@@extremetreborgvlogsletspla8975 My comment made sense and didn't make me sound like a douche before he edited his. He mentioned at the end it was every bad joke in a nutshell
Instead of faint Gamefreak can add subtitle that wild pokemon run away after losing their all HP just like in anime so many Pokemon run away after losing
It's not weird. Aphids can be pregnant when they are born. It's called virgin birth. They need no partner to get pregnant. The eggs in the ovary / body can develop into new individuals without fertilization. Very effective when you want to colonize new areas / plants or are heavily hunted by predators.
There's a theory that Nidoqueen can't breed because it's based on a Rhino which is one of the few animals affected by menopause which would make sense considering it's the final thus oldest evolution. On top of that Rhinos generally struggle to breed in captured environments because of how their genitalia works so it could be that they do breed in nature, just not captured like in pokemon No idea why Nidoking can breed with female Nidoran though... :D
@@yiangaruga4928 I was always told that the "Nidoqueen not breeding" thing was because of a Gen 1 glitch that they never bothered to fix in future games; Nidorina can't breed, either.
Fun fact: Gastly could not learn the elemental punches in Gen 2-3. WHICH WERE THE GENERATIONS IT COULD TAKE THE MOST ADVANTAGE OF THE ELEMENTAL PUNCHES
The Real Probleme are the Fans willing to look over the Problems. Blinded by Loyality or blinded by 'Flash' or by whatever. There are Fans thinking the Sun and Moon Anime is great, same for all the games, which is just Sad. People have accepted the things how they are, and that's sad. Regional Forms can be a Fix for many things, but other things, like the Moves that make NO Sense, can just be fixed by a BIT of Programming. It's just Laziness if it's not fixed.
@@hinokamikagura4153 3% of the earths water is freshwater 2.5% of the earths freshwater is unavailable: locked up in glaciers, polar ice caps, atmosphere, and soil; highly polluted; or lies too far under the earth's surface to be extracted at an affordable cost. 0.5% of the earth's water is available fresh water
I’ve always had this theory that the electricity exerted from Magneton would make a digital scale give incorrect readings for its weight. I think it would make a cool Pokédex entry and bring some logic as to why Magneton is so heavy 😅
Honestly, Gastly learning the elemental punches makes more sense than the only ghost pokemon being a special attacker when all of the ghost moves are physical.
No, it's like...when you want to have sex with that person you hate or you're angry at but most of the time you ignore that feeling because you consciously "hate" them. Ironically...your mind gets so emotional with anger and gets used to them since you're thinking about them all the time...or something like that, there's a psychology theory behind that or whatever it is lol
Gastly learning ice punch is reasonable, let me explain: Gastly is a ghost type, and if you have seen shows featuring ghost you will know a ghost's presence when the area gets suddenly chill and cold. Gastly is a ghost, but it's also a gas (visible gas) that covers it's body. So it can learn ice punch by extending it's gas and shape it in the form of a fist then cool the temperature around that fist down to freezing point thus becomes ice punch.
@@GreenSupper it's also partially gas. And gas is very combustible and easy to lit fire on. All you need is some heat and boom, fire punch. Gas in a very high temperature condition can turn into plasma, which the main games have associated it with electricity, thus thunderpunch. This is just a concept of explanation. It's just a theory.😄
Headcanon: Cubone's mom (probably a Marowak) sheds its skull mask every now and then like insects shed their exoskeleton. Cubone can't "grow" a mask, so it uses a discarded one.
Eh it's a natural exoskeleton like our face.it stays when you were marowak and of it is true that it does shed them don't you think people would know how they look like without a mask plus the skill is stuck on their face they can't shed r remove it. It's just an exoskeletal feature turned into a creepypasta by rumours just because you have deities that can be owned by people in the age group of 10 to 20 doesn't mean everything has to have a deep meaning.
The reason Mr. Mime can be female is because it’s Japanese name is Barrier, meaning that when Mr. Mime was originally created in Japan, there was no intention of it being masculine. Then, genders were introduced in gen 2, but the us pokemon company couldn’t just change mr. Mime’s name, so... yeah. Who ever was in charge of giving the English names got unlucky.
I’m late but, It’s also only the size of what? a small dog? the sun is bigger than our planet! thermodynamics is way above my weight class but what little I know is that it’s more about the hot things size than it’s actual temperature.
The Real Probleme are the Fans willing to look over the Problems. Blinded by Loyality or blinded by 'Flash' or by whatever. There are Fans thinking the Sun and Moon Anime is great, same for all the games, which is just Sad. People have accepted the things how they are, and that's sad. Regional Forms can be a Fix for many things, but other things, like the Moves that make NO Sense, can just be fixed by a BIT of Programming. It's just Laziness if it's not fixed.
@@slevinchannel7589 what kind of ghost possessed you 1 month ago to copy+paste this annoying reply to several comments despite those comments being at least 1 year old?
