ASMR Alien Abduction and Full Inspection | Wait, This Being is Not a Cow! 👽🐄

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @AmyKayASMR
    @AmyKayASMR  3 года назад +5083

    1 Like on this Video = 1 Wikipedia Page on Alien Abduction
    Thank you all for watching :) Don't forget to like and subscribe maybe? (❁´◡`❁)
    This video by Daisy Banaisy ASMR was so darn cute it made me want to make an alien ASMR! Please please check it out! I am realizing now that they are really similar so I feel bad so I really hope you all check her out! :ruclips.net/video/VjUBZL3ZsQw/видео.html

    • @mohamedninja85
      @mohamedninja85 3 года назад +26

      I'm so Good see asmr

    • @mrmusicverse
      @mrmusicverse 3 года назад +25

      @@chelseaprincess2933 I found her alien video very confusing to follow (Daisy Banaisy ASMR). I was not able to figure out the plot line.

    • @MrJCVDTC
      @MrJCVDTC 3 года назад +18

      But why cow ????? Are they superior to human like dolphin in H2G2 ?

    • @willfomes406
      @willfomes406 3 года назад +32

      Beeblebrox the creator of The Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster (AKA Intergalactic Absinthe)

    • @jayclark5534
      @jayclark5534 3 года назад +5

      Amazing

  • @changi4729
    @changi4729 3 года назад +7788

    “You look nothing like cow”
    - The nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

    • @kuehnerthanyou3409
      @kuehnerthanyou3409 3 года назад +213

      Bro cows be cute as hell

    • @Suki_Dokidoki
      @Suki_Dokidoki 3 года назад +192

      @@kuehnerthanyou3409 ikr, have you seen baby cows? Cutest shit I’ve ever seen

    • @JustAhri19
      @JustAhri19 3 года назад +63

      @@Suki_Dokidoki i prefer moles, they smol, cute and extremely fluffy

    • @Suki_Dokidoki
      @Suki_Dokidoki 3 года назад +40

      @@JustAhri19 oh yes I agree, they’re super cute too

    • @Suki_Dokidoki
      @Suki_Dokidoki 3 года назад +26

      @@JustAhri19 They kinda look like Tardigrades (Also called Water bears)

  • @ArtoriasB
    @ArtoriasB 3 года назад +7393

    It was clearly the wrong night to have worn the cow onesie

    • @amelliaballard3237
      @amelliaballard3237 3 года назад +174

      BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @longleglarry
      @longleglarry 3 года назад +127

      omg I have a cow onesie too :)))

    • @the.onesamreid
      @the.onesamreid 3 года назад +96

      omg i saw this and i just died laughing and its 1 am on a school night... BAHAHHAIJIHFERNFJENIFDENDFISHIS

    • @mayatheshadowladysublimina7885
      @mayatheshadowladysublimina7885 3 года назад +44

      @@the.onesamreid girl!, it’s 12:14 for me!, and I font wanna wake my mom or my bro! “Insert quite vocoded wheeze”
      😂

    • @juliematthews4874
      @juliematthews4874 3 года назад +33

      It’s 3:00 on a work night and here I sit eating chip watching

  • @adhderallic
    @adhderallic 3 года назад +6627

    "Hold still, cow." has to be the best line in any ASMR video ever.

    • @queenphoenix1133
      @queenphoenix1133 3 года назад +108

      Not the first time I've heard that lol

    • @vexXBloomnip
      @vexXBloomnip 3 года назад +113

      Nicest thing a girl has said to me recently

    • @EmuOtoriInAMountain
      @EmuOtoriInAMountain 3 года назад +85

      "Hey girlie, hold stil'" I will leave

    • @6g882
      @6g882 3 года назад +11

      @@vexXBloomnip same

    • @cloutsider
      @cloutsider 3 года назад +17

      I took that personally

  • @FeliFelt
    @FeliFelt 3 года назад +593

    I love the genuine tone and expression of distress and concern in the beginning at "we only abduct COW! This NOT COW!"

  • @JorisJoestar
    @JorisJoestar 3 года назад +9414

    Being abducted because I was mistaken for a cow is actually one of the more realistic scenarios. Immersion 100

  • @feh_x3
    @feh_x3 3 года назад +2812

    The “WHOSE COW IS THIS???” ended up making me laugh when I was half asleep

  • @GraceNotGurce
    @GraceNotGurce 3 года назад +18768

    It’s just making me giggle thinking about being trapped in a spaceship with a bunch of cows, like: 🐮🐮🐮😐🐮🐮

    • @isaiahdemarce8874
      @isaiahdemarce8874 3 года назад +972

      This is a priceless thought that’ll forever live rent free in my head

    • @ashameddonald6674
      @ashameddonald6674 3 года назад +1092

      What if we’re a cow on a human ship,but the aliens don’t know what a human looks like... 😐😐😐😐🐮😐😐😐

    • @James-bs7zp
      @James-bs7zp 3 года назад +45

      ‘-‘

    • @bluexwings
      @bluexwings 3 года назад +85

      Hahaha Same here! 😂❤

    • @jordyn7470
      @jordyn7470 3 года назад +129

      🐄🐄🐄🧍🏼‍♀️🐄🐄

  • @lucabeard532
    @lucabeard532 2 года назад +2295

    My room: *is quiet*
    Amy: "Say moo."
    My cat: MROW!
    Amy: "Moo."
    Cat: MrOOW!

