Never tired of this classic from my childhood as a nineties kid, watching it again now currently. Rest In Peace always to the late, Phil Hartman, love me some Kirsten Dunst still, they certainly don’t make films like this nowadays. This will always be timeless.💫
@@paradoxlaboratories8005 That's okay because for me it was the other way round at first. I first read his name in the info and story book as "In-sad-ic" because I hadn't heard his name much.
My favorite line in this: "An officer and a gentleman doesn't strike a lady." Chip Hazard and his Commandoes may have been the bad guys from the story point, but like true professionals, they had standards of conduct.
That’s a good life lesson that Chip hazard has stated if you’re trying to be a hero you gotta be scared and brave at the same time in other words in between. If you’re not scared all that means you’re an idiot.
@@michaelhobbs3426 You can see several Gwendy Horses on the shelves (at 0:54), the Commando Elite did not bring those to life though. (Thinking about it, that could have been interesting too).
I always saw her as an homage/reference to Clint Walker (Nick Nitro's voice actor), who was a Western star. Funny how she's rodeo riding Christy at one point. 😀
Funfact: Not only gave Kirsten Dunst two very iconic gagged scenes, there was also a small pantyshot when she climbs out of the window...what a movie for a teenager :D
I remember that part well and of course there was the part she fell to the floor and her belly was showing. Plus her back was showing while climbing down the house.
Poor Kirsten Christien getting tied up by her own toys and her boyfriend tries to help out only to get tormented by the other two male soldiers. So year true a gentleman and an officer does not strike a lady in person but that rule does not count when they are just toys not humans. Why he did not tell that to Allan when he attacked many he was much braver I give him credit.
1:22-26 1:37-39 I love Christy mmmms through her gag. Heroines are always more fun to get in trouble and distress then heroes. That's what I think anyway.
"Let's do something fun! We'll all get facials!" "Did I overpluck my eyebrows?" "Let's see if her head comes off!" "Such nice broad shoulders. Do you work out?" "What's your sign, big boy?" "Makeovers are such a blast!" "That haircut was SO 5 minutes ago!" "Are you dumping me?" 😆
Looks like that she is so angry at Brad for just ditching her and leaving her alone without rescuing her. I bet that she’s not gonna speak to him ever again or never wanted to see him ever again
I love how this movie portrays a minor who tries to help his girl, gets lit on fire, and runs off probably to find and adult to help as a coward unworthy of her time.
But don’t forget Sarah michelle as well she was the other voice actor behind the dolls those two really worked well together on the film voicing the dolls.
1:50 “You! Maggot! An officer and a gentleman doesn’t strike a lady.” Sure some women join the military, join the police, or become professional fighters, but still all you guys out there shouldn’t strike a lady at ALL.
"Are you scared? We're all scared, you'd have to be crazy not to get scared." Best line in the movie
for real
2:17
I loved this movie as a kid. Christina Ricci and Sarah Michelle Gellar voice the dolls.
Ah, Gina Vendetti and Erin from The Simpsons
Never tired of this classic from my childhood as a nineties kid, watching it again now currently. Rest In Peace always to the late, Phil Hartman, love me some Kirsten Dunst still, they certainly don’t make films like this nowadays. This will always be timeless.💫
The Toy Story we never know we needed
Toys story if they were made by amazon
@@boltzrevoltz2287 .
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The film needed more edge
Я тоже так хочу
3:30 I love Zaniac casually asking “what else is on?” 😂
His name is Insaniac.
@@moatguy4471 My mistake. I have never seen it written down and in the movie it kind of sounded like “Zaniac”.
@@paradoxlaboratories8005 That's okay because for me it was the other way round at first. I first read his name in the info and story book as "In-sad-ic" because I hadn't heard his name much.
1:35 “What’s your sign big boy?” Even today, the film portrays a good representation of modern life.
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🤤yeah dude women be shopping and asking what sign you are hahaha so true
I like how chip demands to show some respect for ladies.
My favorite line in this:
"An officer and a gentleman doesn't strike a lady."
Chip Hazard and his Commandoes may have been the bad guys from the story point, but like true professionals, they had standards of conduct.
"Are you scared?" "Were all scared." "You gotta be crazy not to be scared."
FE-TISH MO-VIE
That’s a good life lesson that Chip hazard has stated if you’re trying to be a hero you gotta be scared and brave at the same time in other words in between. If you’re not scared all that means you’re an idiot.
1:03 Now it's our turn to play with you. LOL
It would have been cool if the dolls played house with Christy by making her their baby! :D
That's not traumatizing at all.
@@Forsoothious So what? It's funny!
"Zoom in! Get those tears!" Man those toys meant business
Mak sud nya christy mgeluarkan air mata ?????
@@buildtokufansmediaofficial5294 je ne comprends....
I thought my brain was making this shit up, but it’d actually a movie 😂
Lol
same, i looked it up recently and i remembered it all over again and the burger they were selling at bk for it. (i wasn't allowed to watch this movie)
You maggot, an officer and a gentlemen does not strike a lady 😂 1:50 best line from the legend tommylee Jones
But does a real lady keeps their hands to them self, instead of strangers
Kirsten was absolutely brilliant in Jumangi small soldiers and Spider-Man 2002 2004 and 2007 .
