou had when had when she ask Pat you eat booty but you don’t floss was funny as hell

  • @DOMCORLENEtv
    @DOMCORLENEtv Год назад +119

    Between the secret kitchen, Lou hitting herself, Meg’s Ms. Mildred/baptismal pool & Pat becoming a young teenage Japanese girl… this episode was HILARIOUS! 😩🤣🤣

    • @g14nn4lol
      @g14nn4lol Год назад +2

      Young teenage japanese girl is hilarious 😭

  • @victorlewis7635
    @victorlewis7635 Год назад +53

    Pat bleeding on the cam after flossing is WILD 🤣🤣🤣, Everyone’s reaction was pure money 😂😂😂

  • @witnessthedream7740
    @witnessthedream7740 Год назад +109

    I just howled when this man Pat showed his bleeding gums and everyone reacted like they just saw the most gruesome thing ever. The build-up to that was wild 🤣

    • @SS-tg8lf
      @SS-tg8lf Год назад +25

      It's ridiculous that pat knows about all these supernatural and extraordinary things but lack knowledge about basic fundamentals of life 😂

    • @RoseGoldHunii
      @RoseGoldHunii Год назад +7

      @@SS-tg8lf yesss!! lol!! That's what makes it hilarious! He knows too much random sh!t to not know basic sh!t😆

    • @ohtartarsauce6301
      @ohtartarsauce6301 Год назад +1

      Timestamp?

    • @adielwilson8749
      @adielwilson8749 Год назад +1

      ​@@RoseGoldHuniithe random memory takes up the space for the basic shit

  • @LawDog88
    @LawDog88 Год назад +53

    Are we really surprised that Pat don’t know how to floss???😂😂😂. Meg been saying for years, “that baby don’t be knowing nothing”….😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrs.w6162
      @mrs.w6162 Год назад +8

      Not surprised at all😂😂😂

  • @tiphanielayloni
    @tiphanielayloni Год назад +56

    “You eat booty, and you got a problem with foot dust” 😂😂😂😂 Meg the way you said that 😂

    • @elroyjetson6380
      @elroyjetson6380 Год назад +1

      Meg killed this while episode!!! She told tahear he had cat teeth with a horse mouth😂😂😂

  • @teedapro4222
    @teedapro4222 Год назад +126

    This episode is the definition of OFF THE RAILS😂😂😂

    • @blkcajunqt_3575
      @blkcajunqt_3575 Год назад +11

      Literally! Only did one topic, and barely discussed that!

    • @deuce-oneunltd5530
      @deuce-oneunltd5530 Год назад +3

      I was thinking "unhinged" but off the rails works too. lol.

    • @TamiaPeach
      @TamiaPeach Год назад

      Absolutely 😂😂😂

  • @chipotle_papi8932
    @chipotle_papi8932 Год назад +28

    “I think her shift is over..” is funny af! Pat always has me in tears
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BiancaSills
    @BiancaSills Год назад +21

    Lmao Pat yelling “I’m bleeding!” took me out!! Lol help this man!

  • @tdavis2226
    @tdavis2226 Год назад +237

    I need a FULL episode of them just talking. No topics at all. The first 15min is always gold so make it a full hour of just that.

    • @cmn225
      @cmn225 Год назад +9

      well that defeats the purpose of the podcast

    • @omelettedufromage4
      @omelettedufromage4 Год назад +16

      @@cmn225no it doesn’t

    • @cmn225
      @cmn225 Год назад +8

      @@omelettedufromage4 it's literally a debate/"would you rather?" podcast without the topics it would just be a bunch of rambling as you can clearly see

    • @omelettedufromage4
      @omelettedufromage4 Год назад

      @@cmn225 and we are saying that shit is trash compared to when these 4 randomly talk and roast .. we are saying fck this would you rather ass podcast .. and bring on tahir Meg lulu and pat (with kev as a substitute) don’t understand why you are trying to argue our thoughts

    • @elijahstark3663
      @elijahstark3663 Год назад +11

      No we still need the topics with a sprinkle of the off topic tangents it's a good balance

