ASMR Alien Abduction and Full Exam 2 (Close Whispers) | Wait, If Not Cow, Then What? 🐄👽

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  • @AmyKayASMR
    @AmyKayASMR  3 года назад +8314

    1 like on this video = 1 "moo"
    Edit: why is the POV holding a towel? It's a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference lol! It's one of my all time favorite book series :)

    • @moniemonster3166
      @moniemonster3166 3 года назад +361

      Moo. Thank you for this!
      Sincerely, bag of flesh.

    • @_danielmartinez_
      @_danielmartinez_ 3 года назад +119

      thank you so moooch for this

    • @xirayth
      @xirayth 3 года назад +81

      got milk ?

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 года назад +73

      got milk?

    • @microwave4928
      @microwave4928 3 года назад +62

      What’s the rate of inflation on this exchange ?

  • @Martha-w7w9b
    @Martha-w7w9b 3 года назад +3879

    "you're not a cow"
    It's the sweetest compliment i've received in my life,it lits my soul.

  • @gordonalcorn8589
    @gordonalcorn8589 3 года назад +6908

    “I understand you are not cow…but moo” was the cutest thing ever

  • @victorstone1801
    @victorstone1801 3 года назад +8403

    “You better watch yourself, Beeblebrox”…she wants that man gone😂

    • @mywifesboyfriend5741
      @mywifesboyfriend5741 3 года назад +406

      Brood Mother will be most upset!

    • @michaelmoolick9419
      @michaelmoolick9419 3 года назад +221

      To be fair, that is a common feeling about the guy.

    • @childofgod1521
      @childofgod1521 3 года назад +198

      BrOoD mOtHeR iS vErY mAd 😡💢🤬

    • @Ariana-tf4dm
      @Ariana-tf4dm 3 года назад +106

      @@michaelmoolick9419 he’s my favorite character lol. “i am so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a week, i am SO hip that i have trouble seeing over my pelvis!”

    • @ilyAcid
      @ilyAcid 3 года назад +38

      Hitchickers guide to the galaxy is such a good book

  • @LogginNDoggin
    @LogginNDoggin 3 года назад +471

    Beeblebrox is on thin f*cking ice

    • @SwitchyOnYT
      @SwitchyOnYT 5 месяцев назад +15

      Bro seems like the dumb sibling so I assume they've abducted more than one non-cow, Broodmother is probs about to tape Breeblebrox to the ceiling-😭

    • @The_Crying_Child_Fnaf_4
      @The_Crying_Child_Fnaf_4 4 месяца назад +3

      Yup

  • @eridaASMR
    @eridaASMR 3 года назад +1375

    “bag of flesh is very attached to piece of fabric” NO ASMR WILL EVER TOP THE JOY THIS LINE BROUGHT ME

    • @CeCe-ps7wy
      @CeCe-ps7wy 3 года назад +30

      Not going to question WHY we have the towel were did they take us from!?

    • @eridaASMR
      @eridaASMR 3 года назад +60

      @@CeCe-ps7wy did- did they take us out of the shower????!!!!

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 3 года назад +59

      CeCe One should always know where one's towel is - it's probably the most useful thing an interstellar traveler can carry. ;)

    • @lixyororke
      @lixyororke 3 года назад +14

      @@redpanda2858 it’s like 5 minutes in, you must’ve passed out so fast to miss that lmaooo

    • @berigg5940
      @berigg5940 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

  • @Breekon_Hope
    @Breekon_Hope 3 года назад +11744

    Being called a "not-cow" is somehow very soothing.

    • @nttblooky1622
      @nttblooky1622 3 года назад +126

      I felt that

    • @papafiendish6263
      @papafiendish6263 3 года назад +215

      So is “bag of flesh” 🥵

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 года назад +134

      Or “infant cow”

    • @WolvenSpectre
      @WolvenSpectre 3 года назад +40

      Especially if you know where gelatin comes from 😮

    • @ZypherOfShadows
      @ZypherOfShadows 3 года назад +61

      It really is. Bag of Flesh is honestly kind of soothing the way Alien Amy says it too... it just hits different.

  • @patrickh3895
    @patrickh3895 3 года назад +3956

    Alien: “Shush, everything is ok”
    Me: “Oh is it ok?! Is everything ok?! Because I’m still up here in this ship, millions of miles from home! Being forced to eat alien Jell-O! And suffering with bruised self esteem cause y’all thought I was a cow!

    • @cielo638
      @cielo638 3 года назад +125

      It's 3 am and I laughed so hard- XD

    • @cherry_blossom5372
      @cherry_blossom5372 3 года назад +23

      😂

    • @citizen-7xl5
      @citizen-7xl5 3 года назад +97

      Now, now Patrick we’ve all had a bit of a time up here, its no reason to blow your top

    • @LeahTheDevil
      @LeahTheDevil 3 года назад +18

      😂
      I can't stop laughing-

    • @firehalo7315
      @firehalo7315 3 года назад +15

      Yea but I likd Jell-O

  • @kayhandzus8406
    @kayhandzus8406 3 года назад +1110

    "There is a bag of wind inside of you" sounded like either an ominous warning or some sort of prophecy fulfillment

    • @D4rkbl4d3
      @D4rkbl4d3 3 года назад +64

      "So you are an airbender"
      Technically we all are

    • @imaniquetzales8952
      @imaniquetzales8952 Год назад +19

      Or passing gas

    • @D3M0N1C-XD
      @D3M0N1C-XD 8 месяцев назад +8

      I said "I don't think she knows what lungs are 😐😐😐"

    • @tripmcglasson8323
      @tripmcglasson8323 4 месяца назад +1

      She said lungs in the last video

    • @MikelAispuro
      @MikelAispuro 4 месяца назад +1

      Also given that cows also have lungs

  • @ic0ff332
    @ic0ff332 3 года назад +1395

    19:50
    “Follow light not cow”
    A few seconds later:
    “Look over here bag of flesh” 😂

    • @xxflayioxx2031
      @xxflayioxx2031 3 года назад +18

      Ikr😂 but we are made of *Flesh*

    • @ic0ff332
      @ic0ff332 3 года назад +12

      @@xxflayioxx2031 ikr but- are we a BAG of flesh HmmMmMmMmMmMmM
      ThAtS gOt Me ThInKiNg

    • @VoidWalkerOblivion
      @VoidWalkerOblivion 3 года назад +8

      She likes to be precise. I appreciate that about her.

