Hello folks! Apologies for the long wait between videos. I got pretty sick in December and apparently my immune system did NOT understand the "New Year, New Me" message, so I was unable to record anything for a while. However - I've been prepping and writing for other videos in the mean time! So hopefully there will be some more soon. Also a quick correction: not all of the audio files are available in the game's folders. Only most of them. I have no idea why they hid some and not all.
I was shocked at first, but I guess they even made a movie? I'm not even sure Slendrina is *in* it, which feels very "Sony's Spider-Man without Spider-Man" to me.
15:50 I can see that other people agree but that unalive rant is absolutely necessary. You hit the nail on the head, using a dumbed down version of the word takes away the from the seriousness of the situation
The "Defensive station" to "Father, I think you misheard me" joke sent me so hard I ended up having to break it down to my coworkers why I was suddenly laughing so hard. As well as define "defenestration". So thanks for that, you forced me to interact with people.
Never knew this game was made by fellow Swedes! I remember seeing PewDiePie play it back in the day as well, that’s how I knew of it. Cool to see it still be talked about to this day! Also, loved the random ”unalive” rant in the middle, good stuff
To briefly pause on the "unalive" thing: it comes from tiktok. Tiktoker started saying it because their video genuinely got banned there for using kill or murder. Same for rape, same for Palestine, same for many, many, many other words to the point where they'd actually have to work so much harder to get videos out there. Then tiktoker got onto youtube and I guess it spread? Though I haven't come across it on youtube personally. So I guess I can understand for tiktok at least. And thanks for adding another game onto my backlog, not like I needed one more. But it genuinely sounds like my deal.
While unalive comes from TikTok, this was already a thing before TikTok, I might be getting way too old but people really liked using "Game end" before.
Exactly what I wanted to say, thank you! And if I remember correctly, it was started by minorities (i think the term came from AAVE creators) that were particularly shadow/banned when talking about certain topics. Now, let's go buy some garlic
Outro Happy: You have just watched another banger paint video featuring big man Greg Outro Unhappy: The realisation that the Paint video is over and there is no more Greg to hold you at night and sooth you to sleep with his impressive jaw and dulcet tones.
I don’t know how to explain it, but the way you eloquently use English language to describe something pretty annoying or frustrating to sound funny and amusing is so exciting and not lost on me as a non native English language speaker. I also love your train of thought on a lot of topic that are not related to a game and it makes me happy to relate to someone across the globe. Thank you and great job.
I’ve always seen this game as perfect junk food. It’s janky as fuck, but in a kind of charming way. And even if someone can’t see it that way, it only costs the equivalent of a song.
I got so excited when this video came up in my recommended. I discovered your channel recently and I binged a ton of your videos. Keep up the great work, you're criminally underrated
24:24 "So many strive for realism and perfection, and so few are remembered for it." holy shit this goes so hard, and it's so right... My #1 go-to for style over realism is always Psychonauts... And everyone who's seen Psychonauts, or has played Psychonauts, remembers Psychonauts' art.
super confliced because I have the rare opportunity of coming on to this early by chance and also I want to support the content, but on the other hand I dont want the game spoiled because I started playing it after hearing about it in his slendrina video and I must say that it is the best $3 I have spent in a while
I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your videos. Your jokes, your way of talking and your voice overall is like a fresh breeze to me. I'm happy to have found your channel. Please keep doing what you love
also, now that i've finished the video, I don't know if it's because we have the exact same sense of humour or because you're a comedian in the making but no less than four jokes made me snort out my water or laugh out loud so thank you for that #NosferatuFortnite
As someone who got first hand expirience with original Dracula novel through Dracula Daily, I must add that not only adaptations are weird, but original story itself is quite funny actually. Zeitgeist lied once again. Cant recommend it enough, being it from letters by our friend Johnathan or anyhow else.
Need a mod for this where you play as Greg and instead of having access to any of the weapons you only have an expanded set of melee options, because frankly life is incomplete without the ability to have a square go with a slendrina character and rejected power ranges villain
oh god it was my childhood game, i had physical version of this in polish dub too, i remember watching my dad play it a lot lmao, what a nostalgia trip
Holy shit, the script for this video is so fucking funny. I was laughing multiple times at some of the more layered and also more silly jokes, good shit lmao.
RUclips randomly recommended this channel to me a few days ago, and in was bored and ran out of things to watch while I had lunch so I decided to click. In two days I saw half of the videos on the entire channel. Exactly the type of humor that I need mixed with horror video games, subscribed.
I loved this game back when I got it around 2015-16, just so much gothic goodies to behold. Also we need more games that give you the opportunity to go full scottish lol.