  • @tonyrealbars
    @tonyrealbars Год назад +12

    Tahir “WAIT WAIT WAIT WATCH HOW MEG TAKES THE FUN OUTTA THE CONVERSATION” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AceIsMisfit
    @AceIsMisfit Год назад +94

    Meg firing shots out the gate 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 Год назад +34

    Patrick having the floss right there is HILARIOUS!!!! 😂

  • @thegeneral75o
    @thegeneral75o Год назад +30

    1.We need the show twice a week at this point lmaoo
    2. Meg was firing Tahir up all episode lmao

  • @Jbibjr
    @Jbibjr Год назад +51

    Meg calling the window a baptimal pool was so underrated 🤣🤣

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 Год назад +80

    I wish this show was twice a week
    I love watching them talk so much 😂😂

    • @KingKhy100
      @KingKhy100 Год назад +4

      I completely stand by this 🙏🏽

  • @chhart79
    @chhart79 Год назад +16

    That first 25 was gold!!! Haven’t laughed that hard watching squadd in awhile. All of them were on fire 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 The way they went in on Pat had me crying!!!! 😂😂😂 I love this group ❤

  • @witnessthedream7740
    @witnessthedream7740 Год назад +35

    The way they are talking Pat through how to floss while bleeding is like they are talking him through how to safely leave a room with a wild animal in it 🤣

  • @torrisdavison524
    @torrisdavison524 Год назад +23

    I love Megs questions 💯 she helps out more than you think 😂

  • @LawDog88
    @LawDog88 Год назад +86

    The savagery of Meg’s attacks on Tahir was incredible….she was ready and wanted smoke!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv Год назад +7

      Meg's roaster is always primed for Tahir 😅

    • @cliffwill27
      @cliffwill27 Год назад +7

      Might've been the funniest episode, I got nothing done at work while watching and thats not normal. Niggas was too funny this week lmao

    • @elroyjetson6380
      @elroyjetson6380 Год назад

      ​@@cliffwill27I was thinking the same thing. She told him he had cat teeth with a horse mouth😂😂😂

  • @techhead57
    @techhead57 Год назад +16

    18:50 Meg is hilarious "I don't trust men balls unless I clean them myself" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VeeBabyyyyyy
    @VeeBabyyyyyy Год назад +10

    I adore how y’all genuinely informed Pat on dental health.
    Already know y’all gonna clown but yall were legit concerned and told him how/what to do from here on out 💛

  • @kevinajcabey1655
    @kevinajcabey1655 Год назад +27

    Let's all agree, MEG is an MVP of the one shot jokes, like dammmmm😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adrianegreen4148
    @adrianegreen4148 Год назад +15

    This was one of the funniest episodes!!! Everybody got roasted 😂😂

  • @YoungFlame904
    @YoungFlame904 Год назад +11

    My dawg Pat NEVER ceases to amaze me… Bruh is learning how to “Human” in real time at the age of 33…. It’s like The Truman Show….😩😩😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Kashiroymaru
    @Kashiroymaru Год назад +13

    This has been one of the best episodes in a long time. Meg was a savage all episode but especially at 46:18

  • @blkcajunqt_3575
    @blkcajunqt_3575 Год назад +36

    So we're just gonna glaze over Pat saying Tahir looked like free range tilapia in a net? Oh ok 😂😂

  • @kingswift2257
    @kingswift2257 Год назад +8

    Ya'll remember 3 weeks ago when we were talking about how things went off the rails cause Meg wasn't there... It's go'n fall off regardless 😂

  • @txneckbreaka9033
    @txneckbreaka9033 Год назад +4

    Pat to Tahir :What did you get
    Lou Lou:the left side of the menu
    😂😂😂I’m cryin

  • @tj2nasty4ya83
    @tj2nasty4ya83 Год назад +14

    Meg :Tahir that's cause u supposed to go to the vet not the dentist 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ReggieR0ccit
    @ReggieR0ccit Год назад +9

    This was the most hilariously stressful episode ever 🤣🤣🤣Pat was sawing thru dem gums🪚🪚😭😭

  • @shawnhaz372
    @shawnhaz372 Год назад +11

    Ayo Meg “he becomes a younger Japanese girl everytime” is crazy😂😂😂

  • @reinadesuenos
    @reinadesuenos Год назад +6

    Reptar- "Tell them you gotta go"😂😂😂

  • @S.T-Money
    @S.T-Money Год назад +14

    Every episode requires at least one brisket joke. 😂😂😂

  • @desireeb1671
    @desireeb1671 Год назад +22

    Man ya'll had me in tears the whole time. I had a crappy night a work and this made it all better.

