1 like on this video = 1 "moo" Edit: why is the POV holding a towel? It's a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference lol! It's one of my all time favorite book series :)
@@michaelmoolick9419 he’s my favorite character lol. “i am so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a week, i am SO hip that i have trouble seeing over my pelvis!”
Alien: “Shush, everything is ok” Me: “Oh is it ok?! Is everything ok?! Because I’m still up here in this ship, millions of miles from home! Being forced to eat alien Jell-O! And suffering with bruised self esteem cause y’all thought I was a cow!
I really like this series. Having someone just genuinely curious about you and wanting to study you for the sake of getting to understand you better… it feels nice
*TIMESTAMPS* only bc i didnt see anyone else do them 😁 Im soooo sorry I did this so late but if you're seeing this then you can't get enough of this video either (also i mainly did this for my self as well) 0:00 - Beeblebrox is in trouble 0:42 - Pre-Inspection 1:56 - Inspection Starts (i think?) 2:17 - Dinner time!! 5:03 - Heart/ lung Inspection 7:03 - Let us get a little clo *SER* 10:07 - Replacement Slime on Skin 13:43 - Pores are stimulated 15:40 - Looking with light up nasal cavity 16:37 - Replacement Slime up nasal cavity 19:30 - Checking Eyes (ooo light triggers) 22:16 - Replacement Slime on Eyes 24:24 - Smell Test 26:35 - Checking Ears (personal favorite) 28:41 - Getting another closer look (another personal favorite) 30:40 - Searching though Hair 34:20 - Results 35:45 - Ending If anything is incorrect please correct me and i will double check 😁
This is my favorite character. Something about the way she talks is amazing. I also love that every experiment she attempts on us could very well kill us because alien food and substances
24:51 as a chemist. I mast say. Never ever smell a bottle like that if you dont know what it is. If you want to smell chemicals. Wave you hand above the opening then smell from 10cm or so distant. This make it less heavy on the noise. Because some smells can be harsh. Try ammonia. Or worse butyric acid. You will fall backwards if you smell with a full noise. Be safe
Today on “useless science knowledge I got from RUclips”: the reason mammals do not breathe through their skin is because the concentration of oxygen in our atmosphere isn’t high enough for diffusion to work for anything larger than a bug. On a planet with a denser, more oxygen-rich atmosphere, an intelligent insect-like people is plausible!
yea!! i was hyped hearing her say that we're probably not used to the concentration of oxygen on her ship because they'd need that to sustain their size! (the moist skin helps as well i would think, like an amphibian or something) related fun science fact - that's the reason there were huge bugs during the carboniferous and permian periods back in prehistoric days. there was a boom in oxygen production that allowed arthropods to become absolutely massive. when oxygen levels dropped, the larger bugs died out.
You bet I'm attached to that piece of fabric, it's an incredibly useful tool, and all hitchhikers should always have their piece of fabric close at hand!
omg when she took the towel away and then suddenly gave it back and told me not to panic i just burst into tears like omg for some reason that was so soothing
I like to imagine Beeblebrox as a flustered worker who was never able to abduct anything on his first day. He was ready to tell Amy's character he brought nothing, but was forced to just claim us (maybe he caught us climbing the ship for curiosity reasons) or else he would've had nothing to show to Brood Mother.
or maybe not flustered actually, i think he thinks he's too smart to be abducting cows for a living and probably aspires for more. He might be a sly thief kind of character. Like an alien with the personality of a Khajiit, or the Racoon from the guardians of the galaxy. Too lazy to do this menial job he finds no value in, but could easily accomplish it if he actually wanted to.
@@seignee no lol the character is zapphod beeblebrox from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and he's cool as fuck and also the president of the galaxy she references the book a bunch more times so thats obviously who shes talking about
My headcanon is that Beeblebrox was kinda tired that day when they realised they had to abduct a cow RIGHT NOW but didn't find one, and as another commenter said (bad day to wear the view onesie) we were simply wearing a cow onesie and happened to be near and Beeblebrox just thought "Ah screw it this will do" And that's my story xD
I honestly would love to see a new continuation of this. Like years after the the video of the final examination where they meet again and she's learned a lot more about humans
“You want me to call you human? No no no, that wouldn’t make sense; you poor thing, must be confused and delirious.” Damn you, already establishing lore and mysteries for the series. Guess I’ll have to keep tuning in now.
