It's amazing, isn't it. This ability to combine 2 words into one seems to be a CAG trait. They are so smart, creative, and appear to have a sense of humor
The fact that he validated himself on an answer that always makes the humans say no. "What's this? Shrock. Good bird!" Fight the power and touch purple, y'all.
@@BooBuKittyPhuk His throat movement match the sound so perfect. I more believe he did actually make that sound as I've seen birds make unbelievable sound in other videos.
My neighbor has a African grey just like Apollo and it can make the home alarm beep noises like how Apollo can mimic the iPhone noise. It’s crazy cuz it sounds so real. There’s another that can do R2D2 noises, I love parrots so nuch
I lived with friends who had 2 African Greys. One of them beeped like a microwave and whistled the Samsung whistle ringtone. In fact, I heard him do it before I knew it was a ringtone; I thought he had just learned a random whistle pattern. So the first time I heard that ringtone at work, I honestly wondered how my coworker got a recording of Stormy! 😂
That’s parrots for you, they’re known to use their often-underestimated intelligence specifically to troll people Honestly, every time Apollo answers “glass” or “shrock” to a question where it obviously isn’t the right answer, I’m convinced he’s doing it on purpose because he thinks it’s funny(and he’s right)
Looks like security footage of a student in a classroom practicing the skills their teacher taught them. But I understand most people don’t know what learning looks like so I don’t blame you. The government would be proud of you though, for comparing learning to imprisonment. Yet knowing nothing is the thing that enslaves people to the government. Say something original like “SoUnDs LiKe YoU bElOnG iN aN InSaNe AsYlUm¡” 🎉🎉🎉
@@InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome you having a bad day, mate? You want to talk about it? I ask because only that could realistically put someone in the mood to make a comment like that, other than being way too oversensitive and easily offended.
“Hello? Who’s this?” * call disconnected sound * “Hello?”😂 Him able to say and understand things is just super amusing and interesting to me, he’s an awesome and smart bird❤️
no matter how shitty I feel or how bad my day is, this silly little guy always makes me laugh. not to mention how incredibly intelligent he is and that he hasn’t even nearly reached his potential yet.
Ok…. Have to admit, I LOVE watching Apollo repeating all he’s learned, but the “Boop” after touching his face was just special! Not sure which I got a bigger chuckle out of, though….. “Boop” or the “OOOO” after “Touch your butt”…… J 🤣🤣
"shrek,rock,shrock"
Speech of the year
omg shrock
Touch purple
@@user-cu9rb9cx6m cork
i actually laughed so hard at that
He sounded so proud 😂
"touch your beak"
*proceeds to touch beak*
"touch your butt"
"OOUUHHH"
He must have overheard some owner sexy time
@VISlBLE HELP I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT REACHED 400-
Lol
ain't no way it went from 400 to 700 in less than 24 hours
hanako-kun pfp based
“What’s this?”
“ *S H R O C K* “
If you smell what the Shrock is cooking!
I died😂😂😂
Shrek + rock = shrock 🗿
G l a s s
Touch purple
Touch purple
Touch purple
Touch…C O R K
"Earn a pistash? TOUCH PURPLE"
I feel like thats a threat
He sounds like a philosopher on the brink of insanity. I'm in love
fr
@victorsmash12english10good bird!
What's this made of? glass
What's this made of? gLass
What's this made of? GLASS
Ahh yes i love it when philosopher talk about shrock is he a oger or a man
yes 😶
He's finally been driven insane by all the questions he gets asked
Yup
😭
😂😂
GLASS
@@joshrobins130Touch purple. 😊
The fact Apollo is aware of what Shrock is by going " Rock. Shrek. SHROCK. " is hilarious.
He knows exactly what he's talking about
Agree
I have the sense of humor of a bird
Bird is making memes
S H R O C K
I love that he made the phone disconnect tone after “Hello? Who’s dis?”
He literally understands that he combines two words... What a smart bird
It's amazing, isn't it. This ability to combine 2 words into one seems to be a CAG trait. They are so smart, creative, and appear to have a sense of humor
@@lindaelston2671what's a CAG trait?