@@slevinchannel7589 2 things. One, that doesn't change the fact that most of the comments were posted a year ago. And 2, most of them are either neat facts or jokes, and your comment just kills the relatively positive mood.
It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body of the ground, the vullaBEE flies anyway, because Vullabees don’t care what humans think is impossible
I have two: Solgaleo is supposed to be able to make the Darkest Day absolutely bright due to its solar powers. However, it is weak to Dark. I'm pretty sure that the main poitn of giving Primarina Fairy typing was to give it an advantage against Incineroar's Dark typing. But the Fire cancels out the Fairy weakness, so, overall, only Incineroar has a double typing, in which both its types have an advantage against Decidueye.
actually pupitar and shelgon do have mouths but there shells cover them although this makes no difference i thought i should point it out and also when pokemon use biting moves they usually don't bite there opponents they make an elemental energy thing in the form of a jaw then bite down then the energy dissipates after use this is the same with elemental punches and claws from pokemon that don't have hands or claws
When diving underwater in Hoenn, Pokémon can effectively use electric and fire moves (even calling thunder from the sky) underwater without electrocuting you and everyone else, as well as any nearby water Pokémon to a crisp.
The Real Probleme are the Fans willing to look over the Problems. Blinded by Loyality or blinded by 'Flash' or by whatever. There are Fans thinking the Sun and Moon Anime is great, same for all the games, which is just Sad. People have accepted the things how they are, and that's sad. Regional Forms can be a Fix for many things, but other things, like the Moves that make NO Sense, can just be fixed by a BIT of Programming. It's just Laziness if it's not fixed.
IMO, gen 7 has some really good Pokémon and the UBs are one of the best concepts ever in the Pokémon franchise, but the game itself it’s decent in some regards and other parts really underwhelming. Ultra SM should’ve been real sequels, what a waste
About Rotom, the thing is that when it was first introduced all the forms were Electric/Ghost. It was only in Gen 5 that they switched typings. By then, the abilities had already been established for it.
When I am typing the names of Pokémon, most of them don't register as real words. (like: Blitzle, Bisharp, Charizard etc.) But some DO get registered as real words. (like: Pikachu, Eevee, Mew etc.) Kinda weird if you ask me.
CHARIZARD TRAINER if you say their names it’s weirder because eevee is spelt Ev even if its in the middle of a sentence just like warturtle is Or turtle but ditto works
In Pokemon yellow, I caught Zaptos, Articuno, Moltress and MewTwo with average PokeBalls. After lowering their health bar and makim them sleep of coarse. Kept the Master ball as a trophy.
The Pokemon Center: A hospital that hopes you get injured again. And while we're at it: Healthcare= Free Public Transportation= Free Lemonade= PAY UP, CUZ!
Something that doesn’t make sense is you need to find a pokeflute to wake up snorelax and in the middle of the battle it can use rest...why couldn’t we just catch him while he was a sleep
@@MasterJayanX That's ok. You're eating swiggy pants, and welcome to Pokemon Talk! Wait, wrong intro. "What the f*ck happened to the floor!?" Much better intro.
Spoiler: cubones mother was charizard and charIzard was killed by a Pokémon then all other baby’s died and it’s tail flame went out and it wore the skull its entire life
I don't know about Gastly but Gengar learns ice punch cuz in it's Pokedex entry it says that it's body temperature is so cold that it can drop the temperature of any room it enters
* Whooper learns Ice Punch without any arms. * Some Flying-types (Doduo, Hawlucha, etc.) are standing on the ground, yet they are unaffected by Ground moves. * Stunfisk can have the Ability Limber, although its Electric-type already makes it immune to Paralysis. * Yanmega cannot learn Fly. * Ponyta can use Horn Drill without a horn.
Number 6 is even worse than you think. Vital spirit (Delibird's primary ability) also has the out-of-battle effect that when it is at the front of your party, it will force wild encounters to be in the higher level range. Insomnia (Delibird's HIDDEN ability) does NOT have this out-of-battle effect. This means that Delibird's hidden ability is strictly inferior to it's primary ability.
Here are two that have always perplexed me: 1. The Gardevoir/Gallade line is in the amorphous egg group...despite the fact that they clearly look like they belong in either the human-like, field or fairy egg groups. I mean, the amorphous egg group is stated to have Pokémon that are "enigmatic in appearance" and "are based on a variety of things such as gases, blobs, inanimate objects, and soft-bodied organisms." So, how do Gardevoir and Gallade fit into this group? 2. Nidorina and Nidoqueen can't breed but Nidoran (Female) can. (FBI OPEN UP!) I get that the breed mechanics are that the mother (unless you're using Ditto) determines the species of the Pokémon but, why can't they just have it so, when Nidoqueen breeds, there is a 50/50 chance of getting either a Nidoran (Male) or a Nidoran (Female)?
@@mrsylar91 No, I understand that Nidoran eggs have a 50/50 chance of being male or female. My comment was more questioning on why that mechanic didn't apply to Nidorina and Nidoqueen.