Based on the references to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Beeblebrox, the towel, "Don't Panic"), I'm guessing the Earth might have been destroyed as it was in the first book
@@user-gn1td5ts9m throughout the video she makes a lot of references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a book that starts with the Earth going bye bye. So, it may have been just another reference, like, you can't be human if the Earth is gone along with all of humanity. Only dolphins would remain from Earth. And cows apparently.
I am like 90% sure that the background noise is a warp engine from star trek. I used to listen to the enterprise D's warp engines to go to sleep because star trek is always comforting for me, so this is very relaxing.
Imagine, all we actually hear is alien talk.. Alien- “blee woo mon zer mer waa dee moo” Me- “What in the intergalactic space mumbo-jumbo is she saying… an why is she mooing at me”
TIMESTAMPS I have already used these timestamps on my second account and its a pain looking for the comment every single time so im just uploading the timestamps on my main lol 0:00 - Beeblebrox is in trouble 0:42 - Pre-Inspection 1:56 - Inspection Starts (i think?) 2:17 - Dinner time!! 5:03 - Heart/ lung Inspection 7:03 - Let us get a little clo SER 10:07 - Replacement Slime on Skin 13:43 - Pores are stimulated 15:40 - Looking with light up nasal cavity 16:37 - Replacement Slime up nasal cavity 19:30 - Checking Eyes (ooo light triggers) 22:16 - Replacement Slime on Eyes 24:24 - Smell Test 26:49 - Checking Ears (personal favorite) 28:41 - Getting another closer look (another personal favorite) 30:40 - Searching though Hair (yet another personal favorite) 34:20 - Results 35:45 - Ending If anything is incorrect please correct me and i will double check 😁
Alien: "If not-cow then what are you?" me: "I am from a galaxy far far away...like very far away, on an planet where I learned that Darth Vadar hates sand."
An alien named after Zaphod Beeblebrox and I'm carrying a towel? This is officially the best video on the internet, I've read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe (Galaxy) at least 10 times!
Be me an aspie who needs a specific level of pressure and texture in my blankets to even have a snowballs chance in hell of sleeping Be alien who tries to take said blankets End Result=☠️
actually it's a towel. Hitchikers guide to the galaxy reference. Always carry around a towel with you. Especially on space trips. Apparently it's more versatile than humans intended use.
This is the longest damn time I've been abducted by aliens when stealing back my neighbour's cow for him. Still, at least these aliens seem friendly enough. Of course I'm not actually a cow.
Theory: beeblerox abducted a baby human, considering we are "bag" of flesh and not flesh creature, and that we needed to be spoonfed the jello food, and that we were extremely attached to a 'piece of fabric' (probably a blanket) leading me to believe a 'being raised among aliens' series could be a possibility
“It’s ok, bag of flesh” Yes, I have no bones. I only have organs and skin. I am the living reincarnation of blob Edit: wow, this got a lot of likes. Thanks ;)
"So this is not cow" "Finally you understand it has been very disrespectful to be called a cow all the time" "Hello not cow" "God fucking damn it really can't be any worse than this" "How do you feel pack of flesh" "... I'll try going to earth on foot"
I was reading the part of this comment that says how do you feel pack of flesh and then amy said pack of flesh as soon as I started reading the part how do you feel pack of flesh
I cant stop coming back to this when i cant sleep, the smiles remind me of my mom coaxing me to sleep when i was younger, its extremely soothing for me in a way
"Elevated heart rate. Most likely from delicacies." Yeah it couldn't possibly be a beautiful alien girl is touching me to listen to my heart beat. Definitely the food 🥰
Alien: There is some redness here Me: 😳 no no redness I don't know what you are talking about Alien: probably dry out Me: yeah that's it I'm drying out 😅
1 like on this video = 1 "moo"
Edit: why is the POV holding a towel? It's a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference lol! It's one of my all time favorite book series :)
Moo. Thank you for this!
Sincerely, bag of flesh.
thank you so moooch for this
got milk ?
got milk?
What’s the rate of inflation on this exchange ?
"you're not a cow"
It's the sweetest compliment i've received in my life,it lits my soul.
Jokes on alien, according to my birth offer am cow is me.
Same lol
@@squidle7812 you cow are?cow me too.
@@squidle7812 what the hell language is that
@@hxtednightmxres9767 orange
“I understand you are not cow…but moo” was the cutest thing ever
True
time stamp?
About 3:04 or so
2:55 for those who looking the cutest part
@@xenthia bro chill out maybe he just wants to see it a lot
“You better watch yourself, Beeblebrox”…she wants that man gone😂
Brood Mother will be most upset!