    • @diecoolenmohren
      @diecoolenmohren 2 года назад +73

      😅Best cat ever

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 2 года назад +35

      Definitely happened.

    • @FlorianRasputin
      @FlorianRasputin 2 года назад

      I always make noises like:
      MDVVFLEBFLNALYBAIZWWWZJWVFLSBWOYJAKFOWIDPLAXÖBSKFJSNAKXKSBFK
      (Basically eldritch language)

    • @Alinda1308
      @Alinda1308 2 года назад +16

      🤣

    • @Chippys_comments
      @Chippys_comments 2 года назад +21

      R/Untrustworthypoptarts

  • @henkkamatikaine2808
    @henkkamatikaine2808 3 года назад +3514

    Nothing quite like being called a cow for half an hour straight and almost falling asleep to it.

  • @MrFerchin12
    @MrFerchin12 3 года назад +2576

    I love the fact that an alien couldnt find a cow, and instead took a human and said “It’s a baby cow?” As an explanation 😂

    • @coffeetastesreallygood
      @coffeetastesreallygood Год назад +21

      its like my work excuses- "why didnt u come in on wendesday" "sorry it was [insert holiday of culture or religion i dont partake in but know somebody who does]" my boss doesnt like me :D

  • @lapsedgoth
    @lapsedgoth 3 года назад +9776

    Anxiety level: pretending to be cow so alien doesn't get fired for abducting a not cow.

    • @RKX17
      @RKX17 3 года назад +351

      I really don't want to see a "not cow" considering what I've heard about not dear...

    • @attilacishar
      @attilacishar 3 года назад +70

      Really high

    • @jonbruce9709
      @jonbruce9709 3 года назад +192

      "..get fired for abducting not cow"🤣😂 I love that

    • @ashmelech.r6911
      @ashmelech.r6911 3 года назад +70

      Moo?

    • @AlonePringles
      @AlonePringles 3 года назад +37

      okay but like.. YES.

  • @psyche_therainsilk
    @psyche_therainsilk 2 года назад +878

    I love how the alien is just like:
    “Cow, please moo”
    “Cow, hold out hooves please”
    Like, do the regular cows respond? At least she had manners. :)

    • @isabellacronin4312
      @isabellacronin4312 Год назад +10

      Fr

    • @pastel_moth_guts
      @pastel_moth_guts Год назад +21

      Disney princess energy

    • @creacontusmanos1172
      @creacontusmanos1172 8 месяцев назад +14

      I dont think they actually test the cows if they look like cows. Because it's like this: 🐮🐮🐮😨🐮🐮🐮, Just saying nothing rude btw

  • @cherry_blossom5372
    @cherry_blossom5372 3 года назад +2241

    Let's appreciate that the human is actually going moo when it can actually talk. I think its because this is so relaxing.

  • @patrickh3895
    @patrickh3895 3 года назад +3002

    Amy: “whose cow is that?!”
    Me: “y’all abducted me because you thought I was a cow?!?!…….mannnn I didn’t ask for me or my self esteem to get abducted today but here we are….”

    • @slade6257
      @slade6257 3 года назад +6

      500,000 mulawns ...dear God

    • @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
      @FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 3 года назад +12

      First time for everything soldier

    • @IGoByBeastbb
      @IGoByBeastbb 3 года назад +12

      @Queen Elsa get out of here

    • @aaron_64
      @aaron_64 3 года назад +9

      Well atleast she didn't think you looked anything like a cow

    • @TurboBronco239
      @TurboBronco239 4 месяца назад

      It was Beeblebrox, plus, she says early that we don't look like cow, so don't worry 😊

  • @nicolegozzi1624
    @nicolegozzi1624 3 года назад +2564

    “That’s a very weird moo”
    EXCUSE YOU that was my best attempt.

  • @swahilimaster
    @swahilimaster 3 года назад +2044

    I like to think humans are nearly identical to her species biologically, but the lack of face dots makes us somehow entirely unrecognizable and alien to her.
    Also I can picture them doing this exact exam on every cow regardless of response from the cow.

    • @TheMentorOfMomos
      @TheMentorOfMomos 2 года назад +243

      Oh my god that makes so much sense, THE POINTS TRIGGER THEIR FACIAL RECOGNITION

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren 2 года назад +109

      I know. They are very intelligent and so clueless and I love it

    • @KPBN13
      @KPBN13 2 года назад +58

      I don’t think they know that human species exist? 🤔🤔🧐🧐 just cow and chicken??

    • @Bobbiecole.mom1218
      @Bobbiecole.mom1218 2 года назад +51

      when we look exactly like broodmother:🤭

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB 2 года назад +47

      My money is on her seeing a different range of light, if her eyes even work like that. Yours is funnier, though.