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 года назад +10

      n Do you ever feel
      Like a Fleshtic bag

    • @korihasdied
      @korihasdied 3 года назад +9

      @@RennieAsh stuck in a alien ship

  • @ozzi9816
    @ozzi9816 3 года назад +1797

    I really like this series. Having someone just genuinely curious about you and wanting to study you for the sake of getting to understand you better… it feels nice

  • @alexball2446
    @alexball2446 3 года назад +10232

    “I spoke with Broodmother and you are in trouble” gives me the vibe of “I told Mom”

    • @togahimiko8156
      @togahimiko8156 3 года назад +540

      Having 3 younger siblings "I told mom " is on the scariest thing I've heard in my life 😂

    • @madamemaramay
      @madamemaramay 3 года назад +372

      @@togahimiko8156 or just in general hearing “MOOOOOM!” as the younger child goes off to snitch

    • @Jay-okc
      @Jay-okc 3 года назад +128

      @@madamemaramay YESS every possible scenario runs through your head 😂😂😂

    • @charlottebarham7722
      @charlottebarham7722 3 года назад +238

      *MOOOOOM!!* BEEBLEBROX ABDUCTED A HUMAN!!
      _AGAIN?!_
      *AGAIN!*

    • @dolansound9297
      @dolansound9297 3 года назад +35

      Yep

  • @AL-cc3mj
    @AL-cc3mj Год назад +209

    the beef with beebelbrox is so funny for no reason.
    “I spoke with brood-mother,
    you are in trouble 😒”

    • @SwitchyOnYT
      @SwitchyOnYT 5 месяцев назад +1

      She wants Beeblebrox DEAD.

  • @locstyle
    @locstyle 3 года назад +1327

    Not gonna lie Beeblebrox mistaking me for a cow hurt my feelings. I'm glad he's in trouble with Brood Mother!

  • @JBOBloedsinn
    @JBOBloedsinn 3 года назад +2662

    Alien: "Not cow."
    Me: "Yes, for I am in fact a horse. Just look at my long face."

    • @Scoobydcs
      @Scoobydcs 3 года назад +29

      I wondered where you were going with that lol

    • @grug2759
      @grug2759 3 года назад +38

      Maybe my girlfriend would love me if I had certain long qualities of a horse.

    • @builtdifferently485
      @builtdifferently485 3 года назад +15

      @@grug2759 believe in the possibilities of modern surgeries lol

    • @Me-Myself-nI
      @Me-Myself-nI 3 года назад +40

      Jean from aot joined the chat xD

    • @grug2759
      @grug2759 3 года назад +15

      @@builtdifferently485 don’t worry I was joking I don’t even have a girlfriend

  • @martagodoy604
    @martagodoy604 3 года назад +899

    I never thought being called a “not-cow” would be so confident boosting 🥰

    • @voidamx4283
      @voidamx4283 3 года назад +33

      Yeah and then we were called “bag of flesh” 🤣

    • @stacymcclinton8801
      @stacymcclinton8801 3 года назад

      *Me thinking I’m the only one that thought that*🙃

    • @TheGalacticWest
      @TheGalacticWest 3 года назад

      @@stacymcclinton8801 i though it was back of flesh.

    • @JulieandWill
      @JulieandWill 3 года назад

      @@TheGalacticWest okay new name
      " *Back* of flesh"

  • @ChaosM_Cube
    @ChaosM_Cube 2 года назад +492

    *TIMESTAMPS*
    only bc i didnt see anyone else do them 😁
    Im soooo sorry I did this so late but if you're seeing this then you can't get enough of this video either (also i mainly did this for my self as well)
    0:00 - Beeblebrox is in trouble
    0:42 - Pre-Inspection
    1:56 - Inspection Starts (i think?)
    2:17 - Dinner time!!
    5:03 - Heart/ lung Inspection
    7:03 - Let us get a little clo *SER*
    10:07 - Replacement Slime on Skin
    13:43 - Pores are stimulated
    15:40 - Looking with light up nasal cavity
    16:37 - Replacement Slime up nasal cavity
    19:30 - Checking Eyes (ooo light triggers)
    22:16 - Replacement Slime on Eyes
    24:24 - Smell Test
    26:35 - Checking Ears (personal favorite)
    28:41 - Getting another closer look (another personal favorite)
    30:40 - Searching though Hair
    34:20 - Results
    35:45 - Ending
    If anything is incorrect please correct me and i will double check 😁

    • @BellaMyJingles
      @BellaMyJingles Год назад +16

      Ty

    • @nany_quinha
      @nany_quinha Год назад +19

      I abs love how you decided to name each of those 🤣🤣🤣 but specially love the first one and "pores are stimulated" im dying

    • @whiskey_pink_42
      @whiskey_pink_42 Год назад +12

      Thank you!!!! I always appreciate when someone takes the time to do this.

    • @cloudykumorii
      @cloudykumorii 4 месяца назад

      glad to know that you also find the ear inspection a favorite! I do too and I really want her to do more😌

  • @bagodrago
    @bagodrago 3 года назад +459

    “Hello not-cow”
    Me: Moo?
    “Shhh everything is alright”

  • @captainfusselbart
    @captainfusselbart 3 года назад +396

    I love the Douglas Addams reference. A towel and "Do not panic". You are genius

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 3 года назад +32

      Also the NPC's name being Beeblebrox.