To be fair, that is a common feeling about the guy.
BrOoD mOtHeR iS vErY mAd 😡💢🤬
@@michaelmoolick9419 he’s my favorite character lol. “i am so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a week, i am SO hip that i have trouble seeing over my pelvis!”
Hitchickers guide to the galaxy is such a good book
Beeblebrox is on thin f*cking ice
Bro seems like the dumb sibling so I assume they've abducted more than one non-cow, Broodmother is probs about to tape Breeblebrox to the ceiling-😭
Yup
“bag of flesh is very attached to piece of fabric” NO ASMR WILL EVER TOP THE JOY THIS LINE BROUGHT ME
Not going to question WHY we have the towel were did they take us from!?
@@CeCe-ps7wy did- did they take us out of the shower????!!!!
CeCe One should always know where one's towel is - it's probably the most useful thing an interstellar traveler can carry. ;)
@@redpanda2858 it’s like 5 minutes in, you must’ve passed out so fast to miss that lmaooo
Ikr
Being called a "not-cow" is somehow very soothing.
I felt that
So is “bag of flesh” 🥵
Or “infant cow”
Especially if you know where gelatin comes from 😮
It really is. Bag of Flesh is honestly kind of soothing the way Alien Amy says it too... it just hits different.
Alien: “Shush, everything is ok”
Me: “Oh is it ok?! Is everything ok?! Because I’m still up here in this ship, millions of miles from home! Being forced to eat alien Jell-O! And suffering with bruised self esteem cause y’all thought I was a cow!
It's 3 am and I laughed so hard- XD
😂
Now, now Patrick we’ve all had a bit of a time up here, its no reason to blow your top
😂
I can't stop laughing-
Yea but I likd Jell-O
"There is a bag of wind inside of you" sounded like either an ominous warning or some sort of prophecy fulfillment
"So you are an airbender"
Technically we all are
Or passing gas
I said "I don't think she knows what lungs are 😐😐😐"
She said lungs in the last video
Also given that cows also have lungs
19:50
“Follow light not cow”
A few seconds later:
“Look over here bag of flesh” 😂
Ikr😂 but we are made of *Flesh*
@@xxflayioxx2031 ikr but- are we a BAG of flesh HmmMmMmMmMmMmM
ThAtS gOt Me ThInKiNg
She likes to be precise. I appreciate that about her.
n Do you ever feel
Like a Fleshtic bag
@@RennieAsh stuck in a alien ship
I really like this series. Having someone just genuinely curious about you and wanting to study you for the sake of getting to understand you better… it feels nice
I feel the same waya
You INFJ?
Like friendship! At least, I think so...
@@youraveragewallflower6885 me too
@@outsider.03 i am lol i feel the same as op
“I spoke with Broodmother and you are in trouble” gives me the vibe of “I told Mom”
Having 3 younger siblings "I told mom " is on the scariest thing I've heard in my life 😂
@@togahimiko8156 or just in general hearing “MOOOOOM!” as the younger child goes off to snitch
@@madamemaramay YESS every possible scenario runs through your head 😂😂😂
*MOOOOOM!!* BEEBLEBROX ABDUCTED A HUMAN!!
_AGAIN?!_
*AGAIN!*
Yep
the beef with beebelbrox is so funny for no reason.
“I spoke with brood-mother,
you are in trouble 😒”
She wants Beeblebrox DEAD.
Not gonna lie Beeblebrox mistaking me for a cow hurt my feelings. I'm glad he's in trouble with Brood Mother!
no infant cow
Yeah and even worse, an infant cow 😔
@@ronaldbabyba-dabuhbuhbuh7117 THAT HURTS MORE SOMEHOW😭
@@F3L1XLUVRbut baby cows are adorable-
Alien: "Not cow."
Me: "Yes, for I am in fact a horse. Just look at my long face."
I wondered where you were going with that lol
Maybe my girlfriend would love me if I had certain long qualities of a horse.
@@grug2759 believe in the possibilities of modern surgeries lol
Jean from aot joined the chat xD
@@builtdifferently485 don’t worry I was joking I don’t even have a girlfriend
I never thought being called a “not-cow” would be so confident boosting 🥰
Yeah and then we were called “bag of flesh” 🤣
*Me thinking I’m the only one that thought that*🙃
@@stacymcclinton8801 i though it was back of flesh.