*Give Groudon an Air Balloon* Groudon: "Is that a Helium Balloon?" Pokemon in Party: "Oh for frick sake!" Groudon: "I told you I cant handle helium balloons" Pokemon in Party: "It's too late, he's flying away"
Well did you have a fighting type Pokémon when you fought Whitney if not then there is the problem lmao I beat her with a lvl 25 crocanaw I think that’s how you spell it idk
It's really fun to do though! Are you going to table top RPG it? Make sure the starters are cute and please don't make the final; fire starter be a Fire/fighting. lol. Oh and as another tip look up real animals both living and extinct real world research really helps with making up your own Pokemon designs!
Apparently, an ONIX, which is 8.8 meters tall, can not be seen in tall grass, which you are taller than
AlecGamez *an
Edit: thanks
He's probably on his stomach slithering
he's probably underground and he jumps at you
K SK that makes the most sense
It can appear from underground, ya know?
Here’s one: (wakes up snorlax with pokéflute) Go Victreebel! Use Sleep Powder! (Catches with Ultra ball)
Why do we need the pokéflute again?
Because its bad manners to catch a sleeping pokemon without waking it up and making it sleep again
@@ineedmorecarrots6063 Exactly. xD
You can wake up Pokemon I think
@@monkeyjt9503 Yea I use it instead of awakening potion
@@Crescentsz Bobby what do you think
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"How do you levitate if your underground." The funniest line ever.
@Cone the traffic cone it’s not 69 anymore just like
You dig it big enough hole so that you can that's the answer
Quickly dig a cave big enough for you to float around in 😂
maybe it sticks its head through the surface...?
Nah, u just levitate the earth
Rhydon learns surf, cause you need some thing to rhyd-on!
-AuraGuardian.
Silver pelaa yep my friend thought this was stupid
actually that's bad jokes in a comment section, not a nutshell
Actually this joke is geniusly and amazing
@@extremetreborgvlogsletspla8975 Thanks to Aura Guardian!
@@extremetreborgvlogsletspla8975 My comment made sense and didn't make me sound like a douche before he edited his. He mentioned at the end it was every bad joke in a nutshell
His voice gets higher than Blissey's hp
Kananda yeah...I checked the comments if anyone noticed!
He sounds like jacksepticeye
it can be annoying some times
Yea
oooh yeahhhh
Impossible
I agree with number 25. Like, if a wild pokemon faints, where will it go?? IT WOULD JUST BE LAYING THERE
It will be feasted upon
@@kabelguy70 no
Instead of faint Gamefreak can add subtitle that wild pokemon run away after losing their all HP just like in anime so many Pokemon run away after losing
But the park ranger will fine you they will
The yampers will get it like they do the used pokeballs
3:36 Hey don't be so mean to magneton. He's been trying to loose weight it's just that dieting is hard.
Lol
Ikr
#001 The issue is that Magneton has a cheat day. But that's for each magnemite and it's on separate days.
Dieting is hard because magneton has no mouth.
Noah Detiege I know I can see him training in my backyard right now
Cubone: my mom is dead!! 😭😭
Marowak: son...I’m right here
Cubone: I CAN STILL HERE HER VOICE!
Hear* her voice
also why the hell marowak is mom of cubone if marowak has a skull of its dead mother on it?
@@kdevelopergw It's an infinite loop of dead marowaks. Duh.
This is the truest form of "what came first; The chicken or the egg" in pokemon.
Her: STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M DEAD
Timelines got effed up
Hear*
I imagined seeing groudon flying with the balloon, and found it hilarious
Imagine giving it a balloon, you turn your attention to something else, and not 5 seconds later Groudon is already catching up to Rayquaza.
Sounds like something Groudon would do to mess with Kyogre
Stunfisk is an electric type, a ground type and has the ability limber. Triple immunity to thunder wave.
Static
That is shocking... Sorry im going to throw myself off a cliff
Give it a Cheri Berry just in case
Well it is already a electric type
Ground isn't immune to paralyze as it still can be by static and the spore dat paralyzes u
2:37
*_HEY I JUST HATCHED YOU_*
*AND THIS IS CRAZY*
*_BUT WHERE THE HELL_*
*DID YOU GET THAT BABY?*
Bro nice one
underrated coment ( good one tho 🤣)
The greatest comment of all time
It's not weird. Aphids can be pregnant when they are born. It's called virgin birth. They need no partner to get pregnant. The eggs in the ovary / body can develop into new individuals without fertilization. Very effective when you want to colonize new areas / plants or are heavily hunted by predators.
I was the 151st person to like this comment, there are 151 Pokémon in Kanto
Michael: greetings Poké fans!
RUclips subtitles: you’re eating swiggy pants!