    • @blazeclarke
      @blazeclarke 3 года назад +13

      I'm surprised so many seem to have missed this. Very cleverly snuck in and a nice touch for sure

    • @darkwyve
      @darkwyve 3 года назад +8

      @@blazeclarke Not everyone is familiar with Douglas Adams' 5 book 'trilogy'.
      ...sadly, and unfortunately. ;)

    • @enoughothis
      @enoughothis 3 года назад +5

      @@darkwyve, sad that many don't know the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

    • @yoir6905
      @yoir6905 3 года назад +5

      @@enoughothis ahem I do it's 42

  • @nolongermymain9413
    @nolongermymain9413 3 года назад +128

    This is my favorite character. Something about the way she talks is amazing.
    I also love that every experiment she attempts on us could very well kill us because alien food and substances

  • @rubikfan1
    @rubikfan1 3 года назад +87

    24:51 as a chemist. I mast say. Never ever smell a bottle like that if you dont know what it is. If you want to smell chemicals. Wave you hand above the opening then smell from 10cm or so distant. This make it less heavy on the noise. Because some smells can be harsh. Try ammonia. Or worse butyric acid. You will fall backwards if you smell with a full noise.
    Be safe

    • @futuristicgirl14
      @futuristicgirl14 2 года назад +9

      How should one consume the “drink me” bottle in Alice in Wonderland?

    • @rubikfan1
      @rubikfan1 2 года назад +17

      @@futuristicgirl14chemist dont have protocol for drinking. As drinking chemicals whould serverly shorten your livespan.

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 Год назад +5

      @@rubikfan1 but
      .
      .
      Chemical tasty :DD

    • @xirion3567
      @xirion3567 Год назад

      ​@@siradmin6791 This has to be the most valid reason to drink a suspicious "Drink Me" potion ever...

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 Год назад +8

      @@xirion3567 if potion bad
      Why it look colorful? :(

  • @soreneldritch
    @soreneldritch 3 года назад +1037

    1:25 "A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry." One should always know where one's towel is.

    • @senzu_squad
      @senzu_squad 3 года назад +31

      That’s probably what she was referring to

    • @numbles
      @numbles 3 года назад +25

      I love the reference :)

    • @MochaCoffeeArt
      @MochaCoffeeArt 3 года назад +30

      *My childhood intensifies*
      SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver 2 года назад +6

      POV: we have the towel because we got abducted from the shower when we JUST JUUUUSSSTTT got out

    • @notyoutube6603
      @notyoutube6603 2 года назад +1

      @@AlcoholicDrunkDriver ey, kinda thought that too, but wouldn't aliens strip your belongings anyway

  • @loveshaneforever
    @loveshaneforever 3 года назад +601

    The way it sounds like she combined “inspect” and “investigate” into “inspestigate” in the first couple minutes is adorable

    • @itzlucky_7495
      @itzlucky_7495 10 месяцев назад +1

      I did not realize that's what she was saying thank you for bringing this to my attention

  • @deawinter
    @deawinter 3 года назад +2224

    Today on “useless science knowledge I got from RUclips”: the reason mammals do not breathe through their skin is because the concentration of oxygen in our atmosphere isn’t high enough for diffusion to work for anything larger than a bug. On a planet with a denser, more oxygen-rich atmosphere, an intelligent insect-like people is plausible!

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 3 года назад +53

      oh my god

    • @vaderothormbiten
      @vaderothormbiten 3 года назад +56

      Just got extreme starship trooper chills from reading that

    • @jules2446
      @jules2446 3 года назад +23

      Anyone got Qu vibes from “inelegant insect-like life”?

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 3 года назад +73

      yea!! i was hyped hearing her say that we're probably not used to the concentration of oxygen on her ship because they'd need that to sustain their size! (the moist skin helps as well i would think, like an amphibian or something)
      related fun science fact - that's the reason there were huge bugs during the carboniferous and permian periods back in prehistoric days. there was a boom in oxygen production that allowed arthropods to become absolutely massive. when oxygen levels dropped, the larger bugs died out.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 3 года назад +3

      Mammals arnt the only ones that dont breath through their skin...

  • @daelnelbel
    @daelnelbel 3 года назад +360

    You bet I'm attached to that piece of fabric, it's an incredibly useful tool, and all hitchhikers should always have their piece of fabric close at hand!

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 9 месяцев назад +5

      I was wondering if she was doing a Hitchhiker's reference!

    • @daelnelbel
      @daelnelbel 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@christianschoff2490 Towels are indeed amazing!

  • @mdforbes500
    @mdforbes500 3 года назад +2596

    Alien: "Not-cow continues to moo like cow"
    Me: "No, that's called speech - I'm talking to you..."
    Alien: "Curious..."

    • @squidle7812
      @squidle7812 3 года назад +62

      Plot twist: cows speak to alien visitors and tell them secrets about the government

    • @avagumm5565
      @avagumm5565 3 года назад +30

      Plot twist: Alien speaks cow and tells them what happens to their milk

    • @Jamesmartel16
      @Jamesmartel16 2 года назад +23

      What if we're talking english but they are trapping us in a abductor cage where we talk cow language

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver 2 года назад +9

      @@Jamesmartel16 omfg- i think you onto something (you're welcome for you're comment like)

    • @fluffywanheda4949
      @fluffywanheda4949 2 года назад

      @@squidle7812 government counter acts with robot pigeons spying earth

  • @heliosfromacrossastar878
    @heliosfromacrossastar878 3 года назад +3149

    Yesss a sequel! The “infant cow?” has become an inside joke between my and my partner :)

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  3 года назад +488

      Loool omg I love that!!