@@TheGalacticWest okay new name
" *Back* of flesh"
*TIMESTAMPS*
only bc i didnt see anyone else do them 😁
Im soooo sorry I did this so late but if you're seeing this then you can't get enough of this video either (also i mainly did this for my self as well)
0:00 - Beeblebrox is in trouble
0:42 - Pre-Inspection
1:56 - Inspection Starts (i think?)
2:17 - Dinner time!!
5:03 - Heart/ lung Inspection
7:03 - Let us get a little clo *SER*
10:07 - Replacement Slime on Skin
13:43 - Pores are stimulated
15:40 - Looking with light up nasal cavity
16:37 - Replacement Slime up nasal cavity
19:30 - Checking Eyes (ooo light triggers)
22:16 - Replacement Slime on Eyes
24:24 - Smell Test
26:35 - Checking Ears (personal favorite)
28:41 - Getting another closer look (another personal favorite)
30:40 - Searching though Hair
34:20 - Results
35:45 - Ending
If anything is incorrect please correct me and i will double check 😁
Ty
I abs love how you decided to name each of those 🤣🤣🤣 but specially love the first one and "pores are stimulated" im dying
Thank you!!!! I always appreciate when someone takes the time to do this.
glad to know that you also find the ear inspection a favorite! I do too and I really want her to do more😌
“Hello not-cow”
Me: Moo?
“Shhh everything is alright”
I love the Douglas Addams reference. A towel and "Do not panic". You are genius
Also the NPC's name being Beeblebrox.
I'm surprised so many seem to have missed this. Very cleverly snuck in and a nice touch for sure
@@blazeclarke Not everyone is familiar with Douglas Adams' 5 book 'trilogy'.
...sadly, and unfortunately. ;)
@@darkwyve, sad that many don't know the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.
@@enoughothis ahem I do it's 42
This is my favorite character. Something about the way she talks is amazing.
I also love that every experiment she attempts on us could very well kill us because alien food and substances
24:51 as a chemist. I mast say. Never ever smell a bottle like that if you dont know what it is. If you want to smell chemicals. Wave you hand above the opening then smell from 10cm or so distant. This make it less heavy on the noise. Because some smells can be harsh. Try ammonia. Or worse butyric acid. You will fall backwards if you smell with a full noise.
Be safe
How should one consume the “drink me” bottle in Alice in Wonderland?
@@futuristicgirl14chemist dont have protocol for drinking. As drinking chemicals whould serverly shorten your livespan.
@@rubikfan1 but
.
.
Chemical tasty :DD
@@siradmin6791 This has to be the most valid reason to drink a suspicious "Drink Me" potion ever...
@@xirion3567 if potion bad
Why it look colorful? :(
1:25 "A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry." One should always know where one's towel is.
That’s probably what she was referring to
I love the reference :)
*My childhood intensifies*
SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
POV: we have the towel because we got abducted from the shower when we JUST JUUUUSSSTTT got out
@@AlcoholicDrunkDriver ey, kinda thought that too, but wouldn't aliens strip your belongings anyway
The way it sounds like she combined “inspect” and “investigate” into “inspestigate” in the first couple minutes is adorable
I did not realize that's what she was saying thank you for bringing this to my attention
Today on “useless science knowledge I got from RUclips”: the reason mammals do not breathe through their skin is because the concentration of oxygen in our atmosphere isn’t high enough for diffusion to work for anything larger than a bug. On a planet with a denser, more oxygen-rich atmosphere, an intelligent insect-like people is plausible!
oh my god
Just got extreme starship trooper chills from reading that
Anyone got Qu vibes from “inelegant insect-like life”?
yea!! i was hyped hearing her say that we're probably not used to the concentration of oxygen on her ship because they'd need that to sustain their size! (the moist skin helps as well i would think, like an amphibian or something)
related fun science fact - that's the reason there were huge bugs during the carboniferous and permian periods back in prehistoric days. there was a boom in oxygen production that allowed arthropods to become absolutely massive. when oxygen levels dropped, the larger bugs died out.
Mammals arnt the only ones that dont breath through their skin...
You bet I'm attached to that piece of fabric, it's an incredibly useful tool, and all hitchhikers should always have their piece of fabric close at hand!
I was wondering if she was doing a Hitchhiker's reference!
@@christianschoff2490 Towels are indeed amazing!
Alien: "Not-cow continues to moo like cow"
Me: "No, that's called speech - I'm talking to you..."
Alien: "Curious..."