Nidoking and nidoqueen CANT breed while SKITTY and WAILORD can
There's a theory that Nidoqueen can't breed because it's based on a Rhino which is one of the few animals affected by menopause which would make sense considering it's the final thus oldest evolution. On top of that Rhinos generally struggle to breed in captured environments because of how their genitalia works so it could be that they do breed in nature, just not captured like in pokemon
No idea why Nidoking can breed with female Nidoran though... :D
@@yiangaruga4928 I was always told that the "Nidoqueen not breeding" thing was because of a Gen 1 glitch that they never bothered to fix in future games; Nidorina can't breed, either.
I just commented about that lol
Also, Latios and Latias can't breed with ANYTHING but Manaphy and Ditto can...
whats a walelord
“Greetings, pokefans!”
*Captions: YOURE EATING SWIGGY PANTS*
I thought that was what he said.
Lmao
O mi gawd :00000000000
Wtf
I will say it too😂😂
The fact that diglett can learn Aerial Ace is mind boggling
"Ghastly" can learn Ice punch.
"Kyurem Black" which LITERALLY has an Ice arm-cant learn ice punch
🤦♂️
Nebby -Sama correct spelling is Gastly, not Ghastly.
Benedict D stfu
Thats my nickname on ps4
@@BlackMaleLion STFU
Wut
Gastly:learns ice punch
Black Kyurem:Has arms out of ice:cant learn ice punch
GRAMMAR!
Use 'Edit'!
@@slevinchannel7589 What mistakes were made XD
@@chriscross8073 You think i remember after all this time?? Go figure them out yourself.
It's not perfect but still good
No need lol
@@slevinchannel7589 That's the most savage reply I have seen lol
Fun fact: Gastly could not learn the elemental punches in Gen 2-3. WHICH WERE THE GENERATIONS IT COULD TAKE THE MOST ADVANTAGE OF THE ELEMENTAL PUNCHES
Also when a Pokémon is asleep they can still break out of the pokeball.
**Insert Confused Jackie Chan**
Bryster Myster insert confused spongebob face
Bryster Myster Jackie Hitmon-chan
The Real Probleme are the Fans
willing to look over
the Problems.
Blinded by Loyality or blinded by 'Flash' or by whatever.
There are Fans thinking the Sun and Moon Anime is great, same for all the games, which is just Sad.
People have accepted the things how they are, and that's sad.
Regional Forms can be a Fix for many things, but other things, like the Moves that make NO Sense, can just be fixed by a BIT of Programming. It's just Laziness if it's not fixed.
I love it
Actually the reason why Mr Mime can be female is because in Japan its name is Barrier, so there isn't any indication of a specific gender.
You copied this comment
@@pratyushchandra3354 yeah I hate when people do that
@@aubergineman4025 I wasn't trying to prove him wrong.
XD
Likewise, Growlithe is called Gardie. Likely referring to a guard dog
If I were a Pokémon, I would totally manage to completely miss a Pokémon that’s just laying there sleeping 😂😂
I mean, you can STILL miss your target in an indoor firing range.
@@hyakushiki4406 L
Magneton line and klinklang line can be affected by earthquake even though they’re already levitating
Dont forget that Mega Charizard X suffers from the same fate
And mega Altaria
@@arthurmais6657 yup
Cause they aren't flying type and only flying type can have levitate
shadow ツ it’s pretty self-explanatory that they levitate. What do you mean? You think they walk? Look at their structure. Common sense lol
Zubat, a Pokemon with no eyes, can learn Mean Look...
It does it with its mouth
Dark rai heh, good one.
...and is effected by moves like Leer and Glare.
ZGlove S. Yeah... that because it has echolocation like a bat! 😅
Z glove its effects because zubat poison and flying, not ghost and flying.
I always figured that the potion was specifically crafted to be a cheaper alternative to water, hence why it's cheaper and heals less
How something can be cheaper than water?
That or the heal potion is smaller in quantity than a bottle of water
@@idk-ov9oh go to a grocery store and look at the cost difference between a 2 liter coke and a 1 liter bottle of water. Coke will be cheaper
I'm late, but I have one:
Primape, the Pokemon that can die from its own anger, can have a *CALM* nature......
How
Neil Peterson primape can also learn iron tail, but it lost its tail when it evolved
wow
Also WIMPod can have a brave nature
Technically that does not mean it is always angry so it makes sense that it can have a calm nature since it is not always angry
Idk
3:20 it’s not just any “regular” body of water... it’s FRESH
Fresh water is easily available so it can be said regular
Hinokami Kagura that was part of the joke...
@@hinokamikagura4153 3% of the earths water is freshwater 2.5% of the earths freshwater is unavailable: locked up in glaciers, polar ice caps, atmosphere, and soil; highly polluted; or lies too far under the earth's surface to be extracted at an affordable cost. 0.5% of the earth's water is available fresh water
okay, but still soda - refreshing man made drink heals more than a man made medicine.
@@hinokamikagura4153 r/wooosh
Michael: “Greetings pokefans!”