    • @mohamedninja85
      @mohamedninja85 3 года назад +38

      @@AmyKayASMR omg wow love you asmr end you haircut

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 года назад +51

      I probably would have went with “not-cow”, but “infant cow” works too.

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo 3 года назад +7

      @qeuarfbhq3iwushbq huh???

    • @heiceonmycreamtillicone
      @heiceonmycreamtillicone 3 года назад +4

      @qeuarfbhq3iwushbq bruh- why ú-ù

  • @unholysheepgod1293
    @unholysheepgod1293 3 года назад +868

    Me and my twin use "who abducted this" "who's cow is this" when someone we don't know comes and knocks on the front door now lol

    • @lillylouu
      @lillylouu 3 года назад +51

      The said person who comes knocking and being called "cow" 👁️👄👁️

    • @janblau4839
      @janblau4839 3 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @unholysheepgod1293
      @unholysheepgod1293 3 года назад +7

      @@keshakep295 Yep xD

    • @unholysheepgod1293
      @unholysheepgod1293 3 года назад +7

      @@lillylouu we do it from like the other room after they leave so they don't hear it lol

  • @gwynheimer
    @gwynheimer 3 года назад +61

    omg when she took the towel away and then suddenly gave it back and told me not to panic i just burst into tears like omg for some reason that was so soothing

    • @Unicats1987
      @Unicats1987 Год назад +6

      You shall not touch my belongings especially not my 3ft stuffed animal I use that for snuggling

  • @ano8186
    @ano8186 3 года назад +798

    "This is not cow! We only abduct cow!"
    -Alien trying their best

    • @vanessah9239
      @vanessah9239 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!

  • @coledibiase1777
    @coledibiase1777 3 года назад +217

    The exasperation in her voice when she says "We only abduct cow!" Is superb.
    0:11

  • @pokemonmaster185
    @pokemonmaster185 3 года назад +2584

    “This is not cow”
    Everyone named kao:😦

  • @veestoca1974
    @veestoca1974 3 года назад +127

    “Gargling sounds, *SWHEHENDJDJDS* like that”
    That was so funny to me :’)

  • @haylee7851
    @haylee7851 3 года назад +517

    "Nod in agreement or moo, I do not mind"
    I will moo, not because you gave me the choice but because it seems more fun

  • @superpeytendo64
    @superpeytendo64 3 года назад +2767

    "We meet again, not-cow"
    Me, spitting out the grass I was chewing: "SHIT, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY-?!"

  • @funnygermandoctor
    @funnygermandoctor 3 года назад +408

    Alien: So... you are not cow?
    "Moo."
    Alien: *visible confusion*

  • @marsbard5976
    @marsbard5976 2 года назад +82

    0
    2:48 - 4:03
    Jello (I think...)
    4:10 - 4:48
    Writing
    7:30 - 8:55
    Face close up "very interesting,"
    9:02 - 9:18
    Writing
    9:47 - 9:59
    Cap pops and tapping
    10:00 - 10:04
    Pumping
    10:06 - 10:45
    Rubbing hands together
    10:51 - 13:44
    Moisturizing face
    13:54 - 14:20
    Checking face
    14:28 - 15:02
    Writing
    15:41 - 15:59
    Checking our nasal cavities
    16:13 - 16:16
    Liquid shaking
    16:31 - 18:08
    Cap Popping and qutip
    18:48 - 19:22
    Writing
    19:32 - 21:01
    Clicking flashlight/Checking eyes and "what is this?"
    21:11 - 21:45
    Writing
    22:13 - 23:52
    Cap Popping and wetting eye
    24:42 - 25:37
    Testing sense of smell
    25:43 - 26:25
    Writing

  • @ivycentral8694
    @ivycentral8694 3 года назад +220

    the fact that she just tries her best to understand and be kind to us is amazing. I feel well loved.

  • @seignee
    @seignee 3 года назад +273

    I like to imagine Beeblebrox as a flustered worker who was never able to abduct anything on his first day.
    He was ready to tell Amy's character he brought nothing, but was forced to just claim us (maybe he caught us climbing the ship for curiosity reasons) or else he would've had nothing to show to Brood Mother.

    • @seignee
      @seignee 3 года назад +32

      or maybe not flustered actually, i think he thinks he's too smart to be abducting cows for a living and probably aspires for more. He might be a sly thief kind of character. Like an alien with the personality of a Khajiit, or the Racoon from the guardians of the galaxy.
      Too lazy to do this menial job he finds no value in, but could easily accomplish it if he actually wanted to.

    • @vampiregoatz
      @vampiregoatz 3 года назад +8

      @@seignee no lol the character is zapphod beeblebrox from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and he's cool as fuck and also the president of the galaxy she references the book a bunch more times so thats obviously who shes talking about

    • @whizzwhizzx3
      @whizzwhizzx3 3 года назад +2

      It's not that deep

    • @supersaraqxz548
      @supersaraqxz548 3 года назад +11

      My headcanon is that Beeblebrox was kinda tired that day when they realised they had to abduct a cow RIGHT NOW but didn't find one, and as another commenter said (bad day to wear the view onesie) we were simply wearing a cow onesie and happened to be near and Beeblebrox just thought "Ah screw it this will do"
      And that's my story xD

    • @gooquestione
      @gooquestione 3 года назад +5

      @@whizzwhizzx3 no fun allowed

  • @tfreely
    @tfreely 3 года назад +268

    "Not Cow" is a term that my friend uses for humans at her animal Sanctuary, Critter Creek Farm Sanctuary. It was cute hearing that term here!

    • @DominicBelzebub
      @DominicBelzebub 3 года назад +21

      Can you pat a cow on the head and say I said hi please?

  • @americanman3091
    @americanman3091 2 года назад +37

    I honestly would love to see a new continuation of this. Like years after the the video of the final examination where they meet again and she's learned a lot more about humans

  • @blackbird9421
    @blackbird9421 3 года назад +309

    I’m so relieved that I still have my towel with me, the Guide is clear about never going to space without it

    • @Manjensan
      @Manjensan 3 года назад +5

      Don't Panic.