  • @Venumb_93
    @Venumb_93 Год назад +7

    CAT TEETH WITH A HORSE SMILE IS AN UNGODLY ROAST OMFG 😭

  • @PANCAKEPAP1
    @PANCAKEPAP1 Год назад +55

    Pat trying to floss has got to be the most disgusting and worrying thing I've EVER seen. Bro was sawing his gums 😭😭

    • @JaDedby88
      @JaDedby88 Год назад +12

      I know it hurt.. it hurt me looking at it

    • @PANCAKEPAP1
      @PANCAKEPAP1 Год назад +6

      @@JaDedby88 I know, there was so much blood

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz Год назад +10

    Does anybody else notice that whenever Tahir puts his hands up to the camera, it looks like the Hamburger Helper glove 😂😆

  • @dannyb47
    @dannyb47 Год назад +10

    I appreciate that they too were very upset by Pats terrible flossing 🤦🏾‍♀️ the anxiety I got at the revelation followed by the terrible demonstration was too much for my morning 😅

  • @BWen3
    @BWen3 Год назад +4

    Tahir was big mad after that robe comment haha Meg doesn’t ruin things, she just on your head Tahir 😂😂😂

  • @joand3792
    @joand3792 Год назад +5

    Pat and this floss was driving Meg Crazy!! And I was in the passenger's seat! 🤣🤣 #Patdontknownothin

  • @Pats007
    @Pats007 Год назад +3

    Riptare on Pat back whispering "A babies got to do What a babies got to do" 😂😂

  • @dakotalove8015
    @dakotalove8015 Год назад +3

    Lmfaooo yo Pats mouth instantly bleeding & everyone yelling at him got me in tearssss 😭😂😂😂 that used to be me and I used to get so much compliments on my teeth but I have changed my life

  • @TheDaddi27
    @TheDaddi27 Год назад +3

    Lou Lou Making Pat seem like a criminal for eating ass was hilarious!!!!😂😂😂

  • @itsmekel
    @itsmekel Год назад +2

    Tahir imitating Lou’s glasses snatching away and saying bitch! Is hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂😊

  • @MrTaymizzle
    @MrTaymizzle Год назад +7

    Definitely one of those episodes when idgaf about the topics! I just need the squADD to be the squADD and give me the laughes! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessicac4415
    @jessicac4415 Год назад +6

    0:02 right out the gate!😂😂😂

  • @KingKuma909
    @KingKuma909 Год назад +6

    These people are such children and I love it 😂

  • @Nicety08
    @Nicety08 Год назад +2

    The way Tahir had to take a gulp of his drink while Meg and Lulu were trying to stop Pat omg.. I needed this laugh so bad Thank you! Lmaooooo I was late to flossing too its okay lol

  • @goldenjoseph802
    @goldenjoseph802 Год назад +3

    27:38 Lou Lou bit the hand that fed her. That's why it slapped her lmao lol

  • @e_breez_boi
    @e_breez_boi Год назад +2

    "Free Range Tilapia" is krazy!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @imchrisirvin
    @imchrisirvin Год назад +1

    Yo I gotta pause this video at 20:00 and say Tahir, bro you got me cryin 😭😂 - you a wild dude 😂😂
    This whole section of convo is hilarious.

  • @BlaqueRose23
    @BlaqueRose23 Год назад +6

    This is definitely one of my tip favorite episodes! I LOVE that the crew just rambled the whole time!