  • @spiritgaming4866
    @spiritgaming4866 3 года назад +3719

    She’s so darn cute she tells the “cow” when she is about to do something so it’s not in distress🥺

  • @MoffinMouse
    @MoffinMouse 3 года назад +4869

    Me: ah yes I shall settle down with some ASMR
    Amy: *WHO’S COW IS THAT*

  • @vividesu9943
    @vividesu9943 3 года назад +583

    when she said “breathe cow, like this [breathes] but with cow lungs” i woke up from half asleep laughing. never knew i needed this video until i found it 🥲🥰

  • @doctor_disco1334
    @doctor_disco1334 3 года назад +136

    “say moo” has to be one of my favourite asmr lines ever - it’s weirdly comforting

  • @pokemonmaster185
    @pokemonmaster185 3 года назад +1343

    What a day to be named Kao the biggest misunderstanding ever made by the aliens

    • @JulieandWill
      @JulieandWill 3 года назад +93

      I guess the person who abducted you wasn't wrong...well other then they had the wrong kinda of `cow`

    • @elizabethedmonds8127
      @elizabethedmonds8127 2 года назад +36

      @@JulieandWill THEY FOUND A KAO, GOSH DARN IT, THEY DID EXACTLY WHAT WAS ASKED OF THEM 😤😤😤

    • @kaukau217
      @kaukau217 10 месяцев назад +5

      As a fellow Kau, this happens more often than you think. 🤷‍♀️

  • @WidthTomJones
    @WidthTomJones 3 года назад +2901

    I like to think we played along just because we felt bad if we were responsible for getting someone fired

    • @mars7609
      @mars7609 3 года назад +55

      Idk why i figured it was a baby

    • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
      @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 года назад +73

      Definitely something I’d do + I’d be highly interested in how they would figure out if I was a cow or not

    • @analogicparadox
      @analogicparadox 3 года назад +106

      I don't want Beeplebrox to get reported to the brood mother :/

    • @facelesssmoon9765
      @facelesssmoon9765 3 года назад +13

      I’d be bored and just go with it or I’d be happy to skip work

    • @KeitieKalopsia
      @KeitieKalopsia 3 года назад +48

      @@mars7609 she did say at the beginning that we were small and bald (01:29)
      She did inspect our hair later, so maybe we weren’t bald after all, idk
      Edit: it turns out she called us bald bc we’re not fuzzy. We’re still “small” though, but it might just be in comparison to a whole cow.

  • @kevinmandrile5074
    @kevinmandrile5074 3 года назад +2461

    Alien: "It doesn't look anything like cow." 👽
    Me: "Thank God!" 😅 😂

    • @randomowlondrugs6319
      @randomowlondrugs6319 3 года назад +10

      @Queen Elsa Elsa how you and Anna doing

    • @laneyy8631
      @laneyy8631 3 года назад +7

      @Queen Elsa Yo how’s life in that forest

    • @ghostie3069
      @ghostie3069 3 года назад +5

      @Queen Elsa is Honeymaren your girlfriend yet?

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 3 года назад +1

      She will get confused when she learned that a baby cow is a calf and a bodypart on the leg is called the calf

    • @vortex3574
      @vortex3574 3 года назад +1

      F14 Tomcat cool

  • @Scardy
    @Scardy 2 года назад +167

    Also, imagine them trying to give a cow a bunch of instructions.
    👽 “Say moo”
    🐮 “moo”
    👽 “Good, they understand language”

  • @ArcticGaming133
    @ArcticGaming133 3 года назад +4202

    I like to think that the only reason I didn’t just say, “I’m a human actually,” is because I was so bored of my day that I just decided to play along with this and only say “moo” when asked to.

    • @flaoro
      @flaoro 3 года назад +258

      No we heard her talking to her friend and realized that someone could get fired over this

    • @lary_uwu6027
      @lary_uwu6027 3 года назад +179

      "at least im not at work"

    • @zahraseeto193
      @zahraseeto193 3 года назад +20

      Same

    • @p.j.9404
      @p.j.9404 3 года назад +18

      I also played along

    • @fannysmeller
      @fannysmeller 3 года назад

      If you audibly respond to asmr videos you’re a loser

  • @oatmealpony
    @oatmealpony 3 года назад +1074

    really hoping for a sequel to this in which the alien abducts what they think is a human, but it becomes very apparent that they actually accidentally abducted a cow

    • @echiyu
      @echiyu 3 года назад +9

      💯

    • @Fidoragirl235
      @Fidoragirl235 3 года назад +9

      Here's the sequel ruclips.net/video/WT5xN2DWdz0/видео.html

    • @BoyfrndStlr
      @BoyfrndStlr 3 года назад +2

      YESSS

  • @echo932
    @echo932 3 года назад +670

    "infant cow?? 👁👁" baby cows are adorable this is the best compliment ever

  • @LesbianCryptid
    @LesbianCryptid 2 года назад +320

    Is it just me who *loves* the constant spaceship buzz in the background?😍

    • @Finfun155
      @Finfun155 2 года назад +10

      well crap, we will be in the backrooms soon

    • @VNG_oof
      @VNG_oof Год назад +4

      It was great on my iPad but now on my phone the hum is more like a loud buzzing of a bee

    • @itsp4nd428
      @itsp4nd428 Год назад +7

      It like I just joined an Among us lobby💁‍♀️

  • @evayle3083
    @evayle3083 3 года назад +3126

    This definitely needs a “taking care of the possible cow” sequel!!! Loved this!!
    Edit: Holy "cow"! 😂 That's a lot of likes lol thank you!

    • @quentin927
      @quentin927 3 года назад +24

      After the Witcher, the butcher?