Plot twist: cows speak to alien visitors and tell them secrets about the government
Plot twist: Alien speaks cow and tells them what happens to their milk
What if we're talking english but they are trapping us in a abductor cage where we talk cow language
@@Jamesmartel16 omfg- i think you onto something (you're welcome for you're comment like)
@@squidle7812 government counter acts with robot pigeons spying earth
Yesss a sequel! The “infant cow?” has become an inside joke between my and my partner :)
Loool omg I love that!!
@@AmyKayASMR omg wow love you asmr end you haircut
I probably would have went with “not-cow”, but “infant cow” works too.
@qeuarfbhq3iwushbq huh???
@qeuarfbhq3iwushbq bruh- why ú-ù
Me and my twin use "who abducted this" "who's cow is this" when someone we don't know comes and knocks on the front door now lol
The said person who comes knocking and being called "cow" 👁️👄👁️
LMAO
@@keshakep295 Yep xD
@@lillylouu we do it from like the other room after they leave so they don't hear it lol
omg when she took the towel away and then suddenly gave it back and told me not to panic i just burst into tears like omg for some reason that was so soothing
You shall not touch my belongings especially not my 3ft stuffed animal I use that for snuggling
"This is not cow! We only abduct cow!"
-Alien trying their best
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it!!
The exasperation in her voice when she says "We only abduct cow!" Is superb.
0:11
“This is not cow”
Everyone named kao:😦
LMAOOO
🪑🪑
🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑 ah con razón
oh my god XD
“Gargling sounds, *SWHEHENDJDJDS* like that”
That was so funny to me :’)
"Nod in agreement or moo, I do not mind"
I will moo, not because you gave me the choice but because it seems more fun
MOO!!! MOO!!!
yes.
"We meet again, not-cow"
Me, spitting out the grass I was chewing: "SHIT, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY-?!"
Mustve been that Jello
It seems there's an imposter... a-MOO-ng us
@Joel Coleman me too
That whole sentence is a Mood
I think you mean a Moo-d
Alien: So... you are not cow?
"Moo."
Alien: *visible confusion*
Møø
Mooo
Alien: So...... you no cow??
Me: *"ANDROID NOTIFICATION SOUND"*
Oom.
300th like 😃
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Jello (I think...)
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Writing
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Face close up "very interesting,"
9:02 - 9:18
Writing
9:47 - 9:59
Cap pops and tapping
10:00 - 10:04
Pumping
10:06 - 10:45
Rubbing hands together
10:51 - 13:44
Moisturizing face
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Checking face
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Checking our nasal cavities
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Liquid shaking
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Cap Popping and qutip
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Clicking flashlight/Checking eyes and "what is this?"
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Cap Popping and wetting eye
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Testing sense of smell
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Writing
the fact that she just tries her best to understand and be kind to us is amazing. I feel well loved.
I like to imagine Beeblebrox as a flustered worker who was never able to abduct anything on his first day.
He was ready to tell Amy's character he brought nothing, but was forced to just claim us (maybe he caught us climbing the ship for curiosity reasons) or else he would've had nothing to show to Brood Mother.
or maybe not flustered actually, i think he thinks he's too smart to be abducting cows for a living and probably aspires for more. He might be a sly thief kind of character. Like an alien with the personality of a Khajiit, or the Racoon from the guardians of the galaxy.
Too lazy to do this menial job he finds no value in, but could easily accomplish it if he actually wanted to.
@@seignee no lol the character is zapphod beeblebrox from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and he's cool as fuck and also the president of the galaxy she references the book a bunch more times so thats obviously who shes talking about
It's not that deep
My headcanon is that Beeblebrox was kinda tired that day when they realised they had to abduct a cow RIGHT NOW but didn't find one, and as another commenter said (bad day to wear the view onesie) we were simply wearing a cow onesie and happened to be near and Beeblebrox just thought "Ah screw it this will do"
And that's my story xD
@@whizzwhizzx3 no fun allowed
"Not Cow" is a term that my friend uses for humans at her animal Sanctuary, Critter Creek Farm Sanctuary. It was cute hearing that term here!
Can you pat a cow on the head and say I said hi please?
I honestly would love to see a new continuation of this. Like years after the the video of the final examination where they meet again and she's learned a lot more about humans
I’m so relieved that I still have my towel with me, the Guide is clear about never going to space without it
Don't Panic.
Ah greeting fellow hitchhikers, glad to see we have our towels and that the babel fish provided seem to be working well
*wakes up in alien spaceship* "Oh, no. Not again."
I scream-laughed when the first word out of her mouth was Beeblebrox. This will all end in tears, I just know it, even if I am a hoopy frood.
So long and thanks for all the fish!