Ah yeah, the spookiest. Atmosphere so strong you can cut it with a knife. I remember I got a retail version because "looks like an horror FPS in a bargain bin. Or in a garbage bin, there's a half-eaten burger here too which also looks appealing". And I was a wee wee kid so I got both. Anyways, it mfing traumatized me, haunted me for weeks. But I couldn't stop playing - it was a brutal fast-paced shooter where you either an ultimate badass or die with a fart. The whole "randomly generated" concept wasn't new for me, I mean, Diablo existed, but for an FPS it was unimaginable back then.
I've had a soft spot for Idol FX for *years*. They made this fighting game called "Imp", where you had to buy characters on separate CDs. Basically the fighting game version of Skylanders, long before Skylanders was even a thing. It was an absolutely terrible game, but I loved it. Still kinda do. Been meaning to give Wrath of Malachi a shot for a good while, and I feel like this video is a sign that I really have to get to it this year!
The transylvania joke made me laugh until I wheezed in a frankly ugly way Excellent work man, your humor is a joy to listen to again #NosferatuFortnite so on and such forth
13:30 this bit about the garlic cracked me up. In the Balkans, some of us eat everything with garlic especially when it's dinner. It also isn't uncommon to meet people with a strong smell of garlic in their breath (and alcohol of course).
Huh, while I knew there was a Filipino movie about Batman and Robin, except they're guys working in a repair shop, never heard of the one where he fights Dracula
Fuckin ell this is really funny and well-made. Gonna be waiting on the next one Also quite excited for the Count Rlok O.'s royale debut in #NosferatuFortnite
I like that you talked about game that involves PEWPEW's where you can UNALIVE your foes and monster... Seriously I hate those words and what youtube felt to become a "Family friendly brand" Not to metion RUclips was just made some guys for fun and giggles... seriously youtube has became such a royal ASS
Hello folks! Apologies for the long wait between videos. I got pretty sick in December and apparently my immune system did NOT understand the "New Year, New Me" message, so I was unable to record anything for a while. However - I've been prepping and writing for other videos in the mean time! So hopefully there will be some more soon.
Also a quick correction: not all of the audio files are available in the game's folders. Only most of them. I have no idea why they hid some and not all.
Self care is so important as a creator for this site. Glad you took the time for yourself.
hope you're better now, take care!!
You rock dude, don't worry about that.
Take care, good sir.
Perfectly understandable, I hope you're okay bro
Good to see Nosferatu from Slendrina getting his own spinoff game
Slendrina's Husband*
@@typicalgentleman Understanding the slendrina lore is gonna be one of the world's greatest mysteries for me.
I was shocked at first, but I guess they even made a movie? I'm not even sure Slendrina is *in* it, which feels very "Sony's Spider-Man without Spider-Man" to me.
I can't believe they pumped out a movie tie-in so fast.
15:50 I can see that other people agree but that unalive rant is absolutely necessary. You hit the nail on the head, using a dumbed down version of the word takes away the from the seriousness of the situation
The "Defensive station" to "Father, I think you misheard me" joke sent me so hard I ended up having to break it down to my coworkers why I was suddenly laughing so hard. As well as define "defenestration".
So thanks for that, you forced me to interact with people.
OHHHHHHH.....
This is Greg's world and we're all just living in it
#NosferatuFortnite
Greg gives us life
#NosferatuFortnite
#GregFortnite
I think the unalive rant is so necessary and also telling because i got recommended this video 13 minutes after it released. Lmao
Slendrina must be so proud of her husband
Yes sir
"why did he bring a machine gun to a wedding?" LMFAO
Some families are just like that.
Never knew this game was made by fellow Swedes! I remember seeing PewDiePie play it back in the day as well, that’s how I knew of it. Cool to see it still be talked about to this day!
Also, loved the random ”unalive” rant in the middle, good stuff
What're you doin' here
The jump From slendrina to this is insane
I genuinely couldn’t imagine having this dude as an enemy he just seems so fun to be around lmao
love how mildly unhinged this was
"There will always be more ghouls."
I dunno why that just goes kinda hard out of context
To briefly pause on the "unalive" thing: it comes from tiktok. Tiktoker started saying it because their video genuinely got banned there for using kill or murder. Same for rape, same for Palestine, same for many, many, many other words to the point where they'd actually have to work so much harder to get videos out there. Then tiktoker got onto youtube and I guess it spread? Though I haven't come across it on youtube personally. So I guess I can understand for tiktok at least.
And thanks for adding another game onto my backlog, not like I needed one more. But it genuinely sounds like my deal.
Yet another bad thing tiktok brought to us.
While unalive comes from TikTok, this was already a thing before TikTok, I might be getting way too old but people really liked using "Game end" before.