    • @xhollyxful
      @xhollyxful 3 года назад +7

      Ah greeting fellow hitchhikers, glad to see we have our towels and that the babel fish provided seem to be working well

    • @shepard-commander
      @shepard-commander 3 года назад +5

      *wakes up in alien spaceship* "Oh, no. Not again."

    • @teamobi3327
      @teamobi3327 3 года назад +1

      I scream-laughed when the first word out of her mouth was Beeblebrox. This will all end in tears, I just know it, even if I am a hoopy frood.

    • @LetThereBeChaos
      @LetThereBeChaos 3 года назад +2

      So long and thanks for all the fish!

  • @bimlauyomashitobi421
    @bimlauyomashitobi421 3 года назад +2287

    “You want me to call you human? No no no, that wouldn’t make sense; you poor thing, must be confused and delirious.”
    Damn you, already establishing lore and mysteries for the series. Guess I’ll have to keep tuning in now.

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 3 года назад +71

      Makes you wonder. What does she mean by that exactly?

    • @beanamatic1876
      @beanamatic1876 3 года назад +110

      Based on the references to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Beeblebrox, the towel, "Don't Panic"), I'm guessing the Earth might have been destroyed as it was in the first book

    • @user-gn1td5ts9m
      @user-gn1td5ts9m 3 года назад +2

      @@beanamatic1876 What-

    • @ahdiwjnaydjjs
      @ahdiwjnaydjjs 3 года назад +62

      @@user-gn1td5ts9m throughout the video she makes a lot of references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a book that starts with the Earth going bye bye. So, it may have been just another reference, like, you can't be human if the Earth is gone along with all of humanity. Only dolphins would remain from Earth. And cows apparently.

    • @user-gn1td5ts9m
      @user-gn1td5ts9m 3 года назад +9

      @@ahdiwjnaydjjs Ohhhh, alright now that makes sense

  • @mogus6151
    @mogus6151 3 года назад +644

    "If not cow, then what?"
    Me:"I'm a pterodactyl"
    *screeches*

    • @karishayes4003
      @karishayes4003 3 года назад +11

      Onistly I had know idea what a Pterodactyl was then I was like "oh-".. I'm dumb

    • @TragicTester034
      @TragicTester034 3 года назад +5

      Technically it would be Pteranodon not Pterodactyl

    • @Felix-qo7wv
      @Felix-qo7wv 3 года назад +4

      Same bro I’m a pterodactyl
      *screeches*

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад

      Mood

    • @squirmyyish2824
      @squirmyyish2824 3 года назад +3

      @@Alisibeth_Talia212 honestly

  • @carolineASMR
    @carolineASMR 2 года назад +79

    This is my new favorite series 🐮 I love your sense of humor :D

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  2 года назад +19

      Ahhh thank youuuu for watching 😊💜 you are so sweet!!!

  • @atlasthetitan463
    @atlasthetitan463 3 года назад +227

    I love how whenever she casts a shadow she becomes green! That’s such a lovely, unintended touch!!

    • @gladius_arbor
      @gladius_arbor 3 года назад

      Whaaaaaaaaaa?

    • @ahdiwjnaydjjs
      @ahdiwjnaydjjs 3 года назад

      @@gladius_arbor look at the shadows on her face.

    • @zerorotting9059
      @zerorotting9059 3 года назад

      dude how did i not notice this sooner? it’s so obvious

    • @PaperRabbitsArts
      @PaperRabbitsArts 3 года назад +2

      It is cool but that’s just color theory babes.

  • @ren9389
    @ren9389 3 года назад +129

    I am like 90% sure that the background noise is a warp engine from star trek.
    I used to listen to the enterprise D's warp engines to go to sleep because star trek is always comforting for me, so this is very relaxing.

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 3 года назад +260

    The voice and mannerisms of this character are so soothing, I keep coming back here every night to fall asleep

    • @Whocares158
      @Whocares158 2 года назад +2

      Same.
      I always fall asleep to this.

  • @railynnhimes2324
    @railynnhimes2324 Год назад +12

    "I don't want you in pain", she's so sweet, my favorite alien ever. She tries to take care of us.

  • @americanpidgeot6486
    @americanpidgeot6486 3 года назад +691

    If I don’t stop being called “bag of flesh” I’m going to remove my bones.

    • @voidamx4283
      @voidamx4283 3 года назад +23

      Personally I prefer the term

    • @B_bang22
      @B_bang22 3 года назад +28

      r/rarethreats?

    • @americanpidgeot6486
      @americanpidgeot6486 3 года назад +25

      That’s it, no one else is allowed to like this comment. I can only fit so many people in the Boneless Van.

    • @HereAndOhSoQueer
      @HereAndOhSoQueer 3 года назад +11

      @@americanpidgeot6486 boneless van-

    • @showandteeelllll8773
      @showandteeelllll8773 3 года назад +9

      Wouldn't you still be a bag of flesh, just dead and more malleable if you removed all your bones???

  • @SeparateWay
    @SeparateWay 3 года назад +118

    My goodness, why is hearing a gentle spoken "moo" so relaxing?

  • @zzzleepytime3318
    @zzzleepytime3318 3 года назад +1634

    "Hoo-man? No, no...you're delirious..."
    Me: I bet Beeblebrox would've listened to me 😒

    • @idiotbutransrights
      @idiotbutransrights 3 года назад +7

      Hahahaha nice

    • @gothgirlgaming9050
      @gothgirlgaming9050 3 года назад +30

      Me in the background: "I am right here! Rude!"