The subtitles: *you’re eating swiggy pants*
Ash's Pikachu can defeat Latios and Regice itself, it cant beat a lv5 Snivy :v
That has never battled
Ikr my friend and i make fun of that everyday
Trịnh Thị Thoan pikachu couldn’t use electric moves
The power of attract is dangerous. (and a first for the anime)
Not 10 bot 25
Use Pokeflute to wake up Snorlax.
Start battle.
First move, send it to sleep.
I’ve always had this theory that the electricity exerted from Magneton would make a digital scale give incorrect readings for its weight. I think it would make a cool Pokédex entry and bring some logic as to why Magneton is so heavy 😅
“While a Water bottle, can heal 50”
Gotta stay hydrated yknow
Hydrate or die!
Hail yeah
Till that beat vibrated
When you drink water you get 50 years of your life back but the potion just give you 20 years back because it was poorly crafted
Ever feel useless? Think of the guy who spent money to invent and make potions...while he could just sell bottle of water
A 10 year old can control arceus ....
Yeah true
It is pronounced arcoos
technically if you think about it, 10 year olds in Pokemon are likely considered adults.
@Mr.Fluffy57 It's not just your eyes, sir. I see it too.
Its arcoos
Honestly, Gastly learning the elemental punches makes more sense than the only ghost pokemon being a special attacker when all of the ghost moves are physical.
Superman: " I can jump a building in a single bound"
Ponyta: " Thats cute 😏"
Still not as insane as the fact Zangoose and Seviper, who canonically hate each other, can breed.
Haven't you ever had hate sex before?
Romeo and Juliet
No, it's like...when you want to have sex with that person you hate or you're angry at but most of the time you ignore that feeling because you consciously "hate" them. Ironically...your mind gets so emotional with anger and gets used to them since you're thinking about them all the time...or something like that, there's a psychology theory behind that or whatever it is lol
Zangoose: I Hate you.
Serviper: i hate u too.
Both: let's make babies
@@weirdofrank3531 You stole that from Dobbs
"Greetings pokefans"
Subtitles: "you're eating swiggy pants"
Micheal: greetings pokefans
Captions: hmmmmm.... I think he is saying eating swingy pants
@@Sobaeater Lol
So true....😂😂😂😂😂
Hi
@@asimahaldar1637 well i saw un edited version so i know what u said
You know what doesn’t make sense?
You can’t ride a bike indoors because oak who is on the other side of the region never told you.
In Pokémon diamond professor Rowan tell you that
Earthquake won’t affect flygon underground with levitate
Me: *RUNS TO 3DS TO SEE*
Same
I also have a 3DS
Not very many poeple do.
Lisa Sachs am I a joke to you
Gastly learning ice punch is reasonable, let me explain: Gastly is a ghost type, and if you have seen shows featuring ghost you will know a ghost's presence when the area gets suddenly chill and cold. Gastly is a ghost, but it's also a gas (visible gas) that covers it's body. So it can learn ice punch by extending it's gas and shape it in the form of a fist then cool the temperature around that fist down to freezing point thus becomes ice punch.
but fire punch and thunder punch?
@@GreenSupper it's also partially gas. And gas is very combustible and easy to lit fire on. All you need is some heat and boom, fire punch.
Gas in a very high temperature condition can turn into plasma, which the main games have associated it with electricity, thus thunderpunch.
This is just a concept of explanation. It's just a theory.😄
Headcanon: Cubone's mom (probably a Marowak) sheds its skull mask every now and then like insects shed their exoskeleton. Cubone can't "grow" a mask, so it uses a discarded one.
I accept this headcannon.
Eh it's a natural exoskeleton like our face.it stays when you were marowak and of it is true that it does shed them don't you think people would know how they look like without a mask plus the skill is stuck on their face they can't shed r remove it.
It's just an exoskeletal feature turned into a creepypasta by rumours just because you have deities that can be owned by people in the age group of 10 to 20 doesn't mean everything has to have a deep meaning.
The reason Mr. Mime can be female is because it’s Japanese name is Barrier, meaning that when Mr. Mime was originally created in Japan, there was no intention of it being masculine. Then, genders were introduced in gen 2, but the us pokemon company couldn’t just change mr. Mime’s name, so... yeah. Who ever was in charge of giving the English names got unlucky.
Jeah but couldn't you just name the female ones Mrs. Mime?
Then it’s two Pokémon that have different names that share the same Pokédex and same concept
jeff_theawesomeguy no they aren’t. Female Mr. Mime are still called Mr. Mime (unless you nickname it, but you can nickname any Pokémon)
#001 And then Mime Jr. became a thing, and then I was like.
..."Okay GameFreak what's your excuse now?"
2:57 cubone: waaaa mama marowak: son our trainer put a revive on me I’m okay
Magcargo's body temperature is hotter than the sun.
I’m late but, It’s also only the size of what? a small dog? the sun is bigger than our planet! thermodynamics is way above my weight class but what little I know is that it’s more about the hot things size than it’s actual temperature.
The Real Probleme are the Fans
willing to look over
the Problems.
