It is surely no coincidence that all early agricultural civilizations in alluvial plains prone to flooding also possessed beer-making technology, a development easily predicted by niche construction theory.
I now understand why my lifelong instinct was to avoid learning how to swim while at the same time incrementally and inexorably and, yes, instinctively, adding to my abdominal torus, without fully realizing until this incisive yet harrowing lecture, that my instincts were first a product of Darwinian survival and then had become subverted into a subliminal impetus of self-destruction, by my inclusion within the middle-aged white male dominance of the planet, to contribute to the planet's warming, which I now see is also a form of survival, except not that of humanity, but survival of the planet, in whatever hot or cold form, by the elimination of not only people like me with an Abdominal Torus that has forfeited its original purpose, but of all humanity.
This man's comedic timing is fantastic
It is surely no coincidence that all early agricultural civilizations in alluvial plains prone to flooding also possessed beer-making technology, a development easily predicted by niche construction theory.
There is even linguistic proof for this theory: in German, the Abdominal Torus is called "Rettungsring"!
irrefutable proof!
We Chinese also call it "游泳圈", which means "swim ring".^_^
best bahest talk ever !
His voice sounds so young
Happy to say I float well.
The floatational patriarchy will rise again!
I now understand why my lifelong instinct was to avoid learning how to swim while at the same time incrementally and inexorably and, yes, instinctively, adding to my abdominal torus, without fully realizing until this incisive yet harrowing lecture, that my instincts were first a product of Darwinian survival and then had become subverted into a subliminal impetus of self-destruction, by my inclusion within the middle-aged white male dominance of the planet, to contribute to the planet's warming, which I now see is also a form of survival, except not that of humanity, but survival of the planet, in whatever hot or cold form, by the elimination of not only people like me with an Abdominal Torus that has forfeited its original purpose, but of all humanity.
I've never laughed this hard before.
FIVE SIGMA CONFIDENCE!
Yeah, I got ye's TORus...right herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
The proof is left as an exercise for the reader.