    • @sweekoii9496
      @sweekoii9496 3 года назад +12

      @Ice-cream demon *again?-*

    • @fattyratty7611
      @fattyratty7611 3 года назад +4

      🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

    • @Stage4autism
      @Stage4autism 3 года назад +18

      BUT BEEBLEBROX WOULDN'T GIVE YOU ACCESS TO THE WEED STASH,WOULD HE!?!

  • @crafted_table
    @crafted_table 3 года назад +25

    I ain’t even gonna lie, this is one of my all time favorite asmr videos. For some reason I always fall asleep to it and not any other video.

  • @Bumbletastic02
    @Bumbletastic02 3 года назад +2204

    Imagine, all we actually hear is alien talk..
    Alien- “blee woo mon zer mer waa dee moo”
    Me- “What in the intergalactic space mumbo-jumbo is she saying… an why is she mooing at me”

  • @TheRivieraKid
    @TheRivieraKid 3 года назад +341

    Never before has the word “moo” sounded more adorable.

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 3 года назад +682

    I need a whole frickin series of this. This is the MOST I've EVER tingled, and I don't even tingle that much.

  • @Cooldudecrafter
    @Cooldudecrafter 2 года назад +3

    TIMESTAMPS
    I have already used these timestamps on my second account and its a pain looking for the comment every single time so im just uploading the timestamps on my main lol
    0:00 - Beeblebrox is in trouble
    0:42 - Pre-Inspection
    1:56 - Inspection Starts (i think?)
    2:17 - Dinner time!!
    5:03 - Heart/ lung Inspection
    7:03 - Let us get a little clo SER
    10:07 - Replacement Slime on Skin
    13:43 - Pores are stimulated
    15:40 - Looking with light up nasal cavity
    16:37 - Replacement Slime up nasal cavity
    19:30 - Checking Eyes (ooo light triggers)
    22:16 - Replacement Slime on Eyes
    24:24 - Smell Test
    26:49 - Checking Ears (personal favorite)
    28:41 - Getting another closer look (another personal favorite)
    30:40 - Searching though Hair (yet another personal favorite)
    34:20 - Results
    35:45 - Ending
    If anything is incorrect please correct me and i will double check 😁

  • @Yaho3820
    @Yaho3820 3 года назад +1696

    I'm getting way too attached to her, I just imagine a small child enjoying the slime while being examined and giggling at her.

    • @grayson.gallow
      @grayson.gallow 3 года назад +141

      WAIT THAT'S SO CUTE WHAT

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад +109

      HOLD UP THAT MAKES SENSE

    • @Akikai.2
      @Akikai.2 3 года назад +58

      Ok now that's too cute

    • @naviroow4030
      @naviroow4030 3 года назад +30

      Aaaawwww that’s cute 😩🥺

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 3 года назад +45

      y'know what I'd watch this if it was a movie. Reminds me of plots of older movies. All sci-fi and stuff.

  • @kristiepetillo4620
    @kristiepetillo4620 3 года назад +952

    AAAAAA "PIECE OF FABRIC" IS OUR TOWEL AND BEEBLEBROX STOLE US WET AND NAKED FROM THE SHOWER 😂😂😂

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  3 года назад +468

      Hahah no no no it's a reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 😆 I'd never leave you exposed that that 🤣

    • @oliviah663
      @oliviah663 3 года назад +79

      OH NO 🤣🤣 That would be hilarious, tho

    • @sweatyskeleton7390
      @sweatyskeleton7390 3 года назад +73

      @@AmyKayASMR
      THAT'S why he's named Beeblebrox!

    • @asdrewq988
      @asdrewq988 3 года назад +41

      Thank God I’m not the only one thinking that🤣

    • @professorpantherhardraad3921
      @professorpantherhardraad3921 3 года назад +25

      @@AmyKayASMR Does that mean we can expect you to give us a toothbrush? Or some biscuits?

  • @AGATHA13502
    @AGATHA13502 3 года назад +155

    I deep down knew that singing "Moo" by Doja Cat in the middle of the night could be possibly a bad idea and here I'm abducted by aliens

  • @Moquxa
    @Moquxa 3 года назад +20

    “say moo”
    aw thats so wholesome!
    qwq its so cutee i loved this one!

  • @levrienthebaconlord9776
    @levrienthebaconlord9776 3 года назад +560

    Alien: "Broodmother is very interested in this one"
    A small yellow child on a bus: "-Chuckle- He's in danger"

  • @lego4virgo
    @lego4virgo 3 года назад +388

    Amy Alien: "You're not a cow..."
    Me: "Doja Cat says otherwise."
    (My probing was less traumatic and more soothing than expected)

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 3 года назад +1939

    “If not cow, then what?”
    I am real man, would you like to go skateboards?

    • @zodiack1llano548
      @zodiack1llano548 3 года назад +104

      i understood that reference

    • @insanic2917
      @insanic2917 3 года назад +29

      I got that lol

    • @Skye244
      @Skye244 3 года назад +37

      We would love to go skateboards

    • @Lodethebig
      @Lodethebig 3 года назад +74

      _whispers_ skateboards...

    • @Lucifer01432
      @Lucifer01432 3 года назад +28

      @@zodiack1llano548 I understood THAT reference

  • @Sanityku
    @Sanityku Год назад +26

    Normally if I heard someone call me a “bag of flesh” I’d be terrified but in this case it’s actually very nice and funny-

  • @sanstheskeleton3065
    @sanstheskeleton3065 3 года назад +210

    OMG YESS ANOTHER ONE WOOOHOO
    you have no idea how many times i rewatched the first one

  • @JamieBFilms
    @JamieBFilms 3 года назад +210

    Beeblebrox should know more than he's letting on... Well depends how many pan galactic gargle blasters hes had, the hoopy frood!

  • @MoonlightCottageASMR
    @MoonlightCottageASMR 3 года назад +864

    💜💜💜💜💜 (most constructive comment ever)

  • @baileygarcia7324
    @baileygarcia7324 2 года назад +27

    “Very good my cow very good”
    That part was making me laugh so much.