@@madhavraghuI think they just mean the full name, the Congo African Grey parrot
How do you know he understands that he's combined two words?
@@mehere337He said "Shrek, rock: Shrock."
"What's this -- ShRoCk -- Good bird!"
"Who's this?"
He's trying to say Shrock is a better name for Shrek and I agree.
Shrek rock
*_SHROCK_*
@@jayATUK"What's this about...GLASS"
He wants him to say good bird after he says shrock.
BRO IMITATED A PHONE CALL GIVE THIS BIRD A THOUSAND PISTACHIOS
“Hello? Who is this? ☎️ Hello?”
Hello???? Who is dis? Hello....??
*BOOP BOOP*
i died 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was the best lol
Bro remembers the things that his owner said to him
He fr said ooo good bird!
@@antifurry21ye but why do u hate furries?
Dalton has used Apollo to play pranks on spam callers
the little “ meep “ when he touched his beak oh my gods 🙏
Yeah that is great 😁
The utter sass build up of each "glass" has me rolling
Also the "touch........ cork"
He sounds like he's making fun of the owner or fed up about how many items he has to say is glass 😂
@@AmeliaBradford-lx2kx JUST THE SHEER SASS I CANT XDXD
no ones talkin bout how apollo mimicked the hang up sound sooo good?
And he hung up on himself too lmao
THIS
DUDE I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
Yeah it was crazy good! 😮
I legit thought it was a sound edited into the video.
"Touch your butt. Oooh!" Scandalous.
LMAOOO EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING XD
Exactly what I was thinking 😂
LMAOO
TOUCH PURPLE
@@classicjazz9671 his butt is RED ! 😂
I adore the glimpse of reality with these birds. They don’t stop talking, so you kinda have to be good with that
I love that he asks himself a question, answers it, then awards himself.
Wish I could be like him, no worries, no responsibilities, just me bird, exist to fly and *s* *h* *r* *o* *c* *k*
He's actually recalling memories and things he knows and just say them outloud
@@Man-I-Love-Frogs Let me live in blissful ignorance.
Touch glass earn a pistach
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Imagine breaking into their house at night and hearing a voice from the ceiling constantly repeat "who is this" and "touch purple"
i would just dip lol
Imagine not imagining breaking into peoples houses..
@@OhThatsLionHeartnot the point
@@OhThatsLionHeart r/woosh
"Touch your butt!"
Someone get the man some purple
🟪
🟣
🍇
TOUCH PURPLE
@@Himeko-astral, 👉🟪
"Hello? Who is dis?" *hangs up*
Was my favorite part, also the hang up was so PERFECT OMG
I love how he said “shrek rock” and then “shrock” in a voice like he’s just discovered some record breaking word
He was so proud of Shrock LMAO
At this point, he’s just gonna make his own language using Shrek and rock
He's a natural shitposter
He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed
Not too mention he yelled “good bird” right after 😂
He sounds so proud of himself when he said Shrock
Ikr-
he sounds like he’s about to laugh when he says it😭
I think a word "Shrock" must be added in the English dictionary ...! He can correctly say *Rock" and then repeat it as "Shrock".
@@benmbwele
He can also say shrek, he knows full well that he's combining the two words.
I knooooow God hes adorable
i love how parrots are just the pure embodiment of vocal stimming
They are top-tier birds for a reason
as an autistic person i relate deeply to apollo
as an autistic person this is so real
@@yeowchmeow yeee
@@yeowchmeowYee
Born to earn a pistash, forced to touch purple 😔
The fact that he validated himself on an answer that always makes the humans say no. "What's this? Shrock. Good bird!" Fight the power and touch purple, y'all.
I love how he says "Shrek. Rock. Shrock!" As if he's telling a hilarious joke.
AS IF he's telling a hilarious joke? no ifs about it, boy
Shrock is the funniest shit i ever heard
He did tell a funny joke!
S H R O C K!
I mean, he is... I've watched it six times and haven't stopped laughing since
guys i think hes gone insane.
imagine waking up at 3:00AM to
“TOUCH… PURPLE” 💀
Good morning
SHROCK
Good morning GLASSK
And "touch your butt"
Touch SHROCK
I’d be worried, don’t know why he wants to touch me
Bro the "whats this made of? Glass"
The bird looked like it's complaining about glass material being easy to answer
“What’s this made of?”