Blinded by Loyality or blinded by 'Flash' or by whatever.
There are Fans thinking the Sun and Moon Anime is great, same for all the games, which is just Sad.
People have accepted the things how they are, and that's sad.
Regional Forms can be a Fix for many things, but other things, like the Moves that make NO Sense, can just be fixed by a BIT of Programming. It's just Laziness if it's not fixed.
@@slevinchannel7589 what kind of ghost possessed you 1 month ago to copy+paste this annoying reply to several comments despite those comments being at least 1 year old?
@@skiafraylalnasache It'S a big comment section, genius.
@@slevinchannel7589 2 things. One, that doesn't change the fact that most of the comments were posted a year ago. And 2, most of them are either neat facts or jokes, and your comment just kills the relatively positive mood.
“Their wings are too tiny to allow them to fly.” “But it flies anyways.”
It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body of the ground, the vullaBEE flies anyway, because Vullabees don’t care what humans think is impossible
punching ghost nothing punching ghost with Ice cube *ice punch* good pecking ghost good just a regular old SUCKER PUNCH SUPER EFFECTIVE
Vullabys do not care what humans say they just do it anyway 😎
@@sheassea9320 thats the bee movie intro
I have two:
Solgaleo is supposed to be able to make the Darkest Day absolutely bright due to its solar powers.
However, it is weak to Dark.
I'm pretty sure that the main poitn of giving Primarina Fairy typing was to give it an advantage against Incineroar's Dark typing. But the Fire cancels out the Fairy weakness, so, overall, only Incineroar has a double typing, in which both its types have an advantage against Decidueye.
What's even weirder is that wooper learns Ice Punch
And at that moment, wooper realized...he WAS the fist
And Primeape learns Iron Tail
@@khahoe yeah thats another weird one
Isn't it obvious? Wooper punches with its tail. haha
ALMOND MILK he hits ppl with the little things on the side of his head like the axolotle he is
Skitty can breed with FRICKIN WAILORD
As can Diglett. It's true!
So can Eevee
Loll
So what if Skitty was male and Wailord was female...
How would that work?
3:25 He forgot Scraggy's focus blast from the anime😂😂
Michael in the intro: "Greatings, pokefans!"
The subtitles in the intro: "You're eating swiggy pants!"
I love google subtitles XD
I just made sure, and ITS TRUE
PUPITAR & SHOGON
Bruh now whenever I hear greeting pokefans I hear your eating swiggy pants
@violet becker MA champs
Lol same thing for me XD
“Gotta catch them all!”
Captions: “Gotta catch the mom!”
Uhhh.........
**Kangaskhan intensifies**
Kirby Quartz oh no
MOM WHERE ARE YOU
And at the start “your eating swingy pants Michael here”
Gotta cook em all yummy chicoritassssssz
actually pupitar and shelgon do have mouths but there shells cover them although this makes no difference i thought i should point it out and also when pokemon use biting moves they usually don't bite there opponents they make an elemental energy thing in the form of a jaw then bite down then the energy dissipates after use this is the same with elemental punches and claws from pokemon that don't have hands or claws
shell covers them but it can be moved. Who says that shelgon's mouth can't extend .
It can only learn it because it’s pre-evolutions could
He sounds a bit like that other famous RUclipsr. Bulbasaur.
Dummy he is
Michael the gamer HTV r/wooooooosh
@@derpyhuman2233 r/wooosh
@Michael the gamer HTV r/wooosh
@@derpyhuman2233 r/wooosh
When diving underwater in Hoenn, Pokémon can effectively use electric and fire moves (even calling thunder from the sky) underwater without electrocuting you and everyone else, as well as any nearby water Pokémon to a crisp.
HE WENT THROUGH PUBERTY 15 TIMES IN 2 SECONDS AT THE BEGGING IT CRACKED ME UP XD
a lugia is psychic flying
Lugia = the diving pokemon
"it possesses the ability to control the weather; most notably, it can calm and give rise to storms." Who made it psychic type
Maybe it's supposed to be like diving into your subconscious kind of thing? Perhaps it's hobby is diving..?
The supposed spirit of the ocean isn’t even water type, this has flabbergasted me ever since my childhood
The Real Probleme are the Fans
willing to look over
the Problems.
Blinded by Loyality or blinded by 'Flash' or by whatever.
There are Fans thinking the Sun and Moon Anime is great, same for all the games, which is just Sad.
People have accepted the things how they are, and that's sad.
Regional Forms can be a Fix for many things, but other things, like the Moves that make NO Sense, can just be fixed by a BIT of Programming. It's just Laziness if it's not fixed.
IMO, gen 7 has some really good Pokémon and the UBs are one of the best concepts ever in the Pokémon franchise, but the game itself it’s decent in some regards and other parts really underwhelming.
Ultra SM should’ve been real sequels, what a waste
Michael not having 10 million subs doesn't make any sense.
Ikr
Makes sense to me.