    • @mxragnarok3986
      @mxragnarok3986 3 года назад +3

      @@quentin927 🤣🤣🤣

    • @unholysheepgod1293
      @unholysheepgod1293 3 года назад +28

      Like lovingly or.... Otherwise? Because I would prefer lovingly ^~^'

    • @idiotbutransrights
      @idiotbutransrights 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @evayle3083
      @evayle3083 3 года назад +11

      @@unholysheepgod1293 Oh goodness lol lovingly 😂😂😂 like feeding us or something!

  • @lirakimyona
    @lirakimyona 3 года назад +546

    I love how she just asks us to do things and we respond, as if there would be nothing odd about a cow doing that.

    • @eshbyesh
      @eshbyesh 3 года назад +15

      SAY MOO

    • @Stage4autism
      @Stage4autism 2 года назад +34

      @@eshbyesh
      Moo
      "Follow light"
      Okay
      "What?"
      Moo
      "Oh, okay, nevermind then."

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren 2 года назад +28

      More intriguing is how she refers to English as Cow, implying that the cows speak English

  • @eykyra
    @eykyra 3 года назад +1812

    The alien: looks like a human itself
    Also the alien, looking at a human: *You sure it's an infant cow?*

    • @jjaayy3063
      @jjaayy3063 3 года назад +205

      I have a theory for this , they are actually just like very wildly different beings and present at the most familiar thing to you just from ur appearance / your memory depending on how intelligent the alien is so we look human are used to humans and it presents as human but for cows it’ll show as maybe another cow or their farmer or something and for some very introverted humans they’ll get a cat or a dog or something unusual

    • @eykyra
      @eykyra 3 года назад +28

      @@jjaayy3063 Wow that's a very cool idea!

    • @madenusa2667
      @madenusa2667 3 года назад +30

      @@jjaayy3063 I have a theory
      Bush did 9/11

    • @fork6761
      @fork6761 3 года назад +21

      @@madenusa2667 You might be on to something

    • @6g882
      @6g882 3 года назад +4

      Exactly lmao

  • @keeprkyd
    @keeprkyd 2 года назад +77

    i can’t tell you how happy the brown noise in the back is making me

    • @kampfh7150
      @kampfh7150 Год назад +31

      Brown noise? What's that? "Relaxing tones that'll make you shit"?

    • @Iliketurtles597
      @Iliketurtles597 Год назад +10

      @@kampfh7150 I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS 😭 (it’s a diff version of white noise too Lmfaooooo)

  • @discontinuedchannel994
    @discontinuedchannel994 3 года назад +3312

    “Wait, this being is not a cow!”
    Uh.....moo?

    • @shriekingskeleton
      @shriekingskeleton 3 года назад +35

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @katelin9644
      @katelin9644 3 года назад +16

      @@shriekingskeleton dr strange!!! You watch asmr when ur off duty of trying to save the world?!??

    • @johnathanmanfre4769
      @johnathanmanfre4769 3 года назад +20

      @@katelin9644 helps him astral project more kalm

    • @MrBAILIES
      @MrBAILIES 3 года назад +3

      If it means she/it will keep me I’m all in for role playing lol

    • @lou2288
      @lou2288 3 года назад +1

      This made laugh so much XD

  • @paganparanormal7655
    @paganparanormal7655 3 года назад +2246

    Alien: "We only abduct cows. This is not a cow!"
    Me: "My mother would disagree completely. Keeps saying I need the gym."

  • @sammuelhodges9025
    @sammuelhodges9025 3 года назад +507

    This roleplay was SOOOOO PRECIOUS! She's so sweet and innocent. The panic at the beginning was just so cute! Would love to see her in the future again, if possible. 😁

    • @suckingonsuga9061
      @suckingonsuga9061 3 года назад +6

      I too, love to see people panic.

    • @ssnightshade
      @ssnightshade 3 года назад +5

      Quote "the panic at the beginning was just so cute!"...... I'm calling Hotch Morgan and Reid

    • @suckingonsuga9061
      @suckingonsuga9061 3 года назад +2

      @@ssnightshade Mmm Dr. Spencer Reid can profile me any day.

    • @BrittyHope
      @BrittyHope 3 года назад

      @@suckingonsuga9061 🤣

    • @starquill__
      @starquill__ 2 года назад +1

      WHOSE COW IS THIS???

  • @faequeentitania
    @faequeentitania 2 года назад +85

    I've lost track of how many times I've watched this. So freaking cute, so amusing, so relaxing. One of my absolute favorite ASMR series for sure. ❤🐄🐮

  • @oliviasmith6511
    @oliviasmith6511 3 года назад +544

    "keeps trying to communicate in ways that aren't moo" LMAO

  • @jadenmurphy872
    @jadenmurphy872 3 года назад +507

    "I must investigate." Proceeds to put on gloves.
    Nervous whispering: I'd prefer if you didn't

    • @gacha_1883
      @gacha_1883 3 года назад +9

      I thought the same thing...
      😅😅😅

    • @gacha_1883
      @gacha_1883 3 года назад +6

      @@Kululu737 ok, glad to know that mentally stable people still exist
      🙂🙂🙂

    • @qxia_3142
      @qxia_3142 3 года назад +1

      @@gacha_1883 what does that have to do with someones mental stability?

    • @aaaXD263
      @aaaXD263 3 года назад +1

      I don’t get it pls explain 😭

    • @gacha_1883
      @gacha_1883 3 года назад +4

      @@aaaXD263 one word: colonoscopy

  • @LivLilac
    @LivLilac 3 года назад +501

    “This being is not a cow!!”
    Yeah…the jury’s still out on that one.