  • @JustUdoro
    @JustUdoro Год назад +1

    41:34 PAAAAAAAAT!!! “It hurts, it bleeds” OH NO!!!! Bless your heart and go to the dentist!!! Floss PAT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @humanhueyfreeman
    @humanhueyfreeman Год назад +2

    Patrick 1st-time flossing on camera is MENTAL 😂

  • @JaslynFellows
    @JaslynFellows Год назад +1

    Chicken Strip Club didn’t get its due appreciation 😂😂 12:31
    … and Tahir’s baptismal pool

  • @dorrellturner9633
    @dorrellturner9633 Год назад +5

    Did Tahir say Pat was flossing with public hair and not pubic hair ..?!? Where is Tom when you need him 😂😂

    • @VictoriousMoe
      @VictoriousMoe Год назад +1

      Yes!!!! I was checking comments to see if someone else caught that 😂😂😂

    • @kristimurphy4317
      @kristimurphy4317 Год назад +2

      Definitely caught it, had to go back and listen to make sure I didn’t mis-hear it..

  • @batshats8243
    @batshats8243 Год назад +4

    Lulu is having an anxiety attack about to pull her hair out from how stressed she is with Pat's flossing method 😂

  • @jamestoneyjr
    @jamestoneyjr Год назад +3

    “The left side of the menu”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alana_jeannine
    @alana_jeannine Год назад +11

    I went to the Chicago Bald Brothers Show this past weekend! Tahir’s set was 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!! He was lit the entire set! It felt longer than 10 minutes. It needed to be longer.

    • @nariosei4765
      @nariosei4765 Год назад

      Tahir is hilarious. He was one of Kev’s openers when I saw Kev last year and Tahir’s set was the funniest by far. He had the crowd in tears.

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 Год назад +4

    MAAAANNN yall soooo funny. Megan was on Fireeee!!!

  • @BringOnTheFandomm
    @BringOnTheFandomm Год назад +10

    OUT THE GATE ROASTING LMAO
    y'all already know we here sending those daily positive vibes from Houston everyone!🙏🏽🌊

  • @tdavis2226
    @tdavis2226 Год назад +11

    This is one of the BEST episodes in a long time. I was cracking up the whole time.

  • @MetanoiaTarot
    @MetanoiaTarot Год назад +2

    LMFAOOO Tahir: “This is why it’s bleeding, Pat.” He was STRESSED. 😂

  • @ting280
    @ting280 Год назад +3

    39:13 they really let Tahir get away with calling them public hairs

  • @neilreid9610
    @neilreid9610 Год назад +3

    This episode was hilarious 🤣🤣 the chemistry between y’all 4 is elite. However still miss the OG squadd, Kev, Do Boy, Tony, Pat, Meg etc

  • @rswinton83
    @rswinton83 Год назад +3

    Damn... Pat don't know how to floss? That is wild! He really doesn't know anything.😂

  • @statictheory6356
    @statictheory6356 Год назад +4

    I watched this twice back to back. This episode funny asf. This episode should be titled "LouLou vs Patrick" lmao there was no chill

  • @janeenthedream4792
    @janeenthedream4792 Год назад +5

    I saw the NY Bald Brothers Show. It was my first time seeing Tahir perform. Tahir you killed it, straight 🔥. Much continued success to you. Looking forward to the next show/tour.

  • @MrDirkish1
    @MrDirkish1 Год назад +1

    Meg. You should be a Roast Comedian. You have me crying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @1z851
    @1z851 Год назад +3

    Lou Lou said Tahir dressed like he’s a free range tilapia 😂😂😂

  • @oliviah.4741
    @oliviah.4741 Год назад +3

    Omg this was a hilarious episode compared to last week. I damn near cried I was laughing so hard 😂😭

  • @StVince1
    @StVince1 Год назад +1

    They were so mad at Pat like a disappointed parent when he started flossing lol

  • @SS-tg8lf
    @SS-tg8lf Год назад +6

    I'm a fan but Pat NOT knowing how to properly floss is INSANE. 😂 It's funny how pat knows all this extraordinary and supernatural stuff, but when it comes to basic fundamentals of life he seems completely clueless. 😂