Those dolls were the start of my childhood nightmares
Agreed.
I hate dolls my sister has lots of doll in her room
Same and Chucky, good times. . .
This wasn’t as bad as chucky
@@christopherwatson206 you're right, because he made them worse XD
Christy didn't even try to fight back meaning she must really enjoy being tied up
Yes..😂😂😂 she could Just try
She tried her best maybe she was just not strong enough at the time if she had been maybe things might would have gone her way.
She was screaming in danger you call at enjoy
I think if Christien was like an Arnold fighter she would have put up a good fight against them.
@Xergyo Salgado what the hell????????
Okay, but we all agree the doll with the cowboy hat is just...
My idol :)
That was my favourite too it’s to bad she never had her horse with her.
@@michaelhobbs3426 You can see several Gwendy Horses on the shelves (at 0:54), the Commando Elite did not bring those to life though. (Thinking about it, that could have been interesting too).
I always saw her as an homage/reference to Clint Walker (Nick Nitro's voice actor), who was a Western star. Funny how she's rodeo riding Christy at one point. 😀
@@AnMelP u notice the gwendy rodeo riding on christys leg ? 😂omg I thought it was just me ! Lol ! Makes this funnier and cute
Funfact: Not only gave Kirsten Dunst two very iconic gagged scenes, there was also a small pantyshot when she climbs out of the window...what a movie for a teenager :D
I remember that part well and of course there was the part she fell to the floor and her belly was showing. Plus her back was showing while climbing down the house.
In spiderman her nips are on display
She was 16 bro. Yall weird pedos
Which movie? I need to, ah, confirm this information firsthand.
@@mr.panamaniac
What if they were also 16 at the time?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FEVER DREAM ITS REAL THIS WAS THE START OF MY REASON FOR HATING DOLLS OMG
omg same 😅
I really like this 😂😂
What if this happens to you
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Kinky
I Like It
@@connerjamessettles6190 I also like it lol with giggles. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
This movie remind me back to childhood memories.😎💪🏻😏Love the movie.🍿🎉💓💥It was a blast!♥️
dude i loved this movie and now i finally found it
omg i remember this movieeeee! My brother and me used to watch it all the time and when this scene came i allways runned out the room😂
"What else is on." Gets me every time. Heh.
Poor Kirsten Christien getting tied up by her own toys and her boyfriend tries to help out only to get tormented by the other two male soldiers. So year true a gentleman and an officer does not strike a lady in person but that rule does not count when they are just toys not humans. Why he did not tell that to Allan when he attacked many he was much braver I give him credit.
i had a stroke reading this 🧐
@@ronaldoramirez4791 You are much braver for writing comment. Credit for you.
IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Kirsten is my fav actress 🥰
These kinds of movies are so funny. All they have to do is just step on them
1:22-26 1:37-39 I love Christy mmmms through her gag. Heroines are always more fun to get in trouble and distress then heroes. That's what I think anyway.
2:17 - "Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared."
"Let's do something fun! We'll all get facials!"
"Did I overpluck my eyebrows?"
"Let's see if her head comes off!"
"Such nice broad shoulders. Do you work out?"
"What's your sign, big boy?"
"Makeovers are such a blast!"
"That haircut was SO 5 minutes ago!"
"Are you dumping me?"
😆
Well done lines :))
So. Many. One-liners.
Led Zeppelin only makes this scene even better!
Those dolls are creepy cute
And hot. They were voiced by Christina Ricci (Casper) and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy The Vampire Slayer).
Its literally live action Toy Story..
With Mary Jane in it
Apasih artinya
@@rahmaidaelzida3710 0ä0000
It's a lot darker than Toy Story. The toys never tried to harm any humans in Toy Story.
Toy story
Small soldiers = toy story from teenagers
Puppet Master = toy story from deep web
"Did I over pluck my eyebrows?"
I think so
I just realized that it was Kirsten Dunst. I watched this movie on VHS and I didn't get any actors on my mind
Me too...
@Phantom Freeze hah, yeah
Me neither always
I saw her other movies and her acting as Kiki the witch in the anime Kiki delivery service as well
If “put a sock in it” was a movie scene 🤣
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Wednesday Addams tie up Mary Jane Watson in 1998.
I remember that movie, she gets even with them, by grinding them up in a lawnmower.
The way the guy runs out leaving his burnt trousers in the house! 😆
😄 He also leaves his motorcycle behind at the Fimple's. He flees on foot in his boxers, probably traumatized for life.
@@AnMelP
Yep
Imagine being a cop, finding the boxer teen, hearing his story, and then taking him to prison
@@reggyjohnson9083
Yes I can imagine
@@reggyjohnson9083 prison. I’d send him for a psychological evaluation at mental hospital.