“You want me to call you human? No no no, that wouldn’t make sense; you poor thing, must be confused and delirious.”
Damn you, already establishing lore and mysteries for the series. Guess I’ll have to keep tuning in now.
Makes you wonder. What does she mean by that exactly?
Based on the references to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Beeblebrox, the towel, "Don't Panic"), I'm guessing the Earth might have been destroyed as it was in the first book
@@beanamatic1876 What-
@@user-gn1td5ts9m throughout the video she makes a lot of references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a book that starts with the Earth going bye bye. So, it may have been just another reference, like, you can't be human if the Earth is gone along with all of humanity. Only dolphins would remain from Earth. And cows apparently.
@@ahdiwjnaydjjs Ohhhh, alright now that makes sense
"If not cow, then what?"
Me:"I'm a pterodactyl"
*screeches*
Onistly I had know idea what a Pterodactyl was then I was like "oh-".. I'm dumb
Technically it would be Pteranodon not Pterodactyl
Same bro I’m a pterodactyl
*screeches*
Mood
@@Alisibeth_Talia212 honestly
This is my new favorite series 🐮 I love your sense of humor :D
Ahhh thank youuuu for watching 😊💜 you are so sweet!!!
I love how whenever she casts a shadow she becomes green! That’s such a lovely, unintended touch!!
Whaaaaaaaaaa?
@@gladius_arbor look at the shadows on her face.
dude how did i not notice this sooner? it’s so obvious
It is cool but that’s just color theory babes.
I am like 90% sure that the background noise is a warp engine from star trek.
I used to listen to the enterprise D's warp engines to go to sleep because star trek is always comforting for me, so this is very relaxing.
The voice and mannerisms of this character are so soothing, I keep coming back here every night to fall asleep
Same.
I always fall asleep to this.
"I don't want you in pain", she's so sweet, my favorite alien ever. She tries to take care of us.
If I don’t stop being called “bag of flesh” I’m going to remove my bones.
Personally I prefer the term
r/rarethreats?
That’s it, no one else is allowed to like this comment. I can only fit so many people in the Boneless Van.
@@americanpidgeot6486 boneless van-
Wouldn't you still be a bag of flesh, just dead and more malleable if you removed all your bones???
My goodness, why is hearing a gentle spoken "moo" so relaxing?
"Hoo-man? No, no...you're delirious..."
Me: I bet Beeblebrox would've listened to me 😒
Hahahaha nice
Me in the background: "I am right here! Rude!"
@Ice-cream demon *again?-*
🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
BUT BEEBLEBROX WOULDN'T GIVE YOU ACCESS TO THE WEED STASH,WOULD HE!?!
I ain’t even gonna lie, this is one of my all time favorite asmr videos. For some reason I always fall asleep to it and not any other video.
Imagine, all we actually hear is alien talk..
Alien- “blee woo mon zer mer waa dee moo”
Me- “What in the intergalactic space mumbo-jumbo is she saying… an why is she mooing at me”
TARDIS translation matrix
Sounds like Sims noise to me lmfaoo
Oml I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 🤣
Babelfish
When I drown my sim be like:
Never before has the word “moo” sounded more adorable.
“Moo”
I need a whole frickin series of this. This is the MOST I've EVER tingled, and I don't even tingle that much.
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TIMESTAMPS
I have already used these timestamps on my second account and its a pain looking for the comment every single time so im just uploading the timestamps on my main lol
0:00 - Beeblebrox is in trouble
0:42 - Pre-Inspection
1:56 - Inspection Starts (i think?)
2:17 - Dinner time!!
5:03 - Heart/ lung Inspection
7:03 - Let us get a little clo SER
10:07 - Replacement Slime on Skin
13:43 - Pores are stimulated
15:40 - Looking with light up nasal cavity
16:37 - Replacement Slime up nasal cavity
19:30 - Checking Eyes (ooo light triggers)
22:16 - Replacement Slime on Eyes
24:24 - Smell Test
26:49 - Checking Ears (personal favorite)
28:41 - Getting another closer look (another personal favorite)
30:40 - Searching though Hair (yet another personal favorite)
34:20 - Results
35:45 - Ending
If anything is incorrect please correct me and i will double check 😁
I'm getting way too attached to her, I just imagine a small child enjoying the slime while being examined and giggling at her.
WAIT THAT'S SO CUTE WHAT
HOLD UP THAT MAKES SENSE
Ok now that's too cute
Aaaawwww that’s cute 😩🥺
y'know what I'd watch this if it was a movie. Reminds me of plots of older movies. All sci-fi and stuff.