  • @RedJohnston1
    @RedJohnston1 Год назад +20

    I can't believe this series is still going 2 years later i love the new vid

  • @Hero-le9jb
    @Hero-le9jb 3 года назад +2218

    This video was so realistic I got a link to a Wikipedia page about alien abduction. Seriously, under the title there is an alien abduction wiki page link.

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  3 года назад +553

      Omg what lol? Weird

    • @SilverSkylark
      @SilverSkylark 3 года назад +148

      Yeah same, I was very confused

    • @JD-km5ot
      @JD-km5ot 3 года назад +85

      I got the same link too

    • @Hero-le9jb
      @Hero-le9jb 3 года назад +240

      @@AmyKayASMR My guess is to stop spreading misinformation. Goddamn ASMRtists trying to prove aliens are real with their sounds.

    • @Stefanie_T.
      @Stefanie_T. 3 года назад +70

      I even got the article in the german version, since I'm in Germany.

  • @thrrashed2423
    @thrrashed2423 3 года назад +475

    Alien: This not Cow
    Me: Yes not Cow
    Alien: Infant cow?
    Me: NO NO NO NO.....NOT COW NOT COW NO

    • @b.f.2461
      @b.f.2461 3 года назад +30

      Beeblebrox says you are cow.

    • @masonmerris2711
      @masonmerris2711 3 года назад +23

      @@b.f.2461 Beeblebrox is lazy, incompetent, fool

    • @sukoch.3062
      @sukoch.3062 3 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHA the best comment

  • @yGKeKe
    @yGKeKe 3 года назад +400

    The fact that the algorithm automatically linked this video to wikipedia is hilarious.
    Edit: In the interest of fairness, I've decided this video should also be linked to a wikipedia article about cows.

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, it's super hilarious. I kinda wanna read the article every time it comes up in these videos. 🤣🤣

    • @KosmosDream
      @KosmosDream 3 года назад

      Time to get an X-Flies poster with the slogan, “I want to Believe.”

    • @skye_therandom2.048
      @skye_therandom2.048 3 года назад

      Well I found that out just now

  • @IrisIsHere808
    @IrisIsHere808 Год назад +36

    “Who’s cow is that?” has the same energy as “Who’s horse is that?”

  • @sierabowen8
    @sierabowen8 3 года назад +2097

    Alternate title: “Starfire thinks you’re an infant cow 🐮”

    • @theapuiu1210
      @theapuiu1210 3 года назад +51

      Now thats Something awesome. But i think She would recognise a human since she was in Earth

    • @MrBiggyfoot69
      @MrBiggyfoot69 3 года назад +38

      @@theapuiu1210 but has she seen a baby cow?

    • @insanic2917
      @insanic2917 3 года назад +9

      lol

    • @qxia_3142
      @qxia_3142 3 года назад +19

      @@theapuiu1210 what if it was before she came to earth and was exiled by her sister?

    • @wolfpackgames7347
      @wolfpackgames7347 3 года назад +5

      @@MrBiggyfoot69 no

  • @SxgarySwxet
    @SxgarySwxet 3 года назад +137

    I love how she’s so calm and gentle and asks politely for things and tells what she’s doing to make sure we’re not nervous or spooked

  • @beth9485
    @beth9485 3 года назад +479

    I love this, honestly, the start was so cute "this not cow" is the nicest thing anyone's said to me and "I report you to brood mother" made me chuckle, poor alien 😂🥰 also they treat the cows so well, they get their own grass

    • @beelzebubbellevue8698
      @beelzebubbellevue8698 3 года назад +11

      I'm not saying I'm jealous of a cow with how well these beings treat them, but I'm not saying I'm not jealous xD

    • @wilburexcuseme9917
      @wilburexcuseme9917 3 года назад

      This is where the good beef comes from

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 Год назад

      @@wilburexcuseme9917 Arby's. We have the meats!

  • @Ye4life
    @Ye4life 2 года назад +78

    POV: your watching this for the 50th time cause it’s the best asmr video ever made in human…. In cow history

  • @SteirnarUlf
    @SteirnarUlf 3 года назад +984

    "Beeblebrox, we only abduct cow! This not cow!"
    Beeblebrox: "Infant cow, maybe?"
    *visible confusion followed by disapproving glare*
    "If you're wrong I'm telling mom on you."

    • @sokaiton
      @sokaiton 2 года назад +73

      "It's done Beeblebrox. "
      "Don't say you've done it... "
      "I have. "
      *mother walks out of the living room with a belt*

    • @jamesritchie8091
      @jamesritchie8091 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @jamesritchie8091
      @jamesritchie8091 2 года назад +3

      @@sokaiton SLAP

    • @andrewpreece4871
      @andrewpreece4871 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@sokaitonMe(thinking) Uh-oh. You're going to get it now Beeblebrox.
      Also me(eating popcorn)

  • @isarosa.45678
    @isarosa.45678 3 года назад +603

    "If you're wrong, I'm reporting you to Brood Mother."
    Me: Report his asssssssssssss

    • @CrazyAspen
      @CrazyAspen 3 года назад +7

      I was gonna like this comment but I think I'll leave it at 69 likes 😂😂😂

    • @200yearsago5
      @200yearsago5 3 года назад +8

      Yeah he is very SUS

    • @Wolfeycat
      @Wolfeycat 3 года назад +2

      Sus

    • @Dr.JagCobra
      @Dr.JagCobra 3 года назад +2

      *Emergency meeting called by Amy Kay ASMR*

    • @emilywyeth8677
      @emilywyeth8677 3 года назад +2

      LOL

  • @Tareq_AM
    @Tareq_AM 3 года назад +283

    Her makeup is literally gorgeous.
    And her smile is so cute.