“Glass.”
“What’s this about?”
*”Glass.”*
It killed me when he said, "WHATS THIS ABOUT?" LOL!!!
@@dianebonds5525 lmao!
Also his "Who is this?!" Sounded so sad lol
He's losing it
Glassk!
💀💀💀
“Touch purple, touch purple, ooh! TOUCH PURPLE!!!”
Apollo’s famous words
He needs a oscar
I like show he says this.
What’s this about?
*Glass*
hollow purple
I'm gonna have nightmares about Shrock until the end of time.
someone taped a picture of shrock up in our cafeteria at school. it stayed up all year.
Shrocks touching purple 🫵
This is so cute. .. I love it Apollo. ❤❤❤❤
Was a clean edit tho ngl
Lol😂😂😂
Take the shrek and the rock, then smash together those two different expressions of Glass to create and push out metal mass. Imaginary Technique:
"Touch your beak"
Proceeds to touch beak
"Touch your butt"
Realises...oooh😮😂😂
Funny bird
frunny bird
@@Newpant Kinky bird.
He has said touch butt on more than one occasion 😂
Poor Apollo. I think it is anatomically impossible for him to touch his own butt.
goes to touch beak... OHHH
He hung up on himself. Amazing
Fantastic work 10/10 deserves a medal or something
Boop boop boop
The aggressive repetition of
What’s this?
Glass 🥛
Got me dying😭😂😂
He’s getting real tired of it it seems
Bro is mocking him 💀
This bird is out here answering his own questions, combining works, and knows who Shrek is
The increasingly aggressive glass when asking “What’s this made of”
"Shreck + rock = Shrock"
-Apollo
DWAYNE THE SHROCK JOHNSON
@@Some_Dutch_Kid the fact that a bird just invented a new meme I'm WEAK, 💀
"Shreck"
nah it goes somewhat like
"you take the character shreck and the hard rock, combine those two together to get... apollo technique; SHROCK
Ain’t no way he made the call disconnected sound 😂
He did.
I thought it was added in editing like the other sound effects
@@BooBuKittyPhuk His throat movement match the sound so perfect. I more believe he did actually make that sound as I've seen birds make unbelievable sound in other videos.
That's what I'm saying😂😂😂
@@BooBuKittyPhuk He knows how to make it
He’s used it in scam call videos
He knows he gets a treat when he answers these questions so he asks and answers to get a treat
" Shrek, rock, Shrok!" I can't ✋🏽💀
as a shrok
i can 100% say that what i made of
shrek and rock
Anyone who is in their "🤚" era is atleast younger than 16
@@LaiqAbdallah Who's gonna tell them all the black moms exist?
@@xuttisux4228yeah, they're too busy using emojis instead of making sure they're kids don't fit the stereotypes
Touch ur butt😂
“Touch beak”
“boop”
This is too adorable 😭😭
I nearly missed that. Omg ❤
“Touch butt.. Oh!”
That camera track after "touch your butt" when he goes "ohhh" is just the cherry on top of a delicious cake. This is perfect lol
😂😂
He wants that cake😏
Lol your right and he likes color purple and the rock should change its profile to a shrek with its own face ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hanging up on himself was too hilarious. Especially the second "hello?"
I love how parrots don’t just speak but they can make phone sounds, too.
I thought it was edited in
@@torphurusyou didnt notice his throat moving? There are birds that can do some crazy shit with their voices
My neighbor has a African grey just like Apollo and it can make the home alarm beep noises like how Apollo can mimic the iPhone noise. It’s crazy cuz it sounds so real. There’s another that can do R2D2 noises, I love parrots so nuch
Bro that parrot just hung up
I lived with friends who had 2 African Greys. One of them beeped like a microwave and whistled the Samsung whistle ringtone. In fact, I heard him do it before I knew it was a ringtone; I thought he had just learned a random whistle pattern. So the first time I heard that ringtone at work, I honestly wondered how my coworker got a recording of Stormy! 😂
When he asked "whos this?" and then ENDED THE CALL SOUND then said "hello?"