    • @ShannBo
      @ShannBo Год назад

      I feel like Pat is the modern day Albert Einstein 😂😂😂

  • @tgonnabfamous13
    @tgonnabfamous13 Год назад +3

    Meg calling Pat a young Japanese girl is hilarious 😂

  • @Shadok-1906
    @Shadok-1906 Год назад +1

    LOLOLOLOL Tahir - "Ruin It Scoop"

  • @1z851
    @1z851 Год назад +1

    Meg
    Megan
    Meg scoop 😂😂😂
    Is the fastest sniper on Alldef
    Record time in 3 seconds in 😂😂😂

  • @tujessie1258
    @tujessie1258 Год назад +6

    @MegScoop, please Foster Patrick with Mav & Milan for the next 18 years. Either Pat has an LD, or his parents let him run wild like the jungle boy as child number 3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SoldierKnowsBest
    @SoldierKnowsBest Год назад +1

    This episode had made it into my Top 5. 😅

  • @philipsmith6130
    @philipsmith6130 Год назад +1

    I drive trucks for a living and when I tell you I had to pull over for an entire hour cuz I had real tears coming outta my eyes... Especially when Lou hit herself lmao.. the topics are cool, but the banter is gold

  • @RoseGoldHunii
    @RoseGoldHunii Год назад +2

    27:38 - Revenge of the Finger🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @highyellowducky2801
    @highyellowducky2801 Год назад +1

    Booty still being stuck in Pat's teeth is WILD 😭😭😭. Even typing that is wild.

  • @mistersirdw
    @mistersirdw Год назад +1

    This has got to be the most unhinged episode ever cause wtf literally with blood and self violence. It was a good time!

  • @Luxo_52875
    @Luxo_52875 7 месяцев назад +1

    🏹Meg be throw’n jabs that hit hard🎯

  • @ninjaeris131
    @ninjaeris131 Год назад

    That eating booty comment on Pat that Meg got in was funny as hell😂😂😂

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA Год назад +1

    "I dnt floss, do you guys floss??"
    I cannot believe he said that out loud 🥴🥴🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @Z32andCG6
    @Z32andCG6 Год назад +3

    Ah man, I needed this episode today and y'all didn't disappoint

  • @justinwantou9145
    @justinwantou9145 9 месяцев назад

    This is the FUNNIEST ONE. Yall need to have an Awards show for these, and nominate this episode for a Squaddie. From start to finish there was nothing but laughs. Its even funnier that NONE of the topics got voted on AND that there was only 2 topics instead of the normal 3. I mean, EVERYBODY had multiple funny parts. The 4 of yall held it down. I've never laughed so hard, all the way through, an entire episode.

  • @TheChocolateDrop2
    @TheChocolateDrop2 Год назад

    12:36 they really didnt acknowledge that fire ass joke😂😂

  • @roarkcurry3264
    @roarkcurry3264 Год назад +2

    Lou said Tahir look like free range tilapia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TamiaPeach
    @TamiaPeach Год назад +2

    The true concern for Pat and he set a reminder for the dentist on the show. This is a good friend group. 😂😂😂

  • @michaelbickjr
    @michaelbickjr Год назад +3

    Meg was on a roll!!!

  • @Glitter.Is.Meta87
    @Glitter.Is.Meta87 Год назад +1

    Pat said tell dem nighahs U call them back LMAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 IM DEADDDDDDD 💀 ⚰️ sky diving or laser fighting with aliens rotfl
    Meg said tahir goes to the vet 😅

  • @GiftedJon
    @GiftedJon Год назад +2

    This is in the top 3 best starts y’all ever had 😂 talm bout Ms Bertha lmao

  • @katrinajohnson1128
    @katrinajohnson1128 Год назад +1

    Lou said the left side of the menu!! LMFAAAO

  • @BritBrat1
    @BritBrat1 Год назад +1

    Seriously the best episode this year!

  • @CJ-dc2yj
    @CJ-dc2yj Год назад +3

    Y'all really let Tahir get away with "public hairs" when he was talking about fuzzy navels. 😂😂😂