  • @Soaxee
    @Soaxee 2 года назад +20

    'If you're wrong I'm reporting you to brood mother' gives me the same vibes as 'if you don't give me the iPad I'm telling mom'

  • @AsherLogan129
    @AsherLogan129 3 года назад +241

    I’ve enjoyed some of Amy’s sci-fi videos, but something about this one in particular just intrigues me the most.

  • @thatdude2248
    @thatdude2248 3 года назад +445

    10/10 hits every mark
    -entertaining
    -interesting
    -relaxing
    I will be listening to this again :)

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 3 года назад +18

      You forgot one
      -moo

    • @Kinginnit
      @Kinginnit 3 года назад +3

      @@HarryStikers SHUT

    • @Kinginnit
      @Kinginnit 3 года назад +1

      @@keshakep295 k

    • @Stannie_al
      @Stannie_al 3 года назад +3

      I’ve watched this like 10 times now…😂

    • @thatdude2248
      @thatdude2248 3 года назад

      @@Stannie_al i absolutely love the two that she's done, I can't wait for part 3

  • @stephen90944
    @stephen90944 3 года назад +861

    "Ummmm excuse me. I've been turned into a cow, can I go home now?
    Yzma: you are excused. Anyone else?!"

    • @nanicrash
      @nanicrash 3 года назад +12

      I love this.

    • @kaykov728
      @kaykov728 3 года назад +5

      i’m crying

    • @mr.kermittingoof4314
      @mr.kermittingoof4314 3 года назад +3

      @@robennako7733 what

    • @stephen90944
      @stephen90944 3 года назад +13

      @@robennako7733 Huh? It's from The Emperor's New Groove.

    • @kemonono
      @kemonono 3 года назад +3

      @@robennako7733 no, emporer's new groove

  • @unholyzoe
    @unholyzoe 2 года назад +18

    This is honesty my favourite asmr ever. I have never had tingles before but being a not cow gives me the warmest feeling. It's lovely to feel appreciated Amy and Brood Mother! Live long and prosper and may the force be with you. 🖖👽👾

  • @plutosleepz7464
    @plutosleepz7464 3 года назад +181

    why is her acting so good holy shit like every role is always on point, she dont miss 😵‍💫😮

  • @Giga-lemesh
    @Giga-lemesh 3 года назад +709

    Ah yes, the well known larval stage of the cow life cycle, known as “humans”

    • @sleepiecassidy
      @sleepiecassidy 3 года назад +5

      Ah yes

    • @TyraziumGod
      @TyraziumGod 3 года назад +9

      I mean in Hindu culture if you have a lot of good Karma, you'll reincarnated as a cow, they are sacred in their country, but if you were a bad person you could respawn (jk reincarnate) as a cockroach or other vermin and creatures God made to spite us

    • @sheepen9000
      @sheepen9000 3 года назад +3

      It’s like a chrysalis stage

    • @hopefullyhelping6664
      @hopefullyhelping6664 2 года назад

      We all return to cow eventually…. The reincarnation cycle continues infinitely.

  • @saeko274
    @saeko274 3 года назад +608

    *Yet not hungry*
    My stomach: Starts growling immediately

    • @beelzebubbellevue8698
      @beelzebubbellevue8698 3 года назад +5

      Omfg SAME XD

    • @starry_notwokeanymore5205
      @starry_notwokeanymore5205 3 года назад +4

      lol i commented that 2 minutes through the video i wanted eggs

    • @wilburexcuseme9917
      @wilburexcuseme9917 3 года назад +3

      I just ate dinner to and I'm hungry again-

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 3 года назад +3

      *Literally cooking breakfast while listening to this*

    • @Zkankhunt
      @Zkankhunt 2 года назад

      That part played as i read this
      But im eating McDonald's

  • @jenandjoshquesada248
    @jenandjoshquesada248 Год назад +8

    Bro I watch this 2 years ago and it’s still the best asmr vid to fall asleep to❤❤

  • @plaguemockter7235
    @plaguemockter7235 3 года назад +1845

    Her:*offers me grass*
    Me: “Oh that’s so kind and thoughtful of you, but unfortunately that will quite literally kill me if I eat it.”

    • @plaguemockter7235
      @plaguemockter7235 3 года назад +330

      Humans have a vestigial appendix, as we can live without one. In other herbivorous/omnivorous animals, the appendix is used to properly digest grasses and fibrous vegetation more efficiently, breaking through their waxy/irritant coating, but as humans no longer retain a fully functioning appendix, digesting wheats and grasses becomes extremely difficult and can quickly lead to indigestion and food poisoning.

    • @sp1derrblo0d
      @sp1derrblo0d 3 года назад +175

      so- i should stop eating grass then?

    • @madamemaramay
      @madamemaramay 3 года назад +126

      @@sp1derrblo0d you shouldn’t have done so in the first place- are you okay??