I mean if he uploaded more pokemon talk he d have a better chance
I was joking
At least wooper can use its tail
About Rotom, the thing is that when it was first introduced all the forms were Electric/Ghost. It was only in Gen 5 that they switched typings. By then, the abilities had already been established for it.
Here’s an odd fact: Pokémon names don’t register as real words when typing
They do in Google Docs!
MandJTV I’ve never heard of google docs, but if you can spell out Pokémon names I guess it’s fine...
Grammarly knows a few of the gen 1 pokemon. Not much else though.
When I am typing the names of Pokémon, most of them don't register as real words. (like: Blitzle, Bisharp, Charizard etc.) But some DO get registered as real words. (like: Pikachu, Eevee, Mew etc.) Kinda weird if you ask me.
CHARIZARD TRAINER if you say their names it’s weirder because eevee is spelt Ev even if its in the middle of a sentence just like warturtle is Or turtle but ditto works
Another thing that makes no sense: In let's go Pikachu and Eevee, Porygon is made by silph.co but it can spawn wildly🤣
Did you know that porygon is a rare pokemon in the wild and exeggutor and porygon have 1% to see in the wild... By the way i caught an exegutor
Also exeggutor is a rare pokemon in the wild
Thumbs up if you caught a porygon and thumbs down if you caught a exeggutor
@Mario Benavides
What if porygons escaped during the experiment lol
In addition to the Levitate + Dig combo shenanigans, you can use Magnet Rise + Dig and probably even Air Balloon + Dig.
How about a giant walord can mate with a tiny skitty. That would kill skitty
Who says the wailords on top?
No, the wailord’s cock would rip apart the tiny skitty
Thicker Planes ツ female wailord
The skitty would probably fall in the pussy when it tries to stick it in
This is the weirdest reply section I’ve ever seen.
Change my mind: Michael sounds like Rotom-Dex when he does his intro.
Omg your right
hey save your game
Woah that's spooky no wonder she's a ghost type specialist
Hey save your game
Woah what's that on the map
And etc.
@@jaxc. Hey save your game
Despite not having wings yet, Charmander can learn Wing Attack if it's passed down as an egg move from a Dragonite
Rhydon can learn surf for a VERY OBVIOUS REASON:
it needs something to *RHYDON*
I wasn't going to reply, but then I thought wynaut!
I can't Raichu guys another pun sorry
I Cannot Bayleaf these Puns they Are ABSOLutley Hilarious
This is getting to farfetch’d . (I know it’s bad )
RHYD ON
0:58 “I have no mouth, and I can bite.”
“I have no mouth, and I want to scream…. But I can still bite so what the hell.”
In Pokemon yellow, I caught Zaptos, Articuno, Moltress and MewTwo with average PokeBalls. After lowering their health bar and makim them sleep of coarse. Kept the Master ball as a trophy.
I think Gastly can learn the Elemental Punches because he can materialize fists out of thin air with his ghost-like abilities.
The Pokemon Center: A hospital that hopes you get injured again.
And while we're at it:
Healthcare= Free
Public Transportation= Free
Lemonade= PAY UP, CUZ!
2:00 that looks so funny: Groudon getting carried by a baloon
"A regular bottle of water heals 50" Look we use Tom Brady's brand of medicine in Pokemon okay
0:49 Nobody said Ghastly had to have hands to punch, *HE IS THE HAND.*
Or he makes arms out of smoke and punch
Ikr
He did make tiny ghost hands out of his gas on the tower of terror episode when he was on the swing
0:01 turn on captions
_you're eating swiggy pants_
Something that doesn’t make sense is you need to find a pokeflute to wake up snorelax and in the middle of the battle it can use rest...why couldn’t we just catch him while he was a sleep
Don't forget Michael biting a ghost is super effective but so is licking a ghost
Michael: Greeting Pokéfans!
Subtitles: *YOU’RE EATING SWIGGY PANTS*
That Groudon soaring and flying in the air is probably one of the better things Ive ever seen 😂😂😂
Sky Drop can't lift Pokémon weighing 200kg or more, but Pokémon weighing over 200kg (there are four) can use Sky Drop...
Pokémon Bank. Think about how that works in-universe.
Mindy, who gives you an everstone holding haunter for a flipping medicham, has not yet been exectued or murdered.
Pause the video at 00:1 and turn on close captions
“Greetings your eating swiggy pants!”😂😂😂
Lucas Divanna 😂😂😂
"You're eating swiggy pants"
@@MasterJayanX And, what are swiggy pants? And why do people eat them?
@@shawnfields2369 Idk
@@MasterJayanX That's ok. You're eating swiggy pants, and welcome to Pokemon Talk! Wait, wrong intro. "What the f*ck happened to the floor!?" Much better intro.
the pokedex says that a cubone gets its dead mothers skull what if the marowak doesn't die.