Forever one of my favorite movies ‼️
Same, it’s very hot. Probably the birth of a lot of peoples’ kinks
Omg I used to love this movie when I was younger😱 thank you for making this bc I’m gonna watch it Rn brb
Zoom in get those tears 🤣😂
Classic
It was one of my favorite movies when I was young I always watched this movie.
I didn't know THIS movie, but I had this lion-like TOY figure!
Dbattle
Those Barbies had some lines 🤣🤣
Call me crazy, but I seems some similarities between the Gwendy Dolls and Harley Quinn.
Did I overpluck my eyebrows is comedy gold
Led Zep I, "Communication Breakdown"....very appropriate!
they gotta make Small Soldiers 2.
YOURE IN THIS MOVIE?!?!? YESSSSSSS!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!
(puts pinkie on lower lip) kink
Maybe I should’ve switched you and Lindsey.
*deep introspection*
maybe I should not have said that just now
hmmmmmmm 🤔
"An officer and gentleman does not strike a lady"? That's rich coming from a guy who attacks kids (boy or girl) and Gorgonites without mercy.
No mercy
Unfair justice I say
@@daisuki9296 strike first!
No thanks to Brad.
2:28 I love this part!
Led Zeppelin best band ever!
She love her toys
I found out that sarah Michelle gellar voiced the dolls and because of all the puns all I can here is buffy 😂
I use to watch that show a lot before I watched this.
Love this movie!
1:50 - "Yo, maggot! An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady."
Yeah if the lower part of my pants get set on fire, i’m not jumping down the stairs.
You know the cowgirl doll should’ve used a yo-yo instead of a green smiley faced necklace 🪀
Why the yo-yo instead of the smiley faces necklace?
@@maces213z5 Cause a yo-yo is much better like a lasso
@@axcelchinchay310 alright makes sense, don’t you think she’ll break free easier form the yo-yo around her feet ?
@@maces213z5 Well imagine if the string was really tighter like rope
I never thought of this! Great idea Axcel!
It's Mary Jane lol
Where the hell is Spider-Man when she needs him
Yes
Ayu ya mary jane lol rek diiket kayak gitu, salam teko jowo😋😋😜😜
Did I overpluck my eyebrows,there's no left 😆😆😆😆😆
This is a classic
I wonder what black shoes Christy is wearing
Good question! I think they are Doc Martens or something similar
Now that I’m grown up I can’t figure out how those commandos made those Barbie dolls fully animatronic with nothing but household items
I thought I dreamt this movie....
Looks like that she is so angry at Brad for just ditching her and leaving her alone without rescuing her.
I bet that she’s not gonna speak to him ever again or never wanted to see him ever again
In all fairness, wouldn't you be freaking out if you got your legs set on fire by freakish, living dolls and action figures?
@@silhouettoofaman2935 you are so right about that
I love this movie and she lost to toys LMAO
0:58 the one walking on the right is creepy 😂🫣
Major Chip Hazard: Surprise!
Me as a child watching this* Starts hearing Rihanna
What's going on? Why do I feel this way?
1:49
Yo, maggot! An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
Where the hell was Spider-man?
In Pleasantville, where else? LOL!
Excellent. ♡ T.E.N.
Me: New kink unlocked.
Good times😈
Buenos tiempos muy buenos tiempos jejeje
Let's go barbie let's go party🎵
Cgi back then was quite real
Well, a little real
1:50 Chip Hazard: *YOU!* *MAGGOT!*
An officer and a gentleman doesn’t strike a lady.
Brad: What?
@@Metal18Dude
BUTCH:👟🔥👈🏿
I miss this movie
Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown
I remember this movie years ago.
I remember watching this in kindergarten
I’d say let’s party and we will all have a party!
Happy birthday Kristen dunst
Nice
Awesome
I love how this movie portrays a minor who tries to help his girl, gets lit on fire, and runs off probably to find and adult to help as a coward unworthy of her time.
Fun fact: christiana ricci voiced the dolls
But don’t forget Sarah michelle as well she was the other voice actor behind the dolls those two really worked well together on the film voicing the dolls.
0:20 maybe thats Lamar's teacher
how kids be like in their history story 0:46 0:41
IMAO
0:42
I wondering what it will be if Tim Burton directed Small Soldiers XD XD XD
I didn’t know Mary Jane was in this movie
Wow this is so crazy
1:50 “You! Maggot! An officer and a gentleman doesn’t strike a lady.” Sure some women join the military, join the police, or become professional fighters, but still all you guys out there shouldn’t strike a lady at ALL.
Two face and his forces have captured Mary Jane Watson.
Title change… I see you!!!
why is MJ always held hostage
.الووووووو و!
Wait....
...is true!!!! 🤯
Have Kirsten Dust ever played a bad ass character?
I actually find this a bit creepy! 😅
Jejeje good times😜
And that's how they were inspired to make toy story
Alan told Christy's boyfriend you better watch it burn👖🔥
Is a shame.....
I can t remember 😓
🧢 he said he set his school on fire just to watch it burn
0:36 Like a faceless Barbie doll.👀