AAAAAA "PIECE OF FABRIC" IS OUR TOWEL AND BEEBLEBROX STOLE US WET AND NAKED FROM THE SHOWER 😂😂😂
Hahah no no no it's a reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 😆 I'd never leave you exposed that that 🤣
OH NO 🤣🤣 That would be hilarious, tho
@@AmyKayASMR
THAT'S why he's named Beeblebrox!
Thank God I’m not the only one thinking that🤣
@@AmyKayASMR Does that mean we can expect you to give us a toothbrush? Or some biscuits?
I deep down knew that singing "Moo" by Doja Cat in the middle of the night could be possibly a bad idea and here I'm abducted by aliens
“say moo”
aw thats so wholesome!
qwq its so cutee i loved this one!
Alien: "Broodmother is very interested in this one"
A small yellow child on a bus: "-Chuckle- He's in danger"
Small yellow child 😭
Small yellow not-cow.
I think you mean a Simpsons character?
Lol
@@teahmartinsaw2182 You put some respect on Ralph Wiggum's name.
Amy Alien: "You're not a cow..."
Me: "Doja Cat says otherwise."
(My probing was less traumatic and more soothing than expected)
Oh my god lol that's a good one
“If not cow, then what?”
I am real man, would you like to go skateboards?
i understood that reference
I got that lol
We would love to go skateboards
_whispers_ skateboards...
@@zodiack1llano548 I understood THAT reference
Normally if I heard someone call me a “bag of flesh” I’d be terrified but in this case it’s actually very nice and funny-
OMG YESS ANOTHER ONE WOOOHOO
you have no idea how many times i rewatched the first one
Frrr
Riiiight! One of my all time favorites
ikrr
Beeblebrox should know more than he's letting on... Well depends how many pan galactic gargle blasters hes had, the hoopy frood!
Hitchhiker's guide reference... epik, at least I think it is
💜💜💜💜💜 (most constructive comment ever)
Its still a great comment 😊💖
Hi
Mhmh
“Very good my cow very good”
That part was making me laugh so much.
I don’t know why, but being called not cow is genuinely very relaxing. I feel safe 😌
Alien: "If not-cow then what are you?"
me: "I am from a galaxy far far away...like very far away, on an planet where I learned that Darth Vadar hates sand."
and yogurt
And the stronger weapons si the high ground
Ooo you from Tatooine (is that how you spell it?)
@@TragicTester034 you got it!
Are you a teletubby?
An alien named after Zaphod Beeblebrox and I'm carrying a towel? This is officially the best video on the internet, I've read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe (Galaxy) at least 10 times!
I have watched this video like 18-19 nights and I have never made it all the way to the end without falling asleep
Oh thank god I'm not a cow, I was really worried for a second there.
"Bag of flesh is very attached to fabric" its his blanket, dont steal others blankets man. THEY'RE PRECIOUS
Be me an aspie who needs a specific level of pressure and texture in my blankets to even have a snowballs chance in hell of sleeping
Be alien who tries to take said blankets
End Result=☠️
actually it's a towel. Hitchikers guide to the galaxy reference.
Always carry around a towel with you. Especially on space trips.
Apparently it's more versatile than humans intended use.
@@RandomGerman8008 I thought it was implying we were naked lmao
@@dousc7579 😂
Its probably cold af on that spaceship
This is the longest damn time I've been abducted by aliens when stealing back my neighbour's cow for him. Still, at least these aliens seem friendly enough. Of course I'm not actually a cow.
Alien: Say ah, say moo
Me: I'm not a cow but saying moo here seems like the better option because she is a nice alien. I shall comply. 🤣
Theory: beeblerox abducted a baby human, considering we are "bag" of flesh and not flesh creature, and that we needed to be spoonfed the jello food, and that we were extremely attached to a 'piece of fabric' (probably a blanket) leading me to believe a 'being raised among aliens' series could be a possibility
I don't think a baby would be able to tell her that it's a human haha
@@reese3204 toddler
@@YesFrogYes toddlers don't need to be spoonfed lol
@@reese3204 Disabled toddler
@@YesFrogYes you may be onto something
“It’s ok, bag of flesh”
Yes, I have no bones. I only have organs and skin. I am the living reincarnation of blob
Edit: wow, this got a lot of likes. Thanks ;)
Mate, we don't even have organs nor skin anymore, we're just flesh, no brain, no organs, just flesh, just *_blob_*
Now I wanna watch the blob
*blob*
@@shilomclain8773 have you seen the movie, the blob? Pretty good movie
@@panzercrewman616 yes have seen it, now I just wanna watch it again
Alien: "gurgling sounds"
Alien:
"Æąěűųğh, like that. 😌"
Read this as it was happening in the video
@@Troflin_Productions same bro
Funny enough, so did I. A funny coincidence
2 years later and this is still by far one of my favorite videos that you've done.
