There's a tattoo story I heard in the forces, probably an urban legend but a good one. Some Navy guys are out in the far east, maybe Burma or Thailand I'm not sure and Jock the sailor wants to get a tattoo, so they find a back street tattoo shop. The Asian owner barely speaks any English but he communicates that the tattoos hurt a bit so go and have a few drinks. The Navy lads follow his advice and by the time they come back they are steaming drunk. That's when they find out that the tattoo man has no idea what a thistle is, which is what Jock wants as part of his tattoo. So they spend ages trying to explain and draw a thistle, them being drunk and the shop owner speaking hardly any English (or Scottish). Finally the guy has a eureka moment and exclaims that he knows exactly what they are trying to describe. The upshot of this is, next morning, Jock wakes up with a sore head and a sore chest to find out he now has a big tattoo on his chest saying PRIDE OF SCOTLAND and a fcukcing great big Pineapple
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I laughed so hard during Lee's whisk story. Thank you!
The moral of this video is - never say yes if Daisy offers you a cup of tea.
Lee Mack tells the best stories 😂
Maybe the parents of Daisy May were upset because the 15 year old Daisy was in a relationship with an 8 rear old.
Bloody hell, your comment made me laugh more than she ever has 😂
8?? 😳
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@@MURDERPILLOW. they mean the man looks younger than Daisy.
@@daisychain5894 oh
Great poker face.
There's a tattoo story I heard in the forces, probably an urban legend but a good one. Some Navy guys are out in the far east, maybe Burma or Thailand I'm not sure and Jock the sailor wants to get a tattoo, so they find a back street tattoo shop. The Asian owner barely speaks any English but he communicates that the tattoos hurt a bit so go and have a few drinks. The Navy lads follow his advice and by the time they come back they are steaming drunk. That's when they find out that the tattoo man has no idea what a thistle is, which is what Jock wants as part of his tattoo. So they spend ages trying to explain and draw a thistle, them being drunk and the shop owner speaking hardly any English (or Scottish). Finally the guy has a eureka moment and exclaims that he knows exactly what they are trying to describe. The upshot of this is, next morning, Jock wakes up with a sore head and a sore chest to find out he now has a big tattoo on his chest saying PRIDE OF SCOTLAND and a fcukcing great big Pineapple
i mean plausible
I could tell an implausible truth but I cannot imagine coming up with a plausible lie--at least not on short notice!
Well a truth is my name is actually cory Reid
But is it also true u related to merideth ??
That's ... rather criminal.
funny ha ha 👍
Why does daisy embarrass him like that
money
He wouldn't have done it if he was that bothered.
Nothing says goth like Iron Maiden right?! Crikey, good goth he was 🙄
What she did looks pathologic in my opinion!
Daisy may cooper please go away