Exactly what I wanted to say, thank you! And if I remember correctly, it was started by minorities (i think the term came from AAVE creators) that were particularly shadow/banned when talking about certain topics. Now, let's go buy some garlic
Outro Happy: You have just watched another banger paint video featuring big man Greg
Outro Unhappy: The realisation that the Paint video is over and there is no more Greg to hold you at night and sooth you to sleep with his impressive jaw and dulcet tones.
Great video as always, Paint! I especially liked the part where you mentioned Stephen King’s 1981 novel Cujo and its 1983 adaptation of the same name.
My favourite character in that has GOT to be Cujo
I don’t know how to explain it, but the way you eloquently use English language to describe something pretty annoying or frustrating to sound funny and amusing is so exciting and not lost on me as a non native English language speaker. I also love your train of thought on a lot of topic that are not related to a game and it makes me happy to relate to someone across the globe. Thank you and great job.
Robert Eggers' Slendrina
Funniest comment
Gonna be real, huge fan of a more catty painticus, that shit was hilarious
#NosferatuFortnite
Bro I was just rewatching your Granny and Slendrina video and you made a new one, tysm.
HOW DARE RUclips HIDE THIS FROM ME FOR 28 MINUTES
But anyways it struck me a second later you made a video about slenderine and now you made a video about her husband ..crazy shit
I don't think you need a timestamp to skip the tangents, THATS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR. 10/10 video about a game I recently became re-obsessed with
I’ve always seen this game as perfect junk food. It’s janky as fuck, but in a kind of charming way. And even if someone can’t see it that way, it only costs the equivalent of a song.
I wonder if you cant save everyone cause that would make the final boss completely powerless and they just didnt bother to fix the math
Yesss, you broke me free of my curse, I was watching your older videos like... every single day
8:56 don’t insult at my precious misery game TvT
I love your vids i be giggling all thru it while drawing HNSNS
i love how the only reason anyone born between like 1995 - 2010 knows about Nosferatu is that one spongebob joke
:)
I know it from family
I got so excited when this video came up in my recommended. I discovered your channel recently and I binged a ton of your videos. Keep up the great work, you're criminally underrated
24:24 "So many strive for realism and perfection, and so few are remembered for it."
holy shit this goes so hard, and it's so right...
My #1 go-to for style over realism is always Psychonauts... And everyone who's seen Psychonauts, or has played Psychonauts, remembers Psychonauts' art.
The dedication to his video on fear and hunger is insane keep it up
Defense station, help, i’m dying
God you're such a hidden gem! The commentary on these videos is always so freaking funny.
paint every vid you make is a banger and your jokes are gold. this is not a joke i genuinely mean that i love your content
"malachi's malakas" havent liked a video faster
you absolutely cooked with this one chief and your takes are scalding and completely correct. this is going on my routine rewatch roster
super confliced because I have the rare opportunity of coming on to this early by chance and also I want to support the content, but on the other hand I dont want the game spoiled because I started playing it after hearing about it in his slendrina video and I must say that it is the best $3 I have spent in a while
This is literally the first time I've seen anybody talking about this game. I was obsessed with it for a while around 2014/2015.
#NosferatuFortnite
ive always loved the silhouette of the protagonist with the whole arsenal on him
its peak.
I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate your videos. Your jokes, your way of talking and your voice overall is like a fresh breeze to me. I'm happy to have found your channel. Please keep doing what you love
Thank you for the kind words ❤
Well, now I wanna play it. I'll come back to the video once I do it so that I don't get any spoilers, cya then!
To be honest, I had no idea that he was considered a ripoff, but he is very goofy, so I guess it makes sense.
also, now that i've finished the video, I don't know if it's because we have the exact same sense of humour or because you're a comedian in the making but no less than four jokes made me snort out my water or laugh out loud so thank you for that #NosferatuFortnite
Tomato Gaming streamed this once, it got so bad it was deemed the "Stream that never happened"
PAINTICUS WE LOVE YOU we chant in unison
babe wake up new painticus video just dropped
we love you greg we all say in unison
#NosferatuFortnite
I don't blame you for still complaining about PS1 graphics lol, PS2 graphics should be the new trend now
Can't we have both?
As someone who got first hand expirience with original Dracula novel through Dracula Daily, I must add that not only adaptations are weird, but original story itself is quite funny actually. Zeitgeist lied once again.
Cant recommend it enough, being it from letters by our friend Johnathan or anyhow else.
The unalive rant got me to subscribe. I agree with you 100%
How the actual hell does this channel not have hundreds of thousands of subs?