When she’s checking our faces, how would she react to face piercings
Alien: Hello not-cow. We meet again.
Me: My name is Starlord
Hello Peter. I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. I'll see myself out. Excuse me. 😂🤣
Who?
@@jeremyfrost2636 Starlord, man. Legendary outlaw?
@@jeremyfrost2636 he’s from marvel
@@luckytidbit6225 I know. The line that Rhyperior Ranger said is followed, in the movie Guardians Of The Galaxy, by Djimon Honsou asking "Who?"
Me laying in bed with my comfort blanket “MY PIECE OF FABRIC!”
Glad I'm not alone
Relatable AF
Its from Hitchhikers guide to the universe
Sameee
Oml same xD
"So this is not cow"
"Finally you understand it has been very disrespectful to be called a cow all the time"
"Hello not cow"
"God fucking damn it really can't be any worse than this"
"How do you feel pack of flesh"
"... I'll try going to earth on foot"
🤣
Lol
I am human
“ human? no no you must be going delirious from tests”
Eat your food and go to sleep”
Bruh Please call me human
I was reading the part of this comment that says how do you feel pack of flesh and then amy said pack of flesh as soon as I started reading the part how do you feel pack of flesh
I thought she said “bag of flesh” lol
I’ve watched these so many times and still haven’t gotten tired of these and I don’t think I ever will tbh
Idk why but I just imagined real aliens watching this like:
Amy Kay: Not cow.
Aliens: write that down, write that down!!
Lol
We are watching this.
PART TWO LETS GOOOO! Part one gave me tingles!
Less goooo
👉😃👈
She started giving praise and head pats and settled into my phone in response. I half expected her to say "Bag of flesh responds positively to touch"
I cant stop coming back to this when i cant sleep, the smiles remind me of my mom coaxing me to sleep when i was younger, its extremely soothing for me in a way
I didn't think being called a "bag of flesh" could be not threatening
"Do you not have... slime producers in your nose?"
Me with a serious cold: .... Are you sure it is my nose you're lookin' at?
Lol i like just had one for like, 3, 2 1/2 weeks maybe probably 3
I hope you get better
@@0DD_FAC3 I'm doin' much better, thank you. Now there's only my throat messin' me with a lil'
LMFAOOOOO I FELT THIS BC IM SICK TOO💔💔💔
Same
There is something so soothing about this series. I hope it continues.
I love how her tone changes when she is speaking to "Not cow" (us), Broodmother, and Beeblebrox 😭😭
“Everything is okay, bag of flesh” THAT HAD ME😭 💀
Plot twist: The Prince and his bodyguard get abducted (side quest).
I imagine the bodyguard saying something like "well, that escalated quickly" after reading a weird text out loud from a demon book
this series reminds me of the Fallout: New Vegas side quest where you get picked up by some aliens
The first part of this quickly became one of my favourites I’m so glad there’s a part 2!!
I like how the Alien is worried about not harming my ears but stuck a q-tip in my eyes.
"Plus many of us have become attached. Very unprofessional. Beeblebrox has come to name it" Awh I feel oddly loved.
I wanna know what he named us 😭
@@angeldustbish me too.
"Elevated heart rate. Most likely from delicacies."
Yeah it couldn't possibly be a beautiful alien girl is touching me to listen to my heart beat. Definitely the food 🥰
Alien: There is some redness here
Me: 😳 no no redness I don't know what you are talking about
Alien: probably dry out
Me: yeah that's it I'm drying out 😅
Bro, I scrolled by this comment as she said it-
Ah yes "hear beat" 🧷🧷🧷🧷🧷🧷
You fool I’m not a cow I’m a lesbian
@@Officer_Soap I thought you were American?
“ I was worried you were going to die-“
Me- “YOU FED ME SOMETHING THAT MIGHT KILL ME?”
“….. from lack of Substance ..”
Me-“ oh.. oh okay.”
"oh.. oh okay," Were you wanting too-
@@avagumm5565 oh.. oh okay. As in like oh phew, thanks goodness. Sort of way!