    • @sp1derrblo0d
      @sp1derrblo0d 3 года назад +62

      @@madamemaramay yeah

    • @aweirdanimeweeb995
      @aweirdanimeweeb995 3 года назад +59

      Um... I've eaten grass before

  • @alext7222
    @alext7222 3 года назад +289

    Im honestly obsessed with this video. I’ve watched it at least 20 times already and it puts me to sleep so quickly. Wonderful combo of triggers and humor!

  • @EHKodiak
    @EHKodiak 3 года назад +140

    I love alien abduction ones, they are ALWAYS so weird as everyone has their own takes on it - but this is extra brilliant! Proper funny and bizarre

    • @tomashowell2686
      @tomashowell2686 3 года назад

      Do you have any suggestions for me then I love these

  • @hanabi235
    @hanabi235 2 года назад +37

    I love how she is giving instructions to a cow on where to look during the eye exam 😂👌🏻

  • @patchesthebat
    @patchesthebat 3 года назад +230

    Her: inspecting me to see if I'm not a cow
    Me: panicking because a pretty alien lady is infront of me

  • @Fiona-cg7jj
    @Fiona-cg7jj 3 года назад +423

    This should be what happens when sims get abducted

    • @void9448
      @void9448 3 года назад +17

      Except they give u a pregnant guy and an alien baby

    • @Fiona-cg7jj
      @Fiona-cg7jj 3 года назад +8

      @@void9448 Could be a possible side effect but hey we can always send it back and pretend like it never happened 🤐

    • @m0thp1mp21
      @m0thp1mp21 3 года назад +9

      this is when bogos binted

    • @utatanepikoV5
      @utatanepikoV5 3 года назад +2

      @@m0thp1mp21 👽

    • @Nappa26
      @Nappa26 3 года назад +2

      Yes yes I agree although my sims have only been abducted like twice

  • @jamesrule1338
    @jamesrule1338 3 года назад +752

    Bad day to leave the house without my "Not a Cow" t-shirt.

  • @luvvbree
    @luvvbree Год назад +6

    omg the fact that this was 2 years ago, time really flys

  • @slashbat2375
    @slashbat2375 3 года назад +268

    I think the reason I didn't just say "hey, I'm not a cow, I'm a human" is bc I didn't want Beevlebrox to get in trouble.

    • @RandomGerman8008
      @RandomGerman8008 3 года назад +5

      A lot of people are saying that, but personally doesn't make sense.
      You wouldn't even be trapped on the alien ship, being poked and prodded if it weren't for that moron that can't tell the difference between a human and a cow.

    • @slashbat2375
      @slashbat2375 3 года назад +11

      @@RandomGerman8008 that moron is doing their best🥺 everyone makes mistakes and I forgive them for this one

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 3 года назад +18

      @@slashbat2375 I would forgive him if the cute alien lady wasn't going to kill me by mistake.

  • @Lia2swagg
    @Lia2swagg 3 года назад +222

    THAT HAS TO BE THE CUTEST “WHOS COW IS THAT” IN ALL OF THIS WHOLE LIFE

  • @stratuslocktheautobot4421
    @stratuslocktheautobot4421 3 года назад +233

    Alien: say moo...moooo
    Me: uh quack?
    Alien: * opens mouth out of confusion*
    Me: *panic*
    Alien: say moo again
    Me: MOOOO!

  • @Shay739
    @Shay739 3 года назад +24

    I laughed so hard after she said “breath cow” 😂
    Thank you at least I’m relaxed now

  • @VoidWalkerOblivion
    @VoidWalkerOblivion 3 года назад +391

    In Beeblebrox' defense, I was drinking milk when he snatched me.

    • @ko0l.4id88
      @ko0l.4id88 3 года назад +46

      Beeblebrox does not deserve to be treated this way.
      #justiceforbeeblebrox

    • @ZananoQuinito
      @ZananoQuinito 3 года назад +8

      Zaphod has always been adventurous.

    • @enderreed2372
      @enderreed2372 3 года назад

      Oh.... I thought it was people Prox:0

    • @fern5505
      @fern5505 3 года назад +1

      @@enderreed2372 Zaphod Beeblebrox is a character from The Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy

  • @ariongadd1585
    @ariongadd1585 3 года назад +161

    Who's cow is that... This not Cow! Has to be the best opening to any asmr ever!

  • @kevinmandrile5074
    @kevinmandrile5074 3 года назад +402

    Alien: "Keeps trying to communicate in ways that are not Moo 👽."
    Me: "Yeah... English and Italian... the only languages I speak... sorry Alien 😅."

    • @lugozzi31
      @lugozzi31 3 года назад +7

      Speak italian now, i dare you

    • @collinwade
      @collinwade 3 года назад +7

      @@lugozzi31 they can’t prove it, GoOgLe TrAnSlAtE

    • @bee_creature
      @bee_creature 3 года назад +26

      @@lugozzi31 they can't prove it because Italy isn't real 😢

    • @CattMowe
      @CattMowe 3 года назад +6

      @@bee_creature excuse me?!

    • @lugozzi31
      @lugozzi31 3 года назад +6

      @@bee_creature pain

  • @screechfest3595
    @screechfest3595 2 года назад +19

    revisiting this series just for the occasional "say moo"

  • @Mjolnir007
    @Mjolnir007 3 года назад +240

    „Who’s cow is that?“ and „Why is this bee unconscious?“ have got to be the two funniest lines to start an asmr video 🤣

    • @ayimzay
      @ayimzay 3 года назад +1

      link the bee video?