I cannot express how wonderful it is to experience catty painticus. Please keep it up. Oh also #NosferatuFortnite
Dude I love your voice, so relaxing, but with funny jokes interjected in
omg its a FRESH PAINTICUS lets gooOOOOOO
YES I have been waiting for this
Need a mod for this where you play as Greg and instead of having access to any of the weapons you only have an expanded set of melee options, because frankly life is incomplete without the ability to have a square go with a slendrina character and rejected power ranges villain
So happy to see you finally covering this game after talking about the game agesss ago!!
oh god it was my childhood game, i had physical version of this in polish dub too, i remember watching my dad play it a lot lmao, what a nostalgia trip
Real shoutout to Greg. He should've really had his own game..
Holy shit, the script for this video is so fucking funny. I was laughing multiple times at some of the more layered and also more silly jokes, good shit lmao.
I don't know how i learned about this game, or how I liked it, but i found it and I did.
Strange little game.
Man a minute in and this guy hit vampire zinger after vampire zinger.
grandpa is fuckin barnabas collins over here
The only vampire survival horror I know that involves a Maxim.
I clicked for discussion of an interesting game I'd never heard of, I stayed for the rants
RUclips randomly recommended this channel to me a few days ago, and in was bored and ran out of things to watch while I had lunch so I decided to click. In two days I saw half of the videos on the entire channel. Exactly the type of humor that I need mixed with horror video games, subscribed.
Holy shit new Painticus video I needed that
The rant is so fucking true. And yeah no algorithms really care about kill or swears anymore, moreso topics in general
Thanks for talking about this game
I loved this game back when I got it around 2015-16, just so much gothic goodies to behold. Also we need more games that give you the opportunity to go full scottish lol.
17:04 i was so prepared for that joke and you didn’t disappoint
This game has nothing on Slendrina
Dude I was not ready for "They made my Ilvania woke"
Ah yeah, the spookiest. Atmosphere so strong you can cut it with a knife. I remember I got a retail version because "looks like an horror FPS in a bargain bin. Or in a garbage bin, there's a half-eaten burger here too which also looks appealing". And I was a wee wee kid so I got both. Anyways, it mfing traumatized me, haunted me for weeks. But I couldn't stop playing - it was a brutal fast-paced shooter where you either an ultimate badass or die with a fart. The whole "randomly generated" concept wasn't new for me, I mean, Diablo existed, but for an FPS it was unimaginable back then.
"NosferatuFortnite
the lore of slendrina is getting expand!
(i love nosferatu the wrath of malachi)
Getting home from school to see a new upload was a welcome surprise
I've had a soft spot for Idol FX for *years*. They made this fighting game called "Imp", where you had to buy characters on separate CDs. Basically the fighting game version of Skylanders, long before Skylanders was even a thing. It was an absolutely terrible game, but I loved it. Still kinda do. Been meaning to give Wrath of Malachi a shot for a good while, and I feel like this video is a sign that I really have to get to it this year!
24:38 Evil Painticus be like: “Fear and Hunger is the greatest horror game ever made”
The transylvania joke made me laugh until I wheezed in a frankly ugly way
Excellent work man, your humor is a joy to listen to again
#NosferatuFortnite so on and such forth
RUclips inserting an ad break at 14:55 is definitely the funniest timing it's ever had
Oh shit
Was watching literally yesterday the procedurally generated horror games video
The end of Graveyard Shift was hilarious, but giving the guy who flickered the lights three movies and a video game feels a bit excessive.
As a Linux user I am already placing a curse on you using a forbidden tome, the tome being open source, BSD license.
i like how 2012 painticus seemingly had a stronger accent
He was so much more powerful than I am
This channel is quickly becoming one of my favourites.
Get a modding community behind this game and watch as it grows it's own following.
13:30 this bit about the garlic cracked me up. In the Balkans, some of us eat everything with garlic especially when it's dinner. It also isn't uncommon to meet people with a strong smell of garlic in their breath (and alcohol of course).
23:46 I'm in love with this speech
my goat just posted another banger
Huh, while I knew there was a Filipino movie about Batman and Robin, except they're guys working in a repair shop, never heard of the one where he fights Dracula
22:33 the way I just cracked up 😭
8:33 I hope that ghoul has medical coverage you whomped him
New Painticus video for lunch, we're so back.
the most horrifying thing in this video was learning the dev went on to make drake of the 99 dragons
This is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile, the cattiness is great. Even the most painful jokes are well approved of here.
Are you telling me....there's some kind of....dracula? #NOSFERATUFORTNITE
Fuckin ell this is really funny and well-made. Gonna be waiting on the next one
Also quite excited for the Count Rlok O.'s royale debut in #NosferatuFortnite
I like that you talked about game that involves PEWPEW's where you can UNALIVE your foes and monster...
Seriously I hate those words and what youtube felt to become a "Family friendly brand" Not to metion RUclips was just made some guys for fun and giggles... seriously youtube has became such a royal ASS
I LOVE YOU MR PAINT
the constant fear and hunger dissing is GOLD. get their asses