My soul actually left my body
It sounds like he's reciting all the tribulations you've put him through as he's plotting his revenge.
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING 😭😭
SAME
The angle makes this feel like Apollo's gone full supervillain and is tormenting the hero,
He is literally a walking, breathing meme generator
True
metal bar falling sound effect
Correct
That’s parrots for you, they’re known to use their often-underestimated intelligence specifically to troll people
Honestly, every time Apollo answers “glass” or “shrock” to a question where it obviously isn’t the right answer, I’m convinced he’s doing it on purpose because he thinks it’s funny(and he’s right)
Many parrots are, lmao
I love it when he calls himself a good bird :-) it’s always my favourite
I love that too! Not just with this guy either, any bird calling themselves a good bird is so funny to me 😂
Good bird!!!
This is even funnier than him identifying things
Yeah lol
When they just start saying random stuff or start saying "stop" to their toys
“Whats this made of? Glass (x2)”. “Whats this made of? G L A S S.”
“Touch…..cork”
Proceeds to hit the wall with his beak
I loved this part 😂
Yo why freminet and mcamouche here? Also saw a noelle lmao
@@Faresito09 MCARAMOUCHE IM DYING 😭
I think I recall Fischl and her companion Oz having a conversation like this.
@@Pandamaxx OML 😭
57 seconds of pure bliss
I agree ✅😂😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing my ass off
I misread that as 'purple bliss' and technically I think that's true as well
He's like an actor rehearsing their role or a reporter trying tongue twisters before going live. Seriously this bird is a real performer.
He has been asked so many question that he started to ask question himself
Apollo really congratulating himself with the "good bird" I love him
This looks like security footage from an insane asylum
Oh Christ it does! 👍🏻
Was about to say it reminds me a bit of people with nervous tics or tourettes when they say random phrases.
Looks like security footage of a student in a classroom practicing the skills their teacher taught them.
But I understand most people don’t know what learning looks like so I don’t blame you.
The government would be proud of you though, for comparing learning to imprisonment.
Yet knowing nothing is the thing that enslaves people to the government.
Say something original like “SoUnDs LiKe YoU bElOnG iN aN InSaNe AsYlUm¡” 🎉🎉🎉
@@InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome you having a bad day, mate? You want to talk about it? I ask because only that could realistically put someone in the mood to make a comment like that, other than being way too oversensitive and easily offended.
@@InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome and this looks like some self righteous dumbass overanalyzing a joke
Petition to add word fusions like shrock and pisnack to the English dictionary
glassk
I’m signing 💀
It can be done. If we use them enough, and if they become common, the Dictionary Staff may add them
He’s saying pistash as a shortening of pistachio, not a fusion of pistachio and snack
Apollinary book.
He sounds like hes had enough of his owner and started mocking the shit outta him😭😭
I like how he acts as both the human and the parrot answering the human
Poor bird, hes PTSD is kickingnin after being asked "what's this made off" so many times.
Someone get the flamethrower and the shovel.
What's this made of? PUS-
Someone get this man a dictionary, or a second grade education course please!
That's what you're worried about? I'm way more worried about the fact that he said, "Touch, your butt." 😖
The cutting off a call noise so clear and accurate
"whats this?" "SHROCK" "Earn a pistash?!!" "Shreck rOcK SHROCK" "Touch your beak mm" "touch your butt ooh" got me rolling on the floor XDD
I really love how he's immitating one of his owners, even down to the way they speak, I find that amusing
"Touch your butt! Oooohh!"
🤨
“what’s this about?”
“glass”
convo between me & whoever i’m showing apollo’s youtube to
"what's this about?" "G L A S S"-Apollo
It's always about glass😂
"Touch your butt."
"Oooohhhh"
💀
Oh my 😂😂😂
Dirty bird 😂
You know i will
OUT OF CONTEXT 😂😂😂
666th like💀
Therapist:”shrock isn’t real he can’t hurt you.”
Shrock.
Wow no replies💀
"Hello? Who is dis?"