  • @sepiaswirl
    @sepiaswirl 3 года назад +127

    I don’t know why, but being called not cow is genuinely very relaxing. I feel safe 😌

  • @bookwormed-geek7772
    @bookwormed-geek7772 3 года назад +498

    Alien: "If not-cow then what are you?"
    me: "I am from a galaxy far far away...like very far away, on an planet where I learned that Darth Vadar hates sand."

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 года назад +66

    An alien named after Zaphod Beeblebrox and I'm carrying a towel? This is officially the best video on the internet, I've read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe (Galaxy) at least 10 times!

  • @Matlopita
    @Matlopita 3 года назад +19

    I have watched this video like 18-19 nights and I have never made it all the way to the end without falling asleep

  • @deathbypotato7287
    @deathbypotato7287 3 года назад +149

    Oh thank god I'm not a cow, I was really worried for a second there.

  • @Halo1Based
    @Halo1Based 3 года назад +1186

    "Bag of flesh is very attached to fabric" its his blanket, dont steal others blankets man. THEY'RE PRECIOUS

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 3 года назад +19

      Be me an aspie who needs a specific level of pressure and texture in my blankets to even have a snowballs chance in hell of sleeping
      Be alien who tries to take said blankets
      End Result=☠️

    • @RandomGerman8008
      @RandomGerman8008 3 года назад +56

      actually it's a towel. Hitchikers guide to the galaxy reference.
      Always carry around a towel with you. Especially on space trips.
      Apparently it's more versatile than humans intended use.

    • @dousc7579
      @dousc7579 3 года назад +31

      @@RandomGerman8008 I thought it was implying we were naked lmao

    • @youraveragewallflower6885
      @youraveragewallflower6885 3 года назад +3

      @@dousc7579 😂

    • @impressed4072
      @impressed4072 3 года назад +9

      Its probably cold af on that spaceship

  • @lordinquisitorsec7532
    @lordinquisitorsec7532 3 года назад +112

    This is the longest damn time I've been abducted by aliens when stealing back my neighbour's cow for him. Still, at least these aliens seem friendly enough. Of course I'm not actually a cow.

  • @maximusatlas9377
    @maximusatlas9377 3 года назад +98

    Alien: Say ah, say moo
    Me: I'm not a cow but saying moo here seems like the better option because she is a nice alien. I shall comply. 🤣

  • @jaxwalker5349
    @jaxwalker5349 3 года назад +2731

    Theory: beeblerox abducted a baby human, considering we are "bag" of flesh and not flesh creature, and that we needed to be spoonfed the jello food, and that we were extremely attached to a 'piece of fabric' (probably a blanket) leading me to believe a 'being raised among aliens' series could be a possibility

    • @reese3204
      @reese3204 3 года назад +150

      I don't think a baby would be able to tell her that it's a human haha

    • @YesFrogYes
      @YesFrogYes 3 года назад +107

      @@reese3204 toddler

    • @reese3204
      @reese3204 3 года назад +34

      @@YesFrogYes toddlers don't need to be spoonfed lol

    • @YesFrogYes
      @YesFrogYes 3 года назад +79

      @@reese3204 Disabled toddler

    • @MrKrabsSidePiece
      @MrKrabsSidePiece 3 года назад +102

      @@YesFrogYes you may be onto something

  • @panzercrewman616
    @panzercrewman616 3 года назад +2090

    “It’s ok, bag of flesh”
    Yes, I have no bones. I only have organs and skin. I am the living reincarnation of blob
    Edit: wow, this got a lot of likes. Thanks ;)

    • @SalemsForgottenWitch
      @SalemsForgottenWitch 3 года назад +58

      Mate, we don't even have organs nor skin anymore, we're just flesh, no brain, no organs, just flesh, just *_blob_*

    • @shilomclain8773
      @shilomclain8773 3 года назад +11

      Now I wanna watch the blob

    • @ashes4912
      @ashes4912 3 года назад +4

      *blob*

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 3 года назад +5

      @@shilomclain8773 have you seen the movie, the blob? Pretty good movie

    • @shilomclain8773
      @shilomclain8773 3 года назад +5

      @@panzercrewman616 yes have seen it, now I just wanna watch it again

  • @Riitoo29
    @Riitoo29 3 года назад +358

    Alien: "gurgling sounds"
    Alien:
    "Æąěűųğh, like that. 😌"

    • @Troflin_Productions
      @Troflin_Productions 3 года назад +3

      Read this as it was happening in the video

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 года назад +1

      @@Troflin_Productions same bro

    • @aceofnone899
      @aceofnone899 3 года назад +3

      Funny enough, so did I. A funny coincidence

  • @americanman3091
    @americanman3091 7 месяцев назад +5

    2 years later and this is still by far one of my favorite videos that you've done.

    • @meganwatt7590
      @meganwatt7590 6 месяцев назад +1

      When she’s checking our faces, how would she react to face piercings

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 3 года назад +154

    Alien: Hello not-cow. We meet again.
    Me: My name is Starlord

    • @crazyanimegamer5667
      @crazyanimegamer5667 3 года назад +6

      Hello Peter. I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. I'll see myself out. Excuse me. 😂🤣

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 3 года назад

      Who?

    • @AlleluiaElizabeth
      @AlleluiaElizabeth 3 года назад +5

      @@jeremyfrost2636 Starlord, man. Legendary outlaw?

    • @luckytidbit6225
      @luckytidbit6225 3 года назад +1

      @@jeremyfrost2636 he’s from marvel

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 3 года назад +1

      @@luckytidbit6225 I know. The line that Rhyperior Ranger said is followed, in the movie Guardians Of The Galaxy, by Djimon Honsou asking "Who?"