    • @brycenpeacock9262
      @brycenpeacock9262 3 года назад +4

      Visualsounds1 is a gem

    • @brycenpeacock9262
      @brycenpeacock9262 3 года назад +2

      @Zay ruclips.net/video/1ZPfpixnPPc/видео.html

    • @katelin9644
      @katelin9644 3 года назад +6

      I didn’t know Thor’s hammer could watch asmr?

    • @idiotbutransrights
      @idiotbutransrights 3 года назад +2

      I need to know the origin of the unconcious bee

  • @eiIlenn
    @eiIlenn 3 года назад +172

    11:32 "Moo, once my fingers are out of view" The comedy in this is great, you always come up with such great, relaxing and entertaining content 👍

  • @queenphoenix1133
    @queenphoenix1133 3 года назад +543

    I'm not a cow but I'm playing along because it's so relaxing.

  • @rurushu.megasseart614
    @rurushu.megasseart614 2 года назад +24

    To think its going to be a year since this series started. I absolutely love it- I mean- mooo

  • @sleepyboii172
    @sleepyboii172 3 года назад +188

    “Who’s cow is that?” Best line ever

  • @noodletongs2664
    @noodletongs2664 3 года назад +239

    I love the “who’s horse is that?” -esque beginning

  • @VariamBhogal
    @VariamBhogal 3 года назад +44

    Props for keeping a straight face through all the analysis and note taking!

  • @creamyrimmers2180
    @creamyrimmers2180 3 года назад +78

    The thought that at the start the human might have said “moo?” To try and trick her makes me laugh

  • @1tzm3hh
    @1tzm3hh 3 года назад +440

    "We only abduct cows. This looks nothing like a cow!"
    Actually, I'd have to disagree with you there

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 3 года назад +12

      Picked a real bad day to cosplay as Otis.

    • @FlorianRasputin
      @FlorianRasputin 2 года назад +2

      I felt that real fukkin' deep in my soul

  • @drpuma_2901
    @drpuma_2901 3 года назад +65

    This might be the most wholesome abduction rp I've seen.

  • @savismith8222
    @savismith8222 2 года назад +10

    The tingles I got from this were fabulous!
    Also the giggles 🤭

  • @sparklestorm1236
    @sparklestorm1236 3 года назад +260

    “Yes I am real man, want to go skateboards?”

    • @souporsacrelige4236
      @souporsacrelige4236 3 года назад +37

      The orphans
      What kind of man would do such a thing
      Skate boards

    • @patricksmith9540
      @patricksmith9540 3 года назад +21

      Finally... A man of culture! HUZZAH!

    • @dragonlord_4042
      @dragonlord_4042 3 года назад +11

      Asdf movie what a classic

    • @Expensiveghost
      @Expensiveghost 3 года назад +11

      its muffin time

    • @CattMowe
      @CattMowe 3 года назад +9

      People who haven't watched the asdf movies: ummm ok..?

  • @ashessakura7518
    @ashessakura7518 3 года назад +46

    Her confusion at the beginning and how flabbergasted she is is bloody adorable! Love it~

  • @Cat-iv6di
    @Cat-iv6di 3 года назад +158

    This is the prettiest alien I have ever seen 😍

    • @sapphiiee
      @sapphiiee 3 года назад +4

      I was literally thinking the same thing 😂😍

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 года назад +2

      Same here

    • @davegsux
      @davegsux 3 года назад

      you could say that she ... abducted your heart! *ba dum tiss*

    • @Kinginnit
      @Kinginnit 3 года назад +1

      Maybe it's because this is the only alien you saw?????

  • @hannahhester8376
    @hannahhester8376 3 года назад +5

    Girl, you hit 1 freaking million views on this video in 4 months! Congrats!

  • @liovabuys
    @liovabuys 3 года назад +155

    "it doesnt look anything like cow"
    me: *spits grass* "oh crap what gave it away"

    • @Abbi3e
      @Abbi3e 10 месяцев назад

      PFFT-

  • @sunburstwolfdog
    @sunburstwolfdog 3 года назад +65

    She really tried to come up with every explanation she could before realizing POV wasn't a cow, she had an awful lot of faith in her coworker XD

  • @whaaaazzzzz
    @whaaaazzzzz 3 года назад +62

    Imagine being in an alien spaceship and standing in a line next to a ton of cows deeply confused just like:
    🐮🐮🐮🤦‍♀️🐮🐮🐮

  • @albinocrow6804
    @albinocrow6804 2 года назад +6

    This video gave me tingles for the first time in my life, people weren’t kidding! It’s extremely pleasant 😌

  • @serenaweston1906
    @serenaweston1906 3 года назад +57

    Something about your voice is just so calming and comforting. I love this idea too!

  • @thephantom6027
    @thephantom6027 3 года назад +93

    "Who abducted this?"
    I remember being told this once at an ex's family get together. Good times.

  • @ggleebers6831
    @ggleebers6831 3 года назад +89

    "It doesn't look anything like cow!"
    I take that as a compliment.

  • @Spuggky45
    @Spuggky45 2 года назад +1

    I've been binge watching this playlist. Your channel is truly a hidden gem on YT. I've honestly never heard of it before, but it is so good!