Spoiler: cubones mother was charizard and charIzard was killed by a Pokémon then all other baby’s died and it’s tail flame went out and it wore the skull its entire life
But the creators made a new Pokémon out of it, cubone! And when cubone evolves it becomes one with the skull
Don’t believe me? Watch cubones backstory
@@rhondascott8198 So what if the marowak has more than one child ???
Does Cubone have a dad? What if the Cubone had siblings? And Pokemon die? They only faint! Why do you never see a skulless Cubone?
I don't know about Gastly but Gengar learns ice punch cuz in it's Pokedex entry it says that it's body temperature is so cold that it can drop the temperature of any room it enters
“Your eating Dwight pants”
* Whooper learns Ice Punch without any arms.
* Some Flying-types (Doduo, Hawlucha, etc.) are standing on the ground, yet they are unaffected by Ground moves.
* Stunfisk can have the Ability Limber, although its Electric-type already makes it immune to Paralysis.
* Yanmega cannot learn Fly.
* Ponyta can use Horn Drill without a horn.
whooper when he uses ice punch:wait i dont have arms... That means... I....i....i AM THE FIST. Porygon-z:*faints*
-Logic:- I'm out
They were preparing for Galarian Ponyta this whole time!
Number 6 is even worse than you think. Vital spirit (Delibird's primary ability) also has the out-of-battle effect that when it is at the front of your party, it will force wild encounters to be in the higher level range. Insomnia (Delibird's HIDDEN ability) does NOT have this out-of-battle effect. This means that Delibird's hidden ability is strictly inferior to it's primary ability.
"Your eating swiggy pants"
Here are two that have always perplexed me:
1. The Gardevoir/Gallade line is in the amorphous egg group...despite the fact that they clearly look like they belong in either the human-like, field or fairy egg groups. I mean, the amorphous egg group is stated to have Pokémon that are "enigmatic in appearance" and "are based on a variety of things such as gases, blobs, inanimate objects, and soft-bodied organisms." So, how do Gardevoir and Gallade fit into this group?
2. Nidorina and Nidoqueen can't breed but Nidoran (Female) can. (FBI OPEN UP!) I get that the breed mechanics are that the mother (unless you're using Ditto) determines the species of the Pokémon but, why can't they just have it so, when Nidoqueen breeds, there is a 50/50 chance of getting either a Nidoran (Male) or a Nidoran (Female)?
not sure if I misread exactly, but Nidoran eggs CAN hatch into either male or female Nidoran. It IS 50/50.
@@mrsylar91 No, I understand that Nidoran eggs have a 50/50 chance of being male or female. My comment was more questioning on why that mechanic didn't apply to Nidorina and Nidoqueen.
I think Nidoking is a lolicon :)))
I think the ghastly ice punch makes sense, it could probably make a fist appear out of nowhere
If you turn on subtitles, the first sentence he says “You’re eating, Swiggy Pants!”
Hi fellow pikachu
*Give Groudon an Air Balloon*
Groudon: "Is that a Helium Balloon?"
Pokemon in Party: "Oh for frick sake!"
Groudon: "I told you I cant handle helium balloons"
Pokemon in Party: "It's too late, he's flying away"
Bye Groudon!
1:15 is this a pun? this has to be a pun!
Miltank knowing Rollout doesn't make any sense.
So true
So you haven't seen the gym battle in the anime? Rollout is basically the only move Whitney's Miltank uses in that battle
Well did you have a fighting type Pokémon when you fought Whitney if not then there is the problem lmao I beat her with a lvl 25 crocanaw I think that’s how you spell it idk
Maybe the creators like milkshakes
@@yiangaruga4928 doesn't mean it makes any sense. I mean, come on, this is the anime we're talking about here!
People of Pokémon: We can’t catch Pokémon unconscious.
Me: Why not?
Mikey: Greetings pokèfans, Michael here
My Captions: You’re eating swiggy pants, Michael here
Same 😂
I'm working on my own Pokémon region and story its actually really hard 😅
It's really fun to do though! Are you going to table top RPG it? Make sure the starters are cute and please don't make the final; fire starter be a Fire/fighting. lol. Oh and as another tip look up real animals both living and extinct real world research really helps with making up your own Pokemon designs!
@@valasafantastic1055
Thank you! I'm making a South Korea based region just cause I'm a Koreboo
North korea best korea
Is onix in your region?
Edit: never mind
The Kawaii Kittycat Me too.
Actually #3 Rhydon can learn surf because it can Rhyd-On waves... (thanks theauraguardian for that useless fact)
He would break it
Michael: Greeting pokefans!
Captions: You’re eating swiggy pants!
Ten facts
As he has 25 of them
Good job Michael
Me: Aggron Use Flash Cannon!
Random Boi: Flygon Dig
Me: Aggron Use Earthquake
Flygons Levitate!
Me: Wait what?
useful game mechanics for the Flygon user.
Or claydol I suppose, even though it's hot garbage in competitive
Micheal: greatings Pokéfans
Captons: you’re eating swiggy pants
2:06 weeeeeeeee
THIS IS SO FUN