*BOOP BOOP*
He even did the hangup sound. Now thats impressive.
That is coolllll
I was to comment on the hang up sounds! Im so impressed by him!
Cmon! The "touch your butt... Oooo" at the very end was priceless! 👏👏👏🤣😆
“Hello? Who’s this?”
* call disconnected sound *
“Hello?”😂
Him able to say and understand things is just super amusing and interesting to me, he’s an awesome and smart bird❤️
It just really goes to show how many weird scam calls people get lol
Somebody get this man some *G* *L* *A* *S* *S*
Yeah! And make it tinted purple!!
Vine boom
@@evelynnashley-rc9sxWith a couple Shrocks in it
He remembers everything and also doesn't miss out on trolling you guys 😂 Such a smart bird
i love how he shows us the verbal math of shrock like thanks dude i was so confused on how we got here ily apollo
That's so great how he says "touch beak" as he scratches his face. He really knows what the words mean
T O U C H P U R P L E
The color blind equivalent of telling people to touch grass on twitter
No I don't want to touch Barney.
What’s this made of? G L A S S
Touch purple. Touch purple. Touch purple. Touch- cork.
Touch purple. Touch purple. Ohhh
ＴＯＵＣＨ ＰＵＲＰＬＥ
Touch purple.
GLASS
"touch ur butt"
UHH WHERE'D HE LEARN THAT
Idk XD 💀🤭🤨😂
Finally someone noticed😢
“OooOooOOOh 😨😳🥴”
Just make sure your parrot can’t hear you when you’re on a cod lobby and you’ll be good
pretty sure he said foot-
Getting PTSD from all his life his memories are just glass,purple and his favourite equation is Shrek + Rock = SHHRROKK 😂😂
the “earn a pistach?” is so cute and funny
And the lil head dance he does makes me feel joy
Most funny part middle
First
Touch purple
He's having a parrot psychotic break.
Parrotic break
Shrek + Rock = Shrock, whats this made of? glass. what a smart bird.
😂
Shrok
"what's this made of? Glass." He's surely mocking you😭😭
idk why but „touch purple, touch purple, touch... ✨cork✨“ got me rolling on the floor
The timing is comedic perfection
He thinks grass is purple
Same here lol
Is it or the bird said "cock" instead of "cork"
"Shrek, rock, S H R O C K"
If shrek fused with a rock in dragonball
my guy is slowly being driven insane by GLASS
He is so adorable
Therapist : "Shrock doesn't exist, he can't hurt you."
Shrock :
Touch, purple
"Touch purple" and his "glass" forever in my heart❤
This bird is so cool⭐
GLASSK
It's like the bird is explaining his life to a therapist 😂
He is Too much😂😂 Always makes me laugh.. Thank you greatly for the video's Apollo is a healer fr
At this point I'm convinced Apollo knows shrock isn't a thing and he just really likes combining Shrek and rock to mess with people
I think "shrock" is a crock shoe the color of Shrek (Please correct if wrong )
@annetteyoutube742 you are correct, they have a Shrek croc
Yep, there is definitely a shrock. I just figured this out myself a few days ago 😅
@@annetteyoutube742he actually does use “shrock” for the color green since he can’t say “green”.
He does know what s shrock is, when presented a shrock he answers accordingly.
I love how he answers his own questions then tells himself he's a good bird.
Yes, Apollo, you're right. You are a good bird ❤
What's this ?
- Shrock
- Good bird
😂
Lol
@@like_womenk
He is mimicking you-
He thinks everything is made up of glass
I absolutely love editing like this over random unhinged bird rants
The edited in affects on this make it ten times better I'm dying rn
no matter how shitty I feel or how bad my day is, this silly little guy always makes me laugh. not to mention how incredibly intelligent he is and that he hasn’t even nearly reached his potential yet.
Little dudes health bar is probably astronomical.
Ok…. Have to admit, I LOVE watching Apollo repeating all he’s learned, but the “Boop” after touching his face was just special! Not sure which I got a bigger chuckle out of, though….. “Boop” or the “OOOO” after “Touch your butt”…… J 🤣🤣