  • @mayalouwho2597
    @mayalouwho2597 3 года назад +172

    Me laying in bed with my comfort blanket “MY PIECE OF FABRIC!”

  • @nikolaoseva
    @nikolaoseva 3 года назад +982

    "So this is not cow"
    "Finally you understand it has been very disrespectful to be called a cow all the time"
    "Hello not cow"
    "God fucking damn it really can't be any worse than this"
    "How do you feel pack of flesh"
    "... I'll try going to earth on foot"

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 года назад +11

      🤣

    • @bluestar_kun
      @bluestar_kun 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @BigMan-wi2hu
      @BigMan-wi2hu 3 года назад +27

      I am human
      “ human? no no you must be going delirious from tests”
      Eat your food and go to sleep”
      Bruh Please call me human

    • @paulcollins1841
      @paulcollins1841 3 года назад +10

      I was reading the part of this comment that says how do you feel pack of flesh and then amy said pack of flesh as soon as I started reading the part how do you feel pack of flesh

    • @whoami405
      @whoami405 3 года назад +4

      I thought she said “bag of flesh” lol

  • @fireball0525
    @fireball0525 Год назад +6

    I’ve watched these so many times and still haven’t gotten tired of these and I don’t think I ever will tbh

  • @jeonginvx
    @jeonginvx 3 года назад +218

    Idk why but I just imagined real aliens watching this like:
    Amy Kay: Not cow.
    Aliens: write that down, write that down!!

  • @donler1035
    @donler1035 3 года назад +96

    PART TWO LETS GOOOO! Part one gave me tingles!

  • @tinydancer6869
    @tinydancer6869 3 года назад +58

    She started giving praise and head pats and settled into my phone in response. I half expected her to say "Bag of flesh responds positively to touch"

  • @R3M1x875
    @R3M1x875 3 года назад +4

    I cant stop coming back to this when i cant sleep, the smiles remind me of my mom coaxing me to sleep when i was younger, its extremely soothing for me in a way

  • @ggarner3169
    @ggarner3169 3 года назад +189

    I didn't think being called a "bag of flesh" could be not threatening

  • @MajinRazzie
    @MajinRazzie 3 года назад +198

    "Do you not have... slime producers in your nose?"
    Me with a serious cold: .... Are you sure it is my nose you're lookin' at?

    • @rubyanimations9208
      @rubyanimations9208 3 года назад

      Lol i like just had one for like, 3, 2 1/2 weeks maybe probably 3

    • @0DD_FAC3
      @0DD_FAC3 3 года назад

      I hope you get better

    • @MajinRazzie
      @MajinRazzie 3 года назад

      @@0DD_FAC3 I'm doin' much better, thank you. Now there's only my throat messin' me with a lil'

    • @_starvilne2580
      @_starvilne2580 3 года назад

      LMFAOOOOO I FELT THIS BC IM SICK TOO💔💔💔

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 года назад

      Same

  • @shaibear
    @shaibear 3 года назад +35

    There is something so soothing about this series. I hope it continues.

  • @chae.legant_
    @chae.legant_ Год назад +9

    I love how her tone changes when she is speaking to "Not cow" (us), Broodmother, and Beeblebrox 😭😭

  • @vertilligo11
    @vertilligo11 3 года назад +69

    “Everything is okay, bag of flesh” THAT HAD ME😭 💀

  • @randomfleming
    @randomfleming 3 года назад +328

    Plot twist: The Prince and his bodyguard get abducted (side quest).

    • @JLis381
      @JLis381 3 года назад +7

      I imagine the bodyguard saying something like "well, that escalated quickly" after reading a weird text out loud from a demon book

    • @alexglase765
      @alexglase765 3 года назад +7

      this series reminds me of the Fallout: New Vegas side quest where you get picked up by some aliens

  • @markus6431
    @markus6431 3 года назад +34

    The first part of this quickly became one of my favourites I’m so glad there’s a part 2!!

  • @Whatyou._.lookingat
    @Whatyou._.lookingat Год назад +12

    I like how the Alien is worried about not harming my ears but stuck a q-tip in my eyes.

  • @Haleyrainart
    @Haleyrainart 3 года назад +102

    "Plus many of us have become attached. Very unprofessional. Beeblebrox has come to name it" Awh I feel oddly loved.

  • @aasilashlily6681
    @aasilashlily6681 3 года назад +347

    "Elevated heart rate. Most likely from delicacies."
    Yeah it couldn't possibly be a beautiful alien girl is touching me to listen to my heart beat. Definitely the food 🥰

    • @matisst-georges9668
      @matisst-georges9668 3 года назад +23

      Alien: There is some redness here
      Me: 😳 no no redness I don't know what you are talking about
      Alien: probably dry out
      Me: yeah that's it I'm drying out 😅

    • @lilacbeauty._
      @lilacbeauty._ 3 года назад +6

      Bro, I scrolled by this comment as she said it-

    • @ninachan4234
      @ninachan4234 3 года назад +2

      Ah yes "hear beat" 🧷🧷🧷🧷🧷🧷

    • @Officer_Soap
      @Officer_Soap 3 года назад +15

      You fool I’m not a cow I’m a lesbian

    • @FalseDelta
      @FalseDelta 3 года назад +11

      @@Officer_Soap I thought you were American?

  • @Boggwaterr
    @Boggwaterr 3 года назад +287

    “ I was worried you were going to die-“
    Me- “YOU FED ME SOMETHING THAT MIGHT KILL ME?”
    “….. from lack of Substance ..”
    Me-“ oh.. oh okay.”

    • @avagumm5565
      @avagumm5565 3 года назад +4

      "oh.. oh okay," Were you wanting too-

    • @Boggwaterr
      @Boggwaterr 3 года назад +2

      @@avagumm5565 oh.. oh okay. As in like oh phew, thanks goodness. Sort of way!